Ranking The HOTTEST Dudes In METAL 💀

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  • @dsfrk8361
    @dsfrk8361 ปีที่แล้ว +2372

    "varg vikernes, marriage material, he was a good boy, you know"
    fucking stabbed me in laughter 23 times, straight through my body

    • @azazel6728
      @azazel6728 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      I'm dead 💀💀💀
      but not as dead as Euronymous

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal ปีที่แล้ว +54

      This killed me

    • @lucasmiguel4734
      @lucasmiguel4734 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      The slight laugh Bradley has in the end of that sentence implies that he knew exactly what he was doing, that was fucking hilarious

    • @HeathenDance
      @HeathenDance ปีที่แล้ว

      Laughters aside, I do believe Vikernes is a closet homossexual. I studied Law and Criminology, and stabbing someone 23 times reveals a typical passional crime. Even how terribly planned Euronymous' murder was. And Vikernes is far from being an imbecile. Criminal Science 101 would say that Vikernes had deeply emotional issues concerning Euronymous.

    • @dancegregorydance6933
      @dancegregorydance6933 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You mean you “fell on glass”

  • @timonsteup2877
    @timonsteup2877 ปีที่แล้ว +1243

    Early 90s Megadeth was just 4 gorgeous young men making some loud music while look hot af. It was glorious.

    • @AcidifiedMammoth
      @AcidifiedMammoth ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Makes me question my heterosexuality.

    • @mayettemananguit08
      @mayettemananguit08 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      the four dudes are literally just copies of each other lmao

    • @amyluisa_
      @amyluisa_ ปีที่แล้ว +143

      the prettiest boys in thrash metal lol

    • @nicotinedealer7653
      @nicotinedealer7653 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      David Ellefson was a hottiee

    • @igorkevorkian16
      @igorkevorkian16 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Without makeup and a truckload of hairspray.

  • @Luckypants2113
    @Luckypants2113 ปีที่แล้ว +2447

    Props to Bradley for leaving himself off the list. Such a handsome Chad would have screwed up the grading curve.

    • @basilkaramanis
      @basilkaramanis ปีที่แล้ว +37

      unus annus huh? a man of culture i see...

    • @Mowmauf
      @Mowmauf ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@basilkaramanis one of the best cults I have been in

    • @Luckypants2113
      @Luckypants2113 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@basilkaramanis memento mori

    • @Luckypants2113
      @Luckypants2113 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Mowmauf memento mori

    • @stefansmiljanic1697
      @stefansmiljanic1697 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@Mowmauf that's the most cursed comment I saw on youtube

  • @draugsvoll01
    @draugsvoll01 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    Chuck Schuldiner is unquestionably the hottest man in metal, period. And it's not because I'm a necrophiliac or anything.

    • @MrAlexollie
      @MrAlexollie ปีที่แล้ว +79

      My opinion on Chuck Schuldiner is pretty much like Peter Steele, i understand why people find them attractive, they have attractive features. But something just doesn't click when i see them. Hair 10/10 though.

    • @RandomUser179
      @RandomUser179 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@MrAlexollie I think Peter Steele is the only one here to be in Playgirl magazine, as the goth girls were rubbing one out for him when he was at his peak. He had the neanderthal brow because he was like 6'7. Never a fan of their music, but I knew some goth chicks that sure were fans of him.

    • @saltedcod3533
      @saltedcod3533 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MrAlexollieeter had bad teeth (his canines mostly), and that really screwed with his looks, but the man was hot af (no homo).
      Edit: typo.

    • @BoOsT697
      @BoOsT697 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ryo Kinoshita

    • @BatteryAcidEater
      @BatteryAcidEater ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Helmuth of belphegor is

  • @80swoodpanel
    @80swoodpanel ปีที่แล้ว +988

    Ozzy Osbourne was absolutely BREATHTAKING when he was young and he has aged well in my opinion.

    • @D_McGeezacks
      @D_McGeezacks ปีที่แล้ว +71

      So was Vince Neil.
      However, he did not age well :(

    • @HemiSlant6828
      @HemiSlant6828 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@D_McGeezacks Vince Neil looked like a banana with part of the peel left on.

    • @riverpb5250
      @riverpb5250 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      maybe not metal, but for the sake of the list, axl rose is another one that was handsome young lad, but as he grew older................

    • @midnight.blue42
      @midnight.blue42 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      For me he definitely was above average in 70s but later not really.

