TeamFourStar's | Hellsing Ultimate | 01-05 | Best of Alexander Anderson

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ต.ค. 2015
  • Credits for this are over here: / teamfourstar
    It is a parody based on the anime Hellsing Ultimate. Compilation from 06 - 08 over here: • TeamFourStar's | Hells...
    He's so fucking crazy. I love him.
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  • @crimsonjonny3294
    @crimsonjonny3294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2058

    “God’s Assassin!”
    “Saint Guillotine!”
    “The Angel’s Dust!”
    “Judas Priest!”

    • @Mattieraus
      @Mattieraus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Zhey ver named after him

    • @verminal_arcade
      @verminal_arcade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      The Bayonet Priest

    • @Phoenix-et6mf
      @Phoenix-et6mf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Bruh, Saint Guillotine is badass

    • @blastermasterguy
      @blastermasterguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Wait, like ze band?
      THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HIM!

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The "Angel's Dust"?? Well, that's ironic.

  • @Jajang2632
    @Jajang2632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2661

    "Best of Alexander Anderson" Isn't this just every scene Alexander is in? XD

  • @jamesteasdale7588
    @jamesteasdale7588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    "Who are we?"
    "A NECESSARY EVIL"
    "Why are we Necessary?"
    "TO PURGE THE WORLD OF EVIL WORSE THEN MAN"
    "And why are we gods chosen? Ordained to undertake this unholy Task?"
    "BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL"
    Honestly one of the best speeches I've heard

    • @Galvatron759
      @Galvatron759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      “And because it’s f**king fun!!!”

    • @ethancrytzer5809
      @ethancrytzer5809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      "AND BECAUSE IT'S FUCKIN' FUN!"

    • @maxflame6078
      @maxflame6078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      AHAHAHAHAHA AMEN

    • @Just_A_Husk
      @Just_A_Husk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@maxflame6078 amen brother

    • @robertparker6280
      @robertparker6280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Best Line Ever from AA: And because it's FUCKING FUN!

  • @toviasjames7902
    @toviasjames7902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2004

    Anderson just made being Christian so bad ass.

    • @dr.spycrab4089
      @dr.spycrab4089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Tovias James *Catholic. He doesn’t give a fuck about any Protestant fuckbuckets

    • @Carolinacaveman
      @Carolinacaveman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Didnt the sniper from saving private Ryan do that first?

    • @matthewrees7697
      @matthewrees7697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Davidson1873 Father Anderson is his son. Born to a woman in Scotland that they were stationed in before going to save Pvt. Ryan.

    • @HIPEOPLE1887
      @HIPEOPLE1887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Badass again. There are a lot of Christian badasses

    • @bluebay1031
      @bluebay1031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Catholic, but yes. He and his Iscariot army made it look pretty badass

  • @bloodangel7731
    @bloodangel7731 7 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    Anderson: What the hell do ya want ya crazy protestant bastard?
    Integra: I'm a woman
    Anderson: Call yerself whatever ya want ya crazy protestant bastard.

  • @robgeorge4581
    @robgeorge4581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1805

    RIP Anderson. You magnificent badass priest.

    • @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168
      @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I want to be like anderson

    • @gemstoneprincess2890
      @gemstoneprincess2890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ugh

    • @rodrigomateodelgadodelacru8154
      @rodrigomateodelgadodelacru8154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He died as he lived
      Without being able to kill Alucard

    • @david50x84
      @david50x84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean he was a great character, but he is literally the last person among all who have ever lived on earth (including hitler) that should be mourned.

    • @user-qn4xu4tq7n
      @user-qn4xu4tq7n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@david50x84 is he really? All he ever did in the series was kill nazis and vampires
      We could guess about what some of his beliefs are but that's about it.

  • @robertparker6280
    @robertparker6280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    "Because it's fucking fun!"
    A man who takes his job seriously.

