Nick please I know I made a lot mistakes but if you had just given me more attention I wouldn’t have gone looking for it somewhere else plus when I tried to hold your hand at the CVS the other week you told me no because I supposedly always sneeze into my hands and never wash them but you know that’s a nervous habit of mine I don’t appreciate being punished for it, please Nick I’m the best you ever had like the drake song I know you lie awake at night thinking about me just give up this charade already
this dude who sad me refused to admit that it was bad after he even admitted it and i went “would u care if someone did that to your sister?” and he stared at me and went “well no” 😭
Oh hey, that’s my story 😅 I sent that one in and basically the story is that I was goin to hang out with him and another friend, I went to pick him up and then on our way to the other friend’s house she cancelled. We hung out for a little bit longer and he I guess thought it was a date, I’m not gonna get into the details but he ended up making over 20 different numbers, 4 instagrams and 2 snapchats. I was explicitly clear after it was obvious he didn’t get the hint and now any time he texts me I have to basically tell him “fuck off I hate you.” I’m debating changing my number tbh bc this all happened back in 2020
Oof. Well if it's something that strongly affects him personally I can see why that would put him off wanting a relationship. But if not that's an awful excuse!
@@nunpho What does it have to do with their relationship though?? Like, I’ve been extremely poor and unemployed at times, and never once did I think “better break up with my significant other!”
@@CharlieApples I've known people who have broken off relationships or had a break when under a ton of stress. Some people feel like they just can't put what they need into a relationship at that point.
WAIT- what? Are you hinting that we’re not in a serious relationship because we barely talked? I m sorry I thought that was what you wanted- I didn’t want to seem “needy” and I was playing it cool, like I didn’t care - BUT I DO!!! I NEED YOU! Why Are you BREAKING UP WITH ME in the comments of NickIsNotGreen?!? It’s where we met- our common passion….that is messed up. Damn. You know what? I’m actually GLAD this happened- I don’t want to be with someone so passive aggressive they have to comment to EVERYONE but me HOPING I’ll take the “hint”. Well, I DID.. We’re Breaking up and I’m still making your hopes and dreams come trueWow. YOUR WELCOME. That’s just who I am, I can’t even help it- at least through it all, we both learned some lessons.. like” the skull emoji is NOT the one to use for SA.” And…well, sometimes , no matter how much blood sweat and tears I’ve given you- it wasn’t enough. Or? It wasn’t what you wanted- blood, sweat, tears…. Ok , bodily fluids are off the menu, I get it.well, anyway I must sorrily say goodbye- THATS RIGHT EVERYONE- ITS OVER! It’s true- we’ll just go back to being strangers who never talk- just pretend nothing ever happened like you always do. Like it’s all in my head,, like everything always is anyway ..all I know is whatever it was, it’s over now…. So Goodbye….✊🚫🟢
It sounds ridiculous but my ex did that "I saved them for you" thing...except with n*des. I found out that the whole time we'd been dating, his "ex" was actually in a mental health facility and believed he'd be there waiting when she got out. I was devastated for the both of us. So instead of admitting how terrible of a person he is, he tried to convince me the three of us could be in a poly relationship (I have zero issues with polyamory as a concept but I'd previously made it clear I wasn't personally interested.) Oh, and the finishing touch to his speech about how he "thought I'd be fine with it because I'm bi/pansexual"? He sends me this poor girl's private photos, to show her off like he's trying to sell her to me or something. I was disgusted because he didn't get her permission to do that - I asked him if he'd been sending my personal photos to other women and he said he'd never do that to me specifically, since he loves me? Oh so that's supposed to make it better, like I have zero empathy for this woman who's struggling with her mental health, being cheated on AND having her n*des shared around like pokémon cards?? He had the audacity to message me a few weeks after I dumped him saying "I know you're upset but I told you I don't get social cues sometimes, you knew that when we started dating!" I've been diagnosed with autism for over twelve years, he hasn't, but he and his mother had a vague suspicion that his lack of empathy is a sign of ASD. No dude, that's not autism, you're just a sh*tty person.
Oh wow, that's really bad behavior on that guy's part. And I can totally relate to a straight ex thinking it was okay to push polyamory on me, suggesting "you'll definitely be okay because you're bi, right?" As if one can't be bi and want monogamy 💀💀
@@biancamo10 it's nice to commiserate with others but it's sad knowing that it's a common enough belief that it's happened to both of us! Like yes, I don't have a preference in terms of gender identity, but that's a totally separate thing from being poly. It's weird because they never expect a straight woman to be fine with dating multiple men, etc...I guess it comes from the misconception that bi and pan people are more "promiscuous" than other sexualities. Which is also dumb because not only are we not, but neither are those in poly relationships!! Not that it'd even matter since both monogamous and poly relationships are equally based on respect and consent. Sorry for the rant lol it just bugs me so much.
@@monochromepink I still worry about whether it was the right thing to do but I actually found her Facebook and told her. As far as I know, she cut all contact with him (as did I) and I'm doing a lot better now, thank you!
mine forgot to block me on twitter and i accidentally stumbled into an entire thread he made malding about how i looked like i was doing better without him and it was the biggest ego boost ive ever gotten in my entire life
@@indiecloud100 eh im a guy on the internet so my words gonna be taken for a grain of salt but it was honest to god just mindless 3am scrolling followed by me witch cackling
nick i sent you an email with some screenshots for one of these a while back, and the initial explanation is kind of long but i promise it’s worth it. the tldr is this guy was obsessed with me and would text me at 1 am like “its all my fault for falling in love with a lesbian” and such WHILE HE HAD A GF
prolly the highlight of my ex's texts: i deleted them but one guy got mad at me because "i never looked sad after the breakup" (i was sad, of course, but i handled my emotions more privately) meanwhile he was moping around, constantly making eye contact with me, and just doing whatever he could to get my attention. i woulda been ok with this (hes just showing emotion. like a human.) but he was moping for nearly 5 MONTHS after our 1 month long relationship. yikes.
