@Carp Victor Just say, "does he know about me?" 😂. Or "I was actually seeing if you had time to hear about our Lord and Savior". Just have to joke it off. Most of the time, she doesn't have a boyfriend and is being stuck up.
I remember a few years ago I was doing shoulder presses when I began to struggle with my last rep. Out of nowhere I felt fingers lightly spot me from around my elbows. After I completed it, I turned around to say thanks and it was a chick. A ripped, shredded, viens everywhere , twice my size chick. I said "thanks" and she said "you're welcome baby" in the deepest voice and then walked away. Everyone was staring at me. Needless to say, I exiled myself to another gym to focus on bulking.
Say man, it is the actual truth what he is saying, Most women are afraid of rejection so they show interest at the gym with their actions! They don't know how to approach men and want us to make the first move, so they would do the little crazy shit he is saying like pop up where you are on a machine multiple times! they are trying to invite you in for approach!
@@stopitskiiiuuup4006 I agree. You'd think they'd be timid at the gym. Hell nahhhhh! They love the gym. Like you said it's a perfect place for them to SHOW OUT and at the same time get a pass on,....how should I put it "Sexual Expression" and rejection at the same time. Because even if they have a BF and rejection isn't a factor. They've accomplish their goal when they see a guy across the way with his tounge on the floor. Being desired validates girls and it makes them feel better about themselves. I've come to learn even the most beautiful girls are insecure.
@@stopitskiiiuuup4006 i keep making eye contact with this one girl man but she keeps her headphones in and sometimes is on her phone between sets. I was going to say something today but was like nah I'm not embarrassing myself
@@jfelton3583 LMAO I promise u bro, you do not want to do that!!! When those headphones are in that means they don't want to be bothered! She will start thinking you're some kind of creep! That is the worst feeling being at the gym!
The best advice for hitting on girls at the gym is to focus on your own training and not them. When you get near them make eye contact, smile and say hi, and continuing doing what you’re doing. Act like you own the gym and you’re being friendly and confident with all the people training in your gym. If you act like this and forget about “hitting” on her you’ll do much better. Gym flirting is a long term game. If you end up as the dude who hits on chicks you’ll need to change gyms fast.
Sex..... The result of money spending, attention giving, time consuming and half satisfying after 20-40 minutes of sex....... You proud?... For your desire for attention, neediness to impress your own ego,and ejaculate to a women who has had 3-5 other men before you..... Last week..... U look back at the women who actually did love you... Then the regretful image of when she was crying and angry when she found out you ... Were cheating........ Love, women, sex.... Never be the same but a struggle to relieve what you had....... Let go
@@mamawarriorprincessdaughte797 it's kinda weird in a sense because you'll be giving no sign who are you liking, so does that mean you behave the same with the person that you really like?
Yeah, I feel that, it may look cool or good from girl's perspective, some girls do this and think it's good for them but it's dumb tbh, like being the same happy and helpful for everyone because all doesn't deserves to be treated in such way and the one she likes would never know if she's into him or not-
Me: "Hey, could you watch my stuff while I'm away please?" Her: "Of course hihi" *After 5 mins* Me (thinking): Where is that girl? Wait... WHERE IS MY STUFF?!
*3 very OBVIOUS ones* - She casts a short but noticeable gaze upon you - She double-checks you - She places herself in your vicinity, even if she never looked at you
I swear a girl came and did her squats just beside me and then when I checked her and she looked back I smiled a bit, she took her things and went.. wtf
@@yeahh8402 the truth lies within your response, but there are a lot of subgenres in metal. I personally love to use pirate metal, but trash or even death metal get me going
Alpha, I've been watching your channel for a bit, and I have to say your enthusiasm and positivity and tips are really helpful!!! Keep doing these videos, you're AWESOME, man !!! And for everyone reading this, always know.. You're amazing !
Sex..... The result of money spending, attention giving, time consuming and half satisfying after 20-40 minutes of sex....... You proud?... For your desire for attention, neediness to impress your own ego,and ejaculate to a women who has had 3-5 other men before you..... Last week..... U look back at the women who actually did love you... Then the regretful image of when she was crying and angry when she found out you ... Were cheating........ Love, women, sex.... Never be the same but a struggle to relieve what you had....... Let go
Conversation starter: hey do you have your cellphone in your backpocket? Cause i feel like that booty is calling me😎. 2 hours later you wake up in a hospital bed
1. She’s interested in you, she’ll take the piece of cardio equipment right next to you when many pieces of equipment are open. - Nobody does that. People need to breathe. 2. When you’re lifting weights, she always seems to be close to you. - Or maybe she has a similar workout routine. Women deadlift, squat & do dumbbell shoulder presses too... -3. When she gets close to you, she takes out one of her earbuds or off her headphones. - Never happens. 4. She smiles combined with eye contact is an undeniable sign. - Obviously, but it's a rarity. 5. She asks to work in or asks you for a spot. - Same answer as #3. Besides, only dudes do this. 6. She keeps checking you out. - Outside of your peripheral vision from considerable distance. Most of the time, she's smooth enough to not get caught. I'm sure I'll be labeled a "negative Nancy" but, fellas.... the reality is that we don't really know 95% of the time because they prefer to admire you from afar. And vice versa. People are MOSTLY focused on their workouts than the presence of someone they're attracted to.
