Ozzmarr the Bro-liest Paladin | D&D Greentext Story

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  • @jessicafrost7579
    @jessicafrost7579 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    "I'm not smart enough to be king"
    [invents a novel system of government that forces fair play]

  • @_NIKOS9_NIKOS
    @_NIKOS9_NIKOS 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Sometimes, you dont have to be an oath-breaker to be an interesting Paladin

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      An Oath Enjoyer can be a lot of fun it seems!

  • @masteroffarms34
    @masteroffarms34 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Half orc really took being a daddy to the party seriously

  • @andyventures6574
    @andyventures6574 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Could you imagine a party with Ozzmar AND Krod .

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Honestly even though Krod is a Rogue, he is so straightforward that Ozzmarr and him would get along very well.

  • @Sarahlikestohike
    @Sarahlikestohike ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "If you learn to behave and be good... and you ask nicely... I might spank you."
    ...
    ...
    That is one lucky Blackguard.
    😳

  • @Kris_not_Chris
    @Kris_not_Chris ปีที่แล้ว +45

    this is sick. I love the munchkin accepting that he chose *that* character flaw and playing it straight

  • @SchwererGustavThe800mm
    @SchwererGustavThe800mm หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    *enters game*
    *converts entire team*
    *fights God*
    *Refuses being king*
    *leaves*

  • @Menhtrol
    @Menhtrol ปีที่แล้ว +71

    This is a story that needs to get animated... 😆😆

  • @notaclass-d1822
    @notaclass-d1822 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I had to fucking double take at the “masochist disadvantage, becoming obsessed with the backhand of justice”

  • @MGame0042
    @MGame0042 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This is the second video of yours I've seen! The first was about JoCat. I think I like "Glory" videos more than "RPG Horror Stories." There is so much drama and negativity on the Internet, that I find it hard to watch bad stories, even if they end with a person's comeuppance. I find myself looking for positive stories more these days! This was amazing! Have a great day!

  • @bigmonkey1254
    @bigmonkey1254 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love the sub-culture of half-orc paladins. I mean, the example paladin in the picture in the 5e PHB is a half-orc paladin. Is there something we should be doing in response to this? I feel an urge to make my own half-orc paladin to be an exemplar of righteousness.

  • @novadrake9232
    @novadrake9232 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Now I wish I had a paladin like that at my back

  • @ChartreuseDan
    @ChartreuseDan ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love a good ttrpg glory story and you're a great story-teller. Tbh this sort of content is exactly what I'm subscribed for

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you. I need to find more classics like this!

    • @ChartreuseDan
      @ChartreuseDan ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lootgoblinmarketplace I'm in 🙌

    • @Azrael_Rhinco
      @Azrael_Rhinco ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lootgoblinmarketplace Have you heard about the Story of the Pipe Organ bard?

  • @tenlosol
    @tenlosol ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Reminds me of my half orc paladin in my lsst campaign. Half orc raised in a holy order of humans who turned into an Abraham's tank and the back bone of the party. Never wanting more than doing good and protecting those she was close to in service of her deity.
    They're a fun time.

  • @Arkios64
    @Arkios64 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Didn't expect the story to actually do using Bash in the thumbnail justice, but this definitely has the makings of an alternate universe by the same author in which the roles are switched up.
    Definitely reignited my motivation to actually play some DnD for the first time with my character idea that is loosely based on him.
    I still need to figure out which class would actually work for it. Using a hags blood curse as a quasi-god isn't exactly intuitive for class choice.

  • @Zero-tk1hb
    @Zero-tk1hb ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man, this story is amazing. Next time i get to play i will make sure to do a character inspired on Ozzmar or make him a legend on my world next time i get to DM.

  • @pauliepizzo8633
    @pauliepizzo8633 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Now this is a badass plaidan story cant wait for more

  • @GroovyMysterio
    @GroovyMysterio 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I freaking love this work I hope you asked your Creator if he has any more fun Ozmar stories

  • @otakon17
    @otakon17 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ozzmar, man I LOVE this one so much.

  • @Dutch_is_a_Weird_Language
    @Dutch_is_a_Weird_Language 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    When your Lay on Hand is so strong that it turns an evil character good

  • @lordsinister707
    @lordsinister707 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I must hear more about the Epic tale of Osmar. This campaign deserves to be its own module damn it

  • @innodationproduction
    @innodationproduction ปีที่แล้ว +2

    oh this is a classic. the full story is epic. don't remember where it went though

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I need to hunt down that next part. I know there was a part 3 (this video covered the first two)

  • @laocoon7734
    @laocoon7734 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this!
    More glory stories, please!

  • @RosencrantzxGuildenstern
    @RosencrantzxGuildenstern 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love Creepswork's reading of this tale's second part

  • @mr.strudle1327
    @mr.strudle1327 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:40 fucking paladin, punching the fucking spirit of a god is crazyy

  • @destroyerinazuma96
    @destroyerinazuma96 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The is a French podcast called Reflections of Acid, in the universe of which an S&M goddess also exists. She's called Shamrodia.

  • @adriansantiagojr.8378
    @adriansantiagojr.8378 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    HE OFFED A DEITY WITH HIS FISTS.

  • @mongonala
    @mongonala 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    all groups need an Ozzmarr

  • @krystlvines
    @krystlvines 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Goddamn
    absolute BEAST

  • @RedrumZombies
    @RedrumZombies ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was beautiful!

  • @GlitchGhost1285
    @GlitchGhost1285 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This character is so freaking alpha!! 🤘😎

  • @chasefrost1401
    @chasefrost1401 ปีที่แล้ว

    High lvl sheets make for good cameos in the future.

  • @evil_mode
    @evil_mode ปีที่แล้ว +1

    fuck yeah

  • @greg0050
    @greg0050 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Some men aren't looking for anything morally grey. They can't be bought or reasoned against judgement. Some men, just wanna watch the evil burn.

  • @PJDAltamirus0425
    @PJDAltamirus0425 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm in the middle of a 2nd edition Dnd campaign with a NPC sellsword character named Kraj and one of my plans for this lawfull neutral character is to let him take credit for all the parties heroism so he human women we rescue will want to jump, so his becomes like the father of half orcs.

  • @jamesscott305
    @jamesscott305 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    E P I C 🔥

  • @Karmasu_L
    @Karmasu_L 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm looking out for Characters who could become a sort of Saint or Champion in the history of my homebrew religion, worshipped in for the Aspect of the world they represent. (Good or Bad Characters, mind you)
    Ozzmar might just become one of those Saints.

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Chadmarr. Rizzmar. *Ozzmar.*

  • @Oliver0972
    @Oliver0972 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Bro. U just killed my friend in fortnite whem he was afk. Lmao

  • @xVallan
    @xVallan 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Im confused, isnt having a main character kind of bad in d&d?

    • @MrMelani1
      @MrMelani1 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well i suppose it depends how the group feels about it! And maybe it's a long campain and there were acts more focused on others