@@Neil_Manta You're a newbie, aren't you? Once upon a time, in 7th edition and earlier, "AP" stood for the save you _negated,_ not the save you reduced. So an AP1 Meltagun would completely negate anything with a 6+, 5+, 4+, 3+, 2+, or even a 1+ save. Plasma was AP2, and the Leman Russ Battle Tank's Battle Cannon AP3. That meant a Plasma gun completely negated a Terminator's armor save (though not the 5_ invuln) while a Leman Russ could eat entire squads of Space Marines with no save.
I feel like them being Salamanders would be more lore accurate, and that a team of jetpack dudes would fit better with the White Scars (they make you go faster). Still, I will not criticize those who purge with holy flame, as long as they don't play Marines Malevolent.
@@Famousagentman "Lore accurate" mate you realise every chapter gets access to all weapon and armour types, they just have a preference for certain tactics?
@@Piemasta9000 Khaine kicks ass in exactly *one* (singular) incident: when the things he is fighting is just as expendable as he is. So, nids getting btfo during fracturing of biel tan is the only lore source you need. Ignore all the other ones.
I'll say that not patch, that just tyranid hive evolved new resist because they too fuckin tired of that shit happen in half of second. Now it takes JUST second.
Lunch? So I loved the Alpha Legion bit. In games with my friends, I play sniper in alpha drip, and just whisper over the comm "I am alpharius" when my friend is surrounded and needs help. I always save him, but he's like "You bastard!"
@@loltwest9423 Well those _are_ walking tanks. For me it's roasting Salamanders. You know your meltas are in proper working order if the Salamander you are blasting is no longer moaning in pleasure but on fire.
I would like to see a Sister of Battle game in the same design vein as Space Marine 2. The Sister aren't super soldiers, obviously, so the gameplay wouldn't be exactly the same. I actually think it would probably play closer to Gear of War.
I did not understand this was an Okoii video when I clicked it. That revelation took only 3 seconds into the video. What an amazing style you have developed Post-Watch: YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
@@Reoh0z Some boiled tyranid! The rations werent good enough anymore, so to safe budget in rations, ogryns are sent to tyranid fronts for food, for they are the most resilient eaters and also the ones eating the most on the mourningstar...
_Ugg missed his old squad of Bullgryns... Thag always had good jokes, Krug knew how to find good rations, Kenk knew all the good bedtime stories. These new Ogryn didn't say much, and they always moved away quickly when Ugg asked them questions... Also he always wondered where their commissar was, because he noticed a disturbing lack of 'Job well done' star stickers on their armor instead somebody just etched them with up intricate Chigoran runework...shame they didn't have stickers... but Ugg didn't mind too much, whenever he saw his new Ogryn squadmates in their resplendant white power armor Ugg knew only one thing: "Me gunna git da shiney plates, Ugg gunna make new frens wit des Ogryn an git da shiney plates" He was as ready as any servant of the Emperor could be in that dropship, for he wasn't going to battle, he was going to play with his new friends. He liked how they laughed when they played, Ugg liked to laugh, too._
@@camramaster _You arrive to the distant Yurt of your company's chaplain, the path lined with skulls of both human and xenos form. Inside the shelter made of animal hide you are immediately choked by incense and lulling throat-songs of chapter serfs. Before you squats your company's chaplain, before your chaplain is a half finished meal of a roasted tyranid bioform, and a half completed coloring book. Your chaplain does not wear resplendent white plating, but instead a somber black, all but the bone-white and over-sized ork skull that makes up his grim helm distinguishes him from the thick shadows of the confines_ "Wot iz it!?" _Bellowed Chaplain Ugg, gesturing around the yurt to silence the throat singers_ "You got here too fast, I didn'even finish muh bekfast. Or muh oratoree." _He slurred, gesturing at his unfinished coloring books_ "Always too fast. You're not a ork, you are a Man. Take time, be happy." _He finished with a grunt before returning to his crisped hormagaunt meal, the wisdom of Ugg's words, like the pungent scent of his yurt, were both heavy from wisdom and steeped in bitter substance of experience._
It has been "nerfed". They fixed the overheal bug and Hive Tyrants are 20% more resilient to Melta. On the other hand every other enemies defense is nerfed so your melta are EXTRA crispy
@@quangnguyentrung647Only chaos marines got a 10% HP nerf. Nothing happened to make the nids take more damage. Not that 10% less HP would change how many melta shots it takes to kill anyways.
