Conservative Weirdos Are Bad at Everything (w/ Ethanisonline)

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  • @JordanAdika
    @JordanAdika  ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Go to buyraycon.com/jadika for 15% off your order, plus get free domestic or flat fee international shipping! Brought to you by Raycon!! :-)

    • @_Cotton
      @_Cotton ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey jordan guess what

    • @segue2ant395
      @segue2ant395 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like that you prefaced the ad read in your show with a brief conversation about how adverts are just carefully constructed lies.

    • @Tastykake83
      @Tastykake83 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Raycons are not water resistant 😢 I bought them for my husband and they didn't survive a single jog in the rain. Uncool. Waste of money. Less than a week they lasted. 😢

    • @danielsmokesmids
      @danielsmokesmids ปีที่แล้ว

      The daily wire is NOT libertarian. They are Republicans posing as liberty lovers. Please don't confuse them.

    • @Budder_Prin5e
      @Budder_Prin5e ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh god, they now made a video for Jeremy’s Chocolate

  • @rosequartzstary1033
    @rosequartzstary1033 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    6:21 The most confusing part of that clip is the implication that young boys are growing and shaving beards 💀

  • @_im_not_ava_
    @_im_not_ava_ ปีที่แล้ว +639

    ( 0:59 nearly kills a man) “remember when there were 2 genders???”

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      priorities 😂

    • @rmdavidov
      @rmdavidov ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Did you know that you have rights?

    • @liesalllies
      @liesalllies ปีที่แล้ว +86

      ​@@rmdavidov Jeremy boring says ya don't!

    • @sushiroll3795
      @sushiroll3795 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Funniest thing was that he legitimately swerved to try and hit the guy.

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's what I didn't understand, like why should we be supporting you if you actively tried to kill a man

  • @greyisnthere
    @greyisnthere ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    you know when you were a kid and thought yelling "No he can't!" during the Bob the Builder song was peak comedy? this commercial has the same energy.

    • @iamjustkiwi
      @iamjustkiwi ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Way too accurate, damn.

    • @kai_maceration
      @kai_maceration ปีที่แล้ว +101

      okay but a contrarian kid yelling at the TV is infinitely funnier than this, my younger siblings fucking hate the protagonists in half their favorite shows and it's hilarious to me, they hate Tom Thomas and Justin Time

  • @flowerae5525
    @flowerae5525 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    What makes even less sense is that the people that agree with their views and how shaving is manly are the same people who think women not shaving their legs are gross

    • @HaidebugCreates
      @HaidebugCreates ปีที่แล้ว +144

      There in lies the issue. It’s all hypocritical.

    • @giulioceresini1435
      @giulioceresini1435 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      they usually don't even shave, they all have beards...

    • @Mia-xg1wm
      @Mia-xg1wm ปีที่แล้ว +191

      no no, you’re forgetting all women naturally have smooth and perfectly exfoliated legs 😌 why would they need to shave?

    • @HaidebugCreates
      @HaidebugCreates ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @Lucian I hope you’re joking

    • @Mia-xg1wm
      @Mia-xg1wm ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @Lucian men should have arms bigger than my thigh, it’s weird if u dont

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    “He looks like a version of colonel sanders who isn’t brave enough to be openly racist” is the most unexpected weird burn I’ve ever seen 😂

  • @Littlefluffykittycat
    @Littlefluffykittycat ปีที่แล้ว +900

    As a cis woman who literally has to shave my chin every morning, because my hormones just do what they want and not what I would like, it only makes me feel more insecure to hear someone say women shaving their faces doesn’t make sense. Then I realize this guy is a joke and nothing he says matters.

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Narcissists like him are the laughing stock of anyone who isn't as idiotic as he is. Don't let his words affect you, you're valid Queen

    • @stitchedghost8032
      @stitchedghost8032 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I'm an ultra femme cis woman but I have to shave my side burns and chest because I grow really thick dark hair. Guys like this say real women don't have to shave their faces but would also say a woman was gross for having facial hair.
      I heard there was some conservative razor and I thought it was so stupid that it couldn't be real and this commercial still leave me unconvinced. I can't see it as anything other than satire.

