More short clips from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. Again please be sure to check out the original anime... Hellsing Ultimate and the abridged version from / takahata101
Due to the copyright issues with the song in that episode, most of the episode is muffled and low quality on youtube, but almost as if on purpose- it clarifies right on the "I Love War" Line and somehow hits hard.
As a kid, I used to watch this part a lot. And at the age of 20, i just realized that the piece being played is none other than Gustav’s Holst’s “Mars, the Bringer of War”. I got even more chills just now than i ever did as a kid. Genius.
Me: Who’s fighting? Them: 1000 Nazi vampires vs the British government! Me: So cartoon baddies vs a rapidly decreasing power on the world stage?! This “ww3” kind of sucks ass! Ww1 was fun because it was government superiority vs technological superiority, ww2 was literally Democracy vs Fascism, and the Cold War was Capitalism vs Communism. Here, we have British guys who still dress like it’s ww2, vs video game baddies!
It's moments like these that makes me disagree with calling Ultimate Hellsing Abridged a parody. It is not a parody. It is a re-edit of the original for goddamn fucking cinema. Seriously. I would pay paychecks to see this on the big screen.
@@psymcdad8151 i like the original better too but you are wrong about the Major they did him justice because any candy ass verse you drop him in like dc or marvel and all the badguys start arguing instead of cooperating, the door opens and you hear "Jentlemen.." you know this episode gonna end different.
I love the scene when they took Anderson looking at the sky while the music plays. And my god does it fit so well with the tone. Like you know an impending Nazi Vampire invasion is coming and all you can do is wait.
Honestly... It's a worthy parody of the original. Like the original was *amazing* and I still can't believe they managed to create something not only funny but with a similar intensity.
He's talking about the Cold War between the US and the Soviet Union though, which started basically in 1947ish and ended with the fall of the Soviet Union in 1990, so yea about 40 years.
I love Mars, Bringer of War, ever since I played it a few years ago for a concert. So when I first heard this, I knew exactly what part it was and what was coming next, and it only added to my anticipation. And fuck, did that drop deliver
@@elcalabozodelandroide2 still a bit of a blue ball I'd imagine, he waited the whole time for NATO vs Russia, and they can't even hold ground before NATO even actually shows up
I feel like this one is more unhinged because he goes from joking to megalomaniacal on a dime, but the original is more consistently terrifying. Both are amazing portrayals though, and Lani absolutely ate that speech up and left no crumbs.
The funny thing about it all is that after all these events end. People are probably just gonna call it the worlds worst terrorist attack. Which I’m pretty sure would urk him a bit, which would just be perfect.
@@multifunfunman3241 as in most horrific, but you know what I have no doubt the Integra would 100% use It in the context of it just being a really crappy attack. Just to spite the major
2:34 - I love the Japanese attention to detail, in Germany you use the thumb and first 2 fingers to denote the number 3, unlike in England/America where you would use the first 3 fingers instead. They are all signalling '3' for WW3
had this come out in 2019 he would have said..... "and then comes the weekend. And you decide to watch the greatest chapter of the MCU, in vhich the Mad Titan THanos seeks to eliminate half of all life in the universe......Infinity Var. Perhaps you prefer a classic, in which plucky young youth battle the intergalatic umpire.....Star Wars , just not the sequel series.....that one blows)
Could someone please provide a detailed explanation of how ziplines continue to offer strategic advantages in modern warfare, especially considering that many nations possess advanced surface-to-air missile systems designed to target aerial threats? I'm particularly interested in understanding how the use of ziplines can enhance troop mobility, enable surprise attacks, or facilitate supply line support, despite the technological advancements in anti-aircraft capabilities. The Major seems to think they'll amount to something significant.
0:59 Well, I don't wanna question the Major's logic here, but.... My guy, why in the name of fuck would you chose to get high before dinner with your wife's parents!? Are you nuts? You're supposed to save it for _after_ the night is done. Like, once you're both at home, you'd be like: "Tonight sure was rough, babe. Let's just decompress with a nice puff, a fun movie and maybe some no-no time before bed." You know? Like a normal person lol.