@rocknessmonster2540 they got rid of the infinite healing cheese you could do with em Didn't know about the damage nerf melta needed a buff against mediums for me
@@lv1543Combat is much better tho. Especially since they added one armor of a perfect parry from minoris enemies. This game rewards a super aggressive play style. Which I always prefer.
Couple of days ago I caught an entire wave coming from the right at the last part of that 1st mission with just Multi, they literally land at the same position, guess ill keep blasting till they're done. So beautiful.
Literally only two guns in the game are balanced right now. Melta and Las Fusil. Saber needs to bring everything else more in line. Its just not ok only two weapons function as intended
Spoken like a true nobody. I have 170 hours in this game. Four classes at max. Literally max everything. Eleven weapons at relic tier. No, everything underperforms in a big way compared to Melta weapons and the Las Fusil. Melee needs a MASSIVE buff because it is not viable right now. Every weapon needs a buff because they are not viable. Current meta is Tactical with Melta, Sniper with Las Fusil and Heavy with multi melta. The patch today has not changed that in the slightest. Bulwark and Assault are basically unusable
@@11jerans Not going over this. This is like the number 1 cope of you people. Yes you can finish solo ruthless with Assault and Bulwark. It's just absolutely pointless because those classes underperform big time. Tactical can literally one shot a Majoris with a melta. Sniper can do the same thing with Las Fusil. Heavy is just good because of his ammo perk but multi melta is nice to have. If your class cannot drop a Majoris immediately it is not viable. There is no point playing Bulwark and slowly chipping away at enemies while your teammates make fun of you. End of discussion
I've noticed bolters underwhelming performance almost immediately. They go through mags really quickly with little accuracy, and even if you shoot in bursts for more accuracy, it's not enough damage to kill anything beefier than a gaunt. Using any bolters feels like a reload simulator and I hate it. The other sniper takes like 8 shots to put a warrior nid in vulnerable state. It's ridiculous. The game is way too melee focused. And few weapons feel like actual weapons. I fully agree w/u.
Hive mind be thinking: "You can always trust Okoii to find the most OP cheesy delicious fun. I mean you remember 4 ogryns, laughed out a lictor on that one. But the best was the 4 halfling barbarians, what I wouldn't give for some of their barbecue."
Making a 3-melta team and NOT running Salamanders? smh smh
I do like broiled tyranid tho.
I'm a White Scars simp
@@Okoii I feel like the Ogres (or Ogryns) would feel right at home on Chogoris
@@Okoii Based.
@Okoii the vocal Ogre fan is also a fan of the Mongolian themed Space Marine Chapter? Unbelievable...
TBF, Sals, Scars, and Beakie Bois are the three founders I simp for, so everyone here has great taste as far as I care
Lore accurate: solve everything with melta
Melt that like button
To be lore accurate, the melta gun would need to have lore that doesn't change with every book
@@Sir_Bucket Melt the books, too. o7
@@dakai4992 amazing advice battlebrother. I shall do so this instant
Jurgen was right.
Guardsman: "Emperor's tits, it's a Hive Tyrant!"
3 Space Marines wielding Meltas:
TBF this is literally what melta guns were made for. Well that and tanks.
*blasts the guardsman first for profaning the emperor’s name*
@@Rawmel FOR THA EMPROR BUM!
Lore accurate.
If Blackguard Boggart was a guardsman.
I think my heart melted just a little bit.
That'll be the melta blast hitting
All the nids definitely did
That’s not all that melted with this scenario
Just As Planned.
What'd it melt inta?
The Jurgen Special
*WOE*
Blank with a melta upon ye
The 4th player is ciaphus Cain
"Jurgen, if you would."
"Of course sir!"
*proceeds to delete space marine level threats*
Now changing my steam name to Ferik Jurgen. Binding my execution key to say "Cup of Tanna sir?"
Comment made my morning, fellow Ciaphas Cain enjoyer
"Sir Tyranid Prime, what is it about *Strength 8, AP1* that you do not understand"
I love to see other people who remember the old stats
Melta is AP -4 iirc, AP 1 is bolt rifle stat
Sry Grandpa, we have strength 9 AP 4 d6 dmg now
@@danior1732 D6+2 if you're within half range, actually
@@Neil_Manta You're a newbie, aren't you?
