I Beat Hitman 2 Without Ever Killing ANYBODY and This Is What Happened

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  • @cheru
    @cheru  ปีที่แล้ว +166

    *Watch some hilariously stupid MODDED HITMAN videos here* 👉 bit.ly/3ImtKBs
    *OR watch all of my HITMAN 3 videos here* 👉 bit.ly/2XXH89g *or all my HITMAN 2 videos here!!* 👉 bit.ly/2F4h3Op

    • @The_Grecian_Empire
      @The_Grecian_Empire ปีที่แล้ว

      1 mil

    • @MRWolfy-1234
      @MRWolfy-1234 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love u videos

    • @DR1FT47
      @DR1FT47 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good job on 1M

    • @Kingish_991
      @Kingish_991 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey bud just wanted to let you know that New Zealand is in Polynesia which covers most of the eastern pacific other places in Polynesia are Easter Island and Hawaii
      PS good job with the one million subs

    • @K3N3
      @K3N3 ปีที่แล้ว

      b a n a n a

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 ปีที่แล้ว +2247

    This makes perfect canonical sense actually. The best way to get away with a crime is not commit it. He would truly be untraceable in his assassinations.

    • @cosmologicalturtle9528
      @cosmologicalturtle9528 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Damn that makes sense

    • @JustAnotherPilgrim
      @JustAnotherPilgrim ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He would still be committing a number of assaults though

    • @TheOneWhoLikes
      @TheOneWhoLikes ปีที่แล้ว +111

      ​​@@JustAnotherPilgrim But How Will The Murders Connect To Him If There's No Evidence Of Him Relating To Their Deaths?

    • @somebody_JB
      @somebody_JB ปีที่แล้ว +12

      big brain time

    • @cosmologicalturtle9528
      @cosmologicalturtle9528 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@TheOneWhoLikes Exactly. Arguably he isn’t even at fault.

  • @DPSFSU
    @DPSFSU ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I've watched 18:00 over and over and over. It kills me every time. The noise after banaaana hit is awesome.

    • @iamvoiceover
      @iamvoiceover ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I could NOT stop cracking up when he said 'banana'.

  • @YATS_EDG3RUNNER19-O_o
    @YATS_EDG3RUNNER19-O_o ปีที่แล้ว +748

    Cheru never fails to make me laugh even if he isn't launching people into the earth's outermost atmosphere

    • @YourSoul83OO
      @YourSoul83OO ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So true. Hes naturally hilarious

    • @Yourfavoriteconch
      @Yourfavoriteconch ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Italy was amazing with Lauching

    • @lukenoble6748
      @lukenoble6748 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true he always puts a smile on my face

    • @Etherealiser
      @Etherealiser ปีที่แล้ว

      I've seen this comment before hmm

    • @toastbrot__
      @toastbrot__ ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheru is so overtated idk why but he never made me laugh

  • @noneyabidness9644
    @noneyabidness9644 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Grim Reaper had to give the guy in charge of accidental falling accidents full-time status and a raise.
    Really blew the budget for that quarter.😂

  • @greg_mca
    @greg_mca ปีที่แล้ว +111

    You could have been even less morally culpable in mumbai by simply helping the guys who are meeting the targets. Just give the artist that missing tube of paint he's been looking for so he's happy with his colours, and give the foreman his predecessor's notes so he feels familiar enough with the company that he can now be quizzed by the boss. Don't even need to get close

    • @cheru
      @cheru  ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Oh sick. Didn't know that.

    • @Maver1ck911
      @Maver1ck911 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@cheru also Fortuna the guy you can tattoo goes to feed his man eating hippo 🫡

  • @VegaIllusion
    @VegaIllusion ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Stealing the coin when she shows it to you is so funny

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good thing targets and nice ate nice and dumb. 😄

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Congrats on 1 million subs, man! your content is always hilarious and awesome!

  • @Mr.Brothybear
    @Mr.Brothybear ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how Hitman npcs will die water but this guy is in a literal hot tub
    but the moment he falls back in
    he immeditely dies

  • @arch-Magos
    @arch-Magos ปีที่แล้ว +146

    congrats on 1 mil!been watching you for a bit and you gave me the motivation to go back to hitman 3,been enjoying it a TON recently

  • @Xenolord
    @Xenolord ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So lemme get this straight... most of this challenge boils down to... 'Tom and Jerry Shit' with the banana? I LOVE it.

