Plot twist twist: slazo has multiple personalities which consist of him, damien, and zach and also has the ability to change voices Edit:thanks alot for the likes..2 more and we get the ulti number
@@visser36 Ngl that's pretty big-brain, making Tenille think he's in control. If you're a self-sufficient stand, I'm sure you can get revenge on your terrible user.
There are houses in places that have a high snowfall that have a second story door that opens out onto nothing just line the house at 6:29 so people can leave the house when then snow gets up to the second story. It's a feature, not a bug
The small door is probably the door to the racquetball court because in that room the ball goes crazy. I was watching these two Professionals in the window and the ball came right smack into the window at a hundred miles an hour, how that glass didn't break is beyond me
@@allbigtimes6391 if your own phone, click the top right corner and click on "manage account" and go vertical mode, not horizontal, then click your icon above your name and press "set image"
I got this notification just now and clicked on it and When I saw there was already one dislike which means the person is subscribed to Emkay *disappointed*
I used to live near that minigolf course at 3:28, it is called Goofy Golf (if you want to know it is in a city near Destin, Fl) and throughout the whole place there are weird statues. My parents said it used to be so much better, but the current owner just doesn't do much anymore. It is still mostly functional and is a cheap alternative to the other minigolf courses nearby, but it is still sad to see how bad it has gotten over the years. Besides that, it was still so exhilarating to be able to immediately recognize that weird T-rex and to see northwest Florida recognized by not just Destin or Pensacola!
my dudes, that caterpillar slide is from the columbus zoo! whats worse is that it's not only in a kids play area, but it's also near the food court which means somtimes it stares at you when you're eating!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that about the Frozen 2 design. That design is used on cereal, fruit snacks, mac and cheese, and everything else branded with Frozen 2
0:28 yall remember when thss as t dude asked Peter Griffin "hey baby, do those legs go all the way up?" peter:opeing his clothes to reveal nothing but legs "why yes, they do!" lmao IM DEAD 🤣🤣
My house had that window, alwayts dreamt there was some secret room down there :> But of course it didn't it was jsut a old window before the basement got renovated.
I believe that a majority of the buildings with doors on the second floor (especially houses) was because they raised up the first floor and then built a floor underneath, this is a technique used by houses to get around paying very high taxes and for restaurants so that they can be closer to the sidewalks.
I have that Chewbacca mug too! I got it to give at a white elephant gift exchange at a Christmas party. When the friend who picked it opened it, I laughed so dang hard because duh, it's hilarious. A few days later, that friend gave me a present...and it was the mug! 😂 She said "Well I saw how you liked it so much, so you can have it!" And then I told her this story and we both had a good laugh 😂
@10:20 Yep. That's a thin all rubber keyboard. I always thought that they were cool at first, but then I realized how much they sucked. I press down on 1 key, and it presses the keys around it too, and sometimes the key doesn't even work.
For a second I thought my desktop was just starting to develop strange problems again, but then I realized it's just very, VERY difficult to notice audio crackle in the intro music. I'm even more proud of these headphones than I expected to be.
That slide is a monarch butterfly caterpillar at the Calgary zoo. There's also a snake slide in the same playground but they had to remove the teeny, weeny, little fang nubbins on it because kids were still amazingly stupid and bonked their heads on it.
My guess is that BES and T stands for some concepts or themes, like Leadership or Respect. So then in each area or the school, like the hallways, bathrooms, cafeteria, etc, you have an expectations list that can say “be your best” and in each category there are different rules. They just forgot that no one is going to remember what BEST stands for. I say that because our school bought into PBIS, Positive Behavior Intervention and Support (I think), and that’s how they have you go about teaching expectations, to kind of establish a school culture with the themes you pick. I think ours was Be Caring, Be Respectful, and Be A Leader, and then Be Your Best was an overarching theme.
Mcdonalds employee here dropping my 2 cents. The reason we were handing out those furby abominations is because for our 40th anniversary we had replicas of toys from the past, one of which being a furby
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what a menacing quote
understandable have a nice day
Bro did ya had a stroke or something?
me when i eat taco:
Don’t worry we’re here for you
I cant be the only one who tries to guess if its Damien or Zach before they say "my name is..."
