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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

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    • @Mr.Meeseeks024
      @Mr.Meeseeks024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just watched it, with a couple seconds of blurry... but Tim I did here him say “pussy hu” b4 shooting

    • @lineupcomedy
      @lineupcomedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mr.Meeseeks024 so many things cross my mind after watching. Your comment was the first. As if they only are mad because he doesn’t socialize with them.
      2nd: were they all hangry
      3rd: to much coffee
      4th: did they all take there medicine
      5th: do we need a social credit score in this country?

    • @jordanjae
      @jordanjae 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont care if youre late.. But i really look foward to seeing you.. And ben laughing at your rants. Its my fav podcast and need more content immediately. With video tho. Thanks.

    • @alexanderkvitrovn9828
      @alexanderkvitrovn9828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Magic spoon on my spoon

    • @Mr.Meeseeks024
      @Mr.Meeseeks024 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lineupcomedy yeah man I’m pretty sure the loser who killed them would have been higher on the ccp score...

  • @jaredjones8699
    @jaredjones8699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1653

    “BUT, she should’ve kept her mouth shut” this is why I’m here

    • @myquest666420
      @myquest666420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Tim and the word “but”
      He uses it masterfully.

    • @boknows7319
      @boknows7319 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@myquest666420 gioooovo van probably just pppoipppppp And up to l

    • @ianpollard4501
      @ianpollard4501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I watch that video couple days ago. It haunted my mind. Now I can smile about it. Thanks Tim

    • @smarterthanyou2255
      @smarterthanyou2255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "BUTT"

    • @ryanballantyne1811
      @ryanballantyne1811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It reminds me of a Louis C.K. bit - “Of course....buuuut...” Only, in this case, a lot darker. (Edit: “of course, but maybe”)

  • @theremingtonjames
    @theremingtonjames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    Tim keeps the video away while undergoing his transition to Health Secretary Rachel Levine

    • @juenmmonterrey7767
      @juenmmonterrey7767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      cia jesuit agents do work for their money..

    • @760Glass
      @760Glass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      How is Remington first on every singe video? This dude is on it!

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Then he accuses Biden of assault, is granted the presidency and announces that he is world emperor and your transphobic if you don't submit. Ridge and Magic Spoon moon and the bitcoin ppl are mowing our lawns.

    • @kidsister316
      @kidsister316 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Remington James :D

    • @earth355
      @earth355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your videos are great man

  • @jarth2358
    @jarth2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Only tim could make me laugh about a double murder suicide

    • @slemay2003
      @slemay2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @jubjub15
      @jubjub15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tim knows how to shoot his shots

    • @tylarhaugan7908
      @tylarhaugan7908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I belly lauged at the video

    • @jeffk1722
      @jeffk1722 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was trying to hold in the laugh so I wouldn't feel so sick, but I lost it at 17:32 to 18:50

  • @TheChuckFina
    @TheChuckFina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    That couple thought they were just doing a little 'Fake Business', but the neighbor was doing 'Real Business'.

    • @jamesyandsonsoutdooradvent9394
      @jamesyandsonsoutdooradvent9394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They thought they we're going to have a real knife fight but nope

    • @mar.c1
      @mar.c1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where's the video at?

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks, Chuck! Funniest comment so far.

    • @whodat417
      @whodat417 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mar.c1 alot of self defense Instagram channels has it

    • @connorchapman3595
      @connorchapman3595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      420th like on the comment. Both those neighbors shoulda just been smoking weed. They wouldve cooked food for eachother

  • @eskimointhisworld
    @eskimointhisworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    "...And she's still being annoying. She's shot and she's in the street and she's STILL pushing everyone's buttons!"

    • @sublimelove23
      @sublimelove23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I was dying on the inside but absolutely crying laughing while driving to get my morning fake coffee

    • @Jamesbradley001
      @Jamesbradley001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I was at the gym and almost dropped a kettlebell on my face when he said this

    • @jessejames5452
      @jessejames5452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He makes work a lot easier for me, dying laughing.

    • @philsmith3019
      @philsmith3019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@sublimelove23 fake coffee?

    • @blackvikingthrone
      @blackvikingthrone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@philsmith3019 maybe decaf??

  • @editthemadparts1913
    @editthemadparts1913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    My wife was laughing hysterically for the first few minutes because she thought it was gonna be an ad for better help.

  • @LoLOwooding
    @LoLOwooding 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I'm at the 10 min mark and am realizing that this type of content will be illegal in max 3 years.

    • @electric1522
      @electric1522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It’s why Tim is popular .... you can’t get this type of raw, real shit anywhere anymore l. People value honesty and being offended sometimes. It’s why Howard Stern worked so well before he lobotomized himself for the left. Content doesn’t always make you feel good but it’s real.

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn’t think much of it except it was funny. Why are people such pussies? 🙄

    • @LoLOwooding
      @LoLOwooding 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@couchman-sw6jy excuse me? I thought the same, I was just saying what will hapen at the rate things are going now. get a grip

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LoLOwooding I wasn't talking about you, just people in general since your statement was true

    • @LoLOwooding
      @LoLOwooding 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@couchman-sw6jy oh ok, I take it back then

  • @CurtisJBergerJr
    @CurtisJBergerJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Who else could listen to Tim all day? Fking hilarious. Only news source I trust. Also he’s very thin.

    • @poptoppup
      @poptoppup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Road trip Tim would be great and horrible all at the same time. Laughing and crying at the same time

    • @gopats5181
      @gopats5181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tim Dillon isn’t even remotely fat

    • @tonyleibold7912
      @tonyleibold7912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gaunt . Trim . Lethal

    • @CurtisJBergerJr
      @CurtisJBergerJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @James Hagan More reliable than any news sources on tv

    • @nathankiefer9323
      @nathankiefer9323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @James Hagan factually incorrect.
      news
      noun plural
      Information about recent events or happenings, especially as reported by means of newspapers, websites, radio, television, and other forms of media.

  • @heylookitsummer
    @heylookitsummer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I've been saying for years that people act shitty as if societal norms like not committing violent crimes are certainties. Be kind to your neighbors, folks, and if you can't do that just keep your mouth shut.

    • @eespino94
      @eespino94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The ppl that act crazy and so easily fly off the handle like that come from a bubble where they have never experienced true violence or tragedy. Many if not must ppl in today's society are completely oblivious to the horrors most are capable of.

    • @makavellithedon2936
      @makavellithedon2936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      paid the ultimate price, my approach is to always expect the other person is armed and dangerous and to act accordingly...it's funny though, you never have to really worry about confrontation if you just simply treat people with respect

    • @replynotificationsdisabled
      @replynotificationsdisabled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eespino94 you know absolutely nothing.

