I Beat Hitman 3 Without Ever Killing ANYBODY and This Is What Happened

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  • @cheru
    @cheru  ปีที่แล้ว +220

    If you enjoyed this video, let me know, and I might orchestrate a similar catastrophe in Hitman 2016 and Hitman 2.
    *Watch some hilariously stupid MODDED HITMAN videos here* 👉 bit.ly/3ImtKBs
    *OR watch all of my HITMAN 3 videos here* 👉 bit.ly/2XXH89g *or all my HITMAN 2 videos here!!* 👉 bit.ly/2F4h3Op

    • @Ultimate_Webhead
      @Ultimate_Webhead ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should speed run hitman

    • @Cmhoudek2010
      @Cmhoudek2010 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you do the serial killer contract yet?

    • @Savageking1998
      @Savageking1998 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do a freelancer video unless u already did

    • @soypigg4055
      @soypigg4055 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pacifist%

    • @theholyhehe
      @theholyhehe ปีที่แล้ว

      Do it do it do it

  • @ZergrushEddie
    @ZergrushEddie ปีที่แล้ว +468

    I always loved the ending to Hitman 3. “Why don’t you become a mindless killing machine again?”
    “No.”
    “Well, I’m outta ideas. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “

    • @andyhx2
      @andyhx2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Who else thinks that 47's "No" should become new "No" meme sound effect.

    • @Nachtiu2
      @Nachtiu2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      "Go back to your old ways!"
      "No."
      "Shit, I dunno why I was expecting that to work. Alright, go ahead and shoot me."

    • @JACINTO-c5y
      @JACINTO-c5y ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andyhx2 yes

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The Constant knew he was dead the moment 47 came into his cabin. As he said he had to at least try to make the offer. Otherwise he was just accepting his end with some dignity.
      And you can in fact inject yourself and become his loyal killer, so in some timelines the Constant wins.

    • @BlueIronsights
      @BlueIronsights ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well he knows agent 47 can't be bargained or reasoned with? That's my guess

  • @unkeptorc9656
    @unkeptorc9656 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    the level of restraint it took you to do this must have been massive. good work.

    • @dr_tails658
      @dr_tails658 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The follow up to this must be taking out the targets in the most over the top brutal way possible

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s probably waiting until someone mods a minigun into this game

  • @Bumbledores_kitchen
    @Bumbledores_kitchen ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Didn’t someone already do this, nvm it’s cheru he’ll just make it better

    • @Komaster-fh4ot
      @Komaster-fh4ot ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I remember seeing that by onion butter

    • @MaximusKingery
      @MaximusKingery ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Komaster-fh4ot ye

    • @greengrassgaming2530
      @greengrassgaming2530 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Someone did! But fun fact people can have the same ideas :3

    • @jaysen2569
      @jaysen2569 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea onionbutter did it but Cheru did it way better

    • @crazy922blade
      @crazy922blade ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeah, onion butter. I don’t mind though, I watched both videos and gave them both a like and a sub, I don’t have preferences.

  • @milkbaconz
    @milkbaconz ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Congrats on 1 mil! It's a huge milestone- imagine being able to put a smile on the faces of a million people all around the world with every upload!

    • @alfieellison5143
      @alfieellison5143 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s already been there but his videos are just hitman so he lost them check how much views he used to get he had about 1.2 Million

    • @cheru
      @cheru  ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol what? I had 1.2 million subscribers? News to me. Awesome!

    • @cheru
      @cheru  ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Cheers mate

    • @alfieellison5143
      @alfieellison5143 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cheru swear you did in like your old videos swear if I’m wrong then I’m sorry for the confusion but I swear you did

  • @CHEF8888
    @CHEF8888 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I loved it when cheru “did not” kill is target in china then turn to the guard and walk to him and then you see *4 unconscious witnesses* in the corner 11:52

    • @cheru
      @cheru  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keyword unconscious. Not dead.

  • @Useless22
    @Useless22 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:53 I laughed far too hard at that taco joke.

  • @Trzebiat
    @Trzebiat ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I love the idea of proxy kills to make or help other people kill your targets so you don't actually kill them yourself, but setting up accident kills by sabotaging things is nothing different than killing the target yourself, same for making target slip and fall off the ledge to his death by placing a banana peel there is no different to shooting the target in the leg so he trips and falls to his death. This is kinda like Vincent in Collateral movie: "You killed him?", "No, I shot him. Bullets and fall killed him".

