Mass Effect 3 - Everyone Shoots Brooks(Citadel DLC)

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  • @floriangentet6183
    @floriangentet6183 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6534

    Maintenance : "STOP KILLING PEOPLE IN THE SHUTTLE BAY !"

    • @maxrander0101
      @maxrander0101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      but its fun and i have to as im bored of saving everyone

    • @truenap9315
      @truenap9315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      There are dead people on literally every deck but that's what they care about lol

    • @lillith3159
      @lillith3159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wrex: ¡NO!

    • @thomas.parnell7365
      @thomas.parnell7365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This Shepard do as your ordered or I'll let javik or myself space all of you

    • @OmeCoatl054
      @OmeCoatl054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Should've taken the job offer to Coruscant.....

  • @plmokm33
    @plmokm33 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2984

    Where the fuck did she think she was gonna go, out the airlock?
    Javik approves.

    • @MrSpawley
      @MrSpawley 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Either way problem solved!

    • @KlLLERROBOT99
      @KlLLERROBOT99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yep she can join the con artist who is still drifting right outside it.

    • @deontaeavila3514
      @deontaeavila3514 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arousing

    • @hal0justcal865
      @hal0justcal865 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Escape pod onto citadel

  • @Lizzardtong
    @Lizzardtong 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4997

    Garrus has such a good aim, he can't even miss on purpose.

    • @arcticfox4202
      @arcticfox4202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Well, he lost against Shepard in the shooting contest. 😉

    • @Camelotsmoon
      @Camelotsmoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😉👍

    • @genghisn7
      @genghisn7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Arctic Fox
      Nah, all the best Mass Effect players let him win.

    • @arcticfox4202
      @arcticfox4202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      ​@@genghisn7 Garrus knows deep down that Shepard let him win.
      And...no need for accusing my Mass Effect integrity.

    • @MathewWWeaver
      @MathewWWeaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@genghisn7 I feel personally attacked

  • @endlessnoodle3056
    @endlessnoodle3056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3829

    Garrus missed his "warning shot" at that distance cause his rifle wasn't properly... calibrated.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      How dare you suggest that Garrus got his calibrations wrong? 😱

    • @serasvictoria257
      @serasvictoria257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Na the rifle was fine he just wasn't hydrated enough :(

    • @Gangkoyt
      @Gangkoyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No he never fails calibrations probably needed a good talibration instead.
      (For the record real thing if neither are romanced)

    • @endlessnoodle3056
      @endlessnoodle3056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Gangkoyt Impossible. Talibrations are only for Shepard

    • @Gangkoyt
      @Gangkoyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@endlessnoodle3056 then maybe he could use some chaklate

  • @elfinkenshi6437
    @elfinkenshi6437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    Garrus: "I meant for that to be a warning shot".
    Last time the turians made a "warning shot" like that they started the First Contact war.

    • @Mmmeeee4
      @Mmmeeee4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      For them it was just an incident.

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Mmmeeee4 Humans in the 22nd century must not have grit. I looked it up, we lost less than a thousand people in three months of fighting and gave as good as we got before the council stepped in and actually tried talking to us.

    • @jordanwilliams676
      @jordanwilliams676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Savage!

    • @martinosborne4703
      @martinosborne4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rustyjones7908 a small price for glory!

    • @ThejollyFrenchman
      @ThejollyFrenchman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@rustyjones7908 To be fair, the Turians thought that humanity was a tiny minor race with no military, so they didn't send a powerful force.

  • @jgmagic398
    @jgmagic398 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5450

    Garrus: "Ya know, I meant for that to be a warning shot...oh well."
    Shep: "With a sniper? At that range?"

    • @raptorjesus3894
      @raptorjesus3894 9 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      Johnathon Gilliam More importantly: using a sniper to shoot someone 3 metres away

    • @MrSpawley
      @MrSpawley 8 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      +Jhawk 163 Garrus ugh more calibrations needed!

    • @Camelotsmoon
      @Camelotsmoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      The offensive stance really helped sell that

    • @twls153
      @twls153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Well, is hard to properly aim some with sniper at very short range.