  • @darrenpayne150
    @darrenpayne150 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I thought it said tampon, so I stood around and waited for tampon to happen". That broke me, uncontrollable laughter! You absolutely crack me up, or should that be crack cocainus me up?

  • @MohGamer63
    @MohGamer63 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    CONGRATULATIONS ON 1 MILL CHERU! I’m glad I’ve been here for a while. But cheru not killing people is soooo weird. I’m used to u having 100 explosive ducks launching non targets.

  • @Zeidoktor
    @Zeidoktor ปีที่แล้ว +2

    17:28 - With so many bananas in your pocket those guards must've thought you were VERY happy to see them.

  • @star.master_cranium
    @star.master_cranium ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I feel like the longer we’ll do this nice guy challenge with Cheru the farther in time we’ll travel till we reached the very first Hitman. The Magnum Opus if you prefer.

  • @LowQualityContent
    @LowQualityContent ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Congrats on hitting one million subscribers! You're a real legend, keep up the good work!

  • @khakiwolf4146
    @khakiwolf4146 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:00 - "Don't hit me! BLAAGGGG BLUUHHHH!!"

  • @Rightsideup_Genius
    @Rightsideup_Genius ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Him breaking character is absolute gold

  • @BrianYapleOfficial
    @BrianYapleOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Great video, as always! Keep em coming! I like the vids with other games too. CK3 video is literally classic cheru!

    • @cheru
      @cheru  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ck3 is the best!

  • @greenth-mac2550
    @greenth-mac2550 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favorite is the mission where you and another assassin were sent to take out the same targets. Wish we saw more like this.

  • @jennifufu6454
    @jennifufu6454 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    TLDR: "I put banana peels down everywhere and the targets slipped and fell to their deaths."

  • @1whospeaks
    @1whospeaks ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've done no striking anyone runs, but this is... beautiful.

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bananas actually! 🍌

  • @cyborgveq
    @cyborgveq ปีที่แล้ว

    0:27 that kick was....
    personal😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @matthartley276
    @matthartley276 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Cheru's laugh makes me laugh.... Everytime LOL but dammit I've had cheeky cheeky in my head all day

  • @phelps6205
    @phelps6205 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The guard smoking with a gas mask on is gold.

  • @speedy
    @speedy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun and enjoyable vid but I wish you went with a more standard loadout, cheesing the game with loads of coins and bananas is OP :P

  • @nathantschirhart9711
    @nathantschirhart9711 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Making all of your assassinations look like cruel Unfortunate acts of God is such a fun idea.

  • @big_chillin793
    @big_chillin793 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:00 dude turned into sonic dropping all those coins😂

  • @uisebastian8799
    @uisebastian8799 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I think Cheru is losing his mind making these jokes 😂

  • @SeaberGaming
    @SeaberGaming ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how he can't keep it together in some of the scenes 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NotToddHoward
    @NotToddHoward ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Every day Cheru uploads is a good day!

  • @KamiCruda
    @KamiCruda ปีที่แล้ว

    1:18 even Socks has the rights to stay Hydrated

  • @MYusri-xk9re
    @MYusri-xk9re ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One thing for sure. Never trust Cheru when he's doing "killing nobody" challenge. Hahaha!!

  • @Unknown_Gamer999
    @Unknown_Gamer999 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The hitman space program seems to be doing well

  • @coca-cola-espuma47
    @coca-cola-espuma47 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:32 goodbye indeed

  • @FallenCreed
    @FallenCreed ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey he's doing this challenge in chronological order except it's literally the opposite of chronological order!