    • @cookie5535
      @cookie5535 ปีที่แล้ว

      99% of women have facial and body hair! These men want hairless women which means they want prepubescent girls lol

    • @someonerandom8552
      @someonerandom8552 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      One of my old school friends, a cis woman, had to shave her upper lip. Because she would get the beginnings of something like a moustache otherwise. Like woman having facial hair isn’t unheard of. I’ve seen wax shop specialists sell such facial treatments exclusively to woman for like 20 years now. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @hahalove47
      @hahalove47 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously. This man would be completely shocked to see how well I could grow a nice black mustache while also being a cis woman. Started shaving it when I was 10! So yes. Cis little girls can use razors to shave their faces. Pretty normal and I'm sorry morons like that guy make any women feel like it's not.

  • @littleflick
    @littleflick ปีที่แล้ว +3133

    Putting transphobia aside, just for a tiny second, then I’ll put it back I promise. He does know that cis women also use razors? Right?

    • @littleflick
      @littleflick ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Out here cutting his potential market share just to be a dick.

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 ปีที่แล้ว +1267

      Nono, you got it all wrong!
      cis women are naturally hairless until they become feminists

    • @chiyoh
      @chiyoh ปีที่แล้ว +2

      these are the same kind of men who shame women with pcos or dark facial hair into removing it, and who constantly throw fits about feminists with armpit/leg hair bc body hair = man. no logic, just thoughtless outrage

    • @littleflick
      @littleflick ปีที่แล้ว +353

      @@sourgreendolly7685 ah true

    • @jennifermckay5585
      @jennifermckay5585 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      Cis women only use dainty pink ones

  • @hannahlane5675
    @hannahlane5675 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    The sad thing is that if this ad were satire it would have been hilarious

    • @jijitters
      @jijitters ปีที่แล้ว +194

      I thought the exact same thing lol It's such perfect parody, except it's 100% genuine.

    • @segue2ant395
      @segue2ant395 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah, this definitely skirts Poe's law.

    • @baydiac
      @baydiac ปีที่แล้ว +132

      “Shut Up And Shave” is such a weird slogan to choose for a guy who got offended by a razor commercial… He didn’t follow his own advice!

    • @kazman115
      @kazman115 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I thought their chocolate ad was funny until I saw Micheal Knowles and then figured out what was going on and got sad.

    • @xenosbreed
      @xenosbreed ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Someone did one recently with an 'unwoke' beer cause of the Bud Light thing that I thought for sure was parody, but it was legit and they were selling a 6 pack for 20 bucks. Their base is being conditioned to be mad all the time so they can sell them stuff for insane prices

  • @sketchedout4080
    @sketchedout4080 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Why did bro put all this controversial energy into an ad about a razor💀

  • @noalowenstein6741
    @noalowenstein6741 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Once you remember that pretty much everyone at the daily wire flunked out of Hollywood everything starts to make a lot more sense. the obsession with "woke corporations", Hiring actors and models for this video, etc

  • @wyattrierson3967
    @wyattrierson3967 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:13 get a load of mr. Midlife crisis over here

  • @Batgirl219
    @Batgirl219 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It's kinda hilarious that the "1 and half genders" line at the beginning is a low key admission that the things we associate with gender aren't necessarily set in stone or limited to one sex.

  • @yaboibigslime6789
    @yaboibigslime6789 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:40 weren't like a lot of cowboy's gay? I don't think they would agree with Jeremy here. Lol

  • @violatyrant
    @violatyrant 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love how Jordan is a crisp 1080 and Ethan is like a little gremlin on his shoulder being projected into the video from a 2004 motorola razr

  • @TryingToExist973
    @TryingToExist973 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:25
    The book that’s shown is actually a book made to make fun of trans people 👁️👄👁️

  • @argos_lucien
    @argos_lucien ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:56
    Holy shit I thought the lady on the left, in a blacksuit, was a mannequin
    That neck thoooo

