"Gonna name my son cockface" Well Idk Simon now that you say it, Cockface Whistler does have a certain celebrity vibe to it. Maybe misspell it a bit to shroud it in mystery. Maybe, Kokfass. Kokfass Whistler .Oh yeah he was in that one movie right? Great actor!
I do adoption searches. Best name I have ever come across is Preserved Fish. He was a lovely man born in 1699 to Daniel and Jemima Fish. Who I assume got some bad ale or too much. Preserved grew up and married a lovely woman named Grizzel Strange. She then became Grizzel Strange Fish. They also named a son Preserved and he a son. That son Married a Mary Sole, and they went into whaling. You can NOT make this stuff up. There was a Preserved Fish until 1850, then it seems someone got some sense.
This sounds absolutely made up. But knowing that in the past there were lots of people with surnames of there jobs, miller, fish, thatcher, Smith etc. That I actually believe this is true. I mean Isambard Kingdom Brunel born 1806. It sounds like a made up name but its not. Also he was an absolute genius. The past may have been the worst but it was also super interesting.
I have Great Great (maybe another Great) Grandparents called Hercules and Gristle!! And Lennox is another name that runs in the family!! Looks like Grizzle/ Gristle was a popular women’s name at one point....
I have decided to start wearing ear buds while listening to Simon. My 4 year old wouldn't eat her broccoli. I asked why, she said she didn't like it anymore. When I told her she ate it yesterday, she replied in her best British accent, "That was the past and the past was the worst!"
The soon to be second kid should be named Peter just so you can scream "AM I RIGHT PETER" whenever you feel like it but no one will get the joke because your family doesn't watch your videos.
Simon: Hammer drill? You just put together two random words? Me: no Simon a hammer drill is definitely a thing, it’s a drill that moves in and out at the same time to drill more quickly through hard surfaces 👌🏿
Then Simon can sell copies of it as "How to Capture a TH-cam Script Writer." It can be a set, with "How to Capture a Meme Lord," and "How to Properly Set Up Your Basement so Your Writer & Meme Lord Don't Escape."
To Simon's point about Czech: as someone who doesn't speak any Czech, I still found it far easier to navigate the Czech Republic than it was to navigate other countries where I spoke at least some of the language.
Regarding names, I used to deliver pizza for Papa Johns, and a coworker (also a bodybuilder) had the most awesome name, which we made him prove via birth certificate. No middle name, which truly made it epic... Phoenix Orion... and some guy named Todd changed his name to Heywood Jablowme. THAT cannot be topped, not even by the lady who changed her name to Helen A Handbasket.
I mean I can't argue, because urh.. 26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated. 27. 28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
Oh god… “Daddy, did you really have Danny, Sam, Callum, and Peter chained to a radiator in a Prague basement!” “Yes, and it was a blast. AM I RIGHT, PETER?!”
Whatever he says in explanation should be written by Danny and after he reads it to them, he should read it in a video for BB. When they find that video a couple of weeks later, he just might have to do it all over again…
I will say that I helped deliver a baby in the back of a Chevy Blazer and later followed up with the parents in the mother-baby unit. All was well but I said that they should name the boy “Blaze” since he was born in a Blazer and they laughed and were like “funny but yeah no it’s gonna be a normal name”
I know someone who named their son Blaze and I want to name my future son Blaise (personal connection to the name). It's not as bad as other names I've heard.
I'm more connected to the spelling Bleys, but I get your point. Would make a cute middle name IMHO, but parents' prerogative wins. Edit: on mobile, autocorrect, send key next to backspace and comma being next to emote menu button are really frustrating.
Anyone else experience this? I regularly pause these videos during the long (but hilarious) intros to remind myself of the video's title. After a few minutes of funny randomness I'm like, "What is this video going to be about?" Love this channel!!
Congratulations on expecting your second little one Simon! Best wishes to you and your family. Sam, thanks for the Adventure Time memes, they fit so well with this show, lol. If I had video editing talent, I’d make a parody of the Adventure Time theme song called “Business Time” for this show, but alas, I lack such talent!
@@OtakuUnitedStudio my brain constantly does that kind of crap to me. People wonder why I randomly laugh, and that's exactly why. I swear I'm not crazy. I swear...
My oldest daughter is named Lee. When she was getting a younger sister we spend a full week being set on the name Leslie. That was until someone pointed out that it was oddly mean towards her. Why compare her to her older sister like that? We realised our mistake and went with Luna, which happen to be a very popular name of young girls in Sweden. It’s being largely blamed on Harry Potter :) Sweden relaxed their naming laws in 2014 so that pretty much anything was legal. Few years later they tightened it a little more (names must be “name-like” for example).
When my dad was in med school, the head nurse during his psych rotation told him about a set of very screwed up twin girls who were in the children’s ward called Lemonjello and Orangejello ( pronounced Leh-MAHN-jeh-loh and or-AHN-jeh-loh). He also worked nights and dealt with a manic former priest who would preach and sing at the top of his voice for HOURS. This guy (who was a really nice guy with an extremely impressive lung capacity) would sing the same hymns over and over…Finally, Dad got on the intercom one night and said “Father John, this is God. Please go to sleep.” Apparently it worked.
A friend of mine told me about Orangejello and Lemonjello. Being the ‘90’s, I thought he was joking at first but he was totally serious. My friend is black, so at the time I just assuming that it was another black family he knew that would name their kids something so ridiculous. Now I see that is a totally ignorant and racist assumption. There are plenty of people of other skin colors (especially white people) that name their children something completely absurd.