    • @drakeandjosh007
      @drakeandjosh007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@makavellithedon2936 not true at all lol some people just don’t give a fuck

    • @alexanderporto9310
      @alexanderporto9310 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True and well said but still doesn’t justify

  • @Wowwhataswing
    @Wowwhataswing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    For the record the guy walked into the garage said “Pussy huh?” then shot him.

  • @matthewcasey4795
    @matthewcasey4795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    It isn't Sunday morning without a husky gay guy screaming at me while I eat my cornflakes. This is my church.

  • @deanwhitley6365
    @deanwhitley6365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Listening to Tim Dillon Show is like listening to a real life version of the talkback radio stations on GTA. Absolute gold

    • @makavellithedon2936
      @makavellithedon2936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Tim in GTA 6 would be glorious

    • @prezmal33yearsago38
      @prezmal33yearsago38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@makavellithedon2936 petition the shit out of this. Brilliant

    • @happyevil5735
      @happyevil5735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg this Comment made me Smile so big!! Tim Dillion Show instead of Lazslo Show! Rockstar Needs to do this in GTA 6

    • @tmuthafreakingpain
      @tmuthafreakingpain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If Rockstar can give us Tim Dillon and Alex Jones radio stations in GTA 6 that would be glorious!!!

    • @CatnamedMittens
      @CatnamedMittens ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's in the same lineage as O&A

  • @mattbritzius570
    @mattbritzius570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "Pussy, huh?" It's a good line. He had two impressive lines given the circumstance.

    • @bigloudandnoisy3601
      @bigloudandnoisy3601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He really did. I mean, give this guy a shot at a Dinero or a Pesci role. He’d kill it. No pun intended

    • @TheMasterTelevision
      @TheMasterTelevision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Situationally perfect for being in a full on murderous adrenaline dump.

    • @roymarshall_
      @roymarshall_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bigloudandnoisy3601 I've been trying to but for some reason he doesn't respond to my calls

  • @mikel4526
    @mikel4526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Finally, a feel-good story in Philly.
    American hero.

    • @AmariLynn8
      @AmariLynn8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For sure

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's always sunny.

    • @haymaker710
      @haymaker710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Life in the big city.

    • @rosscampbell1173
      @rosscampbell1173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you see the video?
      You can’t unsee it.

    • @pbshakegains
      @pbshakegains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its philly
      Those neighbors must've been from.jersey

  • @buddajj
    @buddajj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    every once and a while I come back to this podcast just to hear Tim's build up to "BUTTTTTT, she should've kept her mouth shut". truly a legendary moment I'm proud to have been a part of

  • @buddajj
    @buddajj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Tim he actually did say something when he shot the husband. He says “pussy huh?” and then finishes him off with the AR. Thats a crazy follow up to “you shouldve kept your mouth shut”.

    • @natalieelizabethpitts6618
      @natalieelizabethpitts6618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @stikdude22
      @stikdude22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@natalieelizabethpitts6618
      M

    • @c0Ld
      @c0Ld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ​@@natalieelizabethpitts6618 keep your mouth shut

    • @EvanWells1
      @EvanWells1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      True. He did say that to the guy.

    • @natalieelizabethpitts6618
      @natalieelizabethpitts6618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@c0Ld ur the mouthy one

  • @melsangling
    @melsangling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    I lost it when tim said "he's gonna be a polite kid" 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @Walnder
      @Walnder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao foreal ...

    • @nonofyourbusiness7631
      @nonofyourbusiness7631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ya im glad I was in the shower listening to that cause i def felt dirty for laughing my ass off to that one

    • @liamwagner9160
      @liamwagner9160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tim is a national treasure that must be protected

  • @RamiroEloy1997
    @RamiroEloy1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    A lot of people think they’re the hero in the movie that can’t die.

    • @STREY34
      @STREY34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -Chris D'elia

  • @gornogrind6560
    @gornogrind6560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Lesson: never underestimate the consequences of cursing someone out.

    • @stephenfox8337
      @stephenfox8337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And continuing to mess with their property...

    • @jacquelinekemp4897
      @jacquelinekemp4897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@stephenfox8337 maybe the most unsympathetic victims ever. I feel bad for the kids, and being an asshole isn't a capital crime, BUT you really shouldn't badger people like that. They obviously have been at this dude's throat for a while.

    • @realbeefcastle
      @realbeefcastle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Also maybe stop antagonizing someone if they brandish a firearm...we lost a couple of real geniuses.

    • @dereksmith6713
      @dereksmith6713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@realbeefcastle if 2020 has taught me anything it’s that guns, knives and even cars are deadly weapons.

    • @TheBUGZNTA
      @TheBUGZNTA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Drop your ego at the door. This isnt the first person nor will it be the last. You truly never know who you are fucking with. Learn to walk away and be the bigger person or else this kind of thing is inevitable when you act like these people.

  • @jaygahlawat
    @jaygahlawat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Okay. 10 minutes in and this episode is definitely getting pulled down. Glad I got in before it's gone.

    • @spiritualdemon
      @spiritualdemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Another fellow Indian here

    • @goomaboi
      @goomaboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spiritualdemon Canadian here. I just wake up at 4-5 A.M.

    • @SHACOBES123
      @SHACOBES123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      'merican here. Having coffee at 830. Life in the big city

    • @dasooperb1371
      @dasooperb1371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      american here. where's the whole video?

    • @briano9397
      @briano9397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      12 mins in and I can't do it anymore. Love Tim but this one's too far for me

  • @brianramirez8255
    @brianramirez8255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    This show has ZERO fear of being cancelled therefore you CANT ever cancel it.

    • @ericvega3597
      @ericvega3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He has fear. Plenty of things he won't say and you can tell

    • @IJamesCordenLoveMyWife
      @IJamesCordenLoveMyWife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He tiptoed around saying what he wanted to say, if he gave no F’s he’d just say it without the pussy ass qualifiers

    • @ericvega3597
      @ericvega3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IJamesCordenLoveMyWife this is really disturbing and tragic. I don't condone this. Did I mention it was disturbing?

    • @mikeflix1598
      @mikeflix1598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the way freedom of speech is supposed to be. The video sounds really sad, but Tim should be aloud to discuss it.

    • @daltondecaprio9590
      @daltondecaprio9590 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aged like milk

  • @josiahclarke3535
    @josiahclarke3535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Tim's Philly take is so hot because he imagined the Joshua Tree ladies while watching.

    • @leohmusic8676
      @leohmusic8676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When he said sometimes you wanna shoot someone in the face i was really expecting him to bring them up

    • @courtneyg678
      @courtneyg678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @FirstNameLastName-kt3zn
      @FirstNameLastName-kt3zn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      FACTS

    • @moses0686
      @moses0686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It wasn't even close to philly.

