Zealand, you've said you've never seen a 40 yard header, but Palermo actually scored a header from the halfway line once. Jone Samuelsen even scored from behind the halfway line even.
Regarding the first clip, I went into the last match of the Belgian league in the lead barely ahead of two other clubs, halfway through the final match my team is winning and both of them are losing… so yeah my team finished 3rd in the league
13:14 Played in a futsal competition one year where our best player forgot the time for the final. He shows up at half time and basically did the same thing start of the second half. We were no longer pissed off with him after that :D
The problem is not how long the player went without scoring. The issue is “WHY IS HE SCORING AGAINST ME” he has never scored a goal in his 10yr career and it’s his debut match for his 9th club and he goes ahead to score my team
I spent about 10 minutes paused on his tactic breaking it down why he failed to lose that match any less than by 5 goals due to that formation. Pep would be turning over in his grave if he were dead.
Is it just me who sees no difference after red cards. Literally for or against. I never go to a more defensive mentality anymore and it never backfires
Same. Either that or holding out for narrow wins near the end of the match - my experience in FM22 is that going defensive will just give the opponents more chances to break through. Continuing to pile on the pressure with high lines and an offensive mentality is the way to go. I do lower the tempo and waste time more often, but that's it.
This reminds me of the one time I was managing West Ham and I got battered 3-0 against Ajax in the Europa League Semis(first leg). From the start of that match to the next leg, FM decided to fuck me over and give "3-4 week" injuries to all 4 of my centre backs and Declan Rice got injured during the second leg. That single handedly ruined my Europa league dreams and top 4 push.
When your regen target is called Greg Anus and the "Anus story leaked" news feed comes up ... yeah this was like from FM 2012 but I laugh at the memory every year!
The Henry Pires joke is a nod to Arsenal's epic French connection from 20 or so years ago, Thierry Henry & Robert Pires, haha. Also, Southwark is pronounced Southark (just pretend the w isn't there) and the Pi in Pires is pee, not pie. (I'm one to know!)
That last rabona goal probably should have made it to your "you send me your best goals" video. Wrong sided rabona lob over the keeper...I've never seen something like this :D
The red card clip... dude... you're still playing Bayern and they chose to play without a left back to keep their attack. 10 men is not a huge problem for elite teams. Still that many goals is just brutal. 😂
That last one is similar to the Robert Lewandowski cross from the byline and edge of box a couple seasons ago in his record breaking goal scoring season with Bayern. and the Dortmund manager losing 6-1 to Bayern after FCB going down a man is self explainitary, I mean he is managing Dortmund and doesn't appear to be doing anything or even really showing much emotion or frustration. I would have quit and reloaded after the 3rd goal
Just a small sidenote to the "40 yard header" clip: It's fantastic and amazing, but nowhere near 40 yards... The penalty area is 16,5 meters from goalline to the straight parallel line, so that header is maybe 22-24 meters... 40 yards would be almost at the halfway line... Still an amazing goal ;)
Thet worst own goal at 10:35 was scarily like one I saw my brothers boys team lose a cup final on. The goalie got lobbed and he and my brother the CB ran back to clear, the goalie hooks it straight into my brothers chest... cup gone.
I've lived that exact same feeling as the guy with le Havre, but for winning the league, and not only the rival got its score but in the same minute we lost our match. Worst thing? IRL situation, Camp Nou vs. local rivals espanyol, la Liga 2006/07, me in the stadium and after the whole match in tension not willing to celebrate anything, one minute before i already gave in and started celebrating. Worst sports night of my entire night. Oh! Btw, the rivals who finally won the league was of course Real Madrid. It is yet called "Tamudazo" in honor to espanyol captain Raúl Tamudo, who f*cked the sh*t out of us.
Didn't manage to record it as I was trying not to cry but lost a penalty shootout as Peterborough United to reach the final of the carabao cup. Burnley striker shot straight at my keeper, he pushed it away, it hit the post and my keeper ran over to the ball and accidentally kicked it in. Haven't had the nerve to turn my laptop back on since.
Zealand, I'm disappointed you missed the opportunity to ask if Mikhail Gorbachev is a left winger who's retraining to operate more centrally. You're a history major and a funny bloke. Cold war banter.
