making the world burn through compulsive lying - impressions
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- making the world burn through compulsive lying - impressions
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ABOUT: IMPRESSIONS
Become a news pundit for the popular news stream show, STREAM 47A. You and two others, Clark and Patricia, are tasked with commenting on the latest news story that's shaken the entire planet to its core. Aliens exist, and thus we are not the only intelligent life in the universe. One thinks this marks a new age for humanity, and the other believes this is the beginning of the end. But how do you take this revelation? Are you happy? Scared? Something in between? The whole world is watching you and hanging on to every word you say. The people's perception of the newly discovered aliens will be shaped by your opinions. Not only that, but the aliens themselves will almost certainly hear what you have to say. What kind of first impression do you want to leave?
Impressions is a game about thoughts placed within the context of a science fiction short story. The game is split into four days, with each day starting by having you review the news of the day. Use this and some thoughts from people on social media to construct your own opinion on the discovery of aliens. When you're ready, the show will begin and you can broadcast your thoughts to the entire world. What you say will affect the story and world around you. Sometimes those consequences are felt immediately, and other times you don’t see the end result of your decision till much later. Think carefully but quickly. STREAM 47A won't wait around for you, so if you wait too long to answer the game will make a decision for you.
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Just teaching the aliens to stay off our lawn.
xd
Haha
What's 👆
Good one gray
i mean you did say that aliens should never crash land on the trailer park of the universe
Todd: So, what’s the forecast looking like today, Gray?
Gray: *D E A T H*
They’re usually dead half way though the sentence
not to mention sadness and full liquor bars!
Todd: well If i am going to die I’m taking Gray WITH ME
Gray: not if I take you out first with a NUKE I don’t care if I take out the rest of the population with The nuke
You meant charl salomi
It is raining *F I R E*
The aliens are probably like *"we don't need to waste time trying to destroy and enslave humanity, Gray's here!"*
KitKat InkySplat nah they’d be more like “woقلجk npaiثثaj e foؤcn福 iejｻｴow fk寿 dkoﾎsme fjظعhsjoe idثثs lmmثثdocoؤicicuﾊusheje op”
Green boi lmao
Aww thank god i get a break
@@greenblob2105 i dont think aliens would speak ANY earth language
Yeah cause the humans have that started
The fact that Grey has just stopped capitalizing his videos really shows that Florida man has really taken a toll on his health.
Did i miss something what happend to florida man
i hope gray notices this comment because an insane gray is the gray we dont need we need pure florida man insanity not normal insanity.
Here I thought it was because Gray and Florida man stayed out too late drinking
Charlotte Ginger but...Gray IS florida man
News Anchor: How's the forecast for Florida looking tomorrow, Gray?
Gray: Bud Light and Nudity
beasttamer and full liquor bars
Every American's dream
Nude bud light. The best kind of nude. 😂
Me: Mom, why wasn’t my name Charles Salami?
Mom: ......
The name you really want is Richard H. Salami.
Charles Salami's got a cousin from New Jersey. He's called Tony Lasagna.
Now THAT was clever!
@@KiroChisa Ever heard of Vito Manicott? It's Charles Salami's Italian uncle. Or what about his stepbrother Sammy Clam Chowder from Boston?
The Rover He also has an uncle in Chicago named, Pete Pizza.
i love how whatever button he first presses, he always says dammit afterwards
yup thats the florida man word of the year for ya!
That might be his favourite word
More dammit godammit
More button clicking dammit!
Damnit
"how would you react if aliens were real?"
Me: where's the "interspecies erotica" option?
6:36
"Glowy-eyed Minecraft Steve"
That's Herobrine, Gray
Stick Breightley Herobrine’s eyes don’t glow. They are merely blank.
I knew I wasn't the only one who saw that!
Don't be silly, Herobrine was removed in the last patch
TobiasStauhf that’s just what they want you to think
@@mayonnaise2396 depends on the depiction, some show them glowing others don't
Alright, so we’re checking out the only TH-camr who can make laugh so hard I cry from just the intro alone...
It’s GrayStillPlays.
*more funny intros, dammit!*
No matter who he is killing or making miserable, it's hilarious.
everyone in the games Gray plays: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?
Gray: death
Florida man*
Why do the characters faces look like outlets 🔌
🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌🔌
Omigod your right lol
I think the real question here is, why do your outlets look like faces? Because they don't look like that elsewhere on the planet...