I deleted the texts, but when I came out to my ex as a trans-man, he called HRT/gender affirming surgery "mutilation" and kept messaging me about how I "led him on" by being trans. There's some cringe right there.
@@dianalove539 diana I reckon that op thinking about their transition for a while longer than you have. Maybe the concern is appreciated, but I don't think this is the time for that conversation.
A guy once insinuated that I hate polyamory bc I had the audacity to explain how I didn't want to be in a relationship with him and my bully 😁 "You liked both of us at the time!" I did not!
I physically recoiled the ENTIRE time during that last dude's mountain of text. He sounds like a band kid that is trying to use every big word imaginable to sound better than her. Holy shit I cringed through every word LMAO
Honestly, it sounds like a message I would type. "Big words" are more specific and get the point across better, and I don't like repetition so I'll use synonyms. It's not necessarily them being pretentious. Sometimes I have to go back and edit comments I've left because they sound so unnatural, but that's just the way they tend to come out
@@hyalophora The issues isn't him using big words, you can definitely do that without being weird and overly formal. It you can't tell that this guy isn't a smart as he thinks he is then you might have the same issue.
@@khadeejones1136 I know what the issue is. The big words are a part of the weird and overly formal, and the original commenter specifically acknowledged the big words, which is why I focused on that in my reply. The comments that I mention making which end up sounding unnatural ARE weird and overly formal, with big words. That's what I'm saying. Being weird, overly formal, and using big words doesn't make someone pretentious. It's frankly a mean assumption to make. Just look at how many people in this comments section are saying that they type that same way and that it's because they're autistic! I do it out of anxiety, in order to avoid misunderstandings, which stress me out. One such misunderstanding that stresses me out is people assuming I'm talking weird because I like to think I'm better than people The guy at the end of the video kind of sucks for his actions, but we should be judging his actions instead of his words.
pretty sure the dude is autistic tho lol. what he did was shitty but i genuinely think that’s just how he talks bc i do the exact same thing especially in important conversations and i’ve seen soooo many other autistic people say the same thing
A few months after a big breakup a couple years ago, I broke no contact after months to make sure my ex had gotten rid of all photos of me (there'd been an issue with him sharing less than appropriate photos of me and I needed to ensure it would never happen again, so I backed it up citing a rule that says basically "I've made it clear that my intimate photos can never be shared"). He told me I was being "disrespectful" for asking for that confirmation, that "even his worst exes never threatened him legally" (I was just being thorough since he'd literally breached my privacy before). And perhaps the most iconic line was "You always seem to conveniently forget when you're mean, so when you look back at this I hope you remember just how unfair you are to me, I'm so mad I wasted so much time on you," bla bla bla. Like, sir??? If you broke my trust, do I really owe you coddling for your bad behavior? (The answer is no.) Anyways boooooooo that guy, I'm in a much happier and healthier relationship with good boundaries now.
Shoutout to my ex from highschool that essentially messaged me at the age of 24 “when I eventually break up with the lady that lets me live in her house we can be together” hahahahahahhahahahah
i broke up with my gf yesterday and it was so beyond foul, like it was way messier than i could have imagined and the whole situation felt terrible. This video has cheered me up quite a bit, she also has sent some horrible text messages
Seeing gaslighting towards someone else is wild because I went through it. I found inappropriate messages between him and several other women and he told me "if I was actually cheating on you, I would have deleted the evidence. Words arent cheating" but then would also cry if I talked to ANY other guy in a friendly way 😂😂😂
I wish I could send in my ex's nonsensical rant (a year after they broke up with me and we stopped all contact) about how I still own their heart and how God has darkened my soul but I feel like they might see a video and actually kill me lol still was the craziest insta dm I ever have received bc the way the messages were written i legit thought it was spam
This is making me wanna send the screenshots of my ex dumping over text minutes before midnight on New Year’s Eve and acting like he had a surprise for me😍😍😍
Oh also like a day later someone Dmed him asking if we broke up (he had to be stalking my exes page to notice he deleted the pics of us💀) and the guy messaged my ex asking if there was “something wrong with her” asking if I was “stupid” or “special” then immediately after asked him for my Snapchat “for a friend” it was definitely an experience to be had😭😭😭
Stop my ex that like pressured me into sex a lot told me he didn’t think he was “that bad” when I told him how I felt about everything while we broke up. Yeah well I did!
my ex sent me a long slough of messages because i left a discord i was muted in, and vented about r*lapsing to a vent server because my grandmother had just died and i was under a lot of stress she told me that i should have vented to her instead, broke up with me over text, called me names, then said i was toxic bc all i responded was “k” two weeks later, she sends me another slough of texts telling me that she broke up with me because my vent (that an ex mutual friend had sent her) triggered her so much that she couldn’t think then she told me to kill myself anyways since then she has almost shoved me down the stairs at school anyways so here’s hoping it happens because her mom is a chemist for an oil company and that lawsuit money would be nice-
omg I deleted all my old texts with my ex but I’ll never forget when she texted me some supportive words the day of my grandmas funeral & then got upset with me for not showing enough appreciation in my messages back & when I was like I literally just buried my grandma sorry if I don’t wanna talk rn she started crying & I had to apologize 😭😭
@@6ded502 yeah butt it's also cultural, it just has different connotations where I'm from 🤷🏻 We use it a lot for a lot of different shit. Like, you'd have to really have the venom in your tone and the rest of the sentence for it to be taken that negatively. I've called my boyfriend and my besties c*nts plenty 🥲
@@imbluedubbadee I get the british and aussie use of it, it’s just used in a derogatory way 99% of the time everywhere else and was definitely used that way in this scenario so I feel like their reactions were warranted
@@6ded502 I wasn't ever saying those reactions weren't warranted or that I thought that particular use wasn't derogatory? I was simply commenting that it's jarring to me as an Aussie to witness this whole thing? 😅 What part of anything I said implied at all that their reactions were invalid?
