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  • @brianleon12
    @brianleon12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    the being an American monologue was hauntingly beautiful. God Bless America

    • @johnmahaffey3011
      @johnmahaffey3011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🎯

    • @Cockmonging
      @Cockmonging 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's beautiful how eloquently Tim described the USA as the failed experiment that it is.

    • @FrenchCanadianGuy
      @FrenchCanadianGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp please?

    • @aba9939
      @aba9939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@FrenchCanadianGuy just watch the damn podcast

    • @slawdogtrillionaire9508
      @slawdogtrillionaire9508 2 ปีที่แล้ว

  • @matttremblay8225
    @matttremblay8225 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    America to me is the never ending struggle to be something and then immediately hating it once you’ve gotten there

  • @JD_50
    @JD_50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    Tim’s “What America means to me” speech should be performed during the next State of the Union address

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It'll be better than whatever gobbledygook falls out of the mummy's mouth.

    • @wes7949
      @wes7949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can you imagine tho lmao

    • @snogger6
      @snogger6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy shit yes... this is incredible.

    • @ChaseDoggs
      @ChaseDoggs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      truely amazing

    • @matthewmaguire71
      @matthewmaguire71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've listened to it 3 times now and it's both depressingly hilarious and beautifully captivating and inspiring

  • @jakefromstatefarm8010
    @jakefromstatefarm8010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Tim is one of the few guys who can be multiple years + sober and still look constantly hungover

    • @syr72
      @syr72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Truly

    • @jeffm3283
      @jeffm3283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's talked about liking fancy meals. Have you seen the calories in a mousse? And that's just one course. Good for him tbh

    • @robh467
      @robh467 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When your parents are MIT professors; in childhood you're fed enough psychedelics to last a lifetime.

    • @StuPhee
      @StuPhee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@syr72he's clean on it.

  • @1ib
    @1ib 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    The “being an American” monologue was an absolute classic 🔥🇺🇸

    • @vincentbifano
      @vincentbifano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Years from now it will be held in the same regard as ‘7 Words You Can’t Say On TV’ perhaps even surpassing it.

    • @steeveekeys1904
      @steeveekeys1904 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Monologues not monologue.

    • @PTracer921
      @PTracer921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ☝ always finding a way to check someone's grammar is inherently American!!the boring Chinese are working on engineering problems as the language isn't good enough to allow it

    • @UrbanSherpaToy
      @UrbanSherpaToy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Steevee Keys ur wrong

    • @UrbanSherpaToy
      @UrbanSherpaToy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steevee Keys grammaticall*

  • @BillBurrUniversity
    @BillBurrUniversity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1682

    Tim's rants are funnier than most specials on netflix!

    • @kryterz
      @kryterz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I disagree, Brendan Shaubs special is the funniest special ever created.

    • @douggchidorihabbo
      @douggchidorihabbo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      This post hilarious coming from a Burr page, that last Burr ensemble production on Netflix was ROUGH

    • @bochapman1058
      @bochapman1058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait till you see his special…. Or better yea I saw him a few months ago love working his special material. They are not the same Dillon, stand up Dillon is waaaaay more laughs you’ll have in an hour than his fantastic rants.

    • @Gerdaldfighterkid
      @Gerdaldfighterkid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tims a low key devil

    • @Tom-tg2jl
      @Tom-tg2jl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Norm Macdonald, Hitler’s dog is my favorite

  • @jefferthomason5591
    @jefferthomason5591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Tim flawlessly dives into the darkest parts of humanity. Canonballs into it and leaves everyone covered in shit. What a fucking gem.

    • @natpolkabunny
      @natpolkabunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is like a professional review nice hahah

    • @rockymtnboi1158
      @rockymtnboi1158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Beautifully put..

    • @gordons-alive4940
      @gordons-alive4940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha ha. That's the best description of Dillon's act that I've come across.

    • @emilykoch4123
      @emilykoch4123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is it a flawless dive or a cannonball? Lol. Not that I disagree.

    • @FargomanLA
      @FargomanLA 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Than runs an ad

  • @mason702
    @mason702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Tim looks like the rich uncle that shows up to the cookout late so everyone sees the Bentley.

    • @diggitywaxenhausen9011
      @diggitywaxenhausen9011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      But he’s really completely bankrupt and starts hitting up the family for loans.

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@diggitywaxenhausen9011 "You'll get your money back when Doge, Gamestop and Luna get back to all time highs."

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the 'Austin pimp' look.