Hi Kyle! Your post made me laugh so thank you for that! I agree with what you say (as a single woman), however I have noticed with myself that even when I'm focused on working out, I ALWAYS notice the men I find good looking or attractive. I may sneak a couple of glances and then move on, because of the kind of person I want to be is dignified and trusting in the universe to bring me a partner who is equally dignified and respectful, however I ALWAYS notice. I am usually friendly and will smile at men whom I don't perceive as unsafe. I feel that it's a good thing to be friendly, and appreciate the same as well. There's a man who attends my Pilates class as well as gym and we always smile and have some small talk - connection is key sometimes when living an isolated existence. Over the past year, I've seen at least 20 men at the gym I really wish I had the confidence to go up to and say hello, but I don't. I wish they would come up and say hello, and we could just be friendly, and that doesn't happen either. Maybe because I live in London UK and people here are a lot less extraverted or friendly than in Canada where I used to live. Perhaps that's why reading body language or developing our intuition comes in handy. I think I'll set intentions to regain my gains that I lost due to sugar addictions and also set the intention to have genuine gym friendships. Even with the women, they're not friendly unless I make some random comments about their sneakers or the weather or the government lol.
Actually I had a rare occurrence of a very attractive (8.8/10) girl that i saw running at the gym usually, come and use the bench right near me when it was fairly open around us. I instantly knew it was an open door to talk to her. Got her number and two weeks later on our second date she left her juices all over my brand new couch. I doubt this would've happened in a major metro area, this occurred in a smaller city of 400k people. Women are easier to talk to and more manageable in smaller cities.
Bonus tip: Don't be the "you're doing it wrong" guy! I remember a dude who was telling literally everyone (women AND men) they were doing exercise x/y/z wrong. You may feel you are being helpful and kind, but truth is you'll likely come across as a know-it-all!
1-makes sense 2-makes sense 3-sometimes ppl just do that bc they want a break from the music 4-might just be being nice 5-may just be a more outgoing person honestly 6-makes sense all the pick ups were good but maybe too subtle
Me: *Uses 6 weeks to living lean* Her: *giving all the signs* Me: “hey could we work in together on this machine” Her “sure but only if I can get you number” Me: “I have a boyfriend”
Ok but real talk. I feel these types of channels, alpha m, tmf, the cologne guy, all these mens care channels are seriously helping us improve as a community and making self care for men less of a taboo topic and more of an encouraged subject. I really do love seeing all my fellow kings striving and rising 🙏🏽❤️❤️❤️❤️
Yeah it must massively boost us guys! Not just because of the advice, but being reminded how awesome and alpha us guys are. Been pinned down by women for too long!
7:16 ugh a girl asked me to do that for her at the gym! When she got back, I gave her her stuff and WALKED AWAY! I had NO IDEA she was trying to talk to me!!!
Seems you got insecurity issues... the fact you have to say you friendzone them if even true or not just in youe head makes you feel better about yourself which is ultimately sad. Maybe try to work on yourself first
I have honestly never approached a woman in the gym, I look pretty crazy. I wear an elevation mask when I go, along with wearing a hoodie or beanie to raise my core temperature. I just usually keep to myself and not talk to anyone. After seeing this video, it has opened my eyes to the many that have watched or followed me in the gym whenever I workout.
Ryan, thank you for sharing some useful tips about core temperature. I'm going to start wearing my hoodie whilst working out now. What's an elevation mask? (I'll look it up)
@@skyejacques its basically like working out with a k95 mask. The purpose is to restrict airflow to make your lungs work harder thus making them stronger when you remove the mask.
I never talk to anyone at my gym. Not interested in anyone either. I was just trying to be nice one day and said to a really, really good looking girl... "hey, you're here about as much as I am" Been dating her for 4 years now.
Alpha, I met you and your wife at the car wash I was working at. You Both are very nice and you guys compliment each other. I appreciate you and these videos so much
You can goof off and struggle like hell lifting it over to a bench. Look at her, wink, smile and say,i got this..then proceed to fail then look at her and say "how was my form" she will either not give you the time of day or cracl up and let her gaurd down. If you got balls to embarress yourself then bam!
