Ranking Your PSYCHOTIC Tiktoks

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  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE  ปีที่แล้ว +3321

    💥 Download World of Tanks FOR FREE: tanks.ly/3Ksc8Yk 💥

    • @swisXD
      @swisXD ปีที่แล้ว +147

      When my dad beats me because he drank bud black:

    • @Manhunter-cq3ev
      @Manhunter-cq3ev ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bro same

    • @ryanakoo
      @ryanakoo ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @CiaosonoMemosoo
      @CiaosonoMemosoo ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "1 minute ago" i feel honoured

    • @ashdroidgamer3878
      @ashdroidgamer3878 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NEW UPLOAD!!!

  • @the_ethernet
    @the_ethernet ปีที่แล้ว +43577

    my favorite part of the "ranking your __ tiktoks" series is that schlatt never actually ranks the tiktoks

    • @shadow_rig
      @shadow_rig ปีที่แล้ว +1866

      Bro, I was just thinking that. It's just an amazing video of an amazing guy with an amazing laugh that is amazingly contagious.

    • @ashmellow78
      @ashmellow78 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      @Don't want to miss IT'S ALWAYS THE FUCKIN AIR FRYER POTATO WEDGES

    • @pirumlol
      @pirumlol ปีที่แล้ว +202

      or that he says he asked us to send the tiktoks

    • @user77897
      @user77897 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      2k likes with 4 replies :0

    • @rohansodhi3007
      @rohansodhi3007 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@ashmellow78 the other guy deleted his comment and now im REALLY curious on what the fuck he said to warrant this reaction

  • @jeepmega629
    @jeepmega629 ปีที่แล้ว +10025

    I love how Schlatt has been subjected to so many crazy videos that now when he notices one he immediately skips it.

    • @irecordwithaphone1856
      @irecordwithaphone1856 ปีที่แล้ว

      @МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 What really sucks is that you are also a bot

    • @f_ll_th__bl_nks__8816
      @f_ll_th__bl_nks__8816 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Schlibble

    • @elcareemojifome5562
      @elcareemojifome5562 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      This feels like being rickrolled so many times you can remember the link or just predict it.

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hes getting good

    • @FR0G_MAN
      @FR0G_MAN ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOOK ITS MY FAVORITE WHITE BOI 🫵

  • @evilnefariousalien
    @evilnefariousalien ปีที่แล้ว +14300

    cant wait to rewatch this video every 2 weeks until we get the next jschlatt ranking your tiktoks in a few months

    • @wolfiemix
      @wolfiemix ปีที่แล้ว +312

      I do that too! I rewatch all his tiktok videos several times waiting for a new one :')

    • @helplure
      @helplure ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I wonder what his next video is gonna be

    • @nickm2015
      @nickm2015 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      dude facts

    • @bethanyw6480
      @bethanyw6480 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i watch each one b4 i go to sleep - his gravelly voice is so soothing 😍😍

    • @RyanSoltani
      @RyanSoltani ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s a schedule at this point

  • @Toaster_Weevil
    @Toaster_Weevil 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +268

    1:20 dude just went through all five stages of grief in about three seconds

  • @chaninakosovske6567
    @chaninakosovske6567 ปีที่แล้ว +9770

    Petition to bring back chat for these videos, the dynamic is 1000x much funnier

    • @tkingawesome
      @tkingawesome ปีที่แล้ว +275

      These aren't livestreamed anymore

    • @KazBodnar
      @KazBodnar ปีที่แล้ว +235

      @@tkingawesome unfortunately, i loved the vods

    • @TheJadedDragonArts
      @TheJadedDragonArts ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@tkingawesome yeah, thats what the petition is for :P

    • @Dude_Bro_Onficial
      @Dude_Bro_Onficial ปีที่แล้ว +192

      ​@@tkingawesome probly because of all the meth tutorials

    • @wyntmoon
      @wyntmoon ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@Dude_Bro_Onficial if the videos are curated by a mod i don’t think they would slip in a couple bombmaking tutorials, must be for another reason

  • @Luxus.
    @Luxus. ปีที่แล้ว +4892

    This Schlatt guy seems like a really nice person. I sure do hope he wasn't involved in any unusual events in 1999.

    • @rhinuu045
      @rhinuu045 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A

    • @frankjimogletree6254
      @frankjimogletree6254 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah that sure would be awful

    • @meegaman2914
      @meegaman2914 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      2001*

    • @HaiTaiBai
      @HaiTaiBai ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I sure do wonder what jschlatt was doing on September 8th of 2022

    • @walter7005
      @walter7005 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well guess what...

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 ปีที่แล้ว +3771

    Respect for Scat for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job

    • @cmeoo
      @cmeoo ปีที่แล้ว +98

      PARDON WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?