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rampart.X whats there to pimp there? homeless fentanyl guitar players?

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShatterNWO - twink podcast producers

  • @Richard.Atkinson
    @Richard.Atkinson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    This episode is like a State of the Union Address, but without all the lies.

  • @AwokenEntertainment
    @AwokenEntertainment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Tim Dillon really understands what America is..

    • @4363HASHMI
      @4363HASHMI 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ok, What is a woman? There are about ~130 Million XX, so are we bigger perverts than TDill because our brains can’t process such rudimentary common sense that XX=Female?

  • @MrLuigiVampa
    @MrLuigiVampa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    This man is able to filter the darkness. Make it palatable. Make it even comfortable. He was ranting about something in the last episode that pretty much described the current state of my life. It’s a very bad state. He was describing it almost to a T. It should’ve depressed the hell out of me. But it was making me laugh, I was even pumping my arm in the air. He was describing a terrible situation, one that I happen to find myself in, And he was making me feel OK about it. That’s a goddamn superpower.

    • @elcapitan9141
      @elcapitan9141 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was it laying on the couch wishing for death stuck in a low wage job

    • @TheJoshestWhite
      @TheJoshestWhite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      We wish you well

    • @JAVI-ti8uq
      @JAVI-ti8uq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Whatever shit you’re currently going through, that attitude tells me that you are absolutely going to make it and come out on the other side. Good on ya, Mate!

    • @supergiggity123
      @supergiggity123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *tees off*

    • @MattK_lovesYah
      @MattK_lovesYah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Beautiful

  • @tech1238
    @tech1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    You already know it’s gonna be good from Tim’s attire

    • @boertje
      @boertje 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      $50,000 sunglasses on.

    • @goingoutotheparty1
      @goingoutotheparty1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@boertje I think they were like 85K dude :D, they were taken from Dodis cold dead body... allegedly

    • @jordanjae
      @jordanjae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@boertje $100,000 he ended up at.

    • @goingoutotheparty1
      @goingoutotheparty1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jordanjae Still a bargain the way inflations going

    • @flusterzero
      @flusterzero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@jordanjae And it should increase MORE!

  • @Askarcher
    @Askarcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Ben’s laugh is such a magical thing

  • @aarondemers8542
    @aarondemers8542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I got all emotional and teared up with his "America to me" speech. Beautiful.

  • @Pitchforkkk
    @Pitchforkkk ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This video is a 4th of July tradition to me at this point

  • @sabloff
    @sabloff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    This is like an epic, fully-formed comedy special that he's just rattling off the top of his head. What an incredible talent. At least three occasions I needed to call my friends to tell them what was happening here.

    • @mickydee896
      @mickydee896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      weird

    • @rudysconstruction
      @rudysconstruction 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mickydee896 you’re weird

    • @Cockmonging
      @Cockmonging 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Makes you think about how long Tim must've been stewing on these thoughts haha.

    • @corbingardner
      @corbingardner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jase Bamber "friends"

    • @willfarrow7516
      @willfarrow7516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME

  • @peppino1961
    @peppino1961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I swear to God Tim just makes me laugh like no one else. He is just the best comic out there today by far. He is larger than life.

    • @thepeas
      @thepeas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      thankfully not as big as Burnt Chrysler..

    • @goldfruitco6841
      @goldfruitco6841 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      tim - take off your pants

    • @ticaljarvis
      @ticaljarvis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thepeas or as racist! Fat Sticks aka Knights of Tha Ku Kulx Klan mini David Duke : The Grand Wizard

    • @thehomelesswhisperer9733
      @thehomelesswhisperer9733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THE LARGEST

    • @Whosawhatsit27
      @Whosawhatsit27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He's not even a comic at this point. Just a realist. A prophet

  • @GregFries
    @GregFries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    You had me @22:59 with the "Can we go back with the British? Like, can we admit that this has been a mistake?"

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's up there with Billy Burr asking when we admit the internet was a giant mistake and turn it off.

    • @blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059
      @blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He will find the same problems there

    • @alex.profi27
      @alex.profi27 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059 that s not true :))
      And even the problems the british have,they are new and brought by the immigrants :))

  • @ChrisMonelt
    @ChrisMonelt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Love how Tim NEVER breaks, but when he does a mild impression of his father, he smiles like a schoolboy who just got a Nintendo 64 for Christmas

  • @isaack3645
    @isaack3645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Ben’s ability to go from laughing back to serious face is impeccable

  • @raging100
    @raging100 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    once a week i find myself coming back to this gem.