In FM2021 and others, I found watching the games in Classic 2D fixed all the stupid 3D animation related behaviours that constantly caused goal scoring opportunities for the other team against me. Like I'd be pulling my hair out because the guy couldn't just turn around and run back, or miss his interception due to funky animation transition. 2D Classic fixed all of that (I mean it's always been the superior way, let's be honest). I wonder if FM22 is any better in that regard. I assume not... based on these clips.
I had one time, 4 goals refused in the 1st half because of the same player. The same player scored 5 goals during the next game after I slammed the refs in the medias.
Probably lob the keeper, round the keeper and does trick will generate more of the last one. how about we make all the attacking players with that traits ? maybe we will play like Harlem Globetrotters. Vision and Creativity will be crucial for this. Can be a great niche for a new save
I had given injection to VVD for champions league final, we take it to extra time and i he proceeds to pull up in the 120+1 minute and Messi races through on goal for PSG and Allison gives away a penalty, he then saves it but i lose on penalties 6-5. PAIN
I had a similar game, lost one game the whole season in my Wrexham save to Chelsea. They went down to 10 .... then I had no idea what happened, lost 2-6.
Not got a screenshot, but FM07 I needed to win against Mansfield and Blackpool to drop points against runaway winners Birmingham to get automatic promotion to the Championship. 3-0 to Birmingham at half time in the other game. I scored in the 68th minute. Missed another 3 sitters as Birmingham proceeded to hammer Blackpool 9-0. 2 minutes of injury time in my game. 91:58 Mansfield make it 1-1. Classic Grimsby.
Man city signed Haland during the summer between my first and second season with Blackpool. I'm now in season 6 and I've just given up against them. I can beat 18 teams in the league on a good day, but I'm lucky to get a shot on target against city and I'm safely a Europa league team now
Hey Z, hope you get to read this since I didn't find anyhthing on this topic. The question is: when and how do players become wonderkids? I started at a new club, scouted, acquired young talent. Some really good ones but no wonders. Now that those young guns have been with me for about two years, I found that two of them are now labelled as wonderkids but they definitely haven't before. You, or anyone else in the comment section have anything on this? Greetings from Germany
Hey Zealand, can you explain how two-footed players fare in the game for different roles? are they worthy to have for positions like CM or CD? does it affect tackling? I know two-footedness eat player's CA so is it worth to have a two footed player in roles other than the obvious inverted winger/forward/WB?!
1:17 This has happened to me in reverse. I was playing as Pas Giannena in the Greek Super League. I was winning against Olympiakos and they scored a last minute goal for the draw. My only chance to win the League was Panathinaikos(who I was the manager 5 years before, I left them after I won 3 Champions League titles with them and made them into a well established team) to lose against Apollon. I think we had the same points but Panathinaikos destroyed me in one of the head to head games so they were above me. After Olympikos scored, I saw red card for Apollon and penalty scored for Panathinaikos. Disappointed I left the game against Olympiakos without end game speech. It turns out Apollon scored two goals in 92th and 95th minute! Against all the odds, Pas Giannena became Greek Super League champion 2033-34! This was before the Greek League was divided Champions and relegation groups. Panathinaikos had lost the Champions League final to an Italian team while Apollon was just safe from relegation. I can only imagine if that happened in real life, a manager leaving the stadium like that and hearing in the radio that he won the League 😂🤣😂🤣
The fact that I use my username as my manager name leads to some funny headlines as well as when reporters brand our style of play as Loserball. You almost feel guilty laughing at some of these knowing the pain the managers went through when they occurred.
Zealand unless you get a trophy celebration don’t celebrate me knowing lollujo once got the league trophy celebration with Bayern only to go to the next screen and see he finished second.
Zealand you need to check out rupel boom in 3rd league of Belgium. It's an amateur club wanting to go to fullpro and the culture is buying Spanish league players. Which makes it super hard
about mancity signing haaland, for some reason if i pull back both defensive and offensive line to really low, mancity seems to have fair bit of trouble. It's always mancity that has problems against this nomatter who they sign.