    • @hanakoyamada4816
      @hanakoyamada4816 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@riverpb5250 axl looks like no neck ed

  • @Moroi92
    @Moroi92 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    "weathered unhinged european wizard" has got to be my favourite quote ever

  • @darth-imperius
    @darth-imperius ปีที่แล้ว +698

    Metal tier lists are nothing without MegaDave's hair. 😎

    • @programmerhawk3454
      @programmerhawk3454 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *Daveodeath

    • @Gothraven
      @Gothraven ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Hair is my business and business is good

    • @detectivespoon8190
      @detectivespoon8190 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@programmerhawk3454 Nah MegaDave sounds cooler lol

  • @minombreesstevebarnes6450
    @minombreesstevebarnes6450 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Chuck Schuldiner is marriage material of the highest quality.

    • @lidiaspazzard
      @lidiaspazzard ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you say so, Steve.

    • @bogenhanf452
      @bogenhanf452 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Absolutely this. He was all in all a magical human being. And I cannot believe he wouldn't have been mesmerizing in real life.

    • @adrianachavaje908
      @adrianachavaje908 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@bogenhanf452met him in real life 30 years ago. Yes, he was absolutely breathtaking.

    • @TheSteinbitt
      @TheSteinbitt 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@adrianachavaje908no homo though?

    • @Mtnp3pper
      @Mtnp3pper 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🥰YES

  • @ilikevideos4868
    @ilikevideos4868 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    Needs a part 2 definitely

    • @palmtr3352
      @palmtr3352 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ranking the hottest metal females 🤘

    • @SilkCutJaguarXJR-
      @SilkCutJaguarXJR- ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@@palmtr3352 all 4 of them

    • @jimthethirdprobably
      @jimthethirdprobably ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SilkCutJaguarXJR- hey there's at least 5

    • @steveleopard6761
      @steveleopard6761 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly, shame he left out Glenn Danzig

    • @shryggur
      @shryggur ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Better not forget Tim Henson, Lars Ulrich, Mike Dirks, Devin Townsend and Corpsegrinder's neck next time.
      Or, well, at least Till Lindemann

  • @XenIsWhen
    @XenIsWhen ปีที่แล้ว +562

    The minute you ranked Varg as marriage material, I knew the rest of this video would be awesome. 😂

    • @martakoakowska9872
      @martakoakowska9872 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He really was no cap hot tho. Just like the church he got in.

    • @ghostingvivi
      @ghostingvivi ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@martakoakowska9872 💀

    • @st4irway2he4ven
      @st4irway2he4ven ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@martakoakowska9872 😂😂😂

    • @Mike_Sierra_2711
      @Mike_Sierra_2711 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "He's a good one..." 😂😂😅😅

  • @vcorkleth
    @vcorkleth ปีที่แล้ว +705

    I do not recognize any hot list that leaves out Corpsegrinder.

    • @stay60feetawayfromme33
      @stay60feetawayfromme33 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      S Tier tree trunk neck is hawt 10/10

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It's just not complete without the tree trunk neck

    • @reginene
      @reginene ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Saw him today hes a cutiepie

    • @justarandomuser2588
      @justarandomuser2588 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@stay60feetawayfromme33 🤣 I almost died laughing man. I almost got some food stuck in my respiratory canal when I saw your comment🤣

    • @BatteryAcidEater
      @BatteryAcidEater ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Corpsegrinder is the best daddy

  • @deborahd7171
    @deborahd7171 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    The “ir-repairable damage to my search history” qualifier is what got me.

    • @Intentionally_Inflammatory
      @Intentionally_Inflammatory ปีที่แล้ว

      Irreparable...?

    • @deborahd7171
      @deborahd7171 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Intentionally_Inflammatory Ah yes, but wasn’t pointing out the dialect so much as it was funny and ironic on several other levels as well. 😌

  • @maxx42069
    @maxx42069 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    “felt a bit of toothpaste come up”
    bradley you’re not meant to be swallowing it 😭

  • @AtomicMeatballGuitar
    @AtomicMeatballGuitar ปีที่แล้ว +296

    You should have put Hetfield in turn off the lights, but named the category "Hit the Lights"

    • @garyofalltrades
      @garyofalltrades ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Came here to say that and you beat me to it

    • @ilovemaccaroni
      @ilovemaccaroni ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOLLLL

    • @concernedliberal4453
      @concernedliberal4453 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      pre-goatee Hetfield could have ranked a little higher

    • @AtomicMeatballGuitar
      @AtomicMeatballGuitar ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@concernedliberal4453yeah probably, I just wanted to use the joke.

