Exploring the SCP Foundation: Ambrose Restaurants

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  • @StevetheWizard2591
    @StevetheWizard2591 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I'm reminded of a quote:
    "The existence of 'manmade horrors beyond my comprehension' implies the existence of 'supernatural delights within my understanding', so yes, I will be walking through that portal."

  • @Hugh_Amungus
    @Hugh_Amungus ปีที่แล้ว +635

    Ambrose Restaurants - Where Bone Apple Tea might just be an actual menu item

    • @Fulgrim2
      @Fulgrim2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That sounds oddly tasty.

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Extra emphasis on "might".

    • @arran4285
      @arran4285 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@michaelandreipalon359 Because "Bone apples" might exist somehow

    • @Piledriver2006
      @Piledriver2006 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ​@@arran4285oh boy, that may ring more truthful than you realize. There is a Bone Orchard, after all

    • @Atanti-Peneu
      @Atanti-Peneu ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what is that meal gonna look like? 💀

  • @Sky-._
    @Sky-._ ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I loved the "not a vampire" reveal. The whole time I was wondering how a vampire could run luxury human restaurants when he cant eat food, and the realization that he was just a regular guy downing gallons of blood was great

    • @oberonpanopticon
      @oberonpanopticon ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well, not necessarily a “regular guy”. Just not a vampire.

    • @Nameless-ln5mr
      @Nameless-ln5mr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Okay, he’s not undead, he’s just extremely weird.

    • @mango_raider4116
      @mango_raider4116 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​​@@Nameless-ln5mrhe's most likely one of those extra planar blood gods mentioned, or related in some way. I mean, how else is he making deals with them to consecrate a f*cking hotel?
      He reminds me of Gaunter O' Dimm from The Witcher.

    • @SamNo27
      @SamNo27 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@mango_raider4116like thats why he wouldnt reveal what god it was. It might be consecreated to himself.

  • @theoneguyoverthere
    @theoneguyoverthere ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Somehow, the fact that “no humans were killed” to make the blood wine from Alagadda only makes me more worried, not less.

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      They may not have been killed, per se, but nobody said they weren’t “milked”, so to speak.

    • @superiorrule34
      @superiorrule34 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scionofdorn9101they are paid.

    • @redlady120
      @redlady120 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Interesting theory

    • @jimflores9098
      @jimflores9098 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      especially since in the SCP universe death is one of the better things that can happen to you in anomalous locations

    • @thebigdawgj
      @thebigdawgj ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not that I actually believe Alagadda would be this lenient, but I imagine, like...in a parallel universe, there's a version of them who do "milk" the humans for blood but no worse than someone donating blood for other humans would and they just have a massive amount of willing volunteers.

  • @khango6138
    @khango6138 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    I love how some dishes, like the golden apple crumble, aren't even anomalous, they're just so good there's no need to upgrade them.

  • @archerexiv3740
    @archerexiv3740 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    I love how Ambrose was able to horrify a vampire from not knowing what he was, and it almost humanizes the vampire. My two cents though? Ambrose is probably a thaumaturgist or some kind of reality bender, rather than an actual bloodsucker.

    • @Dante_xy7
      @Dante_xy7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No one knows what he actually looks like however.

    • @archerexiv3740
      @archerexiv3740 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Dante_xy7 I'm imagining Marco Pierre White though.

    • @Dante_xy7
      @Dante_xy7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@archerexiv3740 ok.

    • @kianrackley2967
      @kianrackley2967 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      My thought is that it’s part of his deal with the consecrated ground dedicated to gods of blood. He has the privileges of hemovores as he provides them with service and nourishment

    • @archerexiv3740
      @archerexiv3740 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kianrackley2967 Yeah that makes sense. Is it Yaldabaoth?

  • @awandererfromys1680
    @awandererfromys1680 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    I love these quirky tongue-in-cheek SCPs. Instead of grand and spectacular, reality threatening scenario's, you get the everyday life stuff. Like a vampire who just pines for a nice view. Anomalous restaurants and hotels, anomalous tailors, cleaners, dentists etc. I mean even an eldritch abomination needs a yearly check-up and a reminder to floss.