An ex of mine texted me a couple weeks after we broke up trying to convince me to continue sexting him based on a recommendation his THERAPIST made. Tried telling me a therapist told him to reach out for nudes so he could “feel a sense of closure.” Lol, k bud
This was quite possibly the funniest shit I’ve ever seen- I’ve also came to the conclusion that I’ve never had a original moment in life- theses were all men I’ve had the dishonor of talking too 😂😂
I enjoy Nick's content a lot lot more when he's collaborating with someone else. I found his guest appearance on Sad Boyz to be a blast. He seems pretty different when he has someone to play off and have a discussion, which is noticeably absent in his solo content
In high school there was a guy that liked me. We weren't dating but he clearly wanted to date with me. He would cling to me and try and hold my hand all the time. He would hug me and try and like, pick me up all the time. In text messages he would always text how he loved me and would do anything for me. If I seemed mad at him (I wasn't mad, just a little uncomfortable) then he would apologize and say that he would hurt himself before he would want to hurt me. He would also talk extensively about his gun collection and how he would use them on someone if I asked. (I wonder why I didn't want to date him?)
Had a “friend” who would grab/touch his female friends (including me) because “that’s how [he] show love!” It made all of us uncomfortable, and he refused to stop even when we told him so because apparently it’s not fair for us to try to control how he expresses love 💀💀 Trust me, most of us tried to avoid him but he’d constantly seek us out. He also had a tendency to purposely misgender any transmasc person he had a crush on because he had to insist that he’s straight.
my ex sent me sad poetry he wrote about our breakup after I told him not to talk to me lol he also got mad at me for "infantilising me" because I told him he was misinterpreting me and he said "there is no other way to interpet this"
i dont have any screenshots because i deleted them for the sake of my mental health, but i had this ex who assaulted me multiple times. he blamed every instance on being a teenage boy and being hormonal. he even used this excuse when his mom got upset with him over it. i hate people like that so much
My ex manipulated me into staying with her for 8 months by repeatedly saying she would kill herself/die without me if i were to leave her. She lied about abuse. She guilt tripped me, she lied to me, and we also had no common interests. the only reason i stayed with her for very long was because i didnt want her to kill herself. When i finally broke up with her, she didnt even see the text until two days after. When she saw it, she sent me a suicide note and wouldnt answer any texts or calls. I called the police because i didnt know what to do, and when the showed up, she was fine. She was listening to BTS and drawing. No crying, no self harm of any kind, nothing. She was bluffing. Fuck i hate her. The worst part is, WE WERE IN 7TH GRADE. It was so fucked up.
A few months ago a boy added me on Snapchat, I dont normally accept people that I don't know but I thought oh wtf and added him back we talked for a bit and he asked "wyd" and I said laying in bed he told me he was about to get in the shower and asked if I wanted pics I said no and he responded with "please you don't have to I just want to it's really hot" I continued to say no and scrambled to block him he then made MULTIPLE OTHER ACCOUNTS and added me with all of them. Another thing I thought was wierd is that he said he found me on quick add but I have that disabled so I have no idea how he got my account.
I’d like to say a few: Oct of 2021, an ex had started flirting w me (they live in NY, I live in TX, we’d been following eachother bc of mutual friends and artists), we got together for A WEEK and a few days into a mostly sexual relationship, said “I love you” (they did, not me, my friend pointed this out and I reevaluated everything), then they broke up w me because they couldn’t handle the distance, and that’s okay. They then engaged in a friends w benefits thing 5 months later for a small amount of time, then ghosted me for an external reason, said nothing, then a week later talked about how many ppl wanted them when EYE did as well (how rude!!), and was very uncaring to my loving relationship w my now boyfriend. Not to mention the fact that we would chat sometimes and they’d mention something I said or did on their story without showing my name or anything. They were a humongous ass. During the friends w benefits thing, I was also interested in another person who I used to be friends w. I actually considered something more w him, told him, and then he fell off the grid. I was dmed by my boyfriend for the first time, and considering the fact that I was already giving up on the other guy, I went on a date w my partner and have been w him since. A year or so ago before I transitioned, I was w a basic straight white guy named Luke, who would talk ab his “older sister” and how “she wanted to have a baby w her gf but couldnt”. The reason they couldn’t? It was actually his trans older brother. He misgendered him the whole time. I also realized I was bi and liked a classmate of ours and left Luke because I just wasn’t into him. Edit: should probably mention that the first person called me a walking red flag on their story bc I accidentally misspelled legos. Not even the worst part of the friendship but it’s def worth mentioning.
Please, I beg of y'all, do this again! I need more of this delicious cringe in my life. I'm going to do my best to scour any messages that I can find to contribute but this was absolutely hysterical and I hope you do another round of "embarrassing texts from exes again". Absolutely 🤌😚 *chefs kiss*
Nooooo my ex literally made a montage of Bojack Horseman and American Psycho to try to say how deressed he is without me and I didn't save it:(((( Literally the definition of incel frfr
So the “eight different phone numbers” thing hit me hard lol (That’s a coping lol not a haha) My ex “decided” to change the agreed upon “plan” when we were being intimate, and I was so heartbroken and depressed because I had to accept in that moment that a guy four years older than me at 19, didn’t even register in his mind that he raped his loving gf and was shocked when I ghosted him for a week before really awkwardly breaking up with him in which I HAD TO COMFORT HIMMMM. Men say women are confusing, im autistic and I say we are both complex but goddamn can we send some grown men back to kindergarten they need to be reminded of boundaries and others bodily autonomy. TLDR: my ex raped me but “didn’t know” and I had to take on both burdens of the trauma I had AND his “trauma” from me breaking up with him for RAPING me
100%, at 1:48 that man tryna justify his piss poor actions. Unfortunately I know the feeling. Shit sucks but at some point you just have to accept that you fucked up. Learn from it and be better
Got a text from a shorty I had been hangin with for like 4 months we’d been pretty close and she randomly tells me we should go separate ways and by the time I got to the message I was blocked on everything…ima chalk it up to her going back to her ex 🤦🏽♂️ I’m just mad she wasted my time money and emotions for four months
back in may, My ex LIED and told everyone in my life I SA'd them, i lost all my friends minus my current partner, EVEN AFTER THEY TOLD EVERYONE THEY LIED. and now my ex misses me and wants to be friends, and is saying they were "enraged and confused" when they accused me..