Actually cats are the cats of the universe
Insta Game if the world was flat cats would just knock stuff if of it
Woah. That’s deep.
Actually catgirls are the cats of the universe.
xxXXRAPXXxx oh no
"what do you think is going to the minds of our leaders"
Me: the aliens mind control probes of course.
The fact that wasn't an option feels like a missed opportunity to me
"Humans are basically the cats of the universe" is probably a new favorite quote of mine...
Me: i wonder what the weather is gonna be like today
Gray: D E A T H
Me: hmmm interesting
Yes.
girlfriend just told me that I had to choose between her and my career as a reporter.
Well, I have some breaking news for her.
oof
Love how all the videos he makes has something to do with turning the entire world into one giant dumpster fire
*he’s named spleens cuz he’ll eat yours*
Oh wait wrong vid
Lol... "Humans are basically the cats of the universe" - GrayStillPlays 2020 - Okay then... MIAU! 🙄
=^•~•^=
@MrCatStache Yeet =^סּ~סּ^=
uwu
this be like a
*federation stupid earth*
Whenever gray plays something with “news” in it, things will burn
_looks at Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, and Scott Morrison_
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
Gray: "Can we get rid of her?"
Me: I've asked that same question many times. 😈
One of my favourite parts of a Gray video is the little polls on each episode. It’s the simple things ♥️
They will never notice humans as they clear the obstacles for their new intergalactic highway.
If you're reading this, I hope you have a wonderful day watching gray!
i was about to sleep but nevermind, i need my dose of gray and death.
I was gonna eat til I saw this and I said oh crap.. Thanks Gary..had to put a hold on the good so Gray don't make me choke on it from laughing
magma it’s 10:35 on a school night. I plan to watch gray till 3
I woke up with a big cough
angelyouinloves.link/k2iTwQXYYV8k
Thuan Lai why
3:53 "Humans are basically the cats of the universe"
That's the most thoughtful philosophical idea I've ever hear
I still go by this quote from Gray " chaos is my mistress" (or sum like that, this is what I got)
Halfway through the video I noticed their faces look like electricity sockets.
Once you see you cannot unsee.
This actually should get more likes, but I dislike you for making me see talking eye sockets and for making me think of talking human eye sockets in the process.
@@CherubiJubell hehehe I am sorry, cursed myself in the process too.
"GUYS" IS BACK IN THE OPENING 😭😭😭
“Minecraft Steve with glowing eyes.”
Me: So, Herobrine?
I subscribed half an hour ago. I’m pleased I did so now.
When Gray gets a chance to reck havok, "another day at work"
*My name is Connor. I'm the Android sent by Cyberlife.*
a normal person when seeing at alien:scream
a sentient person: *leaving that don't need communicating*
I clicked bc I saw butt probes in the thumb nail😂😂😂😂😂😂
Also me : well there's probably a good explanation for this😂😂
Gray's videos are the highlight of my week and the reason I get up in the morning.
I love how everyone basically body slammed the Molotov Cocktails option in the polls section
Most people choose the last one, but in this case it's the most epic/chaotic option and everybody likes it.
You started with "Alright" this time. Now i can respect you again grey
YAY! THE INTRODUCTIONS ARE BACK! I MISSED THEM SO MUCH! THANKS YOU GRAY!
The "hide yo kids" reference got me lol
I get the impression( pun intended ) that gray had fun and enjoys destroying human civilization along with the universe.
This game reminds me of the conundrum “is scarier being alone in the universe or not being alone in this universe”
Gray, thanks for being TH-cam's gamer version of an insane asylum! :-)
Every know what would happen if aliens showed up - were either screwing or fighting them
Great, as if I wasn’t already paranoid enough about the future, now I have something else to worry about even though I don’t believe in aliens.
Alright as soon as the aliens land they are gonna run back back to their ship in terror as they see who lives in florida: Graystillplays!
"How do you sleep at night?"
S i l k S h e e t s A n d A m b i e n
Kid: *kills butterfly*
Dad: no more butter for a month!
Kid: *kills honey bee*
Dad: no more honey for a month!
Mom: *kills cockroach*
Kid: so are you going to tell her or should I?
New to the channel and your videos , I've been watching your videos for the past 3 days constantly, great work very entertaining , keep it up love it .
I’m going thru one of the worst rough patches in my life right now. That being said, you’re videos keep me laughing till tears stream down my face. Much appreciated, bro 😂😂😂
Aliens: bruh.