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Zlyxon They give the BEST hugs.

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Spice of Life SCP!!!

    • @jakubkolacek6813
      @jakubkolacek6813 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@ZlyxonRead monster hunter international. In book 5 or something there is friendly shogoth mr. Trash bags , who protects wife and child of the protagonist. He calls them cuddle bunny (wife) and cuddle bunnys cuddle bunny (the child). It's great character and my personal favourite.

    • @xyro3633
      @xyro3633 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which SCP is that eldritch dental abomination?

    • @joshuafoster3842
      @joshuafoster3842 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do love the slice of life aspects😊

  • @Scowleasy
    @Scowleasy ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Sebastian LaCroix is a prominent vampire in the game Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. He’s the prince of the vampires in Santa Monica, California.

    • @redlady120
      @redlady120 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I knew that name sounded familiar. Thank you!

    • @panasclepias2937
      @panasclepias2937 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is he the guy that owns the LaCroix seltzer company?

    • @Wired_User
      @Wired_User 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not a Prince when I’m around. Can’t stand the Camarilla. Almost as bad as the Sabbat.

  • @brokentuskclan1795
    @brokentuskclan1795 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    To be fair, those human guests should have been suspicious about the *sunless hotel in Transylvania*

    • @irbaker74
      @irbaker74 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I believe the hotel is only sunless in the underground portion where the vampires stay. They mentioned a couple times that there is sunlight in the upper portion.

    • @Dante_xy7
      @Dante_xy7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Vampires need to have their feasts once on while.

    • @eg_manifest510
      @eg_manifest510 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Dante_xy7 well then they better not complain when I decide munching on dusty undead aristocrats is my favourite pastime, and maybe shared by my "sentient beartrap" named Fred. I didn't fork out half my savings to be treated like an entrée, and why should the vamps get magical blood protection while I'm getting chased through a labyrinth by a demon wolf with wall hacks? Zero Stars, the food ain't worth it, weren't even selling me the magic stuff. For shame

  • @Parzivle
    @Parzivle ปีที่แล้ว +137

    You can just tell the person who wrote this has a hardback copy of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy anthology and I love it

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Mmmm..demon pork. Ambrose Restaurants really gives a whole new meaning to _Hell's Kitchen_

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hell's Kitchen looks like a tiny level compare to Ambrose 😅

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shall I tell a certain green armored demigod slumbering in a sarcophagus?

    • @ValleyMansonOfficial
      @ValleyMansonOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤤Gibs me dat demon pork 😈

    • @Mazaroth
      @Mazaroth ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "IT'S FUCKING RAW!"

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@MazarothWell, better try to prevent Civvie 11's wardens from doing things to him, hehe.

  • @VallornDeathblade
    @VallornDeathblade ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "for all the damn vampires, by Sebastian LaCroix" Damnit you cannot spring things on us like that, I sputtered out a laugh that almost took my drink with it.

    • @pyrus2814
      @pyrus2814 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      VMTB is now SCP canon

    • @notanaveragedoktah8390
      @notanaveragedoktah8390 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If VTM:B can connect with SCP, I wonder if Hellsing exists too. Can't wait for Alucard in the next Vampire game as a reference or even a boss.

  • @DarlingScotty
    @DarlingScotty ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Basically everything up until the vampire hotel had me going "I would absolutely spend that much money to experience one of these dinners." It's almost reasonable compared to mundane overpriced restaurant experiences!
    Because I would *absolutely* squeal in delight when a tiny dragon is brought to my table!

  • @justinsmith5870
    @justinsmith5870 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Chazz is possibly the worst of nightmare creatures, a foodie. Him having sarkic or equivalent abilities related to eating would seem appropriate.

  • @modernhaze3
    @modernhaze3 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    Yay SCP Day

    • @FeBertonica
      @FeBertonica ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed… but TheVolgun… Untouchable. Almost wish I didn’t discover him for another few years so I could binge another *redacted* hours without having to go elsewhere for much less appealing stuff

    • @FeBertonica
      @FeBertonica ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not discrediting this guy or the others, but ALL DAY, TheVolgun.

