I love that “spaghettification” is a real word, and that stuff happens that we had to invent a new word for it, and “spaghettification” was the perfect word.
I'm still in the beginning of the story where the professor put the human in that bubble I'm pretty sure the human government found out that an alien did that to a human child it would be war we send a student there to study and he is immediately experimented on without his consent
I'm guessing not so much in these stories. In most of the 'bumbling, good-natured, death worlders have 2x standard gravity on their homeworld Earth,' it's very tongue in cheek, and Earthlings are laid back about danger.
you're right but he could fix that by getting the child to volunteer & describe the professor as a little insane who cared more about science & innovation than safety protocols
@@sdragutin which case it would be expected that the Prof. would be at the minimum fired despite tenure and forever be barred from teaching. All costs for repairs to be bourn by the university or the professor. And reparations paid to Jake.
@@Rebelrocker69 it is a fantasy story. it only needs to pass and stretch the imagination barriers not the human legal constraints. even on earth all legal constraints are invalidated in some sports like motorcycle or car racing & many others where signing a waiver is standard practice. Don't be too strict in your judgement or you will loose the magic
So according to the security tapes we see that the professor preformed unauthorized experimentation on a Terran youth. Egged on by a xeno class clown the torture continued..... To quote one of our greatest military minds a one retired USMC Master Sergeant Bugs Bunny "Of course you do realize this means War Doc?" Jokes aside Yes Bugs is a retired honorary Marine. He was given the honorific as a Private back in WW2 and was officially "retired" from service as a Master Sergeant.
"Sweat froze instantly" is impossible at any survivable temperature. And as I assume he has some kind of clothing, he'd take some minutes to get properly cold. I know it's probably AI written, but the lack of understanding cold conditions always annoys me.
Also, increased pressure would have opposite effect of anything bulging outwards and your voice doesn't become higher in thin air. The sound just doesn't carry as far. Also depending how rapid the decompression was, and how low it went, he probably should have decompression disease, nosebleed and possibly burst ear drums.
This feels like if Family Guy adapted one of these Death World stories ... The hell is wrong with these people ?! XD Edit: The author has a real grasp on comedic timing and writing solid jokes! Some had me rolling !!!
WOW! An 'advanced' species professor conducts experiments on a human student without his knowledge or informed consent, just to amuse and instruct his class. . . I wonder how much longer he kept his job and did he receive any of his pension?
And then pumping it up to 11G's? Nah that's not survivable. If they simply put in a caveat about the experienced gravity being like only about 3Gs higher than Earth's standard gravity and what they all were normally experiencing was the galactic standard then pumped up to 11G's. Which would mean something like Earth's gravity is about 4 times higher than galactic standard. 11G standard Earth gravity is only survivable momentarily and that's with pilots trained as such and with G suits that squeeze their legs to prevent all their blood from draining out of their body to prevent GLOK (G-induced Loss Of Consciousness.
I'm not sure about these stories, Jake seems to get blamed for everything thats the professor's fault and he is a terrible excuse for a teacher. Clearly more interested in his own work rather than teaching. Seems like someone that shouldn't be in charge of others for fear of fatalities. Would definitely wind up the education board
Yggdrasil, the world tree of Norse mythology, is the name of the plant professor? come on, AI; be more creative than that! Why you might as well call our home planet "Dirt."
HUMAN Narrators .....plleeaassee. The stories are getting to be Very Entertaining but are let down by the A.I. mispronounciations, lack of emotion, hesitancies.
These stories are getting better & funnier every day but you narrator's too fast & monotonous & it's mispronouncing names & missing punctuation & pauses. why not use a human to read it?
What with all the effects. The red strobe. Flashing across the screen thank destroy the story for me. Fast forward past wavy earlier! thought screw up video. So shut off video.
I love that “spaghettification” is a real word, and that stuff happens that we had to invent a new word for it, and “spaghettification” was the perfect word.
It barely beat out “noodlized
String-cheesed😂
I'm still in the beginning of the story where the professor put the human in that bubble I'm pretty sure the human government found out that an alien did that to a human child it would be war we send a student there to study and he is immediately experimented on without his consent
I'm guessing not so much in these stories. In most of the 'bumbling, good-natured, death worlders have 2x standard gravity on their homeworld Earth,' it's very tongue in cheek, and Earthlings are laid back about danger.
you're right but he could fix that by getting the child to volunteer & describe the professor as a little insane who cared more about science & innovation than safety protocols
Unless they all signed a consent form to experiments at the start of the course...
@@sdragutin which case it would be expected that the Prof. would be at the minimum fired despite tenure and forever be barred from teaching. All costs for repairs to be bourn by the university or the professor. And reparations paid to Jake.
@@Rebelrocker69 it is a fantasy story. it only needs to pass and stretch the imagination barriers not the human legal constraints. even on earth all legal constraints are invalidated in some sports like motorcycle or car racing & many others where signing a waiver is standard practice. Don't be too strict in your judgement or you will loose the magic
Humans are reverse Kryptonians in these stories.