  • @amysaysbye
    @amysaysbye ปีที่แล้ว +74

    4:25 "we're just normal men, we're just innocent men" vibes

    • @mossypop
      @mossypop ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THATS EXAXTLY WHAT I THOGUHT OF TOO
      Probably on purpose since the only reason I ever get that video on my Twitter feed is Jordan’s rts

    • @amysaysbye
      @amysaysbye ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mossypop he was probably how i found that twitter acc originally, but i followed it a while back so i forgot that he rts it too 😭😭

  • @simeonfalafel
    @simeonfalafel ปีที่แล้ว

    6:49 this woman is the keyholder, just letting him wear it as a tease

  • @Lgandac1264
    @Lgandac1264 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Can’t imagine how insecure in your masculinity you’d need to be to buy this😭😭

    • @iamjustkiwi
      @iamjustkiwi ปีที่แล้ว +29

      For real imagine going to someone's house and seeing this razor in their bathroom or whatever. At least it functions as a handy red flag about who to avoid.

  • @lazyfoxplays8503
    @lazyfoxplays8503 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “He’s the CEO of daily wire.”
    “Oh. Bummer.”

  • @dissolvedpeafowl
    @dissolvedpeafowl ปีที่แล้ว

    12:00 I can't tell if this is a white dude in deep shadows or if they had the only PoC in the entire commercial KNEELING.

  • @fredders1
    @fredders1 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "shut up and shave" *continues to whine about woke culture for an ungodly amount of time*

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's funny too because he doesn't describe the razors even once. For all we know they're from the same factory that makes Gilette razors, and he just slapped a different logo on them. The ONLY selling point is that the viewer is supposed to find the guy whose name is on the box likeable, which is as far from the "shut up and shave" mentality you can get. If the whole idea was to "shut up and shave", then what does it matter what the owner of any razor company has to say about gender norms or whatever? The only deciding factor should be the quality of the razors, and yet we barely even get to see the actual razors.

  • @femmeknitted
    @femmeknitted ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this ad was wild because of ... well... everything. but also because they didn't even say anything thing about their product except that it's a razor????

  • @DoctorDissonance
    @DoctorDissonance ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Shut up and shave," says the banner at the end of a lengthy, highly produced monologue. Which just says it all, doesn't it? They're quite comfortable talking forever, but YOU have to shut up, if you say things they don't like.

  • @HarveMoone
    @HarveMoone 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    He looks like the VERY evil version of Michael Sheen.

  • @briannajordan8565
    @briannajordan8565 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    got a gillette venus ad in the middle of this lmao

  • @ladyvanda
    @ladyvanda ปีที่แล้ว +37

    2:46 Being a real man is being the most alcoholic. Must have emergency whiskey on the rocks with a dash of mouthwash and a whiff of keyboard cleaner on my way to the office.

  • @HarveMoone
    @HarveMoone 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This feels like a commercial I would have seen in Arrested Development.

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "He's like the Dragonball Z fusion between the Jefferies, Star and Epstein!"
    I spat out my drink

  • @horse_dog
    @horse_dog ปีที่แล้ว +51

    he def saw one dr. squatch soap commercial and was like “but what if it was reactionary?”

  • @KlaximumSkroeft
    @KlaximumSkroeft ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:04 I realise this might not be a super left-wing thing of me to notice but that man is even insecure about the amount of cylinders on his rental. Because a McLaren 570s spider had a v8 and that full-on sounds like a v10.

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific ปีที่แล้ว

      The louder your engine is, the bigger your penis is and the more people like and respect you. Right? That-- that's how it works, right?

  • @RHV0id
    @RHV0id ปีที่แล้ว

    4:10 Literally as soon as he said this there was an ad break and it happened to be Old Spice

  • @Stardipped_Paws
    @Stardipped_Paws หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This further reinforces my opinion that if anyone uses the word "woke" unironically to mean anything vaguely lgbtq/trans/liberal, they instantly lose all credibility to me.