Me too. I'm starting to get a little better. The first time he was on I just thought that Damian had a cold or something
The trick to know is that Zack or Zack's mic is quieter
they sound the literal exact same
@@hannahhauschild8618 i think damien is trying to work on us that his editor is also narrator when actually its always damien
I do it
Plot twist: Damien and Zach are the same person
Plot twist twist: slazo has multiple personalities which consist of him, damien, and zach and also has the ability to change voices
Edit:thanks alot for the likes..2 more and we get the ulti number
L14M _Gaming but pewdiepie controls them all
K'thulhu but Zach doesn’t laugh at everything
nope, zach took over damiens body
Chicken 4 War like damien did to slazo..
"Random man with his arm out" We truly have achieved communism now.
lenin? don't know her 💅
Thanks vlad
@@Hababa2 very cool
@@thcfck6870 now Damian must answer to the sir * Food be Gone*
@@EmKay hi I'm your biggest fan 😁😁😁😁 I'm 10 on my pa's iPad
3:17
That’s not Eminem... that’s his cousin Skittle
No, he’s Eninen!
Get out!
Lukas Patrickson *get out*
it’s actually mgk
Its smarties (british ones).
Me : *watching emkay for the first time in a while*
Zach : My name is zach
Me : *confused applauding*
9:32 That, COMRADE, is how you end in a gulag. Dont be like Zach, know your Lenin.
*OUR GLORIOUS LEADER*
SHREK
**USSR anthem intensifies**
Time for gulag!
I had to stop to say the same thing. It is one of the more easily recognizable statues even for someone who doesn't know history.
I just read the comments to check if someone else besides me knew that random guy
The stairs didn't lead anywhere because that was the SPAWNPOINT
Nah its a portal spots
@210 Vodka the wall...I-it was all an illusion!!!
Oh shit, ma boi Baptiste
@@nadoka3651 wazzzzup
My job is basically getting internet clout so
r/outside
How to tell if its zach or damien
Zach: hardly breathes
Damien: wheezes out all the air in the world
4:01 Zack: WHEEZE
@@awesomeyoutuber173 the wheeze is not like damien's, damien's wheeze is supior.
Is there funny commentary? If yes then Damien.... that is the difference
Damien says wiener, Zach says ding dong
@@Testiculitis I have no idea if your being negative but I dont wanna start something I just made a comment okay?
Pikachu is becoming Voldemort, he's losing his nose.
Voldechu!
Your voice sounds half like Damien's but half not like Damien's.
Damien + Damien x Damien / Damien = Zach
Mek ya mind up
Yes
Zach: *Exists*
Every Emkay fan: DAMIEN?!?!
UWU ID NEVER MISTAKE ZACH DADDY OWO
@@uwudaddy9483 what. The. Fuck?
@@uwudaddy9483 Delete your account. NOW.
UWU Daddy kILL IT WITH FIRE-
@@uwudaddy9483 WTF
4:36 "Ah yes, my favourite nutrition facts."
*V* *O* *I* *D*
Ingredients: A N T I M A T T E R
You called?
Void hey how you doing
Who doesn't
Who tf has a favorute nutrition fact?
“Did no one saw this”
-Zack 2019
6:32
I was hoping somebody would pointed out
“Random man with his arm out” that’s Lenin....
To be fair I didnt know who that was either
Damn, I know sentient stands exist, but you didn't look all that sentient when you were fighting Jotaro.
Lation
I just act like I’m not sentient. The imposter Captain Tennille doesn’t know I have a TH-cam channel.
@@visser36 Ngl that's pretty big-brain, making Tenille think he's in control. If you're a self-sufficient stand, I'm sure you can get revenge on your terrible user.
Well obviously he is saluting comrade shrek for his toppling of the monarchy of farquaad.
9:32 Random man is Vladimir Lenin.
"Hi Lenin"
-SovietWomble
Daniel Lopez Zach should know this
No his name is a random man with his arms out
duh
Lenin was just some random man.
