Funny Quotes About The Joys Of Growing Older
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- Check out a selection of funny quotes about aging and growing older and the joy of being able to laugh at life, no matter what it throws at you.
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Today is 30 years since I retired ❤ I LOVE IT! As long as my brain is working , I can enjoy my 10 grandchildren and 10 great grandchildren! Tomorrow I will celebrate my 87 birthday, feel so blessed, that I’m watching the family blossom and grow ! ,
Thank you Lord for the good life , Hello to my friends from N.T! ❤
Thank you so much,, Zosia. Happy Birthday and long may you continue to enjoy it!
Hey happy birthday 🎈 I'm glad you're doing well as they say age is just a number enjoy gorgeous 🥰🥰
Amen!! Happy 4 you and HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Bless you. 🙏🏻🎈
@@zosiamatias3556 that's fantastic 🤩
"I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work so I do it several times a day.". Love it!
Thanks a lot, Kelly. So pleased you liked it,
I like that too. A complete day off
At my age i just enjoy waking up while i still can.
@@billgrandone3552 here, here! Every day is a bonus.
Getting older isn't great, but it is better than the alternative!
I don’t mind getting old I really don’t, but I wouldn’t mind a new body, or some bits anyway!
I'm certainly at the age where I can laugh at this and life in general
Thank you, Linda. Glad you enjoyed it.
@@TomSpeaks-vw1zp Thanks a lot, Tom. That's the spirit (pardon the pun)
You are going senile.
love this song just turned 79 seems so unreal but here we are im grateful
So pleased you liked it, Marilyn. Many thanks for watching and commenting.
If you can read this, you're not dead yet, so live it up.
Since I have retired, I have no need for an alarm clock or a smart watch or even a watch at all
I have a sundial in my garden. When I wake up, I go out to the garden in my robe and slippers and touch my sundial. If it is warm to the touch, I go inside and put on a pot of coffee. If it is cold, wet, or I trip over the damn thing, it means that it is either snowing, raining,, or still dark. So I go inside, take off my robe and slippers, and go back to bed. Life is so much simpler now.
It's great isn't it 🎉🎉
@@ferretfriend5458 Yep. If I knew retirement was this much fun I would have retired right after high school when i was still young enough to do the things I can't do no.
@@billgrandone3552 lol was just as well I was working, I got into enough trouble as it was 😁
Cute and funny brought joy to my heart.❤
So pleased you liked it. Maggie. Thank you for watching.
True, I have used every one of those things at one time or another in my life time, I will be 71 in3 weeks.So it’s safe to say been there, done that!!!🤪😂🇨🇦🇨🇦🇬🇧😎
Thanks a lot, Ken. Yes, you have to laugh at life and enjoy every stage of it, no matter what it throws at you.
@@MusicalPearls Happy Belated Birthday
The one thing that gets to me about being retired is you can't take a day off like when you were working 😅
The funny thing is that to me weekends still feel like free time... 😂
"You know you're getting older when you bend over to tie your shoes, and..... well, you decide to stay down there a while." Jimmy Stewart
Many thanks for the great quote - must admit, I know the feeling!
84 in a few days. Since I retired I've never been so busy. Volunteer at two charities every week, lots of gardening so jam and oreserve making with what I grow, plus giving excess crops to neighbours, many different craft projects and read, read, read every chance I get. Love it all. And I live without a computer or doing social media. Too busy for that rubbish.
Good on you, Judy. So pleased you live such an active, fulfilling life - long may it continue.
I am so proud of you. I am going to be 67 soon and my body is betraying me for the last 1011 years. It’s hard for me to even walk anymore these days. I know we’re supposed to keep moving but everything hurts now issues. Asthma arthritis, etc. everything happened during Covid and made everything worse. I don’t have many friends anymore so I have to do everything by myself and it’s hard to get motivated to keep going. Thank you for everything you do and being a motivator.
Lucky devil
You have to get older, you don't have to get old.
Many thanks, James. I couldn't agree more.
right on
I'm 73 going on 50. I expect to die at a young age.
These were all great!!! Love em'.
Many thanks, Ron. So pleased you liked them.
Love these! I’m 72 and relate to all of these!
So pleased you liked them, Patricia. Many thanks for watching.
Ditto.
I enjoyed every singie one and laughed out loud too! Thanks
So glad you enjoyed it, Georgenne. Thank you for watching and commenting.
I thought they were all great,they made my day😊.my late husband would have really enjoyed them😊
Thank you so much for your comment, Brenda. So glad you enjoyed the video - thanks again for watching.
