☝ always finding a way to check someone's grammar is inherently American!!the boring Chinese are working on engineering problems as the language isn't good enough to allow it
Wait till you see his special…. Or better yea I saw him a few months ago love working his special material. They are not the same Dillon, stand up Dillon is waaaaay more laughs you’ll have in an hour than his fantastic rants.
Ok, What is a woman? There are about ~130 Million XX, so are we bigger perverts than TDill because our brains can’t process such rudimentary common sense that XX=Female?
This man is able to filter the darkness. Make it palatable. Make it even comfortable. He was ranting about something in the last episode that pretty much described the current state of my life. It’s a very bad state. He was describing it almost to a T. It should’ve depressed the hell out of me. But it was making me laugh, I was even pumping my arm in the air. He was describing a terrible situation, one that I happen to find myself in, And he was making me feel OK about it. That’s a goddamn superpower.
Whatever shit you’re currently going through, that attitude tells me that you are absolutely going to make it and come out on the other side. Good on ya, Mate!
This is like an epic, fully-formed comedy special that he's just rattling off the top of his head. What an incredible talent. At least three occasions I needed to call my friends to tell them what was happening here.
The "what america means to me" monologue is one of the most hilarious & brilliant pieces of thought I've ever heard. That being said, one of my of fav moments in any ep is when Ben says "noooooo!"
@@ShatterNWO you can start celebrating missing anniversary milestones. And make sure to treat yourself to nice dinners n gifts in relation to the anniversary milestone. She would want that , we know that much to be true.
@@benjamming8866 which anniversary am I celebrating? the day she was reported missing or the day I filed for divorce, which was the day after she was reported missing? Completely unrelated question, how deep underground can cadaveur dogs smell?
I know they are friends, but Tim needs to draw the line somewhere. He can't keep cleaning up all of Ben's messes. Bailing Ben out after he was arrested with the "Patriot Front" in Idaho is just too much. At this point he's just encouraging this behavior.
@@CHINESE_PRIDE I was literally contemplating that very thing last Saturday when the show premiered. Nobody presses there tongue up against their front teeth like that who isn’t gay.
I really hope Ben knows that there are people who love him and care about him....I was gonna make a joke about him sabotaging the podcast but I actually feel wholesome right now
Tim looking like an undercover FBI agent on a Royal Caribbean Cruise ship, looking to bust a human trafficking organisation in a high stakes poker game. #LifeInTheBigCity 🚬😎👍
I'm from Vegas but lived in Avondale AZ for a year in high school. I moved to the MidWest last year and have been trying to explain the cat piss smell that comes before rain in LV and AZ lol you could tell when it was about to rain from the smell. People in the midwest were very confused, it smells super fresh and naturey here when it rains.
when he said in a past ep that the whole state is like a giant pf changs i felt so understood. especially since i was working at pf changs corporate office at the time.
on “Being an American…” i mean, in my humble opinion more beautiful, transparent and reflective words on who we’ve [Americans] become have never been spouted. Tim’s views are obviously humorous but he’s also not lying-in spite of having strong conviction in lying. anyhow, another great episode-thanks Ben.
As tim was saying what America is to him, I got a news alert that a man was eaten by an 11-foot alligator in a South Carolina pond….God is indeed a comedian.
Tim’s “being an American” speech was stoic, akin to Dwight D Eisenhower’s speech on military industrial complex or JFK’s speech for the mission to the moon. Simply and utterly riveting 😮💨😂🫡
Every week, I laugh harder than I ever have and the time before that was the week before. At the 45 min mark on, I just lost it. God Bless Tim. I wish him well.
Tim came in my restaurant last week and yelled at me about his food Never in my life have I been so scared of someone with chicken salad on the side of their mouth
Gotta love how this podcast unintentionally delivers the perfectly modernized laugh track of our times in the subtle, threshold perceptible chuckles of subordinate simp envy and uncomfortable insecurity seasoned with mild autismand packaged in a weathered used amazon box re-labeled 'sidekick'. I say this with love.can't touch the hair on my Timmy Tim tim
Don’t worry Ben “Sovereign Man” Avery really hit it out of the park on this one. I even appreciated his plug for the kyle rittenhouse app. Truly stunning behavior…
What Tim Dillon means to America, that should be the title of this episode! Bravo Tim, you have once again shown your intelligence, your rhetoric, to which no one is equal. Thank you for making my day ... we love you beyond the borders of the great America. Many greetings from Croatia❤️🇭🇷❤️
The ending of this podcast should be written down on scrolls as scripture and buried away in a time capsule, deep beneath the soon to be ruined remains of the United States. A reminder for future generations to what a great, yet brutally savage country we once were.
the being an American monologue was hauntingly beautiful. God Bless America
🎯
It's beautiful how eloquently Tim described the USA as the failed experiment that it is.