9:33 "Random Man with his arm out"
and some Communist Revolutionary ideas
There are houses in places that have a high snowfall that have a second story door that opens out onto nothing just line the house at 6:29 so people can leave the house when then snow gets up to the second story. It's a feature, not a bug
oooooohhhhhhhhh interesting
@@EmKay plus, you can film your own live action looney toon door opening onto nothing scene from your own home. Lol
Aka Canada, my home?
9:00 Did anyone else's screen start glitching, or was it just me? Was it the video?
It happened to me too but it's just the video
Why would he put that in there?
What do you mean?
Why is it in the video
@@reafelreafel8690 I think it was just corrupted footage
"Random man with his arm out? " Sweetheart that's our boi, Lenin.
Zach sounds like a sports commentator "you hate to see it"
Is it zach or Damien today?
K-H Gaming Grizzy
3:08 thats a catipiler from the zoo and my kids are terrified to go in it.
i don't blame them
EmKay me to
I’ve been on that slide, that’s at the Columbus zoo. Still stands there to this day haunting all who pass by.
4:30
Everyone’s favourite countries:
Europe
USA
Japan
Korea
Exotic
I like how everyone just glanced over them saying Europe is a country
Butters
Ah yes I'm quite the exotic fella
Where is Australia
My favorite is Japan
6:30 it looks like they didn’t want to pay a designer for a two-story house plan, so they decided to stack 2 houses they already had the plans for
1:15 Jaden: im scared of loud Flushing toilets
Door: hue
Jaiden*
Fixed your spelling
9:34 I’m pretty sure that’s Vladimir Lenin with Shrek
Yep, that definitely looks like Lenin, I never knew he was a fan. :)
There isn't a more iconic duo in Russia.
yes everybody in russia knows the story of Lenin, Shrek and donkey riding into battle to free the proletariat from Bourgeoisie
The soviet onion and its layers and layers of propaganda.
10:20 That is an flexible waterproof keyboard. Can even roll it up if you want.
The crappy design is the Shift shift keys.
The small door is probably the door to the racquetball court because in that room the ball goes crazy. I was watching these two Professionals in the window and the ball came right smack into the window at a hundred miles an hour, how that glass didn't break is beyond me
1:57 "you gotta pay extra to feel the braile" I died!
"CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE!!!"
operator: "which orange? Rain, Thunderstorm.."
Reportee: "TORNADO"
I hope they fixed that
TH-cam: Exists
Also TH-cam: r/crappydesign
Nice profile pic girl
@@allbigtimes6391 what device are u on?
*r/assholedesign
@@allbigtimes6391 then sorry bud, your a lost cost
@@allbigtimes6391 if your own phone, click the top right corner and click on "manage account" and go vertical mode, not horizontal, then click your icon above your name and press "set image"
Damien sounds a bit off today, his beautiful laugh is gone
Zack is pretty good too
@@KolliOde He is, I was just making a joke
@@ciderxera4963 ikr
@@KolliOde r/woooosh
@@thecringelord5525 what woosh is in this stupid kiddo
I got this notification just now and clicked on it and
When I saw there was already one dislike which means the person is subscribed to Emkay
*disappointed*
You are bad guy
But this does not meant you are good guy
8:59 [The video has been glitched]
i saw that to
Thank god im.not the only one who saw this
i thought my computer broke
I thought my phone had broke because I had just got water on it.
Me too
I watched this, fell asleep for like 5 minutes, and had a nightmare about Donkey. Oh lord.
“Thats cool but maybe don’t”
-Zach 2019
Girls: Why aren't they noticing our signs?
Their signs: *These are confusing signs*
Edit: Thanks For All The Likes!
DraxTDS pour signs
😂
Their sighns:*this video*
I've actually driven by the place where the goofy golf thing with the dinosaur is and gone there lol
You sir, missed a perfectly good opportunity to make a half time joke with that clock...
9:30 "Random man with his arm out" is Russian revolutionary Vladimir Lenin.
"furbies aren't even relevant anymore" someone hasn't been up with the long furby trend...