  • @gabe8072
    @gabe8072 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    my father bought these, hated them from day one, but wont admit to himself that it was a cheap grift he fell for lmao

  • @sparklestarspompomunicorn
    @sparklestarspompomunicorn ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:18 adskip

  • @gebbo221
    @gebbo221 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait a second. Is that an elusive Michael Knowles cameo at both 2:31 and 10:37? Well golly gee, I think it is. How nice! Have a great day, everbody. :D

  • @OO-dq6dp
    @OO-dq6dp ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Love how the catchphrase of choice is "shut up and shave." Which ya know, Jeremy himself could've done instead of making a whole ass bigoted razor brand. It's not clever or cunning, it's just hard to watch💀

  • @queenemmers
    @queenemmers ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Quite telling that Jeremy doesn't know about peach fuzz

    • @paadoxal
      @paadoxal ปีที่แล้ว +55

      and women sometimes having thicker facial hair lol

    • @thewastelandworrier
      @thewastelandworrier ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Probably never got close enough to a woman to notice...

    • @komal146
      @komal146 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      pcod or just normal hair on legs

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And pcos

    • @megorly792
      @megorly792 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@komal146 right, like I'm arab and I have a whole beard. But if he doesn't want me to shave it then so be it 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @BooperDooper-u8p
    @BooperDooper-u8p 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "shut up and shave" *what he is currently not doing*

  • @hiworld7185
    @hiworld7185 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:26 self report incoming

  • @ecliiipsssse
    @ecliiipsssse ปีที่แล้ว +803

    Don't you love it when Jeremy _Boring_ (emphasis on boring) is not just transphobic, but also ahistorical

    • @TheSarahbee23
      @TheSarahbee23 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      seriously the ahistorical thing gets me most like if you do.... any actual research at all on it you'd see that trans people, or genders outside of a binary, are in no way a "new" concept in human history. and they CONSTANTLY screech that don't they, "do your own research" makes me wanna yeet myself into the sun

    • @HotClown
      @HotClown ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ahistorical is an understatement, reactionaries (especially transphobes) are just anti-knowledge, and reactionary views are literal actual weaponized stupidity at this point, as in these stupid goddamn views are getting people killed
      I truly cannot stand these clowns man goddammit

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@TheSarahbee23 counteroffer: we yeet them instead

    • @HobieInTheBox
      @HobieInTheBox ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ​@@sourgreendolly7685 offer accepted

    • @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3
      @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheSarahbee23 I think when conservatives say "historical" they actually mean "colonial." "if white people only had two genders, then that must be the correct worldview obviously!" I think the sad thing is a lot of them don't even realise it. they just put on the horse blinders, do zero research, all so they can prop up their view of "normal" because they need that to feel stable.

  • @radschele1815
    @radschele1815 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    11:57 where is he shaving himself? And why is he yapping?

  • @TheNormExperience
    @TheNormExperience ปีที่แล้ว +336

    “He looks like a groomer Patrick Bateman who sells MDMA only to teenagers.”
    That was such a perfect description I spat out my water 😂

  • @Shindai
    @Shindai ปีที่แล้ว +725

    I love how Gilette said "men shouldn't hit women" and a whole bunch of men immediately told on themselves objecting to it :P Like all antiwoke people trying to be edgy and cool, this feels like something I'd think was awesome when I was like, 14, but god it's cringey now, and very bloody funny xD Also as an aside, I think it's weird having someone with a beard advertise razors. Like... "What kind of men use Jeremy's razors?" Not you, apparently, how good could thep roduct be, and how would you even know? :P

    • @jijitters
      @jijitters ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Right? It's so telling that the dude in the video said Gilette called *men* toxic when they never did any such thing. Jeremy apparently just thinks violence and men are the same thing I guess?

    • @-user_redacted-
      @-user_redacted- ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@jijitters yep. And I'm sure he's also the sort that thinks women shouldn't be in power because they're too emotional and we'll start wars. Because clearly Wars and violence are different

    • @iamjustkiwi
      @iamjustkiwi ปีที่แล้ว

      Saying men shouldn't encourage their sons to fight or to harass strange women is too woke now apparently. These dudes are fucking pathetic, I'm about to abandon my sex as a whole due to cringe by association.