I have a whole religious letter sent to me from my ex best friend since elementary school, we broke up in college and she has sent me multiple texts gifts and letters. We were really bad for each other mental health wise.
i blocked my ex of almost 2 years (in jr year of hs) on everything, so he emails me. no worries, i blocked his email. few days later it's new year's eve and i'm with my new bf who treated me rlly good and i open my email and he made a whole nother email to beg me and cry that if i didn't pick him up that instant, his dad would uhm... yeah... and that's not even the worst of it!!
god i wish i still had my screenshots! mine told me he got hit by a car and lying on the ground then was like "jk I'm just bored" and he'd always ask to be in my life and said he wouldn't stop until i said yes (:
I'M LIVE ON TWITCH READING MORE EX TEXTS NOW
Nick please I know I made a lot mistakes but if you had just given me more attention I wouldn’t have gone looking for it somewhere else plus when I tried to hold your hand at the CVS the other week you told me no because I supposedly always sneeze into my hands and never wash them but you know that’s a nervous habit of mine I don’t appreciate being punished for it, please Nick I’m the best you ever had like the drake song I know you lie awake at night thinking about me just give up this charade already
@@InspectahReese omg Roach Dogg Jr I love you
He said us
I love that the grammatical range of these texts spans from "elementary school writing exercise" to "Valedictorian thesis" with almost no in-between.
Lol
That’s how it be
Literally
It be that way sometimes
I haven’t hugged you yet & it’s time 😏
the guy following up him admitting to sa with “💀” is actually insane how unaware could you be
Consent should be taught just as much as protection in sex Ed. Which should be taught more in general. Cuz how do u even explain that
this dude who sad me refused to admit that it was bad after he even admitted it and i went “would u care if someone did that to your sister?” and he stared at me and went “well no” 😭
@@healwithkaylie wow how fkn disgusting
@@healwithkaylie that’s disgusting i am so sorry
Oh hey, that’s my story 😅 I sent that one in and basically the story is that I was goin to hang out with him and another friend, I went to pick him up and then on our way to the other friend’s house she cancelled. We hung out for a little bit longer and he I guess thought it was a date, I’m not gonna get into the details but he ended up making over 20 different numbers, 4 instagrams and 2 snapchats. I was explicitly clear after it was obvious he didn’t get the hint and now any time he texts me I have to basically tell him “fuck off I hate you.” I’m debating changing my number tbh bc this all happened back in 2020
Doing all I can to find the texts where my ex told me "I'll miss these," with a photo of boobs.... that weren't mine.
NO WAY OMG that is wild
OH MY GOD LMFAOOO😭😭
OH NA
LMAO WHAT
HELP MEEE
my ex said he lost feelings for me bc of the ongoing economic crisis in the country ☠️
Oof. Well if it's something that strongly affects him personally I can see why that would put him off wanting a relationship. But if not that's an awful excuse!
LMFAO that’s simultaneously the worst and yet most creative BS excuse I’ve ever heard
@@nunpho What does it have to do with their relationship though?? Like, I’ve been extremely poor and unemployed at times, and never once did I think “better break up with my significant other!”
@@CharlieApples I've known people who have broken off relationships or had a break when under a ton of stress. Some people feel like they just can't put what they need into a relationship at that point.
@@nunpho ye man we were 14 ☠️ and bro is like. rly rich so idk how the crisis rly affected him
It's always wild to me when people think they're in a serious relationship with someone they've barely spoken to xc
It’s a self report for “girls don’t feel comfortable around me, you’re the first one who was nice for this long”
WAIT- what? Are you hinting that we’re not in a serious relationship because we barely talked? I m sorry I thought that was what you wanted- I didn’t want to seem “needy” and I was playing it cool, like I didn’t care - BUT I DO!!! I NEED YOU!
Why Are you BREAKING UP WITH ME in the comments of NickIsNotGreen?!? It’s where we met- our common passion….that is messed up. Damn. You know what?
I’m actually GLAD this happened- I don’t want to be with someone so passive aggressive they have to comment to EVERYONE but me HOPING I’ll take the “hint”.
Well, I DID..
We’re Breaking up and I’m still making your hopes and dreams come trueWow. YOUR WELCOME. That’s just who I am, I can’t even help it- at least through it all, we both learned some lessons.. like” the skull emoji is NOT the one to use for SA.” And…well, sometimes , no matter how much blood sweat and tears I’ve given you- it wasn’t enough. Or? It wasn’t what you wanted- blood, sweat, tears…. Ok , bodily fluids are off the menu, I get it.well, anyway I must sorrily say goodbye- THATS RIGHT EVERYONE- ITS OVER! It’s true- we’ll just go back to being strangers who never talk- just pretend nothing ever happened like you always do. Like it’s all in my head,, like everything always is anyway ..all I know is whatever it was, it’s over now…. So Goodbye….✊🚫🟢
@@icu3869 The passion😭🤣
@@icu3869 lmfao. Rofl, even.