  • @bs2977
    @bs2977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    6:20 Integra is such a beast of a woman that she almost made Anderson forget about his celibacy vow 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheKing-rp9by
      @TheKing-rp9by 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I don’t blame him, I want to plant some myself.

    • @omnisans1649
      @omnisans1649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@TheKing-rp9by Same thing here

    • @jadenzantslayers6694
      @jadenzantslayers6694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@TheKing-rp9by knowing her, she’d probably be the one plowing

    • @maddoxio
      @maddoxio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Brayden Pender
      I see this an absolute win!

    • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
      @TheAnimeEncyclopedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Unfortunately. Integra isn't a little boy XD

  • @ruttsuco.804
    @ruttsuco.804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1345

    Things will never be the same without this catholic sociopath

    • @Madmaxgaming130
      @Madmaxgaming130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      "WOOPS TAUTOLOGY"

    • @AgentAnime95
      @AgentAnime95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There is still the mini Anderson

    • @reng.2588
      @reng.2588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@AgentAnime95 Heinkel??

    • @Alphadog2064
      @Alphadog2064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ren "pop pop watchin heathens drop"

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @mrmilktrayman8002
    @mrmilktrayman8002 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    7:05 "Yumi! Say something in moon-speak!"
    "Hai"
    "HAHA"
    easily one of my favourite quotes of his i love how he's just really happy to have companions of his own

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Judas Priest"
      "Wait, like ze band?"
      "They were named after HIM!!"

    • @samangra1008
      @samangra1008 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂

  • @AlexanderCheff
    @AlexanderCheff 8 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    He works for the Vatican and he can't find an Italian? Step it up Anderson.

    • @giovannyalpizar5351
      @giovannyalpizar5351 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Isn't Enrico Maxwell Italian?

    • @2wingo
      @2wingo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Maybe he just can't find one who is good enough to be part of his "posse."

    • @AsianAtTheDisco009
      @AsianAtTheDisco009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      technically Maxwell was under his wing but broke away from Anderson's technical teachings and went for the more political side of things

    • @TheBeastr
      @TheBeastr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Well you know Maxell being Italian, it could only mean one thing when he died. You could say he pasta away.

    • @theultimatewarrior5676
      @theultimatewarrior5676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He could've just religiously kidnapped the Italian guy from the beginning.

  • @theultimatewarrior5676
    @theultimatewarrior5676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    What Anderson was saying from 1:23 "Its a shamful thing for ye lost your head, A careless vampire who wound up dead,you wear your sins like its some kind of prize,too many lies,too many lies" actually refers to the WWE Wrestler Sheamus. Anderson was qouting a lyric but altered it
    Actual:
    "Its a shameful thing, you've lost your head,a careless who can wind up dead, You were your sins like its some kind of pride,too many lies,too many lies"
    Seems Anderson watches WWE and makes everything Christian-like.

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      His favorite wrestler is christian

    • @NamelessFhoul
      @NamelessFhoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A hoonter must hoont

    • @banditodestiny
      @banditodestiny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Actually it's in reference to Written in your face. Which Sheamus formerly used a version of.

    • @Jygerthe2nd
      @Jygerthe2nd ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup. Also, the instrumental plays at about 2:54.

    • @RaderizDorret
      @RaderizDorret ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TFS are pro wrestling fans. Look at what they did with Recoome in DBZA

  • @calebwilson2270
    @calebwilson2270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    "How in the blood soaked prostetant hell did you do that?" "Fuck you that's how" spite is a very powerful motivator

  • @jsfilms6623
    @jsfilms6623 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1304

    This guy needs to be the new pope.

    • @Spiderbarf
      @Spiderbarf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes

    • @HiperPivociarz
      @HiperPivociarz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      "I don't know how, but apparently pope declared war to literally every country in the world"
      "Anything else?"
      "Somehow he shot a nuclear warhead into each of these countries. When asked why or how he answeared: "Because Jesus F*cking Christ is by my side you dirty protestant heathens". He then jumped out of the window doing a backflip and stabbed three people."
      "Anything else?"
      "He somehow found, and urinated onto a statue of Martin Luther"
      "I knew he would be better choice than that Bergolio guy"

    • @ihjnhhj
      @ihjnhhj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      JS Films #popeanderson

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      JS Films way everything's going so far, he might as well be the next one...