    • @tacticalderpy2077
      @tacticalderpy2077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      At this time of year, at this time of day, at this part of the station, localized entirely within your shuttle bay?

  • @Heil-Haidra2319
    @Heil-Haidra2319 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3843

    Wrex: I love this part of the dlc. Why kill Brooks once when you can kill her 46 times.

  • @CordyBrush
    @CordyBrush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1837

    Zaeed: We're all bloody armed, what the hell was she thinking?!
    Legion: Ms. Lawson-Imposter, terminated.
    Grunt: heh...weak.
    Miranda: (sigh) That takes care of that loose end...
    Mordin: Possibility of missing at this range...(sniff) not in her favour..

    • @helsingS_
      @helsingS_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Good writing.

    • @sisqomisqo2019
      @sisqomisqo2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      Jack: I was hoping to get rid of that bitch

    • @twitchyb9950
      @twitchyb9950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Uh, maintenance to the shuttle bay?

    • @baddoer
      @baddoer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Kasumi: Now you see me last time!
      Samara: She was too dangerous ...
      Jacob: Wow, did not get too far.
      ...
      Jenkins: Where were her shields?

    • @S1n1st3r0n3
      @S1n1st3r0n3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Jenkins: Now she knows how I felt

  • @d.n5287
    @d.n5287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    Maya: "Admit it some part of you liked having me around, looking up to the legend"
    Shepard: "Nah, I already got Conrad Verner for that"

    • @Ruosteinenknight
      @Ruosteinenknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      I laughed my ass off when Shepard told the clone during the fight that Condrad Verner knows more about being Shepard than the clone.

    • @Jdne199311
      @Jdne199311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Ruosteinenknight my favourite bit of dialogue

    • @ThePigeon5734
      @ThePigeon5734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Ruosteinenknight he probably does

    • @matteoj74
      @matteoj74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@Ruosteinenknight and also Conrad redeemed himself a lot with all the studies he brought to the build of the Catalist!!!

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@matteoj74 Not to mention he threw himself between Shepard and the Cerberus guy without much hesitation. Bro was more Shepard than the Clone. He didn't try to pretend he screwed up, he felt bad about screwing up, and he was willing to step up when it mattered.

  • @maiadraconica6488
    @maiadraconica6488 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4022

    i dont know why buy i love how Garrus crouches down in sniping position

    • @KlLLERROBOT99
      @KlLLERROBOT99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      Apparently she was harder to hit than a beverage container.

    • @Alphascrub_77
      @Alphascrub_77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Its like he saw it coming and was very deliberate about it.

    • @khaeilyn2000
      @khaeilyn2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Two reasons:
      1. It's adorable
      2. He's Garrus

    • @benn454
      @benn454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      More stable shooting stance. Most stable would be to go prone.

    • @Camelotsmoon
      @Camelotsmoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      The offensive posture really sold his warning shot

  • @MrWolf-fm7nj
    @MrWolf-fm7nj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Garrus: "That was meant to be a warning shot"
    Shep: "Warning shots don't go into the back"
    Garrus: "It was a warning shot to the others"

    • @michaelbonyak3517
      @michaelbonyak3517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      * what others? They're all dead.
      *shepard, you always seem to have someone gunning for you. This was supposed to be shore leave.

    • @Tom-H1
      @Tom-H1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Shepard definitely knows about warning shots to the back with garrus... hehe
      okay I'll go

    • @TheNorthie
      @TheNorthie 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      “Vakarian, fire a warning shot”
      “Shepard this is M-920 Cain”
      “Eh… potato, potato fire the shot!”

  • @jenifer1638
    @jenifer1638 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2650

    Thanks to Tali, I've gained super useful curse word

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 9 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Aiman Ghazi Quiet, boshtet !

    • @Ziut0702
      @Ziut0702 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Well Boshtet sounds almost like pasztet in polish which means pate/Pâté :P

    • @tkristians123
      @tkristians123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Jenifer Leo Exactly. You can sear at people without them knowing what the fuck you are talking about. Then again none of us know it. But we can use our imagination.