    • @nezuko-chaaaan8623
      @nezuko-chaaaan8623 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      ahh yes scat

    • @giulioturina2772
      @giulioturina2772 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Man, I love Scat

    • @aiden341
      @aiden341 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I'm the Scatman
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      (I'm the Scatman)
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda
      Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Everybody stutters one way or the other
      So check out my message to you
      As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back
      If the Scatman can do it, so can you
      Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
      But doesn't ever stutter when he sings
      But what you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right now
      That the stutter and the scat is the same thing
      Yo, I'm the Scatman
      Where's the Scatman?
      I'm the Scatman
      Why should we be pleasin' any politician heathens
      Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
      The state of the condition insults my intuition
      And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood
      Everybody stutters one way or the other
      So check out my message to you
      As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back
      If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you
      I'm the Scatman
      Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda
      Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Everybody stutters one way or the other
      So check out my message to you
      As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back
      If the Scatman can do it, so can you
      I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat
      Well, I'm the professor, and all I can tell you is
      While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause
      Things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
      I'm the Scatman
      Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda
      Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      (Yo da dub dub) yeah, I'm the Scatman
      Where's the Scatman?
      I'm the Scatman, repeat after me
      It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
      I'm the Scatman, sing along with me
      It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
      Yeah, I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda
      I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda
      Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope (yeah, I'm the Scatman)
      Bop ba bodda bope (sing along with me)
      Be bop ba bodda bope (it's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody)

    • @lilbirb7106
      @lilbirb7106 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      then means "at that time" and than is used for comparison (that is what you statement is) please learn the difference i am tired of saying this

  • @AdkinsGamer
    @AdkinsGamer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

    Half of these memes i've already seen, I just watch Schlatt's reactions 'cause it's like showing a friend a funny video and them actually laughing or reacting to them.

  • @Gokus1fan
    @Gokus1fan ปีที่แล้ว +4364

    Big respect to shat for owning up to what he did in 99 instead of trying to keep it hidden

    • @zswordsart
      @zswordsart ปีที่แล้ว +102

      SHAT LMFAOOOO AJSHJSANJAAJ

    • @gojibrad
      @gojibrad ปีที่แล้ว +79

      shat is crazy 💀

    • @CorruptTypes
      @CorruptTypes ปีที่แล้ว +49

      huge respect to scat

    • @Branzananza
      @Branzananza ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Love shit for doing that, so proud of shit 🥰❤️

    • @Anzac1
      @Anzac1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      SHAT LMFAOOO

  • @surfwaxer
    @surfwaxer ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    I cannot wait to forget this channel exists until Schlatt uploads another TikTok reaction video again in a few months

  • @popculturedata
    @popculturedata ปีที่แล้ว +3345

    Luigi is just always spitting facts

    • @Jellyshark39
      @Jellyshark39 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fr

    • @SaurianBell
      @SaurianBell ปีที่แล้ว +94

      when Luigi said:
      "potonotunitanatunanasenatonacanaganghahlasenananasenatenanononolapetaitiniti"
      I felt that

    • @SaurianBell
      @SaurianBell ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 bot?

    • @depalodor
      @depalodor ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just bought more land in the metaverse

    • @Chicken-nugg
      @Chicken-nugg ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What was she on

  • @bo_fox
    @bo_fox 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    7:38 When robots arise to take over humans, that man is the first one they go after.

  • @noakimich120
    @noakimich120 ปีที่แล้ว +1264

    Schlatt: skips chess video at the start as he is not interested
    Also Schlatt about 6 minutes later: ah yes we got a nice little game of chess

    • @DOG_EATER_1887
      @DOG_EATER_1887 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The plane:

    • @cheddarsunchipsyes8144
      @cheddarsunchipsyes8144 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Bro did my boy Gotham dirty

    • @lexistcipher9017
      @lexistcipher9017 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nine times out of eleven, he skips them

    • @cardboard000
      @cardboard000 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he doesnt even skip them, he just does not upload the full ass stream

    • @slayrNebulous
      @slayrNebulous ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 bro that shut was so funny tho 💀💀

  • @dinomite72
    @dinomite72 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    I’m so happy that Shat was able to find a new adjective to describe these TikToks 🙏

    • @Kill0trocity
      @Kill0trocity ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Glad Slit is back for the TikToks

    • @catgod1433
      @catgod1433 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Absolutely love Scat rating Tik Toks

    • @RockyFoxxowo
      @RockyFoxxowo ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad slut is back making these tiktok videos

    • @FreakyGoober1
      @FreakyGoober1 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      truly love spilt rating Tik Toks

    • @lillkrull1161
      @lillkrull1161 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      it's amazing shlut is back with the Tik Toks

  • @t-hizzle2A
    @t-hizzle2A ปีที่แล้ว +1585

    Props to schloliosis for making another fantastic video!