    • @brunoestevezdominguez4901
      @brunoestevezdominguez4901 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking the same thing. Mans did an accidents only run and thought he made something (although I understand this video is for comedic purposes)

    • @Trzebiat
      @Trzebiat ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brunoestevezdominguez4901 I'm glad I'm not the only one. The whole "beating the game without killing anyone" is really interesting, I'm gonna try to do it properly without setting up accidents that specifically require sabotaging stuff.

    • @brunoestevezdominguez4901
      @brunoestevezdominguez4901 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Trzebiat I'm looking forward to it already 😄. I also hope you'll continue your "No foul play" series, I loved it when you started it.

    • @moderatelite
      @moderatelite ปีที่แล้ว

      No no, I didn’t kill him, he wasn’t paying attention

    • @drmarioprojectm1510
      @drmarioprojectm1510 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Trzebiat In short, accidents without any sabotaging required is acceptable as long as the death itself was caused by a poor life choice on the target's behalf, i.e. the target isn't paying attention or someone else has it out for them.

  • @Neeferth
    @Neeferth ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Ironically, this not only avoid killing, but breathes new life into the game.

  • @manuelcollantes535
    @manuelcollantes535 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Cheru never fails to give us a laugh

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Cheru's hitman videos are some of the funniest and best parts of my day

  • @kiritoxyronie2841
    @kiritoxyronie2841 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Cheru, you really made my day.. Be it UFC, BOXING or HITMAN... Damn man you always make me crack a smile and laugh xD

  • @FrostedSA
    @FrostedSA ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:25
    Cheru: I just rememberd that this was a kill nobody challenge:
    Proceeds to kill someone

  • @Markolsthegreat
    @Markolsthegreat ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I swear cheru is the only one making hitman3 more fun and alive

    • @emperormach
      @emperormach ปีที่แล้ว +4

      so is OnionButter

    • @TheDooDooFart869
      @TheDooDooFart869 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emperormach he only has 3 vids

    • @DerpMask
      @DerpMask ปีที่แล้ว

      Who made a video like a week ago? Pretty recent if you ask me.

  • @llukandane3337
    @llukandane3337 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I must address this issue to Cheru. I cannot imagine the RESTRAINT not to kill anyone, not even hydrating a kind pedestrian or a target. I never thought I would say this, but I’m proud of you Cheru. Jesus could be leaning to you granting you the lounge of Heaven access.

  • @MYusri-xk9re
    @MYusri-xk9re ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I decided to install and play Hitman 3: World of Assassination because of Cheru. Now, I really enjoy playing this game and love to mess around. Thanks, bro Cheru.

  • @MR-Cheeseyman
    @MR-Cheeseyman ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I remember first finding this channel and finding it funny so i kept watching. Cheru never failed to give me a laugh keep up the good work!

    • @dudepop1456
      @dudepop1456 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree he makes any day better

  • @athena2628
    @athena2628 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Always a good day when Cheru uploads

  • @Unknown_Gamer999
    @Unknown_Gamer999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:18 worst-case scenario the building starts cracking under the weight of agent 47's muscle mass, And immaculate cheek bones!!!!!

  • @Cheeselover1000
    @Cheeselover1000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:52 the saddest part of this video😢

  • @s9_n00b9
    @s9_n00b9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Alternative title: Forcing the game to do 47's job
    Congrats on 1M bro!

  • @Forgotten-Gamer
    @Forgotten-Gamer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Congrats on 1 million subs Cheru

  • @SirBacongaming
    @SirBacongaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "i need you to stand up and fight the aliens" then man falls off tallest building 3:54

  • @OFFICIAL-MERICA
    @OFFICIAL-MERICA 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:54 rip taco 🌮

  • @Komodo9104
    @Komodo9104 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey Cheru great video! And congrats on reaching 1 million subscribers 👏

  • @ariano5700
    @ariano5700 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:00 "i need you to stand up and fight the alien" is all i here

  • @Moaiticus
    @Moaiticus ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Cheru didn’t kill anybody so it’s no longer HITMAN, it’s just MAN.

  • @captaindelta43
    @captaindelta43 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Congratulations on 1 million brother . Been with you since 100k . Love it

  • @dariuszsobczak7209
    @dariuszsobczak7209 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wait, so blastin' a Powerful light from a DJ booth, burning people alive ( it wasn't an accident) ISN'T killing somebody?
    Alrighty.