  • @Blumberjack
    @Blumberjack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Protect this man at all costs. He is the darkness we deserve.

  • @cwrasmus
    @cwrasmus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Tim yelling ‘Bobbaaayyyyy!!!!’ is quickly becoming my favorite thing in the world 😂

  • @greenpilltheory6649
    @greenpilltheory6649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You can literally smell the luxury coming through the monitor.

  • @rehmsmeyer
    @rehmsmeyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    *_Once again, Ben tries to derail the greatest podcast on earth, and Tim, once again, saves the day._*

    • @pandeyUkislay
      @pandeyUkislay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Timestamp please

    • @kbargos
      @kbargos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@pandeyUkislay 0:00-1:07:40

    • @Yaz-pn9py
      @Yaz-pn9py 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pandeyUkislay iTs a RunninG joke.

    • @bottomlinebassin2001
      @bottomlinebassin2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's the new haircut 🤣

    • @qwerty6574
      @qwerty6574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bottomlinebassin2001 I'm not jealous of that gorgeous hair. At all.

  • @hmiddle3495
    @hmiddle3495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    This is going to be a BANGER. I can feel it in my bones.

    • @alo4912
      @alo4912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You can feel it in your bones? The cancer has spread to your bone marrow, RIP

    • @hmiddle3495
      @hmiddle3495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alo4912 like a true, Tim Dillon fan, yes…CHEMO is ON THE HORIZON.

    • @rodyar2520
      @rodyar2520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You were right

    • @alo4912
      @alo4912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hmiddle3495 I wish you well

    • @Yes-sc1pb
      @Yes-sc1pb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alo4912 life in thr big city

  • @Merkaba4203
    @Merkaba4203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The "what america means to me" monologue is one of the most hilarious & brilliant pieces of thought I've ever heard. That being said, one of my of fav moments in any ep is when Ben says "noooooo!"

  • @noneofthatmate
    @noneofthatmate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Tims being an American speech is the most correct words I’ve ever heard

  • @josiahsingh1989
    @josiahsingh1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Timmy doing a Carlin with his "What America means to me..." bit. Goddammit, this man is a national treasure, and we need to protect him at all cost.

  • @mrdbourke
    @mrdbourke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    44:51 I love how confused Tim always looks when Ben's saying something. It's as if Ben's speaking Swedish and Tim has no idea what he's saying.

    • @AliNT77
      @AliNT77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      my Tensorflow instructor is a Tim Dillon fan?
      life in the big city

    • @mrdbourke
      @mrdbourke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AliNT77 haha looks like the internet is just one big city

    • @AliNT77
      @AliNT77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrdbourke thank you for the content man keep up the good work 🙏👍

    • @blakerhodes8760
      @blakerhodes8760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s because he is perpetually ungrateful

    • @lukeaustin1988
      @lukeaustin1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@adamtgill nah, but you probably are

  • @DeadlyHooIigan
    @DeadlyHooIigan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I’m realizing how proud I am to be an American after Tim speaks of what it’s like to be an American. God bless the USA

  • @Gtobot
    @Gtobot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The ending 10 minutes are the greatest 10 in podcast history

  • @jonathonroiko7474
    @jonathonroiko7474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I usually watch for Ben's reaction, but I can't stop watching Tim's outfit.. he went for the carnival cruise look

  • @camiloalonso3709
    @camiloalonso3709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Glad to see Tim rocking his 85 thhhhousand dollars sun glasses

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tim becoming a rich snob is the best development of the year. Which is saying a lot considering my ex wife has been missing for 3 months.

    • @b1gbuck
      @b1gbuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ShatterNWO dont worry bro shes just working a 480 hour shift at work, everything's fine.

    • @benjamming8866
      @benjamming8866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ShatterNWO you can start celebrating missing anniversary milestones. And make sure to treat yourself to nice dinners n gifts in relation to the anniversary milestone. She would want that , we know that much to be true.

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@benjamming8866 which anniversary am I celebrating? the day she was reported missing or the day I filed for divorce, which was the day after she was reported missing? Completely unrelated question, how deep underground can cadaveur dogs smell?

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they went up to 100k in the last episode.. 😆

  • @DolphLongedgreens
    @DolphLongedgreens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    I know they are friends, but Tim needs to draw the line somewhere. He can't keep cleaning up all of Ben's messes. Bailing Ben out after he was arrested with the "Patriot Front" in Idaho is just too much. At this point he's just encouraging this behavior.