Time stamp please?
@@FrenchCanadianGuy just watch the damn podcast
❤
America to me is the never ending struggle to be something and then immediately hating it once you’ve gotten there
Tim’s “What America means to me” speech should be performed during the next State of the Union address
It'll be better than whatever gobbledygook falls out of the mummy's mouth.
Can you imagine tho lmao
Holy shit yes... this is incredible.
truely amazing
I've listened to it 3 times now and it's both depressingly hilarious and beautifully captivating and inspiring
Tim is one of the few guys who can be multiple years + sober and still look constantly hungover
Truly
He's talked about liking fancy meals. Have you seen the calories in a mousse? And that's just one course. Good for him tbh
When your parents are MIT professors; in childhood you're fed enough psychedelics to last a lifetime.
@@syr72he's clean on it.
The “being an American” monologue was an absolute classic 🔥🇺🇸
Years from now it will be held in the same regard as ‘7 Words You Can’t Say On TV’ perhaps even surpassing it.
Monologues not monologue.
☝ always finding a way to check someone's grammar is inherently American!!the boring Chinese are working on engineering problems as the language isn't good enough to allow it
Steevee Keys ur wrong
Steevee Keys grammaticall*
Tim's rants are funnier than most specials on netflix!
I disagree, Brendan Shaubs special is the funniest special ever created.
This post hilarious coming from a Burr page, that last Burr ensemble production on Netflix was ROUGH
Wait till you see his special…. Or better yea I saw him a few months ago love working his special material. They are not the same Dillon, stand up Dillon is waaaaay more laughs you’ll have in an hour than his fantastic rants.
Tims a low key devil
Norm Macdonald, Hitler’s dog is my favorite
Tim flawlessly dives into the darkest parts of humanity. Canonballs into it and leaves everyone covered in shit. What a fucking gem.
This is like a professional review nice hahah
Beautifully put..
Ha ha. That's the best description of Dillon's act that I've come across.
Is it a flawless dive or a cannonball? Lol. Not that I disagree.
Than runs an ad
Tim looks like the rich uncle that shows up to the cookout late so everyone sees the Bentley.
But he’s really completely bankrupt and starts hitting up the family for loans.
@@diggitywaxenhausen9011 "You'll get your money back when Doge, Gamestop and Luna get back to all time highs."
That's the 'Austin pimp' look.
@@Rampart.X whats there to pimp there? homeless fentanyl guitar players?
@@ShatterNWO - twink podcast producers
This episode is like a State of the Union Address, but without all the lies.
Tim Dillon really understands what America is..
Ok, What is a woman? There are about ~130 Million XX, so are we bigger perverts than TDill because our brains can’t process such rudimentary common sense that XX=Female?
This man is able to filter the darkness. Make it palatable. Make it even comfortable. He was ranting about something in the last episode that pretty much described the current state of my life. It’s a very bad state. He was describing it almost to a T. It should’ve depressed the hell out of me. But it was making me laugh, I was even pumping my arm in the air. He was describing a terrible situation, one that I happen to find myself in, And he was making me feel OK about it. That’s a goddamn superpower.
Was it laying on the couch wishing for death stuck in a low wage job
We wish you well
Whatever shit you’re currently going through, that attitude tells me that you are absolutely going to make it and come out on the other side. Good on ya, Mate!
*tees off*
Beautiful
You already know it’s gonna be good from Tim’s attire
$50,000 sunglasses on.
@@boertje I think they were like 85K dude :D, they were taken from Dodis cold dead body... allegedly
@@boertje $100,000 he ended up at.
@@jordanjae Still a bargain the way inflations going
@@jordanjae And it should increase MORE!
Ben’s laugh is such a magical thing
I got all emotional and teared up with his "America to me" speech. Beautiful.