Banning references to Pooh reminds me of a tale from Finland: A town council was asked if a kindergarten could get a subscription of Donald Duck comic and the local communist party members wanted to oppose spreading such capitalist propaganda to kids but after few rounds of "telephone" the story ended up published in other countries as "Donald Duck is banned in Finland because Donald does not wear pants. I find that explanation a little weird because it's Mickey who is the capitalist propaganda icon, Donald is clearly the oppressed worker. His nephews are even the perfect example of communist ideal as they do everything together for common good according to the instructions they read from a little book that just happens to be RED. Maybe those people just thought "American comic must be capitalist propaganda" without actually reading it, which would fit with how much research various idiots posting on TH-cam tend to put into their arguments.
I know someone, who isn't famous (yet), who intends to name their future child Saline. If it weren't a medical solution, it might sound nice, but as it IS a medical solution, it evokes thoughts of cold, sterile environments, and needles. Hardly a name to attach to a person.
I mean you go with something phonetically similar and avoid a lot of problems. Like Selene or however it's spelled, ive come across it books so im at least 50% certain it's a real name
I love how Simon on other channels is a great narrator who makes excellent educational content and then there's this channel where he makes random but educational content into whatever this wonderful channel is
My 5 year old daughter wanted to do a lemonade stand. We lived near to a convenience store. As any good Dad would do, I built her a small concession stand, and she sold lemonade, Oreo’s, all kinds of candy, and hotdogs with all the toppings. On one Saturday she made almost $300.00!!
When I was a kid (late 60s, early 70s), cops had a talk with a neighbor: food is okay only if it is prepackaged and not just cooked or needed cooking or refrigeration. Snack packs weren't a thing yet, and homemade cookies became taboo for "health and safety" issues. Why they didn't cite food and drug laws for the homemade lemonade/Kool aid, I still don't know.
Another entertaining installment of Simon reading and loudly shouting in his basement office..(that has its own basement)… have your nosy neighbors called the cops yet? 😜
I met a man whose middle name was Isador and his last name was Nobbe. So his full name was Bob Isador Nobbe. Much fun was had when his coworkers found out about it.
@@221b-l3t Oh, I was commenting on his name, He was a great Engineering Genius, and was right celebrated at the London Olympics, also he had quite the iconic look.
OK...here is the scene...I am watching this episode, drinking my Propel Lemon Water. Simon is talking about celebrities and them naming their kids with strange names, I take a big swig of water, Simon says "wait till Danny meets my kid named "Magic Spoon".. Yes..a Spit Take of all Spit Takes.. water just went FLYING out of my mouth all over my room. I WAS NOT ready for that.. but OMG it was so perfect. Well done sir... Well Done. I haven't laughed that hard in a good long while. Thanks Simon (and Danny)
This comment has made me question my beliefs... I always thought dickhead just literally meant some one with a dick on their forehead, and a bell end was a term for the dome, helmet, bulb, minge plow.... I need to go and think about this.
also, congrats man! We were actually born a few months apart and you had your first before I did, so hopefully this will mean some good news in my family before too long as well! Again, congrats!
Jay-Z naming his daughter Blue Ivy is unsurprising when you consider that his stage name comes from the two subway lines that go through his old Brooklyn neighborhood. Thankfully, he didn't live near the number-named lines.
@@marthahawkinson-michau9611 At least, Blue Ivy can go by Ivy in public without unnecessary hardship. Pilot Inspector is pretty much going to need to get creative, or choose a more normal name like Hector. th-cam.com/video/zRakAuHQguo/w-d-xo.html Some people have no clue what they are doing.
I honestly don’t mind Blue Ivy - is on the “quirky but still tasteful” category, like the type of names hippies would pick…. weird, but still very much sounding like actual names.
If you ever want to go to Vegas with some complete strangers who don’t really gamble…my husband and I would love to show you our “eating through Vegas tour.”
There are plenty of buffets with reasonable prices, mostly in casinos so you have to pass the gambling area to get to the food. I would love a native's list of good places to eat.
My town has an old law still in the books. If you park a mule on the right side of the road you get a 50c fine and your mule will get confiscated. And my fav if you are on the streets between 1150 and 12 midnight you will be jailed until sunrise to ensure no ill intent. 😆
I mean I loved Danny's scripts anyway, but now knowing he's also got a dog called Poppy, he's gone further up in my personal estimation. Mine's a Jack Russell assistance dog and she's a very good girl
In the still frame of Winnie the poo 26:00 - 26:24 where Winnie to poo is played by a white blob because he 's naked from the waist down. Using the same reasoning, did nobody notice that Rabbit is totally naked? Eeyore, by the same reasoning is also naked.
To be fair, Panik (which is the actual spelling of panic in Danish), is an approved girls name on the list in Denmark, so it’s not like we exclude too many options 😅 also, there are currently 1200+ gender neutral names on the approved list, so not sure where that ‘restriction’ came from - and Sage actually is an approved gender neutral name 😊
There is a huge difference between many vapid celebrities tossing off ridiculous names and Frank Zappa who was incredibly intelligent and supremely talented. And by all accounts, a fantastic parent.