Too funny!! 😅 Been retired 10 years and have enjoyed it thoroughly!! ❤ At first I would wake up scared I'd forgot to turn the alarm back on a heart monitor or unclamp a feeding tube to one of my babies!! But the nightmares stopped and I never had happen what I dreamed my entire 40 year career!! Thank you Lord!! 🙏🙏 I do miss the babies but have two four-legged kind that keep me busy and entertained!! 🐕🐈💕
Thanks a lot for your lovely comment.
I've been retired so long that the bank won't give me a free calendar and my smart watch is a sundial.
@@billgrandone3552 😂😂😂🤣🤣 You just gave me the best laugh!! 👍
@@NoName-yl4od Glad you got a laugh; They are somtimes hard to come by these days unless you stay up late for the talk shows.
@@billgrandone3552 For sure!! 👍 Thanks again for the laugh!! 😂😂
I love retirement, 6 Saturdays and a Sunday
Ha! Ha! Nice one, Jacky. Must admit, I love retirement too. Many thanks for watching.
Yes, just so!
But weekends are still kinda special.. Right 😁
I think that instead of saying that the body is up, it should say that the mind is up but the body will follow later
Yes, I think you're right, Karen. That's pretty much how I feel in the morning! 😃
Well here is my contrubution" We "Old People" do not grow old, we grow progressively younger. We started out fat, bald, toothless, cranky, incontinent, and overdue for a nap. Old age is just returning to our youthful selves.
Ha! Ha! Many thanks, Bill. That's certainly my experience!
How true!😂
I’ve read some of the comments! Perty well about the same as me! Life is short! Temporary! Enjoy each day as if your last! Faith, & family ! Wouldn’t it be cool to dance the night away!
Many thanks, Dan. Couldn't agree more.
Absolute brilliant ❤. I love this video. Thank you
Thank you for your lovely comment, Dimond and thanks for watching.
absolutely wonderful collection of what's it's really like......thanks Pearls.....
So glad you enjoyed it Alan. Thanks a lot for watching.
My Dentist or should I say Denturist has cool reminder card. It has old couple in bed with dad looking over at the glass will his teeth in it.
He says " I sure miss the good old days when my teeth and I used to sleep together". A chuckle for all those Still Booming Boomer!
Love it🦷🦷🦷
I love this one!
Another fabulous video Steve with a really outstanding original song as accompaniment.
The song sounds like a reflection on real life, dreams and wonderful memories too.
Another winner 🎉
Many thanks, guys
@@MusicalPearlsI really enjoyed the video and the song! Subscribed! Thank you!
Awesome performance, Steve. 'Remember absent company' - Billy would be proud. Dream On.
Many thanks. I'm sure he would.
Fantastic video! Opened my eyes to these cartoons! Always loved Looney Tunes! Now I appreciate them more than ever!!! Thank you so much for opening EVERYONE'S EYES to the wonderful details of these timeless cartoons!!! God Bless!
Hi, good evening 🕯🍷🕯
Thanks for sharing your video 👍👍
It confirms my thoughts: i'll go on until I am 120 years old, and than it's ok getting old.
I retired quite a few years ago, after 35 years of working (It-branch), and still every day busy with a lot of things .
Stay healthy and season greetings from a small village in the middle of the Netherlands,
Wim 🚂
Thank you so much for your lovely comment. That's a really positive attitude to life - good luck on your journey.
I LIKE IT I LOVE IT I WANT SOME MORE OF IT ❣️
Many thanks, Patrick. So pleased you liked it. I have a few similar videos on my channel and yes, I intend to make more.
Just love it. So funny i needed the laugh today. Thank you.
So pleased it made you laugh, Rita. Thank you for watching.
Thank you for your humor. It's about time, good taste humor.
Thank you
"Take care of Number 1 ,and Don't step on Number 2," Rodney Dangerfield.
Ha! Ha! Nice one, Benny. There's a lot of it about, so careful where you're walking.
@@MusicalPearls Sorry this was a repeat quote from one of your previous vids, so ," Take my wife, please", Henny Youngman.
Another fantastic upload, Steve. Just keeps getting better!
Thanks again, John
Thanks. Keep em coming.🆗😊🌞👍
Many thanks, Gladys. I'll keep trying!
Love it
I like to add don’t be afraid enjoy life and be risky when you’re old you’ll be grateful you did
have fun no matter what even if you had to sleep in your car
I did for few hours and was not afraid I knew everything will be alright
Later I owned my own business
Sounds like you have a great philosophy on life. Thanks a lot for watching and commenting.
Yup I agree, I did what I wanted, moved and lived overseas, then came home, I've had a ball don't regret a thing, even my 2 marriages. Live life like there is no tomorrow. Baby boomer 🎉
The trouble with hitting 60 is that instead of counting upward you start counting down. So now (at 63) I have 3 years to my pension, 20 years of activity as I now know it and max 30 years left alive.