@@brandonbertram6836 nah man. U only do that if you can actually lift the weight. Otherwise you just look like a weak ass simp who's trying too hard to impress her
Alpha is the Shyt!! Since I've been watching. I'm leaner, fit, confident, smoother, and most of all fun, full of life and I can be myself around anyone, no matter the situation
In the gym I often do circuit trainings and this one time I was the only person for the training and this girl I liked for a very long time suddenly joined the training while she normally never did the circuit trainings. Afterwards we talked for like 30 minutes about school and work and everything. Unfortunately she didn’t have the same feelings for me that I had for her after a few months of hanging out but still it was a great experience for me. We still hang out though.
My friend got his girlfriend with this pickup line. warning really cringy Her: *wearing NASA shirt* him: Hey girl, do you like NASA? So do i. ive always wanted to be the first person to land on Uranus
Actually some legit good training advice! Good job alpha! You came across more genuine this time around and not a supplement pedaler haha! Love your channel!
I first saw my wife at the library in 1995 when I was 29 (lol...we used to use libraries!). 25 years later I still am aroused by her every damn day. I mean at 53 she is 5'5 and weighs 115 lbs... I'm SUPPOSED to be tired of it by now..but it happens..there are women out there that do it for you always
*CONVERSATION* - Hey, what's your name? - Kate, and yours? - Cool, Johnny. Kate, let's take a pizza/drink/coffee sometimes. When are you available? That's it. If she reciprocates, then you are approved. If she plays around, keep on moving.
O'SSÉIN - Master Your Mind With Me I be like "Hey, whats your name" she replies with her name and that's it. End of convo. I have to make something up to keep the convo goin, she doesn't want me. Someone get me some rope
FYI......I have watched your videos for awhile and have purchased a few of your recommendations, especially Public Rec clothes. Keep up the good work brother!
Thanks for posting this video! Yesterday I was in a situation where I didn't know how to approach a girl at the gym. Long story short i hade a late sesh around 11 at night and it's was just a few of us ppl working out and I swear I felt like this girl was staring at me if not maybe it was my workout. So I felt like it was a good time to approach her .....but I did not know!! what to say... This video and you my friend are awesome thanks again for being you and posting!
I've definitely got the right body for it (every time I go out, people ask me if I work out) , but I'm struggling with low self-esteem and can't find the willpower to keep going to the gym after a couple of times... 😞 Actually it's holding back my progression on nearly all of the goals I want to achieve.
Hold on, didn't you say you met your wife in a karaoke club after a few drinks ? Edit: there is the video th-cam.com/video/tcCVcBTdU3U/w-d-xo.html At 2:36
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I go to the gym at 6 AM, the only girls making eye contact with me are over 70 years old 😭
😂
HAHAHAH
Even my ugly ass gets girl of my age lol
Fuck
Then go for some cougars
Her: *giving me All the signs
Me: how many sets do yo....
Her: I have a boyfriend
Me: 😐
Lmao haha
Hahahah lmao
She's definitely into you.
Lol hasn't happened to me but definitely sounds like something girls will do.
Fell your pain bro
Me: Is that your car being towed?
Her: running out
Me: jumps on the equipment she was using
@zumzy u alright. Thanks, man.
Class 😂
@zumzy u ah..nice
@zumzy u u the mvp 😅🤣😂🏆🏅
You're now officially an expert
Me: *Breathes*
Her: i have a boyfriend
Me: 😣
You trying tooo hard.
Gotta be a rock to get noticed
Oh that's too much..
😂😁
@Carp Victor Just say, "does he know about me?" 😂. Or "I was actually seeing if you had time to hear about our Lord and Savior". Just have to joke it off. Most of the time, she doesn't have a boyfriend and is being stuck up.
@@JaZZYJeFF215 yeah Dwayne the rock
I remember a few years ago I was doing shoulder presses when I began to struggle with my last rep. Out of nowhere I felt fingers lightly spot me from around my elbows. After I completed it, I turned around to say thanks and it was a chick. A ripped, shredded, viens everywhere , twice my size chick. I said "thanks" and she said "you're welcome baby" in the deepest voice and then walked away. Everyone was staring at me. Needless to say, I exiled myself to another gym to focus on bulking.
I think she's trans
Tf
Lmaoo
Damn I visualized that I would of walked out and never returned to that gym 🤣🤣
You exiled yourself?😂😂😂😂
A guy: **Uses Tiege Hanley**
Senoritas: **Signals intensify**
It's so expensive though is it worth it fam
Sassy senoritas*
Spicy senoritas*
Haha
💀💀💀💀
me: *choking with the bar* can u help me?
her: i have a boyfriend
me: *dead
jim nta 😂😂💯
Beatch
bruh 😂😂😂
Bro u srs🤣🤣🤣👍
me : i dont care so ur helping me ?