17:44 Yeah tipping can get confusing over here. The only people you basically have to tip are servers (waiters, waitresses, bar tenders). Our minimum wage system has a ridiculous flaw that allows restaurant\bar owner's to pay servers practically nothing, and expect tips to make up the difference. For example, in my area minimum wage is around $10\hr. Unless you're a server, their minimum wage is around $2\hr... So if they're not being tipped well they can't make ends meet.
I looked up legal lemonade stands in my rural state and found out they were illegal until last summer, when the governor signed a new law. They deal with possible abuse by adults by making the stands legal only for minors. Congrats on the upcoming new baby.
Simon, congrats on the second fact baby, keep spreading that bloodline. You have secured at least one future generation of blaze for us, now we shall donate to preserve you cryogenically.
I met a person once, she had 3 children she named them Diamond, Sapphire and Cash and freely told anyone who thought to ask about the kids names even in front of the poor kids that she named them after things she wanted but would never be able to have. Still not as bad as the parents who named their kids Abcde.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions. 34.2. There are ponies of it, no exceptions. 34.3. If it exists, there's an app for it. 34.4. If it exists, there is a TH-cam of it. 34.4x2. If it exists, there is a Lego of it. 34.5. If it isn't in Minecraft, there is a crafting idea video of it. 34.6. If it exists, there is a parody of it on TH-cam. 34.7. If it exists, there is a Pokemon based on it. 34.8. There is dubstep of it, no exceptions. 34.34. Everything IRL is on the internet. 34.99. There is a mario paint composer version of it. 35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made. 35.2. If no pony is found of it, it will be made. 35.3. If there is no app for it, it will be made. 35.4. If no poop is found, it will be pooped. 35.4x2. If there is no Lego of it, then make one. 35.5. If it is in Minecraft, the crafting idea video will be shoved into the farthest corners of TH-cam. 35.6. If there is no parody of it, make one. 35.7. If there is no Pokemon based on it, there is/will be a Anymon based on it. 35.8. If no dubstep is found of it, it will be made. 35.35. If it is not on the internet it must be by midnight.
Dweezil & Moonunit Zappa... not sure why Danny forgot about Dweezil, but also Frank pretty much chose those names to troll society, as much of his music was
@@stpnwlf9 I was trying to remeber what my dad told me 25 years ago.....at least I didnt do research tor a video of weird names and forget to mention it.......
Non-binary is silly cause it doesn't matter what you identified with you can only be a man or a woman and your sex/gender can be identified just after being born by looking at your genitalia.
@@just_mark5151 well there you seem to be a bit uneducated. First of all Sex and gender are two different things (hence the two words). Even the biological concept of sex is not as clearly as you make it. If you define by genitals there are about a 1000 babies in the US of A who are born intersex. If you define it by hormones (estrogen and androgen production) it is a spectrum. If you define by chromosomes (an x and y) there are other variations. You might not have heard about this in school because your state taught creationism and abstinence only Sex Ed. But those are facts. When it comes to gender roles (how do you behave according to a given, accepted or chosen sex) it's a bit more complicated because those are in larger parts socially constructed.
Talking names, one time when I used to work a telemarketing job, I was trying to reach a small business apparently owned by a "Mr Powerhouse Perfect"... sadly, I never got to speak to this mighty individual, as the number we had was no longer in service...
Winnie the Pooh is a sentient teddy bear, like the other characters from that franchise. He doesn't even need a shirt but wears one anyway in the same way that small dogs sometimes can.
I'm old enough--In the 1960's there was a social protest group Pants for Ponies who screamed that nude equines were obscene. I wonder how they'd feel about male goats.
Remember some crazy laws growing up. Hadn't been enforced, but were still on the books, might have been removed in the years since. Pretty confidant it is still illegal to hunt whales in Oklahoma... a landlocked state. I believe it's Kansas where it's illegal to whistle underwater. And at least until the 1990's every business in Lincoln Nebraska was supposed to provide a hitching post for customers.
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Friends I've had with weird names: Sei (sigh), Cyn (Cin/Sin), Syne (sign), Cinnamon, Moon, Duchess
Prostitutes are legal en las Vegas too
Congratulations on the second child!!!!
"Gonna name my son cockface" Well Idk Simon now that you say it, Cockface Whistler does have a certain celebrity vibe to it. Maybe misspell it a bit to shroud it in mystery. Maybe, Kokfass. Kokfass Whistler .Oh yeah he was in that one movie right? Great actor!
Iceland also has strict rules for naming babies.
I do adoption searches. Best name I have ever come across is Preserved Fish. He was a lovely man born in 1699 to Daniel and Jemima Fish. Who I assume got some bad ale or too much. Preserved grew up and married a lovely woman named Grizzel Strange. She then became Grizzel Strange Fish. They also named a son Preserved and he a son. That son Married a Mary Sole, and they went into whaling. You can NOT make this stuff up. There was a Preserved Fish until 1850, then it seems someone got some sense.
This sounds absolutely made up. But knowing that in the past there were lots of people with surnames of there jobs, miller, fish, thatcher, Smith etc. That I actually believe this is true.
I mean Isambard Kingdom Brunel born 1806. It sounds like a made up name but its not. Also he was an absolute genius.
The past may have been the worst but it was also super interesting.
Anyone else feel this is part of writer Danny's backstory?
I have Great Great (maybe another Great) Grandparents called Hercules and Gristle!! And Lennox is another name that runs in the family!! Looks like Grizzle/ Gristle was a popular women’s name at one point....
@@mariet4894 Lennox is a lovely name though! Just not so modern!
This story deserves a video.
