Best HFY Reddit Stories: We Would Rather They Didn't
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Congratulations to Humanity, they've created Space Australia In Exile, hold the deathworld creepy-crawlies and the onions.
If this series is anything to Go off. We are Space Australia.
@elijahbrown1041 If HFY in general is anything to go by, Humans are to aliens what Australians are to us.
Oh COME ON! That was beautifully written, and then it just ENDS?! WE NEED MORE! Please, whatever great writer wrote this, please gift us with more of your great talent!
I looked at the OP and this is indeed where the story ends ;.;
Damm
Jeff needs a whole saga written about him
@@Your_Resident_Jawa that’s depressing
@@Your_Resident_Jawa someone needs to take the torch and continue
An AI going rogue after being forced to write bad slam poetry sounds like something right out of The Hitchhiker's Guide
Which is where I figured that came from. AI being tortured by Vogons.
Given that AI use in entertainment is one of the things the current Hollywood strike is about, I would not be surprised to see this in a real life headline.
Have you _heard_ slam poetry? That shit would drive a saint to murder.
I like that Admiral... Jeff finally gave in to fate's demands.
I can see at least 100 episodes here please. This is a good story.
Agreed, the author can milk this story plot for a loooooong time
@@Raj-gr6dy Wanna milk sum'n 🍆🌊👄
Dude, as an Army combat veteran I'm freaking hooked on these stories.. been binge watching the last few days
I, as well, Brother! Just found these HFY stories myself...
BTW... 12B, Combat Engineer here. Hang Loose!
I8Z when I retired. I've been watching 4-5 different channels. "Out of Cruel Space" is the best series I have found so far. @Robertlynschultz
Same here, 91b/68w check out 1st contact, and the deathworlders
"those fucking toasters over thier." got me
We like pretty things. Instant pack bonding. All ur bugs are ours! No one gets to step on our shiny beetles...
And I am sure I'm not the only one that pictured some kind of scarab beetle shell, lol.
Butifully written and rendered. For the Author, for the Bard and for the Almighty Algorithm.
P.S.
I really hope there is continuation of the story.
That story was magnificent and the narrator delivered it beautifully
He spoke too fast and too much unnecessary profanity.
@@snbforever Disagree...and the profanity was IN the story
Spoke too fast and mispronounced so many words.
Excellent story, I can hardly wait for the next installment.
I sincerely hope this story is continued... Yes! "I want to know more."
Hey Net, after catching up on many of your series, I’m loving your story Galactic High. I have to say you’ve got to be the best sci-fi narrator I’ve heard, keep up the good work
I agree
Me too
Yup! Loving that story!
Yeah net and agro are my go-to narrators
@@dualxsurvival155 same
Seriously this was so good and then it just ended. I fully expected another hour of story afterwards and then a full saga to continue
General Wu made me chuckle- that's one hell of a character
Excellent story, well read, and oh heck yeah I can't wait for more!
There is no more. On reddit the author said it was a one-of.
@@robertlipka9541 Bummer. It had such a good start!
And the end scene had Wu mentally wiping his forehead with the back of his hand and sighing a big hearty PHEW...
Oh I definitely hope there's a continuation of this! What a compelling...wait, that was 40 minutes?! Inconceivable!
a nicely written and thoughtful piece of high quality sci-fi. Thank you
Nice! Well crafted and well-placed humour. Lovely read, thank you
To those that want more, sadly, this was written a year ago, and there is no continuation of this story. I looked. It's just not there.
And when humanity learns that their volunteer fleet were attacked by a skynet wannabe, well... Lets just say the 76 will find out how we treat genocidal AI: with overwhelming superior genocidal rage with a topping of unrelenting prejudice.
Humans: Oh? You are a murderous AI? *Human chuckle* Let us show You how it is done. *Doom kicks in*
@@ravenouself4181 AI Wonders why it can hear gothic music with Latin singing...
Oh you are Genocidal AI's?