  • @andrewsuci
    @andrewsuci ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:24 "I did however have a 100 banana inside ny bu... " Bruh have a banana inside the butt😂😂😂

  • @joaocustodio7705
    @joaocustodio7705 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:56 The ammount of coins... 😂😂😂

  • @jmablazer
    @jmablazer ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The accidental kill bit is hilarious

  • @mrmelon5256
    @mrmelon5256 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro just casually reusing an intro thinking nobody would notice

  • @kesgames8247
    @kesgames8247 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:15 i cant dude i swear

  • @Itscultxred
    @Itscultxred ปีที่แล้ว +9

    hello there my friend cheru the "best" hitman

  • @izzyskywalkerr
    @izzyskywalkerr ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I guess it's safe to say none of the targets could potaSEEium it coming

  • @DinofeetYT
    @DinofeetYT ปีที่แล้ว

    6:30 The guard: hmm.... this wall looks nice to sit on

  • @ferdibew
    @ferdibew ปีที่แล้ว

    The way you say ,,Dingledongle'' 😂😂😂😂its too perfect 😂😂

  • @Drizzooo767
    @Drizzooo767 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cheru is the type of guy to use the part fun in funeral

  • @officersbadonkadonk4357
    @officersbadonkadonk4357 ปีที่แล้ว

    Butler: What would be your weapon of choice today sir? .45? Maybe a garrote wire?
    47: *B A N A N A*

  • @skklz3896
    @skklz3896 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    congrats on 1 mil u legend, ur vids always make my day better

  • @Kozbialek_0
    @Kozbialek_0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congrats on 1 mil!🎉🎉🎉it was a crazy yourney🎉🎉🎉

  • @bradfoster84
    @bradfoster84 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Cheru is so funny he is a legend

  • @pneuscreves
    @pneuscreves ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'm a Tactical Testicul"
    - Cheru 2023

  • @sushm_7767
    @sushm_7767 ปีที่แล้ว

    "And was also single and ready to mingle with my dingle' 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @keeb__
    @keeb__ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Agent 47 has 200 coins, and wants to buy 100 bananas, each banana costs one coin, how many coins will agent 47 have after buying the bananas he wants?

  • @summerrose-searle6500
    @summerrose-searle6500 ปีที่แล้ว

    "i like explosions, boom boom yummy" the most relatable thing I've ever heard

  • @theholyhehe
    @theholyhehe ปีที่แล้ว

    HEYYY congratulations on 1 million subscribers cheru

  • @NoNameNoProblem1
    @NoNameNoProblem1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro really chose the pacifist route💀

  • @rotskull9118
    @rotskull9118 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    21:05 The moosenado had me laughing so hard. 😂
    Also congrats on hitting one million subs!

  • @gabrielpaquet5606
    @gabrielpaquet5606 ปีที่แล้ว

    A flamingo placing 50kg of banana behind someone is the best thing ever

  • @ryoku4980
    @ryoku4980 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the "How to kill without killing" tutorial video,man i love ur content!

  • @thek1ngdo
    @thek1ngdo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello Cheru, how are you today? Keep up with good work

  • @batman_nofartman
    @batman_nofartman ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cheru is the best person to make me laugh when your sad

  • @GoatHockey1
    @GoatHockey1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lol Cheru never lets down with the great ideas

  • @SheriffAlexHudson
    @SheriffAlexHudson ปีที่แล้ว

    God: You Are A Hitman And Didnt Go To Hell This is error
    Cheru: WELL…

  • @SuspendedYT
    @SuspendedYT ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Cheru. How did u exit on the first mission without shooting the truck bombs?? 🤔 🤔 🤔. Else great video mate

  • @thatguywhovibes8208
    @thatguywhovibes8208 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:12 bro really said "keep your precious stuff in your pockets"

  • @JoesGuy
    @JoesGuy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    McDuff cameo! Wheeeeee!

  • @AStupidCuban
    @AStupidCuban ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cheru congrats on a mil missed u

  • @ffaristocrat
    @ffaristocrat ปีที่แล้ว

    You can panic Reynard in Hawke's Bay so hard that she runs out into the water and drowns herself.

  • @basedjiren3889
    @basedjiren3889 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where did you get the bananas? Lmao

  • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
    @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Option 2, you don't pick Option 1. Someone Dies" as the man in the Flamingo costume menacingly places over 10 banana peels behind her

  • @maddoxmalloy_08
    @maddoxmalloy_08 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sierra Knoxing herself out is priceless!!! 😂😂

  • @sans8885
    @sans8885 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    cheru do more of mod videos!they are hilarious everyone around me looks at me because I look like I am laughing to myself like a crazy bastard!