"Gentlemen, there is a rumor going around that I like Warriors. I wish to dash these rumors. I do not 'like' Warriors. I. LOVE. Warriors. Through my life, I have discovered so many types of Warriors. Butchering Chinese history with particle effects - Dynasty Warriors. Dancing around in a green tunic fighting some tart in a dragon costume - Hyrule Warriors. Everyone has a sword, dyes their hair blue, and likes to argue about which era of games deserves better representation - Fire Emblem Warriors. Life is hell - Berserk Warriors."-joshscorcher
It so wrong that this man his charismatic and seems to whip viewers into a war friendsy. A villain who seeks nothing but war and destruction. It a red flag for all of us, including me, that enjoy this speech/scene so much!😅
"You go on to an anime forum and get into an argument about what fictional woman is the best one. Waifu war."
Why do not have a thousand likes?
This is THE BEST comment. 👌
@@justinlindfors8512 Because unfortunately not everyone watches hellsing abridged clips. *I know, they're very uncool.*
Chun-Tifa Victoria li is best waifu.
You watch Fate and discuss which Artoria is the best
Saberface war
Starts out as comedy, ends by giving you chills down your spine even within a single villain speech. This abridged series is a masterpiece.
It managed to shorthand the original speech, make it funny, AND keep the spirit of the original. It's a masterclass in the art of "abridging".
It really is
“Chills down your spine even within a single villain speech”
😂
On par with Hellsing Ultimate itself.
Funny, then chill, then funny again, and resounding chill in the bones.
man... that PURE silence while lanny says "I... LOVE... WAR" with no ambiance or nothing gives me chills every fucking time...
Damn right.
Due to the copyright issues with the song in that episode, most of the episode is muffled and low quality on youtube, but almost as if on purpose- it clarifies right on the "I Love War" Line and somehow hits hard.
Vore*
Unironically an amazing villain speech.
Fr
Ngl this goes so hard
Animators: Realize they can have light reflecting off of glasses.
Also animators: *Make half the goddam characters nearsighted!*
Also also animators: Making people want glasses for that effect.
Glasses are really versatile.
@@JustinRKRegan Why is the Y Chromosome on that list?
@@JustinRKRegan Um, XX is a girl, XY is a man… I’d hardly call them uneasy on the eyes!
Nah fam, no one here needs glasses, they're vampires and a robot, THEY ALL USE THEM FOR THE LOOKS, Wich is a fairly vampiric thing to do
“Jentlemen”
Always gets get me every time💀
I know right. I still laugh when I see the first sue of it.
“Jentlemen. Ve…are nazis.”
“SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!”
Jentlemen vi are nazis!
"operation bait Van Winkle" LMFAO
At least she wasn't a JAIL-bait...
Not that would've stop Alucard...
and certainly no cold wars! Blue balled for 40 years!
As a kid, I used to watch this part a lot. And at the age of 20, i just realized that the piece being played is none other than Gustav’s Holst’s “Mars, the Bringer of War”. I got even more chills just now than i ever did as a kid. Genius.
*The Major releases World War 3*
_Suicide rate drops to 0%_
Killing rate increases to 100%
@@budala3831 150%
Me: Who’s fighting?
Them: 1000 Nazi vampires vs the British government!
Me: So cartoon baddies vs a rapidly decreasing power on the world stage?! This “ww3” kind of sucks ass! Ww1 was fun because it was government superiority vs technological superiority, ww2 was literally Democracy vs Fascism, and the Cold War was Capitalism vs Communism. Here, we have British guys who still dress like it’s ww2, vs video game baddies!
@@IsaiahRichards692 shut up will you?
Murder rate goes up 300%
It's moments like these that makes me disagree with calling Ultimate Hellsing Abridged a parody. It is not a parody. It is a re-edit of the original for goddamn fucking cinema. Seriously. I would pay paychecks to see this on the big screen.