    • @Kratos8462
      @Kratos8462 9 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      And only people who've played Mass Effect get the curse word lol

    • @gor2714
      @gor2714 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I know that this comment is 2 years old, but the literal translation of bosh'tet is "son of a b*tch"

  • @shanem4703
    @shanem4703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    "You're getting slow."
    Ah, good old Urdnot Wrex and his big brother mentality.

    • @mrblank-zh1xy
      @mrblank-zh1xy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The only one that reminds me of a real soldier

  • @CronoTime
    @CronoTime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    "In the old days, you just would of shot her. Good times", Wrex you are a treasure

  • @N7Beowulf
    @N7Beowulf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    I would of killed, KILLED for Wrex to come in and just headbutt her half way across the shuttle bay.

    • @9091destroyer
      @9091destroyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @James Kessler Counterpoint: Both

    • @aquabunny1992
      @aquabunny1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A Krogan headbutt sandwich

  • @NikolaJosimovic
    @NikolaJosimovic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    "Well i won't miss you, you crazy bosh'tet"
    LOL

    • @ajrtorres
      @ajrtorres 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Exactly why i LUV Tali

    • @jordanwilliams676
      @jordanwilliams676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That has to be my favourite Tali Quote or at the very least in My Top 5(maybe even Top 10).

    • @SPX157
      @SPX157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Uhh, Maintenance to the Shuttle Bay.”

    • @Doctor.Whommm
      @Doctor.Whommm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jordanwilliams676 And how about "Emerg'ncy induction port"?

  • @shubhamgupta4919
    @shubhamgupta4919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Two joker dialogues burned into my mind:
    "Message coming in, patching it through"
    And now,
    "Maintenance to the shuttle bay"

    • @pedrobrazon6610
      @pedrobrazon6610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      " *smirks* Communications cut commander" is my favorite

    • @Roshea
      @Roshea ปีที่แล้ว

      i like the post bubs n vagrana one too

    • @lukahierl9857
      @lukahierl9857 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like the Yeah I think he/she is aware of that

  • @joshuaolsen6509
    @joshuaolsen6509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    Me playing this DLC: "Hello, Conspicuously Attractive Woman (Brooks)."
    Brooks: *being quirky and charming*
    Me: "Yup. You're definitely evil."

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Yeah, Shepard was a bit *too* oblivious. Like, any stranger insisting on you not calling your allies for help when you're in mortal danger is hella suspicious.

    • @heroicsplendid
      @heroicsplendid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      She’s also trying way too hard to convince the crew to not futher investigate the situation, like the gun or the data gathering.

    • @manlikemars2929
      @manlikemars2929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Like that Asari Spectre in ME2

    • @silverbullet1620
      @silverbullet1620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Me thinks she doth protest too much.

    • @dumbdumb572
      @dumbdumb572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I played through this dlc for the first time on the legendary edition and never have I ever felt so much joy to find out somebody was evil.

  • @IsRickIV
    @IsRickIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Jack obliterates her: “Dumb b*tch.
    Grunt shoots her: “Alright who’s hungry?”
    Thane shoots her: “A poor attempt.”
    Legion shoots her: “We estimate she only had a 2.1% chance of escape. A generous percentage.”
    Samara shoots her: “A lapse in judgment.”
    Mordin shoots her: “Had to be me. Someone else might’ve have missed.”
    Zaeed shoots her: “What a goddamned mess.”
    Kasumi shoots her: “I could have gotten away. Amateur.”
    Miranda shoots her: “Must I do everything Shepherd?”
    Jacob shoots her: “Well there goes that problem.”
    Jenkins shoots her: “Was that ok? Was it ok to shoot her? Oh man.”
    Master Chief shoots her: “I think I’m in the wrong series.”
    Anakin slashes her: “Your telling me.”