    • @Jejejjeojewejedev
      @Jejejjeojewejedev ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@Teronaxben dover

    • @poison-LICKTHEPOISON
      @poison-LICKTHEPOISON ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@JejejjeojewejedevBen Dover and tou chmyass jr

    • @Jejejjeojewejedev
      @Jejejjeojewejedev ปีที่แล้ว

      @@poison-LICKTHEPOISON 13 minutes ago

    • @RevenantNeverDies
      @RevenantNeverDies ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@JejejjeojewejedevSir Rawd Hog M. Yass XXVI

    • @SERvantiey
      @SERvantiey ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SCHLOLIOSIS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Cub-gaming982
    @Cub-gaming982 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    It’s free jshlatt it’s free
    Don’t shame us for taking FREE THINGS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

    • @Cub-gaming982
      @Cub-gaming982 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      (Side note I’ve never stole thugs on the side of the road it’s a joke jshllat)

  • @nooneyouknow239
    @nooneyouknow239 ปีที่แล้ว +2947

    I love how unlike literally every TH-camr ever, schlatt acts like he hates his fans.

  • @michaelstiles6701
    @michaelstiles6701 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    This video actually saved me today. My mother has psychosis and is going through a mental breakdown tonight which is causing her to scream at me at the top of her lungs at 3 in the mourning.
    Your video is so loud its able to drown out her yammering.
    Thank you.

    • @ComplexGhost
      @ComplexGhost ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@daisyjoy242
      joke
      noun
      Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
      A mischievous trick; a prank.
      Something that is of ludicrously poor quality.

    • @thepiemaster2698
      @thepiemaster2698 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      you know. you can admit someone (especially relatives) to psychiatric hospitals if there's a good enough reason for you to worry about them... just saying, you shouldn't have to bear over with this kind of thing...

    • @thepiemaster2698
      @thepiemaster2698 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ComplexGhost well sure, could be. But this stuff is just worrying enough that it really doesn't matter until he has said so himselve man... not to mention that it is worriningly specific

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ComplexGhost ok sorry

    • @thepiemaster2698
      @thepiemaster2698 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mattssz nono i know. but the least one can do is show sympathy. and then the person can say "shieeet bro chill full cap" and then shits funny yo

  • @Lgnzzz
    @Lgnzzz ปีที่แล้ว +4196

    Let’s give props to schlurg for creating such an entertaining video

    • @MuddyPawsGD
      @MuddyPawsGD ปีที่แล้ว +63

      schlurg 😭

    • @isaacmerwin2513
      @isaacmerwin2513 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      schlurg

    • @fourcreatures
      @fourcreatures ปีที่แล้ว +35

      massive props to shlorgg!

    • @ron3557
      @ron3557 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Props to shlgrog

    • @aubreamber
      @aubreamber ปีที่แล้ว +16

      big props to schlit

  • @BillyBob-jc8vr
    @BillyBob-jc8vr หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    4:00 the scruncly

    • @OptiNihle
      @OptiNihle วันที่ผ่านมา

      The scrunkly boi :3

  • @Serpentking789
    @Serpentking789 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    @14:12 - 14:36 Don't worry JSchlatt, that's not a Komodo Dragon, just a much smaller close cousin (specifically a Nile Monitor if I'm not mistaken). Smaller monitor lizards that are sold on the exotic pet trade thankfully lack the venom that makes Komodo Dragons so deadly and rarely consider anything bigger than a rabbit as food (so the chances of Raptor killing their owner are pretty low). Plus, the remarkably high intelligence of Varanids compared to most other reptiles means that you can even train them to learn a few basic commands or tricks.

    • @s_h_v1.0.87
      @s_h_v1.0.87 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Are they chill?

    • @nonexistent1
      @nonexistent1 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yea they chill

    • @s_h_v1.0.87
      @s_h_v1.0.87 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nonexistent1 feels like I got a new side quest to get one

    • @thecrepeofdeath
      @thecrepeofdeath ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yep, I still wouldn't recommend them to someone new to pet lizards but they're significantly smaller and less dangerous than komodos. I met one that was trained to walk on a leash and liked head rubs

    • @agentAR67
      @agentAR67 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thecrepeofdeath how tf do u train a lizard to like head rubs…. It either likes em or it takes payment in form of fingers

  • @Prod-Fresh
    @Prod-Fresh ปีที่แล้ว +921

    I love schatt so much, honestly having him back is a breath of fresh air

    • @hannah_rwd
      @hannah_rwd ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Schatt ❤❤

    • @Troves_of_Roses
      @Troves_of_Roses ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You both spelled shat wrong

    • @hannah_rwd
      @hannah_rwd ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Troves_of_Roses I know. I was making a joke bffr

    • @Troves_of_Roses
      @Troves_of_Roses ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hannah_rwd my bad bro I’m dyslexic

    • @hannah_rwd
      @hannah_rwd ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Troves_of_Roses it’s called context lol. You will get there one day👏🏼👏🏼

  • @RealDatBoi-f4c
    @RealDatBoi-f4c ปีที่แล้ว +635

    14:09 That is a sand monitor, native to Australia (my country), and is venomous, but not venomous enough to seriously hurt or kill humans. It is a beautiful creature and the reason it is hopping is likely because it is trying to get something, such as food. You were close when you said it was a Komodo dragon since it is of the same genus. Love the videos, keep up the great work!