Once upon a time, in 7th edition and earlier, "AP" stood for the save you _negated,_ not the save you reduced. So an AP1 Meltagun would completely negate anything with a 6+, 5+, 4+, 3+, 2+, or even a 1+ save. Plasma was AP2, and the Leman Russ Battle Tank's Battle Cannon AP3. That meant a Plasma gun completely negated a Terminator's armor save (though not the 5_ invuln) while a Leman Russ could eat entire squads of Space Marines with no save.
All White Scars? So like, the lot of you have amazing taste then? Nice
I feel like them being Salamanders would be more lore accurate, and that a team of jetpack dudes would fit better with the White Scars (they make you go faster).
Still, I will not criticize those who purge with holy flame, as long as they don't play Marines Malevolent.
@@Famousagentman okoii's a white scars simp I wasn't even allowed to sneak in a alpha legion shoulder heraldry
@@Famousagentman "Lore accurate" mate you realise every chapter gets access to all weapon and armour types, they just have a preference for certain tactics?
If it ain't White, it ain't alright!
The ultimate weeb chapter
"Do You Know What Happens to a Tyranid When It's Struck By A Melta Rifle?"
*_"The Same Thing That Happens To Everything Else"_*
Avatar of Kaine says hello
"Oof, you're doing great, honey"
@@mdb45424 Kaine just loses to everything else
@@Piemasta9000 Khaine kicks ass in exactly *one* (singular) incident: when the things he is fighting is just as expendable as he is.
So, nids getting btfo during fracturing of biel tan is the only lore source you need. Ignore all the other ones.
Sneakiest Git in the Imperium is that Ogryn.
Ogryn Primaris!
He heard that Space Marines get bigger guns and better rations.
From the patchnotes today:
Hive Tyrant:
- Health slightly increased.
- Resistance to explosives and melta weapons increased by 20%.
Yes but can it still stand up to 3 meltas arrowhe- I MEAN focus interactive!
I'll say that not patch, that just tyranid hive evolved new resist because they too fuckin tired of that shit happen in half of second. Now it takes JUST second.
cannot wait for all the comments asking why he didn't pick salamanders for this video
just as planned
No eldar children for them to melt
Space marine players when they realize that every chapter has access to meltas
@@panzercake8485Those Eldar children had it coming! 😡
Soon they will know there are more non first founding space marines in the galaxy.
Lunch?
So I loved the Alpha Legion bit. In games with my friends, I play sniper in alpha drip, and just whisper over the comm "I am alpharius" when my friend is surrounded and needs help. I always save him, but he's like "You bastard!"
All according to cake...
But in truth *I* was Alpharius this whole time!
Lmao love it
Nonesense brother, It was I who was Alpharius!
You are all foola brothers, because we're ALL Alpharius! 🎉
You can't lay down surpressing fire with a melta gun!
Okoii "You're right, that's why I brought 3 melta guns!"
Suppressive Fire 🚫
Aggressive Fire ✅
You've heard of McDorn's and their fortified burgers. Now it's time for CFT: Chogoran Fried Tyranid.
Commisar promised to take the regiment to CFT bcs we had torched heretics in record time, praised be emperor !
I’m sorry, but I’ll always love Wendolynn’s. Those sisters are miraculous with their burgers.
3:45 LUNCH!?
LUNCH!
His name is Lunch.
Box.
@@Durgemann Im a simple Ogryn: I see mutant, I throw *rock*
@@SkullogkAnd that is why mirrors don't last long around Lunch Box.
Eradicator Squads pullin up to the function like:
3 Meltas. But 4 muzzles total all together.
The pattern stands.
This is completely accurate in lore and the tabletop. Not much is surviving the full attention of an Eradicator Squad.
Just needs to swap to phobos armour, and it's a full eradicator squad
@@jampine8268Eradicators wear Gravis
@@jampine8268 pretty sure eradicators are gravis.
@@jampine8268 Eradicators use Gravis Armor.
@@johnj.spurgin7037 ah kak, I inverted the names
I was a bit too happy when I realized my Salamander roleplay was going to be lore accurate.