    • @sav2997
      @sav2997 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I mean, men with beards still use razors, mostly to clean up their neck

    • @voidishprattles4319
      @voidishprattles4319 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Seriously tho it's crazy how *insanely sensitive* Republicans are to the point that a random ad from years ago saying "hitting your family is bad" is *still* living in their heads rent free.
      I have no other word but insanely pathetic. If they don't like "toxic masculinity" we should just call it "pitiful masculinity" instead 🤷

  • @normalguy246
    @normalguy246 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    anyone else get an old spice ad IMMEDIATELY after they mentioned old spice? 😭😭

  • @breaksneck3858
    @breaksneck3858 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just got the perfect old spice add at 4:12. I though it was edited into the video

  • @LKHooray
    @LKHooray ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Can we talk about how daily wire complains about sex gets used in Hollywood but are using it for this ad

    • @bushybeardedbear
      @bushybeardedbear ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Hypocrisy at the daily wire? Say it ain't so.

    • @fatcat1414
      @fatcat1414 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's because women in Hollywood are now being more independently sexual instead of just being props to a man's sense of masculinity.

    • @mossypebbles
      @mossypebbles 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they put a CHILD in the same ad as women with their boobies out

  • @ashleycrawford5123
    @ashleycrawford5123 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whats funny is that there is absolutely no difference between mens and womans razors to begin with. Except color. I buy mens 3 blade because they are cheaper.

  • @saggguy7
    @saggguy7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    him: “that’s the most homoerotic moment you’re going to get from a jeremy’s razor”
    me: :(

    • @scringlinbo
      @scringlinbo ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he isn't for the gays but he could be..💔

  • @frogbirds
    @frogbirds ปีที่แล้ว +107

    You'd think at least ONE of his outfits would work, if only in a 'broken clock' way. But no, they're all weirdly ugly. It's giving supply teacher that won the lottery.

  • @dukecaliblap
    @dukecaliblap ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Kind of ironic that a company mostly comprised of guys who use beards to cover up their weak jawlines is now getting into the shaving business

    • @mossypebbles
      @mossypebbles 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      also very good marketing to FULLY exclude women, like women are more than half the world population and you are willing to loose money to shill this weird gym hype version of masculinity

  • @idklol4543
    @idklol4543 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:26 Matt Walsh’s book in the background I’m screaming

  • @chillarypuff
    @chillarypuff ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg babe new Jordan video just dropped

  • @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3
    @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    this thing feels like it goes on for hours, it should've ended after the flame thrower bit...

    • @badger6882
      @badger6882 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s like an Epic play

  • @thatrantinggirl7376
    @thatrantinggirl7376 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg this ad just keeps going, everytime I thought it was over it wasn’t

  • @lareinabrown
    @lareinabrown ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When it shows a picture of “those guys that shot osama bin Ladin” it lowkey just looks like Logan Paul💀

  • @Zarmdthecoolest
    @Zarmdthecoolest ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:35 to 2:51 feel like I'm being backed into a corner

  • @noalowenstein6741
    @noalowenstein6741 ปีที่แล้ว

    @7:24 I'm really glad Jeremy is putting family-oriented conservative values on screen for everyone to see. all four of those big... round ........ conservative values .........................................sorry what was I talking about again?

  • @sadkarret
    @sadkarret ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He looks like Sam reich if he’d been stored in a waffle iron

  • @jailyngordon4798
    @jailyngordon4798 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    It felt uniquely empowering to be giggling and binding my chest while watching this video

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      For real, I'm a six foot man painting my nails while watching this bearded little daddy in the tightest, most 2010s looking suit I've ever seen tell me that if my razors had his name on them I could become the person who shot Bin Laden, and the juxtaposition is just so hilarously bizarre.

  • @Sparx632
    @Sparx632 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Dude seems really secure in his masculinity.

  • @itsaspiracle
    @itsaspiracle ปีที่แล้ว +60

    he can’t not realize that he’s set himself up in that last shot to look like a full-on comic book villain

  • @brainfood8971
    @brainfood8971 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    So we are watching an episode of "Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia" where Charlie becomes a conservative grifter, right?

