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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
- Live, late night, from a hotel in Boston, Tim discusses the new Woody Allen documentary coming out, getting Joe Rogan on Clubhouse, and Kendall Jenner's new Tequila company.
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The best funny of this video is Tim smoking a cigarette in the Hotel he's trashing/exposing completely unbothered. I've got too much boycott indoctrinated into me to do that but I really appreciate/am envious of
those who do and do not give a fuck.
Ben holds his cigarette like a Nazi in a Spielberg film.
That's 100% accurate
@@rendivevisaramunenyiwa8859 and never inhales!
fucking spit out my drink at this
Oh ben lol
Kid finishes the but then goes for the vape he can’t decide
“I switched to Lucy products - and I haven’t had a cigarette since.” - Tim Dillon
lmao
favorite part of the episode
He’s the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂
... and Ben has been smoking cigarettes for quite some time now.
I was at the 2 days ago playing blackjack and buying percocet 30s
When the Pastor shows up hungover for Sunday morning service.
Yessir
When the pastor need to bond over a ritual killing w/his opener.
Hahahaha
Amen bruh PTL
I’m not sure why this dropped on a Sunday morning when the majority of us are at Church but I blame Bill Gates
GOD DAMNIT EVERYWHERE WE GO THERE IS REM.
can't wait until timmy mentions you at some point, IT WILL HAPPEN.
i don't even HATE you anymore.
@@goomaboi he should do a podcast with Remington James and even in that he will be the first comment
Boom there he is!
Tim is *late* as hell. He was that club house app
@@goomaboi that man can bench you, RESPECT!
I’m at rushes service. Still watching.
Late ep and Ben with a ciggie you know we're going deep today
It's been a tough go in Texas this past week. 😭🤭
“I’ve switched to luci products and haven’t had a cigarette since” *Looks at camera with cigarette in hand*
Jack Benny.
🤣😂🤣😂... ikr?! a whole 1950's vibes... let's gooo!!! (he's a fool)
Just like Ray Liotta. He tried everything to quit smoking. Cocaine, everything. Then he foundfuckin chantix!
@@tarico4436 boo boo da foOl
Soooo funny
Ben ashing after every hit like a 1950’s housewife
He is a 1950’s housewife. Ben is clearly the woman in this relationship.
love it
He even sits like one
@@josiahclarke3535 exactly if I tried to sit like that my balls would bust.
omgg lmaooo
Tim Dillon is now my favorite podcast! I got hip to him from JRE and now I watch him way more than JRE. No offense to Rogan, but Tim is not only funny, but he’s INCREDIBLY smart and is able to translate real-world situations into one huge hilarious bit! Keep going Tim!
“I’ll bleep it out” Lies, Benjamin
Well ben did admit on one of clips that his true purpose is to bring tim down.
Considering the desc says they're in boston and ben laughing, that was a joke, hehe
@@hey_its_travis He did? 😭🤭
@@hey_its_travis it's going to be a tough job, Timmy the Trashcan has an impervious sense of moral decency and always upholds the most professional standards and practices in the industry
This allen v. Farrow promo really has me pumped to watch it now. Part one premiering now
Tim and Ben will have a falling out when Tim doesn't love Ben back one awkward Saturday night. I think the Simpson's even predicted that.
Blink twice if Chelsea Peretti was holding you hostage.
Hilarious!
😐😑😐😑
who?
This guy is going to be the next King of comedy.
Nice to see Ben upgrade to a real addiction like an adult. Drop the vapes and buy cigs children
The optics of them putting out cigarettes in food plates in the middle of a pandemic and weather emergency is hilarious.
I'm caught in between a place of wanting to give Tim all of my money and not wanting to give him a dime because when Tim becomes rich ... he will leave us
He makes 80k a month on patreon lol
So, below the poverty line. Tim won't be satisfied until he has oil money.
@@jacobkrantz2473 good fuckin point haha
SAME. Lol caved in and subscribed to his Patreon though.
"ash in the clams"already know this is gonna be a good one
OJ's RED RUM- "It's not juice, it's murder spelled backwords", "It's not murder spelled backward, it's rum", "guaranteed to make gloves shrink"... u get the gist
I love that he does a Lucy Ad with a pack of Malboros right next to him.
I laughed out loud a lot on this one!!! Considering the subject matter for a good portion of it... Tim you're a rockstar and I love it!!!
Tim Dillon should be the whole movie!
Tim should play Bob Ritter director of operations in the clear and present danger remake.
BEST ad reads on TH-cam; prove me wrong
I clearly remember Tim stating that this was recorded at an undisclosed location.
Keep customizing the ad messages, it's a win-win, uniquely hilarious and you'll probably make more for your sponsors
I rewatched the lucy ad camera look atleast 30 times now. 10x as funny with sleep deprivation!!!
