he proably loves the brutality and hates the arbitrariness like mein furher sure i like a mass murder war just as much as you but your being very selective
"I see four." C4 is noticed "When you get to hell, tell em' Penward sent you. And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience ." Honestly that's fucking badass.
@@isdrakon9802fr, the fact that even in the original Penwood just fucking **laughed** at the vampires. Dude _knew_ he was done for, but he was still gonna humiliate those traitors.
"who are we?" "the necessary evil" "why are we necessary?" "to purge the world of evil worse than man" "and why are we, gods chosen few, ordained to undertake this unholy task?" "because no one else will" "and, because it's f###in fun! *laughter* ha ha ha amen!"
***** Integra: *cuts of Hans' head* Nazi: HANS! NEIN! And he was having such a good day! He even got to burn down London bridge! Sing the song! Everything!
***** Integra: *cuts of Hans' head* Nazi: HANS! NEIN! And he was having such a good day! He even got to burn down London bridge! Sing the song! Everything!
“When you get to hell tell them Pennwood sent you! Then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience.” If that isn’t the most British line of all time.
speaking of which the "pop pop whatching heathens drop" person is a crossdressing androgynous (sorry if misspelled) woman. whos around the same age as seras/police girl.
@@unknowncommenter6698 Ser (which is pronounced the same as Sir, generally) is how Knights are referred to, so yes, it is likely that the Hellsing family is knight household.
I like to think it’s a reference to the Nic Cage lookalike picture from the 1800’s making him an immortal, but that might be me pulling at long distance straws.
Seriously, the speech of the last scene is just boss. Every time I'm playing a game I hear that just before the bloodbath begins. BEST (just about) minute and thirty seconds scene ever
This abridged series ruined the original one for me just like Sword Art Online Abridge did. I tried re-watching this, and the original character's don't even come close to these guys, I MEAN BY GOD, Anderson sounds so much cooler!
@@matthewluebbering7180 Yeah, though to be fair, there are worst mainstream animes than SAO, although this show really went to shit during Alicialization.
Confirmed Irish, he works for the Vatican, the Catholic Church. There are two nationalities that possess the highest rates of Catholicism on the Earth, the Italians and the Irish. Scotland isn't widely known for its religious affiliation, but as a member state of the United Kingdom, it's likely to be some flavor of Protestantism, much like England.
That fanboying by Anderson when he met up with Integra though 😂 and you have to admit there are times where your not sure who’s more insane alucard or Anderson?
"Leave that be'' showing both he is very honest in war, wants people to know war, and might even be a little proud of the action as a war crime. it realy sets him ironicaly apart from the nazies. he is just about war and nothing more.
I get a feeling that that line, the line where he differentiates himself from Hitler on Jews, and his final monologue before his death that he is using the Nazi organization for his own misanthropic purposes. He's like Alucard in that aspect, hating everyone equally
@@madworldfan123 agreed he seems like he wishes for killing for killing sake. maybe he he'd even disagree with the genosides on the grounds it could be far more violent.
4:49 love this whole section of lines still adds some seriousness to killing vamp-nazs (yes that's what im calling them) then brought bk to abridged thx to "and cause its fucking FUN"
The only thing wrong with the Alexander re-emerges scene is that they took out one of his most badass titles: The father of bayonets. Like, how much most you use bayonets to the point that you're that legendary with them!?
Hellsing has. Nazi's, cyborg nazi, Nazi vampires, Nazi werewolf, big tit vampire police women, and one really cool vampire who's name is an anagram for another really cool vampire.
I know a lot of people would consign me to the Fires of Hell for saying this but Hellsing Abridged would’ve failed if Alucard was the only person to act majorly occ. the Major was an absolute psycho with just a touch of sanity left to make every one of his jokes pure gold. Don’t get me started on Alucard’s BFF Alexander lmfao
It's funny, even Yad Vashem denies a large portion of what's in the London Holocaust museum. I think the Major is trying to take credit for things he only wishes he thought to do.
"Leave zat be, no one vill deny vhat ve did"
Loved that line
Alzo1664 Adimantime Even the Major is disgusted.
He said it himself, Hitler hated the Jewish people, not him
Funny thing is, people still deny what they did.
@@FBI-dr4bk exactly.
he proably loves the brutality and hates the arbitrariness
like mein furher sure i like a mass murder war just as much as you but your being very selective
"THAT'S A WOMAN?"
"SHE'S 22?"
To be continued.
Start
Boom
"Who wants daddy's belt?"
*tears them to shreds*
"Now think about what you did."
Remember me of my childhood
_the council starts talking why they are being whipped_
th-cam.com/video/MceTCO2Kez4/w-d-xo.html
I fuck u vamps
"Ze Judas Priest!" "Vait you mean like ze band?" "THEY VERE NAMED AFTER HIM!"