I showed her my bottle of Tiege Hanley and now I’m married with 3 kids
She's not into you, she's into the Tiege Hanley.
@@gj9157 lol
Lol you're an idiot bro, when she leaves you she's taking half the bottle
@@DefHobbz By then he'll have used the cream for enough time to empty it halfway and she will receive the empty half...
No One Your wife has been cheating on you with Hanley
me: in my moms womb.
girl at the gym: i have a boyfriend.
Chris USA 😂
Oh come on...
Hahaha sad
hahahaha
Please stop with these jokes, i’m gonna pee myself
Gym: Literally no other piece of equipment
Her: Uses it
Me: She totally wants me
Say man, it is the actual truth what he is saying, Most women are afraid of rejection so they show interest at the gym with their actions! They don't know how to approach men and want us to make the first move, so they would do the little crazy shit he is saying like pop up where you are on a machine multiple times! they are trying to invite you in for approach!
@@stopitskiiiuuup4006 I agree. You'd think they'd be timid at the gym. Hell nahhhhh! They love the gym. Like you said it's a perfect place for them to SHOW OUT and at the same time get a pass on,....how should I put it "Sexual Expression" and rejection at the same time. Because even if they have a BF and rejection isn't a factor. They've accomplish their goal when they see a guy across the way with his tounge on the floor. Being desired validates girls and it makes them feel better about themselves. I've come to learn even the most beautiful girls are insecure.
@@au-confedential2713 teach me more
@@stopitskiiiuuup4006 i keep making eye contact with this one girl man but she keeps her headphones in and sometimes is on her phone between sets. I was going to say something today but was like nah I'm not embarrassing myself
@@jfelton3583 LMAO I promise u bro, you do not want to do that!!! When those headphones are in that means they don't want to be bothered! She will start thinking you're some kind of creep! That is the worst feeling being at the gym!
*points to 100 lb DB*
“You using these?”
“Yes” *starts over head pressing them*
*Thinks to self*, “Alphas training hasn’t prepared me for this”
she says “and that’s just the warmup”
@@vincenthoang6289 you mean the pre-warmup.
It will be even stranger if you spot a second female next to a 500 kilos deadlift weight preparing to lift it... An succeeding at that.
Vincent Hoang nah that’s her cool down
Just let that one go bro lmao
#1 conversation starter:
“Hey, do you use Tiege Hanley?”
YousefE 80 🤦♂️
Only if you are gay
@YousefE 80 🤦
🤮
@YousefE 80 seems like you're new to this channel
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not even Tony Stark :
Alpha m: Looks 33 is 43.....
simple world bro ur crazy😂
Looks 23
Looks 25
❤np boy
Where's the heart you mother yaar? 🤔
The best advice for hitting on girls at the gym is to focus on your own training and not them.
When you get near them make eye contact, smile and say hi, and continuing doing what you’re doing.
Act like you own the gym and you’re being friendly and confident with all the people training in your gym.
If you act like this and forget about “hitting” on her you’ll do much better.
Gym flirting is a long term game. If you end up as the dude who hits on chicks you’ll need to change gyms fast.
Not gonna lie, that's pretty good!!!
That is a good point 👉
or change gym times ive had to do that lmao 😬
“Cardio section of a gym is always packed with women, I know because I always go there everyday”
GastonFNM holy shit
I’m ded💀
That’s true
😂 😂
Then I have also been married for 16 years.
Nobody:
Alpha m: *Spicy Sassy Señorita*
Sex..... The result of money spending, attention giving, time consuming and half satisfying after 20-40 minutes of sex....... You proud?... For your desire for attention, neediness to impress your own ego,and ejaculate to a women who has had 3-5 other men before you..... Last week.....
U look back at the women who actually did love you... Then the regretful image of when she was crying and angry when she found out you ... Were cheating........ Love, women, sex.... Never be the same but a struggle to relieve what you had....... Let go
@@sickphuckk99xxx87 yo what the fuck
He always says it
🤣
But yet shes white lmao
One important thing you learn from this video..."start going to the gym".
Lmao facts
@Smarty Paws lol
@@daniemetnd shut up dude
🤣🤣🤣👍
Bro I was planning on doing it this year 2020, but the irony holy crap.
Me: Where have you been ?
Her : I got married and on my honeymoon. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
John Jackson 🤣🤣🤣 hate to hear it
😂😂😂
Wtf is this trash
Hysterical laughter
story of my life.