    • @Coliflower185
      @Coliflower185 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No way we have them? now I have to get one

    • @Lauren-y8e
      @Lauren-y8e 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Need alert

    • @thefisher196
      @thefisher196 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@Lauren-y8ecounter point: learning about animals is awesome

    • @bradyharpe6051
      @bradyharpe6051 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@thefisher196Concurring point, if you've ever watched PBS kids then you know that Wild Kratts is awesome because you learn about animals

    • @thefisher196
      @thefisher196 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@bradyharpe6051 that show was a major part of my childhood

  • @bluscout6440
    @bluscout6440 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    The lore behind the guy and the robots is that they took his job.

    • @kroneexe
      @kroneexe 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That’s the cost of progress. Has to happen.

    • @fosstera
      @fosstera 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@kroneexemmm. Nah. Disagree.

    • @kroneexe
      @kroneexe 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@fosstera Why?

    • @fosstera
      @fosstera 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@kroneexe in today's world, one needs a job in order to survive. As such, "progress" that replaces someone's job with a robot only serves to make the rich richer, and workers will have to struggle with finding work in a shrinking job market.
      Progress should never come at the cost of people's wellbeing and ability to provide for themselves and their family
      Saying it has to happen is the willful acceptance of inflicting suffering on your own neighbors (and potentially yourself) and its stupid.

    • @kroneexe
      @kroneexe 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @ if we had to stop progress every time someone had to get a new job we’d still be in the Bronze Age.

  • @OverHeed
    @OverHeed ปีที่แล้ว +302

    I love how Schphincter always gives us these insights, like how on September 26th, 2014, he gave me the insight to dispose of the man living by Portland Oregon in the old town garbage dump around 7:36 P.M. thank you, Schlitorus!

  • @Scrumpo
    @Scrumpo ปีที่แล้ว +640

    I can rewatch this a million times because these videos are so mind numbing I forget 75% of them.

  • @obamabingchilling
    @obamabingchilling ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    The reason why jshat takes so long to make a new tiktok reaction video is because he needs to use all 3 braincells to find a new adjective to use. Truly an inspiration for our generation.

    • @blockywow
      @blockywow ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Stop eating a knife handle

    • @_Boober86_
      @_Boober86_ ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@blockywowwhat the hell does that mean

    • @Chroshin
      @Chroshin ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ​@@_Boober86_ you heard the man, stop eating a knife handle.

    • @4bidn1
      @4bidn1 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jshat? Well he better go clean it up then

    • @Chroshin
      @Chroshin ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Poor Jshat

  • @NotAMoron42
    @NotAMoron42 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    12:20 “The Schloker” was flabbergasted at the flaccid ring pops

  • @garthgourdon643
    @garthgourdon643 ปีที่แล้ว +2694

    Schlatt flat out labeling the Glaswegian accent "a language that isn't spoken anymore" has sent me beyond the stratosphere.

    • @cheese25600
      @cheese25600 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ya.... the guy in the car..... when he did the prank and stopped the car he knew he had been betrayed.

    • @leangoekce7184
      @leangoekce7184 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *scatt

    • @IAmAnItalianPizza
      @IAmAnItalianPizza ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its, its scottish

    • @garthgourdon643
      @garthgourdon643 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@IAmAnItalianPizza How about you look up where Glasgow is, you product of America's school system.

    • @kidarufilms6345
      @kidarufilms6345 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@leangoekce7184scat*

  • @Puppetflip
    @Puppetflip ปีที่แล้ว +553

    The fact he now owns Schlagg which was used to be a fan clips channel is incredibly insane 😭

    • @R4e0fsunshine
      @R4e0fsunshine ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Yeah like was he always the owner of the channel or did he…do something to the original owner

    • @Puppetflip
      @Puppetflip ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@R4e0fsunshine We will never know...

    • @aterrariastarcell5952
      @aterrariastarcell5952 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@R4e0fsunshine he did the thing he did in 1999 to that family of 5

    • @capperbuns
      @capperbuns ปีที่แล้ว +57

      ​@@Puppetflipyou just never know **pours Teriyaki sauce on your chest**

    • @brandonlong2nd105
      @brandonlong2nd105 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The big guy channel: but you didn’t have to cut me off-

  • @youfool444
    @youfool444 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    19:15 the sheer confusion and disbelief is just... perfect

  • @037GG
    @037GG 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I can picture jschlatt playing World of Tanks and, after blowing someone up, saying "Just like in '99!"