    • @bushidotestu1997
      @bushidotestu1997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      battle pope

  • @Matixxx972
    @Matixxx972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    I can't tell if the accent is Scottish, Irish, or Welsh, goddamit

    • @gunbunnyjunk7881
      @gunbunnyjunk7881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Matixxx972 Its really suppose to be scottish, but for the abridged, they gave him an irish accent. For reasons unknown but shit is hilarious.

    • @Lizzyacedetective
      @Lizzyacedetective 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I call it Scotrish

    • @attackonponyproductions4927
      @attackonponyproductions4927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Scottish

    • @fellsans8302
      @fellsans8302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its kind of both I think

    • @nikolaiorr8383
      @nikolaiorr8383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sounds scottish

  • @austinmcclung284
    @austinmcclung284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    6:05 - 6:31 is just pure Alexander gold

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Austin McClung
      don't forget his FUKIN EPIC sermon!😂

    • @cynthiagarza1875
      @cynthiagarza1875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mellennia9 what's the Irish theme played pls let me know

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cynthiagarza1875 I believe it's the intro to "shipping up to Boston" if I'm not mistaken.

    • @ValGuard4801
      @ValGuard4801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mellennia9 do u know the song for when he first appears in that scene??? I've been trying to find it for actual years.

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ValGuard4801 I'll see later tonight (I'm currently at work). If I recognize it, I'll tell you.

  • @bladeshifter16
    @bladeshifter16 8 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    I don't know much about Hellsing, but this is fucking hysterical.

    • @AlienWithABox
      @AlienWithABox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is a joke video btw. Hellsing's a little more serious.

    • @brandonechegaray3874
      @brandonechegaray3874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bladeshifter16 still watch both.

    • @VampireA1056
      @VampireA1056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You don't need to know much about Hellsing to enjoy this.

  • @chicodaproducer22
    @chicodaproducer22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    So what can I do for you father O'Malley O'Connor' o'carrol O'Reilly o' Brien O'Sullivan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Def Jam ATLANTA who is also Italian

    • @chicodaproducer22
      @chicodaproducer22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Deity Saturn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Midknightsun79
      @Midknightsun79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Def Jam ATLANTA
      Whos also Italian

    • @KaitiLuvsU13
      @KaitiLuvsU13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who-a Also is Italian

    • @chibicelesti4859
      @chibicelesti4859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Jazzy Jonathan spreadin' the word of Jesus Christ to the many people of the world, teachin' peace and love for all

  • @PremiumBlank
    @PremiumBlank 7 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "Oh you know, I'm just out and about with my posy."

    • @endo8835
      @endo8835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      gabe marty *posse

    • @TheDBZEDITOR
      @TheDBZEDITOR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Posse?”

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You know how your pet Vampire has a pet Vampire of his own? Well that got me thinking. So I acquired some learned youngsters myself.

    • @scarlightemperor3410
      @scarlightemperor3410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cunningsmile4166 Two of them! WHICH IS TWICE AS GOOD!

    • @user-pq8wg3wz3g
      @user-pq8wg3wz3g 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And hears the real kicker ones Japan's and the other one fukin German

  • @fruitninja7681
    @fruitninja7681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    3:49 I like how it’s cannon that Anderson’s shadow has holes for his glasses.

    • @user-qz7nd8iz9d
      @user-qz7nd8iz9d 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      God might not answer others prays but whne Anderson prayed to look badass in shadows he listened

  • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
    @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    so is it "So what can I do for you Father o' Melly o' Connor o' Kerro o' Riley o' Brian o' Sullivan, who is also Italian"?

