speaking of which the "pop pop whatching heathens drop" person is a crossdressing androgynous (sorry if misspelled) woman. whos around the same age as seras/police girl.
@@unknowncommenter6698 Ser (which is pronounced the same as Sir, generally) is how Knights are referred to, so yes, it is likely that the Hellsing family is knight household.
***** Integra: *cuts of Hans' head* Nazi: HANS! NEIN! And he was having such a good day! He even got to burn down London bridge! Sing the song! Everything!
***** Integra: *cuts of Hans' head* Nazi: HANS! NEIN! And he was having such a good day! He even got to burn down London bridge! Sing the song! Everything!
That fanboying by Anderson when he met up with Integra though 😂 and you have to admit there are times where your not sure who’s more insane alucard or Anderson?
he proably loves the brutality and hates the arbitrariness like mein furher sure i like a mass murder war just as much as you but your being very selective
"I see four." C4 is noticed "When you get to hell, tell em' Penward sent you. And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience ." Honestly that's fucking badass.
@@isdrakon9802fr, the fact that even in the original Penwood just fucking **laughed** at the vampires. Dude _knew_ he was done for, but he was still gonna humiliate those traitors.
"who are we?" "the necessary evil" "why are we necessary?" "to purge the world of evil worse than man" "and why are we, gods chosen few, ordained to undertake this unholy task?" "because no one else will" "and, because it's f###in fun! *laughter* ha ha ha amen!"
This abridged series ruined the original one for me just like Sword Art Online Abridge did. I tried re-watching this, and the original character's don't even come close to these guys, I MEAN BY GOD, Anderson sounds so much cooler!
@@matthewluebbering7180 Yeah, though to be fair, there are worst mainstream animes than SAO, although this show really went to shit during Alicialization.
I like to think it’s a reference to the Nic Cage lookalike picture from the 1800’s making him an immortal, but that might be me pulling at long distance straws.
“When you get to hell tell them Pennwood sent you! Then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience.” If that isn’t the most British line of all time.
Seriously, the speech of the last scene is just boss. Every time I'm playing a game I hear that just before the bloodbath begins. BEST (just about) minute and thirty seconds scene ever
"Leave that be'' showing both he is very honest in war, wants people to know war, and might even be a little proud of the action as a war crime. it realy sets him ironicaly apart from the nazies. he is just about war and nothing more.
I get a feeling that that line, the line where he differentiates himself from Hitler on Jews, and his final monologue before his death that he is using the Nazi organization for his own misanthropic purposes. He's like Alucard in that aspect, hating everyone equally
@@madworldfan123 agreed he seems like he wishes for killing for killing sake. maybe he he'd even disagree with the genosides on the grounds it could be far more violent.
Confirmed Irish, he works for the Vatican, the Catholic Church. There are two nationalities that possess the highest rates of Catholicism on the Earth, the Italians and the Irish. Scotland isn't widely known for its religious affiliation, but as a member state of the United Kingdom, it's likely to be some flavor of Protestantism, much like England.
The only thing wrong with the Alexander re-emerges scene is that they took out one of his most badass titles: The father of bayonets. Like, how much most you use bayonets to the point that you're that legendary with them!?
Hellsing has. Nazi's, cyborg nazi, Nazi vampires, Nazi werewolf, big tit vampire police women, and one really cool vampire who's name is an anagram for another really cool vampire.
"THAT'S A WOMAN?"
"SHE'S 22?"
To be continued.
london bridge is falling down! falling down? falling down? fallin down? Falling down, my fair lady what shall we do?
where shall my scythe be pointed XD
idk the next line lol
the hellsing organisation headquarter's
YES!!
And you.
lol I'm dead at that part
"That's a woman?!"
"She's twenty two?!"
😂😂😂I was confused on her gender at first.
speaking of which the "pop pop whatching heathens drop" person is a crossdressing androgynous (sorry if misspelled) woman. whos around the same age as seras/police girl.
@@khylerbane4523 read Crossfire Heinkels boobs are huge.
I wasn't confused about gender, but I sure was confused about her age. And why she's "sir" Integra, is it a title?
@@unknowncommenter6698 Ser (which is pronounced the same as Sir, generally) is how Knights are referred to, so yes, it is likely that the Hellsing family is knight household.
hans, hans, bring it down a notch
*quieter* woo.
***** Integra: *cuts of Hans' head*
Nazi: HANS! NEIN! And he was having such a good day! He even got to burn down London bridge! Sing the song! Everything!
***** Integra: *cuts of Hans' head*
Nazi: HANS! NEIN! And he was having such a good day! He even got to burn down London bridge! Sing the song! Everything!
