r/HFY TFOS# 731 - You Don't Kill Larvae by TheAusNerd (Reddit Stories)

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  • @redraptorx1066
    @redraptorx1066 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    bug: it's just larva. kill them.
    *a class of children die*
    humans: *menacingly* we are the masters of earth. we are the masters of earth. we are the masters of earth.

    • @soffren
      @soffren ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And our mastery, does not end with earth.

  • @ReaVen443
    @ReaVen443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    F*cking Bugs attacked a Schoolship?
    They got of easy for what they did.

    • @michaelbarnard8529
      @michaelbarnard8529 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh, I don’t know. Being turned into a living, conscious, skinsuit for a WMD seems, if not exactly right, at least poetic.

  • @inkdd1463
    @inkdd1463 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    From making homemade flamethrowers for roaches to nukes for alien bugs, truly the most human approach

    • @stinkyfungus
      @stinkyfungus ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    • @CT-1035
      @CT-1035 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stinkyfungus tandem based kenetic rods from god, it ruins even the bedrock, then the nuke

    • @dragonriderabens9761
      @dragonriderabens9761 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Fortunate Son intensifies*

    • @ravenschihl4038
      @ravenschihl4038 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I might be a bit late but nuclear flamethrowers any one?

  • @kazadori164
    @kazadori164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    so they attacked a........school bus?

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yup.

    • @TheMonkey747
      @TheMonkey747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      "They killed Ms. Frizzle! To WAR!"

    • @kayakMike1000
      @kayakMike1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheMonkey747 that woman was wanted for child endangerment by no less than three sapient races in six different provinces across the galactic federation.

    • @standard-carrier-wo-chan
      @standard-carrier-wo-chan ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@TheMonkey747 "You got your wish Arnold. This isn't a field trip. Not anymore."

    • @bigfatstupidfish2397
      @bigfatstupidfish2397 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The magic military transport

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Don't kill kids. Simple rule of warfair with humans.

    • @Sly_Wolf
      @Sly_Wolf ปีที่แล้ว

      And if you do, do NOT be stupid enough to shoot at the medics of the soldiers curb stomping you.
      You hurt kids? Genocide. You hurt doc as you get genocides? Geneva checklist.

  • @DoctorRobertNeville
    @DoctorRobertNeville ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I liked when they said, "You don't kill children, you freakin' bug!" Know this you don't harm our young, elders, or our pets. Lest we send a planet buster bomb to your home world. Of course if we are feeling nice we might just terra-form your world to support our people.

    • @dwwolf4636
      @dwwolf4636 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lifeforms on earth that went after our young had a tendency to go extinct.....

  • @maplemoth7325
    @maplemoth7325 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Xenos should really stop attacking our kids. It never ends well for them.

  • @markuhler2664
    @markuhler2664 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Given the hive mind, the humans only killed one sentient being. Just one with many different bodies.

  • @csi1392
    @csi1392 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    ripley from an alien movie would disagree. when a species invades your home every member there is an enemy combatant

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    another bug hunt, love me a bug hunt.

    • @DocWolph
      @DocWolph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This was not a hunt. It was an extermination.

    • @soffren
      @soffren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DocWolph that's just a really REALLY good hunt

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!

    • @ChaosLierLen
      @ChaosLierLen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love me kids
      Love me bug hunts
      Simple as

  • @losthero0
    @losthero0 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Does anyone remember the name of the story on this channel with 4 large aliens landing in earth in a city then killing a crying baby in a mother's arms, she goes insane and attacks them but is also killed, along with others in the crowd who became outraged. Then every subsequent battle across the stars began with the audio clip of a crying baby, a shot, a woman's scream. Always sent every human into a berserker rage.

    • @mariesalias
      @mariesalias ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We Thought Wrong by Endersgame69.
      I may be remembering the authors name slightly wrong. I just listened to this story a couple of days ago, so it’s still fresh.

    • @losthero0
      @losthero0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mariesalias Awesome! Thank you! Been looking for this one and the other one about us colonizing every Asteroid in the solar system and having a super dense rod being extracted from the sun to be used as a resource for colonization and building, and super dense metals being used to basically make cheap cans for food. Wanted to add both these to my favorites. Thank you again!

    • @mariesalias
      @mariesalias ปีที่แล้ว

      @@losthero0 I’ll have to keep an eye/ear out for the second one, I don’t think I’ve encountered it yet.

    • @leechowning8728
      @leechowning8728 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@losthero0 "TFOS1123, Our attack was unfortunate." One of my favorites.

    • @leechowning8728
      @leechowning8728 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mariesalias TFOS1123 "Our attack was unfortunate". It is... entertaining, as long as you do not mind the idea of overcrowding that would make roaches feel claustrophobic.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For the algorithm

    • @deadinsidemcgee411
      @deadinsidemcgee411 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD, FOR HOME OF THE HOLY

  • @daleeasternbrat816
    @daleeasternbrat816 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Show the Queen the vid of the Mama Elephant Stomping a Crocodile to Death. She really overdid it. She overdid it A Lot. At what point the Croc decided that Attacking a baby Elephant was a really stupid idea is unknown.