    • @CatherineLee3000
      @CatherineLee3000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AtomicMeatballGuitar, Great metal joke!

  • @mrseaweed88
    @mrseaweed88 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Ah yes, a follow up to the infamous rockstar hair tier list.
    Lets hope that the search history scarring was all worth it to put dave mustaine in marriage material😅😂

    • @EvelynSucksAtLife
      @EvelynSucksAtLife ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@BradleyHallGuitar I also remember it! Herman's hair is so glorious

    • @predeterminedmeat5024
      @predeterminedmeat5024 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weezer moment, i repeat we have a certified Weezer moment

    • @mrseaweed88
      @mrseaweed88 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@predeterminedmeat5024 (insert buddy Holly meme here)

    • @Joe-fn3yl
      @Joe-fn3yl ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@BradleyHallGuitar there's a couple of guys on this list I only know of because of that video haha

  • @patrickstar506
    @patrickstar506 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Peter Steele got this well deserved place 😌

    • @mc_sim
      @mc_sim 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      the only reason why i clicked on this video. haha. honestly, peter should be just above all on his sole GOD tier.

    • @denabaird935
      @denabaird935 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yes there will never be such a beautiful man as Peter
      I'm obsessed with him and I know I'm not alone

    • @ophilianecr
      @ophilianecr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That man was a beefcake and a half 🥵

  • @kiWi-zv8vr
    @kiWi-zv8vr ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I would say that Jerry Cantrell is easily marriage material

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That man is hawt as hell! 😍

    • @thepotatolord3052
      @thepotatolord3052 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @midnight.blue42
      @midnight.blue42 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      how about Mike Starr? I think he was even more handsome than Jerry

    • @kiWi-zv8vr
      @kiWi-zv8vr ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @midnight.blue42 All of the members of AIC were really attractive before the substance abuse issues got bad

    • @midnight.blue42
      @midnight.blue42 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kiWi-zv8vr yes

  • @angelievd
    @angelievd ปีที่แล้ว +37

    bruh did Quorthon so dirty, he was marriage material before he passed with his facial hair and jawline mate

    • @angelievd
      @angelievd ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @(𓁹◡𓁹) agreed but i think the early 00s photos, myyy lord he looked absolutely amazing and the shift in his accent was amazing, also yes the 80s his jawline was perfect.. I LOVE THE PHOTOSHOOTS😅. but yess i love his last iconic photoshoot with his extremely long hair beard and bathory long sleeve

    • @angelievd
      @angelievd ปีที่แล้ว

      @(𓁹◡𓁹) are u talking about the one in the studio back in 2001? lovely photo! how long u been into bathory for? i have for about two years but in those two years i absolutely cherish Quorthon.. and wearing Mr. Q’s merchandise in public today. hes definitely my number one … on the most handsome man of the two years in my life😄.

  • @c0ff1ntrap
    @c0ff1ntrap ปีที่แล้ว +467

    I am very upset about the fact that HE LEFT OUT KIRK HAMMETT

    • @ZiggyStardusty_
      @ZiggyStardusty_ ปีที่แล้ว +96

      LITERALLY KIRK IS SO HOT AND AGED SO WELL

    • @Breexbloodlust
      @Breexbloodlust ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's fine

    • @yobrethren
      @yobrethren ปีที่แล้ว +29

      the 90s (LOAD) Kirk though😳😳😳 i'm weak, he's so hilarious as well, all the time

    • @Mcrapansel
      @Mcrapansel ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@yobrethren love kirk but he was a poormans chris cornell in the 90s

    • @kjmusic99
      @kjmusic99 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's bc/Kirk Hammett's off the charts

  • @Tomekkplk
    @Tomekkplk ปีที่แล้ว +79

    No homo. Prime Hetfield, Laiho, and Schuldiner are marriage material.

    • @mihaisomtaaw5283
      @mihaisomtaaw5283 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Amen, brother

    • @73MercuryCougar
      @73MercuryCougar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I thought this was in another language at first

  • @morgang365
    @morgang365 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “he better out james in the marriage section”
    “daddy issues…”

  • @pedrolantyer
    @pedrolantyer ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Putting Hetfield anywhere other than Marriage material is absolute madness

    • @sue_m
      @sue_m ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Agreed! 😠

    • @deanstanley2125
      @deanstanley2125 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's definitely got the cash

    • @aendra6495
      @aendra6495 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      ​@@deanstanley2125Strong divorce material

    • @choccymilk1394
      @choccymilk1394 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@aendra6495 he don’t deserve that lmao

    • @ryanwarner5006
      @ryanwarner5006 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Generic.