  • @HarryBillyBobGeorge
    @HarryBillyBobGeorge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "Not at this range I won't." That remains one of the best lines in the entire series

    • @gabematthews4532
      @gabematthews4532 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Best renegade interrupt other than finishing off the reaper on rannoch

  • @crabLT
    @crabLT 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1643

    BANG! Javik: Problem solved.
    Telling primitives how to solve problems the prothean way.

    • @Nyghtgirl27
      @Nyghtgirl27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Simon Peterson I still hate javik

    • @tautv9331
      @tautv9331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      omg ur probably a reaper

    • @Shotgun93Alexander
      @Shotgun93Alexander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Simon Peterson he would throw them out of the airlock

    • @solareclipse9379
      @solareclipse9379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Nyghtgirl27 in my cicle, we all dying from virus

    • @Nyghtgirl27
      @Nyghtgirl27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Solar Eclipse fuck

  • @CitizenKahne1992
    @CitizenKahne1992 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    Wait, Javik didn't throw her out the airlock?! What kind of crazy alternate universe is this?!

    • @CaptainSpycrab
      @CaptainSpycrab 10 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Twist: Javik is 'maintenance'. He throws all the garbage out the airlock.

    • @KimikoGG
      @KimikoGG 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      lol, I just read this in Javik's voice O.o

    • @theAverageJoe25
      @theAverageJoe25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I choose to believe he threw her body out the airlock

    • @kilianlindlbauer8277
      @kilianlindlbauer8277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CaptainSpycrab zaeed's place on the normandy in me2 wpuld have been a dream for him, you can actually throw garbage out of an airlock

  • @yoursonisold8743
    @yoursonisold8743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    "Problem solved." Why does it sound like Javik wanted to do this 20 minutes ago? lol

    • @maxrander0101
      @maxrander0101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      i wanted to shoot her when she first came upto me i could tell she was evil at that point as the whole thing was a setup

    • @cinnabar_
      @cinnabar_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@maxrander0101 i know right her acting is too much and too bad i could smell her lies miles away

    • @n.a.nameless5435
      @n.a.nameless5435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@cinnabar_ yes, the whole story was screwy. Joker gets an email from Shepard, Shepard one from Joker. Neither of them sent an email to the other. Brooks knew where to find Shepard. The very first time I played that content I knew she was bogus and wanted to shoot her in the face before she uttered 3 words.

    • @chaotik7853
      @chaotik7853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because he did

    • @florencepozon6869
      @florencepozon6869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah he just want to throw Brooks out of the airlock.

  • @RaithSienar
    @RaithSienar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1321

    It's always convenient how the shields that every piece of armor in the series had never work in these situations whenever Bioware needed someone to die in 1 shot.

    • @Arkay24
      @Arkay24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      To be fair, you have the choice of completely wrecking both the Clone and Brooks armors during the fight. I doubt they can withstand 1 Biotic charge, let alone 17 without burning out an emitter or something

    • @maxrander0101
      @maxrander0101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      the players weapons as well as the rest of the team have super guns and never fail to make the shot its called a plot weapon they cant fail the same as plot armor on things like main chars and ships of heros

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And the combat armor on top of that considering how pathetic the ‘bullets’ are in the mass effect universe

    • @readyforlol
      @readyforlol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@looinrims wdym ?
      They're small, but travel at insane speeds. They'd be so much more lethal than modern day weaponry.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Acertive Pillow id call booty cheeks on that considering how weak they are both in setting and in game, not to mention the armor and shields people are equipped with

  • @judgem0rt1s23
    @judgem0rt1s23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "You're getting slow." says Wrex, who proceeds to point at the corpse as if to say "See? Right in front of you."

  • @Commander_Shepard.
    @Commander_Shepard. 9 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Maintenance: I've had it with these motherfucking Brooks, in this motherfucking Shuttle Bay!

    • @Tenchua917
      @Tenchua917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Samuel L. Maintenance? Hey whats up bro

  • @ConnivingTurnip
    @ConnivingTurnip 11 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    I love Garrus: "You know, I meant for that to be a warning shot. Ah well."