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or his Aunt.

  • @jred23pyro
    @jred23pyro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I found tim on joes show but i stopped watching joes show now lol got me..

    • @josiahclarke3535
      @josiahclarke3535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah I quit cold turkey when he went exclusive. I fucking hate Spotify

    • @triton62674
      @triton62674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Joe doesn't have the energy Tim does

    • @josiahclarke3535
      @josiahclarke3535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@triton62674 Because he is a middle-aged HGH monster. Tim has the combined energy of a 30-something, a gay man, a smoker and a conspiracy enthusiast.

    • @samus598
      @samus598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah dude JRE was already going downhill before switching to spotify. It isnt funny and Joe is a really boring fence sitter who is predictable as hell. Tim is actually tolerable to listen to even if you dont agree with the point he is making because he doesnt take himself so seriously, recognizes his fallibility, and is entertaining. Joe seems to think he has all the answers but his takes are childish, his positions incoherent, and he changes his views based on who he is talking to.
      Plus letting CIA agents on the show to advocate for war and play PR for Epstein's personal bodyguards is a pretty big bummer

    • @everss02
      @everss02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

  • @jsp7218
    @jsp7218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I'm glad Tim stood up to Whitney. The way she talked down to him like "you wanna be famous, you better be on time & impress my friends" & Tim just put on his shades & was like "you're old & irrelevant"

    • @centurionl
      @centurionl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "count me out!"

    • @atomknight8361
      @atomknight8361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I saw teo friends poking fun at each other for a couple hours. It was fun, chill out

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@atomknight8361 if you think that was how friends poke fun, you might be autistic. She's been bashing Tim online for months since he smashed her rich friends in his comedy set in her backyard. Him cancelling on her was passive aggressive. You'll never see them work together again

    • @makavellithedon2936
      @makavellithedon2936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      truth is Tim has surpassed Whitney in relevancy and she can't handle it

    • @Maximustard
      @Maximustard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JohnDoe-bi5cc I would also like to know that

  • @dylanmcgowan3932
    @dylanmcgowan3932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Not my bag to joke about this shit but this is like watching TH-cam 10 years ago , how refreshing to hear free speech at work once again 🤣

  • @tomhaug3670
    @tomhaug3670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Don’t bring a Karen to a gun fight.

    • @chillyourself5208
      @chillyourself5208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Karens call police for no reason, remember?

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chillyourself5208 they do. Defund the police. 🙌🏽

    • @nonofyourbusiness7631
      @nonofyourbusiness7631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not a Karen. This whole Karen joke is overrated and overdone

    • @amir.420
      @amir.420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nonofyourbusiness7631 its not it was so so so so true and funny and you're proly karen af

    • @BanditoBurrito
      @BanditoBurrito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FazeParticles So defund them and suffer the consequences or give them better training? You cannot train them to deescalate without pay.

  • @genzcurmudgeon8037
    @genzcurmudgeon8037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Nothing turns me on like Tim Dillon quoting Thomas Sowell.

    • @xvavhofo3126
      @xvavhofo3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @The Chemical Shed fuckin legend

    • @matthewp5472
      @matthewp5472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Legendary

  • @meganklobchar7014
    @meganklobchar7014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    So happy for this I have been refreshing it all night. That's embarrassing. I really have no life. Loved you on whitney Tim. I love how you didn't take her shit you gave it back to her 10 times HARDER. No one ever puts her in her place..so Good for you!

  • @PJ-Vasquez
    @PJ-Vasquez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Oh here we go!
    Watch how he uses half the effort that Whitney Cummings would use, and get twice as much respect.
    *laughs in Honda Civic*

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

    • @davidr6563
      @davidr6563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I listened to half that episode and trying to get through the rest because I like some of the ads and of course Tim.

    • @PJ-Vasquez
      @PJ-Vasquez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@davidr6563 I still have to go back and finish it... only out of spite towards Aunt Kathleen as a support pillar for Tim.
      My mind was blown when she started talking about her “self help” book while trying to portray herself as a victim/woe-is-me and pretending like Hollywood was some poor small town business being threatened by gentrification🤯

    • @ryanstoyles7611
      @ryanstoyles7611 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      its true though, whitney cummings would have to do TWO EPISODES of masked dancer in order to get half the respect lol

    • @misfitlife1866
      @misfitlife1866 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love when he says you can clearly tell who’s just doing it because a manger told them they need to be doing something

  • @Stranger_In_The_Alps
    @Stranger_In_The_Alps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This is why I’m always nice to my neighbors and give them gifts. When they have a breakdown they might spare my life

  • @zacharyeversole
    @zacharyeversole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    That “but” was the hardest I’ve laughed in a bit 😂

  • @peelslowlyandsee
    @peelslowlyandsee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    This podcast made Whitney Cummings dye her hair back to its natural hue of pink.

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What color is it now? Sickly blue or sickly green?

    • @gandalfthewhite8075
      @gandalfthewhite8075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And her pubes.

    • @heidi7151
      @heidi7151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Abc Xyz
      analcentric 😂

    • @GirlFridayOnTuesday
      @GirlFridayOnTuesday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At first , I was so caught off guard by the bright pink with black roots . I thought for sure it was for some type of Marvel franchise I’m not knowledgeable about but here lately I’m. envious of Whitney’s mermaid hair. It is really pretty lately. Everything just seems so basic in comparison. I love it .

    • @gandalfthewhite8075
      @gandalfthewhite8075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@GirlFridayOnTuesday Whitney is that you?

  • @badabing2302
    @badabing2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I’d do anything to be able to see Tim’s face while he was talking during the first ten minutes of this pod

  • @Wolfdriggs
    @Wolfdriggs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Moves to Texas and starts talking about whataburger within 2 minutes

    • @jameswarner8038
      @jameswarner8038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i thought it was called water burger, never sounded nice lol

    • @ModeratelyAmused
      @ModeratelyAmused 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't blame him. I live in Texas and I hear others hype it all the time. Of all the burger franchises in Texas, it's average at best. So when someone hears the hype, tries it and agrees with Tim and I, the hype people deserve to hear the truth.

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ModeratelyAmused I feel the same way about in and out-average at best

    • @avidlyathena
      @avidlyathena 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He evolves to his settings! :)

    • @Brandizzleizzle
      @Brandizzleizzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally 30 seconds lol

  • @yupno3446
    @yupno3446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    “Do they dye their hair five times on the way down?” Yeah you finally recognized how insufferable that star was.

    • @jimpatrick1989
      @jimpatrick1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She's lost her mind. I loved the shooting star comment.