  • @sammieh2265
    @sammieh2265 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    How dare you call me out so thoroughly with that James Hetfield row😭

  • @maxlikesdinos
    @maxlikesdinos ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “james hetfield up next”
    me: MARRIAGE! SMAS-
    “we’re gonna add a daddy issues row”
    me: oh…

    • @polaris_ace
      @polaris_ace 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      REAL

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Would marry Peter Steele and Alexi Laiho, but unfortunately they aren't with us anymore.. RIP 🖤

  • @aakk4568
    @aakk4568 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Wow you did Quorthon dirty, I cannot stand by quietly lol. There’s videos of him from back in the day and I think they firmly show he deserves his hot metal boy status. Oh and Dan Swano not being on this list should be a sin!

    • @angelievd
      @angelievd ปีที่แล้ว +10

      bruh Quorthon looked absolutely amazing, his jawline and i think he got better looking the older he got with his facial hair🤔🤔🤔

    • @eggypop09
      @eggypop09 ปีที่แล้ว

      He looked like fucking Legolas when he was young... jaw lines chiseled by the gods themselves. Wouldn't have had his silhouette as my profile pic if he wasn't a hot metal boy or whatever the fuck you called them. This is sacrilegious!

    • @malloryknox6802
      @malloryknox6802 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He suffered twink death

    • @Schweinegulasch
      @Schweinegulasch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      yeah he looked like a male model. Can't believe he put him in "lights off"

  • @baalrog887
    @baalrog887 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Scandinavian Men Handsome, World In Shock

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      None as handsome as Mr. Petrucci though

    • @kjmusic99
      @kjmusic99 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lars Ulrich in his prime would've broke the scale

  • @lenkamoj
    @lenkamoj ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Chris Cornell circa 1991

  • @hazzboytv6568
    @hazzboytv6568 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Joey with mask is definitely smashable

    • @montythemetalman
      @montythemetalman ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Just Joey in general tbh

    • @deathbleu5741
      @deathbleu5741 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Mick Thompson with mask 😅

    • @hazzboytv6568
      @hazzboytv6568 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@deathbleu5741 oooooo yeeeeaah

    • @montythemetalman
      @montythemetalman ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@deathbleu5741 Ok, agreed on that one

  • @cameronsingletary7404
    @cameronsingletary7404 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    First of all… Chuck is top tier in everything so I want a recount.

  • @benw4409
    @benw4409 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Halford and Mercury aren't here because they'd break the scales.

    • @andrewpappas9311
      @andrewpappas9311 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m straight but I still say they were attractive dudes in their prime

    • @stay60feetawayfromme33
      @stay60feetawayfromme33 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Halford is gross 🤮
      Freddie was cute tho 😂

    • @ilikevideos4868
      @ilikevideos4868 ปีที่แล้ว

      Halford looks like an egg with a beard

    • @mymanjoker
      @mymanjoker ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not with that teeth mate

    • @ogelsmogel
      @ogelsmogel ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wonder if those two ever hooked up? I mean, it wouldn't be completely impossible, right?

  • @krisironcastle3178
    @krisironcastle3178 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Steele is strong marriage material

  • @GavintheGuitarguy
    @GavintheGuitarguy ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Bro James Hetfield should have his own ranking above marriage material

    • @lonestar6709
      @lonestar6709 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      James had half his face burnt off!
      I love the guy, but he's way down!

    • @inebri8ed
      @inebri8ed 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      fucking true

  • @gabriela1097
    @gabriela1097 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    did chuck so dirty😭 he was hot in the 80s

    • @lt8400
      @lt8400 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And the 90s

  • @trapazoidyay
    @trapazoidyay ปีที่แล้ว +157

    kirk hammet is not only the hottest metal dude but also aged the best

    • @MunkeeFWRrng
      @MunkeeFWRrng ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I mean facts though. If you dyed his hair black he’d look almost the exact same way he did in the 80s.

