Sony should be thanking Dakota Johnson for shit talking Madame Webb during the whole press tour otherwise these four lads probably wouldn't have gone and seen it
Shoutouts to handing 18 million dollars to people who misunderstood the "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility" line (as well as the English language apparently) so thoroughly that they think reversing the words don't change the meaning, when in fact they basically just ended up saying "Only take up responsibilities when you get something cool out of it like superpowers"
When I watched this with friends I kept referencing Jojo and saying it was due to "Gravity" and that as stand users their fates are fundamentally tied to one another.
I saw these twice in theaters with my Boyfriend, we were utterly baffled and had to see it another time to make sure we didn’t fall asleep the first time.
I appreciate the artifacted press image to keep in line with aggro's reality in which this released in 2004. I'm choosing to believe this to protect myself from it
For anyone looking for Nightwatch lore, he's just marvel trying to do Spawn. You know it's funny how for a lot of characters you see people call them obscure and when you look them up they got like a 50 issue ongoing series, not Nightwatch though he only got 12.
They could be talking pure nonsense and there's zero chance anyone could correct them since no one watched the film. Now I understand how being one of 5 people on the planet to see Morbius feels like.
Spider-Woman not being in it is likely because Sony is obsessed with showing everyone's origins even if they're not important and every possible origin for her involves Hydra or the Clone Saga which would be a lot to have to try and make work or rewrite. Alternatively, they wanted to avoid brand confusion since Jessica Drew Spider-Woman is already prominently in Spider-Verse.
You really have to appreciate Sony's commitment to trying to make a Sinister Six movie despite not having a Spider-Man for them to fight. Now, with the worst movie they've made we finally have at least three spiders to fight since Dakota Fanning is probably not gonna get work with sony anymore.
Well yeah Morbius does the superhero origin story thing just really terribly, Madame Web does nothing of the sort and thus has no structure and is also done awfully
The DC CW shows at least undwratand that their 6 or 7 out 10 shows and have fun with it or read any of the source material to understand the power sets. Madam not actually showing the girls with their suits or powers truly shocks me. How is sony hitting 4 points below CW.
Sony should be thanking Dakota Johnson for shit talking Madame Webb during the whole press tour otherwise these four lads probably wouldn't have gone and seen it
Seeing this in my notifications is the modern day equivalent to being mailed anthrax
Shoutouts to handing 18 million dollars to people who misunderstood the "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility" line (as well as the English language apparently) so thoroughly that they think reversing the words don't change the meaning, when in fact they basically just ended up saying "Only take up responsibilities when you get something cool out of it like superpowers"
When I watched this with friends I kept referencing Jojo and saying it was due to "Gravity" and that as stand users their fates are fundamentally tied to one another.
I saw these twice in theaters with my Boyfriend, we were utterly baffled and had to see it another time to make sure we didn’t fall asleep the first time.
Dan's web (bad movies) connects them all (gigaboots)
They decided to make this happen to force me, specifically, to watch the movie
According to IMDB's trivia section that actor speaks fluent English. So Kris is probably right, it was a bunch of reshoots.
This is the first time i've seen Madame Webbe in her costume. How did they never promote this?
So this movie is Surf Dracula Zero.
Surf Dracula Minus One
I'm half convinced the script for Madam Web, was comprised of people being high and asking ChatGPT to produce a Madam Web script.
I heard the word Plan and thought about how to mutilate Dakota Johnson’s name into Jin Kariya
Dakota Jin Karison is best I got.
Dakariya Jinson if you don't mind taking the weeb way out
@@ChaosFSPretty good one.
@@ChaosFS This is a nightmare that I need to commission an artist to help forge the blade that slays Dan during Podlords
Madam Web doesn't even have a "IT'S MORBIN TIME!" funny meme...
I appreciate the artifacted press image to keep in line with aggro's reality in which this released in 2004. I'm choosing to believe this to protect myself from it
Oh cool I remember getting dragged along to see this and falling asleep during previews so I'm looking forward to hearing what actually happened in it
All 4 humans that watched this movie.... 😂
Such a nice cursed content, I feel like Kris says morlum in aweird way although I'm not sure if I heard the name out loud before...
For anyone looking for Nightwatch lore, he's just marvel trying to do Spawn. You know it's funny how for a lot of characters you see people call them obscure and when you look them up they got like a 50 issue ongoing series, not Nightwatch though he only got 12.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS
I had been clamoring for sony to do an "Araña" movie back in 2016 for years and then the monkeys paw curled and shat this out at me 8 years later
They could be talking pure nonsense and there's zero chance anyone could correct them since no one watched the film.
Now I understand how being one of 5 people on the planet to see Morbius feels like.
Spider-Woman not being in it is likely because Sony is obsessed with showing everyone's origins even if they're not important and every possible origin for her involves Hydra or the Clone Saga which would be a lot to have to try and make work or rewrite. Alternatively, they wanted to avoid brand confusion since Jessica Drew Spider-Woman is already prominently in Spider-Verse.
Damn, we’re getting Cursed Content Club back to back.
The Morbius 2 of cinema
You really have to appreciate Sony's commitment to trying to make a Sinister Six movie despite not having a Spider-Man for them to fight.
Now, with the worst movie they've made we finally have at least three spiders to fight since Dakota Fanning is probably not gonna get work with sony anymore.
The Marvels actually has joy and I would gladly watch it again. I don't think I could be paid to watch Madame Web.
He was with my mother, in the TH-cam comments, doing research on the algorithm before she died
PERU MENTION BABY
Slapped me in the face when I saw this in my feed
im convinced these sony Spider-Man adjacent movies are only getting made for them to keep the movie rights to Spider-man
this movie sucks so much I watched morbius to make sure if this movie was worse.
it is.
Well yeah Morbius does the superhero origin story thing just really terribly, Madame Web does nothing of the sort and thus has no structure and is also done awfully
"Little pinky winky"
I have a friend that'll defend any superhero movie, he did not even attempt to defend this one.
good one boots
what would you guys have rated Morbius?
I know for me it's like a 4
The DC CW shows at least undwratand that their 6 or 7 out 10 shows and have fun with it or read any of the source material to understand the power sets. Madam not actually showing the girls with their suits or powers truly shocks me. How is sony hitting 4 points below CW.
Personally I'm thankful this movie will bring back the Raimi trilogy back to theaters
I thought you could be joking from the thumbnail
HUH THATS TRUE WHY WHOULD YOU ADVERTISE SOMETHING THATS NOT IN THE FILM??!?!?!???
They're technically suited up for the dream scene where they haunt the villain, but only on a super technicality
TOP MAN NOOOOOOOO
Also sweet mother of God, it's way worse than I thought
HEY! WHERE THE F IS TOP MAN?!?