Salamander: **Crying autistically because the pile of ashes that was once an eldar can no longer be burned**
Just because it's anti-tank doesn't mean it can't also be anti-infantry.
If it can destroy a tank, it should work against infantry
Works especially well against Heretic Astartes.
@@loltwest9423 Well those _are_ walking tanks. For me it's roasting Salamanders. You know your meltas are in proper working order if the Salamander you are blasting is no longer moaning in pleasure but on fire.
Me and the boys raising the average temperature of the planet in as single day!
“I can explain…uh…I am Alpharius?”
“GET HIM”
“HYDRA DOMI-“
"You can't be Alpharius... Because I am Alpharius!"
Space Marine 2: Sisters of Battle Edition
Holy trinity video next
Superman!: the Spiderman edition...
"Oops all warcrimes"
I would like to see a Sister of Battle game in the same design vein as Space Marine 2. The Sister aren't super soldiers, obviously, so the gameplay wouldn't be exactly the same. I actually think it would probably play closer to Gear of War.
After levelling up a Multi-Melta heavy for like a week I’m starting to see why Eradicators were so broken on the Tabletop
Now you're cookin' with melta!
Real, heavy is easymode regardless of what you're fighting. 30% ranged damage reduction goes hard.
@@anitaremenarova6662 it's so important in a game where the nids at least have no qualms about firing into melee.
With how a multi-melta is... you could almost say 4 Meltas.
yo dawg i herd u liek meltas
so i put meltas in your meltas so you can melta while you melta
@@KwadDamyj I got that reference
@@Tommonius
you old.
3 Big Guys 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
And they melt out my eyes
*cough* they are 4 actually *lunch*
For you.
Tyranid summoning reinforcements and screaming "HEEEEELP!!!" is too damn accurate for a 3-melta squad.
I did not understand this was an Okoii video when I clicked it.
That revelation took only 3 seconds into the video. What an amazing style you have developed
Post-Watch: YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
A glorious day in the Emperor's Imperium to PURGE BY HOLY FLAME
I also miss DoW-tier voice acting so much
REDEEM THEM WITH SWORD AND FIREEE
SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONG YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND
The Emperor protects but his Spaces Marines strikes.
BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE
*METAL BAWKSES*
3 Meltas:
Zoanthrope: ....
3 Meltas: ???
Meltas can reach those flying buggers if you upgrade them.
All White Scars? All Giga Chads
Actually they're all alpha legion (this is a lie)
TTS Emperor: “Have you ever considered a giant bug spray, and combining some of that Promethium stuff?”
This video:
Now thats a clean burning xenos I tell you hwat.
Promethium and promethium accessories
"I assure you brother Ogedai, being on fire makes you go at least 15% faster"
The Codex Astartes Supports This Decision
This is unironically what running a squad of Eradicators feels like
The Melta : for when "Step the Fuck back!" Simply isnt only a suggestion!
Eradicator Squads be like:
The 'nids weren't hearing boss music but the thermometer clearly showed "MELTA"
0:55 Poor dude screaming for help killed me! 🤣
Obligatory "I am Alpharius." Comment
no i am alpharius
No I am alpharius.
Omegon said it’s my turn to be Alpharius!
That's a lie.
Or is it?
Hey Alpharius, its me Alpharius.
Weed
I love how you’re hitting those Tyranid Warriors with so much Melta, they’re literally just pant.
1:00 Your right to a Torso has been removed
0:09 what is my boy doing here😅 bro escape the darktide
He joined them for Lunch.
@@Reoh0z Some boiled tyranid!
The rations werent good enough anymore, so to safe budget in rations, ogryns are sent to tyranid fronts for food, for they are the most resilient eaters and also the ones eating the most on the mourningstar...
_Ugg missed his old squad of Bullgryns... Thag always had good jokes, Krug knew how to find good rations, Kenk knew all the good bedtime stories. These new Ogryn didn't say much, and they always moved away quickly when Ugg asked them questions... Also he always wondered where their commissar was, because he noticed a disturbing lack of 'Job well done' star stickers on their armor instead somebody just etched them with up intricate Chigoran runework...shame they didn't have stickers... but Ugg didn't mind too much, whenever he saw his new Ogryn squadmates in their resplendant white power armor Ugg knew only one thing: "Me gunna git da shiney plates, Ugg gunna make new frens wit des Ogryn an git da shiney plates" He was as ready as any servant of the Emperor could be in that dropship, for he wasn't going to battle, he was going to play with his new friends. He liked how they laughed when they played, Ugg liked to laugh, too._
@@attemptedunkindness3632
I came here for bug burning, and I felt other emotions after reading that.