    • @gbet543ritv
      @gbet543ritv ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Check Nuno Bettencourt out

  • @vuilnisbak
    @vuilnisbak ปีที่แล้ว +17

    the james hetfield one was a personal attack

    • @jenniewilson4286
      @jenniewilson4286 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It sure felt like it, hetfield has always been gorgeous 😍

  • @thewheelistaken
    @thewheelistaken ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Still waiting for the beard tier list

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Petrucci’s gotta be up there in terms of beard

    • @less_than_zero05
      @less_than_zero05 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Billy Gibbons needs his own category

    • @thewheelistaken
      @thewheelistaken ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was wondering if Torben Ulrich should be considered too

    • @mml46n2
      @mml46n2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!!!

    • @deanstanley2125
      @deanstanley2125 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dimebag is on there for sure

  • @BibliotecaInsólita
    @BibliotecaInsólita ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Honestly, it should have a greek god category with only Chuck Schuldiner and Peter Steele

  • @nhenghali1916
    @nhenghali1916 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Alexi Laiho and Chuck Schuldiner were the prettiest Bois. R.I.P. you two pretty boys 😭

  • @vtelopez492
    @vtelopez492 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Finally some metal eye candeeeeeh!!
    ETA: you're killing me man. Chuck Shuldiner was GORGEOUS

  • @EtiFredWA
    @EtiFredWA ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Corey Taylor, Matt tuck, Jamie Matthias, M Shadows, synyster Gates, Myles Kennedy, Tim Lambesis, Andy Biersack, Jonny Hawkins, Richard Z Kruspe, Matt heafy... Those are the ones i could think of you could do a part 2 with.

    • @abbiecole
      @abbiecole ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ugh Andy Biersack and Synyster Gates are marriage material 100% 😭

    • @Breexbloodlust
      @Breexbloodlust ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@abbiecole & m shadows holy sh**

    • @Breexbloodlust
      @Breexbloodlust ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tim was hot till he hired a hit on his wife 👀

    • @aendra6495
      @aendra6495 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Absolutely no competition with andy biersack

    • @Childofbhaal
      @Childofbhaal ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m not a BVB fan but Andy would get my vote for sure. Dude is just handsome af

  • @LeBozoBlames
    @LeBozoBlames ปีที่แล้ว +91

    this needs part 2 because I think you forgot some of the hottest in their prime:
    1) Kirk Hammett
    2) Yngwie Malmsteen (not the fat Yng, but the prime young one, he looks like a beautiful vampire)
    3) Jason Newstedd
    4) Paul Gilbert (looks like Keanu Reeves on his prime)
    5) Ritchie Kotzen - i dont know if he's metal.

    • @MunkeeFWRrng
      @MunkeeFWRrng ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I will scream from the rooftops for Jason and Kirk both were 10/10 in their heyday and still are even now. They’ve aged with immense grace, extremely handsome men.

    • @LeBozoBlames
      @LeBozoBlames ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@MunkeeFWRrng Yeah, Kirk and Jason looked great in theri prime.👍

    • @Werewolf914
      @Werewolf914 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd say put Spencer Charnas on the list but then that just wouldn't be fair to everyone else who'd have to go into the lowest category by default

    • @oasis808
      @oasis808 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MunkeeFWRrngabsolutely agree!

    • @malloryknox6802
      @malloryknox6802 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Agreed on Jason Newsted, he was a cutie in the 80s

  • @blackbot6702
    @blackbot6702 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Okay, but where the hell is Till Lindemann?

    • @AcidifiedMammoth
      @AcidifiedMammoth ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bradley doesn't want the Till hammer it seems.

    • @SnakeandBake1
      @SnakeandBake1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was about to ask that myself

    • @Breexbloodlust
      @Breexbloodlust ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know, he's hot

    • @smoothbutterlipsmuah
      @smoothbutterlipsmuah ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And richard kruspe

    • @FelixFatalis
      @FelixFatalis ปีที่แล้ว

      Or look up Alexander Kaschte (even though he's very unknown) from Samsas Traum. He's a quite a bite too.

  • @theossy
    @theossy ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Richard Kruspe from Rammstein demands vindication for being not on this list!

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Richard and Oliver

    • @lilyy21
      @lilyy21 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And 90s Till 🥵

    • @leonard13039
      @leonard13039 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Hair8Metal8Karen let’s be honest all band members are looking really good

    • @malloryknox6802
      @malloryknox6802 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Christoph Schneider is the best looking guy in that band though

  • @jaakkomaaniemi2136
    @jaakkomaaniemi2136 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Come on, where's peak Ville Valo? He actually killed a few different looks.