    • @BalotelliFan713
      @BalotelliFan713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      or are we talking Big Gay Oakerson?

    • @imnotsmartbutimdumb
      @imnotsmartbutimdumb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s confirmed not gay, only Lewis Gomez is gay

  • @bobbyo5358
    @bobbyo5358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I haven’t laughed this hard at a podcast ever. His take on the shooting was so dark and spot on! Tim, you are a national treasure! I speak your name!

    • @dereksmith6713
      @dereksmith6713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Say his name

    • @godemperorpepe
      @godemperorpepe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _His name was Robert Paulson_

    • @dereksmith6713
      @dereksmith6713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@godemperorpepe Incorrect; his name is Tim Dillon.

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that double murder suicide story had me crying, and then the MASF ad read made me pee a little

    • @MichaelOberhardt
      @MichaelOberhardt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. I was riding my pushbike home from work, and I was cracking up laughing at his delivery. It was starting to get dangerous! I nearly had to stop

  • @CurtisJBergerJr
    @CurtisJBergerJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    This doesn’t exactly apply to this scenario here but something my Dad taught me as a kid was to not mess with people that have nothing to lose in life. You may be tough but people with nothing to lose will do crazy shit like shoot you over something so small because they don’t have any goals or things they love in life or they aren’t in the right state of mind. (These people were instigating it though so a bit different) Just walk away and go to the gym 💪

    • @maxmeeks9910
      @maxmeeks9910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Stay out of Cleveland. I had to de-escalate several nothing-left-to-lose people for the crime of cracking a joke (not aimed at them) at their watering holes. This is why elites attempting to eliminate the middle class are insane. The middle class are the dam separating the wealthy from hoardes of nothing left to lose.

    • @mustavogaia2655
      @mustavogaia2655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In fact it does. Mess with someone peace and the person might have nothing else to lose.

    • @doom7872
      @doom7872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, he was a decorated navy veteran that lived alone, he came out and asked them to stop and then they were the ones who got aggressive, I get the feeling like they'd been fucking with him for a long time, months if not years and the guy had finally had enough.

    • @3DegreesNorth638
      @3DegreesNorth638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is why I never talk to homeless people. Most of them where I’m at are crazy and drug addicted with a string of criminal records. They have nothing to lose. You reap what you sow. If you can’t handle the consequences of your actions and words. Don’t do it, and don’t say it.

    • @earl-larsen
      @earl-larsen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      except it was the other way around. dude was a navy vet tired of their shit and let them have it. maybe karen and her husband shoulda learned to shut their fucking mouths and not call dude a pussy and say theyre gonna make his life a living hell. actions have consequences and karen and her husband learned the hard way. RIP to the navy hero

  • @corys9023
    @corys9023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    “That kid isn’t gonna step out of line” holy shit I’m dedd

    • @raisinbigdaddykane9723
      @raisinbigdaddykane9723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're not, but his parents certainly are.

    • @natalieelizabethpitts6618
      @natalieelizabethpitts6618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raisinbigdaddykane9723 in the video the mom looks like she’s pointing and shooting a hand gun as well.....

    • @TheSakufighter
      @TheSakufighter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dexter_ST_Jaques even I hated my neighbor I wouldn’t go out of my way to piss someone off and throw shit on their property. Some people just want conflict until they realize they’re playing a dangerous game.

    • @TheSakufighter
      @TheSakufighter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cinnamon_Wilson indeed. Untrained and naive yet so brave and reckless with their words.

    • @fruitypeebils
      @fruitypeebils 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i mean the kid is autistic so he probably prefers to step very in line

  • @lianlight8447
    @lianlight8447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    bullies are used to just being able to abuse people, then they run into a person who loves confrontation and is good at violence, that shit never ends well

    • @forlornhope1116
      @forlornhope1116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It always ends with their p*ssy ass calling the cops and wanting to press charges. Every. Single. Time. Even the "hardest" are quick to dial 911. Always. Or if you end up killing them like this story, then the prison sentence turns into life. So I'm all for clowns wanting to defund the police. Hell, abolish the police. No one to call or put you in a cage.

  • @hudsontoo1212
    @hudsontoo1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Everyone acting like they’re wolves- having never met one.

    • @mmerryweather6950
      @mmerryweather6950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Now this is a hot take

    • @krikeydial3430
      @krikeydial3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Spoon Magic Spoon!!

    • @turtlemcfardleton8104
      @turtlemcfardleton8104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fallout is inevitable

    • @gb12rulez
      @gb12rulez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This a bad ass line

    • @krikeydial3430
      @krikeydial3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eugeniamaurajames1907 The bullies at my school were stupid. It was sad that my skinny ass could roundhouse kick the legs out from underneath them before they could react.

  • @matthewwhitehurst2180
    @matthewwhitehurst2180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Tim is the living embodiment of the demon on everyone’s left shoulder. #1 influencer in the game!!

  • @JohnDoe-hr9bt
    @JohnDoe-hr9bt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Cause of death on coroner's report: Covid.

    • @LaszloMag
      @LaszloMag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, it’s pretty obivious, right? Can’t believe Tim never touched on that

    • @Josue166
      @Josue166 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HA!!!

  • @dakotadad8835
    @dakotadad8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I think I speak for most people when I say stop with the “last time I was this early” comments, nobody cares how quickly you viewed a video after its upload

    • @sixthfloor3043
      @sixthfloor3043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agreed! Annoying & pointless.

    • @nonofyourbusiness7631
      @nonofyourbusiness7631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah the generic youtube comments suck ass.

    • @LuckyLuch1
      @LuckyLuch1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But last time I was this....bang! You shoulda kept your mouth shut

    • @socialising6037
      @socialising6037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro even worse on uk drill music videos. Trust

    • @savannahthomas
      @savannahthomas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I care. I scour the internet to find those comments in particular. It gets me high. It makes me feel alive. It teaches me the meaning of existence on this insignificant, spinning spec.

  • @rockcandy2130
    @rockcandy2130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    The moment a karen pushes the wrong person to hard lmao

    • @chillyourself5208
      @chillyourself5208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Karen is someone who calls the cops for no reason.

    • @samus598
      @samus598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nope. A Karen is someone who shovels snow onto your yard and then calls you a scumbag for complaining about it in this instance. Definitely Karen material.
      Plenty of Karens call the manager or their husband rather than the police. The husband was calling for someone to call the cops regardless, for no reason! Justice was served and Karen wants to call the cops

    • @chillyourself5208
      @chillyourself5208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@samus598 Funny i heard both parties saying scumbag..., Good luck in your next argument shoot out

    • @nagsterthegangster3548
      @nagsterthegangster3548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chillyourself5208 Bro, he's trying to help you not be wrong. He made a perfectly good explanation for you and you literally pick a single word out of his reply and act like it has a single thing to do with it. Think what you want but you're just gunna keep being wrong about what a Karen's and a tonne of other shit until you decide to actually read instead of look for arguments all the time. Humble tf up man, not everything is personal - he's tryna help your ass.