  • @chaozwulfy
    @chaozwulfy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I love how despite it being a quick reaction sort of thing, Garrus found the time to kneel and don the cool sniper pose~

    • @hansolav5924
      @hansolav5924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      sniping is kinda his schtick. so it should be second nature by then...if not First Nature. :P Down on one knee as the rifle comes up, target scoped, squeeze trigger. Target down. the bullet was away before he was even aware of having made the shot. :P

  • @Albel217
    @Albel217 8 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    As usual, Garrus' response is the best :P

    • @jordanwilliams676
      @jordanwilliams676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol no. Tali and Liara had the best quotes when killing Brooks this time.

    • @DavidHosey1
      @DavidHosey1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jordanwilliams676 Tali maybe. Liara? Nah she had too basic of one

    • @sebastjankrek1744
      @sebastjankrek1744 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Not at this range I won't" takes the cake for me

  • @creap32
    @creap32 8 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    "Admit it commander... you'll miss me."
    /Runs away
    /Gunshot
    "Not at this range I won't."

    • @stevenlittrel2648
      @stevenlittrel2648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Uh
      Maintenance to the shuttle bay

    • @Spawned4Dinner
      @Spawned4Dinner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I wonder how they translated that pun in the localized versions.

    • @elpikouik3877
      @elpikouik3877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Spawned4Dinner well, French has basically the same pun ready to go.

  • @crazytuner111
    @crazytuner111 10 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Joker: ......still waiting for that maintenance.

    • @theaa21
      @theaa21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      crazytuner111 2 years and still waiting

    • @Camelotsmoon
      @Camelotsmoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pile of dead Brooks bodies rotting away in the shuttle bay still.

  • @mursac1959
    @mursac1959 9 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Uh huh, sure Garrus. XD

    • @sebastjankrek1744
      @sebastjankrek1744 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A warning shot in the back with a sniper rifle, at that range, by someone who almost matched Shepard at shooting proficiency 😂

  • @qanh96
    @qanh96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    garrus is my fav character in Mass Effect. I swear no one has more style than he does

  • @looinrims
    @looinrims 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    You know for EDI’s elevator speech it’s amazing she has no scene of shooting brooks

  • @RikkudoSennin
    @RikkudoSennin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "Uh...Maintenence to the shuttle bay..."

  • @MrSpawley
    @MrSpawley 10 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Mordin : Had to be me someone else could have got it wrong :-P

    • @Spec0pleader
      @Spec0pleader 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If only he was there!

    • @MrSpawley
      @MrSpawley 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The datapad with Mordins work was priceless though - Breaking Omegas one rule 😮

    • @guifire9747
      @guifire9747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrSpawley Mordin is a chad

    • @cool_dude_like_really
      @cool_dude_like_really 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@guifire9747 the Chad more like

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrSpawley I recently discovered that data pad. I almost died from laughing. "She was perfectly happy with reading...in bed." 🤣

  • @Annarasumanara3
    @Annarasumanara3 11 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    I wish Legion could be a part of this DLC

    • @dethbreth8
      @dethbreth8 10 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      We have reached a consensus: Don't fuck with us

    • @glacier4286
      @glacier4286 10 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Rouge process, terminated.

    • @patrickdalton361
      @patrickdalton361 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dual Wield Rogue*

    • @revangomez1087
      @revangomez1087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Legion: You are terminated.

    • @PaiSAMSEN
      @PaiSAMSEN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      "There is less than 0.12 percent chance for the shot to miss at this range"

  • @arielfetters5662
    @arielfetters5662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Lol at Liara's "As escape attempts go, I've seen better." :D

    • @joseph86255
      @joseph86255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She's right, though.

  • @gsimon123
    @gsimon123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Garrus: "Ya know, I meant for that to be a warning shot...oh well."
    *known for his accuracy and kneeling in tactical position using scope at close range after a direct hit to the torso*

  • @PokeBattlerJaze
    @PokeBattlerJaze 10 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    3:10 Garrus: "You know, I meant for that to be a warning shot. Ah well."
    Bullshit, you don't miss XD

    • @sebastjankrek1744
      @sebastjankrek1744 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He meant it. How could he predict that Archangel would take over for a split second and adjust the calibrations 😂

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 11 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Joker: Ah Maintenance to the...
    Maintenance: NO!