I had one in FM20 when it came up in the other game I was watching (can't remember who it was) that it was 1-1 FT when I was in the match screen. So I hit Continue thinking I had got promotion, when it came out of the match and into the home screen it gave one of the teams in the other game a goal in 90+6 that didn't show when I was in the game. I was raging.
I feel genuinely sorry for the guy managing Dortmund.. No matter how dominant I make my Dortmund team they always have shakey games against Bayern. It's like the rivalry is hard coded in their favour and you really have to scumbag the match engine to be consistent against them lmao
@@joaopires1761 To be fair, given that Cucurella has literally never played a good game vs Bayern for me and they play Victor Osimhen off the right, that's about my experience lmao
Martin Palermo once scored from a 43 yard header. It was with Boca Juniors in a match vs Velez Sarsfield on 2009. I don't know if it's a world record but i haven't any header goal from further. Anyone who hasn't seen that goal should look it up
Frazer Forester is a Model Citizen, and a very reliable backup keeper. I sign him and not play him because of the way he left Newcastle.
Fraser Forster for the people that want to search for him
Tottenham 2
The way he left? He was sent out on loan twice. Then joined Celtic permanently. He was young. He needed game time.
Probably never even heard of newcastle 12 months ago..
Zealand, you've said you've never seen a 40 yard header, but Palermo actually scored a header from the halfway line once. Jone Samuelsen even scored from behind the halfway line even.
Halfway line is more than 40 yards. So technically he was telling the truth.
On football manager he meant…
@@cklambo Yeah, I have seen 39 and 41 yard header, but never saw a 40 yeard one x)
BOCAAAAA💙💛
Not getting the Henry Pires joke hurt my soul
I surely hope his editor explained it to him... After all, they were "just" the engine of "The undefeated" (Arsenal 2004)
Could you explain it to me?😅
@@jeremiahnsube372 Thierry Henry and Robert Pires are 2 Arsenal legends and the regen is at Arsenal with both of their names
Ohhhhh it’s like naming a hypothetical PSG stud Lionel Mbappe Jr. or something lol
@@SuperJNG18real fans would name the PSG stud Pauleta Ibrahimovic
Regarding the first clip, I went into the last match of the Belgian league in the lead barely ahead of two other clubs, halfway through the final match my team is winning and both of them are losing… so yeah my team finished 3rd in the league
It’s similar to if you were Klopp at Liverpool on final day. He got FM’d
My heart broke 💔 also, God tier profile pic! Theme hospital was amazing!
13:14 Played in a futsal competition one year where our best player forgot the time for the final. He shows up at half time and basically did the same thing start of the second half. We were no longer pissed off with him after that :D
First goal for 163 matches, John Obi Mikel went over 200 games without scoring
Huh
It's not like it's his job to score tho
How about mascherano🤣🤣🤣
The problem is not how long the player went without scoring. The issue is “WHY IS HE SCORING AGAINST ME” he has never scored a goal in his 10yr career and it’s his debut match for his 9th club and he goes ahead to score my team
Despite the advanced scouting techniques I never did sell Cardona and won two PL titles at Sheffield United with him as a rock at the back
He can’t believe Munich scored 6 but wasn’t playing a left back? 😂
I spent about 10 minutes paused on his tactic breaking it down why he failed to lose that match any less than by 5 goals due to that formation. Pep would be turning over in his grave if he were dead.
Alllllll the goals came down that side too 😂🤦🏼♂️
@@youvebeen_miked no they didnt. dumb cun
11:34 The guy doesn't has a left back. FM runtime said "Yeah we will score 5 goals from that space" 🤣🤣🤣
no they didnt. dumb cun
Heyyy that's me at 5:45! So glad you reacted to my video, thanks Z😄
Yasss!!!😁
Is it just me who sees no difference after red cards. Literally for or against. I never go to a more defensive mentality anymore and it never backfires
Same. Either that or holding out for narrow wins near the end of the match - my experience in FM22 is that going defensive will just give the opponents more chances to break through. Continuing to pile on the pressure with high lines and an offensive mentality is the way to go. I do lower the tempo and waste time more often, but that's it.
7:10 Zealand not realising that was the winning goal...
Henry Pie-Ers... that's the first time you've ever upset me Zealand.