    • @gramforgramarmwrestling6742
      @gramforgramarmwrestling6742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nagsterthegangster3548he needs to accept that those two got what they deserved, the world is a better place now.

  • @edward3553
    @edward3553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The first 20 minutes was a Louis CK "Of course, but maybe" bit. And I agree.

    • @OurBlackFriend
      @OurBlackFriend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thaaaaats why it felt so familiar lol. It was just missing the "maybe" from "but maybe". I get shades and flashes of Lou from Tim every once in a while.

    • @crackthecode1578
      @crackthecode1578 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love how he said "But: three little letters, what a word"

  • @DrDANKize
    @DrDANKize 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    When the guy was approaching with a gun the woman was yelling “GO AHEAD! GO AHEAD!”
    While her husband was saying “put the gun away” did she deserve it? Yes or yes?

    • @krissykatportal
      @krissykatportal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      What garbage people

    • @MrJimmy1717
      @MrJimmy1717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes

    • @SquashGuy02134
      @SquashGuy02134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Poor fool, probably didn't have many people say no to her in her life, to be that belligerent to someone holding a gun...Jesus christ what kind of upbringing produces...that.

    • @samus598
      @samus598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I love the husband going "pussy pussy pussy... hey put the gun down..." then as our man starts shooting the husband leaves his wife in the street with an active shooter while he runs away shrieking like a girl. "Pussy, huh?" Has a different meaning after that.
      As soon as the shit goes down he leaves his wife to die and runs away screaming.

    • @gingin1050
      @gingin1050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wanna know what psych meds the duo were on..annoying aggressive and stupid.

  • @JohnLandTaylor
    @JohnLandTaylor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    NOTHING beats waking up on Sunday morning and hearing Tim talk about a double homicide. Glad the story did have a moral though.

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's a moral? I don't get it. What's the moral to this story?

    • @duncecan3047
      @duncecan3047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tarico4436 don't fuck with people and be an asshole because someone can be 30 seconds away from loosing their sanity. But I didn't find the story funny just sad and sickening. Making jokes about it was just fucky too fucky for me

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@duncecan3047 I'm looking for something a little leaner than that. Something short and to the point. Yours, Duncecan, is good, but it's too wordy.

    • @duncecan3047
      @duncecan3047 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tarico4436 yeah was listening before going to sleep could've probably worded better

    • @dialup5583
      @dialup5583 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ever read those Terry Brooks novels about demons that whisper in people's ears trying to get them to do evil shit? I always think of that trilogy when I hear these types of things

  • @indiablackwell
    @indiablackwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "I watched my mom get shot in the grill for running her fat mouth" GOLD

  • @PINGTR1P
    @PINGTR1P 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Welcome to Texas dudes! Yes whataburger is very very over rated...

    • @fabianvera273
      @fabianvera273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mr. Pingtr1p!
      Time for this podcast to receive your video treatment,
      yes or yes?

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Been in San Antonio for 15yrs.... Maybe had Whataburger 15 times

    • @erandyg1311
      @erandyg1311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tim saying “have you never left your hometown” is right on the money. Lol it’s for what it is but not that good anymore

    • @kylerodney3582
      @kylerodney3582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nahh man gotta get that bbq chicken strip sandwich

    • @IntelligentDiscussion
      @IntelligentDiscussion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No longer owned by Texans... also true, the main burger is okay but its all the other menu stuff thats amazing, especially the white gravy with chicken fingers

  • @mattleechee3645
    @mattleechee3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    He could have had the second line say “life in the big city”.

    • @theoven7143
      @theoven7143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should’ve shrugged and just said “women “

    • @brentbarrus9754
      @brentbarrus9754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Instead...it was 'pussy, huh?'
      True story. 👀

    • @theoven7143
      @theoven7143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brentbarrus9754 America has the best shooters huh lol it’s a real knife fight

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theoven7143 or "you're welcome"

    • @Avengerie
      @Avengerie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "She should have kept her mouth shut. Yes or yes?"

  • @OurBlackFriend
    @OurBlackFriend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As SOON as the guy got his gun out wouldn't you be like "You know what, sir, perhaps we got off on the wrong foot. My apologies."

    • @mz1386
      @mz1386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seriously lmfao. How do u see a man with a gun coming at u and continue taunting him lmfaoo. Haven’t people shown they’d kill for a lot less in this country?

    • @DaCake2
      @DaCake2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thought the same exact thing. I said look at these two just standing there as he slowly walks towards them firing off rounds. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @TheMasterTelevision
      @TheMasterTelevision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The guy actually says "put the gun down, put the gun down" when he comes out. The wife chimes in "GO AHEAD WE GOT YOU ON VIDEO"
      Go ahead. To the guy firing warning shots. Let him know you got video so hes going to jail anyway.
      Shouldve kept her mouth shut

    • @forlornhope1116
      @forlornhope1116 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because they assumed he was full of sh*t which is typical in this age and wasn't actually going to wound or kill them. I have to give them props they are still telling him off as he is literally firing at them until he aims to hit them. But even more so, she still says "you f*cker" gurgling to him instead of begging for her life. So props to her most of all.

  • @barfyman-dm6zx
    @barfyman-dm6zx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    You made me listen to an entire Whitney Cummings podcast earlier in the week. Damn you Sir!

    • @joelpiroecansniffagoal
      @joelpiroecansniffagoal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cummings could have the second coming of Christ on and I'd still give it a swerve.

    • @lightwalker1751
      @lightwalker1751 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah.. I gave that swerve

    • @Shlogger
      @Shlogger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can't do it.

    • @PretENDOgolf
      @PretENDOgolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Shlogger please do. He sticks some jabs at her that are fuckin priceless

    • @TrophyGuide101
      @TrophyGuide101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@PretENDOgolf "People hate me because I'm a female comedian"
      "But why are they wrong?"
      Savage

  • @hedcas
    @hedcas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “Never miss a chance...to keep your mouth shut.”
    ― Robert Newton Peck

  • @andrewschuschu3499
    @andrewschuschu3499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “Falling Down” with Michael Douglass was not a grotesque movie... it was a 30 years too soon cautionary tale. We all need to realize how much people are revved up right now- always calm down any situation you walk into weather you want to or not. This year- everyone is Michael Douglass. We’re all Falling Down.