    • @justbrilliant9560
      @justbrilliant9560 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah HIM were actually metal (like it or not), and he’s one of the most gorgeous men ever.

    • @kellymacdonald9618
      @kellymacdonald9618 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely. '

  • @FernandaPereira-ow3jo
    @FernandaPereira-ow3jo ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Chuck Schuldiner 🤩😍
    James Hetfield (young) 🥵
    Joe Duplantier 🥵
    Mikael Åkerfeldt (that voice...❤️‍🔥)

  • @r4m_safetycar1
    @r4m_safetycar1 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Anyone else think that James Hetfield looks better older than he did when he was younger?

  • @sandracabral8062
    @sandracabral8062 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    If Mike Patton were on this list, he'd have his own tier above S🥵

    • @Giulorma1121
      @Giulorma1121 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely!!

    • @elrincondelocutre9884
      @elrincondelocutre9884 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's an S+

    • @Vivianblue.
      @Vivianblue. ปีที่แล้ว

      That man is fucking hot!! He once stared me down angrily for taking his pic during a gig, worth it! 😅

    • @Breexbloodlust
      @Breexbloodlust ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ooh yeh he was fine

    • @machine-shopbilly6584
      @machine-shopbilly6584 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He'd be marriage material but I'd be afraid to see his silhouette when I come home

  • @theCrownofSympathy
    @theCrownofSympathy ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Joe Duplantier and Chuck Schuldiner would be top tier/marriage material, along with Peter Steele (Type O), Bill Steer (Carcass), and Mark Jansen & Isaac Delahaye (Epica). Joey Jordison is kind of cute. Dave Mustaine and Varg are a no from me. Just my two cents.

    • @TheRealRaditz9001
      @TheRealRaditz9001 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Homie did father Chuck DIRTY.

    • @yeica
      @yeica 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Peter Steele husband material 💀

  • @M3CH4N1X
    @M3CH4N1X ปีที่แล้ว +33

    10:54 that just straight up caught me way off guard and i started scream laughing

    • @Vale-cb6cq
      @Vale-cb6cq ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAME DJDHJF

    • @vuilnisbak
      @vuilnisbak ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAME HELP

    • @MegaAddict11
      @MegaAddict11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I felt fucking attacked lol

    • @horrorpickles
      @horrorpickles ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr 💀

    • @oasis808
      @oasis808 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same lmao😭

  • @dragonlord8655
    @dragonlord8655 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I think Till and/or Richard from Rammstein should be on that list, too. Lots of thirst over them.

  • @gabrielnevesnascimento667
    @gabrielnevesnascimento667 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    James Het aged like wine. I wouldn't take age out of the list

  • @malinaaa13
    @malinaaa13 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Thank you bradley! as a woman i’m so satisfied with todays video

  • @Spudworm891
    @Spudworm891 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:20 You saying "Hot Metal Boys" is now one of my new favorite things, thanks Marty. Always a treat.

  • @sheldoncooper8199
    @sheldoncooper8199 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The Ranking that Really Matters. Love the Categories he added.

  • @anotherimpact8302
    @anotherimpact8302 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dude I'm a dude and I have to tell u that Chuck was one of the top 5 hottest men in metal,ask any metal girl

    • @lt8400
      @lt8400 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chuck was sexy. But he wasnt even the hottest guy in Death. Young Paul Masvidal....

  • @matiosmi137
    @matiosmi137 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    The omission of John Petrucci in the daddy issues category is glaring to say the least XD

    • @itsmini6175
      @itsmini6175 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or Jonathan Davis….

    • @deathbleu5741
      @deathbleu5741 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why? Cause he's the guitar daddy?

    • @Breexbloodlust
      @Breexbloodlust ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsmini6175 He's hot lol no I don't have daddy issues

  • @jennycalabrano
    @jennycalabrano ปีที่แล้ว +19

    And where are Till Lindemann and Richard Z Kruspe????