I once thought the girl liked me by being super nice and smiling at me, I observed her and turns out she's just as nice to all the other guys
Rip
Some girls are just really friendly.. I am one of those types I’m friendly to everyone..Doesn’t mean we’re easy we’re just friendly
@@mamawarriorprincessdaughte797 it's kinda weird in a sense because you'll be giving no sign who are you liking, so does that mean you behave the same with the person that you really like?
Yeah, I feel that, it may look cool or good from girl's perspective, some girls do this and think it's good for them but it's dumb tbh, like being the same happy and helpful for everyone because all doesn't deserves to be treated in such way and the one she likes would never know if she's into him or not-
@@Aj-wz8oe well no I’m the type of person that is very bold, and would just be like ... hey sexy.. wanna go out?
Her: * giving me all the signs*
Me: * smiles and walks up to her*
Me: Hi, I have a girlfriend
Me: * walks away*
Savage
my man is reverse simp
Respect👑😎
Preemptive strike 😂
sigma rule #69
Me: "Hey, could you watch my stuff while I'm away please?"
Her: "Of course hihi"
*After 5 mins*
Me (thinking): Where is that girl? Wait... WHERE IS MY STUFF?!
Alpha didn't train us for this
LOL
Alpha needs to cover every possible situation I'm getting tired of this over-optimistic shit😤
:))))
Don't worry she just borrowed it 👍
My gym be like:
You aks the girl: Do you need the 100lbs dumbel?
She : No, I just need the 500lbs
Marco REUUUUUUUUUSSSSSS
And you are like *iiight im out*
Кристиян Григоров ain’t nothin’ wrong with a muscular girl 😳😳
*3 very OBVIOUS ones*
- She casts a short but noticeable gaze upon you
- She double-checks you
- She places herself in your vicinity, even if she never looked at you
What's with this "love from India" bullshit?
Yet still, us females hope for you to catch the signs and approach us (or vice versa). Some of us don’t bite.
@@dennahendrixs515 Why can't you girls approach? Why wait for them to make a move first?
Im trying these tips
I swear a girl came and did her squats just beside me and then when I checked her and she looked back I smiled a bit, she took her things and went.. wtf
Rip bro
Lmao he said smile, but not like a “creep” u prolly smiled at her like she was a cheeseburger 😂
F
@gary Wilhelm so she’s not interested
She's into you for sure
I've found this works: What's in your headphones that's keeping you so motivated?
Metal
@@yeahh8402 the truth lies within your response, but there are a lot of subgenres in metal. I personally love to use pirate metal, but trash or even death metal get me going
That's a good idea
One of the best parts of a 9 minute Alpha video is you can watch it in 5 after skipping through all the sales pitches, and still get some good info.
Someone has to pay his bills. XD
Yes u can wich im doing
Alpha, I've been watching your channel for a bit, and I have to say your enthusiasm and positivity and tips are really helpful!!! Keep doing these videos, you're AWESOME, man !!!
And for everyone reading this, always know.. You're amazing !
Yes she is
This guy kills me😂😂😂😂
That laugh at 7:31...😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Damn i laughed so hard
Hahahahah omg i just commented that HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA (hihihihi)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha I was so focus and then I break a laugh
hahaha I just wanted to comment that... LMAO
Hell yeah he does lmao 🤣 😂 😂
Me: where have you been.
Random girl: this is my first time here.
😂😂😂
Me: "Are you usi..."
Her: "I have a boyfriend"
Cut off at the knees
You calling your wife "that spicy blonde", I'm not surprised that she is still around 😂 Love it
Sex..... The result of money spending, attention giving, time consuming and half satisfying after 20-40 minutes of sex....... You proud?... For your desire for attention, neediness to impress your own ego,and ejaculate to a women who has had 3-5 other men before you..... Last week.....
U look back at the women who actually did love you... Then the regretful image of when she was crying and angry when she found out you ... Were cheating........ Love, women, sex.... Never be the same but a struggle to relieve what you had....... Let go
SICkPHUckK99 XXX you ok?
SICkPHUckK99 XXX you enjoy liking your own comments?
Conversation starter: hey do you have your cellphone in your backpocket? Cause i feel like that booty is calling me😎. 2 hours later you wake up in a hospital bed
😂😂
In her bed
@7:32 when ur momma tells u you're a handsome man
Dayum 😂😂😂😂
Facs
@Filip Pavlovic ne majka no ono kad ti baba kaze da si pravi muškarac 🤣
Play it on loop🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hihihihihihihi
Another line is, “hello there” but then just creepily stare at them exactly like this emoji 🙂 until she runs away from you. Works every time
But if she responds "General Kenobi" then you propose on the spot.
