Jerry Seinfeld Performs Standup
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- Jimmy welcomes Jerry Seinfeld to perform as the first comedian on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, and Jerry tells jokes about technology and the U.S. Postal Service.
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Jerry Seinfeld Performs Standup
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I feel like this guy has a lot of potential. I think he's gonna be big someday
The man has had his own show for a decade... Did you get up from a comatose??
+Tushar Jambhekar i think he meant it rhetorically
+deejaygrannie Sorry man... Honest mistake, just saw some newbies feel Paul McCartney has potential after collaborating with Kanye West a few week back.
+panzerKO I'd give him a sitcom. 5 episodes or so. See how he goes...
me too, possibly. sitcom….. will see
Fallon fake laughing in the background.
I could see him fake laughing from my house.
was that a desk slapping i heard?
Entire audience fake laughing in the foreground.
His act is what I imagine it would be like if Hollywood bigwigs decided to make a sitcom centred around a dull, unoriginal and unfunny performer and used "Wizard Of Oz" type smoke, mirrors and blindingly obvious PR propaganda in order to make many simple people think he was the funniest comedian ever.
Oh, hang on...
Erik Huerta LMAO SO TRUE.
PointlessSillyName yeah, he’s really not funny.
I half expected Newmen to come bursting out from behind the curtains to tackle Jerry when he was making those cracks at postmen.
*Seinfeld talking about smart phones. Amusing.*
He still has what it takes. _"Who shall I favor? Who shall I delete?"_ :)
Crap forgot to watch..keep forgetting Leno's gone... ***** I'll check it out on new laptop later.. I always liked him..
Thanks Martin, this is priceless!
This same bit is on Netflix as brand new right now...cute
I don't think Newman is happy with this set.
I am amazed how Seinfeld can totally draw out so much unsaid humor of our modern lifestyles that everyone else overlooks. We really are missing something by not having him on TV anymore.
He needs to train his replacement. Comedians could benefit from having an understudy program.
Ahhh, he's still got it!
U still uploading?
This guy's gonna be huge
Joe McKeown I see the shade😏😏😏
yyuuuggee
Nobody knew how huge he is.
Hahha
@BHAGWAN. R/woosh
It might be something wrong with me, but I really find this funny. The way he says it all, the irony, the sober truth, his voice, these are priceless! I love his kind of stand-up comedy. By the way, he looks like he (almost) hasn't aged at all.
there's nothing wrong, he is amazing, and I love his very intelligent sweet comedy.
The gay french king part is 100 percent accurate
nickmordo all of his stand ups are 100% accurate lol that's one of the reasons he's an amazing comedian
I disagree, gay French king is redundant.
@@ernestomarcos0103 If you knew your French History, you would know French kings were very far from being gay.
Jerry is a master to be honest, he can take any subject and dissect it to the point where there's literally nothing left to be said.
YourPalHDee Well said
YourPalHDee It’s amazing how he can make PG things funny
It’s not that hard if you sit around for a week (or more!!??) to create these five minutes…
I feel sorry for the idiots in the comments who require constant sex jokes and cussing at people to be ever comically pleased.
I feel sorry for you, because you have no friends
Solar Flare and how do you reach that conclusion? I love Jim Jeffries, and you need to watch all of about 30 seconds to know what kind of comedy he does.
this is true comedy
+Madara Uchiha Uchiha Madara is dead...
According to you if people don't find something funny then that means it must be because it's not a sex jokes or have cussing in it. Did you ever think that maybe the clip just wasn't that funny? Sit down little kid.
He looks like Matt Lauer now.
Max Power not really but jews look like each other jerry has a few jew doppelgangers.
Uh-oh
Afterall these years he still makes fun of Newman's job🤣😂
I wonder what would make him laugh... he doesn't even laugh at his own jokes.
Laughing at you're own jokes is pretty arrogant! Comedians that do that are sorta douches, or they're fake laughing.
+Creepy Random Guy That doesn't make any sense, if you're perusing to be a comedian you have to find yourself funny and find humor in the jokes you're making.
+Dylan Podborny you can find humor in your own jokes but it doesn't make sense to laugh when you know what's coming and you've practiced it 1000 times before. Comedians who laugh at their own jokes aren't really laughing they just think it helps.
+Creepy Random Guy I agree to a extent that some comedians do it but when you're performing live there may be reactions from the crowd that may cause them to laugh after the joke, kevin hart does it all the time and i don't think he does it intentionally to make others laugh more.
probably a good ol dick joke.