I didn't realise I have a lisp until my ex said "fuck you, you have a lisp anyways"
LMFAOOOOOO
It sounds ridiculous but my ex did that "I saved them for you" thing...except with n*des. I found out that the whole time we'd been dating, his "ex" was actually in a mental health facility and believed he'd be there waiting when she got out. I was devastated for the both of us. So instead of admitting how terrible of a person he is, he tried to convince me the three of us could be in a poly relationship (I have zero issues with polyamory as a concept but I'd previously made it clear I wasn't personally interested.) Oh, and the finishing touch to his speech about how he "thought I'd be fine with it because I'm bi/pansexual"? He sends me this poor girl's private photos, to show her off like he's trying to sell her to me or something.
I was disgusted because he didn't get her permission to do that - I asked him if he'd been sending my personal photos to other women and he said he'd never do that to me specifically, since he loves me? Oh so that's supposed to make it better, like I have zero empathy for this woman who's struggling with her mental health, being cheated on AND having her n*des shared around like pokémon cards??
He had the audacity to message me a few weeks after I dumped him saying "I know you're upset but I told you I don't get social cues sometimes, you knew that when we started dating!"
I've been diagnosed with autism for over twelve years, he hasn't, but he and his mother had a vague suspicion that his lack of empathy is a sign of ASD. No dude, that's not autism, you're just a sh*tty person.
Oh wow, that's really bad behavior on that guy's part.
And I can totally relate to a straight ex thinking it was okay to push polyamory on me, suggesting "you'll definitely be okay because you're bi, right?" As if one can't be bi and want monogamy 💀💀
@@biancamo10 it's nice to commiserate with others but it's sad knowing that it's a common enough belief that it's happened to both of us! Like yes, I don't have a preference in terms of gender identity, but that's a totally separate thing from being poly. It's weird because they never expect a straight woman to be fine with dating multiple men, etc...I guess it comes from the misconception that bi and pan people are more "promiscuous" than other sexualities. Which is also dumb because not only are we not, but neither are those in poly relationships!! Not that it'd even matter since both monogamous and poly relationships are equally based on respect and consent. Sorry for the rant lol it just bugs me so much.
I hope that the other girl finds out and dumps him. I hope ur doing alright!
@@monochromepink I still worry about whether it was the right thing to do but I actually found her Facebook and told her. As far as I know, she cut all contact with him (as did I) and I'm doing a lot better now, thank you!
I think the most embarrassing thing my ex ever said 2 me was "I diagnose myself with transphobia" after I said I was nonbinary 💀
What the fuck. I hope they'll piss themselves outside while it's frickin freezing.
Much love for u fellow enby❤
SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THAT STATEMENT💀🤚
mine forgot to block me on twitter and i accidentally stumbled into an entire thread he made malding about how i looked like i was doing better without him and it was the biggest ego boost ive ever gotten in my entire life
lmao, huge win, congrats.
Hehe, "accidently" huh?
@@indiecloud100 eh im a guy on the internet so my words gonna be taken for a grain of salt but it was honest to god just mindless 3am scrolling followed by me witch cackling
Bambi trying to curl up and sleep in your arms is so cute. I have the same cat and he just sleeps on my keyboard and drools on me
You have Bambi too 😱? Heh my cat sometimes drools on me too if she's purring too hard, what a goof
My cat decides it’s time to cuddle in my lap when I’m on the toilet. Not when I’m sitting in a chair, or in bed. He wants the toilet cuddles
@@CharlieApples same lmaooo
Ahhh I want a cat so bad I live vicariously through stories like these 🥺
that's so CUTE 😭😭😭
nick i sent you an email with some screenshots for one of these a while back, and the initial explanation is kind of long but i promise it’s worth it. the tldr is this guy was obsessed with me and would text me at 1 am like “its all my fault for falling in love with a lesbian” and such WHILE HE HAD A GF
man moment
Of course he decided to become fixated on someone who would never give him the light of day. 🙄 ew, I hope you're far away from him now
stay strapped comrade.
@@crazyowlgirlcncowner somehow allowed myself to be best friends w him for like a year after this 💀 but we’re far removed now lol
@@nessiefanaticfucking why??? men like that need to be taught a lesson and you let him think that shit was okay ??
prolly the highlight of my ex's texts: i deleted them but one guy got mad at me because "i never looked sad after the breakup" (i was sad, of course, but i handled my emotions more privately) meanwhile he was moping around, constantly making eye contact with me, and just doing whatever he could to get my attention. i woulda been ok with this (hes just showing emotion. like a human.) but he was moping for nearly 5 MONTHS after our 1 month long relationship. yikes.
Ugh I dated that guy in high school. Even his friends were like "dude chill, you got her you can get another girlfriend"
You guys reading texts together like you're the Beastie Boys is peak TH-cam
I deleted the texts, but when I came out to my ex as a trans-man, he called HRT/gender affirming surgery "mutilation" and kept messaging me about how I "led him on" by being trans. There's some cringe right there.
shiit, fuck your ex, mans was crazy
Just be careful okay!! I heard there are a lot of dangerous side effects to bottom surgery so make sure to weigh the pros and cons of doing it b4hand
@@dianalove539 diana I reckon that op thinking about their transition for a while longer than you have. Maybe the concern is appreciated, but I don't think this is the time for that conversation.
My favorite part of watching these on TH-cam is seeing the chat say “hi TH-cam!” Hi chat!!
Me too
A guy once insinuated that I hate polyamory bc I had the audacity to explain how I didn't want to be in a relationship with him and my bully 😁 "You liked both of us at the time!" I did not!
I physically recoiled the ENTIRE time during that last dude's mountain of text. He sounds like a band kid that is trying to use every big word imaginable to sound better than her. Holy shit I cringed through every word LMAO
Honestly, it sounds like a message I would type. "Big words" are more specific and get the point across better, and I don't like repetition so I'll use synonyms. It's not necessarily them being pretentious. Sometimes I have to go back and edit comments I've left because they sound so unnatural, but that's just the way they tend to come out
@@hyalophora The issues isn't him using big words, you can definitely do that without being weird and overly formal. It you can't tell that this guy isn't a smart as he thinks he is then you might have the same issue.