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Friends say "NO! Just STOP!"

    • @franbone
      @franbone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Rampart.X Tim's probably bailin' him out of the Pot right now. Lord help him. Tim, not Ben.

    • @CHINESE_PRIDE
      @CHINESE_PRIDE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think they're actually lovers. It's the only way to explain their dynamic.

    • @streborsemaj2173
      @streborsemaj2173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@CHINESE_PRIDE I was literally contemplating that very thing last Saturday when the show premiered. Nobody presses there tongue up against their front teeth like that who isn’t gay.

    • @myo39
      @myo39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@CHINESE_PRIDE maybe Ben's wife is made up?

  • @zeldaguy32
    @zeldaguy32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I really hope Ben knows that there are people who love him and care about him....I was gonna make a joke about him sabotaging the podcast but I actually feel wholesome right now

  • @theblissfulchaos
    @theblissfulchaos 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I revisit this every 4th since and it's always worth it

  • @bencooke1922
    @bencooke1922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Ben’s giggle fits where he does something odd with his hands and Tim’s expressions at insane shit are what makes the video episodes so good 🤣

    • @soioioioioioio34
      @soioioioioioio34 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Strange people the forced laugh is cringe

    • @randomfullywonderful
      @randomfullywonderful 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol, where he brings up them up to his face and shakes his fists on his eyes? 😆
      They should release a shirt with a sketch of him doing that.

  • @glyn5385
    @glyn5385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Tim rocking the coke fueled yacht salesman look............ absoloute gold!!!!

  • @blakem000
    @blakem000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Tim's Being an American rant is one of the best rant's he has ever done. Period. Dying!

  • @andrewbundy252
    @andrewbundy252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Tim should definitely play an adult cartman in a live action film

    • @loyal7597
      @loyal7597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol yea and Ben could play Kenny

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loyal7597 Because he'll die?

    • @QuakeSphere
      @QuakeSphere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      'Alex Jones' would be more precise.

    • @andrewbundy252
      @andrewbundy252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah the plot being how bill hicks become Alex Jones

  • @speedjaycer
    @speedjaycer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Tim Dillon is my favorite Preacher. Love you Father Dillon! This episode has me on my knees, crying, laughing, and believing. Amen

  • @adp1523
    @adp1523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tim's speech about America moved me to my core. Thank you for existing Tim, you are an angel.

  • @CoolAdam247
    @CoolAdam247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Tim looking like an undercover FBI agent on a Royal Caribbean Cruise ship, looking to bust a human trafficking organisation in a high stakes poker game. #LifeInTheBigCity 🚬😎👍

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cool Adam, today is a sad day.

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Wait until the end of the cruise to make the arrests. Otherwise the buffet is super awkward.

    • @geesixnine
      @geesixnine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@paulfroelich1024 get over it

    • @lemons7774
      @lemons7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ShatterNWO HAHAHA!! 😂😅

    • @philthedrill2244
      @philthedrill2244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Subbed only based on name and pic

  • @Mr.Meeseeks024
    @Mr.Meeseeks024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    We could really learn something from Ben , the fact he’s avoided the pot this long is truly admirable.

    • @DawnWillDoIt
      @DawnWillDoIt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Buy BenCoin now making NFT’s out of the souls of the homeless… # stir_the_pot

  • @mungus4083
    @mungus4083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tim dillon is where i get my news

  • @daddydubs7670
    @daddydubs7670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Tim is irresponsibly hilarious.
    I almost crashed my car.

  • @mattbauer6242
    @mattbauer6242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    We miss you Ben. Tim’s confidence was at an all time high with you around.

  • @clp1
    @clp1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Ben, you have GOT to put the "being an American to me means..." section up as a short. Best short material in years.

    • @funkk
      @funkk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes!!

  • @truerambler
    @truerambler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Being an American to me is enjoying the Tim Dillon show every weekend ❤

  • @SoraGoku_KH
    @SoraGoku_KH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    As someone who lives in Arizona, everything, and anything Tim has said about being here, and most the people here, is 100% true😂😂😂😂

    • @citizen-2099
      @citizen-2099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Phoenix

    • @MikeOcksmallClips
      @MikeOcksmallClips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@citizen-2099 Tucson

    • @gerbertron3226
      @gerbertron3226 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      More meth and hoodies in 100+ degree weather.