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Charlie would never. Now his evil twin brother, on the other hand…

    • @kyle-october
      @kyle-october ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@DeathnoteBB Frank has quite literally been a conservative grifter before with the gun thing lol

    • @sakuraseranipoji
      @sakuraseranipoji ปีที่แล้ว +1

      stop cuz i literally thought it was him at first and almost had a stroke

  • @mayuuumie
    @mayuuumie ปีที่แล้ว

    quietly chuckling

  • @Celestialbodies99
    @Celestialbodies99 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've never seen an ad that screams insecure man as loudly as this one does.

  • @eray4275
    @eray4275 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My right earbud for my pair of raycons had its battery reduced to maybe 15 minutes max within a month of use

  • @Vintage-Ace
    @Vintage-Ace ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video Dr. Jadika 👌🏾

  • @ringer1324
    @ringer1324 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    3:17 it’s hard to take Ethan seriously when the purple wolf is moving across the screen

  • @milometric2736
    @milometric2736 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    petri dish of dorks is such a good fuckin phrase

  • @YoTerrako
    @YoTerrako ปีที่แล้ว +3

    MUM WAKE UP JORDAN DROPED 🗣️🗣️

  • @haikeybawkins8367
    @haikeybawkins8367 ปีที่แล้ว

    NOT ME GETTING BACK TO BACK ADS FOR GILLETE VENUS RAZORS AND THE DAILY WIRE why 😭

  • @komal146
    @komal146 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    that's an ad about Jeremy's Insecurity.

  • @homemelanie
    @homemelanie ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's so wild that to establish how cool a dude he is, he almost runs over a guy and is an ass to every employee. What's even more wild is that there are any people impressed by that

  • @mmori673
    @mmori673 ปีที่แล้ว

    that first part of the ad is a better ad for harry's than the actual harry's ads I've seen

  • @UnfitHero
    @UnfitHero 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    please the old spice ad 😭

  • @Crqzy_Bot
    @Crqzy_Bot ปีที่แล้ว +568

    I think this may be the first video I’ve ever seen of Ethan not high af.

    • @darth_spock6375
      @darth_spock6375 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Honestly I think he's funnier like this, but that might just be everyone playing well off of Jordan

    • @roj6895
      @roj6895 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      gotta make 4/20 special

    • @moatrboat
      @moatrboat ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he's not high in all of them

    • @_gay_grim_
      @_gay_grim_ ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You must not watch him alot

    • @moatrboat
      @moatrboat ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i've watched him for a while. he's high in most of them but not all .

  • @vasoskyriakides
    @vasoskyriakides 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pre-drugs Beatles music 🤣👌

  • @maxwellmartin1854
    @maxwellmartin1854 ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally got an old spice ad right after they mentioned it

  • @charlieentertainment1369
    @charlieentertainment1369 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There was one person of color and he was holding Harrys cup an kneeling infront of his throne o.o

  • @rudeboyberret5279
    @rudeboyberret5279 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m an old spice guy because of the old Bruce Campbell playing “hungry like a wolf” on the piano commercial.

  • @primroseprom
    @primroseprom ปีที่แล้ว +480

    “Do you remember when there were 2 genders and one 1 and a half of them had to shave their mustache?”
    No. But do you remember when people recognized six distinct sexes as far back as a Neo-Babylonian era? They’re recognized in the Talmund, which, again, is thousands of years old.
    People have recognized for thousands of years that there’s more than just male and female. It’s just that in recent history, we’ve conveniently forgotten it.

    • @ganymedeanoutlaw
      @ganymedeanoutlaw ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I'm hung up on the "one and a half" part! He can't even keep his story straight within the same sentence! If he thinks gender and sex are so binary, and the idea of a woman shaving her face is supposedly absurd to him, then who are the other "and a half of" a gender?!

    • @primroseprom
      @primroseprom ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ganymedeanoutlaw I think that the “half” part is meant to reference how some women get some hair on their face, usually a bit of a mustache but it can be more, depending on your genetics. I have some afab friends where they get no thick hair on their face, and I have others that can grow a sort of patchy mustache if they don’t shave for a while.