    • @principleshipcoleoid8095
      @principleshipcoleoid8095 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok
      Yay

    • @MelancholicFools
      @MelancholicFools ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hap pay hap pay day

    • @warmfr0gg66
      @warmfr0gg66 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FeBertonicathen leave instead of leaving rude comments

  • @Draedoon
    @Draedoon ปีที่แล้ว +227

    As a non-patron donor, this looks delicious

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh, same.

    • @bmack5265
      @bmack5265 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same. I'm also listening to this right before lunch, which is not doing me any favors. 🤤

    • @MelodyofDarkness0001
      @MelodyofDarkness0001 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But what if I told you that there was Food Wars logic?

  • @milic5749
    @milic5749 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I choose to believe Pearl loved all those anomalously delicious foods Ambrose fed her so much that she was happy to sacrifice herself to give restaurant patrons that experience.

    • @Dante_xy7
      @Dante_xy7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pearl was The vampire Who arrived there in The story? Just wondering.

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Brings to mind the restaurant at the end of the universe lol.

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @girlandfnaf Pearl is the pig at the very end of the story.

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon ปีที่แล้ว +14

      While it did say “one time dining experience”, I’d like to think that Ambrose Restaurants figured out a way to keep her alive & happy & well-fed for future events.

    • @Dante_xy7
      @Dante_xy7 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UGNAvalon alright, thanks for letting to know, :)

  • @xXTime2BurnXx
    @xXTime2BurnXx ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Together, the meal will set you back 700 pounds, or 850 if you include wine."
    You know you're saturated with SCP articles when you assume that the anomalous food will cause your body to burn 700-850 lbs, not cost you that much in British pounds...

    • @Godyeater
      @Godyeater 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s probably both.

  • @purplejack2020
    @purplejack2020 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Gotta love going to sleep in a tent, the fire crackling nearby, and just enough signal to fall asleep to a brand new Exploring Series video 😌

    • @lucienthurston366
      @lucienthurston366 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yes, good, fall asleep... That's what they want, for you to be asleep and helpless... Did you hear that? Just outside of the light from the fire...

    • @Zaohaga
      @Zaohaga ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Shhh..... don't wake them up.

    • @TheCrazyCapMaster
      @TheCrazyCapMaster ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *I’ve arrived.*

    • @CodeguruX
      @CodeguruX ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah... I'll take a nice air conditioned rest at home with real internet speeds. Tents are for the apocalypse.

    • @Heizenberg32
      @Heizenberg32 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@CodeguruXMaybe op knows something we don't

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Perfect timing for my midnight snack of diet ghost and demon pringles.

  • @Necrotaku999
    @Necrotaku999 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    22:00 i cant imagine a more elegant solution to rowdy vampires that making dark gods smite whoever kills a vampire in the hotel

  • @ronan8517
    @ronan8517 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    15:00 this immediately caught my attention
    Sebastian LaCroix is a prominent character in the game Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines.
    there isn't much in his review on the resturaunt that i immediatley notice connects to the game, but i did notice the line "We are notorious for our squabbling" which greatly describes the relationships between Vampires and Other Vampires in the game's story. they've all got some kind of major beef with each other, every single one.

  • @HKaty
    @HKaty ปีที่แล้ว +20

    And that one tale where Chaz's just becoming insane, has a liking to cannibalism and he even ate Marius. It disturbs me honestly
    I think it was mentioned in the tale that the event happened before Ambrose Transylvania was opened

  • @michaelandreipalon359
    @michaelandreipalon359 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Figured they're virtually non-hostile, but I must say, SCP-4814 is quite disheartening. Same with poor Pearl, but then, such are good pork.

  • @SappyIsHere
    @SappyIsHere ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That section about the trees turned dark quick 💀💀

  • @Orosukimasu
    @Orosukimasu ปีที่แล้ว +73

    There's actually a lot of real world blood recipes that the writer for ambrose could have included like pigs blood tofu stew or Italian blood pasta. Hell even braised cows liver or placenta is a good item for the list.

    • @dfromhell13
      @dfromhell13 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They did mention that the menu rotates out and is basically just a bunch of specials so I like to think that they do have those recipes on hand

    • @whiskeyhound
      @whiskeyhound ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Except their whole thing is exclusive meals that nobody else serves, no point making a hotel for vampires if they're just serving something that the vampires could find elsewhere with less trouble.