Alexander motherfucking anderson
my fav part 😂
"I see four."
C4 is noticed
"When you get to hell, tell em' Penward sent you. And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience ."
Honestly that's fucking badass.
The original and abridged did quite amazing with that scene
@@isdrakon9802fr, the fact that even in the original Penwood just fucking **laughed** at the vampires. Dude _knew_ he was done for, but he was still gonna humiliate those traitors.
Yet he still get the last dissing even after dead. This time not intentional
Yay sloot
1:31 I like how even the Major has standards.
It also possible he proud
@@shadowclaw7210 My man want to destroy as many innocent lifes as possible, I'm surprised he don't want to destroy it out of jealousy 😅
not really
@@shadowclaw7210 That was not the tone of being proud.
@@vacciniumaugustifolium1420 I mean he probably was contributing to it, no?
2:53 Sir Penwood. Bards take note; this is how you use vicious mockery to go out like a boss.
Broooooo lol
Alexander Anderson's speech at the end is fucking amazing. Incredible how this abridged series refined the scenes as well as parodied them.
"who are we?"
"the necessary evil"
"why are we necessary?"
"to purge the world of evil worse than man"
"and why are we, gods chosen few, ordained to undertake this unholy task?"
"because no one else will"
"and, because it's f###in fun! *laughter* ha ha ha amen!"
This needs more likes
amen to that, LOL!
That's how u make an entrance Anderson
What’s the music at that part called?
@@KillerGaming-vx5cb I'm Shipping Up to Boston - Dropkick Murphys
The major talking the lyrics of 'war' while it plays is gold
In fact he was literally saying them at the appropriate times.
Love it
"Is it her incredible skill? Her unpredictable nature?
Z E B I G T I T T I E S ?"
*MAYBE*
Who knows
Wtf this Is ****ing hilarious
i am going with option 3.
@@lordmech same
3:35 "Gutenaven, could you please pull over?" Got me 😂
Fairly certain he said "Guten Abend" which means good evening in German
That was probably the most German thing in the series
would be even funnier if Johann was ordered "to stop that automobile"
Same here.
🤣😭😭😭😭
Sargent Claus, have you spotted frau Hellsing?
Ja Major, driving past Primrose Hill
Is it on fire?
It could be more on fire....
Where you see one man I C4.... C4? ohhhhhhhh shhhhhiiiiiitttttttt!
Medicaceshot When you get to hell tell them sir penwood sent ya! then apologize for the inconvenience! BLAM!!!
I came to this video for that quote.
Where you see one man, i c4 XD
When you get to hell, tell them Penwood sent you! And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience!
@@digitalrailroader I swear I saw a comment. where hell wrote to pennwood, I laughed hard thatvday
digitalrailroader still so polite even when being badass lol
Took me a while to get it, i thought he meant 4 bombs then i realised it was c4
That's actually the most badass line, and it needs to be I the history books
hans, hans, bring it down a notch
*quieter* woo.
***** Integra: *cuts of Hans' head*
Nazi: HANS! NEIN! And he was having such a good day! He even got to burn down London bridge! Sing the song! Everything!
***** Integra: *cuts of Hans' head*
Nazi: HANS! NEIN! And he was having such a good day! He even got to burn down London bridge! Sing the song! Everything!
+Yellow Pikmin88 I actually kind of feel bad for Hans ;~;
I’m going to pretend that Hans was actually still alive, and was with Sargent claus.
london bridge is falling down! falling down? falling down? fallin down? Falling down, my fair lady what shall we do?
where shall my scythe be pointed XD
idk the next line lol
the hellsing organisation headquarter's
YES!!
And you.
lol I'm dead at that part
“When you get to hell tell them Pennwood sent you! Then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience.”
If that isn’t the most British line of all time.
The most badass line a brit can have
There is one more.
God. Save. The Queen.
im british and i can vouch
@@FlanGG0- After all this time, "God save the King" just doesn't have the same vibe.
the most british line would be 'oh hi, aborigen people, we're gonna kill you all and take your resources!'
"That's a woman?!"
"She's twenty two?!"
😂😂😂I was confused on her gender at first.
speaking of which the "pop pop whatching heathens drop" person is a crossdressing androgynous (sorry if misspelled) woman. whos around the same age as seras/police girl.
@@khylerbane4523 read Crossfire Heinkels boobs are huge.
I wasn't confused about gender, but I sure was confused about her age. And why she's "sir" Integra, is it a title?
@@unknowncommenter6698 Ser (which is pronounced the same as Sir, generally) is how Knights are referred to, so yes, it is likely that the Hellsing family is knight household.
“Who wants daddy’s belt?”
*proceeds to slaughter a dozen men like nothing*
“Now think about what you’ve done.”