    • @shirin9452
      @shirin9452 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Hijras in India, and I think some Native American tribes felt trans people made better shamans right? I keep arguing this with my religious friend, gender fluidity/trans/non-binary people ARE NOT NEW

    • @YikYakTikTak
      @YikYakTikTak ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@primroseprom I think you’re right, but to be honest it is still confusing. Bc like, even if it’s not all of them, if some women shave then both genders shave. You don’t get half a gender like that (at least according to his logic)

    • @primroseprom
      @primroseprom ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@YikYakTikTak Yeah, it doesn't make his statement as a whole any less confusing or stupid. I was just trying to provide some context on what he might have been trying to say.

  • @SubSalicylate
    @SubSalicylate ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wait till they hear about cis women who shave their facial hair 🤫

  • @AndromedaD
    @AndromedaD ปีที่แล้ว +46

    He looks like he's wearing his dad's coat on a spiritual level.
    I've never seen an adult look like they're cosplaying as a grown up.
    I cringe every time I see Jeremy Boring as a pavlovian response because of these ads.
    I don't know what's more embarrassing, the DW being this transparent about grifting their audience with overpriced dropshipped tat, or the thought of an actual person showing off how gullible they are by buying and displaying these things.
    What was even more embarrassing was that there was another razor start up that usually showed up in the same set of ads as this where the people seemed to actually care about making good quality, nondisposable razors. They'd make this heartfelt plea to check out their store page, then this... joke? would come on, whining and pissing all over the place about how persecuted they were because they weren't getting the sponsors they felt they were entitled to.
    And then the fucking chocolate ads came and I had to reblock everything again and again.

  • @Ani-rq7wv
    @Ani-rq7wv 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They couldn’t even get a real bald Eagle for their stupid ad

  • @ZodiacBoi42
    @ZodiacBoi42 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This would have been a great snl skit

  • @alexthunderbrand
    @alexthunderbrand ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I like the bit where he's like "all these manly men use my razors" and shows two pictures of men with beards, and one of a guy in a mask.

  • @926jps
    @926jps ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love it when they say "Remember when there used to be 2 genders." It shows that they are fully aware that there are more than two and that it's a spectrum, they just wish it was like it used to be.

  • @amysaysbye
    @amysaysbye ปีที่แล้ว +153

    when we needed him most, he returned

    • @Rylee_G
      @Rylee_G ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AMY

    • @amysaysbye
      @amysaysbye ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Rylee_G RYLEE HI

    • @Rylee_G
      @Rylee_G ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@amysaysbye HEY

    • @amysaysbye
      @amysaysbye ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Hello-r2n HI KARMA

    • @Rylee_G
      @Rylee_G ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Hello-r2nHEY

  • @KingDomo
    @KingDomo ปีที่แล้ว

    I got an oldspice ad when they talked about oldspice

  • @sovietbot6708
    @sovietbot6708 ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven't seen the ad, but I'm guessing the premise is: woke bad.

  • @evanshannon
    @evanshannon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The irony of this guy saying “using this razor will make you super masculine” while HAVING A BEARD is hilarious

  • @viv8266
    @viv8266 ปีที่แล้ว

    got a gillette ad during this. what could it mean

  • @etenby699
    @etenby699 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:23 The guy posing for the photoshoot looks like he's thinking "I'm not paid enough to deal with this shit."

  • @Deathyman
    @Deathyman ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know you need to make that bag but my friend... The sponsorship was literally 16% of the video. I rounded in your favor....

  • @AnnDVine
    @AnnDVine ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Gillette thinks masculinity is toxic, but we showed them!" *sets stuff on fire*

  • @yannrondeau-chartrand8445
    @yannrondeau-chartrand8445 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Got a Gillette ad while watching this haha

  • @zoeyc5851
    @zoeyc5851 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Whos gonna tell Jeremy that most cowboys were queer and poc, even some were *gasps* women!

    • @lemon93
      @lemon93 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fire fighters too

  • @mossypebbles
    @mossypebbles 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm a cis lady and I pretty much only buy men's deodorant and razors because they ACTUALLY work

  • @theartistformerlyknownasmm246
    @theartistformerlyknownasmm246 ปีที่แล้ว

    Getting a Gillette ad with this video