  • @larrym5150
    @larrym5150 11 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "You know I meant that to be a warning shot. Ah, well" Garrus is so fucking gangster lol. He may be a Turian, bet Garrus is still mah nigga!!!

    • @nou8257
      @nou8257 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Garrus is the most Not-Turian that's Turian there is lolz.

  • @nickmills8906
    @nickmills8906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I find it pretty funny Joker's main line is basically "Cleanup on aisle 3"

  • @IanWeaver
    @IanWeaver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Garrus has the best line.
    "Ah well."
    He seems so worked up about it.

  • @UniversalHeat
    @UniversalHeat 11 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "You'll miss me"
    "Not at this range, I won't"
    YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • @SweedishDelight
    @SweedishDelight 10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Well I won't miss you, you crazy Bosh'tet." ~ Oh my god, this is why I love Tali :D

  • @Bafio24
    @Bafio24 11 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Hahaha Tali "well I won't miss you, you crazy bosh'tet" the best

  • @TwinklesTheChinchilla
    @TwinklesTheChinchilla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Tali goes postal and Garrus still has his wit. Best crew ever.

  • @R0gueM
    @R0gueM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Ya know, after all this time, I still haven’t figured out why she thought she’d get away when an elite team is behind her with their weapons ready. Not very smart.

    • @sippy1sippy
      @sippy1sippy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      On a ship that's in the air as well

    • @indigothecat
      @indigothecat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's why, in my opinion, the Paragon interrupt is even more bad-ass. When Shepard-Commander says, "I'm pleading for YOURS!" It's cause she knows Brookes is stupidly trying escape already. She could have even said, "B!¥ch, I know you're trying to escape right now, don't be a dumb-arse." (Brookes wasn't being subtle, and everyone knows she's a hacker.)

    • @Strykerclass242
      @Strykerclass242 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I personally think it’s because she got shafted from actually working with Shepard. I have a theory that Lawson was put in Shepard team because she brought them back, thinking they would be more comfortable around them rather than some jo-smo they’ve never met. She loses her chance to play hero with the hero of the citadel, so the second she finds a clone, she wakes them up, tries to kill the original so no one asks questions. When that doesn’t work, she believes she can get out of a situation that would absolutely get everyone in her shoes killed, because she believes she’s that damn good. But no, she’s not 😂.

  • @Sledge_369
    @Sledge_369 10 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Maintenance Crew: Ahhh fuck. We can't make it, some Krogan decided to jump into the damn lake for fish or something..

  • @RobertHarr1son
    @RobertHarr1son 11 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    3:09 Worst shot of Garrus ever. Best warning shot ever!

    • @Arrakeen10191
      @Arrakeen10191 11 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah, everyone knows he wouldnt miss on 5 yards distance, so thats not his worst shot, only his worst excuse for one.

    • @novazo1
      @novazo1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Arrakeen10191 Yeah he was just bullshting.

    • @RobertHarr1son
      @RobertHarr1son 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arrakeen10191 LOL

    • @ThePigeon5734
      @ThePigeon5734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      to be fair if they could apply medigel fast enough and they didn't hit her anywhere instantly fatal, it's a damn effective warning shot.

  • @gorboreally7186
    @gorboreally7186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I just love garrus's line ! The dry humour is perfect! "You know, I meant for that to be a warning shot. Ah, well." Thats gold right there.

  • @Egobyte83
    @Egobyte83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    FUN FACT: On this day, Joker's repeated calls to maintenance provided some much needed job opportunities to more than half of the Citadel's unemployed.

  • @SapphireLove101
    @SapphireLove101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    3:09 Kinda hard to give a "warning shot" with a sniper rifle, Garrus. Especially at that range. XD

  •  11 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    And after the video, the guys at Maintainance were like stop shooting that woman already, we've cleaned it up at least six times now.