I have decided to start wearing ear buds while listening to Simon. My 4 year old wouldn't eat her broccoli. I asked why, she said she didn't like it anymore. When I told her she ate it yesterday, she replied in her best British accent, "That was the past and the past was the worst!"
Congratulations on expecting your second child Blaze Mega Projects Whistler.
His first kid, T.i.f.o. Top Tenz Whistler, is super jealous of of their sibling's name
The blazeproject
Or.... Blaze the Mega Criminalist Whistler
How about a more normal name, such as Peter.
@@doctorlolchicken7478 full name, AMIRITE Peter Whistler?
The 11-minute intro is glorious. Danny keeping standards high.
Yeah, the shorter intro is pretty good.
The soon to be second kid should be named Peter just so you can scream "AM I RIGHT PETER" whenever you feel like it but no one will get the joke because your family doesn't watch your videos.
That would mean that Sam was the real father.
Everytime he yells " am I right Peter" I picture Spiderman standing in the corner saying "I'm in my costume I'm Spiderman right now not Peter".
@Brandon Quist ha!!
I like the Idea of Simon naming his son after me.
@@GuntherRommel you my friend… are a genius!
We should all start calling China “mainland Taiwan”
Allegedly
If you openly display that you may want to limit your travel destinations so as not to get disappeared.
@@luxuryvagrant6496 A funny note: You are (allegedly) incorrect
'The shit Hong Kong' or 'chi-no-human-rights-na'
Southern Mongolia
Right there with you about Dubai, Simon. I'd rather go to a country where, if I'm a victim of rape, I won't be punished for extramarital sex.
Judging by your profile pic I think you might be safe
@@samn6498 always being a knob, aren't you
@@samn6498 found the incel
@@dontmarkettomeimpoor2856 love you too ❤️
I think you are very pretty. Sorry that some people get joy from hurting others.
Simon: Hammer drill? You just put together two random words?
Me: no Simon a hammer drill is definitely a thing, it’s a drill that moves in and out at the same time to drill more quickly through hard surfaces 👌🏿
I don’t know a lot about power tools, but I know my husband regularly uses a hammer drill when making holes in concrete.
The meeting of Simon and Danny NEEDS to be recorded and conserved for future generations to enjoy
Then Simon can sell copies of it as "How to Capture a TH-cam Script Writer." It can be a set, with "How to Capture a Meme Lord," and "How to Properly Set Up Your Basement so Your Writer & Meme Lord Don't Escape."
In the cealer
The lemonade stand part definitely needed the swat team storming little kid's house meme
To Simon's point about Czech: as someone who doesn't speak any Czech, I still found it far easier to navigate the Czech Republic than it was to navigate other countries where I spoke at least some of the language.
Regarding names, I used to deliver pizza for Papa Johns, and a coworker (also a bodybuilder) had the most awesome name, which we made him prove via birth certificate. No middle name, which truly made it epic... Phoenix Orion... and some guy named Todd changed his name to Heywood Jablowme. THAT cannot be topped, not even by the lady who changed her name to Helen A Handbasket.
That little bee saying "nnooooooo" just sent me into gales of laughter.
It's from adventure time (I just watched the episode last night)
it makes me happy
Nnooooooo
Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn about it.
Rule 27: If it exists, Simon's made a video about it.
I mean I can't argue, because urh..
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27.
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
I love that Simon's Law(Rule 27) comes before mighty Rule 34.
Don't think he's done the biggest porn flops of all time. 🤔
Imagine "the talk" Simon is going to have when his kids discover business blaze.
Oh god… “Daddy, did you really have Danny, Sam, Callum, and Peter chained to a radiator in a Prague basement!”
“Yes, and it was a blast. AM I RIGHT, PETER?!”
@@lloydster9000 EXACTLY
Allegedly
Whatever he says in explanation should be written by Danny and after he reads it to them, he should read it in a video for BB. When they find that video a couple of weeks later, he just might have to do it all over again…
Bro😂😂😂😂
I will say that I helped deliver a baby in the back of a Chevy Blazer and later followed up with the parents in the mother-baby unit. All was well but I said that they should name the boy “Blaze” since he was born in a Blazer and they laughed and were like “funny but yeah no it’s gonna be a normal name”
I know someone who named their son Blaze and I want to name my future son Blaise (personal connection to the name). It's not as bad as other names I've heard.
I'm more connected to the spelling Bleys, but I get your point. Would make a cute middle name IMHO, but parents' prerogative wins.
Edit: on mobile, autocorrect, send key next to backspace and comma being next to emote menu button are really frustrating.
If you know anything about Zappa you know that Moon Unit was the "normal" option.
Dweezil must be jealous.
@@TSmith-yy3cc 🤣😂🤣😂 No kidding!
Needs to do a Biographic on Zappa...
@@dilanbrinkley3587 definitely gonna need some cocaine to make that one. Allegedly...
Wasn't his son named Dweezil?
Anyone else experience this?
I regularly pause these videos during the long (but hilarious) intros to remind myself of the video's title. After a few minutes of funny randomness I'm like, "What is this video going to be about?"
Love this channel!!
Usually I try to be witty but what Simon said about his soon to be second kid, CONGRATS SIMON!
If it is a boy, the name is Beard Blaze Whistler.
If it is a girl, the name is Raid Shadow Legends Whistler.
@@badluck5647 Yes it's all clear
Congratulations on expecting your second little one Simon! Best wishes to you and your family.