    • @Cgar-mj1on
      @Cgar-mj1on 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Simon Belmont tell'a me Anderson, what is your favorite thing to do?

    • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
      @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Spreadin the word and love of Jesus Christ to the many people of the world, spreadin peace and love for all!

    • @Cgar-mj1on
      @Cgar-mj1on 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Simon Belmont and'a killing vampires?

    • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
      @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ah just try ta fuckin stop me!

    • @Cgar-mj1on
      @Cgar-mj1on 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Simon Belmont and what about, produstands?

  • @TheHippieCozzy
    @TheHippieCozzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I feel like Anderson got the shit end of the stick out of all the characters. I wish they would do like a mini series about him. You know like an origin story that leads up to him becoming the paladin of the vatican. Not big on Christianity but definitely interested in this Christian.

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Would be a lot to discover. He had the same age appearance now as when he took Enrico Maxwell into the Iscariots when Enrico was just a kid. He's practically a religious zealot Logan/Wolverine.

    • @personofnointerest5302
      @personofnointerest5302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They have a song about his backstory called "Alexander Anderson" a parody of "Alexander Hamilton"

    • @Iloveyaoiitssopeak
      @Iloveyaoiitssopeak ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean the hentai angel dust has anderson’s backstory

    • @icicle_ai
      @icicle_ai 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Really? I think he's amazing

    • @JanusHoW
      @JanusHoW 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The 2001 anime, of all things, gave a hint of what his backstory could be.
      From what info we could glean, he was a soldier in World War I that was attacked by a vampire, and he tried to commit suicide rather than be turned into a ghoul. Afterwards, he manned up, somehow joined Iscariot, and the rest is history.

  • @frenchiee_96
    @frenchiee_96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    dude we just finished and we need 5 minutes to recharge... -gets stabbed- NEVERMIND WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS XD

  • @alexlaw8440
    @alexlaw8440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    That final scene is not only more understandable than the original, but also far more badass than the original

  • @RuBuNsGo
    @RuBuNsGo ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Anderson: You know what? F**ck it, KNIFE!!
    Alucard: Knife??
    "Anderson the Stabs Alucard really fast"

  • @oceantd6041
    @oceantd6041 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Jesus "no wonder alucard wants to plow that virgin soil I'm thinking about planting some flowers myself" 😂 that shit was top teir but even when the Japanese girl just said hi 😂

  • @captainfordo2780
    @captainfordo2780 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The only one that Alucard and and Integra honored after defeating. Even Alucard tried to stop him from using the holy relic since Alucard knew the feeling of desperation and did not want his nemesis to follow the same path.

  • @jrreedve2825
    @jrreedve2825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    6:54 - 7:16 is such a compounding interest of references across the board, ranging from history to anime, not only can I not breath, I had to watch it multiple times to catch them all!

    • @will2316
      @will2316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Could you list them for me? I think I’m missing one or two

  • @andrewseverance1615
    @andrewseverance1615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Rest in pieces. You absolute legend. He did the thanos fade before it was cool

  • @vessel__
    @vessel__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Every line that comes out of this guy is priceless and hilarious.

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    7:15 That Nazi soldier has some serious balls. I would not be able to say that. He may have gone down, but he went down like a badass.

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains  4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    6:48 "Well that got me thinking" bit makes me laugh so hard each time, at his facial expression

  • @jahnumies
    @jahnumies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Anderson is the absolute best.

  • @hachi666roku
    @hachi666roku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    That last “Amen” at 8:11 can get me into church ANYTIME!!!😬 :triggered:

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was an awesome end to that episode.

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I love this guy. Seriously, Hellsing Abridged had so many lovable crazy bastards.

    • @luigiboi4244
      @luigiboi4244 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Amen. I especially love Takahata101’s portrayal of Alucard.