+Yellow Pikmin88 I actually kind of feel bad for Hans ;~;
I’m going to pretend that Hans was actually still alive, and was with Sargent claus.
That fanboying by Anderson when he met up with Integra though 😂 and you have to admit there are times where your not sure who’s more insane alucard or Anderson?
I think they are equally insane lol. Since every time they meet they both are ready to fight with similar vigour and same face expressions :D
the asnwer is yes
Both
And Hanzz was having such a good day, he burned down London bridge, sang the song, everything.
I gotta say, Anderson’s speech at the end is actually based
His speech is something that the Taliban would agree with
Man, you can't make "the best of" HUA, because this show is amazing in it's entirety.
For me later episodes aren't as good as first ones. Maybe because source material got me so bored I skipped it almost to the end.
Your damned right they were named after him he's that bad ass!
That c4 pun was a blast
XD
4:17 was the best little bit of dialog in the whole series
It's it on Fire?
It could be more on fire.
one of my favorite lines
Only realised "written in my face" or seamus' theme song is the music in the background of anderson
I've been spoiled by Abridged. I tried watching clips from the original and found it way too edgy and tryhard while this is GREAT!
LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN!!!
FALLING DOWN?
XxNLjacobNL FALLING DOWN!!
ArmedWithWings London Bridge is falling down. My fair lady, what should we do?
4:14 one of my favorite scenes
Pop pop watchin heathens drop is just Gangsta
Just realized the man in the beginning was quoting the lyrics of the song.
" *WHO WANTS DADDY'S BELT* ? "
At 4:37 I’m pretty sure the VA lost it for a moment there, which to be fair it would take me a couple of tries to get past that line
2:31 The Mind of Someone who righting a Test at School
Anderson is honestly the perfect foil for Alucard
Who wants daddy's belt I know for sure I don't want it who wants my belt
Of course the comedic ingredient on the nazi side had to be called Hans :D
1:27 I don't know why I found this funny
Huh.
Nazi Vampires turning people into Zombies.
Kinda makes me think of Wolfenstein.
"She's 22?"
I thought 23 O_O
This anime made a fucking swastika look badass bruh 🤦🤣
I like both c4 and 22 old woman
ahhhh.... gotta love the Irish!
what's the music near the end, it sounds somewhat like fairytale music, then again i could be wrong
its the opening riff to "I'm Shipping up to Boston" by the Dropkick Murphys.
Penwoods sacrifice was useless but pretty badass.
no von vill deny vat ve did
what is the last song when andersong fighting
shiping of to boston by dropkick Murphy's
+Hunter White THANK YOU!!! I've been wondering that for a while now. It always made me think of beer commercials for some reason.
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A self-acknowledging villain is a respectable villain.
AND WHATAYA dEEWWWWWW?
"Leave zat be, no one vill deny vhat ve did"
Loved that line
Alzo1664 Adimantime Even the Major is disgusted.
He said it himself, Hitler hated the Jewish people, not him
Funny thing is, people still deny what they did.
@@FBI-dr4bk exactly.
he proably loves the brutality and hates the arbitrariness
like mein furher sure i like a mass murder war just as much as you but your being very selective
"Ze Judas Priest!" "Vait you mean like ze band?" "THEY VERE NAMED AFTER HIM!"
Alexander motherfucking anderson
my fav part 😂
"Who wants daddy's belt?"
*tears them to shreds*
"Now think about what you did."
Remember me of my childhood
_the council starts talking why they are being whipped_
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"I see four."
C4 is noticed
"When you get to hell, tell em' Penward sent you. And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience ."
Honestly that's fucking badass.
The original and abridged did quite amazing with that scene
@@isdrakon9802fr, the fact that even in the original Penwood just fucking **laughed** at the vampires. Dude _knew_ he was done for, but he was still gonna humiliate those traitors.
Yet he still get the last dissing even after dead. This time not intentional
"who are we?"
"the necessary evil"
"why are we necessary?"
"to purge the world of evil worse than man"
"and why are we, gods chosen few, ordained to undertake this unholy task?"
"because no one else will"
"and, because it's f###in fun! *laughter* ha ha ha amen!"
This needs more likes
amen to that, LOL!
That's how u make an entrance Anderson
What’s the music at that part called?
@@KillerGaming-vx5cb I'm Shipping Up to Boston - Dropkick Murphys
Sargent Claus, have you spotted frau Hellsing?
Ja Major, driving past Primrose Hill
Is it on fire?
It could be more on fire....