Sam, thanks for the Adventure Time memes, they fit so well with this show, lol. If I had video editing talent, I’d make a parody of the Adventure Time theme song called “Business Time” for this show, but alas, I lack such talent!
I think rule 27 is the one where 'if it exists Simon has made a video about it'
It brings hope since some are still pure enough
Omg I live in Iowa City/Coralville. Where the Great Lemonade Racket went down. The fallout changed things around here..
Simon calling Jay-Z(ee) “Jay-z(edd)” is the kind of dad-esque content I’m here for.
Simon likes to sit in his La-Zed-Boy and listen to Zed Zed Top, and Warren Zedvon...and sometimes Zed Leppelin.
Every time he says it I picture Zed from Men in Black lip syncing to Big Pimpin'. What does that say about me?
@@SkunkApe407 Now I'm going to do that, and I appreciate that.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio my brain constantly does that kind of crap to me. People wonder why I randomly laugh, and that's exactly why. I swear I'm not crazy. I swear...
That's how they say Z in England.
Simon: I don't like drug dealers that deal in hard shit.
Also Simon: Cocaine is GREAT!
Hate the dealers but absolutely love 💕 the drugs lol
Cocaine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin that let's you drink more.
cocaine isn't really a hard drug .... more a party drug ...
crack cocaine however.... that's a hard drug
Man, a VSauce, blaze, office mash up is tier 3 meme, Sam stepping up the game, damn shit got me on tears
Does Simon know VSauce (Michael)? That guy is awesome, much better than Simon.
Timestamp?
My oldest daughter is named Lee. When she was getting a younger sister we spend a full week being set on the name Leslie. That was until someone pointed out that it was oddly mean towards her. Why compare her to her older sister like that?
We realised our mistake and went with Luna, which happen to be a very popular name of young girls in Sweden. It’s being largely blamed on Harry Potter :)
Sweden relaxed their naming laws in 2014 so that pretty much anything was legal. Few years later they tightened it a little more (names must be “name-like” for example).
Simon, if we ever meet I'll introduce you to my child... RAID, SHADOW LEGENDS. He hates his name. Idk why.
When my dad was in med school, the head nurse during his psych rotation told him about a set of very screwed up twin girls who were in the children’s ward called Lemonjello and Orangejello ( pronounced Leh-MAHN-jeh-loh and or-AHN-jeh-loh).
He also worked nights and dealt with a manic former priest who would preach and sing at the top of his voice for HOURS. This guy (who was a really nice guy with an extremely impressive lung capacity) would sing the same hymns over and over…Finally, Dad got on the intercom one night and said “Father John, this is God. Please go to sleep.”
Apparently it worked.
A friend of mine told me about Orangejello and Lemonjello. Being the ‘90’s, I thought he was joking at first but he was totally serious. My friend is black, so at the time I just assuming that it was another black family he knew that would name their kids something so ridiculous. Now I see that is a totally ignorant and racist assumption. There are plenty of people of other skin colors (especially white people) that name their children something completely absurd.
"That rule 27 or whatever." Simon is truly too innocent for the internet.
Yeah, it's the 34 club and rule 27. Only true legends know this.
I wouldn't say he's too innocent, I'd say he's too busy making them big sponsor bucks and multiple channels' videos. The fucking legend.
Simon: Magic spoon can we pls stop with the goodnight moon crap and see what Winnie is up to?
#27's Always question a person sexual preferences without any real reason.
Rule 34: if it exists there is porn of it.
Banning references to Pooh reminds me of a tale from Finland: A town council was asked if a kindergarten could get a subscription of Donald Duck comic and the local communist party members wanted to oppose spreading such capitalist propaganda to kids but after few rounds of "telephone" the story ended up published in other countries as "Donald Duck is banned in Finland because Donald does not wear pants.
I find that explanation a little weird because it's Mickey who is the capitalist propaganda icon, Donald is clearly the oppressed worker. His nephews are even the perfect example of communist ideal as they do everything together for common good according to the instructions they read from a little book that just happens to be RED. Maybe those people just thought "American comic must be capitalist propaganda" without actually reading it, which would fit with how much research various idiots posting on TH-cam tend to put into their arguments.
Woah, did not expect Simon to know what ecclesiastical meant right off the dome like that.
Blaze on factboi
I know someone, who isn't famous (yet), who intends to name their future child Saline. If it weren't a medical solution, it might sound nice, but as it IS a medical solution, it evokes thoughts of cold, sterile environments, and needles. Hardly a name to attach to a person.
It is a name though, but just means from a salty place and that is fitting, since it is just saltwater.
I mean you go with something phonetically similar and avoid a lot of problems. Like Selene or however it's spelled, ive come across it books so im at least 50% certain it's a real name
Mrs. Whistler is going to have a talk with you about what you’re definitely not naming your unborn child, allegedly.
ALLEGEDLY
...
Yes, pappi?
In your opinion.
He should name the child quiet.
Quiet Whisper
I love how Simon on other channels is a great narrator who makes excellent educational content and then there's this channel where he makes random but educational content into whatever this wonderful channel is
The circles you can run in are only so big when your chained to the radiator lol
Sage Moonblood sounds like the name of an elvish Warrior from the Forgotten Realms D&D Universe. I wonder is ol' Sly plays D&D...
It's not a Business Blaze video if Simon doesn't plead to not be assassinated within the first six minutes.
My 5 year old daughter wanted to do a lemonade stand. We lived near to a convenience store.