No, the trouble with the 60's is surviving them. I've done it twice and have a T shirt to prove it.
Some brilliant quotes here - love it ❤
Thank you - really pleased you like it
These are all great and I’ll definitely be sharing the ones I can relate to with my family. They’ll laugh as much as I’m doing right now. Thank you for my nightly entertainment. ❤
Thank you so much for your lovely comment. Really pleased you liked it and thanks again for watching.
Since I've been retired. I make sure to watch the morning news. I turn the sound off though. I just watch the traffic report and all the traffic jams and laugh and laugh, and sip my coffee and laugh some more,
Ha! Ha! Thanks a lot, Bill. It's a great feeling to be out of the rat race and not have that awful daily commute. Long may it continue. Thanks again for watching and commenting.
@@MusicalPearls Especially when this rat still has his tail. I have another one fo you
At this stage of my life I find that I have found something I have searched for all my life, equilibrium. Defined as one wife home, all kids gone, and a house with two bathrooms-equilibrium.
That was brilliant Bill. I just read out loud to my wife what you said and we had a great laugh as well. We've both been retired for 4 years and we certainly don't miss the drive to work.
@@delby66 I hope you were able to read all of my idiocies here. My daughters think that I should have gone to work for Mad Magazine. I told them that sometimes I wished that I had. But I was stupid and went ot law school instead.
I'm 79 years old and still waiting for the joy
Ha! Ha! Nice one, Lenis. Thanks for watching and commenting.
Oh no 😢 that's so sad. Then I am blessed I enjoyed most of it. I am so sorry.
@lennisbennett3062 You make your own joy. Like the late Hermione Gingold said: "Grow old disgracefully"
Your videos always cheer me up - thanks for posting 👍
Thanks so much for watching
Wow! This is just so good ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Thank you so much
My old fella used to say the more you do for people the more people shit on you😮
@ianholms3761 Ohhhhhh yeah.....
There is one man I still feel bad thinking about it’s been forty years gal dreams always ❤❤❤ 3:41
Yup there's always one 😔
Never stop laughing. It makes me feel better
So pleased it made you laugh, Virginia. Many thanks for watching and commenting, .
Great video. and soundtrack!!!
Thanks for your comment Steve
If I had known that being retired was so much fun, I woulda done it in my 20's.
Ha! Ha! That would've been nice. Thanks for watching and commenting,
Me to but unfortunately it doesn't work like that 😊
Really love this! ❤😅😅😅😅
Thanks a lot, Patricia. Really pleased you liked it.
The quotes are funny. 😂😅 I agree with another post that even though we are getting older, we don't have to get OLD😊.I also agree that the background music in this video is distracting😒
Many thanks for watching and commenting, Alethea
My daughter posted on her page the other day that it's getting harder for her to parent her teenagers as well as her parents... she's got nerve after all the years we put into her...
Well Cheryl, I bask in the thought that my Social Security is based on the work of my children whom I taught to turn off those damn video games, learn something and get a decent job someday. I salute all the parents who said the same thing and the kids that begrudgedly listened. Thanks for my monthly check. Hope your kids do the same for you.
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Right?!! 😂😂😂
Too funny I can relate all you young individuals treat everyone with respect as we all should
Yes, Cecilis, I couldn;t agree more. Thank you for watching and commenting,
Definition of Retirement: "You wake up with nothing to do, and go to bed with it only half done." I know I heard it somewhere else, but can't remember when or where.
Great quote, Frank - one for my collection
thank you for sharing
My pleasure, Sheila. Thank you for watching.
I've retired 18 years ago, and some days I get up at 6:00 in the morning just to watch people driving past my house on their way to work ,when i see their grumpy faces I enjoy going back to bed thinking how lucky I am that my only duty is getting up at 9 to go to the gym.
Nice one, Lucca. Long may it continue.
I would put CB antennaes on my van to find it in Walmart parking lots but when I did that in 1972 everybody in America bought the same antennaes.Same thing when I painted my twin mini-whips red........who knew everybody liked red????
Thankful
Thank you, Zenaida
I Liked the video so well I watched it twice!!!!!!!
So pleased you liked it, Jim. A double thank you for watching.
Love everyone of these what joy
So pleased you liked them, Carolyn. Many thanks for watching.
So cute!
Thank you, Elda
I loved the song❤
Thanks a lot, Pat. So pleased you liked the music
Thank you!😂
You're welcome, Natalie. Thank you so much for watching.
Yow! This was funny n oh so real😂😊
Thanks so much for your comment, Charmaine. Really pleased you liked it.
I'm imagining myself growing old. The music is great and some great quotes
So glad you liked it. Thanks for the visit.