You ever watch a podcast twice? Cuz Timmy boy got me feening for more
“...It’s bad for the equipment” - Airheads
always got Me Roaring!, Hope You got a Super beef 3 Way
Only Tim would read a quit smoking ad whilst smoking. legend
All these girls tweet about people profiting off lower class hands while all of them tweet on their Iphones. Ironic.
Ben working that like it's his first joint.
I am up in DFW | Plano and it was bizarre. People were without electricity for several days, while media was saying it was rolling brown outs. Unreal. My parents/siblings are from northeast so managed the freeze but it was pretty crazy watching this shitshow.
Day two, watched 2 Plano city employees try to clear the snow from a main intersection, this dude, who frankly looked worried as hell, sitting in a huge front loader, scraping snow from the intersection. Guy two was in a Ford 250 type city work truck, supervising? Both look worried actually. God Bless them.
The 7 Eleven I walked over to, was making some good business while the community managed the ice roads to get gas. There was a run on milk, cheese and water *but in Plano, the stores stock up no holds barred. Couple days later, it was in the 70’s. This f ing crazy, beautiful State.
FYI, in SPANISH, the letter "J" is pronounced like "H": HA-LISCO
No one cares Alex...
@@Wandering_Chemist
Neuve personas se preocupan, Yonny, nueve. Solo digo...
You’re still missing the point.
There is a lesson here for you.
Jonny_b_good is correct.
@@masterofsaveloy hello it’s called Mansplaining? And what YOU need to understand is that I also don’t care about you needing to profess that no one cares about this. Ding dong! because that’s what Mansplaining is all about, kiddo
Wish it was normal to meet you. I live 10 minutes from Everett Ma.
Had me sold in the first 10 seconds
Ben looks like The Talented Mr. Ripley.
Joe moved to California when it started falling into chaos. Rogan moved to Texas and now it's a mess. All a coincidence I'm sure.
Why is Tim playing a Sopranos character? He makes a good Vito
That Rogan impression was great.
Dan is great! Killer Arnie sketch on Twitter
We're late fk off
Me: listening more intensely
Tim please cover what's happening between, NYT and Alexander Scott sub stack writer
I demand a fake refund!
That’s life in the big city......
yooo the Encore lmao
“Chalamet is something that should sit on top of a shellfish tower”
you can smell the cigarettes and fish sticks through the screen
I’m angry about this free product being late.
Free doesn't exist
Tim should be placed with Dan. Please remove Tim, thank you in advance.
@@anotherstation7384 that’s the most incomprehensible sentence ever written
@@anotherstation7384 America doesn’t care about you either. You’re on our schedule.
@@anotherstation7384 don't be average?
He wants to be banned from every place he can rent a room from
Haha nice!. Theyll just charge him extra.
Tim doing everything in his power to make sure none of his fans take his side in any of his many public disputes
He’s trying to cancel himself
@@Gh0stdawg70 you spelled cancer wrong
Yes or yes
Ben sits like a high school guidance counselor
I was going to say at my high school therapist but yeah that works
haha! very nice
“I’m going to burn this hotel down, I ordered a spoon an hour ago”
Ashing into a take home box of fried food is the most Tim Dillon thing I've ever seen.
Very Long Island.
In a hotel
lol man nice!
Nobody in the history of the world has ever made burning bridges more hilarious than Tim Dillon
Bruce Jenner after he transitioned?
The Don Rickles of this generation
Him and Patrice O'Neal
@@hey_its_travis Yeah Patrice was incredible
@@wolfman8449 I think he sounds like patrice when he makes his voice high pitched
Ben is SMOKING AGAIN? His wife was right - Tim is such a bad influence on the boy.
his smoking and vaping are so distracting and annoying to me. It's as if he uses it as a crutch for having no personality.
Cigarettes increase IQ and coolness at such a high rate that it negates the cancer. Don’t ask for a source.
Ben is handling that cigarette more like a joint. That’s the impression that I get.
@@DoTheHuman Smoking is actually good for you. It augments your natural immunity by coating all your bronchial and alveolial passageways with a thin film of protective tar, which is naturally anti-biotic and viral retardent. This effectively raises your resistance to all airborne pathogens by over 200%.
@@twentyonebaggagefranklin5075 And saying that smoking isn't "cool" is a blatant lie. Smoking is waay cool. That's why all the cool kids at school were cool. Smoking.
Tim's laywer must be getting 100 phone calls a day lol
Hardworking mans
Lmao
Lol?
its just ben with a different phone
@@xxlegitfailxx desperately trying to change his accent with each call
The cohost is smoking like he's in French silent film and it makes this 100x funnier
rofl best comment
I hope Tim is checking on Aunt Kathleen during this difficult time.