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love the idea of him casually dropping a dozen bananas with no guards caring to notice even while the target is clearly slipping toward their demise

  • @GibuIardo
    @GibuIardo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congrats on 1M subs Cheru! CHEERS

  • @duckstomp
    @duckstomp ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Cheru is a masterpiece, in saying that he should definitely be in a mental institution for committing this much self harm

  • @hallalboi
    @hallalboi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congrats on 1 mil and stay hydrated

  • @Fantasy_Lyx
    @Fantasy_Lyx ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well Done cheru for 1 MILLION SUBS!!!

  • @Jourdainist
    @Jourdainist ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That advertisement was smooth af

  • @krauzzz9113
    @krauzzz9113 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:41 gigachad

  • @mrstudent9125
    @mrstudent9125 ปีที่แล้ว

    00:21 That push animation is so goofy. Almost looks like Don himself wanted to fall.

  • @voodoogaming1978
    @voodoogaming1978 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I want to see you do the entire trilogy like this

  • @Cloudy42300
    @Cloudy42300 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    bro makes the best vids. Keep up the good work :]

    • @Cloudy42300
      @Cloudy42300 ปีที่แล้ว

      no ways cheru harted yay:]😁

  • @genkisuperethical96
    @genkisuperethical96 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i cant believe he didnt send anyone to the moon in this episode, WHERE DID YOU PUT CHERU???

  • @memelord7157
    @memelord7157 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1 million finally. You deserved it.

  • @JesperYouTube
    @JesperYouTube ปีที่แล้ว +1

    congrats for the 1 million subscribers, you earned them but you are worth more

  • @zabooka
    @zabooka ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congrats on 1 million subs!

  • @thek1ngdo
    @thek1ngdo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The King is back!! HELL YHEAAAA ♥♥♥!! AND ONE MORE TIME CONGRATS ON 1M SUBS CHERU, KEEP UP GOOD WORK MATE

  • @SH-bm8yp
    @SH-bm8yp ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love this channel, your uploads make my day 💜

  • @nugget6112
    @nugget6112 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your vids
    Congrats on 1m subscribers

  • @Spyduck8869
    @Spyduck8869 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Finally 47 won’t get so much blood on his suit

  • @babygrinch779
    @babygrinch779 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dude in the blue was a straight g😂

  • @seanphelan932
    @seanphelan932 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Badly mick duck face really cracked me up😅
    Please do more hitman!!

  • @smudgeyt1093
    @smudgeyt1093 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally another Hitman upload! Love your stuff man!

  • @lukacunningham342
    @lukacunningham342 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cheru, for the Dartmoor map, you can also let the real murderer (Emma) kill Alexa by poison and then you want be blamed for anything (except for the butler you just accused who the security guards are probably right now wrongly arresting him for murder)

  • @whoman0385
    @whoman0385 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    congrats on 1mil! i love your videos

  • @thedeekabides
    @thedeekabides ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeeting a gas canister at a guy with a cigarette, with the knowledge that it would kill him is still murder…

  • @Unknown_Gamer999
    @Unknown_Gamer999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Before i watch this.... did you at least send someone to the moon?

  • @Unhinged_Stories_2025
    @Unhinged_Stories_2025 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats on one mil 🎉

  • @kumothefennec
    @kumothefennec ปีที่แล้ว +1

    congrats on reaching 1mil subscribers

  • @dogemaster9676
    @dogemaster9676 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:29 god if i had a nickel

  • @candle2005
    @candle2005 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yoooooo congrats on 1 mil bro

  • @CotardSyndrom
    @CotardSyndrom 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These are the hitman movies that we deserved!

  • @masonmcfadden4886
    @masonmcfadden4886 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    finally got 1 million congrats👍👍👍.

  • @Feinmaster69420
    @Feinmaster69420 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congratulations on 1M you dirty man

  • @nicholaswallen8147
    @nicholaswallen8147 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Chiseled slab of nightmare fuel"...pure gold

  • @thisshowshowimnotsmartands5400
    @thisshowshowimnotsmartands5400 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cheru should try broforce just for the memes

  • @Blawgalahoogan
    @Blawgalahoogan ปีที่แล้ว +2

    im pretty sure someone else did this exact challenge but u made it funny

  • @bweldon89
    @bweldon89 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am so happy that we got you to 1 million subbs

  • @DJHAVOC641
    @DJHAVOC641 ปีที่แล้ว

    You reached 1M so proud of you

  • @leosejfovic1407
    @leosejfovic1407 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats on 1 Mil!