  • @thevibingleef5917
    @thevibingleef5917 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Just wanna say, thank you schlatt. For toughening up and doing what you did in 99, the family is very proud of you.

    • @pvp_demigod4022
      @pvp_demigod4022 หลายเดือนก่อน

      my entire bloodline burned

    • @thevibingleef5917
      @thevibingleef5917 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pvp_demigod4022 shouldn't have owed us money.

  • @Justsomeguymaybe
    @Justsomeguymaybe ปีที่แล้ว +411

    I loved the part where he ranked our terrifying tiktoks, best ranking I've seen in years. Keep up the good work

    • @Savieor
      @Savieor ปีที่แล้ว

      Truly the greatest Jshatt ranking of all times

  • @shammanzahn
    @shammanzahn ปีที่แล้ว +658

    14:37 this might be the most genuine reaction from jschlatt I’ve ever seen lol

    • @DatBoiCass1us
      @DatBoiCass1us ปีที่แล้ว +32

      he broke character 😭

    • @neilgoodman6130
      @neilgoodman6130 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Video games with no bacon _😭_

    • @Fella_hadid
      @Fella_hadid ปีที่แล้ว +9

      18:36

    • @chickenfarmer321
      @chickenfarmer321 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@neilgoodman6130 you can do italic emojis? _🤔_

  • @XanTheDragon
    @XanTheDragon หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    It is no longer free.

  • @sovietunion7643
    @sovietunion7643 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    18:55 schlatt having a rare moment of genuine opinion on relationships is actually really uplifting for some reason.

  • @tobydadawg
    @tobydadawg ปีที่แล้ว +188

    18:32 I love how the dude goes from wholesome to devilish so quickly

  • @vapor-sings
    @vapor-sings ปีที่แล้ว +186

    9:54 bro was silenced 😔

    • @KRONIXTHEMAN
      @KRONIXTHEMAN ปีที่แล้ว +11

      By de goomerment 😢

    • @guts2048
      @guts2048 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@KRONIXTHEMANby the gooners

  • @bobgoodstudent
    @bobgoodstudent 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    At 25:24 it shows an unused thumbnail and video title, of “ranking your WILD TikTok’s” whereas there is only psychotic and unsettling. The wild one may even be a placeholder for this video! Just noticed it a few times and wanted to share

    • @wyntmoon
      @wyntmoon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      someone gotta add this to the jschlatt cutting room floor wiki

  • @icykairo
    @icykairo ปีที่แล้ว +135

    20:22 Schlatt laughing at himself in the tiktok videoclip is more fascinating than the ones that he'd skipped of the other tiktok clips.

  • @0OFG
    @0OFG ปีที่แล้ว +388

    "jschlatt" procrastinating his streams for HALF A YEAR, just to give us a video of him reacting to tiktok
    The grindset of this man

  • @ewiwo
    @ewiwo ปีที่แล้ว +568

    I hate that Im constantly looking forward for schlatt’s tiktok reactions it's too funny and contagious 😭

    • @bonkmeabeab3563
      @bonkmeabeab3563 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/mCfYi7634rU/w-d-xo.html

    • @Rick88843
      @Rick88843 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Next video next year

    • @Gomberto2000
      @Gomberto2000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stockholm syndrome

    • @Rick88843
      @Rick88843 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gomberto2000 Nigga

    • @pvp_demigod4022
      @pvp_demigod4022 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YEAHSSS QUEEN ASLAYYY

  • @rsparks1104
    @rsparks1104 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "Put him in a box and run fifty little experiments on him a day, until he turns into goop"
    I would sell my kidney to understand for one moment what it's like to be in Schlatt's head.

  • @fadeskywards1245
    @fadeskywards1245 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    Big respect to Schlicht for making the effort to create content like this.

    • @Hollow-gym
      @Hollow-gym ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love jschliggs content

    • @Bericula
      @Bericula ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jshat is great

    • @aluminumfox7230
      @aluminumfox7230 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      man i love jschoobydoo

    • @parrotcraft7503
      @parrotcraft7503 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's spelled SchAgg you guys

    • @whoat
      @whoat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr i love jshit

  • @snakeowski6748
    @snakeowski6748 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Imagine looking out your window looking for your DoorDash delivery, and you see some guy with a phone recording the robot with your meal inside of it, and he is just lecturing it for speeding on the sidewalk.

  • @edi2renzus
    @edi2renzus ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Schlatt is living in the 2012 youtube era where everyone had 10 channels

    • @shlev13
      @shlev13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jacksucksatgeography

  • @FlipKicker
    @FlipKicker 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    21:12 he seems so genuinely and personally disappointed and pissed at that thing at the same time

  • @Goblin_With_A_Fungus
    @Goblin_With_A_Fungus ปีที่แล้ว +182

    8:45 You actually can take them, but you have to have a permit, you have to own the land you're taking signs from, and you have to pay a hefty fee. Also, Schlatt, not all of them are stealing stuff. You can actually buy scrapped signs from stores and junkyards.