@@psymcdad8151 i like the original better too but you are wrong about the Major they did him justice because any candy ass verse you drop him in like dc or marvel and all the badguys start arguing instead of cooperating, the door opens and you hear "Jentlemen.."
you know this episode gonna end different.
@@illusiveman8561 After how awful rings of power was that terrifies me
It started as a parody, and then evolved.
Are they your paychecks?
Works like these are typically transformative, but this one? In many respects, it's probably "elevative".
"Und frankly, ve will not be entertaining the notion of war being referred to as 'special military action.' At least ve acknowledge our atrocities."
I love the scene when they took Anderson looking at the sky while the music plays. And my god does it fit so well with the tone. Like you know an impending Nazi Vampire invasion is coming and all you can do is wait.
@Draghoul mars bringer of war by gustav holst
timestamp?
shame it didn't get to the best laugh I've heard in any animated series abridged or not, when Alucard was just laughing like a demon on the ship
Honestly... It's a worthy parody of the original. Like the original was *amazing* and I still can't believe they managed to create something not only funny but with a similar intensity.
this is at least the 10th time i've seen the scene
he said 40 years
this canonically takes place after 2004
and alucard has a cell phone, to further back that up
He's talking about the Cold War between the US and the Soviet Union though, which started basically in 1947ish and ended with the fall of the Soviet Union in 1990, so yea about 40 years.
Until he started his explanation, I always thought he said he love vore.
Heheh.. It can be like that if Subtitles are off.
he's not that sick
They're vampires tho so who knows. Plus the siblings from earlier...
He definitely wants to get eaten by Rip Van Winkle.
“Blue balled for 40 years”
He felt as bad as Star Wars fans when they get disappointed by ANYTHING.
The weather will kill them
Disney has stolen our dreams, turned them into nightmares, and then tried to slap us in the face for calling them out....
....are we wrong?
@@capt.artemislivius7601 Y'all take this stuff way too seriously. It's not a religion.
"Blue balled for 40 years"
Feel you man😔
"...and certainly not a Cold War! Blue balled for 40 years 😠" lmfao
Am i the only one who thinks that the Major is the greatest supervillain in anime, manga and in cartoon history?
Santa: "And what would you want for Christmas?"
10-year-old me: 2:26
I wish I did that when I was younger man 😂
I VANT WORLD VAR THREEEEE
Average Hoi player
This version of the major should have been in the original. It just matches his fanatical insanity too well
I love Mars, Bringer of War, ever since I played it a few years ago for a concert. So when I first heard this, I knew exactly what part it was and what was coming next, and it only added to my anticipation. And fuck, did that drop deliver
Yep it was amazing and fitting here.
Well this aged extremely well.
Got dammit.
See y'all on the front lines.
@@mrteco4236 Ukraine and Russia
@@mrteco4236 I’m a little confused now
@@mrteco4236 damn. Should I laugh, be amused, show concern, be disgusted, or everything besides disgust XD
@@mrteco4236 good point
I fucking love the Major's speech!!!
Alucard laughing like a mad man "I better not miss a damn thing."
*Alucard:* I better not miss a damn thing.
*Also Alucard:* _[Is stuck on a battleship for the next 3 episodes]_
Lani is a legitimately fantastic VA
His performance as Vegeta in Thor vs Vegeta was God tier acting
I never liked Dragon Ball but his Final Flash was just effin EPIC
GIVE WAR A CHANCE
-A certain child lover
Who's name is???
@@The_Republic_of_Ireland Sundowner
Like the good old days after....
Ironic, since Crispin Freeman voices both Sundowner and Alucard
RED SUN OVER PARADISE!!!!
Well, time for the long awaited conclusion to the global trilogy.
Putting Holst's "Mars - Bringer of War" in the background of the latter half of this was a touch of subtle brilliance by TFS.
"Blue balled for 30 years" lol
40
Fourty*
Well , not anymore.