Where you see one man I C4.... C4? ohhhhhhhh shhhhhiiiiiitttttttt!
Medicaceshot When you get to hell tell them sir penwood sent ya! then apologize for the inconvenience! BLAM!!!
I came to this video for that quote.
Where you see one man, i c4 XD
When you get to hell, tell them Penwood sent you! And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience!
@@digitalrailroader I swear I saw a comment. where hell wrote to pennwood, I laughed hard thatvday
digitalrailroader still so polite even when being badass lol
Took me a while to get it, i thought he meant 4 bombs then i realised it was c4
That's actually the most badass line, and it needs to be I the history books
This abridged series ruined the original one for me just like Sword Art Online Abridge did.
I tried re-watching this, and the original character's don't even come close to these guys, I MEAN BY GOD, Anderson sounds so much cooler!
"Because IT'S FUCKING FUN!"
To be fair, it’s not hard to make SAO unlikeabble
They had us in the first part not gonna lie
@@matthewluebbering7180 Yeah, though to be fair, there are worst mainstream animes than SAO, although this show really went to shit during Alicialization.
Don,t forget Slap on Titan :)
1:31 I like how even the Major has standards.
It also possible he proud
@@shadowclaw7210 My man want to destroy as many innocent lifes as possible, I'm surprised he don't want to destroy it out of jealousy 😅
not really
@@shadowclaw7210 That was not the tone of being proud.
@@vacciniumaugustifolium1420 I mean he probably was contributing to it, no?
Alexander Anderson's speech at the end is fucking amazing. Incredible how this abridged series refined the scenes as well as parodied them.
How did Nicolas Cage even get to write the foreword on a plan that has been possibly 50 years in the making?
Benjamin Rennie he has his ways.
Id like to hear this forward
I like to think it’s a reference to the Nic Cage lookalike picture from the 1800’s making him an immortal, but that might be me pulling at long distance straws.
Cause much like the G D batman he’s G D Nicholas Cage
Lol
"Is it her incredible skill? Her unpredictable nature?
Z E B I G T I T T I E S ?"
*MAYBE*
Who knows
Wtf this Is ****ing hilarious
i am going with option 3.
@@lordmech same
2:53 Sir Penwood. Bards take note; this is how you use vicious mockery to go out like a boss.
Broooooo lol
The major talking the lyrics of 'war' while it plays is gold
In fact he was literally saying them at the appropriate times.
Love it
3:35 "Gutenaven, could you please pull over?" Got me 😂
Fairly certain he said "Guten Abend" which means good evening in German
That was probably the most German thing in the series
would be even funnier if Johann was ordered "to stop that automobile"
Same here.
🤣😭😭😭😭
“When you get to hell tell them Pennwood sent you! Then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience.”
If that isn’t the most British line of all time.
The most badass line a brit can have
There is one more.
God. Save. The Queen.
im british and i can vouch
@@FlanGG0- After all this time, "God save the King" just doesn't have the same vibe.
the most british line would be 'oh hi, aborigen people, we're gonna kill you all and take your resources!'
“Who wants daddy’s belt?”
*proceeds to slaughter a dozen men like nothing*
“Now think about what you’ve done.”
Seriously, the speech of the last scene is just boss. Every time I'm playing a game I hear that just before the bloodbath begins. BEST (just about) minute and thirty seconds scene ever
I loved the c4 line. It was a crowning moment of badass for a total loser in his last moments.
Show the first scene without any context to someone who knows nothing about this series and watch them call the FBI
Oh god now I'm tempted.
As someone who has never seen the show I can confirm I nearly seep dialed Washington
Lol
London bridge is falling down !
Falling down ?
FALLING DOWN !
London bridge is falling down my fair lady
4:48 I can't be the only one who found this pretty badass, right?
"Leave that be''
showing both he is very honest in war, wants people to know war, and might even be a little proud of the action as a war crime.
it realy sets him ironicaly apart from the nazies. he is just about war and nothing more.
I get a feeling that that line, the line where he differentiates himself from Hitler on Jews, and his final monologue before his death that he is using the Nazi organization for his own misanthropic purposes. He's like Alucard in that aspect, hating everyone equally
@@madworldfan123 agreed he seems like he wishes for killing for killing sake. maybe he he'd even disagree with the genosides on the grounds it could be far more violent.
to be fair, it's not like Hitler and the rest were ashamed of the genocide.
@@madworldfan123 I'd say that he was actually more in line with Hitler's true ideals than even the likes of Heinrich Himmler ever could be.
@@christopherbravo1813 thats the point the major proably thinks it daft not to kill everyone.