  • @lowlandnobleman6746
    @lowlandnobleman6746 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whether it be a kill-everyone challenge or a kill-nobody challenge, it’s always best to stay hydrated either way.

  • @Scuffed_Gambit
    @Scuffed_Gambit ปีที่แล้ว

    Your commentary is great 😂

  • @The24thWight
    @The24thWight ปีที่แล้ว

    Beautiful.
    Now do it for every other game ever.

  • @Fallinout
    @Fallinout ปีที่แล้ว

    New Cheru hitman video lets go!

  • @M00NLIGHT_CHVN
    @M00NLIGHT_CHVN ปีที่แล้ว

    That one person: what's ur superpower?
    Cheru: BANANAS!

  • @garmo1968
    @garmo1968 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please make "accidents only" a speedrun category, i need this at a gdq

  • @lorielle9577
    @lorielle9577 ปีที่แล้ว

    The perfect sequel to the kill everybody challenge series

  • @Optimusj1975
    @Optimusj1975 ปีที่แล้ว

    23:16 Ok, that one was beautiful

  • @MisterBrick42
    @MisterBrick42 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    some of these wouldn't be admissable in court, i think

  • @Busterbruhshorts
    @Busterbruhshorts ปีที่แล้ว

    Congratulations for 1 mil ❤❤❤❤

  • @thewhiskey584
    @thewhiskey584 ปีที่แล้ว

    Most of the people playing Hitman: they work hard to speedrun the game or get creative about getting the kill
    Cheru: *C R A C K C O C A I N U S*

  • @MrSacheverell
    @MrSacheverell ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching Stuyvesant flop himself to death, is the uplifting content the world needs right now. 10/10

  • @IndyMiraaga
    @IndyMiraaga ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to try this... who needs silent assassin when you can be a suspicious innocent bystander?

  • @MrJamiez
    @MrJamiez ปีที่แล้ว

    Congratulations on one 1M Subs mate.

  • @MetalxMilitsia
    @MetalxMilitsia ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is agent 47 looking like handsome Squidward?

  • @Debra360
    @Debra360 ปีที่แล้ว

    we all know cheru he is hitmans biggest killer and to do this challenge it most of put in lots of effort to try to not kill and street people.Oh and i like the 47 face when i first saw it i was like whaaaaaaaaa 🎉🎉🎉😂

  • @Swissterr
    @Swissterr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    POV you are Diana: Congrats on 1MIL Cheru47, head back to base for more stuff to do.

  • @combineadvisor572
    @combineadvisor572 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't skip the sponsorship. That's how you know you're a good youtuber.

  • @Melo_Ed1ts
    @Melo_Ed1ts ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why 47 looks like a Gigachad.😂

  • @Bobgaming-g4q
    @Bobgaming-g4q 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Play hitman 3 but you start with nothing and you have to find all your gear and weapons please you make the best videos

  • @silvertsar1477
    @silvertsar1477 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yay new Cheru video

  • @johanvanrooyen9945
    @johanvanrooyen9945 ปีที่แล้ว

    please do Hitman and Hitman 2 and congrats with 1mil🎉

  • @Bi_penguin
    @Bi_penguin ปีที่แล้ว

    Congratulations on 1mill

  • @goodguyguy5022
    @goodguyguy5022 ปีที่แล้ว

    If I only had 24 minutes to live I would watch this video

  • @malowopo2459
    @malowopo2459 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ineed u to stand up nd fight the aliens😭🤦🏽‍♂️👌🏾

  • @TTVlightliffe
    @TTVlightliffe ปีที่แล้ว

    Congratulations on 1 million😊

  • @bweldon89
    @bweldon89 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love to watch your vids while I play hitman 😂😂

  • @JacksonTorrens-n3z
    @JacksonTorrens-n3z ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Either you’re on the other side of the planet or you’re staying up until midnight

  • @kxnee8
    @kxnee8 ปีที่แล้ว

    cheru i love ur vids man

  • @kyleklipz
    @kyleklipz ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve literally watched all ur vids up to date😂❤🎉

  • @gabec573
    @gabec573 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    best hitman creator

  • @TheGodQuac
    @TheGodQuac ปีที่แล้ว

    Basically Hitman Accidents only

  • @bumblebee1447
    @bumblebee1447 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is literally just "Cheru plays the game the way it's intended"

  • @Blitz-Tiger
    @Blitz-Tiger ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now we know that the dude in the mathproblems is serial killer 😂😂