Why didn't Jerry wear the puffy shirt?
Stephan Römer he don't want to look like a pirate
🤣
Lmao
That's a beautiful tie.
Trump ties
The"gay king george" part was hilarious. I've always enjoyed his comedy. Great job Jerry!!
A lot of people don't find Jerry funny as a stand up. But what I admire about him is how beautifully he crafts his jokes, the wordings, the pacing, the structure. Nobody does it better than him, since Carlin.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
Nearly every word serves a purpose. If you've seen this guy write a comedy bit. Even if you haven't. He's not just a comedian, he's a performer. And I don't mean that in a smug way. I mean go watch some other stand up from this channel the come back and compare. Listen to the rhythm and the diction of the words. The choices of consonants, of vowels. The breathing. All while performing like a marionette. It's all so subtle though mostly, but it adds up to something intangible . There's a reason he's one of the kings. He's an artist. I hate him for his talent.
Grae Hall Exactly right! Making clever observations is just one part of Seinfeld. I think you might be referring to the New York Times video he did on how to write a joke. He polishes his words, his expressions, the rhyme and rhythm and his voice so much, after coming up with the joke. The finished product is like a brilliant diamond
Grae Hall Brilliantly put. Amazing how bloody good Seinfeld is. Consummate professional who makes it look so easy but this 5min stand up routine probably took hours and hours of rewrites & rehearsals. Superbly written; this should be compulsive viewing for any budding young comedian wanting to get started in stand-up comedy.
+Grae Hall (“seven”) Also, the facial expression game is strong
+Grae “seven” Hall It didn't make me laugh though
it was pretty... boring
15 year olds be like, who's Seinfeld?
haha true. I'm 16 and Seinfeld is one of my favorite shows & Jerry one of my fav comedians, don't know many like me though.
Emma Forman oh shut up
RoketRider I am 15 and i love seinfeld
RoketRider Me too
emma !!! Lol same I've probably seen every episode like 3 times
HE WAS NEVER FUNNY !!!
It's impressive/amazing how his style hasn't changed! It makes me feel like a child again when I use to see his shows, lol
Yeah- its amazing how much better comedy has gotten and how he still makes very sloppy attempts at observational comedy.
“You have some money left over, buy yourself some pants and a real car.”
My parents and I laughed _so hard_ the first time we heard that.
Hilarious!! Oh, the image of the Postmaster general, despairing and declaring the stamps are Just going to have to go up a cent!! LOL!!
Yes! I can relate with everything he said. And that is why Jerry is hilarious. The love he puts into his work, such gifted talent, his well crafted material makes him the brilliant comedian he is.
Hahaha I still watch him on Seinfeld got every episode at home!!!!!!
Newman should have turned up in the end..
Hello Neuman %^)*@#$
Hello Jerry.
Imagine all of the Seinfeld episodes that could have been based around cell phones, online dating, etc.... it needs to come back.
It's true that this specific bit wasn't all that funny, but still... people need to keep in mind that he is, in fact, one of the all time comedic giants. He personified intellectual comedy. His observational skills made him an icon in the stand up world.
Sure, this video isn't one of his highlights. No where near it. But show some respect.
that was awesome! I can't believe that there's so much criticism in this comment section. professional comedians with Actual Insight into this performance wouldn't have so much criticism
He's still got it! Please don't be a stranger mister Seinfeld!
Like a gay French king.... ROFL
His Comedy has always been very bland.
Consistently bland
The postal service description is DEAD ON.
@ The fact that this bit is old and they just put this out just shows how out of touch with the USPS most folks continue to be.
We've been delivering packages and being robbed with these pre-paid pensions that it's ridiculous
Lol these replies are certainly triggered, apparently taking themselves too seriously when he was clearly saying stuff like this for humor.
@@OMGtheykilledKenny42 Fuck his geeky, awkward ass. He's always had that punch me in the face type of attitude to me
Oh dear.
Seinfeld needs to spend more time being funny instead of mostly just talking about being funny.
I can't stop imagining a bee talking to me xD
As a former carrier for the post office I can tell you why they are "struggling" so much... of course it would take months to accomplish... since the idiots running that place are so incompetent... Jerry nailed it right on the head when he said that they are using technology from 1630!!! I've always loved Jerry, he's a great comedian, but now he's an even bigger hero in my eyes!!! For those of you who work for the post office, you know exactly what I'm talking about... for those who don't work there, just wait for my book that's coming out. The entire corruption will be exposed and then EVERYONE will know how fucked up the postal service is. You ROCK, Jerry... YOU ROCK!!!