Zach speaks like an exaggerated Captain Kirk when he is confused.
I used to live near that minigolf course at 3:28, it is called Goofy Golf (if you want to know it is in a city near Destin, Fl) and throughout the whole place there are weird statues. My parents said it used to be so much better, but the current owner just doesn't do much anymore. It is still mostly functional and is a cheap alternative to the other minigolf courses nearby, but it is still sad to see how bad it has gotten over the years. Besides that, it was still so exhilarating to be able to immediately recognize that weird T-rex and to see northwest Florida recognized by not just Destin or Pensacola!
my dudes, that caterpillar slide is from the columbus zoo! whats worse is that it's not only in a kids play area, but it's also near the food court which means somtimes it stares at you when you're eating!
Johnny Pretzle Stand Master my son figured out why nobody slides down it. Also kids like to climb up it and hide/block it.
“Did anyone saw this ?”
-Zack
Pikachu's feeling a little down cause half his boys have been cut.
Yea
Zach has such a lovely voice UwU
_what_
5:31 you are correct it’s not real. It is in fact a loony toons style painted on doorway, hence the paint bucket and brush
3:15 OMG THAT'S FROM THE COLUMBUS ZOO! I'VE BEEN ON THAT SLIDE!!!! I WAS SCARED OF IT FOR YEEEAAARS!
SAMEE
10:38 omg I go to that station all the time 😂😂😂
Ray-Ray Rambles Hello
0:35 DO THEM LEGS GO ALL THE WAY UP
Zach is great but we need Damien . WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM
He is Damien Zach is Damien is Zach Damien?
He is probably Damien right Zach is Damien ?
Damien's still here??????????
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that about the Frozen 2 design. That design is used on cereal, fruit snacks, mac and cheese, and everything else branded with Frozen 2
5:41 just looks like a perspective trick. The paint can is pretty regularly proportioned to the door and you can see entire tables in the background
8:01, more like an r/bonappletea
I always understand “My name is egg” and I can’t help it
Wait what??? I'm hearing impaired and obviously can't lipread so I assumed he was saying egg. What is it then if it's not egg?
He’s saying Zach not egg
0:45 Update: Furby was added to my collection, naming him Gerald
6:45 fun fact, this picture coulda possibly been taken from an old building in England back when window tax was still a thing
0:28 yall remember when thss as t dude asked Peter Griffin
"hey baby, do those legs go all the way up?"
peter:opeing his clothes to reveal nothing but legs "why yes, they do!"
lmao IM DEAD 🤣🤣
My house had that window, alwayts dreamt there was some secret room down there :> But of course it didn't it was jsut a old window before the basement got renovated.
:(
How’s it going everyone, welcome back to emkay, my name is Zach and I-
*closes video*
More info about Zach: he lives in a house
I believe that a majority of the buildings with doors on the second floor (especially houses) was because they raised up the first floor and then built a floor underneath, this is a technique used by houses to get around paying very high taxes and for restaurants so that they can be closer to the sidewalks.
Bruh why it feel like Damien and Zach the only one who laugh at they own jokes and it turns out to be funny. I can’t be the only one who thinks that.
“Ya gotta Cross the streams”
-𝖅𝖆𝖈𝖍
0:01 it's says Hell-*oon*
5:19 i dont think thats a crappy design its Just that the door on the bus is open and thats why Elsa looks weird
Pavel Minařík well the fact that if you open the door and that happens is the crappy design
Pavel Minařík yeah that‘s the point. Elsa is Printed onto the door. That‘s just why it‘s stupid
Pavel Minařík that’s why it’s a crappy design
Exactly, it being printed on the bus door is crappy design in itself.
@@connorr2844 if the person took the photo with the bus door closed the thing would not be on this subreddit, but yeah you are right.
I have that Chewbacca mug too!
I got it to give at a white elephant gift exchange at a Christmas party. When the friend who picked it opened it, I laughed so dang hard because duh, it's hilarious.