    • @ttvmikimoto5475
      @ttvmikimoto5475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm from Vegas but lived in Avondale AZ for a year in high school. I moved to the MidWest last year and have been trying to explain the cat piss smell that comes before rain in LV and AZ lol you could tell when it was about to rain from the smell. People in the midwest were very confused, it smells super fresh and naturey here when it rains.

    • @TuMadre6995
      @TuMadre6995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when he said in a past ep that the whole state is like a giant pf changs i felt so understood. especially since i was working at pf changs corporate office at the time.

  • @metalface9463
    @metalface9463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think this was the greatest Tim Dillon show ever recorded. Wow

  • @jasonstatham5165
    @jasonstatham5165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I got the chills about 5 god damn times during this podcast... that is what AMERICA means to me.

  • @arianacollins8069
    @arianacollins8069 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I watch this every 4th now like a spiritual reading tim dillon you will always be famous

  • @animavesta1361
    @animavesta1361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Tim Dillon is the only thing that can even remotely make me laugh in today’s circumstances

  • @electriczombie86
    @electriczombie86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    We need to protect this man at all costs

  • @brendanmccormack8374
    @brendanmccormack8374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “America: A place where you’ll get a bunch of stuff you don’t deserve, and nothing you do”
    Poetry

  • @rubberbumm
    @rubberbumm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The what does america mean to me end rant was glorious i have tears in my eyes both of laughter aswell as from pure patriotic pride

  • @fromfreddy
    @fromfreddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    on “Being an American…” i mean, in my humble opinion more beautiful, transparent and reflective words on who we’ve [Americans] become have never been spouted. Tim’s views are obviously humorous but he’s also not lying-in spite of having strong conviction in lying. anyhow, another great episode-thanks Ben.

  • @kellys4879
    @kellys4879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Timothy Dillon is what being an American means to me 🇺🇸

  • @fibonaccifanzeroviews7839
    @fibonaccifanzeroviews7839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I'm here to celebrate Tim not wearing a polo!! Looking good Mayor. The Lobster Boil on July 4th was always the best.🎆

  • @DawnWillDoIt
    @DawnWillDoIt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ben throwing an add in for kyle rittenhouse’s app is the most Ben thing ever…

  • @Turner9090
    @Turner9090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    As tim was saying what America is to him, I got a news alert that a man was eaten by an 11-foot alligator in a South Carolina pond….God is indeed a comedian.

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know what America means to that gator...easy meat.

  • @heom0128
    @heom0128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I was listening to this while grocery shopping and people were looking at me like I was crazy because I was laughing so much

  • @scotty2shotty
    @scotty2shotty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The America to me rant will no doubt go down in history with the other classics, all from the great oracle of our time Mr. Timothy Dillon

  • @trevorp1013
    @trevorp1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Tim’s “being an American” speech was stoic, akin to Dwight D Eisenhower’s speech on military industrial complex or JFK’s speech for the mission to the moon. Simply and utterly riveting 😮‍💨😂🫡

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe even MLK's "I had a dream last night" speech.

    • @cashkenterprises5584
      @cashkenterprises5584 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought I was listening to a dark Paul Harvey or something

  • @isthisdom
    @isthisdom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of the most iconic Tim Dillon moments. People plz share this

  • @DAtoms91
    @DAtoms91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Sunglasses = gonna be a knife fight of a podcast

  • @EntropicSpore
    @EntropicSpore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Every week, I laugh harder than I ever have and the time before that was the week before. At the 45 min mark on, I just lost it. God Bless Tim. I wish him well.

  • @MeganWall1019
    @MeganWall1019 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Tim was on fire here! This rant rings in my head 😂

  • @redlightclinicdrummer
    @redlightclinicdrummer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Tim came in my restaurant last week and yelled at me about his food
    Never in my life have I been so scared of someone with chicken salad on the side of their mouth

    • @BasilHagens
      @BasilHagens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🧢

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is what I wanted to see when he moved to Austin, Truly.

    • @vanessa1569
      @vanessa1569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He will legitimately eat you

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Nice of Tim to take time away from a Miami horse track to do the podcast.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The horse track is up in Broward, hour north of there, Jo Po.. appreciate the jokes as always

  • @kellenkey390
    @kellenkey390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Most amazing thing ever happens:
    Tim Dillion: "itttss, its fine. I mean, its just, its fine"

  • @ShowerOnceYearly
    @ShowerOnceYearly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    14:20 this babbel ad is legendary some one make a clip
    Tim: "Say something in Swedish"
    Ben: *inhales*
    Tim: "Shut up"
    LMAOO

  • @matthewmaguire71
    @matthewmaguire71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bravo Tim, one of your best ever podcasts. "America means to me..." will go down in history.