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Or a hippo dividing a croc without a calculator

  • @notafrisbee5907
    @notafrisbee5907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Dejavu, I have heard this story before.
    Still nice tho. How do you select the stories anyway?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      with an algorithm of course! (its what i call my spreadsheet votes+word count+can be made youtube friendly :D)

    • @DocWolph
      @DocWolph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think this is an elaboration of a previous story.

    • @Mephiston
      @Mephiston ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There was another similar story of a chitinous bug species killing a scout troop, only to be murdered by actual soldiers, without nukes or anything.

    • @Sheldezare
      @Sheldezare ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean most stories on the sub are following pretty much the same structure: aliens attack humans, aliens make stupid move, humans do some suffering and loss before exterminating aliens and/or winning the girl and the applause of the whole restaurant.

  • @gretor5114
    @gretor5114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Burn them back to bedrock.

  • @leadingauctions8440
    @leadingauctions8440 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    These are the bad ass stories we like

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And that is why you don't harm our children, Bug Brains

  • @Cursedzeba
    @Cursedzeba ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The only good bug is a dead bug. Nuke em Rico

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @larsharris
    @larsharris 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This lesson needs to be applied today.

  • @chrissoto7187
    @chrissoto7187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    They got off easily

  • @brisingr12313
    @brisingr12313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Doesn’t this sound like it has a Starcraft theme?

    • @michaelbarnard8529
      @michaelbarnard8529 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If it was written in the last few weeks, I would expect it to be based on current events.

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you for the reading

  • @Elyseon
    @Elyseon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Those hive and empire and warrior types are always such arrogant, pretentious, and cowardly bastards. They act all high and mighty when mowing down the defenseless but soil themselves once the "inferiors" fight back.

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    keeper going

  • @whowhat4573
    @whowhat4573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Algorithm be pleased.

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    For the Algorithm!

  • @truj6562
    @truj6562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I don’t know if anyone has brought it up but the doom guy isekai 40k word met the view and like goal. Are you working on that, or Is there enough story left for it?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Unfortunately the week of meeting the goal the Author cancelled the series.

    • @silence___
      @silence___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait what send the link I want to read that

    • @zadikariamitchell1930
      @zadikariamitchell1930 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah shit, I remember that. It was fun.

    • @CitrusPeppercorn
      @CitrusPeppercorn ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So doom guy in 40k meets woppie Goldberg?

    • @dragonriderabens9761
      @dragonriderabens9761 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait, what?
      That’s a thing?

  • @damiennightmaresx7950
    @damiennightmaresx7950 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hearad it before but the hivemind is different its more ant like and not "WE ARE ALL VESSELS FOR THE QUEEN WE HAVE NO INDEPENT THOUGHT FOR IT IS NOT NESSACRY"

  • @kemmli
    @kemmli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For the algorithm!!

  • @andreibogoi2530
    @andreibogoi2530 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    spacemarins an tiranids warhammer 40k

  • @babla69420
    @babla69420 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They should've been enslaved as fodder, that's their punishment

    • @michaelbarnard8529
      @michaelbarnard8529 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They had tissue samples, and apparently the ability to either clone or resurrect the transport bug. Who says they didn’t keep them as fodder?

  • @saxquest
    @saxquest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That is a messed up story

  • @davidknight1129
    @davidknight1129 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love your channel

  • @rev_ares8680
    @rev_ares8680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    For the algorithm

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For the Algorithm

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hehe
    For the algorithm!

  • @PoliceTelephoneBox
    @PoliceTelephoneBox ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Subpar story. The idea that humans would send a school bus to uncharted space or that they'd be stupid enough to nuke another species without some sort of diplomacy and risk war with another space fairing species is stupid as hell. Great reading though!

    • @deadinsidemcgee411
      @deadinsidemcgee411 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I’ve seen people drown wasps in ranch dressing. The resounding conclusion made by the comments section was in multiple versions. One response was, “get that mfer”, another was “the ranch didn’t deserve this”. You really think humanity wouldn’t choose violence if aliens slaughtered children? Especially BUG xenos? Nah, personally speaking I’d go full 40k on their asses.

    • @VadulTharys
      @VadulTharys ปีที่แล้ว

      Alien space faring bugs that kill boy scouts out on a tour would be exterminated. Humans don't tolerate bugs that kill kids, on earth or in space.

    • @dorthvoder9375
      @dorthvoder9375 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agree with the one above

    • @dorthvoder9375
      @dorthvoder9375 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And there was bothing known in space so there would have to be no precautions, like taking a bus to a national park and discovering an armada.

    • @Sora_SlimeCat
      @Sora_SlimeCat ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dorthvoder9375 The wasps are armed and want your flesh! The school did not anticipate this! The military will remedy that soon, though.

  • @918guy
    @918guy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My names Slim and I'm from Buenos Aires!.....
    Would you like to know more?

  • @peekakuchu6878
    @peekakuchu6878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    FTA!!

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    97th, 2 July 2023

  • @Seisoks
    @Seisoks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    early !

  • @politebadger5049
    @politebadger5049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    for the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For the algorithm