@@khadeejones1136 I know what the issue is. The big words are a part of the weird and overly formal, and the original commenter specifically acknowledged the big words, which is why I focused on that in my reply.
The comments that I mention making which end up sounding unnatural ARE weird and overly formal, with big words. That's what I'm saying.
Being weird, overly formal, and using big words doesn't make someone pretentious. It's frankly a mean assumption to make. Just look at how many people in this comments section are saying that they type that same way and that it's because they're autistic! I do it out of anxiety, in order to avoid misunderstandings, which stress me out. One such misunderstanding that stresses me out is people assuming I'm talking weird because I like to think I'm better than people
The guy at the end of the video kind of sucks for his actions, but we should be judging his actions instead of his words.
pretty sure the dude is autistic tho lol. what he did was shitty but i genuinely think that’s just how he talks bc i do the exact same thing especially in important conversations and i’ve seen soooo many other autistic people say the same thing
A few months after a big breakup a couple years ago, I broke no contact after months to make sure my ex had gotten rid of all photos of me (there'd been an issue with him sharing less than appropriate photos of me and I needed to ensure it would never happen again, so I backed it up citing a rule that says basically "I've made it clear that my intimate photos can never be shared"). He told me I was being "disrespectful" for asking for that confirmation, that "even his worst exes never threatened him legally" (I was just being thorough since he'd literally breached my privacy before). And perhaps the most iconic line was "You always seem to conveniently forget when you're mean, so when you look back at this I hope you remember just how unfair you are to me, I'm so mad I wasted so much time on you," bla bla bla.
Like, sir??? If you broke my trust, do I really owe you coddling for your bad behavior? (The answer is no.) Anyways boooooooo that guy, I'm in a much happier and healthier relationship with good boundaries now.
i have embarrassing texts from my ex but they’re more like really sad and hard to read than funny
this is so me
same rip
me too stink
These were insane, but I can’t get over Nick being like “you can’t say the C word” and me being very confused bc I’m Australian 😂
dev looking like she just woke up from a nap with a mission to read these wild texts
I wish I had a screenshot but I kept trying to leave this guy and he legit sent, "You ain't goin nowhere" with an evil laugh gif 🤣
bro WHAT
@@hideakisorachi3953 it took forever to cut him off
god this dude really thinks he's an anime villain
@@ilawinterburn LOL RIGHT
Reminds me of Oogey Boogey’s song from Nightmare Before Christmas 😂
Shoutout to my ex from highschool that essentially messaged me at the age of 24 “when I eventually break up with the lady that lets me live in her house we can be together” hahahahahahhahahahah
i broke up with my gf yesterday and it was so beyond foul, like it was way messier than i could have imagined and the whole situation felt terrible.
This video has cheered me up quite a bit, she also has sent some horrible text messages
Seeing gaslighting towards someone else is wild because I went through it. I found inappropriate messages between him and several other women and he told me "if I was actually cheating on you, I would have deleted the evidence. Words arent cheating" but then would also cry if I talked to ANY other guy in a friendly way 😂😂😂
the last guy i started off sympathising with and then he immediately did a 180 into the most bizarre self-victimising essay ever
This makes me wish I hadn't deleted messages from my manipulative ex, Nick would absolutely call him a goofball
I wish I could send in my ex's nonsensical rant (a year after they broke up with me and we stopped all contact) about how I still own their heart and how God has darkened my soul but I feel like they might see a video and actually kill me lol still was the craziest insta dm I ever have received bc the way the messages were written i legit thought it was spam
that's actually scary
This is making me wanna send the screenshots of my ex dumping over text minutes before midnight on New Year’s Eve and acting like he had a surprise for me😍😍😍
Oh also like a day later someone Dmed him asking if we broke up (he had to be stalking my exes page to notice he deleted the pics of us💀) and the guy messaged my ex asking if there was “something wrong with her” asking if I was “stupid” or “special” then immediately after asked him for my Snapchat “for a friend” it was definitely an experience to be had😭😭😭
Stop my ex that like pressured me into sex a lot told me he didn’t think he was “that bad” when I told him how I felt about everything while we broke up. Yeah well I did!
Been there, done that, it sucks.
Hope you find someone who doesn't think the word "No" is meant to be negotiated. 💕
When they think “no” is just a joke😍I fucking hate it here
my ex sent me a long slough of messages because i left a discord i was muted in, and vented about r*lapsing to a vent server because my grandmother had just died and i was under a lot of stress
she told me that i should have vented to her instead, broke up with me over text, called me names, then said i was toxic bc all i responded was “k”
two weeks later, she sends me another slough of texts telling me that she broke up with me because my vent (that an ex mutual friend had sent her) triggered her so much that she couldn’t think
then she told me to kill myself
anyways since then she has almost shoved me down the stairs at school
anyways so here’s hoping it happens because her mom is a chemist for an oil company and that lawsuit money would be nice-
I thought “it’s just me and my hormones” was still part of the bit 😭😭
percussion guy talks like a professor
He's personification of the ackhually meme 🤓👆
Percussion guy has only ever had a general life with general experiences
omg I deleted all my old texts with my ex but I’ll never forget when she texted me some supportive words the day of my grandmas funeral & then got upset with me for not showing enough appreciation in my messages back & when I was like I literally just buried my grandma sorry if I don’t wanna talk rn she started crying & I had to apologize 😭😭
i love seeing americans shocked reactions to someone using “c**t” lmao
I forget the "C Word" is such a big thing in American lmao we use it as both an insult and a term of endearment here.
It depends on the context, it’s still a derogatory term at the end of the day
@@6ded502 yeah butt it's also cultural, it just has different connotations where I'm from 🤷🏻
We use it a lot for a lot of different shit.