  • @alphamorion4314
    @alphamorion4314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Shepard and Garrus, best one-liners EVAH.
    "Not at this range, I won't."
    "You know, I meant fot that to be a warning shot... oh well."

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joker: "Uh... Maintenance to the shuttle bay."

    • @RookCity94
      @RookCity94 ปีที่แล้ว

      Garrus can't even miss on purpose

  • @erikam6164
    @erikam6164 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    1:30
    Shepard shoots Brooks......
    GANGSTA STYLE.

  • @harrisonlichtenberg3162
    @harrisonlichtenberg3162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Not at this range, I won't"
    God damn this DLC has everything, even spicy one-liners.

  • @sierra4us
    @sierra4us 11 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "And that's the moment the whole universe ran out of ammunition"
    "You know, I meant for that to be a warning shot"
    "Crap" instead of "Bomb"
    Garrus, your statements are always the best ^^

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And thats why Garrus is the best character lol.

  • @Middlefingestudios1
    @Middlefingestudios1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Javik, Garrus, Wrex had the best lines, Tali's was funny, but those three were the best

    • @jordanwilliams676
      @jordanwilliams676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Disagree. In this one specific instance, Tali and Liara had the best lines.

    • @JustinStrife
      @JustinStrife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jordanwilliams676 I disagree with you completely. I thought the others had better lines.

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1. Garrus
      2. Shepard
      3. Javik
      4. Wrex
      Alll 4 were great and made me laugh.

  • @alexmercer4707
    @alexmercer4707 11 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Garrus: Uh, you know, I meant for that to be a warning shot... Ah, well. xD Gotta love Garrus

    • @albiewhite737
      @albiewhite737 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is the bro of all bros. Garrus is the Best.

  • @Luciferus200581
    @Luciferus200581 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Joker: Maintenance to the shuttlebay.
    Maintenance: Ah c'mon! Do we ever get any rest?!

  • @jakeadnams
    @jakeadnams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Just imagine being the guy who cleans the bodies like “Ahhh all done good thing there are no more-“
    “Maintenance to the shuttle bay...”
    “Okay one more no problem.”
    “Maintenance to the shuttle bay.”
    “There shouldn’t be any more now that-“
    “Maintenance to the shuttle bay.”
    “I swear there better be no more things to clean in the shuttle bay!”
    “Maintenance to the shuttle bay.”
    “HOW ABOUT I JUST STAY DOWN THERE!!!”

  • @jonathaniannacone1559
    @jonathaniannacone1559 11 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    You'll miss me...
    Not at this range.
    Gotta love Shepard :)

  • @blamejoshgaming9983
    @blamejoshgaming9983 9 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "well i wont miss you you crazy bosh'tet" ah Tali this is why you my favorite female character

  • @thatbloomer5642
    @thatbloomer5642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like how Garrus was in sniper position to fire a warning shot

  • @tofton1977
    @tofton1977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my favorite spot on the Citadel!"

  • @1classikai
    @1classikai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love how Wrex does that pointing motion after saying “you’re getting slow” like the old man warrior he is😂

  • @Phreezeybreeze
    @Phreezeybreeze 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love Garrus, "I meant for that to be a warning shot"

  • @NikeFilaReeboksPete
    @NikeFilaReeboksPete 11 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Ah,maintanence to the shuttle bay?

  • @RenegadeGinger
    @RenegadeGinger 11 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Maintenance to the shuttle bay.

    • @werty21100
      @werty21100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I'm on it already you been saying that 5 times

  • @WarwallTheFaithful
    @WarwallTheFaithful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Anyone else really wanting Garrus to say, "Boom, headshot".

  • @LonelyAlpha
    @LonelyAlpha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Not at THIS range I won’t.”
    Hahahaha legendary XD

  • @LilianOrchard
    @LilianOrchard 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Sorry Joker, where was it you wanted us? Engineering?

  • @robinshaw1487
    @robinshaw1487 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    aaaa..maintenance to the shuttlebay

  • @the_dropbear4392
    @the_dropbear4392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how Garrus took his time to kneel fully down and aim down the site of his sniper

  • @javypotter1994
    @javypotter1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everyone: *armed to the teeth*
    Brooks: “What if I ran”

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brooks’ face is so strangely detailed and emotive.