As any good Dad would do, I built her a small concession stand, and she sold lemonade, Oreo’s, all kinds of candy, and hotdogs with all the toppings.
On one Saturday she made almost $300.00!!
When I was a kid (late 60s, early 70s), cops had a talk with a neighbor: food is okay only if it is prepackaged and not just cooked or needed cooking or refrigeration. Snack packs weren't a thing yet, and homemade cookies became taboo for "health and safety" issues.
Why they didn't cite food and drug laws for the homemade lemonade/Kool aid, I still don't know.
@@sherylcascadden4988
Right!! And sold hotdogs too!!
So what you’re saying Simon is that Winne the Pooh needs to wandering around with his “100-Acre Wood” out.
Preferably around Dubai.
His "100-Acre Wood" OH MY GOD LOL
I hope you don't mind me reusing that joke in another comment.
Dubai, yes. Philippines, no. Might annoy people.
Well, in the stories it's "Thousand Acre Wood" which is close to one and third square miles.
But point taken.
Another entertaining installment of Simon reading and loudly shouting in his basement office..(that has its own basement)… have your nosy neighbors called the cops yet? 😜
I met a man whose middle name was Isador and his last name was Nobbe. So his full name was Bob Isador Nobbe. Much fun was had when his coworkers found out about it.
Those parents...
Isambard Kingdom Brunel I rest my case
@@stephenwoods4118 best name ever haha
@@stephenwoods4118 At least he built crazy shit like the Great Eastern.
@@221b-l3t Oh, I was commenting on his name, He was a great Engineering Genius, and was right celebrated at the London Olympics, also he had quite the iconic look.
OK...here is the scene...I am watching this episode, drinking my Propel Lemon Water. Simon is talking about celebrities and them naming their kids with strange names, I take a big swig of water, Simon says "wait till Danny meets my kid named "Magic Spoon".. Yes..a Spit Take of all Spit Takes.. water just went FLYING out of my mouth all over my room. I WAS NOT ready for that.. but OMG it was so perfect. Well done sir... Well Done. I haven't laughed that hard in a good long while. Thanks Simon (and Danny)
This episode has confirmed Sam knows ALL the best shows. And may have a He-Man kink. Which we already suspected.
I had no idea you were saying "bell end," but thanks for describing it.
Certain Americans understand the bell-end reference. We just use the phrase "dickhead."
This comment has made me question my beliefs... I always thought dickhead just literally meant some one with a dick on their forehead, and a bell end was a term for the dome, helmet, bulb, minge plow.... I need to go and think about this.
@@guyquanstrom6205 is this an addendum to the silmarillion?
Thanks for the “bellend “ explanation 🤓
Ages ago I had a cap with the Rooster Teeth logo, and i was always amazed at how few people, of any age group, caught onto it’s meaning. 😂
also, congrats man! We were actually born a few months apart and you had your first before I did, so hopefully this will mean some good news in my family before too long as well! Again, congrats!
Jay-Z naming his daughter Blue Ivy is unsurprising when you consider that his stage name comes from the two subway lines that go through his old Brooklyn neighborhood. Thankfully, he didn't live near the number-named lines.
Unlike six6nine9
Your my boy, Blue!
Blue Ivy is kind of cute though. Better than Pilot Inspector.
@@marthahawkinson-michau9611
At least, Blue Ivy can go by Ivy in public without unnecessary hardship. Pilot Inspector is pretty much going to need to get creative, or choose a more normal name like Hector. th-cam.com/video/zRakAuHQguo/w-d-xo.html Some people have no clue what they are doing.
I honestly don’t mind Blue Ivy - is on the “quirky but still tasteful” category, like the type of names hippies would pick…. weird, but still very much sounding like actual names.
You are so great😂your free whealing thought stream and slightly chaotic energy rambels make my day every time😊
If you ever want to go to Vegas with some complete strangers who don’t really gamble…my husband and I would love to show you our “eating through Vegas tour.”
I want in on that!
Kinky
So, Prostitution is legal… and we know why.
There are plenty of buffets with reasonable prices, mostly in casinos so you have to pass the gambling area to get to the food.
I would love a native's list of good places to eat.
My town has an old law still in the books.
If you park a mule on the right side of the road you get a 50c fine and your mule will get confiscated.
And my fav if you are on the streets between 1150 and 12 midnight you will be jailed until sunrise to ensure no ill intent. 😆
I mean I loved Danny's scripts anyway, but now knowing he's also got a dog called Poppy, he's gone further up in my personal estimation. Mine's a Jack Russell assistance dog and she's a very good girl
Sadly, it's a toy that Simon only let him have so he has something to blackmail scripts out of him with.
What does she assist with? Clever doggo :)
In the still frame of Winnie the poo 26:00 - 26:24 where Winnie to poo is played by a white blob because he 's naked from the waist down. Using the same reasoning, did nobody notice that Rabbit is totally naked? Eeyore, by the same reasoning is also naked.
To be fair, Panik (which is the actual spelling of panic in Danish), is an approved girls name on the list in Denmark, so it’s not like we exclude too many options 😅 also, there are currently 1200+ gender neutral names on the approved list, so not sure where that ‘restriction’ came from - and Sage actually is an approved gender neutral name 😊
Panik fire
Was the first Panik born at the disco?
Iceland has those approved names regulation thing too. Somewhat strict if I heard correctly.