Like, you'd have to really have the venom in your tone and the rest of the sentence for it to be taken that negatively. I've called my boyfriend and my besties c*nts plenty 🥲
@@imbluedubbadee I get the british and aussie use of it, it’s just used in a derogatory way 99% of the time everywhere else and was definitely used that way in this scenario so I feel like their reactions were warranted
@@6ded502 I wasn't ever saying those reactions weren't warranted or that I thought that particular use wasn't derogatory? I was simply commenting that it's jarring to me as an Aussie to witness this whole thing? 😅
What part of anything I said implied at all that their reactions were invalid?
@@imbluedubbadee oh I thought “big thing” was referring to their reaction, sorry
Thank you sm ur fr my savior. I’m at my uncles and he’s watching Fox News
Oh yikes
put on some hasan clips to cleanse the space
An ex of mine texted me a couple weeks after we broke up trying to convince me to continue sexting him based on a recommendation his THERAPIST made. Tried telling me a therapist told him to reach out for nudes so he could “feel a sense of closure.” Lol, k bud
This was quite possibly the funniest shit I’ve ever seen- I’ve also came to the conclusion that I’ve never had a original moment in life- theses were all men I’ve had the dishonor of talking too 😂😂
Let’s normalise ghosting people 🥰
Let's normalize having a father figure 🥰
@@henhen8193 my father wouldn’t want me talking to likes of u 💖
@@henhen8193 let’s normalize coming up with original jokes 🥰
@@henhen8193 lets normalise being original 🥰🥰🥰🥰
@@henhen8193 you're right, so how are you gonna hold your bros accountable for taking responsibility for the children they create?
I know way too many guys that give off the vibe Tongs has and I’m already defensive just hearing that one text lol
I enjoy Nick's content a lot lot more when he's collaborating with someone else. I found his guest appearance on Sad Boyz to be a blast. He seems pretty different when he has someone to play off and have a discussion, which is noticeably absent in his solo content
In high school there was a guy that liked me. We weren't dating but he clearly wanted to date with me. He would cling to me and try and hold my hand all the time. He would hug me and try and like, pick me up all the time. In text messages he would always text how he loved me and would do anything for me. If I seemed mad at him (I wasn't mad, just a little uncomfortable) then he would apologize and say that he would hurt himself before he would want to hurt me. He would also talk extensively about his gun collection and how he would use them on someone if I asked. (I wonder why I didn't want to date him?)
cant believe this video is up rn.. my ex from 7 years ago just found my social media last week & its bad lol
Wtf is up with these people? It's probably best just to block them
7 years? Thats insane she needs to move tf on
the message from the percussion guy sounds like a monologue from American Psycho
Had a “friend” who would grab/touch his female friends (including me) because “that’s how [he] show love!” It made all of us uncomfortable, and he refused to stop even when we told him so because apparently it’s not fair for us to try to control how he expresses love 💀💀 Trust me, most of us tried to avoid him but he’d constantly seek us out. He also had a tendency to purposely misgender any transmasc person he had a crush on because he had to insist that he’s straight.
I want to be a rent-a-friend for these situations. I'd straighten him out for good.
my ex sent me sad poetry he wrote about our breakup after I told him not to talk to me lol
he also got mad at me for "infantilising me" because I told him he was misinterpreting me and he said "there is no other way to interpet this"
I wish I saw this before, I’ve dated the most pathetic men imaginable
i dont have any screenshots because i deleted them for the sake of my mental health, but i had this ex who assaulted me multiple times. he blamed every instance on being a teenage boy and being hormonal. he even used this excuse when his mom got upset with him over it. i hate people like that so much
You're tearing me apart, Sofia!
My ex manipulated me into staying with her for 8 months by repeatedly saying she would kill herself/die without me if i were to leave her. She lied about abuse. She guilt tripped me, she lied to me, and we also had no common interests. the only reason i stayed with her for very long was because i didnt want her to kill herself. When i finally broke up with her, she didnt even see the text until two days after. When she saw it, she sent me a suicide note and wouldnt answer any texts or calls. I called the police because i didnt know what to do, and when the showed up, she was fine. She was listening to BTS and drawing. No crying, no self harm of any kind, nothing. She was bluffing. Fuck i hate her. The worst part is, WE WERE IN 7TH GRADE. It was so fucked up.
Dev is so funny, thank you so much for bringing her on, amazing video!
ive missed u nick im so glad ur back
idk that last one just seemed like they had social cue difficulties/misunderstanding
A few months ago a boy added me on Snapchat, I dont normally accept people that I don't know but I thought oh wtf and added him back we talked for a bit and he asked "wyd" and I said laying in bed he told me he was about to get in the shower and asked if I wanted pics I said no and he responded with "please you don't have to I just want to it's really hot" I continued to say no and scrambled to block him he then made MULTIPLE OTHER ACCOUNTS and added me with all of them. Another thing I thought was wierd is that he said he found me on quick add but I have that disabled so I have no idea how he got my account.
I’d like to say a few:
Oct of 2021, an ex had started flirting w me (they live in NY, I live in TX, we’d been following eachother bc of mutual friends and artists), we got together for A WEEK and a few days into a mostly sexual relationship, said “I love you” (they did, not me, my friend pointed this out and I reevaluated everything), then they broke up w me because they couldn’t handle the distance, and that’s okay. They then engaged in a friends w benefits thing 5 months later for a small amount of time, then ghosted me for an external reason, said nothing, then a week later talked about how many ppl wanted them when EYE did as well (how rude!!), and was very uncaring to my loving relationship w my now boyfriend. Not to mention the fact that we would chat sometimes and they’d mention something I said or did on their story without showing my name or anything. They were a humongous ass.