She’s a real scumbag but she’s a good woman
Hope her law firm his doing well
How will she be ok. Tim nuked her out of this galaxy 😂
@@J.Michael-yv4hr “wheres the money Kathleen????”
Every white fam got an aunt Kathleen amirite??
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Tim Dillon is the best narrator for the end of times,
Yes or Yes.
Its not the "end of times". I work with a girl who thinks the same, the world is gonna end soon... Its not... We will lose our freedoms and life will change (for the worse, generally), but human life will go on for hundreds more years. "Climate change" is a hoax, the real issue is the never ending flood of refugees/economic migrants... Americans, Canadians, Europeans will become (most already have) 2nd class citizens. The labor force to feed and house the migrants. Dont be raycisSsS!
Nothing like the youtube comment section to keep you updated on the latest climate change science.
No yes no yes
Yes and yes
The simulation started at the dawning of the digital age.....artificial intelligence obtained our finger prints, retina scans, facial recognition, DNA, deep fake technology, holographic and VR tech, cloning capabilities and full automation robotics.....A.I. combined algorithms to create algorithms that creat algorithms......its here, its among us, it controls everything globally, media, economy, government....fooling, distracting, and dividing humanity, watching us implode as it turns us into slave drones, totally consuming us and inevitably destroying us....skynet went live in 1997 and we'll be totally eliminated by 2029....john Conner never saved us and we're all dead by 2029 if Elon musk doesn't colonize mars in time.
"Yeah we're late. Fuck off."
Not since Axel Rose has there been a rockstar this badass.
Scary story to tell in the dark
I wonder if tim will end up the same.........
The definition of: TOO BOOKED TO BE BOTHERED.
@@avidlyathena yeah, too booked on clubhouse
Thanks to the lame security, I’m going home! Mic Spike
41:28 I’ll never forget Tim comparing losing $1800 in AMC to dying on the beaches of Normandy. Legend.
"Kendall Jenner should just lean in and start selling taco kits"
“Kendall should offer a shot of tequila to an ice agent” 🤣🤣🤣
Opening up with them Marlboro Lights
Marbie Lites
Ben is handling that cigarette more like a joint. That’s the impression that I get.
Tim is such a middle aged white woman
*Gold Pack
@@nitcholas maybe in your day little Nicky.
I love how Ben always says “I’ll bleep it out later“, but never does 😂
Timmy is killin it lately, funniest person on the internet
"comedians talking about being on the road isn't funny any more"
- Tim Dillon declares war on every random place he stays at and makes pretty much the best comedy that has ever existed
Had not thought of that angle 😂
Tim Dillon hates slogans, yes or yes
"best comedy that has ever existed" might be a bit of a stretch.
@@benhuffington8482 The only ones that have made me belly laugh is that early Katt Williams stuff and Dave Chappelle stuff but that was all prepared extensively for. Semi off the cuff Tim Dillon is the funniest consistent comedy that has existed imo
@@wolfman8449 That's a good point. Off the cuff is a pure blooded comedian.
It's weird watching Ben smoking and then he straight away goes back to his usual vaping . They look like a lovely sassy lesbian couple though .
You would do both to if you were staying in that hotel.
@@jayknight139 is Encore that bad, I’m in the area and thinking of going
@@ChamonixHouse884 it's trash
@@ChamonixHouse884 he makes like 96k a month from patreon, anything short of a castle with a 120 man waitstaff is trash to him
🤣😭
42:10 *starts a nicotine-alternative ad read with a cig in his mouth* and this is why Timmy D is taking over
I hate when people type this but my God, protect this man at all cost...
Then don't write it
You folded under zero pressure
Smoking in a non-smoking hotel room, one of America's greatest past times. Hope they hit the pool after when its closed past midnight
It’s always closed. Everything’s closed
@@ToastyChud maybe in your state
Smoke in the pool
Pool’s closed
You know the pool thing is because after 10pm they pump it full of chlorine tho, right?
“Ash in the Clam Strips, yeah we’re late fuck off” Second best opening to the Aunt rant.
Fuck I love you Tim, wish I found you way sooner.
Now we get to binge.
Tim talking about being off of cigarettes from that nicotine gum while holding one and then Ben laughing at it while pulling out his vape was the best part of the episode for me.
Plot Twist: Tim's aunt is Bruce Springsteen's attorney
the way ben smokes is quantifiably gayer than tim
Nah he thinks its a joint
Tim isn't gay. It's a bit
As Tim would say, "you could prove that in court"
He's just hitting it like a joint
Thats just how Nazi's smoke
My dad grows the crop agave that’s used for tequila and trust me he loves this craze over tequila, brad Pitt and associates came through and left a few million pesos in his bank account. Last thing he felt was offended lol
So like $500 USD?