We also abuse our royal names if anything and are not afraid of alternate spellings.
Late to the party, but congratulations Whistler's 🎉
Wait... If the past sucks... And the present sucks... Are you saying we need to go... Back to the Future? 😎😆🤣
I know BlazeBoi loves him a BTTF reference 🤘😆
I’m from the future.... it blows
All jokes aside, clearly the second movie is the best of the three.
Bad day-boom-boom-chhhhhhhh
@@joseybryant7577 they are all a holy Trinity of film.
Congrats on the soon to be new addition to the family!
I went to school with kids that had a crazy father. Their names are, Violence, Valhalla, Love, Honey, and Justin middle name Time.
Wasted pun, should have been Thyme. Layers people, Layers.
@@SassyGirl822006 Thyme is usually female, and Justin usually male. That poor kid's life would be unbearable.
Justin Time was also a children‘s book series in the 2000s, not sure if that was intentional lol
"People are dicks." I think we have the next T-Shirt!
Moon Unit Zappa had a fairly good music career, while Dweezle had a decent voice acting career.
Dweezil, please.
There is a huge difference between many vapid celebrities tossing off ridiculous names and Frank Zappa who was incredibly intelligent and supremely talented. And by all accounts, a fantastic parent.
Dweezil Zappa also plays some good guitar (that wants to kill your Mama 🎶?) much like his Dad, that must have been awkward.
Ahmet is the coolest of the group tho.
17:44 Yeah tipping can get confusing over here. The only people you basically have to tip are servers (waiters, waitresses, bar tenders).
Our minimum wage system has a ridiculous flaw that allows restaurant\bar owner's to pay servers practically nothing, and expect tips to make up the difference.
For example, in my area minimum wage is around $10\hr. Unless you're a server, their minimum wage is around $2\hr...
So if they're not being tipped well they can't make ends meet.
I looked up legal lemonade stands in my rural state and found out they were illegal until last summer, when the governor signed a new law. They deal with possible abuse by adults by making the stands legal only for minors. Congrats on the upcoming new baby.
"You see officer, I don't own the stand, my daughter does. I'm just her employee."
Simon, congrats on the second fact baby, keep spreading that bloodline. You have secured at least one future generation of blaze for us, now we shall donate to preserve you cryogenically.
Simon, there are people in South Africa with names like "Happy Birthday", "Daily Bread", "Gearbox" and so on.
I've never met any of those names here in the Western Cape. Sounds like an interesting time though
@@tecni-cal granted, they are names of Black people. Gearbox was actually a friend's gardener.
Everyone knows a Precious in South Africa.
@@movingforward3030 that's one I know
I will never forget Trevor Noah’s story about his friend growing up in South Africa whose first name was Hitler.
I met a person once, she had 3 children she named them Diamond, Sapphire and Cash and freely told anyone who thought to ask about the kids names even in front of the poor kids that she named them after things she wanted but would never be able to have.
Still not as bad as the parents who named their kids Abcde.
Moon Unit Zappa!! She had a hit in the 80's Valley Girl... 💜
✌🏻
Simon should react to Zappa tunes. Or something like Trout Mask Replica. That would be something.
Like totally...........Ok fine.....for sure for sure....... She's a valley girl, and there is no cure
@@ryurc3033 Class of '86!! ✌🏻💜
GOOD JOB DANNY, good job Simon!!!y’all are hilarious!!
It's rule 34: If it is on the internet, there is pr0n of it.
There is also rule 35: if there isn't any pr0n, there will be.
I thought rule 34 was "if it exist there is pr0n of it" but yeah same thing
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
34.2. There are ponies of it, no exceptions.
34.3. If it exists, there's an app for it.
34.4. If it exists, there is a TH-cam of it.
34.4x2. If it exists, there is a Lego of it.
34.5. If it isn't in Minecraft, there is a crafting idea video of it.
34.6. If it exists, there is a parody of it on TH-cam.
34.7. If it exists, there is a Pokemon based on it.
34.8. There is dubstep of it, no exceptions.
34.34. Everything IRL is on the internet.
34.99. There is a mario paint composer version of it.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
35.2. If no pony is found of it, it will be made.
35.3. If there is no app for it, it will be made.
35.4. If no poop is found, it will be pooped.
35.4x2. If there is no Lego of it, then make one.
35.5. If it is in Minecraft, the crafting idea video will be shoved into the farthest corners of TH-cam.
35.6. If there is no parody of it, make one.
35.7. If there is no Pokemon based on it, there is/will be a Anymon based on it.
35.8. If no dubstep is found of it, it will be made.
35.35. If it is not on the internet it must be by midnight.
I didn't realize you'd created a second tiny person! Nice work!
Dweezil & Moonunit Zappa... not sure why Danny forgot about Dweezil, but also Frank pretty much chose those names to troll society, as much of his music was
What about Ommit.......?
Ahmet, not Ommit
@@stpnwlf9 I was trying to remeber what my dad told me 25 years ago.....at least I didnt do research tor a video of weird names and forget to mention it.......
@@ryurc3033 It's a nitpick, no big deal. But if you know Frank's mediterranean heritage, Ahmet is actually the most normal of his kids' names.
Congrats on your second little legend!!! ♥️♥️♥️
Simon is just TLC at this point. Started somewhat educational and is now just chaos.
The History Channel
@@Alikaoz Can't be the History Channel...Simon doesn't believe in Ancient Aliens...;-)
And extremely hilarious.