  • @abdurrahmanzulfikry9202
    @abdurrahmanzulfikry9202 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Awesome. Waiting for part 2 so maybe you can include Synyster Gates, early Metallica Lars Ulrich, Matt Heafy, Jason Newsted, and early DT John Petrucci

    • @4md17
      @4md17 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yes, jason newsted!
      and phil anselmo was hot when he was young

  • @anesthesia1834
    @anesthesia1834 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How Marty Friedman and Kirk Hammett weren't included, I will never know

    • @polaris_ace
      @polaris_ace 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they would have their own row above all else hands down

  • @ash_e_
    @ash_e_ ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Sad at the fact that Kirk Hammett wasn't on the list, dude is gorgeously divine and aged damn well

  • @theitalianstallion973
    @theitalianstallion973 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    how was Chris Cornell not here?? dudes like a supermodel

  • @somemusicnerd637
    @somemusicnerd637 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Watching the tier list template slowly descend into chaos killed me. 😂

  • @SunshineAndRainbowsNShit
    @SunshineAndRainbowsNShit ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I was honestly shocked when I found out that not everyone thinks black album-era James Hetfield is really hot. Do I have daddy issues?

    • @4md17
      @4md17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hetfield was hot in 88, 89 imo. in 90s he had that stupid bangs

    • @jenniewilson4286
      @jenniewilson4286 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He has always been hot

  • @0dn4mr4
    @0dn4mr4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Alexi Laiho in the years of "Are You Dead Yet" was hot af

  • @ohmissbeliever2015
    @ohmissbeliever2015 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Peter Steele in his 30s was the hotest man EVER

    • @denabaird935
      @denabaird935 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Even in his 40s still the most beautiful soul ever. And the most handsome
      No one can come close

  • @DBSG1976
    @DBSG1976 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Kip Winger better be featured or I unsubscribe!

  • @chiakilovemeback46
    @chiakilovemeback46 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    FOREHEAD THE SIZE OF A DINNER TRAY WAS SO FUNNY

  • @CatherineLee3000
    @CatherineLee3000 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It really comes down to your taste in men/women. I think Chuck Schuldiner would be at the top of my list. Chuck is also an animal lover, like me, and I have heard many good things about Chuck (and watched multiple interviews with Chuck, and I can see exactly what everyone is talking about), which makes me like him even more. He is handsome, in my eyes, and his personality makes him even more handsome. Joe Duplantier is also at the top of my list (By the way, Mario Duplantier is Joe's brother. He is the drummer of Gojira, for those of you who may not know that). He is handsome, and like Chuck, I have heard a lot about him, too. I also like his personality. Joe seems so humble (from all the interviews that I have watched). I also have to say that I love Chuck and Joe's eyes. Someone's personality can make one more attractive. I think Dead is good-looking from Mayhem. He is also an interesting and odd guy. Dead has a good taste in music, of course! Plus, Dead's birthday is close to mine. His birthday is January 16th. My birthday is January 21st. I also think a young Jeff Loomis is good-looking! He grew up in Wisconsin, like me! Peter Steele from Type O- Negative is also handsome, but he is not the best looking guy out there. He is a cat-lover, like me. I think Nick Menza is good-looking. Varg is good-looking, but his personality makes him less-attractive, plus, all the stuff he did makes him less-attractive, too. Bruce is good-looking, but that hair did not do him good. Cliff Burton is good-looking. My grandma agrees with me on Cliff Burton being handsome. A younger Warrel Dane is good-looking. Anyways, this is my list of who I think is handsome (It is not really in any particular order, except for Chuck Schuldiner, who is at the top of my list - The rest of them are not in any particular order).

  • @waywardsuol
    @waywardsuol ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't believe how many hearty Viking belly shaking laughs this vid gave me lol!! Amazing!

  • @nescaudrummer
    @nescaudrummer ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I was hoping to see Akerfeldt in there, missing a lot of guys actually

    • @violentbob
      @violentbob ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mikael is so fucking handsome

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@violentbob true

  • @TheUltraGamer98
    @TheUltraGamer98 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I know he is not metal but Eddie Veder from Pearl jam makes my heart melt. I would simp for him any day

  • @thepotatolord3052
    @thepotatolord3052 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    A very informative video thank you Bradley for this scientific masterpiece

  • @amortuus_
    @amortuus_ ปีที่แล้ว +11

    in my hormonal teenage years i noticed a few that no one ever mentions: mortuus from marduk, hoest from taake when he wasn't bald, bill steer, and pat o'brien from cannibal corpse when he was younger, that hair was majestical. i have a whole list tbh

  • @svartdead
    @svartdead ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Quorthon deserves to be at the top of the list he was really handsome !

    • @svartdead
      @svartdead ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Personally I find Varg and Quorthon very handsome but finding Nergal handsome and Quorton "meh" there is a big problem here 💀 should be at least one change between Nergal/Quorthon

    • @eggypop09
      @eggypop09 ปีที่แล้ว

      For realz

  • @oscargustavoarcosruiz8793
    @oscargustavoarcosruiz8793 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You forgot young Glenn Danzig, that's unforgivable!