Just wait until they meet an Astartes
At 13:25 Blurp should have pointed out that the property damage was the professor's fault.
Am sooooo addicted to these funny stories 😂😂❤❤ haven't spoken to hubby in days
So according to the security tapes we see that the professor preformed unauthorized experimentation on a Terran youth. Egged on by a xeno class clown the torture continued..... To quote one of our greatest military minds a one retired USMC Master Sergeant Bugs Bunny "Of course you do realize this means War Doc?"
Jokes aside Yes Bugs is a retired honorary Marine. He was given the honorific as a Private back in WW2 and was officially "retired" from service as a Master Sergeant.
And that is why Buggs is the coolest Looney Toons character to exist, and we need more Looney Toons
This is another great and funny story. I hope I can find more stories like this!!!
"The finger hovered over the selection for Earth as an inter-galaxy exchange program. But no, Once was enough!"
Shit like this would case a lawsuit against this school
Jake should have accepted the job and asked for a control subject to compare the conditions he was experiencing, poor Blorp!
Lol, great story! Kinda felt a little sorry for Jake but he seemed to be taking it very well!
so professor tortures student seems like this school is done for.
Prof is having a blast!
Most teachers would this if they could.
typical PE lesson ...
"Sweat froze instantly" is impossible at any survivable temperature. And as I assume he has some kind of clothing, he'd take some minutes to get properly cold. I know it's probably AI written, but the lack of understanding cold conditions always annoys me.
Also, increased pressure would have opposite effect of anything bulging outwards and your voice doesn't become higher in thin air. The sound just doesn't carry as far. Also depending how rapid the decompression was, and how low it went, he probably should have decompression disease, nosebleed and possibly burst ear drums.
And if the bubble was intact, how did the throttle vine (love that name though) get to him?
Professor yggdra sil... For those who're not familiar with norse mythology, Yggdrasil is the world tree, it the middle of all existence
"professor zilk SNACKS HIS ICE DOG SWIVEL towards jake" 1:31
Bro these AI channels are getting sloppy
@@GypperySlipsy hehe ye
Funny story, causing chuckles along the way to the end or the beginning.
This feels like if Family Guy adapted one of these Death World stories ...
The hell is wrong with these people ?! XD
Edit:
The author has a real grasp on comedic timing and writing solid jokes! Some had me rolling !!!
WOW! An 'advanced' species professor conducts experiments on a human student without his knowledge or informed consent, just to amuse and instruct his class. . .
I wonder how much longer he kept his job and did he receive any of his pension?
Pressure change like that could it cause The Bends. From bubbles of Nitrogen forming in the blood?
I'm wondering whether Jake's last name is Norris?
0:32 dude looks like a young Joel from last of us
Nonsense story. The bubble at 5 minutes. The rapid pressure changes as described would be lethal. Decompression sickness is nasty.
Did I hear a reference to SPINAL TAP @ Minute 6:28 ????
This one goes up to "11". 😀😃😄😁🙃😉
lool the proffessor should've called in sick today 'cause where ever humans go chaos follows :)
you should add an epilepsy warning to your video. all those entirely unnecessary flashing lights
I like this story. Funny and disturbing.
And then pumping it up to 11G's? Nah that's not survivable. If they simply put in a caveat about the experienced gravity being like only about 3Gs higher than Earth's standard gravity and what they all were normally experiencing was the galactic standard then pumped up to 11G's. Which would mean something like Earth's gravity is about 4 times higher than galactic standard. 11G standard Earth gravity is only survivable momentarily and that's with pilots trained as such and with G suits that squeeze their legs to prevent all their blood from draining out of their body to prevent GLOK (G-induced Loss Of Consciousness.
I'm not sure about these stories, Jake seems to get blamed for everything thats the professor's fault and he is a terrible excuse for a teacher. Clearly more interested in his own work rather than teaching. Seems like someone that shouldn't be in charge of others for fear of fatalities. Would definitely wind up the education board
Yggdrasil, the world tree of Norse mythology, is the name of the plant professor?
come on, AI; be more creative than that!
Why you might as well call our home planet "Dirt."
Why you might as well call our home planet "Dirt" or "Mud" or "Not Quite Slime"?
Love that name!
where the thumbnail? I was clicked baited!
why is nobody talking about salad pet
HUMAN Narrators .....plleeaassee.
The stories are getting to be Very Entertaining but are let down by the A.I. mispronounciations, lack of emotion, hesitancies.
These stories are getting better & funnier every day but you narrator's too fast & monotonous & it's mispronouncing names & missing punctuation & pauses. why not use a human to read it?
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What with all the effects. The red strobe. Flashing across the screen thank destroy the story for me. Fast forward past wavy earlier! thought screw up video. So shut off video.