During the friends w benefits thing, I was also interested in another person who I used to be friends w. I actually considered something more w him, told him, and then he fell off the grid. I was dmed by my boyfriend for the first time, and considering the fact that I was already giving up on the other guy, I went on a date w my partner and have been w him since.
A year or so ago before I transitioned, I was w a basic straight white guy named Luke, who would talk ab his “older sister” and how “she wanted to have a baby w her gf but couldnt”. The reason they couldn’t? It was actually his trans older brother. He misgendered him the whole time. I also realized I was bi and liked a classmate of ours and left Luke because I just wasn’t into him.
Edit: should probably mention that the first person called me a walking red flag on their story bc I accidentally misspelled legos. Not even the worst part of the friendship but it’s def worth mentioning.
longer version PLEASE
Please, I beg of y'all, do this again!
I need more of this delicious cringe in my life. I'm going to do my best to scour any messages that I can find to contribute but this was absolutely hysterical and I hope you do another round of "embarrassing texts from exes again". Absolutely 🤌😚 *chefs kiss*
Why does Tongs talk like a corporate apology statement??
I’m sitting in the bath with bo skin on my knees in awful pain, great time for an upload Nick /srs
omg i hope u feel better :( that sounds terrible
dudeee that sounds horrible. i hope you feel better soon
Bo pain is brutal. I hope you’re able to fix your Bo staff
@@CharlieApples Hmmm…wha? Bo pain? I thought it was a typo but reading the comments in this thread be like 🫤
@@CharlieApples yeah training with a bo staff is grueling on your knees, ol' bo knees
Nooooo my ex literally made a montage of Bojack Horseman and American Psycho to try to say how deressed he is without me and I didn't save it:(((( Literally the definition of incel frfr
The last guy, wow, is so manipulative.
am i tripping or does nick sound like reid from criminal minds? 😺
I hope you know that I will never unhear this lmao
NICK'S CAT IS ADORABLE
My ex dumped me, started going out with my coworker two days later, and told me I was "immature" for being upset 🤣
i have so many batshit insane texts from my abusive ex omg i will send them ur way
So the “eight different phone numbers” thing hit me hard lol
(That’s a coping lol not a haha)
My ex “decided” to change the agreed upon “plan” when we were being intimate, and I was so heartbroken and depressed because I had to accept in that moment that a guy four years older than me at 19, didn’t even register in his mind that he raped his loving gf and was shocked when I ghosted him for a week before really awkwardly breaking up with him in which I HAD TO COMFORT HIMMMM.
Men say women are confusing, im autistic and I say we are both complex but goddamn can we send some grown men back to kindergarten they need to be reminded of boundaries and others bodily autonomy.
TLDR: my ex raped me but “didn’t know” and I had to take on both burdens of the trauma I had AND his “trauma” from me breaking up with him for RAPING me
Dammmmm I missed the memo? I have so many good text chains. When are you doing another one of these Nick?
“You can’t say the c word to someone”
Me: Cackles in Australian
100%, at 1:48 that man tryna justify his piss poor actions. Unfortunately I know the feeling. Shit sucks but at some point you just have to accept that you fucked up. Learn from it and be better
this actually makes me feel ok that grown adults are this cringe too
Sometimes I regret never having had a boyfriend but at least I don't have any shitty ex's
i was SO close to understanding tongs but then they just started being. like that
NICK! Just gotta say I love your content and personality!
Got a text from a shorty I had been hangin with for like 4 months we’d been pretty close and she randomly tells me we should go separate ways and by the time I got to the message I was blocked on everything…ima chalk it up to her going back to her ex 🤦🏽♂️ I’m just mad she wasted my time money and emotions for four months
4 months is one of those short but long times for relationships, that def sucks, hang in there brother
back in may, My ex LIED and told everyone in my life I SA'd them, i lost all my friends minus my current partner, EVEN AFTER THEY TOLD EVERYONE THEY LIED. and now my ex misses me and wants to be friends, and is saying they were "enraged and confused" when they accused me..
…wow
exes worst textses, i got exes down in texas
Not a text, but just complaining about my transphobic ex that said I was "supposed" to be a girl because"he'd seen my genitals" like bro.
Dawg that voice you do for immature dudes is literally a voice the guy that abused me would pull lmfao
Ah damn if I didn’t delete my crazy exes texts I’d send them in.
I watched a minute of this at 1.5x speed before thinking "jesus why is nick talking so fast"
The guy who wrote the witty essay sounds just like my ex 😂
I have a whole religious letter sent to me from my ex best friend since elementary school, we broke up in college and she has sent me multiple texts gifts and letters. We were really bad for each other mental health wise.
My ex sent me a terrible song I think that would also be a good video
Never trust a guy who practices precussion
Mr. & Mrs. Golfdude 😂💀
HE SAID US 😦
WHATS UO HE SAID USSERS…
That one guy at the end wrote a literal essay, lol.
Mans wrote a whole essay like he was from the 1800’s and then goes *sofiaaaaaaa*
Bro we HAVE to find Tongs and push him into a locker
imma need ppl to send in their ages cuz wtf is this high school snapchat shit 😭
i blocked my ex of almost 2 years (in jr year of hs) on everything, so he emails me. no worries, i blocked his email. few days later it's new year's eve and i'm with my new bf who treated me rlly good and i open my email and he made a whole nother email to beg me and cry that if i didn't pick him up that instant, his dad would uhm... yeah... and that's not even the worst of it!!
you guys included the same part twice????
That last girl dating ChatGPT
i want to study the last people
lmaooooo
Golfdude and my ex need to go get a drink together 😭😭😂😂😂
god i wish i still had my screenshots! mine told me he got hit by a car and lying on the ground then was like "jk I'm just bored" and he'd always ask to be in my life and said he wouldn't stop until i said yes (:
tongs texts like ben shepiro
I text/type/message like the whimsical tongs guy. I think it is because I am autistic :,,)