How did Nicolas Cage even get to write the foreword on a plan that has been possibly 50 years in the making?
Benjamin Rennie he has his ways.
Id like to hear this forward
I like to think it’s a reference to the Nic Cage lookalike picture from the 1800’s making him an immortal, but that might be me pulling at long distance straws.
Cause much like the G D batman he’s G D Nicholas Cage
Lol
Seriously, the speech of the last scene is just boss. Every time I'm playing a game I hear that just before the bloodbath begins. BEST (just about) minute and thirty seconds scene ever
I loved the c4 line. It was a crowning moment of badass for a total loser in his last moments.
This abridged series ruined the original one for me just like Sword Art Online Abridge did.
I tried re-watching this, and the original character's don't even come close to these guys, I MEAN BY GOD, Anderson sounds so much cooler!
"Because IT'S FUCKING FUN!"
To be fair, it’s not hard to make SAO unlikeabble
They had us in the first part not gonna lie
@@matthewluebbering7180 Yeah, though to be fair, there are worst mainstream animes than SAO, although this show really went to shit during Alicialization.
Don,t forget Slap on Titan :)
The fact Anderson is Scottish couldn't be more perfect
I think he's Irish.
@@zsombortelek8411 that ain't irish dude... that bloody fōken scottish ya wee lad
Confirmed Irish, he works for the Vatican, the Catholic Church. There are two nationalities that possess the highest rates of Catholicism on the Earth, the Italians and the Irish. Scotland isn't widely known for its religious affiliation, but as a member state of the United Kingdom, it's likely to be some flavor of Protestantism, much like England.
And Hanzz was having such a good day, he burned down London bridge, sang the song, everything.
That fanboying by Anderson when he met up with Integra though 😂 and you have to admit there are times where your not sure who’s more insane alucard or Anderson?
I think they are equally insane lol. Since every time they meet they both are ready to fight with similar vigour and same face expressions :D
the asnwer is yes
Both
4:48 I can't be the only one who found this pretty badass, right?
Contain ze calamity.. Zhat is your mammaries
I swear I never wheezed so hard in my life when I first heard that
"It could be more on fire"
-the entire west coast
London bridge is falling down !
Falling down ?
FALLING DOWN !
London bridge is falling down my fair lady
"Is it on fire?"
"it could be more on fire."
Anderson's reemergence is literally the reason I'm favoriting this.
Pensworth had the best quote I ever heard.
I gotta say, Anderson’s speech at the end is actually based
His speech is something that the Taliban would agree with
4:15
Gordon Ramsay awakens from the dead
4:17 was the best little bit of dialog in the whole series
Show the first scene without any context to someone who knows nothing about this series and watch them call the FBI
Oh god now I'm tempted.
As someone who has never seen the show I can confirm I nearly seep dialed Washington
Lol
Besides Angel Dust being a codename for a drug, it’s also the name of Kouta Hirano’s hentai series which had a prototype Anderson in it.
I'm both afraid to ask and is curious about this hentai...
@@kitsumekat the internet is v a s t
@@senkensu the internet also has illegal stuff.
Man, you can't make "the best of" HUA, because this show is amazing in it's entirety.
For me later episodes aren't as good as first ones. Maybe because source material got me so bored I skipped it almost to the end.
Anderson: Basically a crusader JackCepticEye
Pretty sure that’s a Scottish accent not Irish
@@Atom_dom_2004 Anderson in the Ova is an irishman. His voice in abridged is simply more hammy. Much like how Jack hams up his own accent in videos.
Yass
@@Atom_dom_2004 Irish since he's Catholic while Scotts are protestants.
That last scene is fking pvp guilds in mmo games when they find that juicy juicy fight.
Or the aholes who went and spread corrupted blood in WoW back in ‘05.
"Leave that be''
showing both he is very honest in war, wants people to know war, and might even be a little proud of the action as a war crime.
it realy sets him ironicaly apart from the nazies. he is just about war and nothing more.
I get a feeling that that line, the line where he differentiates himself from Hitler on Jews, and his final monologue before his death that he is using the Nazi organization for his own misanthropic purposes. He's like Alucard in that aspect, hating everyone equally
@@madworldfan123 agreed he seems like he wishes for killing for killing sake. maybe he he'd even disagree with the genosides on the grounds it could be far more violent.
to be fair, it's not like Hitler and the rest were ashamed of the genocide.
@@madworldfan123 I'd say that he was actually more in line with Hitler's true ideals than even the likes of Heinrich Himmler ever could be.
@@christopherbravo1813 thats the point the major proably thinks it daft not to kill everyone.
0:08 bf5 when the requisitions glitch and all the enemy squads use their v1s at the same time
Your damned right they were named after him he's that bad ass!
Pop pop watch'n heathens drop.
"who wants daddy's belt?😏"
*Starts shooting*
Yeah... I feel the same...