    • @jackrylebonclaw7270
      @jackrylebonclaw7270 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@whiskeyhound It's shown in the story that LaCroix relishes experiences from when he was alive, so why not include some normal foods that are palatable to haemavores on the menu, for those who want them as a reminder of the 'better days'? Who said they can only eat special vampire food? Yes, if they just fancied Italian blood pasta one night they wouldn't bother going all the way to the Transylvania venue for it, but they don't go there for a quick snack, they go for the whole experience. The food is an add-on, so to speak. Like, you don't go to a club for the bar snacks, but you might have some while you're there. So it makes sense they'd offer as wide a variety as possible since the actual nutritious options for a vampire are, as stated, quite limited.

    • @whiskeyhound
      @whiskeyhound ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackrylebonclaw7270 Why include normal blood recipes instead of doing the substitute blood for eggs trick to make a wider range of food that they would've eaten prior to becoming vampires, since I doubt that many of them ate food with blood in it at all, and I don't believe that anyone would've eaten it regularly.
      Plus the whole appeal of this hotel as far as food goes is providing access to exotic bloods that the vampires couldn't ever get access to normally, such as faerie or elagardian blood.

    • @jackrylebonclaw7270
      @jackrylebonclaw7270 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whiskeyhound why do you assume that it has to be one or the other? Why can't they serve ALL these things? I'm just supporting the OP's idea of additional recipes that use blood, not replacing anything.
      But to address some of your points; it's clearly stated that eating regular food isn't a pleasant experience for a vampire. Thus they couldn't eat the exact human foods for nostalgia's sake, it would have to be 'close enough'. Which would be fine as you don't have to be in an exact replica of a situation to experience nostalgia. That's something you either comprehend or don't, I guess.
      And you just undermined your own argument in one sentence when you said "as far as the food goes"; because, AS I STATED, vampires aren't likely to go there just for the food alone. Do you pick a holiday destination primarily because of the food? I certainly don't. It may be a factor, but so are all the other relevant elements like location, cost, comfort, atmosphere...

  • @nickl1531
    @nickl1531 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a chef. That 5 senses pasta would be something i would do anything to get my hands on.

  • @dianauwu1312
    @dianauwu1312 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I'm a culinary student, I love food and I love the SCP universe. I would *love* to work in an anomalous restaurant.

    • @CaKoMi
      @CaKoMi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would too if it didn’t mean I might also become part of the menu 👀

    • @ryn3872
      @ryn3872 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s an experience to die for

    • @fossilmasterleviathan6977
      @fossilmasterleviathan6977 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exact same lmao... Just means we'll have to open our own anomalous restaurants! Anyone got a number for MC&D?

  • @ReyaitheShadowWolf
    @ReyaitheShadowWolf ปีที่แล้ว +19

    All this video did was make me hungry.
    Also, I love the idea that no one really knows WHAT Ambrose is. It leaves us with more questions than answers.

    • @jbear3478
      @jbear3478 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know, I got up at 4 am to make a bacon sandwich lmao

  • @RainFire1313
    @RainFire1313 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I was like “huh, these guys aren’t so bad!” Even with the vampire stuff. And then they ate the piggy 😭

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s what pigs are for…just like people.

    • @Penumbra_Guard
      @Penumbra_Guard ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope the Foundation can swoop in and save Pearl 😭

  • @gc6096
    @gc6096 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Finally some good Fing Food.

  • @Elfofthedungeon
    @Elfofthedungeon ปีที่แล้ว +13

    FINALLY! BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO COVER MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT CHAIN! WOOO!

  • @quicksilvertongue3248
    @quicksilvertongue3248 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "An entire race of people defined by the need to eat"... the stupidity of that line is brilliant if it was deliberate, and mortifying if accidental.

  • @o-manthehuman7867
    @o-manthehuman7867 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:53 that may have been the first ever, however slight, character break ive ever heard from this channel-- a very slight chuckle. Damn this channel is good

    • @aaron-justinanderson
      @aaron-justinanderson ปีที่แล้ว

      Mate i dont even hear it , i think yoh confusing the moment he inhales for a chuckle , he is that good he didnt even break character

  • @Eldagusto
    @Eldagusto ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is a fantastic group, much better than arguably most of the major groups in my opinion!