  • @sanrac3860
    @sanrac3860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how any time Alexander and Alucard fight they are just so casual about wanting to kill eachother like it's some kind of game lol

  • @porobotboyxxx
    @porobotboyxxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    5:39-6:32 Alexander Anderson was basically the viewers’ voice about Integra.😏👌

    • @marcodragneel8035
      @marcodragneel8035 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh yes, sir integra is one hell of a woman

    • @porobotboyxxx
      @porobotboyxxx ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@marcodragneel8035 Oh you know it!😁

  • @fellsans8302
    @fellsans8302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I love Anderson in the abridged and anime hes just badass and funny as shit

  • @Cgar-mj1on
    @Cgar-mj1on 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Serve the lord with fear and rejoice with trembling

    • @wolf241
      @wolf241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cgar2000 0 You got me a present?!?!

    • @MystiqueWolf
      @MystiqueWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kiss the sun, lest he be angry and ya perish from the way. For his wrath is kindled but a little

    • @jeremytung1632
      @jeremytung1632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right this way group B, that’s right, right in front of everyone else you’re 80 you’re used to it.

  • @falleking9332
    @falleking9332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Every scene with alexander is just perfection I love him

  • @Pastamist
    @Pastamist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    3:10 When you realize they’re laughing like Beavus and Butthead

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      With Anderson sounding like Beavis. Even when he is laughing at the news of Alucard being attacked in his Brazilian penthouse.

  • @signer0001
    @signer0001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The song is "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" by Dropkick Murphys.

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains  3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    3:21 is my favorite scene in the whole show. Their menacing shadows just kill me every time.

    • @lewismartin3430
      @lewismartin3430 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Anderson-*aggressively T poses*

  • @justingensel157
    @justingensel157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Yumie!! Say somethin in Moonspeak!!!

  • @rachnussouldrinkerlibraria5640
    @rachnussouldrinkerlibraria5640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The music that plays when he arrives is beyond appropriate

  • @Asher_Tye
    @Asher_Tye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    They say if you enjoy what you do, you never work a day in your life.
    I think Anderson figured that out quite early.

  • @danielshepard3067
    @danielshepard3067 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    If Inyone does not love tha lood... Jezus Cries. Let them be accused O Lood come Ayyymen.

  • @jerelcheek5112
    @jerelcheek5112 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I just realized something.
    Cell, Majin Buu, Alucard, and Orochimaru have something in common. All of them absorb people.

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains  8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "BY JOB, YOU FUCKING HITTER OF A WOMAN! SURROUNDED BY FIFTY VAMPIRE NAZIS ARMED LITERALLY TO THE TEETH AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING CAR, PULL OUT YOUR SWORD, CUT OFF ONE OF THEIR HEADS AND YELL: COME AT ME, YOU KRAUT SHITS!"

    • @TheSteam02
      @TheSteam02 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "NO WONDER ALUCARD WANTS TO PLOW SOME OF THAT VIRGIN SOIL!"

    • @gvon1989
      @gvon1989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "I'M THINKING ABOUT GROWING SOME FLOWERS MESELF"

    • @greenedge2055
      @greenedge2055 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +gvon1989 +gvon1989 +gvon1989 And look, you know how your pet vampire has his own pet vampire? Well that got me thinkin' so I acquired some learned youngsters myself. TWO OF EM. WHICH IS TWICE AS GOOD. AND HERE'S THE REAL KICKER: ONE'S JAPANESE AND THE OTHER ONE'S FUCKING GERMAN. AIN'T THAT TOPICAL? I just need an italian and I got me an Axis of Righteousness.

    • @bustedcogitator8954
      @bustedcogitator8954 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sailtheplains how the blood soaked prodistant bastard

    • @TheMaineMeta
      @TheMaineMeta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      YUMI! SAY SOMETHING IN MOONSPEAK!