    • @godsfavoriteblister852
      @godsfavoriteblister852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can fall, I'm Standing Up. 😎

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hold the line, brother

    • @andrewschuschu3499
      @andrewschuschu3499 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@godsfavoriteblister852 lol sure that’s definitely true, by “we’re all” I should have said “more people then normal.” I also think everyone needs to wake up, put their pants on, and adapt as well

    • @Bongsnake69420
      @Bongsnake69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Think about it. -army surplus guy

    • @fruitypeebils
      @fruitypeebils 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i dont think thats a fair comparison because his character in falling down still had a moral compass. he's not the kind of character that would kill someone for shoveling snow in his driveway

  • @P.Aether
    @P.Aether 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "You don't need guns to protect yourself against the army, you need guns to protect yourself against your neighbors"
    - Tim "The Prophet" Dillon

  • @BasedGNellz
    @BasedGNellz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    this is in the top 10 of funniest fucking things ive ever heard

    • @justjosh4035
      @justjosh4035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This episode and that rant about his aunt

    • @Dalwhinnie15
      @Dalwhinnie15 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, the aunt rant was great and I think I'm gonna hit it again.

    • @MH-mi4xg
      @MH-mi4xg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The episode 219 the gates of hell (I think it's that one) is the one that really opened my eyes about this style

  • @henrymacleod2006
    @henrymacleod2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Don't worry folks, video is only down while Tim sheds his skin.

  • @fortusvictus8297
    @fortusvictus8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    If you can't love your neighbor, at least do not torment them.

  • @queefstroganoff2643
    @queefstroganoff2643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I thought mossad got him, phew.

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully someone might check out my stupid comedy videos. 🤔🤔🤔

    • @regularnormal
      @regularnormal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@StupiderWithAB they won't

    • @roymakescomics
      @roymakescomics 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StupiderWithAB nah but we'll report your stupid bots for unwanted spam 100% of the time

  • @LaszloMag
    @LaszloMag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    In what wierd multiverse did I end up in where Tim hasn’t been completely banned by big tech?

    • @Adam-uu5bw
      @Adam-uu5bw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It will happen soon

    • @j-dog7767
      @j-dog7767 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Completely banned by big tech/killed by the cia

    • @catchafire3509
      @catchafire3509 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s not lying. He’ll never be banned.

  • @ElliottTimpf
    @ElliottTimpf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I wonder if they started harassing him seconds after he came to the conclusion he was going to off himself? And since they encouraged it he just decided to really go for it.

    • @moneenerd
      @moneenerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They had been antagonizing him for a long time, according to neighbors. All the witnesses state that the couple would constantly start beef with the dude. This was a long time coming. It's sad.
      But....

    • @mightymodo
      @mightymodo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Its a lesson for everybody. You dont know where somebody else is at in life. Its really, REALLY, stupid to say things like that to another human. Or did these ppl not have any struggles with darkness?

    • @Ge0rge_0rwell
      @Ge0rge_0rwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What? So you're saying that you think he was going to kill himself before they even said anything? Are you slow?

    • @justman239
      @justman239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you saying they're all standing in the streets as ghosts and shes still going "you mothafahka!" and he's yelling "you poussy!"?

    • @ElliottTimpf
      @ElliottTimpf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hibbs Dibble do you not understand the concept of a joke? Are you slow?

  • @BaronBacon
    @BaronBacon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "You talk about a polite kid..."
    He can be polite in life.. or he can become BATMAN.

    • @garciasrecords6332
      @garciasrecords6332 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀💀🤣🤣

    • @nachobusiness2663
      @nachobusiness2663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Batman didn’t have douchey parents

    • @patricianpenguin
      @patricianpenguin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nachobusiness2663 didn't you watch Joker? They totally were

    • @nachobusiness2663
      @nachobusiness2663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@patricianpenguin that’s a recent movie and not the norm. Everything else Batman I’ve seen is his parents are good people. Also we don’t see a Batman in that movie

    • @dokidokideathproof
      @dokidokideathproof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think that kid would turn into the flash point batman.

  • @lorblauh
    @lorblauh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My neighbors are exactly like the murdered couple and this is genuinly how I thought they'd meet their end when they started beefing with the drug dealer across the street. Drug dealer moved out for unrelated reasons and we're selling our house because of them. Lucky for my neighbors I'm not a gun toting maniac with anger issues.

  • @fumewahfter
    @fumewahfter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Tim "fans of The Ranch are orbs of flesh" Dillon.

  • @ricdond
    @ricdond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    last time I was this early Tim was still living at home with the wife and kids

    • @meranyleuraq6128
      @meranyleuraq6128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weird. Last time I was this early Tim was Rachel Levine.. ?

  • @AlexanderRobins0080
    @AlexanderRobins0080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Nobody puts baby in a corner" hardest I've laughed in the last 6 months. Thank you Tim.

  • @BoomBoomLou
    @BoomBoomLou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I watched the video, it's fucked up. They were getting shot and the dude missed like 6 or 7 times before one of them was hit and they just stood their like nothing was happening. The woman pulled her phone out and was trying to set it to record as she was getting shot at, complete disregard still calling the guy a scumbag. Again, yeah it was terrible but what the fuck? There was a complete absence of fight or flight.

    • @brentbarrus9754
      @brentbarrus9754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, those two never learned that a dog doesn't only bark, for the first and last time, it bit them.
      Textbook example of first to go. And fuck the killer, he should know these people exist to test God.

    • @chillyourself5208
      @chillyourself5208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was so scared he couldnt even shoot straight

    • @fubar12345
      @fubar12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I believe those were warning shots. They were calling him a pussy when he pulled the pistol out, implying that he was bluffing, repeatedly telling him 'go ahead, go ahead'. I believe he fired warning shots to show he wasn't bluffing.
      When she pulled out her phone and said 'I have you on video' he then shot them both. I believe he realised at that point he would go to jail, decided he didn't want to sit in jail while his neighbours were free people laughing about it, so decided to go the other way.
      The background to the story is that the shooter was ex military, so it doesn't seem likely he would miss unintentionally at such close range, you can see he is holding the pistol correctly.

    • @chillyourself5208
      @chillyourself5208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fubar12345 Interesting take, you very well may be correct.

  • @melvin-eugenepunymire1618
    @melvin-eugenepunymire1618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    When she pulls out her phone and goes “you’re on camera you’re on camera”.. ain’t that the way?? They pull a gun, you pull a phone.

    • @andrewellicott654
      @andrewellicott654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Watch the video again. She pulled a gun and fired first at the mans feet.

    • @Avengerie
      @Avengerie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Karen to her dying breath. I can respect that.