Time to go see the chapter chapain!
@@camramaster _You arrive to the distant Yurt of your company's chaplain, the path lined with skulls of both human and xenos form. Inside the shelter made of animal hide you are immediately choked by incense and lulling throat-songs of chapter serfs. Before you squats your company's chaplain, before your chaplain is a half finished meal of a roasted tyranid bioform, and a half completed coloring book. Your chaplain does not wear resplendent white plating, but instead a somber black, all but the bone-white and over-sized ork skull that makes up his grim helm distinguishes him from the thick shadows of the confines_ "Wot iz it!?" _Bellowed Chaplain Ugg, gesturing around the yurt to silence the throat singers_ "You got here too fast, I didn'even finish muh bekfast. Or muh oratoree." _He slurred, gesturing at his unfinished coloring books_ "Always too fast. You're not a ork, you are a Man. Take time, be happy." _He finished with a grunt before returning to his crisped hormagaunt meal, the wisdom of Ugg's words, like the pungent scent of his yurt, were both heavy from wisdom and steeped in bitter substance of experience._
1:22 we are in what ?!
_"Five Hundred, Meltas."_
-Soritias Cannoness, discussing an armaments request to a Forge-World Magos.
White Scars just casually reminding the xenos that they are usually restricted by points available not access to weaponry
This, with the music, is how many Salamanders experience the 41st millennium
Literal bullying by an eradicator squad
Crispy body pillow at 2:00
That's one spicy bug BBQ!
"Some Tanna, Brother Captain?"
"...What?"
"Apologies Brother Captain, wrong person."
This is what I wanted from my Eradicators box
The "clearly you don't own an air fryer" chapter.
Not making them Salamanders is a crime.
JURGEN, GET THE MELTA!
"Griddy x Nutcracker Reprod" is the name of the song if anyone's wondering
When you want to relive deathwing but there isn't compatibility:
it's almost criminal how they are melting everything so far with those Meltas
Box? Box? Lunch? Lunch!
WHITE SCARS MENTIONED RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH I LOVE JAGHATAI KHAN (honored be his name) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Love from your Salamander brothers 🤝
IM FAST AS FUK BOIII 🏃
**The Hu Intensifies**
Average Salamander shenanigans
Overmind: "Tyranid swarms! Take out thos 3 Melta's!"
Tyranids: "Please lord, please send us to fight the Necrons!"
🙏 Emperor protect the melta from nerfs 🙏
It has been "nerfed".
They fixed the overheal bug and Hive Tyrants are 20% more resilient to Melta.
On the other hand every other enemies defense is nerfed so your melta are EXTRA crispy
@@quangnguyentrung647Only chaos marines got a 10% HP nerf.
Nothing happened to make the nids take more damage. Not that 10% less HP would change how many melta shots it takes to kill anyways.
1:38 brother, you hide behind your fellow space marine? When you have the ability to overheal?
How could you?
Fire is super effective against bug types.
Had a lucky squad join on reckless with this combo the other day. Walked through it demolishing everything. Good times
We're in the thick of it now brothers!
>>Little Einsteins starts playing.
I love the smell of a Tyraind fondue in the morning.
Crunchy and melty just right.
2:15 Greetings brothers, I am NOT Alpharius!
2:15 You can't have one without the Alpharius......allegedly ❤
Imagine 3 heavies lvl +25 with double meltas at top, firewall.
Only 10 seconds in and I'm already enjoying the 3 voicelines and the Ogryn appearance.
Iron Hands love a melta or grav weapon of some description, or a combi-weapon... 🤔🤔
I haven't played space marine 2 yet, but in the first one I had a moto:
"When in doubt, scorch it's face with a meltagun."
White Scars melta! Lets gooo!