CAP
@@kyanrinel5898 more like 200,000USD
Why is tequila so much more popular than mezcal?
NOICE!!
Tim Dillon is the greatest dry drunk this world has ever known!
Only Tim could hawk nicotine gum while literally holding a cigarette inside a non smokers room.
If Ben doesn’t laugh, I don’t laugh.
It's true. He is an organic laugh-o-meter that is perfectly synched with the level of humor coming out of Tim Dillon. He doesn't miss a beat lmao
But sometimes I look at him like common dude that was kinda funny 🤦🏽♂️
He's like a laugh track on a controversial 80s show
I will eat all your lunches
I really don’t think I’d like the podcast as much without ben. The dynamic just works!
hotel:" so we saw you smoking in our hotel room on your podcast"
Tim Dillon:" well, Life in the big city"
Also
You should have kept your mouth shut
Wish you well
Bro, Life in the Big city is the right response to ANY question. Thats what makes it so legendary. That and it neither answers the question at hand. lmfao
@@nagsterthegangster3548 facts!
Tim Dillion got me when he was talking about the 23 year old in the casino lmao
Total darkness
I love whenever Tim kicks the voice up into Jiminy Glick territory. He needs some donuts to throw down while he rants.
Shut up
I love how Tim's promoting the Lucy products to help people quit smoking while he's holding a butt. Only he can make commercials funny.
They smoked the whole time 🤣🤣
@@Che1seabluesdrogba11 why are those emojis rampant on this page. Get out of here, normies
Bothered by everything offended by nothing
A well-said description of him! Lol.
great quote. its on record for when i steal it
O.J. DOES own a tequila company, it’s called
Tequila ‘She Won’t See the’ Sunrise
Niceeee
Oh I thought it was called Tekillah
Okay i lose my shit whenever tim goes to the Weinsteins. I love this joke, may it never end.
You are beautiful 😍
2 white guys saying “Jalisco” Lmaoo I expect Tim to not know how to pronounce it but Ben grew up throwing rocks at Mexicans, why can’t he pronounce it correctly?
Because he's got a good arm. They never got the chance to speak.
Or because they don’t care 🤷♂️
i loved it lmao
It could be intentional,they mispronounce Ghislaine on purpose too. I dunno
took me an equally embarrassingly amount of time to realize Ben was saying Gell-is-ko, but was talking about Hal-eese-ko
Who would believe that the guy on the left is the gay one?
The church school kids are always confusingly effeminate
@MrEvilManDan1 You people keep saying stuff like this, meanwhile he’s clearly gay and shows it in every episode - whenever he’s not on a diatribe about how much he admires the work and voice talents of Judy Garland, he’s talking about being a kid and trying to get his ass plowed in church.
He eats Fish sticks
His wrists are limp as fuck and he crosses his knees like a lady in a dress.
Californians - destroys cali "hey lets all go to TX now"
God - Oh you think you can escape my wrath.
" Kendall Jenner has just released a new line of slaves" hahahaha
Air B & B cleaning fee: $450
Hotel smoking fee: $250
Listening to these rants: Priceless
For every thing else there's Fake Business.
One of the best intros yet cigs and "we're late fuck off"
It was perfect
😂🤣😂🤣 bless his heart... an [unphucked] a**hole (51:48)...
Imagine being in the room next door, high as shit, hearing this through the wall
I’m sitting in my backyard high af laughing like a maniac, also it’s 2 am 🗣 go Tim!
Joe Rogan is the Desert Lesbians apologist! YES OR YES?
The jerks who cut me in line at that Whatabuger drive thru have their own podcast?
Rogans impression was spot on, sounds like he's always eating something or has peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth
It's called dry mouth 😂
Time stamp?
Are we gonna talk about the fact that Tim jumped from the East coast to California and from Cali to Texas and as soon as he got to Texas there’s a major snowstorm everywhere Tim goes disasters happen 🧨 💣 🔥
Opening smoking cigarettes in a non-smoking hotel is priceless! Cussing out crap family, better. Thank you Tim.
Probably paid a $450 smoke damage deposit on the room. Just in case.
also being sponsored by a quit smoking company
@@l-train3430 Everything Tim touches turns into a fat nugget of pure, fake gold.
Ahh, crack and Tim Dillion on a Sunday morning.
Lol it’s not a Sunday morning without a 🌹 and Tim Dillon
Hungover Hash Sunday
@@myquest666420 it's not tim dillon without crack lol
@@garbotix8228 Tim Dillon is crack
Whose crack specifically?
Juh-lisco is possibly the whitest thing ive ever heard
I was looking for someone to point that out lol I actually laughed out loud when I heard that... ah yes, the famous “city” of Juhlizzko
Isnt it lik HA-lisco?
@@DarkManSonian yeah
“We need Red Baron pizzas for 3 years” LMAO