  • @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
    @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ah yes, Joe Quim from Subutton.

  • @Luna-Starwatcher
    @Luna-Starwatcher ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Varg being on here just killed me, I'm dead now 💀

  • @johnjohn37371
    @johnjohn37371 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When I was young, back in the eighties, my religious mamaw took my Cream magazine with Nikki Sixx and Vince Neil on the cover, saying I was too young to be looking at girlie magazines....

  • @smartacus13
    @smartacus13 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Some suggestions;
    The rev
    Tosin abasi
    Tim Henson
    CORPSEGRINDER
    Jack Black
    Anyone from Alice in Chains
    Perhaps a 'Fivehead' category for joey Jordison types....

    • @theverminator8048
      @theverminator8048 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Jesper Strömblad (When he was young)

    • @miksobrado
      @miksobrado ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyone in aic was stupidly waaay too hot to be f#ckin real

    • @Breexbloodlust
      @Breexbloodlust ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miksobrado right

    • @machine-shopbilly6584
      @machine-shopbilly6584 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim Henson would not last in prison

    • @Odhil95
      @Odhil95 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tosin is actually a great pick. Dude even has great taste in fashion.

  • @CARNAGE25
    @CARNAGE25 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Most heterosexual metal enjoyer:

  • @antoniaford5478
    @antoniaford5478 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Have Steele, Menza, Laiho and Schuldiner form a band of pretty boys in heaven lol

  • @sallyis6084
    @sallyis6084 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now this, THIS is the quality content I've been looking for!

  • @camzilla_does_music834
    @camzilla_does_music834 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Even though they're not metal, Mike Starr form Alice in chains was on another level

  • @heylittleman8084
    @heylittleman8084 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You need to make a part 2 you know. It is needed!

  • @siljas6450
    @siljas6450 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Kirk hammett deserves his own category. i said what i said.

  • @MikeDS49
    @MikeDS49 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    12:45 Should have put Bubbles on there, he did play with Rush that one time.

    • @K.V.H.
      @K.V.H. ปีที่แล้ว

      And he played "Liquor and whores" with Guns n' Roses that one time!!

  • @Juan-rd5jf
    @Juan-rd5jf 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Peter Steele was so good looking that someone got the Playgirl mag that he was in, polished his sword into the magazine, and later handed it to Lord Petrus to autograph, and some “sword polishing residue” slipped from between the pages when The Green Man tilted the mag to sign it, and said residue fell right into his lap; yes, all the other band members were laughing like hyenas when they saw what happened

  • @Dakiaty
    @Dakiaty ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Alexi and Joey were marriage material, RIP 😞

  • @pAWNproductionsDE
    @pAWNproductionsDE ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Objectifying women? Nah
    Objectifying men? That's that good shit

  • @wordmasterallison
    @wordmasterallison ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In part 2, you need to rank Tobias Forge, Devin Townsend, Mark Jansen, and everyone from Dream Theater.

  • @ela1820
    @ela1820 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Peter Steele Marriage material 100%🫶

  • @roruso6854
    @roruso6854 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    how chuck and quorthon is so down

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Even as someone who prefers men I don't really have an opinion on the choosings of this list. I felt you explained your picks pretty well enough. The one I'd have to disagree though with is Alexi has always been up there for me, far from average in my opinion.

    • @shadowedaethyr
      @shadowedaethyr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finally somebody to defend Alexi! Thank you, friend.

  • @racket6
    @racket6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every TikTok metalheads girl loves: Glen Danzig, Tommy Lee, Lemmy Killmister and Gene Simmons

  • @Busha69
    @Busha69 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Once upon a time all the metal girlies (me included) were in love with Tuomas from Nightwish.
    But anyway, Satyricon are the best looking band;)

    • @Busha69
      @Busha69 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just thought of Apocalyptica...also very popular with the ladies.

  • @theodor5780
    @theodor5780 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Alexi and Daniel are average, but Bruce Bruce is handsome?!! WTF??!! 😂😂😂

  • @Mcrapansel
    @Mcrapansel ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chris Cornell and Mike Patton A++

  • @AMirrorForAFace
    @AMirrorForAFace ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Alexi deserved better 😞

  • @thisusedtobemyrealname7876
    @thisusedtobemyrealname7876 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Peter Steele needs an S+ tier.