  • @w0iv0
    @w0iv0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s a good day when Cheru uploads

  • @josiahvelazquez2014
    @josiahvelazquez2014 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wasnt till 19mins in that i realized 47's appearance was changing the whole time

  • @chargeminecraft
    @chargeminecraft ปีที่แล้ว

    “Nicest Hitman ever”
    Never thought anyone would say that sentence lol

  • @Isaura124
    @Isaura124 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My cousin came from no where and said “who is that? He sounds funny

  • @1Turk_Lirası
    @1Turk_Lirası ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hitman 2 with hitman 3 image… WOW!!!

  • @kyleklipz
    @kyleklipz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the vids been watching for a while ❤

  • @SeriousApache
    @SeriousApache ปีที่แล้ว

    Throws propane tank at barbeque: totally an accident

  • @milmaz
    @milmaz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Remember to always stay hydrated

  • @dangerszewski9816
    @dangerszewski9816 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I thought you were going to have robert Knox kill Sierra, I've done a challenge like this with less restrictions, my goal was basically any time I can make someone ELSE kill the target, I did so, but when there was no easy option I just went for normal silent assassin accidents.

  • @alphabeta402
    @alphabeta402 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Probably best TH-camr, you deserve so much more subscribers.

  • @greatdestroyer1616
    @greatdestroyer1616 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the vids keep it up ❤

  • @zetton1658
    @zetton1658 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve never played this game
    Before but upon watching the first mission I was intrigued. As a Māori myself seeing NZ included in stuff is always awesome shot butha

  • @bradtorville5526
    @bradtorville5526 ปีที่แล้ว

    19:00 Jeez! Were you eating the bananas???

  • @allmightymyself8205
    @allmightymyself8205 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Run trough Sapienza an Place Duckys every where and as soon everybody has a duck in pocket send it! 😂

  • @elreycharmeleon7522
    @elreycharmeleon7522 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh no! Agent 47 is going...
    He is going...
    Agent 47 is going bananas

  • @Ghost_696
    @Ghost_696 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats on 1mil just subbed I love this kind of content

  • @IwrsTheKing007
    @IwrsTheKing007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:00 that isn't breaking and entering, since you didn't break anything, it's just trespassing
    edit: worrd

  • @Lol-oq9pv
    @Lol-oq9pv ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ALternative Title: beating hitman 3 with only bananas...

  • @dantheman._
    @dantheman._ ปีที่แล้ว

    bro i love cheru videos it’s off the bat funny and with his accent it makes me laugh so much and i get happy when i see this videos. makes my day for real. you are funny as hell😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @uzakurt734
    @uzakurt734 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was waiting for this vid thank you

  • @gerlieracsa8674
    @gerlieracsa8674 ปีที่แล้ว

    cheru is officially my favorate and subscribed youtube

  • @MrSacheverell
    @MrSacheverell ปีที่แล้ว

    Chungus 47 is growing on me. Like a banana.

  • @thatonerandomguy8897
    @thatonerandomguy8897 ปีที่แล้ว

    After the events of this video 47 got radiation poisoning due to the immense amounts of potassium

  • @Ammrahmad
    @Ammrahmad 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the fact that I started watching you since you uploaded your 2nd video

  • @snakeoil7416
    @snakeoil7416 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you! Waited for it.

  • @timberedlime973
    @timberedlime973 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi Cheru I don’t know if you’ll see this but I’ve been looking through your old videos and I think you should play baby hands vr again if you did it would make my day and probably my brothers please make a video that’s just a goofy random game

  • @Reddeath111
    @Reddeath111 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:56 dude looked like sonic after he takes damage with all those coins he dropped

  • @gr3ypuppy587
    @gr3ypuppy587 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cheru, TECHNICALLY you can put them to sleep then push them off a cliff or toss em off a balcony and TECHNICALLY you didn’t kill them. The fall did

    • @deathraygonzo6339
      @deathraygonzo6339 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not the fall, the sudden stop on a hard surface.