Aaron Marino: you're awesome
Keanu Reeves : you're breathtaking
Both of you are awesome and breathtaking
Came here to find out when to talk to girl
Instead got the motivation to work out
I'm confused...
1. She’s interested in you, she’ll take the piece of cardio equipment right next to you when many pieces of equipment are open.
- Nobody does that. People need to breathe.
2. When you’re lifting weights, she always seems to be close to you.
- Or maybe she has a similar workout routine. Women deadlift, squat & do dumbbell shoulder presses too...
-3. When she gets close to you, she takes out one of her earbuds or off her headphones.
- Never happens.
4. She smiles combined with eye contact is an undeniable sign.
- Obviously, but it's a rarity.
5. She asks to work in or asks you for a spot.
- Same answer as #3. Besides, only dudes do this.
6. She keeps checking you out.
- Outside of your peripheral vision from considerable distance. Most of the time, she's smooth enough to not get caught.
I'm sure I'll be labeled a "negative Nancy" but, fellas.... the reality is that we don't really know 95% of the time because they prefer to admire you from afar. And vice versa. People are MOSTLY focused on their workouts than the presence of someone they're attracted to.
Hi Kyle! Your post made me laugh so thank you for that!
I agree with what you say (as a single woman), however I have noticed with myself that even when I'm focused on working out, I ALWAYS notice the men I find good looking or attractive.
I may sneak a couple of glances and then move on, because of the kind of person I want to be is dignified and trusting in the universe to bring me a partner who is equally dignified and respectful, however I ALWAYS notice.
I am usually friendly and will smile at men whom I don't perceive as unsafe. I feel that it's a good thing to be friendly, and appreciate the same as well. There's a man who attends my Pilates class as well as gym and we always smile and have some small talk - connection is key sometimes when living an isolated existence.
Over the past year, I've seen at least 20 men at the gym I really wish I had the confidence to go up to and say hello, but I don't.
I wish they would come up and say hello, and we could just be friendly, and that doesn't happen either.
Maybe because I live in London UK and people here are a lot less extraverted or friendly than in Canada where I used to live.
Perhaps that's why reading body language or developing our intuition comes in handy.
I think I'll set intentions to regain my gains that I lost due to sugar addictions and also set the intention to have genuine gym friendships.
Even with the women, they're not friendly unless I make some random comments about their sneakers or the weather or the government lol.
Actually I had a rare occurrence of a very attractive (8.8/10) girl that i saw running at the gym usually, come and use the bench right near me when it was fairly open around us. I instantly knew it was an open door to talk to her. Got her number and two weeks later on our second date she left her juices all over my brand new couch. I doubt this would've happened in a major metro area, this occurred in a smaller city of 400k people. Women are easier to talk to and more manageable in smaller cities.
Alpha M the man whos got a solution for everything..love your work dude 💪🏼
Everyone: ah a cute girl
Alpha: A SASSY SPICEY SENORITA
I love the step by step... day 1, smile at her.. day 2, say hi.. day 3, hows your workout going? Etc etc etc
Legend has it that if you use Tiege Hanley, women start wanting to talk to you.
Bonus tip: Don't be the "you're doing it wrong" guy!
I remember a dude who was telling literally everyone (women AND men) they were doing exercise x/y/z wrong. You may feel you are being helpful and kind, but truth is you'll likely come across as a know-it-all!
Me: working out
Girl: I have a boyfriend
1-makes sense
2-makes sense
3-sometimes ppl just do that bc they want a break from the music
4-might just be being nice
5-may just be a more outgoing person honestly
6-makes sense
all the pick ups were good but maybe too subtle
Hell yeah they where
Best pick up line
My names Alpha but you can call me tonight
Lol.
Jokes aside, does that actually work ?
"That spicy blonde is STILL doing curls wrong" thought you were going to say that
Me:........
Her: Hey! You in the bushes!
Me: *Uses 6 weeks to living lean*
Her: *giving all the signs*
Me: “hey could we work in together on this machine”
Her “sure but only if I can get you number”
Me: “I have a boyfriend”
👏🏿
Lol
Ok but real talk. I feel these types of channels, alpha m, tmf, the cologne guy, all these mens care channels are seriously helping us improve as a community and making self care for men less of a taboo topic and more of an encouraged subject. I really do love seeing all my fellow kings striving and rising 🙏🏽❤️❤️❤️❤️
Yeah it must massively boost us guys! Not just because of the advice, but being reminded how awesome and alpha us guys are. Been pinned down by women for too long!
@@Caainehell yeah he has
7:16 ugh a girl asked me to do that for her at the gym! When she got back, I gave her her stuff and WALKED AWAY! I had NO IDEA she was trying to talk to me!!!
it’s okay bro
Rip bro, always other women out there
Could've been your soulmate and future wife but no biggie right?