  • @colinwhelan2099
    @colinwhelan2099 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I do plan on putting all of these in a DnD multiverse cantina

  • @FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN
    @FUNKY_BUTTLOVIN ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Another great SCP that I'd never heard before.

  • @beanster-or7uj
    @beanster-or7uj ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every GOI you upload gets us one video closer to Gamers Against Weed

  • @AnimeShinigami13
    @AnimeShinigami13 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    That pesto dish sounds fantastic! I imagine this is the sort of place that Foundation agents might go to for a romantic date. X3 I grow and make my own pesto every year.
    Edit: Something tells me members of both Wilson's and Ambrose's are going to need earplugs in the immediate future.

    • @Fulgrim2
      @Fulgrim2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That last bit hit hard.

  • @Cragmortis
    @Cragmortis ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine staying at a restort and getting chased by vampires all night. You go home feeling drained and tired. Not remembering anything while the vampires are all "That was the best vacation ever!"

  • @nigou2706
    @nigou2706 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You make blood sounds concerningly tasty

    • @kaboomluong9373
      @kaboomluong9373 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      try it, you might like it
      -Not a vampire

  • @crishatesyou2599
    @crishatesyou2599 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    thank goodness, looks like I'll be sleeping well tonight

  • @qinop
    @qinop ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm going into this expecting Pearl Jam

  • @jacoblaitila7941
    @jacoblaitila7941 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thank you so much for everything you do Mr. Exploring series. Amazing content as always

  • @CaKoMi
    @CaKoMi ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love that this SCP is fun and cheeky, but also a commentary on fine dining and the exploitative practices of restauranteurs and the hospitality industry. Also Gamers Agains Weed once again prove themselves my favorite GOI lol

  • @beansfebreeze
    @beansfebreeze ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Honestly matzo ball soup is already anomalously good on its own

  • @jakemoyers
    @jakemoyers ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hour long The Exploring Series SCP videos make my life so much more enjoyable. Thank you brother, and since I'm a chef this one hit home!

  • @batman4ever666
    @batman4ever666 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Damnit, now im cant wait to come back home to listen to this! Still 3 hours left to my shift!

  • @benjaminotalora363
    @benjaminotalora363 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Always liked this niche of the SCP lol Been working kitchens for nearly 10 years now and I can tell ya'll a lot of restaurant owners are just like Ambrose

  • @MisterDTwenty
    @MisterDTwenty ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!.
    "I tasted mustard."
    Yeah... DIJON mustard!

  • @PzGsephy
    @PzGsephy ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Not gunna lie, it urks me hearing the literal Camarilla, Prince of LA calling himself a 'Vampire' and not 'Kindred'. lmao.

  • @swaginton1180
    @swaginton1180 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    you know I had the slightest bit of hope the pig would have become a mascot and scraps disposal for the restaurant. the slightest, tiniest hope. but I feel we all knew the outcome of the tale the moment we heard the phrase "pig up for adoption"."

    • @CaKoMi
      @CaKoMi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tbh it would’ve been a way smarter move for the restaurant to have kept Pearl for waste disposal. They prob spend a fortune on anomalous trash pickup

  • @Morberis
    @Morberis ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I agree, this does add alot of flavour. The correct flavour for ne too

  • @dillasoul2228
    @dillasoul2228 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The only place where you can mistakenly order Boned Apa Tits and end up with a plate of exactly that

  • @WolfBoy-om6dw
    @WolfBoy-om6dw ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the vampire hotel I'm absolutely stealing that for my Beast The Primordial campaign

    • @Dante_xy7
      @Dante_xy7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whats The number of it?

    • @WolfBoy-om6dw
      @WolfBoy-om6dw ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dante_xy7 It starts here 15:14

    • @Dante_xy7
      @Dante_xy7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WolfBoy-om6dw thanks

    • @WolfBoy-om6dw
      @WolfBoy-om6dw ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dante_xy7 Your welcome

  • @gremlin2550
    @gremlin2550 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The author must have had a blast writing this, usually I multi-task while listening but had to stop just to take it all in.