Balls like a Smurf here.
@@elcalabozodelandroide2 still a bit of a blue ball I'd imagine, he waited the whole time for NATO vs Russia, and they can't even hold ground before NATO even actually shows up
And in 2022, the Major finally got his wish...
aaaaaand blueballed for another year
But it doesn't even involve Germany
@@spongeyspikes09Not Yet. We Germans are ready to support putin at any time
@@spongeyspikes09 Azoz Battalion.
This is basically the Major's mini-army.
Blue balled for another year 😢
I cant tell which is more unhinged this or the actual speach
I feel like this one is more unhinged because he goes from joking to megalomaniacal on a dime, but the original is more consistently terrifying. Both are amazing portrayals though, and Lani absolutely ate that speech up and left no crumbs.
The look in his eye when he says he love war is damn chilling and awesome.
“Ze separatists decide zat ze Republic is no longer in zer best interests and decide to form a blockade around ze planet of Naboo.” Star Wars
“Ze Republic zen copies the dna of the greatest bounty hunter to make an army to fight ze separatists. Clone Wars.”
"I better not miss a goddamn thing."
Something is so indescribable as to why I love this speech
The funny thing about it all is that after all these events end. People are probably just gonna call it the worlds worst terrorist attack. Which I’m pretty sure would urk him a bit, which would just be perfect.
That's what happens in the show iirc.
It's not even remembered as an armed conflict.
Pretty much almost wiped out London. "Eh wasn't that big a deal" love the logic in this show
"Worst" as in "most horrific" or "worst" as in "it sucked?"
@@multifunfunman3241 as in most horrific, but you know what I have no doubt the Integra would 100% use It in the context of it just being a really crappy attack. Just to spite the major
@@wyattml1641 If the Major's war is that deadly, why would he be upset when people call it a terrorist attack?
He forgot to mention his favour game franchises. God of War, Gears of War, Warhammer, COD: WW2 and Modern Warfare, Total War and War Thunder.
CoD Vurld at Var
i'm so happy for Major that he's open about his vore kink
thats ah goin in me meme playlist.
Golden
2:34 - I love the Japanese attention to detail, in Germany you use the thumb and first 2 fingers to denote the number 3, unlike in England/America where you would use the first 3 fingers instead.
They are all signalling '3' for WW3
“I love vore” - lanipator
Anastasias Focht right before the Battle of Tukayyid:
The fact that I know what this is...
"and then alucard proceeded to miss many things"- walter C Dornez probably
The anger for the mentioning Cold War. :D
What did you expect? He was blueballed for 40 years
"I do not like Vore, I LOVE VORE"
"Some of you have come to believe that I... like... vore."
Major likes "vore" apperently
Oh lord no...
fcking weirdo...
God this abridge was 9 years ago...
Like the major, I love war, but peace, peace is a much better option.
The way he pronounces his W's as V's makes it sound like he says "I love vore."
He really loves vore a bit too much
Personally I like the original speech more but this is still pretty good especially the ending half
It sounds like he says vore not war- it took us till he got to the end of the speech
" i love vore" 💀
I
VANT
VORLD
VAR
TREE! 😂
I love Lani
Shame he didnt mention the most brutal of them all: console wars.
Blue balled for 40 years 😂😂 2:07
well we're heeeeeeere
This guy must be the most character who showcases what being a villain is.
Quite the villain.
Why is this unironically good? I even raised my right arm- No I'm fr.
This is unironically a pretty deep speech
Based Major
" The sequel you've been all waiting for "
"blue balled vor vorty years!" lol
"Some of you come to believe that I like vore.
I don't like vore.
I. LOVE. VORE."
had this come out in 2019 he would have said.....
"and then comes the weekend. And you decide to watch the greatest chapter of the MCU, in vhich the Mad Titan THanos seeks to eliminate half of all life in the universe......Infinity Var. Perhaps you prefer a classic, in which plucky young youth battle the intergalatic umpire.....Star Wars , just not the sequel series.....that one blows)
"i love vore" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
The way the clip ended.. Anderson looked up like he wasn’t gonna have blue balls anymore either 😂
TO MARS!