    • @kyberwick8107
      @kyberwick8107 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      could you provide the timestamp where he asked

    • @ajpgofacoconut6191
      @ajpgofacoconut6191 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kyberwick8107 6:90

    • @JohnDVil
      @JohnDVil ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And there are people who make and sell street signs and post videos of the process on TH-cam.

    • @theratthatgotyeeted
      @theratthatgotyeeted ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its free

    • @Goblin_With_A_Fungus
      @Goblin_With_A_Fungus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theratthatgotyeeted **Muffled screaming**

  • @Shuuwun
    @Shuuwun ปีที่แล้ว +67

    17:00 The music wasn't loud enough i could still hear what you're saying

  • @knashbrown
    @knashbrown ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Thank you Schlitoris for creating such entertaining videos! Keep doing you Big Guy 😆😆😆🤣👍

    • @BookofMourne
      @BookofMourne ปีที่แล้ว +52

      No way you just called bro Schlitoris 💀

    • @normanmai7865
      @normanmai7865 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@BookofMourne wdym he's always been called schlitoris

    • @robianny
      @robianny ปีที่แล้ว

      clitoris gaming

    • @Bacon-ys2xi
      @Bacon-ys2xi ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@@BookofMourneSchlatussy

    • @colton5604
      @colton5604 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Bacon-ys2xiSchlock

  • @lemono5954
    @lemono5954 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I 100% agree with Luigi’s opinion on gun control

  • @captainoofmerica2478
    @captainoofmerica2478 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    It’s always good to see “Schlatt” talk about the “living beast” especially because of their history together! 😊

  • @rejfen714
    @rejfen714 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    It's so nice that Schlatt's family is uploading his last video after he passed away in 100th Sleep deprived podcast video. It's like he is still with us [']

    • @kidbendy
      @kidbendy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait what

    • @irecordwithaphone1856
      @irecordwithaphone1856 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      ​@@kidbendy You didn't hear? It's really tragic. He shot himself while recording Sleep Deprived Podcast episode 100

    • @kidbendy
      @kidbendy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@irecordwithaphone1856 oof

    • @AFunkyFella
      @AFunkyFella ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ​@@kidbendy mf responded to a tragedy with "oof" ☠️

    • @kidbendy
      @kidbendy ปีที่แล้ว +8

      at least the man doesnt have to watch another tiktok

  • @Mcytinnit
    @Mcytinnit ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Honestly props to the guy who goes outside and curses out the ai, comedy gold 😂

    • @EddysonED
      @EddysonED 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      just wait till he finds out about the "I eat ass" ai cover of schlat

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@EddysonED?

  • @stewartbignose
    @stewartbignose 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    1:52 I can confirm that around 17% is intelligible uk English and the rest is ancient runic

  • @paichni3474
    @paichni3474 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    24:12 if I remember correctly that (or at least some other radioactive material) can be found in smoke alarms, so it’s probably something you can buy but you’d need to disassemble it.

    • @canter1ter
      @canter1ter ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah but its not fucking uranium 238

    • @paichni3474
      @paichni3474 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@canter1ter I looked it up and it’s Americium, which can cause nuclear fission so it’d work. I guess it could be like substituting a part of your recipe when you’re cooking.

  • @ultimate3000
    @ultimate3000 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    17:14 almost lost me there, thanks for keeping my attention. if you want to make it better, please add 20 sound effects and subway surfers at the bottom.

    • @pandagamer2746
      @pandagamer2746 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don't forget the family Guy, and random mobile game clips

  • @JakeWilson982
    @JakeWilson982 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    It’s so funny that “Schlatt” is trying to mimic human emotions, almost got me there😅

  • @masonyoung1502
    @masonyoung1502 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    That “you have to put into your relationships what you take out” to “you have to be fueled by hate transition” was nuts 😂

  • @intergalacticbobcat6185
    @intergalacticbobcat6185 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    13:34
    In that man’s defense, that wood looks really wet and it is a nightmare to split wood like that with a maul

  • @victoriouswinner7745
    @victoriouswinner7745 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    2 seconds in an schlatt has already made contact with aliens. We’re proud of you, man

  • @skyfalling4u
    @skyfalling4u ปีที่แล้ว +61

    17:42 hes gonna be the first person to die when the robots become aware

  • @ramspchuck
    @ramspchuck 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    before 16:46 when the woosh goes woosh, why does my like button go rainbow

    • @real_rjk_memes
      @real_rjk_memes 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "exactly *like this video* "

  • @BalroomBlitz715
    @BalroomBlitz715 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    20:13 that look back syncing with the music is perfection

    • @thevessel-real
      @thevessel-real 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He sounds exactly like Aria Math-Minecraft OST it’s scary😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧

  • @damiencaldwell399
    @damiencaldwell399 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    10:01 none of my ears got to enjoy this part