  • @TheBigAEC
    @TheBigAEC ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Rape is bad, but having your guests hunted and devoured by your _actual_ guests and eating your employees is a-OK.
    - Chaz Ambrose

    • @patrickmccurry1563
      @patrickmccurry1563 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or he just finds dendrophilia or breeding with food icky. It probably isn't the issue of sexual assault of probably non-intelligent organisms.

    • @TheBigAEC
      @TheBigAEC ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@patrickmccurry1563 from how he was talking about how they've been through enough, not soley about the quality of the ingredients, tells me the rape was a factor.

    • @Smellbringer
      @Smellbringer ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Okay, but the review did say that amnestics are applied after the hunt. Meaning that there's still a person left alive and non-vampiric to amnesticize. Not great but it could be worse, they could just be outright dead.
      How do they lose that much blood and remain alive? Anomalous Orange Juice.

    • @TheBigAEC
      @TheBigAEC ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Smellbringer they're probably talking about the others that weren't hunted. The sounds the human guests must hear from their room must be horrific.

    • @TheBigAEC
      @TheBigAEC ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lavender_Jibanyan that doesn't mean live feeding is necessary.

  • @lucienthurston366
    @lucienthurston366 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Head Chef: Dean Ambrose. Then he changed his name and started bleeding on every dish.

  • @Yuri_Burger
    @Yuri_Burger ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its so relaxing to just see him list out menu items as if he was one of the waiters

  • @sammytheman7327
    @sammytheman7327 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks!

  • @jerzyzajdel5939
    @jerzyzajdel5939 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This got me way back to the times I played Vampire: The Masquerade RPG as a teenager. Thank you.
    ...also I have a lot of comments to add later, when I get to it.

  • @kalciumsthename
    @kalciumsthename ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THAT POOR PIG

  • @HaHaBIah
    @HaHaBIah ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Meanwhile I'm thinking that most of these meals might actually be like an everyday dish someplace else where sources are more common. And that it's only a luxury here.

    • @Dante_xy7
      @Dante_xy7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like garlic bread, 3464.

    • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
      @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what happened with lobster, it used to be a peasant's dish but became a delicacy over time.

  • @Lenape_Lady
    @Lenape_Lady ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This reminds me of “The Song Of Susannah” book from Steven King’s “The Dark Tower Series”. The restaurant….if you know what I mean.

  • @Dooseindonuts
    @Dooseindonuts ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Upon hearing that Pearl was butchered I was immediately horrified and my day has been immeasurably ruined.

  • @1984Bergeron
    @1984Bergeron ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You find the best SCPs! Your curation has kept me interested in SCP for years now.

  • @seanmorgan2356
    @seanmorgan2356 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Restaurant Review with The Vampire! I loved that bit!

  • @ocean1641
    @ocean1641 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The whole vampire section is by far thr best in the entire video (not that the others are bad, its just the best) it goes into such depth on vampire culture and its super cool

  • @justinsmith5870
    @justinsmith5870 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Would be interested to see a crossover with "are we cool yet". Anomalous Gastronomy. Although would probably presented as those crazy food deconstruction machines.

  • @markeemclemore2478
    @markeemclemore2478 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely my favorite episode by far

  • @morpheus_uat
    @morpheus_uat ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ah yes, the nightvale restaurant, i bet the writers are fan of the series

    • @dylangergutierrez
      @dylangergutierrez ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you mean Gino's, Tourniquet, or the Moonlite All-Nite Diner?

    • @morpheus_uat
      @morpheus_uat ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dylangergutierrez mmmh, idk, the Moonlite All-Nite Diner struck like a low lever diner, like a cheap eatery or something alike

  • @absolutezero3060
    @absolutezero3060 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This channel is the best for SCP content.

  • @dyinginfashion2558
    @dyinginfashion2558 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This feels a lot like a welcome to nightvale skit

  • @DanielSan1776
    @DanielSan1776 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *OH BOY! IT’S 3AM!!*

  • @sebastianguzowski6935
    @sebastianguzowski6935 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    man I totally forgot about scp mondays, was about to have a really bad monday morning and this pops up, jackpot

  • @khartog01
    @khartog01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some of these sound good.