"juiced up hard rectangle" rofl
got me knee slapping on my couch brother that was hilarious
Someone was booing and hissing when he started talking about the postal service.
I really like Seinfeld, but I found this stand up to be somewhat lacking. The gay French king bit was funny though. AND, I LOVED the nod to Johnny Carson at the end. If Carson waved you over after your set, you KNEW you made it!
Refreshing to see somone see past the fact that his legacy dosnt mean his current jokes are funny
Jerry needs to do more stand up! That was great!
I know there are few people who will agree with me, but I’ve never actually liked Jerry’s type of “comedy”. And, it just seems he would be a prick if you actually met him. Sorry Jer..,not funny.👎🏼👎🏼
Jerry is pretty on point! I don't know many people that can go without there "rectangle!"
Jerry is AWESOME! Check out my first comedy vid; "Brown Weekend Update News August 2014" on my channel. Let me know if I made you laugh…Thanks! :)
This is gold Jerry, Gold!!
Perfect first comedian! I love Seinfeld. Good luck Jimmy
It's a good thing this is just comedy because if it was even a bit serious then the bits about the Postal Service are very misinforming, ignorant, and elitist.
Or more likely is that you should unbunch your little pink panties.
It's not elitist... he's representing what most people think about the post office. Slow, expensive, and generally useless at simple tasks.
Never realized how old Seinfeld is. Time goes by so fast.
Jerry: "Thank you. Thank you. Nice to meet you all. Congratulations on your life"
Jimmy: "Hahahahahahahaha. Funniest shit I've ever heard in my life!"
He's right - I have no idea how much a stamp costs LOL. And I do that scrolling thing thru my contact list several times a day!
Love him
He really needs to be on television again! He still kills it!
I feel like I’ll never get Seinfeld. I love stand up comedy, but I just don’t think he’s funny, it’s weird.
Hello Newman!
His comedy is pleasant, not over the top. So it might have the viewer smiling and agreeing to what he says, but not "laughing out loud".
Jerry Seinfeld ♥♥♥ .... Evergreen!!
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That's why his show was #1.
He was never a particularly funny part of the show, especially his stand up
When seinfield first came out, it actually was not that popular. Recently, or less around early/mid 2000 it become popular.
Not at all.
Just take your L, and leave. (Bruno)
Well...Him AND Larry David.
While this may not be his best performance, Seinfeld has been killing it for decades and is a comic legend. How many of today's comic performances can claim to have no cursing, no slander, no negative racial elements, no crudeness or lewdness? These guys can't top themselves forever. Seinfeld may or may not continue to be relevant, but really there is not a lot left to prove.
Is it just me? or do people really think this is funny? cuz I think it's not :/
he used to be funny
Takumakun Chii Its even not you humor.
Takumakun Chii You are not alone. I didn't find him to be funny 25 years ago either. The other night I watched a Seinfeld episode. I didn't laugh, didn't giggle, didn't chordle, didn't smile, I didn't even grin. It did nothing.
Will Mack yet you're on a video about him performing stand-up, good job
KillerToyMachine well.. I saw him on a video and didnt find him funny so I looked him up to confirm if people on the Internet really think he is... Maybe he's the same
Funny.. but Jerry seems to be getting too old for this. He just need to start a new show..
comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/
Sean Knox Thanks, I was going to look this up after I heard them talking about it on this show. Thanks again.
LOL Gay French king... not that there's anything wrong with that.
I came in prepared to be disappointed since I've never enjoyed his show, but this was really great! I'd love to know if he wrote it himself.
Yeah he writes all his material
It shows.
What's the deal with TH-cam commenters?!?
I think very few of these young whipper snappers got that.
I did.
I'm old.
They're like bad drivers. Ubiquitous.
whats the deal with ovalteen
Probably just jealous they never had a hit TV show
This was funnier than any of his set
Watching this, it's amazing to think he changed the face of comedy. I mean, it's quite weak. I think Larry David had a lot more to do with Seinfeld's success than Seinfeld himself.
David did have a lot to do with it, however in my opinion the funniest seasons were 8 & 9 where it was just Jerry. And his stand up used to be the best there's ever was. Now that he's a billionaire he probably just half assed's his routine. Why wouldn't he?
*****
Agree 100%, Tom.
I thought it was nearly brilliant.
