INT. THE KRUSTY KRAB - DAY Mr. Krabs is feeling particularly nostalgic, and as the Bikini Bottom residents enjoy their Krabby Patties, he gathers the staff for a story. MR. KRABS: (gleaming eyes) Arr, gather 'round, me hearties! I'm gonna tell ye the tale of me days as a Provo in the Irish rebellion. SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and even Plankton gather around, intrigued. SPONGEBOB: (giggling) Is this another one of your fantastical tales, Mr. Krabs? MR. KRABS: (nodding) Aye, it be true, SpongeBob. Back in the day, I was a freedom-fighting crab in the Irish struggle for independence. CUT TO: FLASHBACK - BIKINI BOTTOM, 1970s A younger Mr. Krabs, wearing a revolutionary beret, leads a group of sea creatures against an oppressive regime symbolized by the Chum Bucket. MR. KRABS (V.O.): ♫ We rose up against the tyranny, ♫ ♫ Fought for freedom, bold and free. ♫ ♫ The Krabby Patties became our call, ♫ ♫ A taste of liberty for one and all. ♫ The revolution is depicted through a series of amusing underwater battles, with Krabby Patties as the weapon of choice. CUT BACK TO: INT. THE KRUSTY KRAB - PRESENT DAY The gang, wide-eyed, listens to Mr. Krabs' thrilling tale. SQUIDWARD: (sarcastic) Ah, yes, the great Krabby Rebellion. How did you manage to defeat the oppressive regime, Mr. Krabs? MR. KRABS: (smiling) With the power of delicious Krabby Patties, Squidward. We won hearts and stomachs, we did. Suddenly, Plankton, who had been eavesdropping, gets an idea. PLANKTON: (evil grin) Krabby Patties as a revolutionary tool, eh? Time to take some notes. As Plankton scurries away, the gang shares a knowing look, realizing that even Mr. Krabs' rebellious past can't escape the influence of the Krabby Patty. FADE OUT. EXT. CHUM BUCKET - LATER Plankton, fueled by the inspiration from Mr. Krabs' story, hatches an evil plan to use Krabby Patties for his own revolutionary agenda. He sets up a secret lab inside the Chum Bucket, working on a new and devious formula. PLANKTON: (evil laughter) With my enhanced Chum Patties, I'll create chaos and rebellion in Bikini Bottom. The Krabby Patties won't stand a chance! CUT TO: INT. THE KRUSTY KRAB - DAY Bikini Bottom residents continue to enjoy their Krabby Patties as usual. Mr. Krabs, oblivious to Plankton's scheming, counts his money with contentment. MR. KRABS: (cheerful) Business is booming, me hearties! Keep those patties flippin'. Meanwhile, Plankton sends out his Chum Patties to the unsuspecting citizens, distributing them under the guise of a "new and improved" Krabby Patty. CUT TO: BIKINI BOTTOM - VARIOUS LOCATIONS - LATER Bikini Bottom residents excitedly taste Plankton's Chum Patties. Unbeknownst to them, Plankton's formula activates, influencing their behavior. CITIZEN #1: (excited) These Chum Patties are amazing! Let's demand more flavors! CITIZEN #2: (agitated) Down with the Krabby Patties! We want Chum! The citizens, now under the influence of Plankton's Chum Patties, gather with signs, chanting for a Chum Revolution. CUT TO: INT. THE KRUSTY KRAB - CONTINUOUS The gang, including Mr. Krabs, watches in disbelief as the citizens protest outside the Krusty Krab. SPONGEBOB: (concerned) What's happening, Mr. Krabs? Why are they protesting? MR. KRABS: (realizing) This smells fishy. Literally. Plankton must be behind this! CUT TO: EXT. CHUM BUCKET - MOMENTS LATER The gang, determined to uncover Plankton's plan, sneaks into the Chum Bucket, ready to put a stop to the Chum Revolution. FADE OUT. INT. CHUM BUCKET - SECRET LAB - CONTINUOUS As Plankton's laughter echoes through the lab, Mr. Krabs, seething with anger, reveals a hidden compartment beneath his shell, unveiling a modified AR-18 specifically designed for underwater use. MR. KRABS: (grinning) It's