This video is a 4th of July tradition to me at this point
This is like an epic, fully-formed comedy special that he's just rattling off the top of his head. What an incredible talent. At least three occasions I needed to call my friends to tell them what was happening here.
weird
@@mickydee896 you’re weird
Makes you think about how long Tim must've been stewing on these thoughts haha.
@Jase Bamber "friends"
SAME
I swear to God Tim just makes me laugh like no one else. He is just the best comic out there today by far. He is larger than life.
thankfully not as big as Burnt Chrysler..
tim - take off your pants
@@thepeas or as racist! Fat Sticks aka Knights of Tha Ku Kulx Klan mini David Duke : The Grand Wizard
THE LARGEST
He's not even a comic at this point. Just a realist. A prophet
You had me @22:59 with the "Can we go back with the British? Like, can we admit that this has been a mistake?"
That's up there with Billy Burr asking when we admit the internet was a giant mistake and turn it off.
He will find the same problems there
@@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059 that s not true :))
And even the problems the british have,they are new and brought by the immigrants :))
Love how Tim NEVER breaks, but when he does a mild impression of his father, he smiles like a schoolboy who just got a Nintendo 64 for Christmas
Ben’s ability to go from laughing back to serious face is impeccable
once a week i find myself coming back to this gem.
Protect this man at all costs. He is the darkness we deserve.
Tim yelling ‘Bobbaaayyyyy!!!!’ is quickly becoming my favorite thing in the world 😂
19:08
That's a Whitney Houston reference if you didn't know.
38:17
You can literally smell the luxury coming through the monitor.
*_Once again, Ben tries to derail the greatest podcast on earth, and Tim, once again, saves the day._*
Timestamp please
@@pandeyUkislay 0:00-1:07:40
@@pandeyUkislay iTs a RunninG joke.
It's the new haircut 🤣
@@bottomlinebassin2001 I'm not jealous of that gorgeous hair. At all.
This is going to be a BANGER. I can feel it in my bones.
You can feel it in your bones? The cancer has spread to your bone marrow, RIP
@@alo4912 like a true, Tim Dillon fan, yes…CHEMO is ON THE HORIZON.
You were right
@@hmiddle3495 I wish you well
@@alo4912 life in thr big city
The "what america means to me" monologue is one of the most hilarious & brilliant pieces of thought I've ever heard. That being said, one of my of fav moments in any ep is when Ben says "noooooo!"
Tims being an American speech is the most correct words I’ve ever heard
Timmy doing a Carlin with his "What America means to me..." bit. Goddammit, this man is a national treasure, and we need to protect him at all cost.
44:51 I love how confused Tim always looks when Ben's saying something. It's as if Ben's speaking Swedish and Tim has no idea what he's saying.
my Tensorflow instructor is a Tim Dillon fan?
life in the big city
@@AliNT77 haha looks like the internet is just one big city
@@mrdbourke thank you for the content man keep up the good work 🙏👍
It’s because he is perpetually ungrateful
@adamtgill nah, but you probably are
I’m realizing how proud I am to be an American after Tim speaks of what it’s like to be an American. God bless the USA
The ending 10 minutes are the greatest 10 in podcast history
I usually watch for Ben's reaction, but I can't stop watching Tim's outfit.. he went for the carnival cruise look
Glad to see Tim rocking his 85 thhhhousand dollars sun glasses
Tim becoming a rich snob is the best development of the year. Which is saying a lot considering my ex wife has been missing for 3 months.
@@ShatterNWO dont worry bro shes just working a 480 hour shift at work, everything's fine.
@@ShatterNWO you can start celebrating missing anniversary milestones. And make sure to treat yourself to nice dinners n gifts in relation to the anniversary milestone. She would want that , we know that much to be true.
@@benjamming8866 which anniversary am I celebrating? the day she was reported missing or the day I filed for divorce, which was the day after she was reported missing? Completely unrelated question, how deep underground can cadaveur dogs smell?
they went up to 100k in the last episode.. 😆
I know they are friends, but Tim needs to draw the line somewhere. He can't keep cleaning up all of Ben's messes. Bailing Ben out after he was arrested with the "Patriot Front" in Idaho is just too much. At this point he's just encouraging this behavior.
Friends say "NO! Just STOP!"
@@Rampart.X Tim's probably bailin' him out of the Pot right now. Lord help him. Tim, not Ben.
I think they're actually lovers. It's the only way to explain their dynamic.
