STEEPEST ROAD IN WILTSHIRE CONQUERED ON TINY HONDA C90 - CADBURY SNOWY FINGERS DEVOURED
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ต.ค. 2024
- In this first review of 2023, I review the 'limited edition' Cadbury Snowy Fingers at the summit of the steepest hill in Wiltshire.
How can a biscuit that tastes of wax, nothing, sugar, salt and soil be desirable? Somehow, it is!
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Let me know I am getting the wrong end of the handlebar on the biscuit donations front...
Keep them coming I'll continue watching. You gave me my first morning laugh.
Glad to hear it.
Gonna get me a cub b4 I die. Maybe this year 😊
Another great educational yet entertaining review, bravo.
I can't help but wonder like I'm sure many others do, why you don't include how far you can throw the particular biscuit being reviewed, after all this is an important consideration when selecting a particular biscuit brand & model to purchase.
Looking forward to your book. Many thanks.
What a prat I've been... There are biscuits that definitely need throwing , packet and all straight into a canal or bonfire. I will adjust the next video.
Hi Fred. Welcome back to your mad fan club. I`m glad to see that your sanity hasn`t improved one bit, God forbid. So, you saw 8,000 motorbikes eh? I`ve told you millions of times not to exaggerate. Thanks for the deeper insight into the dark art of biscology.
Could have been 10,000. When you're doing 200mph it is hard to count them all
@@EpohDerf Good point. Glad you`re not stressing the poor little Honda beyond a comfortable cruising speed. 👍
Creme eggs went rubbish when Cadbury sold themselves to the devil!
If I ever start filming on the move I’m totally giving random trees shout outs in Latin.
Oh brave move Sir, going from the recognised standards straight into a seasonal bastardisation of the high class biscuit fare ( the chocolate straw technique works well with Penguin buscuits too and the tea infused chocolate mush is an epicurely delight) .
I didn't even apply for the correct license before heading out. The penguin trick is also a great way of halting unwanted conversation. Execute the whole process whilst someone tries to talk to you. Maintain unwavering eye contact throughout and I guarantee they will be silenced.
@@EpohDerf I'll try it on the Father in law
@@TweedsGarage along with the usual chest-beating, stamping and low grunting noises I assume?
@@EpohDerf oh of course
Great video, waxy was probably a good description. I imagine the makers don’t want the chocolate to melt in your fingers so add candle wax.
Yes! This is the kind of scientific insight I hope for when I put one of these videos together... I assume you have a PhD in Biscology?
As someone who used to love seasonally themed confectionary as a child, I find it slightly depressing nowadays. It used to denote Christmas season in the northern hemisphere, now it says not-summer. A late September heatwave features snowball and reindeer chocolate, and Lidl overlap their Christmas and Easter offerings chronologically and thematically. Chocolate fingers were always a bit bourgeois. The kind of thing well-to-do aunts would offer you one of, in full knowledge you could demolish the packet at a sitting. To complete the bildungsroman, my then partner had an identical blue C90 to yours, which I subsequently discovered was her transport to conduct an illicit affair with her boss.
Bloody hell! The only way to heal from this is to guzzle copious biscuits, buy a red cub and start administering the physical act of romance upon all who request it...and riding a red cub, they will!
@@EpohDerf I'm making do with a Hot Wheels Honda Cub currently. It's serving as a key ring.
@@borderlands6606 they are hard to get a hold of 'in real life'.
I would try to get one gently used if one pops up inside the internet. They don't appear to be losing money very quickly and are 'rare' over here.
It’s decided. After watching your videos. I’m going to add my Super Cub to my Channel. 🤷♂️ thanks dude. I’m thinking super Cub camping
Camping deluxe or camping basic?
Camping deluxe would be tent, stove etc. Camping basic would be a tarp and foraging. Bit would be ace!
@@EpohDerf I’ll probably do both. I enjoy simple tarp set up but sometimes I want to be spoiled. I’ve got enough camping gear I can mix and match for a while to see what suits me best.
Informative and interesting. I kind of felt that this was a difficult review for you ? A hungry man can sometimes be led down a path of ravenous mayhem. You seemed unsure, confused and possibly misled by what seemed to be tasteless "chocolate" ? Has the famous "Cadbury" brand lost it's identity on this one ? ...
Nice thrash up the hill btw 👍👏
You can read me like a book. I was in a sort of blind hunger-frenzy. I would have eaten almost anything. As it was, the festive purple relic beckoned me and led me to execute some pretty dangerous stunts in the pursuit of relieving my hunger.
Do you have certain biscuit varieties that turn up at Christmas? Have you ever dared to try them out of season? Do some biscuits make you giddy all year long?
@@EpohDerf you have played a dangerous game, I admire that.
My "mousetrap bait" is the same all year round, that being the "Foxes" selection box. A local valuehouse has a dedicated shelf , you walk past it on the way to the tills. Clever. I nosh a tray in 2 evenings, sadly.
Well done on your 10 second wet fingering, I look forward to, should you choose to, a review of another chocolate covered delight.
@@tommotomlinson3370 useful to keep a couple of boxes spare in case you need to assert dominance over visitors... Fix a vacant stare straight through them, plough up the entire pack, don't break eye contact, plenty of heavy breathing throughout and that's it.
@@EpohDerf you have a wisdom I admire and aspire to reach. I will purchase boxes and follow the guidance you have offered. I thank you for that. Until our next communication, I wish you well.
What's the name of the steep hill?
Evening Hugh. It is just the hill up from Bushton and Clyffe Pypard towards Broad Town.