  • @Veelofar
    @Veelofar ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh, hey! I ran a Pathfinder game where the players were Ingredient Hunters for Amrose. It was quite fun!

  • @Armen605
    @Armen605 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man, I loved the Ambrose Transylvania bit due to one particular reason - it was so blatantly referencing Vampire: The Masquerade that I couldn't help but grin every time they brought something from that world I couldn't help but grin. Any chance some World of Darkness property would appear on the Exploring series?

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exploring Mage the Ascension would be lit.

  • @puffer_frog
    @puffer_frog ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Small brain organizations: use anomalies to destroy or rule the world
    medium brain organizations: use anomalies to protect the world
    big brain: use anomalies as profit
    gigachad brain: use anomalies to elevate art and culinary arts.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Been wondering if TES would cover these guys. Is he still covering 40k or is that done for now?

  • @jawaunburroughs8840
    @jawaunburroughs8840 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love you exploring I hope all is well and keep eating ya dang vegetables so u can stay around longer fam lol

  • @kenyabrunson4985
    @kenyabrunson4985 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Waldorf salad sounds delicious, and with the veggie Pasta of the Gods? Yum.
    I'm surprised Are We Cool Yet doesnt do any art work for the Soho location.

  • @danterodriguez03
    @danterodriguez03 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love that the interviewer 100% thought he was going to watch a man die, and he just went to check the cameras

  • @RuefullyUrs
    @RuefullyUrs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm listening to this while dinner is cooking and it's killing me, lol. That being said, I've never heard of these guys. Fun Group of Interest!

  • @MoeAlza
    @MoeAlza ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the SCP vids! Thank you for another great one

  • @nickwest_acoustic
    @nickwest_acoustic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After watching this wonderful video, from one of the best channels on TH-cam, I’m hungry.
    Think I’m gonna make a cumin white chicken chili in the crock pot.
    Thank you Exploring Series ❤️

    • @rvanhees89
      @rvanhees89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oooooh care to share the recipe?!?

  • @lobosalexis17
    @lobosalexis17 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg...i had forgotten about this channel ..finally SCP again

  • @benjaminnguyen554
    @benjaminnguyen554 ปีที่แล้ว

    26:10 that circular staircase is soo cool

  • @lowwastehighmelanin
    @lowwastehighmelanin ปีที่แล้ว

    My friends when I talk about SCPs: why do you like this stuff
    Me: *points at this specific video* there's even weird food. Why wouldn't I love this?

  • @johnsurprise5708
    @johnsurprise5708 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Fantastic episode 👏 👌 as always

    • @calvinlucien
      @calvinlucien ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The time travelling commenters strike again

  • @jalkor87
    @jalkor87 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video made me smile, the whole idea is so delicious.

  • @hypnotichistorian8152
    @hypnotichistorian8152 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's always a great day when The Exploring Series uploads

  • @jacksondesorcy1851
    @jacksondesorcy1851 ปีที่แล้ว

    That pig thing was such a Curb You Enthusiasm credits theme moment!

  • @ClarionMumbler
    @ClarionMumbler ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm thinking of the cafe at the end of Spaceballs when the frog jumps out

  • @tassapaumavijani2240
    @tassapaumavijani2240 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    SCP meets Toriko!

  • @Xavierspanic
    @Xavierspanic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh mannnn I love the Amberose Restaurant, theres a story hub on the wiki that dealt with the circuis of disquieting and the characters ended up at a Amberose restaurant thats how i ended up introduced anyways, surprised it isnt mentioned more in lore

  • @aliendeathpunch7044
    @aliendeathpunch7044 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank god I ate before watching this. All the of Ambrose Restaurants menus sounds delicious.

  • @Blorckits
    @Blorckits ปีที่แล้ว

    The pig meal was a hilarious twist lol

  • @b9brutality
    @b9brutality ปีที่แล้ว

    Just wow... that was incredible!

  • @chengzhou8711
    @chengzhou8711 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a worker in a restaurant this video is hilarious