@@CHINESE_PRIDE I was literally contemplating that very thing last Saturday when the show premiered. Nobody presses there tongue up against their front teeth like that who isn’t gay.
@@CHINESE_PRIDE maybe Ben's wife is made up?
I really hope Ben knows that there are people who love him and care about him....I was gonna make a joke about him sabotaging the podcast but I actually feel wholesome right now
#pride
I revisit this every 4th since and it's always worth it
Ben’s giggle fits where he does something odd with his hands and Tim’s expressions at insane shit are what makes the video episodes so good 🤣
Strange people the forced laugh is cringe
lol, where he brings up them up to his face and shakes his fists on his eyes? 😆
They should release a shirt with a sketch of him doing that.
Tim rocking the coke fueled yacht salesman look............ absoloute gold!!!!
Tim's Being an American rant is one of the best rant's he has ever done. Period. Dying!
Loving it!
Tim should definitely play an adult cartman in a live action film
Lol yea and Ben could play Kenny
@@loyal7597 Because he'll die?
'Alex Jones' would be more precise.
Yeah the plot being how bill hicks become Alex Jones
Tim Dillon is my favorite Preacher. Love you Father Dillon! This episode has me on my knees, crying, laughing, and believing. Amen
Tim's speech about America moved me to my core. Thank you for existing Tim, you are an angel.
Tim looking like an undercover FBI agent on a Royal Caribbean Cruise ship, looking to bust a human trafficking organisation in a high stakes poker game. #LifeInTheBigCity 🚬😎👍
Cool Adam, today is a sad day.
Wait until the end of the cruise to make the arrests. Otherwise the buffet is super awkward.
@@paulfroelich1024 get over it
@@ShatterNWO HAHAHA!! 😂😅
Subbed only based on name and pic
We could really learn something from Ben , the fact he’s avoided the pot this long is truly admirable.
Buy BenCoin now making NFT’s out of the souls of the homeless… # stir_the_pot
Tim dillon is where i get my news
Tim is irresponsibly hilarious.
I almost crashed my car.
We miss you Ben. Tim’s confidence was at an all time high with you around.
Ben, you have GOT to put the "being an American to me means..." section up as a short. Best short material in years.
yes!!
Being an American to me is enjoying the Tim Dillon show every weekend ❤
As someone who lives in Arizona, everything, and anything Tim has said about being here, and most the people here, is 100% true😂😂😂😂
Phoenix
@@citizen-2099 Tucson
More meth and hoodies in 100+ degree weather.
I'm from Vegas but lived in Avondale AZ for a year in high school. I moved to the MidWest last year and have been trying to explain the cat piss smell that comes before rain in LV and AZ lol you could tell when it was about to rain from the smell. People in the midwest were very confused, it smells super fresh and naturey here when it rains.
when he said in a past ep that the whole state is like a giant pf changs i felt so understood. especially since i was working at pf changs corporate office at the time.
I think this was the greatest Tim Dillon show ever recorded. Wow
I got the chills about 5 god damn times during this podcast... that is what AMERICA means to me.
I watch this every 4th now like a spiritual reading tim dillon you will always be famous
Tim Dillon is the only thing that can even remotely make me laugh in today’s circumstances
We need to protect this man at all costs
“America: A place where you’ll get a bunch of stuff you don’t deserve, and nothing you do”
Poetry
The what does america mean to me end rant was glorious i have tears in my eyes both of laughter aswell as from pure patriotic pride
on “Being an American…” i mean, in my humble opinion more beautiful, transparent and reflective words on who we’ve [Americans] become have never been spouted. Tim’s views are obviously humorous but he’s also not lying-in spite of having strong conviction in lying. anyhow, another great episode-thanks Ben.
Timothy Dillon is what being an American means to me 🇺🇸
I'm here to celebrate Tim not wearing a polo!! Looking good Mayor. The Lobster Boil on July 4th was always the best.🎆
Ben throwing an add in for kyle rittenhouse’s app is the most Ben thing ever…
As tim was saying what America is to him, I got a news alert that a man was eaten by an 11-foot alligator in a South Carolina pond….God is indeed a comedian.
I know what America means to that gator...easy meat.