  • @nikitiabooth2422
    @nikitiabooth2422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    My two favorite characters Anderson and Alucard

  • @thekito4623
    @thekito4623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:30 alucards badass level exceeding all scales

  • @matthewmelilo3680
    @matthewmelilo3680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The axis of rightousness line kills me every time

    • @indeedthatguy
      @indeedthatguy หลายเดือนก่อน

      Underrated joke, especially because they kill Nazi vampires

  • @misanthropicisolation4013
    @misanthropicisolation4013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    5:39 to 6:04 is my favorite.

  • @stephenbyrne2897
    @stephenbyrne2897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    7:41 "WHO ARE WE!?"

    • @DaFro3713
      @DaFro3713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Stephen Byrne THE NECESSARY EVIL

    • @Billyboy1607
      @Billyboy1607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DaFro3713 WHY ARE WE NECESSARY?

    • @DaFro3713
      @DaFro3713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the gaming fez TO PURGE THE WORLD OF EVIL WORSE THAN MAN

    • @Billyboy1607
      @Billyboy1607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DaFro3713 AND WHY ARE WE GODS CHOSEN FEW, ORDAINEDA TO UNDERTAKE THE UNHOLLY TASK?

    • @elxiyrl9747
      @elxiyrl9747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL

  • @mrreyes5004
    @mrreyes5004 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:07 - 6:30 Honestly one of the greatest moments of the entire parody.

  • @Renserin
    @Renserin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I swear, Alexander Anderson is just having way too much fun. Add the FourStar Parody, and I'm laughing my head off, just about every time he speaks.

  • @marcusbritt1659
    @marcusbritt1659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:42-2-45 the the best lines ever

  • @kyoshikuchiki4873
    @kyoshikuchiki4873 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Integra : that girl belongs to me .
    Anderson : well aren't we the naughty one ?

  • @rcreviewjohn
    @rcreviewjohn ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Maxwell: "ANDERSON!!!"
    Also Maxwell: oh shit I called for Anderson

  • @acolyte06312
    @acolyte06312 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:19 I burst out laughing at this scene, even more so now that I've seen the English(Canada) subtitles

  • @KingBullDogg
    @KingBullDogg ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the use of the shipping up to boston intro by dropkick murphy's by team fourstar is just fucking immaculate

  • @JanusHoW
    @JanusHoW 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love that Alucard and Anderson both wondered about leprechauns and whether they'd spill out Lucky Charms upon being killed. It's really no wonder they developed a true respect for each other, at least in the "you are my most worthy opponent" way.
    Even the way they say goodbye to each other with insults shows that they could have been great friends if they weren't so dead-set on murdering each other.

  • @machinedragonnero7740
    @machinedragonnero7740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I cannot explain why I'm enjoying this so much it's like my mind has been captured by this man and is now his toy. someone explain to me what the hell is going on why am I enjoying this crazy nonsense so much and why the hell do I feel like I want to get in on the fun? Somebody talk to me what is happening?!!!!!?!

    • @leoniet.6744
      @leoniet.6744 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know what you mean
      I mean Look at this man he looks so goofy and is a mf psycho ( im not even Christian tbh) and still im like :i love This man so much omg

  • @Shimzyyy
    @Shimzyyy ปีที่แล้ว +8

    anderson is definetly the second most badass christian i know...
    its doomslayer(obviously)

  • @kazarisato5607
    @kazarisato5607 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ANDERSOOOOOON!!!!!!

  • @theoggamer591
    @theoggamer591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    420yoloswagjesus 😂😂😂

    • @andrewseverance1615
      @andrewseverance1615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't know which is funnier. The catholic church strong arming you into helping us. Or that you obviously haven't seen what I did to the statue of big J~

    • @truck-kun1805
      @truck-kun1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@andrewseverance1615 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >opening

    • @ivancruz9721
      @ivancruz9721 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @keddakedda7939
    @keddakedda7939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lol I love how Anderson admired Integra’s guts

  • @Ghostthehellrider
    @Ghostthehellrider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Second verse same as the first, now put me in plane so I can put'em in a Hearse"

  • @jaredhamrick8773
    @jaredhamrick8773 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just got the joke at 6:54 being that Anderson has a German and Japanese subordinate and says he needs an Italian since those were the major Allie’s of the axis in world war 2 and of course there fighting Nazis so it’s pretty topical

    • @majoras_swag2
      @majoras_swag2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Axis of righteousness!