time to show Plankton the true power of me little armalite! The gang, surprised by Mr. Krabs' unorthodox choice, watches as he takes aim at Plankton's Chum Patties production machinery. MR. KRABS (CONT'D): (arrrmed and dangerous) Let's give 'em a taste of the Krabby Revolution! CUT TO: INT. CHUM BUCKET - SECRET LAB - LATER While SpongeBob distracts Plankton with his singing and dancing, Mr. Krabs stealthily approaches the Chum Patties production line, his little armalite ready for action. SPONGEBOB: (singing loudly) Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Plankton, distracted by SpongeBob's antics, fails to notice Mr. Krabs' sabotage until it's too late. PLANKTON: (panicking) What's happening to my Chum Revolution? The gang, seizing the opportunity, pours the secret Krabby Patty formula into the Chum mixture. MR. KRABS: (smirking) Time to take back Bikini Bottom, one Krabby Patty at a time with me little armalite! CUT TO: EXT. BIKINI BOTTOM - CHUM REVOLUTION SITE - LATER As the citizens taste the unexpected blend of Krabby Patty goodness, their revolt against Plankton intensifies. MR. KRABS: (holding his little armalite triumphantly) Nothing beats the taste of a Krabby Patty and the power of me little armalite! The citizens, now fully united in their love for Krabby Patties, turn against Plankton, who watches in defeat. PLANKTON: (frustrated) This can't be! They were supposed to revolt against Krabby Patties! The gang, armed with both Krabby Patties and the unexpected power of Mr. Krabs' little armalite, stands proudly outside the Chum Bucket as the citizens, holding their beloved Krabby Patties, disperse with smiles on their faces. FADE OUT.
When it's tax season in Bikkini Bottom, and the IRS gets too close to the Krusty Krab.
It’s canon since they said in the “Krusty Krab Training Video” episode that Krabs was in a war.
I vote yae for this to be canon! 💯
Mr. Krabs, leader of the BBRA
No idea what happened to the original homie, thanks for a quality remake
INT. THE KRUSTY KRAB - DAY
Mr. Krabs is feeling particularly nostalgic, and as the Bikini Bottom residents enjoy their Krabby Patties, he gathers the staff for a story.
MR. KRABS:
(gleaming eyes)
Arr, gather 'round, me hearties! I'm gonna tell ye the tale of me days as a Provo in the Irish rebellion.
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and even Plankton gather around, intrigued.
SPONGEBOB:
(giggling)
Is this another one of your fantastical tales, Mr. Krabs?
MR. KRABS:
(nodding)
Aye, it be true, SpongeBob. Back in the day, I was a freedom-fighting crab in the Irish struggle for independence.
CUT TO:
FLASHBACK - BIKINI BOTTOM, 1970s
A younger Mr. Krabs, wearing a revolutionary beret, leads a group of sea creatures against an oppressive regime symbolized by the Chum Bucket.
MR. KRABS (V.O.):
♫ We rose up against the tyranny, ♫
♫ Fought for freedom, bold and free. ♫
♫ The Krabby Patties became our call, ♫
♫ A taste of liberty for one and all. ♫
The revolution is depicted through a series of amusing underwater battles, with Krabby Patties as the weapon of choice.
CUT BACK TO:
INT. THE KRUSTY KRAB - PRESENT DAY
The gang, wide-eyed, listens to Mr. Krabs' thrilling tale.
SQUIDWARD:
(sarcastic)
Ah, yes, the great Krabby Rebellion. How did you manage to defeat the oppressive regime, Mr. Krabs?
MR. KRABS:
(smiling)
With the power of delicious Krabby Patties, Squidward. We won hearts and stomachs, we did.
Suddenly, Plankton, who had been eavesdropping, gets an idea.
PLANKTON:
(evil grin)
Krabby Patties as a revolutionary tool, eh? Time to take some notes.
As Plankton scurries away, the gang shares a knowing look, realizing that even Mr. Krabs' rebellious past can't escape the influence of the Krabby Patty.
FADE OUT.