    • @JackKrivan
      @JackKrivan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Its because freebird is playing in the background and snchnapalapogapolas will get a copyright strike

  • @Mikolaj27389
    @Mikolaj27389 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    The guy who was terrorizing the robots is 100% being one of the first people killed in a robot apocalypse

    • @dollenrm
      @dollenrm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The basilisk is comin for his ass

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He'd be a message or a martyr

  • @1969raquiline
    @1969raquiline 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Yknow scat has always been my fave tube person ngl, thanks scatty

  • @4thalt
    @4thalt ปีที่แล้ว +966

    Mad respect to Schlatthew for bringing us some quality memes

    • @eliastheret7369
      @eliastheret7369 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      schlatthew? really? thats what we're calling him now?

    • @microwavedpizza
      @microwavedpizza ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@eliastheret7369 schlingleberry

    • @potaotskin2140
      @potaotskin2140 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      s c h l i n g l e b e r r y

    • @StillSpacey
      @StillSpacey ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@potaotskin2140 Schletter

    • @goldenaxolotl9718
      @goldenaxolotl9718 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@StillSpaceySchlonathan

  • @elixirisamess
    @elixirisamess ปีที่แล้ว +60

    watching this video gives me comfort, RIP Schlatt fly high big man 🕊️🕊️

    • @La_Mariposana
      @La_Mariposana ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean?

    • @iamtotallysaneperson
      @iamtotallysaneperson ปีที่แล้ว

      @@La_Mariposana something that happened in 99' but we don't talk about it because I don't know

    • @cowsrbeefy
      @cowsrbeefy ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@La_Mariposana he died in a horrific accident while exploring the wreckage of the titanic :( gone but not forgotten

    • @MakinBakindrddf
      @MakinBakindrddf ปีที่แล้ว

      ITS FAKE

    • @Coercioner
      @Coercioner ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MakinBakindrddfyeah the video was made by ai, sad how people are still falling for the trolls saying he is alive

  • @garretthodsdon3542
    @garretthodsdon3542 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    0:20 piece of advice DO LET GO OF THE BIKE, if you know you are going to crash throwing the bike away from you is better then trying to land on it

    • @carriejames6818
      @carriejames6818 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I crashed my bike into a car once i jumped off so i didn't fly through the windshield

    • @victor.novorski
      @victor.novorski ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@carriejames6818 You good bruh?

  • @jschlattisthebest
    @jschlattisthebest 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    we love you schliggydiggy

  • @hypnotikrobot2751
    @hypnotikrobot2751 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    50% of schlatt's reactions are him being utterally confused on the logic behind something and the other 50% is him just dying laughing

  • @xpreame3406
    @xpreame3406 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Its always a joy when Schlatt uploads a tiktok reaction vid, cause i know its gonna be a drug trip and a half.

    • @matthewharner1744
      @matthewharner1744 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @cats I think it's similar to games as there more fun to play with other people then to just playing by yourselves as it adds more depth and engagment that you wouldn't get before (especially with Tik Tok)
      Also it's Schlatt, he knows how to be entertaining.

    • @lepus9588
      @lepus9588 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cats-nn2km yeah im pretty tired of it

    • @skarskart
      @skarskart ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@lepus9588 bro then why are you still here watching them

    • @f_ll_th__bl_nks__8816
      @f_ll_th__bl_nks__8816 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Schlibble

    • @lepus9588
      @lepus9588 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@skarskart fair enough

  • @edwarddougherty-youp2051
    @edwarddougherty-youp2051 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Schlatt being confused by the Scottish accent is great

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fr

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      imagine that vid was from minx

    • @TObyvruh
      @TObyvruh ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@EnderGoku9001 Minx is Irish 💀

    • @Wired_User
      @Wired_User ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s an accent??? I legit thought this was Gaelic or Cornish or some shit 😂

    • @coreythepeanut
      @coreythepeanut ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Wired_User lowkey thought it was lowland scots or whatever that cousin of English is

  • @SpicyMapping
    @SpicyMapping 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    my favorite part of schlattenese is every funny looking animal being a "crazy living beast"

  • @slinkydinky8018
    @slinkydinky8018 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    i've said it before and i will again, these tiktoks are funny, but the interaction schlatt had with the fanbase in the early days of this reaction content was legendary AND they got more views, pls pls pls schlatt do the daily life videos in the reddit

    • @RyanSoltani
      @RyanSoltani ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah he’s moved on from that

    • @david7800
      @david7800 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      thats too much effort for him bro

    • @goldengamer4006
      @goldengamer4006 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you link me a example? I don't remember the daily life videos

    • @irecordwithaphone1856
      @irecordwithaphone1856 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think his viewer presentation videos were actually pretty great

    • @Some_guys
      @Some_guys ปีที่แล้ว

      fax

  • @monsterswampstudios
    @monsterswampstudios ปีที่แล้ว +39

    14:24 hopefully you see this, but Raptor is not a komodo dragon, but rather an argus monitor! They're pretty well-mannered and stay that size for their 15-20 year lifespan.
    Now, if you want to get one that's like a komodo dragon without the violent behaviors, you can get yourself a black throat monitor. They can grow anywhere between 5-7 feet long, and they happen to be one of the most docile monitors out there.
    Thought this would be interesting! If not, that's cool, too.