I was listening to this while grocery shopping and people were looking at me like I was crazy because I was laughing so much
The America to me rant will no doubt go down in history with the other classics, all from the great oracle of our time Mr. Timothy Dillon
Tim’s “being an American” speech was stoic, akin to Dwight D Eisenhower’s speech on military industrial complex or JFK’s speech for the mission to the moon. Simply and utterly riveting 😮💨😂🫡
Maybe even MLK's "I had a dream last night" speech.
I thought I was listening to a dark Paul Harvey or something
One of the most iconic Tim Dillon moments. People plz share this
Sunglasses = gonna be a knife fight of a podcast
Those glasses cost him$110,000!
Knife in the big city.
Every week, I laugh harder than I ever have and the time before that was the week before. At the 45 min mark on, I just lost it. God Bless Tim. I wish him well.
Tim was on fire here! This rant rings in my head 😂
Tim came in my restaurant last week and yelled at me about his food
Never in my life have I been so scared of someone with chicken salad on the side of their mouth
🧢
This is what I wanted to see when he moved to Austin, Truly.
🤣
He will legitimately eat you
Nice of Tim to take time away from a Miami horse track to do the podcast.
The horse track is up in Broward, hour north of there, Jo Po.. appreciate the jokes as always
Most amazing thing ever happens:
Tim Dillion: "itttss, its fine. I mean, its just, its fine"
14:20 this babbel ad is legendary some one make a clip
Tim: "Say something in Swedish"
Ben: *inhales*
Tim: "Shut up"
LMAOO
Bravo Tim, one of your best ever podcasts. "America means to me..." will go down in history.
Man of the people in $100,000 glasses from Dodi Al-Fayed
Tim's "What is America" speech will be used by government torturers on a loop in prisoners cells. Truly soul crushing terror.
It is beautiful. Please someone send it to the FBI or the CIA
@@03e-210a Oh, they know.
Tim my brother, your show gets me through some shitty times. 1 hour of pure hilarious rants, it's therapeutic.
Gotta love how this podcast unintentionally delivers the perfectly modernized laugh track of our times in the subtle, threshold perceptible chuckles of subordinate simp envy and uncomfortable insecurity seasoned with mild autismand packaged in a weathered used amazon box re-labeled 'sidekick'.
I say this with love.can't touch the hair on my Timmy Tim tim
I hope Ben bounces back after a rough job performance last episode
Don’t worry Ben “Sovereign Man” Avery really hit it out of the park on this one. I even appreciated his plug for the kyle rittenhouse app. Truly stunning behavior…
The best podcast I've ever heard in life....I could not stop laughing. Tim Dillon has got at least a thousand bucks coming his way by donation
Tim is my Sunday morning sermon. Praise b to Tim! 🙏
What Tim Dillon means to America, that should be the title of this episode!
Bravo Tim, you have once again shown your intelligence, your rhetoric, to which no one is equal. Thank you for making my day ... we love you beyond the borders of the great America. Many greetings from Croatia❤️🇭🇷❤️
The funniest moment of this show was when you asked Ben to say a few words in Swedish and then told him to shut up - and his reaction. Priceless.
Holy shit, that was masterful 😂😂😂The darker he goes, the brighter his talent shines.
Congrats on the Saudi Spotify deal... we will miss you.
Dodi Al Fayed's glasses are the best investment Tim's made in the show yet lol.
The fact that this video only has 468k views is criminal. Should be over a 100 million. Every word he says is true
This is the only thing I have to look forward to anymore
Wasnt the episode already online as American Summer?
22:55 “ can we go back with the British “ 🤣🤣 honestly feels like it’s been a mistake
This podcast is an American treasure. 💯💯💯😂
Tim's definition of being an American is hilarious... but he subconsciously describes having freedom of thought, speech, and comedy.
Tim looks like he bought tickets to Jurassic Park
The ending of this podcast should be written down on scrolls as scripture and buried away in a time capsule, deep beneath the soon to be ruined remains of the United States. A reminder for future generations to what a great, yet brutally savage country we once were.
We said we were reclaiming this land from the savages, but we were them all along.
Tim is dressed like a character out of Grand Theft Auto 😂
It's not the 4th of July but that monologue at the end was brilliant.
I feel like it's Tim being a little more deliberate about being a satirist.
Tim you may not read this but I just spent the weekend in the psych ward and I have been looking forward to this episode.
Happy 4th of July everyone
Tim Dillon is a goddamn national treasure