7:36 pep getting sacked by Newcastle 😭😭
Pickles now home-grown ... LMAO
This reminds me of the one time I was managing West Ham and I got battered 3-0 against Ajax in the Europa League Semis(first leg). From the start of that match to the next leg, FM decided to fuck me over and give "3-4 week" injuries to all 4 of my centre backs and Declan Rice got injured during the second leg. That single handedly ruined my Europa league dreams and top 4 push.
That last goal was pure utter filth. Wouldn't have surprised me if the commentary line "Surely he didn't mean to do that" showed up after that.
My club had a tycoon takeover, excitedly read the article: the new chairman is looking to inject £0 into the club 🤔🤔🤔
I just know Roger Parsnip is going mental about that Streatham Rovers glory
our entire team took that semi final loss personally, and decided to never lose again
@@joshuabrown4765 must have reintroduced the single women ban
You just know that guy who hadn't scored for 163 games scored against the player who sent in the clip, it's a rule in FM.
4:30 As a matter of fact, there have been header goals from a longer distance IRL.
I am not sure that title could be more of a euphemism.
Great vid, loaded with content till the very end!
When your regen target is called Greg Anus and the "Anus story leaked" news feed comes up ... yeah this was like from FM 2012 but I laugh at the memory every year!
the finish at the end was incredible :D
I conceded a goal from across midfield one time, they cleared and my cbs and keeper both missed it somehow
The Henry Pires joke is a nod to Arsenal's epic French connection from 20 or so years ago, Thierry Henry & Robert Pires, haha.
Also, Southwark is pronounced Southark (just pretend the w isn't there) and the Pi in Pires is pee, not pie. (I'm one to know!)
if he's english, it might be pronounced pie
@@janermaher that would be pyres with a y
That last goal was the FM equivalent of Bingo's Bee-yoop walk from Bluey
6:35. Nice c...
Great cross from him
I didn't know that Haley Joel Osment played Football Manager
Just started my first ever save in FM 24 and Willy Caballero is the assistant manager for Leicester, so now you know.
Pinas was actually a boat type which makes it even more funnier connected with Rocky
I read "fishing" and was really looking forward to watching a video about fishing on FM
That last rabona goal probably should have made it to your "you send me your best goals" video. Wrong sided rabona lob over the keeper...I've never seen something like this :D
@7:50 not Taff Goose's Streatham Rovers going right over Z's head 🤣
i’ve had regens called “super mario” and “marx lenin” 😂😭
Wait I watched like 60% of this video and stopped right before the part where I'm LITERALLY IN THE VIDEO. Shit. Thanks for the shoutout Z lol.
The red card clip... dude... you're still playing Bayern and they chose to play without a left back to keep their attack. 10 men is not a huge problem for elite teams. Still that many goals is just brutal. 😂
It's not like dude was playing as Schalke, though, he was top of the league Dortmund.
They literally do that in real life. I remember a match where Davies was sent off after 10 minutes and they murdered Stuttgart afterwards.
I loved that Uncle Roger 2 sec music reference! Cheers to the great mind behind that!
That last one is similar to the Robert Lewandowski cross from the byline and edge of box a couple seasons ago in his record breaking goal scoring season with Bayern. and the Dortmund manager losing 6-1 to Bayern after FCB going down a man is self explainitary, I mean he is managing Dortmund and doesn't appear to be doing anything or even really showing much emotion or frustration. I would have quit and reloaded after the 3rd goal
That chip though....purest of filth there son...wow!
Regarding the planes message There is a manager in the league I’m playing called Condom, so yeah there are some funny messages
Wayne Rooney to Morcambe made me so happy!! Legend from my favorite Premier league team playing for my favorite lower league Team
Just a small sidenote to the "40 yard header" clip:
It's fantastic and amazing, but nowhere near 40 yards...
The penalty area is 16,5 meters from goalline to the straight parallel line, so that header is maybe 22-24 meters... 40 yards would be almost at the halfway line... Still an amazing goal ;)
Willy Caballero has, in the last few days, scored a contract extension at Saints.
Thet worst own goal at 10:35 was scarily like one I saw my brothers boys team lose a cup final on. The goalie got lobbed and he and my brother the CB ran back to clear, the goalie hooks it straight into my brothers chest... cup gone.
@3:06 Tear down that defensive wall Mr...