Could someone please provide a detailed explanation of how ziplines continue to offer strategic advantages in modern warfare, especially considering that many nations possess advanced surface-to-air missile systems designed to target aerial threats? I'm particularly interested in understanding how the use of ziplines can enhance troop mobility, enable surprise attacks, or facilitate supply line support, despite the technological advancements in anti-aircraft capabilities. The Major seems to think they'll amount to something significant.
We doing a sequel we’re back by popular demand
0:59 Well, I don't wanna question the Major's logic here, but....
My guy, why in the name of fuck would you chose to get high before dinner with your wife's parents!?
Are you nuts? You're supposed to save it for _after_ the night is done.
Like, once you're both at home, you'd be like: "Tonight sure was rough, babe.
Let's just decompress with a nice puff, a fun movie and maybe some no-no time before bed."
You know? Like a normal person lol.
you do it before cuz you know you will KYS if you are at the dinner sober
Henchmen 21 and 24 would love this theme 😂😅
I looked up tfs the best of the major, this was the only thing that showed up.
Holsts Mars - Bringer of war as soundtract-
Chefs kiss
You can hear TFS Vegeta in his voice😂
A very german vegeta
I....Love....Vore....
wait
Didn't exclude Storage Wars so I guess he likes that.
'War was always here. Before Man was, War waited for him. The ultimate Trade awaiting its ultimate Practitioner.'
"Gentlemen, there is a rumor going around that I like Warriors. I wish to dash these rumors. I do not 'like' Warriors. I. LOVE. Warriors. Through my life, I have discovered so many types of Warriors. Butchering Chinese history with particle effects - Dynasty Warriors. Dancing around in a green tunic fighting some tart in a dragon costume - Hyrule Warriors. Everyone has a sword, dyes their hair blue, and likes to argue about which era of games deserves better representation - Fire Emblem Warriors. Life is hell - Berserk Warriors."-joshscorcher
2:22My favorite part.
2:34 Imagine if the Exorcists saluted Lute like That in hazbin hotel season 2.
geez, major is some kind of vore lover
Y'all thought he was joking.....
Top ten best Anime Waifu’s
Number #1 this guy
You change the channel to a bunch of people competing to have their pastries star as the desert at a very important event. Cupcake Wars.
You change the channel AGAIN to a competition where people arm and armor RC cars and make them fight each other in the UK. Robot Wars.
I better not miss a damn thing.
Well, that escalated quickly.
Und vey... Und vey... ACHOO!!!🤣🤣🤣
Today this seems to be less a parody and more of what is literally happening in real life
It so wrong that this man his charismatic and seems to whip viewers into a war friendsy. A villain who seeks nothing but war and destruction.
It a red flag for all of us, including me, that enjoy this speech/scene so much!😅
WELL! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! I WANNA HAVE A PARTY! I NEED TO HAVE A PARTY! YOU BETTER HAVE A PARTY!
What's. The soundtrack for the Major's speech?
Gustav Holst: Mars, bringer of war
@@friedrichkarle9757 thank you!
@Deoxys320dude No Problem. Enjoy!
@@friedrichkarle9757 I sure did once I searched for it
DUnDunDun Dun Dun
No real german would say "porsh".
Proof that he's a robot
@@varangiangaming7178 ok but why is he a cyborg?
@@jeronimomartinezcalsina7690 no idea
Because the guy that makes excellent avocado toast offered him to become a monster and he refused and became a soulless toaster on legs instead.
@@varangiangaming7178 IT MAKES NO FUCKIN SENSE!
I love how this abridged started off as a parody and ended up being better than the original.
you’re a fucking moron if u think this shit is better than the original. 13 year old humor
i cant see this without thinking of the version where they voice him over with lowtiergod talking about your mom's head game
"Vell, perhaps ein bisschen race var."