Pen wood went out like a boss with that one liner
*Sniff sniff* Something's burning...
RED Soldier leave that be no one will deny what we did
your comment is even funnier considering the fact soldier was in WW2
The Red King Actually, I was denied to be in World War II. Instead, I went on my personal Nazi killing spree.
RED Soldier so you did I'm sure you must have smacked the major at least once
The Red King I smacked him right in the gabber.
RED Soldier the funniest thing is he's a cyborg yet he is still fat
Anyone else kind of finding it weird that Nazi vampires are more tolerant than regular Nazis?
I would follow Alexander Anderson to hell and back and if you need a reason why here it is 4:50
4:49 love this whole section of lines still adds some seriousness to killing vamp-nazs (yes that's what im calling them) then brought bk to abridged thx to "and cause its fucking FUN"
where you see one man I C4
C4? *looks around and gasps*
After all, when in doubt: C4.
The only thing wrong with the Alexander re-emerges scene is that they took out one of his most badass titles: The father of bayonets. Like, how much most you use bayonets to the point that you're that legendary with them!?
Bayonets for days
1:32 gold
That c4 pun was a blast
XD
you forgot the axis of righteousness line I loved that line
"Is it on fire?"
" it could be moree on fire"
"Now who wants daddies belt"
*eyes widen and hand slowly rises*
At 4:37 I’m pretty sure the VA lost it for a moment there, which to be fair it would take me a couple of tries to get past that line
4:50 when you and your squad pull up to what may be the best night of your lives.
4:14 one of my favorite scenes
Only realised "written in my face" or seamus' theme song is the music in the background of anderson
It's it on Fire?
It could be more on fire.
one of my favorite lines
You forgot the Majors war speech, Pure gold for that
"I like vore"
That last scene is always going to be my favorite
2:47 best pun ever
Soldier: London bridge is falling down!
Other guy I forgit his name: Falling down?
Soldier: Falling down!
Other guy: London bridge is falling down.
Sir Penward.
4:54 Bro, the first time I heard Dropkick Murphys’ shipping off to Boston I got so excited
I've been spoiled by Abridged. I tried watching clips from the original and found it way too edgy and tryhard while this is GREAT!
The Doktor: The Holocaust museum?
The Mayor: Leave that be, no one will deny it.
Pop pop watchin heathens drop is just Gangsta
These abridged series are hilarious. Why have I not looked at this before?
2014? Damn, it seems like only yesterday.
And the kicker is, the older you get THE FASTER TIME GOES.
Every moment is the best moment
LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN!!!
FALLING DOWN?
XxNLjacobNL FALLING DOWN!!
ArmedWithWings London Bridge is falling down. My fair lady, what should we do?
“Contain ze calamity zat is your mammaries.”
That is one of the best ways I have seen to say calm your tits.
1:23 lol
gods assasin
saint guillotine
the angels dust
judas priest...wait like the band? THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HIM!
"Who wants Daddy's belt"
Me: hm kinky
Hellsing has. Nazi's, cyborg nazi, Nazi vampires, Nazi werewolf, big tit vampire police women, and one really cool vampire who's name is an anagram for another really cool vampire.
"My name is Alexander Anderson, my name is Alexander Anderson, and I like killing things because it's fun, so just you pray, just you pray."
The intro is sooo good
Best part for me however short was... "Yumi! Say somehin in moon speak!!"
Love the Rocky Road To Dublin at the end.
2:31 The Mind of Someone who righting a Test at School
I know a lot of people would consign me to the Fires of Hell for saying this but Hellsing Abridged would’ve failed if Alucard was the only person to act majorly occ. the Major was an absolute psycho with just a touch of sanity left to make every one of his jokes pure gold. Don’t get me started on Alucard’s BFF Alexander lmfao
That C4 was genious!
"ZORAN... Zoran. Take a deep breath. Contain ze calamity zat is your mammaries."
I completely forgot about the song "london bridge is falling down" remembered the song when the guys pointed it out with the actual bridge
"The Angel Dust" oh no, oh god.
X3 i cant help but hear bebop and rock steady singin war in the beginning
3:37 ok he got what he wants to pull Over ahahahh😂🤣
Lets not forget. Anderson Has knives for Days.
" *WHO WANTS DADDY'S BELT* ? "
1:10 WHOOWHOOOO
1:39 YOU STOOOOLED THE BLACKBIRD?!
Sir Penwood had one hell of badass send off
Just realized the man in the beginning was quoting the lyrics of the song.
It's funny, even Yad Vashem denies a large portion of what's in the London Holocaust museum. I think the Major is trying to take credit for things he only wishes he thought to do.
Hans is my favorite character, hands down.
Why only now
ITS BEEN 8 YEARS WHY ONLY NOW