I’m so happy that the “Alright...” is back ❤️❤️❤️ it’s my and my man favorite thing. We watch the vids together so when Gray says it at the beginning we say it with him. So when there wasn’t one for a couple vids... broke my heart 💔
"Alright" is BACK!!!
YEAH!
Love ur Channel so much. Makes me cry tears every freaking time, keep up the exelent work!!
I love this video lol I really like watching your videos greystillplays they always make me laugh
You have become my favorite youtuber. I watch you all the time now
Gray, you're my savior from boredom.
Just in case the aliens are reading comments, I bow to our superior overlords
Alien 1: hey look at my pet human.
Alien 2: neat, what is its name.
Alien 1: its name is Brittany.
Alien 2: what a wonderful name
Alright, we should be careful when Gray is a broadcast.
Aliens: *What the hell is wrong with this hooman*
Us sub: *N o t h i n g r e a l l y*
Man how i like gray played these kind of game. With all the commentary that laugh my ass out. Well freaking play
This indie "game" is basically a glorified buzzfeed quiz 'what message would aliens leave for you after visiting?'
I wonder if there's a balanced "true" ending where they stay or keep coming back if you don't do/say nothing, don't give all positives, and don't give all negatives. It might be that having an intelligent level of wariness but also being excited and hopeful is the correct response in the alien's mind. Gray kinda just assumed there were only 3 paths. Still a game of choice making and that's pretty much it, but a lot of games he plays are. I hope they put more endings in than just those 3 but idk for sure, I've only seen this video and never played it.
"It's like the only reason the aliens came was to burn them mic drop and be like: Got 'em!"
I haven’t even watched it yet but already I know that this is gonna be the best video ever,
Hi Gray! Thanks for making my day. 👽
The aliens took one look at this, realized, "Oh crap, we're in a game Gray's gonna play, aren't we?" and decided to troll the hell out of you. Nope, they are NOT going to destroy the world, they're just gonna deliver SICK BURNS. XD (They know they couldn't cause any more trouble than you yourself, Gray. :p)
3:11 Didn't expect Napstablook to show up in this game.
Heck, he's so overwhelmed by the aliens that he's even learned how to capitalize his sentences.
What are you good at?
Charles salami: staring into your soul and fear mongering
that’s all I needed to hear you’re hired
Nobody:
Gray: I'm going to screw everyone and everything in the world.
I love your videos! Thanks for the daily laughs
Yeee "alright so were checking out the only game that" is back as an intro - it was gone for only two days, and yet i missed it lol
This was super fun to watch, dammit!
This isn't even satire, this is how the media would really react.
The aliens that are crabs must hate us
You should play ai dungeon it uses the same sorta ai as talk to transformer but you can play as a character and do whatever you want
11:48 is my new favorite Gray quote
If I had to learn about gray... I would learn that gray just loves murders and ending the world and also saying godammit
I really wish Kritical played and narrated these types of games. His commentary was something else.
I know a game where you can do literally anything it's called ai dungeon it's your kind of game
anybody feeling the vogon wine? just sit down and grab a pan galactic gargle blaster
Is everyday bro with that garrystillplays flow
GrayStillPlays* It's*
I have been waiting for a new video allllll day and it is here!!!
Love this channel man, keep it up!
you are my favorite youtuber. i try to base my humor off of you
no gray, cats are the cats of the universe
I am the cat of the universe
“Humans are basically the cats of the universe” I love it
The alien eraser will make sure no one is sad anymore
No matter what Gray does as a news anchorman, he still better and honest out of all reals ones.
Your opening is so dang satisfying to me.
"There's no way that the first thing aliens will do is just blast us away." If they know anything about this planet they will.
“Humans are basically the cats of the universe” OMFG THAT IS SO TRUE 🤣
the moment gray realized floride might sink he makes a naddy light raft with a 2 legged dog for an engine
Looks like Grian stole Mumbo’s mustache again.
how's that related
Kainen Watson middle dude looks like mumbo’s skin... minus his dapper ‘stache
Aliens are EVOLVED TROLLERS
What would happen if aliens actually did introduce themselves tomorrow? There would probably be lots of fearful people, and individuals on social media platforms calling them demons, and saying that we have to exterminate them.
Somebody’s first question: Howdy Drylanax, so I was wondering, on your home world are most people Republicans or Demoncrats?
Longer intros. *Because straight up dogging the game before you play it is the best way*
Enjoyed the video Gray!
Gray: the world is on fire
Australia: First time?