Love when he looks over at Fallon at the end like “I just set the place on fire is that okay?”
PS the whole idea of him being intelligent is that he doesn't have to do toilet humor because he has a brain and he makes us laugh by using comedy from current events literature history politics medicine etc. he is so refreshing there is no one like him!
Really like him, never laughed at one of his jokes though
Are u short? They fly over your head I guess
Wooooosh x10000
So true
@@m.a.4949 the force of elitism is strong with you
Good to hear I'm not the only one
this is really funny. I think I bought a stamp once in ten years. It took me a day and like ten different stores to find a place that just sold one stamp. Then I just ended up having to go to the post office to buy the damn thing, which worked out cause the post office is like one of the only places you can ever find a stupid mail box anymore.
I think that so many people are just so used to all the dirty joke profanity talk comedy that we don't know what funny is anymore
Maybe why I found this funny.
Very well stated. Whether or not you think his routine is funny or not - and maybe I'm old fashioned - but you gotta' appreciate a comedian who doesn't have to rely on profanity to be funny. I can think easily of a couple of dozen comics who strictly perform completely clean material....and it's FUNNY! I think it's called "observational humor". Oldies like Red Skelton come to mind.
I work for the postal service and I'm highly offended. Just kidding that's spot-on
it's an acquired taste of comedy. i think it's hilarious. he puts a lot of thought in the wording and the delivering of his jokes. jerry is a genius.
That 'gay french king' line earned a chuckle...
Seems people love to be critical. I thought the stand up was fine
Jerry Seinfeld is the most Beloved Comedian, he knows his Material.
He might be offensive at times,
I sometimes have to say Offensive things just prove a point. So you better listen up!!!
i like his show but his standup at the end is rarely funny, just like this.
"If you got some money leftover buy yourself some pants and a real car" SEINFELD IS THE GOAT
And the whole time I'm thinking ``When is he gunna say Newman!``
Gee, what a god gifted man this seinfeld is ... not an ounce of talent and yet such a career!
I love the postal service. Without them how do we get all our goodies from eBay and Amazon. Oh yeah....that's right...email. Poor show Seinfeld.
Fedex or any other delivery service
Nope.
Fedex charge an absolute fortune. Screw that. I don't pay a cent for my mail to be delivered.
Fedex & UPS
amazon prime with FedEx/UPS.
I closed my eyes, and I hear a fucking bee
I like that he's trying, but this was horrible. Just take your 400 million and leave the comedy to actual funny people
Why didnt he age? He looks almost exactly the same since the beginning of the show
2:02 Ive NEVER heard Jerry curse in any of his stand up.
Hes humor has always been very clean this surprised me a lot.
Jerry uses "gd" alot in his stand-up. Watch some of his you tube videos.
Yeah, he started using more god damn and damned I noticed when I saw him almost a decade ago
I dont get it, he is supposed to be one of the greatest with Louis CK, Chappelle, but i cant seem to find Seinfeld funny
Well Jerry's mail is getting "lost" for awhile.
EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS ON TEXTING
I'm glad he ripped on the Post Office. They have ticked me off so many times.
Thank god someone finally took the USPS down a notch. They've had it too good for too long.
Agreed.
All this negative stuff about Jerry not being funny. Really? Why? Because he's not talking about sex or being a racist? Kudos Seinfeld, you just come off a lot more intelligent then the rest of the perverts out there. Its hard to find clean funny anymore.
Legend. Seinfeld can do no wrong.
nicely done Jerry! It is however, kinda weird how Fallon sits in the back completely in the dark. They should light him and show him reacting a bit to the punchlines...
I think the Pete Holmes Show: New Material Seinfeld has some better material than Jerry Seinfeld does ^_^
*****
Not Pete Holmes. "New Material Seinfeld" is a puppet that frequents the Pete Holmes Show. And his jokes are funnier than this. TH-cam him and decide for yourself.
This guy is so funny i almost had a stroke
love the shots of jimmy losing it in the background
US postal service: I don't know why, but I have the feeling some awesome guy is trash-talking my job.
I don't like his style
What is it you don't like with it?
I don't know really..
LOL @ the Post Office rant. Newman...
I think this is one of those 'you had to be there' moments. He's just not funny.
no respect at all for one of the all time greats.
Being an 'all time great' doesn't give you a get-out-of-being-funny card as a comedian.
he has never been funny to me ! glad i'm not alone
You betcha. Jerry hasn't lost it. He was great. Forgot how much I missed seeing him regularly.