A few days later, that friend gave me a present...and it was the mug! 😂 She said "Well I saw how you liked it so much, so you can have it!" And then I told her this story and we both had a good laugh 😂
@10:20 Yep. That's a thin all rubber keyboard. I always thought that they were cool at first, but then I realized how much they sucked. I press down on 1 key, and it presses the keys around it too, and sometimes the key doesn't even work.
8:41
Is that Jojo Siwa??!
Hold on lemme check before I flush
So does anyone know why Damien doesn't do the channel as often? Zach has been great, just really want to know why??
Because it's a tiresome job to do,on this channel and the other one. He gets some rest from time to time:)))
I think he also does several video recordings at one time as well.
You’d get pretty exhausted too if you were making these videos almost daily for a few straight months alone. It’s good to have help.
speedstick89 that and he does geezee
@@nsxzlaz8569 ight
the face be like: E
F
At 1:15 this is just a regular school bathroom.
11:14 Why do you think I'm going to to the bathroom in the first place? That's actually 200 IQ plays
12:00
No one jojo fans: behold my stando power ZA HANDZO
"was this is the plans, so did no one *saw* this"
get your grammar right.
"Dit no one saw this?"
Spaach 100
Alphasun - Speech
@@adamwest8711 oh god thanks
Im not very speech myself
Alphasun - you coulda facepunched the keyboard and you would still be better than that guy. Take heart!
3:27 that dino is just vibin' my guy
10:20 EmKay, The rubber keyboard is normal, the 2 shift buttons next to each other are not.
"There are no accidents"
Damiens the type of guy to cancel a doctors appointment because he's sick
“I grow super tall! That’s cool but maybe don’t.”
Emkay 2019
For a second I thought my desktop was just starting to develop strange problems again, but then I realized it's just very, VERY difficult to notice audio crackle in the intro music.
I'm even more proud of these headphones than I expected to be.
that pubes looking lamp shade brings back childhood memories for me: we had beside lamps with a shade with that same pattern/texture/effect XD
That slide is a monarch butterfly caterpillar at the Calgary zoo. There's also a snake slide in the same playground but they had to remove the teeny, weeny, little fang nubbins on it because kids were still amazingly stupid and bonked their heads on it.
3:18 hands oily, feet exhausted, shoulders light, there's drool on my turtleneck already, grandmother's linguine
Emkay: WHO MAKES A DOOR THAT SMOL
me and all the other shorties for there age: am I a joke to u
When I heard that the video started with king dices theme , I knew this would be an amazing video :)
My guess is that BES and T stands for some concepts or themes, like Leadership or Respect. So then in each area or the school, like the hallways, bathrooms, cafeteria, etc, you have an expectations list that can say “be your best” and in each category there are different rules.
They just forgot that no one is going to remember what BEST stands for.
I say that because our school bought into PBIS, Positive Behavior Intervention and Support (I think), and that’s how they have you go about teaching expectations, to kind of establish a school culture with the themes you pick. I think ours was Be Caring, Be Respectful, and Be A Leader, and then Be Your Best was an overarching theme.
5:31 a pleb would see the door is small, an intellectual will say “WHY IS THE EXIT SIGN BLUE!!?!?”
10:30 Zach takes after Damien, they both miss the obvious 2 Shift keys.
I see that baby thing at the beginning, and I'm like "So that's how that small Keanu happened!"
6:47 Plot Twist: it’s actually a mirror for people outside but they didn’t know how to make a mirror
10:30 that's a roll up portable keyboard, I have one. It's pretty useful. It also works for slapping my friends with it.
*_RANDOM MAN?!?!?_*
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT OUR GLORIOUS LEADER, LENIN!
I randomly came across this guy and im so happy i did. Subscribed 10/10
Mcdonalds employee here dropping my 2 cents. The reason we were handing out those furby abominations is because for our 40th anniversary we had replicas of toys from the past, one of which being a furby
*Sees statue of Vladimir Lenin*
Mark: Hey check out that random guy in front of Shrek
Hahahaha ”hey.. gotta cross the streams man” GROOOOOOOSS 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The “rubber keys” on the computer is a silicon cover and is really easy to remove.
I had one that was all silicone and rollable. One of the worst feelings of all time to use it but its practically immortal.