The fact Anderson is Scottish couldn't be more perfect
I think he's Irish.
@@zsombortelek8411 that ain't irish dude... that bloody fōken scottish ya wee lad
Confirmed Irish, he works for the Vatican, the Catholic Church. There are two nationalities that possess the highest rates of Catholicism on the Earth, the Italians and the Irish. Scotland isn't widely known for its religious affiliation, but as a member state of the United Kingdom, it's likely to be some flavor of Protestantism, much like England.
Contain ze calamity.. Zhat is your mammaries
I swear I never wheezed so hard in my life when I first heard that
"It could be more on fire"
-the entire west coast
Anderson's reemergence is literally the reason I'm favoriting this.
*Sniff sniff* Something's burning...
RED Soldier leave that be no one will deny what we did
your comment is even funnier considering the fact soldier was in WW2
The Red King Actually, I was denied to be in World War II. Instead, I went on my personal Nazi killing spree.
RED Soldier so you did I'm sure you must have smacked the major at least once
The Red King I smacked him right in the gabber.
RED Soldier the funniest thing is he's a cyborg yet he is still fat
where you see one man I C4
C4? *looks around and gasps*
After all, when in doubt: C4.
I would follow Alexander Anderson to hell and back and if you need a reason why here it is 4:50
4:15
Gordon Ramsay awakens from the dead
Besides Angel Dust being a codename for a drug, it’s also the name of Kouta Hirano’s hentai series which had a prototype Anderson in it.
I'm both afraid to ask and is curious about this hentai...
@@kitsumekat the internet is v a s t
@@senkensu the internet also has illegal stuff.
Anderson: Basically a crusader JackCepticEye
Pretty sure that’s a Scottish accent not Irish
@@Atom_dom_2004 Anderson in the Ova is an irishman. His voice in abridged is simply more hammy. Much like how Jack hams up his own accent in videos.
Yass
@@Atom_dom_2004 Irish since he's Catholic while Scotts are protestants.
"Is it on fire?"
"it could be more on fire."
Pensworth had the best quote I ever heard.
Pop pop watch'n heathens drop.
That last scene is fking pvp guilds in mmo games when they find that juicy juicy fight.
Or the aholes who went and spread corrupted blood in WoW back in ‘05.
Anyone else kind of finding it weird that Nazi vampires are more tolerant than regular Nazis?
0:08 bf5 when the requisitions glitch and all the enemy squads use their v1s at the same time
you forgot the axis of righteousness line I loved that line
"who wants daddy's belt?😏"
*Starts shooting*
Yeah... I feel the same...
2014? Damn, it seems like only yesterday.
And the kicker is, the older you get THE FASTER TIME GOES.
The only thing wrong with the Alexander re-emerges scene is that they took out one of his most badass titles: The father of bayonets. Like, how much most you use bayonets to the point that you're that legendary with them!?
Bayonets for days
Who are we?
The Necessary Evil!
+inuyashavsnaruto WHY are we necessary?
+MegaAnimazing To purge the world of evil WORSE THAN MAN!
+inuyashavsnaruto And WHY are we god's chosen few, or dane to undertake this unholy task?
+MegaAnimazing Because no one else WILL!
1:32 gold
2:47 best pun ever
You forgot the Majors war speech, Pure gold for that
"I like vore"
gods assasin
saint guillotine
the angels dust
judas priest...wait like the band? THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HIM!
Pen wood went out like a boss with that one liner
"Is it on fire?"
" it could be moree on fire"
Poor Hans ;-;7 least he got to burn London bridge down.
And that let alucard sail up the Thames
“Contain ze calamity zat is your mammaries.”
That is one of the best ways I have seen to say calm your tits.
Hellsing has. Nazi's, cyborg nazi, Nazi vampires, Nazi werewolf, big tit vampire police women, and one really cool vampire who's name is an anagram for another really cool vampire.
That last scene is always going to be my favorite
"Now who wants daddies belt"
*eyes widen and hand slowly rises*
1:23 lol
1:32 when even the nazis won't fuck with the holocaust museum. take notes russia
Pop pop watching heathens drop
Why only now
ITS BEEN 8 YEARS WHY ONLY NOW
"Who wants Daddy's belt"
Me: hm kinky
These abridged series are hilarious. Why have I not looked at this before?
You STOLE THE BLACKBIRD???
Soldier: London bridge is falling down!
Other guy I forgit his name: Falling down?
Soldier: Falling down!
Other guy: London bridge is falling down.
Sir Penward.
X3 i cant help but hear bebop and rock steady singin war in the beginning