I have a Brazilian George Lucas in my Bournemouth save.
I've lived that exact same feeling as the guy with le Havre, but for winning the league, and not only the rival got its score but in the same minute we lost our match. Worst thing? IRL situation, Camp Nou vs. local rivals espanyol, la Liga 2006/07, me in the stadium and after the whole match in tension not willing to celebrate anything, one minute before i already gave in and started celebrating. Worst sports night of my entire night. Oh! Btw, the rivals who finally won the league was of course Real Madrid. It is yet called "Tamudazo" in honor to espanyol captain Raúl Tamudo, who f*cked the sh*t out of us.
i just think the most impressive thing about any of these clips is that Matt Hedges…Matt Hedges scored a backwards rabona chip
Didn't manage to record it as I was trying not to cry but lost a penalty shootout as Peterborough United to reach the final of the carabao cup. Burnley striker shot straight at my keeper, he pushed it away, it hit the post and my keeper ran over to the ball and accidentally kicked it in. Haven't had the nerve to turn my laptop back on since.
Just looking at the tactics for that guy that shipped 6 goals to Bayern had SO many conflicting and just mad tactics that lost him that game.
Zealand, I'm disappointed you missed the opportunity to ask if Mikhail Gorbachev is a left winger who's retraining to operate more centrally. You're a history major and a funny bloke.
Cold war banter.
I once had all 6 of my left back options unavailable for a game before
Some funny clips slapped my potatoes
In FM2021 and others, I found watching the games in Classic 2D fixed all the stupid 3D animation related behaviours that constantly caused goal scoring opportunities for the other team against me.
Like I'd be pulling my hair out because the guy couldn't just turn around and run back, or miss his interception due to funky animation transition.
2D Classic fixed all of that (I mean it's always been the superior way, let's be honest).
I wonder if FM22 is any better in that regard.
I assume not... based on these clips.
I had one time, 4 goals refused in the 1st half because of the same player. The same player scored 5 goals during the next game after I slammed the refs in the medias.
Zealand thanks for that tactic, I made European Football with Portimonense in Portugal
Lollujo "won" the German league and got the trophy presentation animation but came second because of a goal scored late by the winners Bayern.
I know it’s probably been said before but that “40 yard header” is waffle. It’s _maybe_ scraping 30 yards, but even then it’s a stretch
i promise you i’ve seen the best goal in fm without a shadow of a doubt Zealand
Martin Palermo once scored a 40 yard header against Velez I believe!
Taking a backhander is taking a bride
editor's note: the chinese language did not go bankrupt
Probably lob the keeper, round the keeper and does trick will generate more of the last one. how about we make all the attacking players with that traits ? maybe we will play like Harlem Globetrotters. Vision and Creativity will be crucial for this. Can be a great niche for a new save
Your editor is brilliant🤣
Ryan Hedges at the end, definitely seen him do that it in real life 👀
FM22 is just the AI trolling you when you are down
9:33 tell me you started watching football in 2015 without telling me you started watching football in 2015😅
match against middle of the table team, their keeper made 22 saves, world record IRL is ~16
I had given injection to VVD for champions league final, we take it to extra time and i he proceeds to pull up in the 120+1 minute and Messi races through on goal for PSG and Allison gives away a penalty, he then saves it but i lose on penalties 6-5. PAIN
I had one a screen in which 37-Years old Aguero moved to Norwich and the media called him a big failure lol
How dare you not remember Pires?? xD
I had a similar game, lost one game the whole season in my Wrexham save to Chelsea. They went down to 10 .... then I had no idea what happened, lost 2-6.
Not got a screenshot, but FM07 I needed to win against Mansfield and Blackpool to drop points against runaway winners Birmingham to get automatic promotion to the Championship. 3-0 to Birmingham at half time in the other game. I scored in the 68th minute. Missed another 3 sitters as Birmingham proceeded to hammer Blackpool 9-0. 2 minutes of injury time in my game. 91:58 Mansfield make it 1-1. Classic Grimsby.