2:15 When you're supposed to be in the 9th Company Melta Squad of the White Scars, but you're Alpharius
man so remeber cain personal steward rocks a melta, no fucking wonder
When a Munitorum shipment gets mixed up so a White Scars Squad gets the Astartes Grade Meltaguns and the Salamanders Squad gets the Jetbikes
2:15 I am alpharius
You idiots, we're all Alpharius! 🎉
When they blew that warrior in half just leaving the legs standing... *chef's kiss
Brothers enjoy the vid for this is the last time we can cheese the meltas
Yup they just nerfed them by 20% for no reason.
@@rocknessmonster2540 bro watched the video and then said 'for no reason'.
@rocknessmonster2540 they got rid of the infinite healing cheese you could do with em
Didn't know about the damage nerf melta needed a buff against mediums for me
@@connorparfrey9191 Its only against the Hive Tyrant, bro is spreading misinformation
Of course nerft what i was having fun cuzz we make it look easy 😂😂
This made me laugh way harder than it should have... the music fit so well... lol
0:20 Ever seen Toy Story 2? Spoiler alert!
3:18 Kid named Will: ☠️
Melta is the only viable gun in this game
Melta and Las Fusil. But yes you are absolutely correct
@@requiemagent3014 its sad. Sm1 had better weapons and more selection. You even moved faster.
@@lv1543Combat is much better tho. Especially since they added one armor of a perfect parry from minoris enemies. This game rewards a super aggressive play style. Which I always prefer.
Couple of days ago I caught an entire wave coming from the right at the last part of that 1st mission with just Multi, they literally land at the same position, guess ill keep blasting till they're done. So beautiful.
shoulda ran Salamanders >XD
"Tyranids sir."
"Are they on fire?"
"They could be more on fire."
*Brother I am pinned here*
"Well first of all, through melta are things are possible, so jot that down."
Literally only two guns in the game are balanced right now. Melta and Las Fusil. Saber needs to bring everything else more in line. Its just not ok only two weapons function as intended
more like everything sucks ass until you bother to grind it to at least purple
Spoken like a true nobody. I have 170 hours in this game. Four classes at max. Literally max everything. Eleven weapons at relic tier.
No, everything underperforms in a big way compared to Melta weapons and the Las Fusil.
Melee needs a MASSIVE buff because it is not viable right now. Every weapon needs a buff because they are not viable.
Current meta is Tactical with Melta, Sniper with Las Fusil and Heavy with multi melta. The patch today has not changed that in the slightest. Bulwark and Assault are basically unusable
@@requiemagent3014 sounds like a skill issue tbh.
@@11jerans Not going over this. This is like the number 1 cope of you people. Yes you can finish solo ruthless with Assault and Bulwark. It's just absolutely pointless because those classes underperform big time.
Tactical can literally one shot a Majoris with a melta. Sniper can do the same thing with Las Fusil. Heavy is just good because of his ammo perk but multi melta is nice to have.
If your class cannot drop a Majoris immediately it is not viable. There is no point playing Bulwark and slowly chipping away at enemies while your teammates make fun of you. End of discussion
I've noticed bolters underwhelming performance almost immediately. They go through mags really quickly with little accuracy, and even if you shoot in bursts for more accuracy, it's not enough damage to kill anything beefier than a gaunt. Using any bolters feels like a reload simulator and I hate it.
The other sniper takes like 8 shots to put a warrior nid in vulnerable state. It's ridiculous. The game is way too melee focused. And few weapons feel like actual weapons.
I fully agree w/u.
The melta is one of the coolest weapons in science fiction. This video is glorious. The Emperor is pleased
I Am Alpharius
Nice touch with The Ogryn. I'd love to see a Bonehead squashing Bugs alongside a Spacemarine with these Graphics!😍 Ripper Guns would look AMAZING!!
"So upon setting everything on fire, the problems began solving themselves" 😊
Hive mind be thinking: "You can always trust Okoii to find the most OP cheesy delicious fun. I mean you remember 4 ogryns, laughed out a lictor on that one. But the best was the 4 halfling barbarians, what I wouldn't give for some of their barbecue."
Employing our tactics? Those of the Salamanders praise its flawless implementation, we gladly call you brothers.
Tyranids trying to exist as a relentless invasion force.
Meanwhile...three speedy bois with varying levels of pressurized pyrum-petrol fuel mix.
This is not how I imagined Melta weapons to operate.