  • @peytonsawyer9461
    @peytonsawyer9461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Ya Crazy Protestant bastard" I can't get that out of my head 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mouserzz
    @Mouserzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "catholic sociopath; WHOOPS tautology"

  • @DiscordDynasty
    @DiscordDynasty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:43 is my favorite part

  • @indeedthatguy
    @indeedthatguy หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:00 - 5:20 this conversation is so well written

  • @johntumbo3175
    @johntumbo3175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this is just awesome

  • @Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer
    @Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how Heinkel is backing the moon but her glasses manages to catch the moonlight

  • @WilliamSutton1987
    @WilliamSutton1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve only seen over 7 min of this and by GOD I love this show!

  • @jasonb638
    @jasonb638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Alright, for real, can we get this voice actor an Oscar please?

  • @adambump5297
    @adambump5297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I think I like the Irish voice better over the Scottish one in the Dub.

  • @victorvirolva8555
    @victorvirolva8555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I LOVE THE END SPEECH AND I NEED MORE

  • @asadelfadillah8008
    @asadelfadillah8008 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo, this parody is *LEGENDARY*

  • @frozenheartedgiant8330
    @frozenheartedgiant8330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pop pop watchin heathens drop

  • @dabaruknemuhar1981
    @dabaruknemuhar1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When Alexander Anderson died, god didn't let him enter Heaven for being a monster. So instead he was sent down to Hell in a suit of armor and a super shotgun as Doom Slayer and he slayed happy ever after.

  • @paninihead4662
    @paninihead4662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm not sure what this anime is, but I'm putting it on my watchlist

    • @sailtheplains
      @sailtheplains  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The actual anime is Hellsing Ultimate. but this particular version was done by the youtube channel TeamFourStar. They did a parody of the whole series. They also did Dragonball Z, which is amazing. I would totally recommend checking them out.

    • @TheBarlassderek
      @TheBarlassderek 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tfs all the way!!!

  • @randomnessultratv782
    @randomnessultratv782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:08 for the “In Love With Your Carnage” speech

  • @mcraig2465
    @mcraig2465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Anderson really should have released a rap cd.

  • @jackjackson5926
    @jackjackson5926 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like how they kept in all the nicknames for him during the London part

  • @TheWhaller
    @TheWhaller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ben really killed it as Anderson!

  • @striker8961
    @striker8961 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nigh perfect scene. Only thing I’d change is Anderson saying “Out for a walk with my posse.”

  • @TurdFerguson362
    @TurdFerguson362 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    easily my favorite character

  • @chem2430
    @chem2430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    top 10 badass right there

  • @jerelcheek5112
    @jerelcheek5112 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think Integra refusing to run from a bunch of Nazi vampires and killing one of them turned Anderson on.

  • @supertranger0534
    @supertranger0534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m embarrassed to say how many times I’ve watched this.

  • @paladinminipedro707
    @paladinminipedro707 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    my fave character of this series lol!!

  • @thesickness1298
    @thesickness1298 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alexander anderson .....rocks

  • @brandonroyal1255
    @brandonroyal1255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    AMEN!

  • @tomiwaabiodun531
    @tomiwaabiodun531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Well u know what time it is"

  • @painvillegaming4119
    @painvillegaming4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:31 is that sheamus first them that he is sing

  • @debater452
    @debater452 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was playing these clips in the middle of Vatican square itself

  • @shanayshukla6672
    @shanayshukla6672 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The captions on the very first scene. "Put em on a plane so I can put em in our hearts".😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    This vid is hella funny with autogenerated captions.

  • @JayDay01
    @JayDay01 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Ah so its a crusade!"