@@MusicalPearls 💕✨💕✨💕✨
Love this very funny ❤😢😢
So glad you enjoyed it, Kathy. Thank you for watching.
i think thats a beautiful song. Dream On
Thank you so much, Sheba. Really pleased you liked it.
So cute funny ❤️😊👍🏻
Thank you - so pleased yoi liked it
Ha!! Great video. Some of the quotes were spot on. I loved it!!!
Thank you so much. So pleased you liked it
I've not yet lost all my marbles but there is a hole in the bag and it's getting bigger
Ha! Ha! Many thanks, David. I know the feeling.
I am having a hard time getting old but I can enjoy reading these and not caring
Thank you, Janet. So pleased you liked them.
The best thing about retirement is grocery shopping. No really ! Between the foods that I've outgrown and the food my doctors won't let me eat, shopping is quick, cheap, and I can recognize most of the songs.
I am glad I retired, but I miss the music playing
Indicating change of period in school running in 👠 in hallways.The students
Laughing it brought joy.❤😊
As a teacher, if that is what you were, you must have been a boring pain in the ass.
Thanks for watching and sharing your thoughts, Patricia
Thx😂😊
Thanks a lot, Antje
You got my sub. I was laughing so hard and that is so not me.
Thank you so much. Really pleased it made you laugh and thanks again for watching and subbing.
👵it seemed to happen all of a sudden!!
Why the music .lt ruins the entire video
Sure sign of you aging - stop moaning !! 😊
Turn off the sound!
Funny. I absolutely loved the song. It made the video for me.
It’s actual put out by “Musical Pearls”! And it’s no cost to me! I appreciate what they’ve done to entertain me! Music or no music! Seriously…watch it or don’t, mute it if you don’t like the music. It’s negative comments like this that ruins it! There are too many “cupcakes” on TH-cam…I hope you’re not one!
You can watch with no sound. Bless You
Driving to the grocery store at 79 isn’t hard. It’s coming out of the store and trying to remember where you parked.
Ha! Ha! Nice one, Mike. Thanks for watching and commenting.
Good stuff. I’m not going down hill I’m gaining speed.
Ha! Ha! Many thanks, Charles.
@@MusicalPearls the only thing, there’s a break wall at the bottom.
Im now retired which means I no longer have to march off to work. Which means I no
longer have to battle the commute traffic. Also I no longer have to suffer those stupid people I used to work with/for. ALSO I no longer have to suffer those stupid customers
who think they are always right. WRONG! I can sleep late EVERYDAY. Everyday is like a Saturday for me. If I dont feel like doing anything, I dont have to. Seniors get discounts
most EVERYWHERE.
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It's great isn't it 😊
These are great. I hope nobody would mind if I borrow some.
Amen 🙏🏻 ❤
Thanks a lot, James
Growing old in today's world is faaar ! from joyful ! Notice more seniors living out on the streets , not much joy ! 😮😮😮👿💀💀💀
Retirement. When you have twice as much husband for half as much money.
Ha! Ha! Nice one, BL. Thank you so much.
Brilliant as usual, love your voice and songs 😊
Many thanks for your lpvely comment, Denise. Really appreciate it.
Great. Comments
So glad you liked them, Valerie. Thanks for watching.
Who is Jesus? You can retire but He never slumbers or sleeps and He's counting sheep.
Turn the volume down and then it's much better
Every days a holiday when.your retired
Thanks a lot, John. I totally agree - long may you enjoy it!
ty ty ty ❤❤❤❤❤😅😅😅😅
Many thanks, Marion. So pleased you liked it.
Wait what did I just say? Lol ❤
Ha! Ha! Many thanks again, Kathy
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Thank you, Subramanyam
I don't like this getting old lark, bad hips, bad knees and having to wear pads when you pee.🤣🤣
You can actually turn the sound!!!!!!
What’s the name of this song
It's called Dream On. All my videos contain an original song that I've written, performed and recorded. Hope you liked this one and thanks for watching.
😆🙃😁🙏🙏🙏👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
Thank you for watching, Margarete
I hate getting old always sime health issues and just plain terrible simple things harder to do feeling a burden to family member alway have dr app etc
Some people are born regired. Othera retire when they die.
not only is the music not necessary but offensive
Dear Steve 🧚♀️ Ich finde es klasse, dass die Leute draußen wenn sie mich sehen, sagen und denken: OMG, alles andere ist doch eh gelogen heutzutage und ich geh trotzden meiner Wege, das Alter hat was..... 😹🕊🍀🥀🦭🌟🧚♀️
Thank you, Christine. Yes, you're right. No matter how hard it gets, you must remain true to yourself.
The one thing I have learned with getting old is... Never trust a fart. Oh ya and happily ever after is a lie. Absolute B.S.
hello how are you
I'm good, Arline - hope you are too