    • @melvin-eugenepunymire1618
      @melvin-eugenepunymire1618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Avengerie literally to her last heart beat. Lets all collaborate and sell “you should have kept your mouth shut!” Shirts and hats

    • @troywalkertheprogressivean8433
      @troywalkertheprogressivean8433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      she shouldve pulled up her gun app pew pew

    • @chillyourself5208
      @chillyourself5208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewellicott654 No

  • @jallee7488
    @jallee7488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is a very extreme example that people feel like they can say what they’d like without consequences. You have no idea who people are or what they’re dealing with, mind your own business.

    • @madebymollo1780
      @madebymollo1780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My guess is both neighbours were as bad as each other and that day he decided to snap, doubt he was an angel

    • @jallee7488
      @jallee7488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@madebymollo1780 I agree, you don’t get to this situation without having a few screws loose.

    • @jaycourtel4478
      @jaycourtel4478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you ain’t with the business mind your business

    • @newturtle3
      @newturtle3 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@madebymollo1780his wife had cancer and died
      Apparently it was a long lasting feud and he snapped once he lost his wife.

  • @Fabian080690
    @Fabian080690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ben is Q

    • @fumewahfter
      @fumewahfter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dyingg 🙉😆🔥🔥

  • @Sh0cKTr4uMa
    @Sh0cKTr4uMa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I’m glad i’m not the only one that feels this way. I bet you those 2 people have spoken to others that way their entire lives.
    “Shoulda kept your mouth shut” bang bang
    Walks to the Guy
    “Pussy huh?” Bang...bang

    • @Emi-yy6uy
      @Emi-yy6uy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That couple learned an important lesson that day.
      1) should’ve kept your mouth shut
      2)buy a gun

    • @shank6200
      @shank6200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I mean the dude missed the first 6 shots point blank probably shaking with rage and cowardice. Then blew his brains out while presumably crying in his home while the cops pull up because he's afraid of prison. Seems like all 3 mongoloids in this situations were somehow correct, and dead.

    • @MacChungus
      @MacChungus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @ just be glad that guys life wasn’t valuable enough to himself. The video serves as a nice little PSA to people to stop treating each other like total shit punching bags, cause everyone dies in the end :D

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MacChungus I would hope there was years of them doing stuff to him or something because Ii you watched the video they really didn't do anything wrong considering he was calling them scum because they shoveled SNOW onto SNOW that was on his lawn...I don't sympathize with him after what I saw I can only imagine they were annoying him for years

    • @Mr.Meeseeks024
      @Mr.Meeseeks024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ you clearly live somewhere warm. And it wasn’t over snow CLEARLY. It was talking shit , or did he say you should have steadied your shovel .....

  • @mikeflix1598
    @mikeflix1598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I stopped watching all late night talk shows cause they're not funny anymore, the jokes are all political, but the jokes aren't even funny, it's all pathetic, and too bad. Conan used to be good, but he or his writers ruined everything. Samantha Bee is horrid and pandering, gross. Comedy is a very important talent or outlet and we all need it, so comedians need to keep laughing in the face of adversity and jerks. Keep making us laugh.

  • @dbcoco
    @dbcoco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    can you just imagine the stupidity of putting your life in the hands of someone’s patience level in the face of willful incitement of anger. you don’t know what the character/disposition/maturity/reaction typology of someone is, so don’t go blindly inciting anger in strangers...

  • @rkzm2484
    @rkzm2484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I saw the video and I've never felt less bad for victims of a double homicide. If you watch the video these people had a chance to run and hide when the guy came out with the gun. They didn't even flinch when he started shooting, kept cursing him out. It took 7-8 shots for the shooter to hit one of them and fear enter their mind that this guy could kill them.

    • @qaaa6759
      @qaaa6759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      On top of that man the chick was still talkin shit on the ground after she got shot by the handgun before he went back inside for the rifle. I think she was callin him a mother fucker and still wavin the attitude. Super shitty situation but damn they really earned it.

    • @isaiahplace2761
      @isaiahplace2761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@qaaa6759 they shoulda just keep em mouths shut 😂😂😂

    • @jayyb1832
      @jayyb1832 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right. Wife just tries to start filming. Also who doesn't run away when someone is 16 ft away with a gun and walking towards them

  • @zonda4523
    @zonda4523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The world is real. People think this is a game.

    • @theoracle7148
      @theoracle7148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      American priveliged people larp everyday. Watching sopranos clips 24:7 and acting that language out and those aggressive mannerisms will get you a slap in best cases and blown away in the worst.

  • @allyjay7395
    @allyjay7395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I dont watch stuff like that on principal. I've never seen 2 girls 1 cup or any of the popular dark videos. I dont want images like that in my head...

    • @essa6141
      @essa6141 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It isn't that bad, two bullys got what they deserved.

    • @crispymackbeats9456
      @crispymackbeats9456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s fucked up. It’s not gory in that you don’t see much blood, but it’s hard to watch.

  • @qaaa6759
    @qaaa6759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The husband had some send off words as well. The snapped neighbor walked up to the husband just under the camera and you can hear him say ''Pussy huh ?'' Right before he finished em off. Super sad, not fun, but man I think you nailed the dark comedy to be had here.

    • @MLHMODZ
      @MLHMODZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not sad at all

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The neighbor said that not the husband. The husband died crying

  • @Ally.Cat.252
    @Ally.Cat.252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    People don’t realise that Tim’s sponsors are just fake business.

    • @erpizzaiol5457
      @erpizzaiol5457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean Better Help has fake therapist so Yeah.

    • @annawarner1078
      @annawarner1078 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim would do great as a psychologist.

  • @imFluey
    @imFluey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I watched this video a couple of days ago. Been traumatized. Tim Dillon is the only person to make me laugh from it. Incredible man

  • @ryanbreiling8622
    @ryanbreiling8622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Tim is keeping his jewels secret by not having video. Fake business

  • @William.H.Bonney
    @William.H.Bonney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The Karen and her husband couldn’t believe they were being shot at until they were hit. The guy missed the first few shots and Karen was like “You’re on camera!” As she’s being shot at 😳

    • @spiritfree5050
      @spiritfree5050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      normies

    • @fubar12345
      @fubar12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Warning shots I think, they thought he was bluffing, I think he tried to show he wasn't. They still didn't buy it. In the end of course, they bought it.

    • @forlornhope1116
      @forlornhope1116 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fubar12345 because nearly everyone is full of sh*t these days. But you gotta give her props - she gurgled "you f*cker" instead of begging for her life after being shot through the head/face.