You dropped this 👑 king
She was probably FAT
I watch all these vids just to end up friendzoning the girls I like.
dont youmean you end up getting friendzoned
Seems you got insecurity issues... the fact you have to say you friendzone them if even true or not just in youe head makes you feel better about yourself which is ultimately sad. Maybe try to work on yourself first
Sick conversation started:
How you doin
I'm Ken Adams.
You have to say like in norbit tho...
Howww YOU doinnn!??
I have honestly never approached a woman in the gym, I look pretty crazy. I wear an elevation mask when I go, along with wearing a hoodie or beanie to raise my core temperature. I just usually keep to myself and not talk to anyone. After seeing this video, it has opened my eyes to the many that have watched or followed me in the gym whenever I workout.
Ryan, thank you for sharing some useful tips about core temperature. I'm going to start wearing my hoodie whilst working out now. What's an elevation mask? (I'll look it up)
@@skyejacques its basically like working out with a k95 mask. The purpose is to restrict airflow to make your lungs work harder thus making them stronger when you remove the mask.
I approached women all the time at the gym 🏋️♀️ 💪
I never talk to anyone at my gym. Not interested in anyone either. I was just trying to be nice one day and said to a really, really good looking girl...
"hey, you're here about as much as I am"
Been dating her for 4 years now.
No joke? I was literally going to use that line
Me getting back from the bathroom: “did you have to beat anyone up?”
Her: “yes” *points to man on ground”
Me: 👁👄👁
I got the message Alpha! It’s all about being confident, casual, respectful and creative. 👍🏼 thanks and greetings from Mex!
You definitely have to be confident
@@TravisAndrews-lb1kk I am. Not for free, three years of therapy, but I definitelly am.
@tivasthegamer9817 im not free too
Me: Dead in a coffin
Her: I have a boyfriend
Thanks Alpha💪💪. All the way from South Africa
And Alpha
You have really inspired me to be better
I just want to say thanks
Well I tried: "Yo! Biatch, love yo ass!!" Didn't work out that well.......
you are my hero XD
Alpha, I met you and your wife at the car wash I was working at. You Both are very nice and you guys compliment each other. I appreciate you and these videos so much
In my case:
-Are you using thast 80lb dbs?
No
-*well great but...sheesh how am i supposed to lift it if i cant lift even a 20lb*
You can goof off and struggle like hell lifting it over to a bench. Look at her, wink, smile and say,i got this..then proceed to fail then look at her and say "how was my form" she will either not give you the time of day or cracl up and let her gaurd down. If you got balls to embarress yourself then bam!
Lmao 😂 🤣🤣
@@brandonbertram6836 nah man. U only do that if you can actually lift the weight. Otherwise you just look like a weak ass simp who's trying too hard to impress her
Talha Anjum ??
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Alpha we need conevrstaion starters for day to day situations or clubs! You are the boss :P
I got the greatest one:
"Hi"
Me just casually working out minding my own business
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Didn't know the gym was such a social place...I just blast my headphones and focus on the weights💪🏼
Alpha is the Shyt!! Since I've been watching. I'm leaner, fit, confident, smoother, and most of all fun, full of life and I can be myself around anyone, no matter the situation
Me: So you like to touch big hard bars ? mmm
Jail: hello there
In the gym I often do circuit trainings and this one time I was the only person for the training and this girl I liked for a very long time suddenly joined the training while she normally never did the circuit trainings. Afterwards we talked for like 30 minutes about school and work and everything. Unfortunately she didn’t have the same feelings for me that I had for her after a few months of hanging out but still it was a great experience for me. We still hang out though.
Next month I should work on finding something to be grateful for each day.
I've been working out for 30 something years and I can be the first to tell you supplements are NOT necessary. They CAN be helpful but not necessary.
Me: Hey, where have you been?!
Her: My grandma died
*Damn that sucks tho* and she's yours
Then ask about her grandmother and say you grandmother has been gorgeous
wtf 😂😂😂
That moment when you don't go to gym
*BRUHH*
Lmfaooo
PAUUUUUUUSSSSEEEEEE
Get yo ass to the gym bruh!
This guy knows how to hype up us men! 😂
Thank You Alpha M. The best vids, so far everything you post is so helpful, Thank You!!
These are actually some gold tips bro, every should use it
Thanks Alpha, you're the real OG.
My friend got his girlfriend with this pickup line. warning really cringy
Her: *wearing NASA shirt*
him: Hey girl, do you like NASA? So do i. ive always wanted to be the first person to land on Uranus
😁😁
No he didn’t
Lmao
R/thingsthatneverhappened
Did you get this from Reddit?