Moon Unit isn't such a strange name from a person who calls himself J-Zed. Some people just shouldn't be in charge of naming anyone or anything.
Moon and her brother Dweezil are the children of the late Frank Zappa.
As a father of a danish child who has a name used for all genders, this is not completely right. You have to have one name that defines the sex though
That's silly. What about nonbinary people?
Non-binary is silly cause it doesn't matter what you identified with you can only be a man or a woman and your sex/gender can be identified just after being born by looking at your genitalia.
@@wmdkitty there is an exeption for transsexual and intersex people in the law.
I'm not sure about transgender and non-binary people.
@@just_mark5151 well there you seem to be a bit uneducated.
First of all Sex and gender are two different things (hence the two words).
Even the biological concept of sex is not as clearly as you make it.
If you define by genitals there are about a 1000 babies in the US of A who are born intersex.
If you define it by hormones (estrogen and androgen production) it is a spectrum.
If you define by chromosomes (an x and y) there are other variations.
You might not have heard about this in school because your state taught creationism and abstinence only Sex Ed. But those are facts.
When it comes to gender roles (how do you behave according to a given, accepted or chosen sex) it's a bit more complicated because those are in larger parts socially constructed.
Good.
Talking names, one time when I used to work a telemarketing job, I was trying to reach a small business apparently owned by a "Mr Powerhouse Perfect"... sadly, I never got to speak to this mighty individual, as the number we had was no longer in service...
The script mentions Moon Unit Zappa, but failed to mention her brother Dweezle (sp?) ?
Dweezil but you were close. And if you disregard the "unit" part of Moon Unit , Moon kinda sounds like a nice name.
Soleil Moon Frye?
What about ommit?
@@ryurc3033 ?
One of the few channels that I can confidently click the thumbs-up button before I even watch the video...
Congratulations to you and your wife on your soon to be here baby! Prayers for their health! 😊
I genuinely believe the tiny whistler is indeed named magic spoon
Tiny Whistler should be called "Clanger" :)
yeah, and when the baby does number two, it is a magic's poop
Second child!!???!??!!! Congratulations Mr. Whistler on bringing in another big brain into this world!!!
"To keep their peasants from sounding posh" *chef's 👨🍳 kiss* mmmmm savage 🥂😎
Congratulations to you and Mrs. Whistler on your child! Lemme guess: "Rotting Turtle Whistler?" Please give my best to little RT.
Dweezil:
"Am I a joke to you, Simon?"
Frank Zappa: Naming his kids weird shit before it was really popular. :-D
Winnie the Pooh is a sentient teddy bear, like the other characters from that franchise. He doesn't even need a shirt but wears one anyway in the same way that small dogs sometimes can.
I'm old enough--In the 1960's there was a social protest group Pants for Ponies who screamed that nude equines were obscene. I wonder how they'd feel about male goats.
I'd like to point out that Winnie the Pooh is FEMALE. Legit.
So "boobs" are covered, and female bear genitalia isn't visible anyway... 😅
At some point they definitely need to do a Winnie the Pooh / Ted / Paddington crossover movie.
Christopher Robin is schizophrenic. The characters all represent different mental health disorders.
I knew someone who knew someone who named their sons Awesome and Amazing
They could always say “My boys are Awesome and Amazing”
I need a shirt that says "AM I RIGHT, XI" 😂
Don't tell Mao!
Jay zed...never change Simon! Say it as it is
When I hear "Jay Zed" I don't get upset at some perceived slight or mispronunciation, I just immediately think, "Oh, the speaker must be British."
WHAT A SECOND CHILD!!!!!! OMFG CONGRATS!!!!! somewhere in the name better be Blaze
I feel like Sam discovered the wonderful world of Adventure Time
And baby Jaden Smith!
22:27 missed opportunity for "with his hundred-acre wood hanging out"
that rob ford conference video just grabbed me by the hair and pulled me back into 2013
A bell-end hijacks a Boeing: There's a cocktip in the cockpit.
Since we're talking about the way people look: back when Simon didn't have his beard yet, he looked like a coked up elf.
As opposed to today, when Simon looks like a coked-up wizard.
🤣😂🤣😂
There was so much exposed skin. It makes me uncomfortable. Allegedly.
A no beard, no glasses Simon is scary.
"...Without health and safety and all that sort of bullshit..." Thank you. I needed the chuckle.🙂
Loving the IT Crowd memes, Sam!
I hope Simon remembered to feed him today
Remember some crazy laws growing up. Hadn't been enforced, but were still on the books, might have been removed in the years since. Pretty confidant it is still illegal to hunt whales in Oklahoma... a landlocked state. I believe it's Kansas where it's illegal to whistle underwater. And at least until the 1990's every business in Lincoln Nebraska was supposed to provide a hitching post for customers.
11:15 - Chapter 1 - A lack of decency
17:15 - Mid roll ads
19:45 - Chapter 2 - Winnie the pooh will crush china with his bare hands
27:25 - Chapter 3 - The bellend law
32:20 - Chapter 4 - The lemonade stand wars
- Chapter 5 -
Simon is the best!!! And thanks for coming
It was probably Newman who called the police on Jerry Seinfeld.
Hello Newman
@@andrewwinslow9315 Hellooo Jerry
I always thought Simon is this calm and collected guy. This is the 1st time I saw him get hysterical lol
As an American, I humbly thank Simon for giving me a new word to insult people with 🙏🏻 Will update you on the results