  • @frozennostril
    @frozennostril 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Timmy in fine form here.. The 'somebody stop me' 'Smoking!!' and 'Nobody puts baby in the corner' bit had me belly laughing in my car

  • @modern.performer
    @modern.performer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Dude pointed a gun at them and she kept insulting him straight to his face. I mean.....not very clever

    • @MrZombiekiller23
      @MrZombiekiller23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Murder is murder, that's why it's illegal. And it's why the shooter killed himself after, because he knew he had massively overreacted and used his toys built for murder to do exactly thay

    • @clbaird40
      @clbaird40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To me it looked like she had pulled something with her right hand and pointed toward him. Idk.

    • @modern.performer
      @modern.performer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MrZombiekiller23 hell my guy I agree but that wasn't the point. The point is know when it's time to close your mug and run to safety 🤷🏻‍♂️
      She pushed it even further: she kept insulting him ("you fucker") while being hurt lying on the ground...I mean wtf??? Just play dead and wait for someone to call an ambulance. Who's THAT dumb that they got zero survival instinct?

    • @coyner585
      @coyner585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey man, they died like the gangsters they were pretending to be. Life lesson, maybe the rest of the morons out the out there will learn the lesson these to scummers had to die to learn. But sadly they won't.

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@modern.performer we've come so far that people think they are invincible and are pieces of shit AS THEY ARE DYING or losing.
      Got what they deserved. Fuck em. They are bullies and they should've kept their mouths shut

  • @michaelwhitten269
    @michaelwhitten269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tim, I just tried to watch your pod with Whitney for the third time and I can't get through it. When are you going to tell her she isn't funny? I'm not sayin she should have been that dudes neighbor, but....

  • @BasementNero
    @BasementNero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Thought the wife was pulling a pistol, and it was just her phone to capture the fight on video.
    This whole thing was the couple trying to get on Worldstar.

    • @fortusvictus8297
      @fortusvictus8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yet more proof.... phone

    • @roymakescomics
      @roymakescomics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And they succeeded... that's where I saw the footage of their execution.

    • @TheMasterTelevision
      @TheMasterTelevision 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roymakescomics
      "pussy, eh??"
      "WORLDSTAAAAA-" BLAMO

  • @Janckeriswatchingyou
    @Janckeriswatchingyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "This is what you wanted."
    Perfect last words for the husband.

    • @fruitypeebils
      @fruitypeebils 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i think it would be even better if he just said "wastin away again in margaritaville" just to make the husband's last moments on earth horribly confusing

    • @Janckeriswatchingyou
      @Janckeriswatchingyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fruitypeebils LOL!

    • @Rallzes
      @Rallzes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said "Pussy, eh?"

  • @wlaaaaaaaaaa123
    @wlaaaaaaaaaa123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “I don’t want you to go find it”
    OH I WENT AN FOUND IT.

    • @petercasnocha5340
      @petercasnocha5340 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where?

    • @wlaaaaaaaaaa123
      @wlaaaaaaaaaa123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol it wont let me send the link, but i just searched "man shoots couple over snow reddit" reddits the only place i found the whole vid

    • @petercasnocha5340
      @petercasnocha5340 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wlaaaaaaaaaa123 shit that is quite disturbing

    • @andrewbledsoe131
      @andrewbledsoe131 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@petercasnocha5340 right in youtube

  • @sevtosaze
    @sevtosaze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "The driveway looks great..." BLAM!

    • @mt-zf6xp
      @mt-zf6xp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's the one

    • @AmariLynn8
      @AmariLynn8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol💪

    • @timw4432
      @timw4432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ouft 😂

  • @carpathianhermit7228
    @carpathianhermit7228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ben releases his repressed homicidal rage by watching snuff movies and getting pegged taking Fat rips off his vape hookah

  • @matthewburns3251
    @matthewburns3251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Physically unable to not laugh when TD goes high pitched

  • @Folk_Elyk
    @Folk_Elyk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    After doing some deep reading on the shooting, the shooter was a very decorated navy veteran. While I know they didn’t deserve to lose their life by any means, life is not all black and white.
    Moral of the story: be nice to people, you never know when somebody will snap

    • @chillyourself5208
      @chillyourself5208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who was a decorated Navy Vet?

    • @energeez
      @energeez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chillyourself5208 probably the shooter, veterans care a little less about pulling the trigger

  • @Yannispappascomedian
    @Yannispappascomedian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Tim Dillon everybody!

    • @fives.
      @fives. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You king

  • @Sikamikanico
    @Sikamikanico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When the dude finished the guy he said "Im a pussy huh?"
    Man had two movie lines as finishers haha

    • @FlyingArmbar317
      @FlyingArmbar317 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josef5600 bitchute

    • @rage-quit69
      @rage-quit69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I tried to find it but I can see it the way Tim describes it I really don't need to see that s***

    • @Sikamikanico
      @Sikamikanico 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rage-quit69 it's crazy lol it was on Twitter for the longest

    • @dokidokideathproof
      @dokidokideathproof 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rage-quit69 is it not on live leaks?

    • @rage-quit69
      @rage-quit69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dokidokideathproof oh I'm 90% sure it's on LiveLeak I just seen enough of these videos to know what it looks like already and I don't have to darken my soul on this beautiful Sunday morn lol 😂

  • @jimson172
    @jimson172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    25:30 I'm surprised Better Help returned as a sponsor.

    • @hornbackchristian7047
      @hornbackchristian7047 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      After they hear the whole podcast before that mark they’ll be done again.

  • @kal2487
    @kal2487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm new to this podcast (after hearing Tim on Lex Fridman). This is second belly laugh I've had in 24 hours... after the kitten lawyer video. Talk about fearless comedy. Thanks for the hilarity.

    • @newturtle3
      @newturtle3 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Which podcast is that?

  • @MrDmac423
    @MrDmac423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Ssssomebody stop meh” 😭😭

  • @noahkieswether671
    @noahkieswether671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *Listening to this three months no cigarettes*
    *heard Tim light up*
    Me: Fuck

  • @justinrogers746
    @justinrogers746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Never has the word "but" been so funny. Thank you, Tim.

  • @lynnjenny77
    @lynnjenny77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Only Tim could make me laugh about that Pennsylvania murder video.

    • @lucianboar3489
      @lucianboar3489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      only Tim would say the guy was a fan of the show or at least watched it, without any proof :)) Others would run from it as fast as they can.

    • @Beersandsmokes
      @Beersandsmokes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where’s the video?

    • @Beersandsmokes
      @Beersandsmokes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only found this nypost.com/2021/02/04/video-shows-snow-shoveling-fight-that-escalated-to-murder-suicide/
      They bleeped the fuck fuck fucking, and skipped the murder part

    • @MrEvilManDan1
      @MrEvilManDan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I found it in the comments, earlier. It's on Bitchute

    • @PeterGibbonns
      @PeterGibbonns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean...how many women have caused perfectly good men to engage in a good ole fashioned duel?
      The answer is so god damn many.