EXT. CHUM BUCKET - LATER
Plankton, fueled by the inspiration from Mr. Krabs' story, hatches an evil plan to use Krabby Patties for his own revolutionary agenda. He sets up a secret lab inside the Chum Bucket, working on a new and devious formula.
PLANKTON:
(evil laughter)
With my enhanced Chum Patties, I'll create chaos and rebellion in Bikini Bottom. The Krabby Patties won't stand a chance!
CUT TO:
INT. THE KRUSTY KRAB - DAY
Bikini Bottom residents continue to enjoy their Krabby Patties as usual. Mr. Krabs, oblivious to Plankton's scheming, counts his money with contentment.
MR. KRABS:
(cheerful)
Business is booming, me hearties! Keep those patties flippin'.
Meanwhile, Plankton sends out his Chum Patties to the unsuspecting citizens, distributing them under the guise of a "new and improved" Krabby Patty.
CUT TO:
BIKINI BOTTOM - VARIOUS LOCATIONS - LATER
Bikini Bottom residents excitedly taste Plankton's Chum Patties. Unbeknownst to them, Plankton's formula activates, influencing their behavior.
CITIZEN #1:
(excited)
These Chum Patties are amazing! Let's demand more flavors!
CITIZEN #2:
(agitated)
Down with the Krabby Patties! We want Chum!
The citizens, now under the influence of Plankton's Chum Patties, gather with signs, chanting for a Chum Revolution.
CUT TO:
INT. THE KRUSTY KRAB - CONTINUOUS
The gang, including Mr. Krabs, watches in disbelief as the citizens protest outside the Krusty Krab.
SPONGEBOB:
(concerned)
What's happening, Mr. Krabs? Why are they protesting?
MR. KRABS:
(realizing)
This smells fishy. Literally. Plankton must be behind this!
CUT TO:
EXT. CHUM BUCKET - MOMENTS LATER
The gang, determined to uncover Plankton's plan, sneaks into the Chum Bucket, ready to put a stop to the Chum Revolution.
FADE OUT.
INT. CHUM BUCKET - SECRET LAB - CONTINUOUS
As Plankton's laughter echoes through the lab, Mr. Krabs, seething with anger, reveals a hidden compartment beneath his shell, unveiling a modified AR-18 specifically designed for underwater use.
MR. KRABS:
(grinning)
It's time to show Plankton the true power of me little armalite!
The gang, surprised by Mr. Krabs' unorthodox choice, watches as he takes aim at Plankton's Chum Patties production machinery.
MR. KRABS (CONT'D):
(arrrmed and dangerous)
Let's give 'em a taste of the Krabby Revolution!
CUT TO:
INT. CHUM BUCKET - SECRET LAB - LATER
While SpongeBob distracts Plankton with his singing and dancing, Mr. Krabs stealthily approaches the Chum Patties production line, his little armalite ready for action.
SPONGEBOB:
(singing loudly)
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Plankton, distracted by SpongeBob's antics, fails to notice Mr. Krabs' sabotage until it's too late.
PLANKTON:
(panicking)
What's happening to my Chum Revolution?
The gang, seizing the opportunity, pours the secret Krabby Patty formula into the Chum mixture.
MR. KRABS:
(smirking)
Time to take back Bikini Bottom, one Krabby Patty at a time with me little armalite!
CUT TO:
EXT. BIKINI BOTTOM - CHUM REVOLUTION SITE - LATER
As the citizens taste the unexpected blend of Krabby Patty goodness, their revolt against Plankton intensifies.
MR. KRABS:
(holding his little armalite triumphantly)
Nothing beats the taste of a Krabby Patty and the power of me little armalite!
The citizens, now fully united in their love for Krabby Patties, turn against Plankton, who watches in defeat.
PLANKTON:
(frustrated)
This can't be! They were supposed to revolt against Krabby Patties!
The gang, armed with both Krabby Patties and the unexpected power of Mr. Krabs' little armalite, stands proudly outside the Chum Bucket as the citizens, holding their beloved Krabby Patties, disperse with smiles on their faces.
FADE OUT.
I won't get that time back, thanks!
Nice
This is one of those memes I wish my friends would understand but they never will.
2024
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