Somehow these clips make me want to play the game more lmao
Man city signed Haland during the summer between my first and second season with Blackpool. I'm now in season 6 and I've just given up against them. I can beat 18 teams in the league on a good day, but I'm lucky to get a shot on target against city and I'm safely a Europa league team now
pickle is home grown... made my day
Well orji isn't really pronounced like that in Nigeria
Hey Z, hope you get to read this since I didn't find anyhthing on this topic.
The question is: when and how do players become wonderkids? I started at a new club, scouted, acquired young talent. Some really good ones but no wonders. Now that those young guns have been with me for about two years, I found that two of them are now labelled as wonderkids but they definitely haven't before. You, or anyone else in the comment section have anything on this? Greetings from Germany
It’s a media description based on how good they are and their age. That’s all it is.
The second own goal was in the replies :'( But nice to be included :)
That 40 yard header😂😂😂
Phung the hung ... Class.
Hey Zealand, can you explain how two-footed players fare in the game for different roles? are they worthy to have for positions like CM or CD? does it affect tackling? I know two-footedness eat player's CA so is it worth to have a two footed player in roles other than the obvious inverted winger/forward/WB?!
Chipping the keeper is the most annoying thing in the game for me! They ALWAYS go over bar!
1:17
This has happened to me in reverse.
I was playing as Pas Giannena in the Greek Super League. I was winning against Olympiakos and they scored a last minute goal for the draw.
My only chance to win the League was Panathinaikos(who I was the manager 5 years before, I left them after I won 3 Champions League titles with them and made them into a well established team) to lose against Apollon.
I think we had the same points but Panathinaikos destroyed me in one of the head to head games so they were above me.
After Olympikos scored, I saw red card for Apollon and penalty scored for Panathinaikos.
Disappointed I left the game against Olympiakos without end game speech.
It turns out Apollon scored two goals in 92th and 95th minute! Against all the odds, Pas Giannena became Greek Super League champion 2033-34!
This was before the Greek League was divided Champions and relegation groups. Panathinaikos had lost the Champions League final to an Italian team while Apollon was just safe from relegation.
I can only imagine if that happened in real life, a manager leaving the stadium like that and hearing in the radio that he won the League 😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂 Unbeliveble story mate congrats
The fact that I use my username as my manager name leads to some funny headlines as well as when reporters brand our style of play as Loserball.
You almost feel guilty laughing at some of these knowing the pain the managers went through when they occurred.
7:13
Funny thing, no, he was not, that own goal decided the game
I feel like I'm missing so much funny moments playing 2D classic now lul
haha my best regen in my recent save was called Jacob Pickles.
Zealand unless you get a trophy celebration don’t celebrate me knowing lollujo once got the league trophy celebration with Bayern only to go to the next screen and see he finished second.
Zealand you need to check out rupel boom in 3rd league of Belgium. It's an amateur club wanting to go to fullpro and the culture is buying Spanish league players. Which makes it super hard
about mancity signing haaland, for some reason if i pull back both defensive and offensive line to really low, mancity seems to have fair bit of trouble. It's always mancity that has problems against this nomatter who they sign.
I had one in FM20 when it came up in the other game I was watching (can't remember who it was) that it was 1-1 FT when I was in the match screen. So I hit Continue thinking I had got promotion, when it came out of the match and into the home screen it gave one of the teams in the other game a goal in 90+6 that didn't show when I was in the game. I was raging.
Awsome shirt mate in this video! 😍 A.S Roma ❤️🧡
I made it into a Zealand video! Are you proud of me now, Mum?
I feel genuinely sorry for the guy managing Dortmund.. No matter how dominant I make my Dortmund team they always have shakey games against Bayern. It's like the rivalry is hard coded in their favour and you really have to scumbag the match engine to be consistent against them lmao
It doesn't help if you give Bayern's right sided players some free real estate to play in though, haha.
@@joaopires1761 To be fair, given that Cucurella has literally never played a good game vs Bayern for me and they play Victor Osimhen off the right, that's about my experience lmao
Islamovic. Classic. 8:41
Gorbachev gonna betray him one day
Martin Palermo once scored from a 43 yard header. It was with Boca Juniors in a match vs Velez Sarsfield on 2009. I don't know if it's a world record but i haven't any header goal from further. Anyone who hasn't seen that goal should look it up
Had a Nigerian before called ‘Thankgod Friday”… didn’t make the cut.