    • @olliesmusic2586
      @olliesmusic2586 ปีที่แล้ว

      They look like interesting pets

    • @casiooooooo
      @casiooooooo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They look tasty

    • @That-Guy6676
      @That-Guy6676 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@casiooooooo how many calories?

  • @Tomato-Icecream
    @Tomato-Icecream ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Really glad schlatt took 3 months off to recharge his creative battery and deliver a video that is truly innovative, i felt that Ranking Your INSANE Tiktoks just wasn't quite as good as Ranking Your VILE Tiktoks, He really went in a new direction with this video and maybe even surpassed the quality of videos like Ranking Your SCUFFED Tiktoks.

  • @vertigoiswack
    @vertigoiswack หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    6:06 pause there to see smthing real

  • @Mr._Pollo
    @Mr._Pollo ปีที่แล้ว +30

    19:02 I just like how he progressively gets disappointed in the other videos lmao

  • @agentlouis9309
    @agentlouis9309 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "If you're wondering, I already know"
    Is comedy gold

    • @Goofster-goober
      @Goofster-goober 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Can he tell us the forecast for next year?

  • @ArxServator
    @ArxServator ปีที่แล้ว +62

    21:36 this guy think he the damn once-ler choppin down them trees

  • @EVOLVEanimations
    @EVOLVEanimations 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Schlorgenborgen always makes the best videos.

  • @TwoEyesProductions1
    @TwoEyesProductions1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    That Cheerios one genuinely freaked me out. Better than most of the stuff we get in theaters or here.

  • @agrenade611
    @agrenade611 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    13:40 caught me so off guard omg💀

  • @Arukorstza
    @Arukorstza ปีที่แล้ว +22

    23:45 Really just hit us with the; "If you're struggling right now? That's cringe."

  • @AT_AV_EDITZ
    @AT_AV_EDITZ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The way schlatt ranks all these videos are amazing 10/10

  • @jackvaughan6609
    @jackvaughan6609 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    23:37 dude looks like my bathroom floor

  • @baconlord00
    @baconlord00 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    18:35 lol the switch up, like who hurt bro

  • @Poli4life
    @Poli4life ปีที่แล้ว +30

    God I love Shaq ranking tiktoks they are the best, keep up the good work! 🔥🔥

  • @rootbears
    @rootbears 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:20 i know im late, but as some one who does this, its way safer to let go, then to stay on if you know your gonna crash

  • @a_idiot267
    @a_idiot267 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    23:19 why does he look like the bottom of a gripping sock

    • @Hgvhhhhffcdtbnunuinkujr
      @Hgvhhhhffcdtbnunuinkujr ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL

    • @Smugly33810
      @Smugly33810 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you were brave enough to say what we thought

    • @SpongeBob-lt8mu
      @SpongeBob-lt8mu ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean those trampoline park socks they have you wear?

    • @a_idiot267
      @a_idiot267 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SpongeBob-lt8mu yeah 💀

    • @cammyman32
      @cammyman32 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@a_idiot267 Anne Boonchuy from Amphibia PFP!!!

  • @pwikkerink
    @pwikkerink ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Glad to see Scmatt back at the tik tok rankings!!

    • @TheproGamer_Z
      @TheproGamer_Z ปีที่แล้ว

      you have commited horibble war crimes and have to be punished!

  • @ineedmoreboulets1
    @ineedmoreboulets1 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I don't think this man knows how much power he has over our lives... simply 29 minutes of video was able to make my day so much better.

  • @-froggy-mochi-chan-6144
    @-froggy-mochi-chan-6144 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    FUN FACT! Many collage campus's have delivery robots for Doordash, CVS, and anything else that collage students need. I live near Purdue Campus and when you drive through you can see them scooting around on the sidewalks. There so adorable XD

  • @nickdanvers547
    @nickdanvers547 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Hey Schlæt! I've been sick these past few days, but your videos made my day! Thanks!

  • @Monkey80939
    @Monkey80939 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    22:17 “we’re just gunna try it” (hits play, add starts playing) whopper whopper whopper whopper. Not what I was trying not to laugh at but itl do

    • @zacthesav2918
      @zacthesav2918 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whopper whose whopper whopper junior double triple whopper

  • @HHH-ew9pb
    @HHH-ew9pb ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I’m glad that sleep deprived is getting talked about by Schlatt because it is one of my favorite channel and my favorite podcast