  • @DharkDemonBlade
    @DharkDemonBlade 10 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    why do shotguns, snipers, heavy pistols, and assault rifles sound the same?

    • @aserta
      @aserta 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      One could say because there's no gun powder and that the delivery method is identical only the outcome differs in terms of spread, penetration, distance etc etc, but in reality it's because after EA stuck it's hand in BioWare's ass everything was rushed and done halfassedly.
      There's plenty of examples through this whole dlc of rushing. I'd be rushing too if my fans were so pissed off about the ending of my story that i'd be forced to back track and release an alternate ending.

    • @IMissEsmee
      @IMissEsmee 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shotguns have a spread, they first advertised you dont have to be a crackshot to hit your target. Everyone else were elites and aiming before firing, so weapon type didn't really matter.

    • @DavidHosey1
      @DavidHosey1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aserta the dlc doesn’t really feel rushed at all tho, honestly none of them do. More than likely they had ample time to handcraft whatever they wanted in stuff like this cause I can’t find any other problems. It’s also pretty likely that it’s fixed in legendary edition, since it’s a minor and easy to fix mistake

  • @josesuarez7484
    @josesuarez7484 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is so damn satisfying to watch...

  • @Sessyfan15
    @Sessyfan15 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    lmao loved Garrus'. "You know, I meant for that to be a warning shot. Ah, well."

  • @MarkArandjus
    @MarkArandjus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Not at this range, I won't." Oooh, nice.

  • @chavzone
    @chavzone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wrex's tiny little finger wag at 3:42 is priceless

  • @mrstaller
    @mrstaller 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    So... about this "maintenance to the shuttle bay"...

  • @enjoythestruggle
    @enjoythestruggle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Garrus, amazing as always xD And Shepard's 'not at this range I won't' is one of his / her most badass lines imo.

  • @2183Spectre
    @2183Spectre 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Garrus and Tali had the best lines heh

  • @tntkff9901
    @tntkff9901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Everybody's eyes are on me and they're armed to the teeth. Time for my cunning escape tactic: running in a straight line!"

  • @Skrugger55
    @Skrugger55 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Maintenance to the shuttle bay the same person keeps getting shot

  • @zakstorm5171
    @zakstorm5171 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Garrus's reaction is just one more reason he is my favorite character.

  • @MarshTheYoutubeChannel
    @MarshTheYoutubeChannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Not at this range I won't" is a fantastic line

  • @vinceA3748
    @vinceA3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The writing in this game is some of the best I have ever heard. The dialogue and banter are just priceless for the entire Clone DLC. One of the few games I'll play over and over just to hear the different dialogue from the characters.

  • @dustyblack5048
    @dustyblack5048 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the title got my hopes up that there would be a secret firing squad option where the whole crew would open fire at once.

  • @VaraNiN
    @VaraNiN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:33 "Not at this range I won't" fucking savage

  • @jeromesears6586
    @jeromesears6586 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Garrus had the funniest line..."that was meant to be a warning shot". lol

  • @valhar2000
    @valhar2000 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sheppard's reaction is still the best: "Not at this range, I won't."

  • @thesixthkid7689
    @thesixthkid7689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know what Heaven is? Watching this on a loop.

  • @nickshaffer80
    @nickshaffer80 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    garrus reminds me of the line from Civil War "A crap i thought that was a water truck!"

  • @nagylevi3827
    @nagylevi3827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I read everyone, for some reason I thought there may be a scenario where everyone does it at the same time.

    • @dhwwiiexpert
      @dhwwiiexpert 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would’ve looked awesome!

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "And that's when the universe ran out of ammo" -Garrus Vakarian
      Would have been an awesome scene had this happened.

  • @davydteather6822
    @davydteather6822 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wonder what kaidan would say if he shot her.

  • @SilberKrieger66
    @SilberKrieger66 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Garrus' aim is so good, he can't even do warning shots anymore