Best HFY Sci-Fi Stories: Invasive Species
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
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The newly promoted chief engineer explaining how their best remaining weapons are strong words, followed some time later by the captain ordering the computer to come up with the best insult it can was just *chef’s kiss*. I like these xenos
An entire, highly advanced species that worhip....
Yeah, I didn't expact that, but damn, I like those weirdos too!
Imo 60% of the population (bi are a thing) do the same on Earth, so, by sheer numbers, is 1 of the most worshipped "anything" on the planet xD
@@kain7759 This disturbs me...
@@Zedyne to be fair, nobody expects the spanish inquisition👌
@@joshuazurkon823 just embrace it , like old gods and mythology the aversion towards the funny bits is a very recent thing and its only society skin deep
I bet that there is at least one human ship wondering through space that is attempting to build a Death Star just because 😂
"Why?!"
"Why not?"
Agreed
Why stop at one?
Is it bad that I'm kinda proud that humans are a galactic pain in the ass in this setting?
Nope, because we are doing are crazy murderous mother proud
Nope, I'm weirdly proud too that we're space roaches.
Like a bunch of vagrant space meth heads moving into the abandoned space station, stripping the pipe and wire out of the walls, and lowering the neighborhood value before moving onto the next town.
If you think roaches are bad, wait till the lawyers infest your Judicial Systems.😐
That is probably the real reason humans got labeled pests and an invasive species.
your missing the point, Humans are the existential nuisance if we reveal how "civilized" and smart we are the unsuspecting xenos will start to get suspicious. lol
Theres also the american healthcare and...
...Your car's extended warranty🎉
And the lobbying
Fastest breeding species
I am become kudzu, destroyer of worlds.
Kudzu is nightmare, and probably a superior weed to anything native.
Georgia is COVERED in the crap! It smells ghastly whenever it rains.
Please, humans aren't that bad in this setting.
You can literally watch Kudzu grow
@@maxwyght1840and you can practically see the human families grow. Completely destroying interstellar infrastructure? Requiring expensive security and maintenance procedures to keep things safe from humans? This all sounds familiar
@@tychozzyx9439WE ARE RACCOONS!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
also appalaud the freaky space bug priorities when hearing there is a ship nearby , aka ..if its hostile the comp is not to waste time with stuff like survival but to insult it as bad as possible XD
Great story well read.
Dang ... humans are so well portrayed. Thank you for entertainment.
Now this is a believable story about Terrans. The great space roaches will invade everything.
Stellaris Human Galactic Crisis Run.
We will strip all the copper from the galaxy.
OK that's it,
I vow to use the expression "Thank the Furry Muff for small favors" regularly from now on.
I've seen stories where humans are elves, and where humans are orcs, never thought I'd see one where humans are skaven
Ok, that was hilarious.
My friends are going to love it.
Well the problem with this story is"
1 the humans would have retaken earth eventually and kicked the Illum out
2 the humans likely would have destroyed the Illum hw and freed the rest of humanity from enslavement.
Maybe everybody who was free wouldn't want to take out the Illum but enough would for it to happen.
Depends on what the type of enslavement is
Maybe, but it's implied that the most aggressive thing humans can reliably to is wait for you to die or look away. And human waves don't get you to space. And there's the implication that space slavery is better than many human lives now. If their deplorable conditions are "6 hours work per day, plenty of food, and a small apartment to yourself", how many people would jump at that today?
Oh lord, space tarantulas face to face with The Rock. The spiders seem like they'd be best friends with most military members of Terra. Us dragging our companion species with us to THIS degree kinda surprises me.
This story had me rolling!! Just what I needed before starting the week! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
10/10, great story, will listen to again.
The dialogue made me laugh
So humanity waged a gorilla warfare campaign with bio weapons so good that not even the people attacked by it realized? Nice!
absolutely great
This this muffing shit is muffing hilarious, i need a muffing sequel for muff's sake
all hail nurgle...
humanity is the nurglings of the galaxy....
Closer to Orks
@@26th_Primarch well yes and no...
yes they made a space hulk but an ork warboss would never say no to a fight and an ork mekboy would never say no to more junk...
but most importantly they don't spread disease....
I feel like I've seen this story before, is this a reupload?
whatever the case, it's good
It's been around a few years but I think it's the first time Net has narrated it. Could be wrong though
@@SouthWestNomad Pretty sure Net's done it at least once before and likely so has the Squirrel.
This was great fun! Thanks for sharing!❤
Sweet Muff, this story never gets old 😂😂
Is this a HRY story?
Or the script for a carry on film!😆
All hail the scavenger's. Laid back diplomats.
I wouldn't want to serve with spiders but they seem like they would be fun to hang with
Please make a sequel to this one!
Ohh i think i like these guys. Thair language is perfect for the situation
"Dry what of a primarch? What did I do?"
ADHD ,,,, this kept my attention. Tnx,
Lee
Laughed so hard I nearly peed
Many jokes.😊
Yet another sci-fi setting where humans are space skaven 😂
Funny, thank you both UKUK
Damn hilarious
Gang scrap making great profit
Great fun
Very entertaining.
Oh holy muff
Haven't I heard this one before?
It is not new.
Anderson Sharon Harris Kevin Davis Donald
First 3 words and im annoyed. Spacetime, one word.
first
Nuh uh
Muf. Nice this is one of the better and funnier stories.