Helps that you're a good looking dude!! I don't care what you say, that is the number one motivator for women!! Period!!!
Actually some legit good training advice! Good job alpha! You came across more genuine this time around and not a supplement pedaler haha! Love your channel!
Yes it is
So smooth with them adverts for the first time in my life I don't mind them! hahaha well done :D
Ad Starts at 2:24
Ad Ends at 4:05
I'm starting to work out on developing my sense of tuning out the ads.
Me: "Hey could you watch my stuff while I'm away?"
Her: "Of course!"
*After 5 mins*
Where is that girl? Wait... WHERE IS MY STUFF?
I first saw my wife at the library in 1995 when I was 29 (lol...we used to use libraries!). 25 years later I still am aroused by her every damn day. I mean
at 53 she is 5'5 and weighs 115 lbs... I'm SUPPOSED to be tired of it by now..but it happens..there are women out there that do it for you always
If you’re married, and you seem quite happily married, why are u watching this video?
Guto Füchs 🦗🦗🦗
Guto Füchs crickets ma nigga
Guto Füchs you said silent til this day all I hear is crickets
@@vishveshbargal566 Yea no shit...this IS the wife...I am all that....so yea Rusty WHY ARE YOU WATCHING IF YOUR SO HAPPY AND SATISFIED??????????
Thanks for the adverts dude. And the thirty seconds of content were cool too!!
7:32 I'm ashamed at how many times I rewatched that clip.
Walter Stringer or ask her to help you lift it and then try an exercise and just give up haha
HAHAHAH
This officially was an alpha video, such great advices again alpha, there is your new like! 🤘🏻
*CONVERSATION*
- Hey, what's your name?
- Kate, and yours?
- Cool, Johnny. Kate, let's take a pizza/drink/coffee sometimes. When are you available?
That's it. If she reciprocates, then you are approved. If she plays around, keep on moving.
O'SSÉIN - Master Your Mind With Me I be like "Hey, whats your name" she replies with her name and that's it. End of convo. I have to make something up to keep the convo goin, she doesn't want me. Someone get me some rope
Instead of pizza say dinner, a girl in the gym usually avoid pizza, and you don't want her to start thinking "no"
FYI......I have watched your videos for awhile and have purchased a few of your recommendations, especially Public Rec clothes. Keep up the good work brother!
Great video alpha
Thanks for posting this video! Yesterday I was in a situation where I didn't know how to approach a girl at the gym. Long story short i hade a late sesh around 11 at night and it's was just a few of us ppl working out and I swear I felt like this girl was staring at me if not maybe it was my workout. So I felt like it was a good time to approach her .....but I did not know!! what to say... This video and you my friend are awesome thanks again for being you and posting!
Subbed to many, notifications ONLY Alpha!
Then why TF are you subbed to the others then you dumb bimbo
r011ing_thunder Because I want to? I didnt say I muted the rest... I still receive their notifications but not as often as Alpha’s 🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
Kaan Yılmaz why
perfect timing of uploading😂
0:46 It would have never happened if I didn't use Tiege Hanley!
Great opening
Me: hey how’s it going
Her: I’m calling the Police!!
BikeVlog LA basically how it is now a days!
they even take the #metoo with them to the gym
I've definitely got the right body for it (every time I go out, people ask me if I work out) , but I'm struggling with low self-esteem and can't find the willpower to keep going to the gym after a couple of times... 😞 Actually it's holding back my progression on nearly all of the goals I want to achieve.
So do i bro
Hold on, didn't you say you met your wife in a karaoke club after a few drinks ?
Edit: there is the video
th-cam.com/video/tcCVcBTdU3U/w-d-xo.html
At 2:36
Namiber - Any Time is TimeLapse Time! Huh?
This is his second wife 🤣
XD oof now that needs explanation!
So you remember... It seems that you came from another timeline.
You friend, have the power to retain your memories from alternate timelines.
I come from 2077, a dystopia. Trans people run around savagely burning villages, modifying their body even further with chemical and mechanical alterations.
Trans people rule the world and it is in your hands to stop it, otherwise 7.1 billion people will die or worse be transformed against their will to satisfy their agenda.
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This will allow you to time travel to an alternate reality.
Reach the timeline when alpha met his wife in karaoke or we will be all dead by 2077.
Good Luck.
MB he's trying to make a point or who TF knows now
Tbh I watch these videos because this dude cracks me up
Alpha is the new Hitch
Ddnt he once say he met his wife in a mexican karaoke night🤦♂️
When
Hahahaha, yeah....
plot twist
I think he proposed to her in the karaoke night
Yeah I think he's said before he met her at a Mexican restaurant