  • @cobradyne4059
    @cobradyne4059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Man of the people in $100,000 glasses from Dodi Al-Fayed

  • @lordshittington135
    @lordshittington135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Tim's "What is America" speech will be used by government torturers on a loop in prisoners cells. Truly soul crushing terror.

    • @03e-210a
      @03e-210a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is beautiful. Please someone send it to the FBI or the CIA

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@03e-210a Oh, they know.

  • @rioperez7461
    @rioperez7461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Tim my brother, your show gets me through some shitty times. 1 hour of pure hilarious rants, it's therapeutic.

  • @stevensteven7165
    @stevensteven7165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gotta love how this podcast unintentionally delivers the perfectly modernized laugh track of our times in the subtle, threshold perceptible chuckles of subordinate simp envy and uncomfortable insecurity seasoned with mild autismand packaged in a weathered used amazon box re-labeled 'sidekick'.
    I say this with love.can't touch the hair on my Timmy Tim tim

  • @jordanhaddad9018
    @jordanhaddad9018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I hope Ben bounces back after a rough job performance last episode

    • @DawnWillDoIt
      @DawnWillDoIt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t worry Ben “Sovereign Man” Avery really hit it out of the park on this one. I even appreciated his plug for the kyle rittenhouse app. Truly stunning behavior…

  • @brianpro666
    @brianpro666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The best podcast I've ever heard in life....I could not stop laughing. Tim Dillon has got at least a thousand bucks coming his way by donation

  • @neyhole8562
    @neyhole8562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tim is my Sunday morning sermon. Praise b to Tim! 🙏

  • @jasminazuber3661
    @jasminazuber3661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What Tim Dillon means to America, that should be the title of this episode!
    Bravo Tim, you have once again shown your intelligence, your rhetoric, to which no one is equal. Thank you for making my day ... we love you beyond the borders of the great America. Many greetings from Croatia❤️🇭🇷❤️

  • @nicholasjohn930
    @nicholasjohn930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The funniest moment of this show was when you asked Ben to say a few words in Swedish and then told him to shut up - and his reaction. Priceless.

  • @eugeniamaurajames1907
    @eugeniamaurajames1907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Holy shit, that was masterful 😂😂😂The darker he goes, the brighter his talent shines.

  • @CCitis
    @CCitis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Congrats on the Saudi Spotify deal... we will miss you.

  • @DATDesign
    @DATDesign 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dodi Al Fayed's glasses are the best investment Tim's made in the show yet lol.

  • @anthonyplanzo1082
    @anthonyplanzo1082 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The fact that this video only has 468k views is criminal. Should be over a 100 million. Every word he says is true

  • @melanievazqu3z
    @melanievazqu3z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the only thing I have to look forward to anymore

  • @comebackseason8384
    @comebackseason8384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wasnt the episode already online as American Summer?

  • @Hardhatmediaa
    @Hardhatmediaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    22:55 “ can we go back with the British “ 🤣🤣 honestly feels like it’s been a mistake

  • @MexicanRugDealer
    @MexicanRugDealer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This podcast is an American treasure. 💯💯💯😂

  • @2010kgurl
    @2010kgurl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Tim's definition of being an American is hilarious... but he subconsciously describes having freedom of thought, speech, and comedy.

  • @totalgamer1819
    @totalgamer1819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tim looks like he bought tickets to Jurassic Park

  • @Jobester323
    @Jobester323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The ending of this podcast should be written down on scrolls as scripture and buried away in a time capsule, deep beneath the soon to be ruined remains of the United States. A reminder for future generations to what a great, yet brutally savage country we once were.

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We said we were reclaiming this land from the savages, but we were them all along.

  • @S_Padival
    @S_Padival 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tim is dressed like a character out of Grand Theft Auto 😂

  • @mkhex87
    @mkhex87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's not the 4th of July but that monologue at the end was brilliant.
    I feel like it's Tim being a little more deliberate about being a satirist.

  • @ian2000
    @ian2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tim you may not read this but I just spent the weekend in the psych ward and I have been looking forward to this episode.

  • @heretic.137
    @heretic.137 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Happy 4th of July everyone

  • @ryanl3812
    @ryanl3812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Tim Dillon is a goddamn national treasure