Then I'm sorry to inform you that our Genocide isn't Artificial, it's Primal, Sadistic and Animalistic.
I love how in all of these stories the names for the aliens are stuff like queen Aquioni instead of things like Beth or something of that nature
"air being repeatedly squeezed out of a particularly wet sack" 🤣 Is that supposed to be laughter?
Ah yes, the Colonials came to the aid of the xenos against a Cylon confederation.
Damn! that was well write! Very well write!
Genocidal Skynet Vs Raging Deathmonkeys packbonded to Spacebugs with advanced technology ... ... Sounds like a good TV series there!
Beautiful reading of the story. The author has another short story on the same reddit that might also be worth a read!
The bug called himself jeff. Lol
That's a fitting name for a bug named Jeff. Not Geoff. Geoff sounds sounds like a verb.
well this sounds like a good series.
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
00:03 *Lost cause, unremarkable careerist.*
01:14 *Queen's niece's revolution.*
02:23 *Admiralty betrayal, purged cells.*
03:59 *Queen's strategic moves.*
05:52 *Admiral's apathetic protest.*
07:03 *Tabori's struggle, AI conflict.*
09:49 *Tabori genocide, league's response.*
11:40 *Admiral's suicide mission.*
13:43 *Expeditionary Fleet's impact.*
15:51 *Kijif faces oblivion.*
17:48 *Admiral's political deal.*
18:30 *Stand against crude enemy.*
20:39 *Meeting the ragta.*
20:52 *Strange encounter explained.*
23:59 *Diplomatic discussion begins.*
29:47 *Choosing to fight.*
31:54 *Bold withdrawal decision.*
40:40 *Alien encounter aftermath.*
Made with HARPA AI
There must be a part 2 to this, please.
I get it. Most slam poetry kills me too.
I'm loving this story. More please 😁
Damn, would have liked a part two.
23:34 "My name is *Ciyjff*!"
More of this one, please!
''Because we're here and we already put our ass-kicking boots on."
Ya know, I can't say I'd actually do any different in the Tobori's place, not gonna lie.
Wish there was more, would be great to follow their campaign.
And this my dear readers/listeners, Is how you win a war... in space.
I like the two sides of the first contact philological assessment
well that ending was unexpected but hey, good story
I hope there is more in this series coming
For the algorithm and the narrator.
The internal thoughts are genius level hilarity, thank you very much. UKUK
Damn this was a good story.
one of a really good ones
Left a comment for the author on Reddit, hopefully, there will be more.
Definitely a 👍👍 series in the making.
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Hell Yeah the "Mans" got this :)
i like this one
humans arent some perfect can do everything all perfect superrace
just doin our best kindof thing
Thank you for the reading
This story is all serious. But there is a detail; Humans even wearing cloths are called by other species "incredibly ugly with their exposed meat." So healthy tanned Human skin is called in this story "Ugly Meat" Right if the aliens dislike looking at Humans that much? That makes me like the idea of 10,000 Nudist Humans wondering around all of the Xenophobic Aliens' Homeworlds just to freak out the prudes. My idea really has nothing to do with this serious story, just an idea that amuses me after this story.
Some days , it jus doesn't pay to get out of bed. From one incompetent nepotistic authoritarian government, to the other!
Just clicked, before watching, thanks for longer form of video!
I like your narrations, noticed you started dungeon life series as well, think your narration suits for more action packed stories, while squirrel is good at more... whimsical narration. Not sure if it's lack of new stories narrators in similar genre pick up same stories
However you could encourage people to send over stories, writers in horror stories does some exclusively for their favorite narrator, in Polish TH-cam horror scene it sometimes take form of narrator collaboration with sound effects and all
Well, it might be my personal feeling, but after many months of gobbling everything HFY narration creates, some over the top tropes wearing out on me
Till this day "A logic problem" story remain one of my very favorite
Not sure what's your plan for the future, but i hope that with collaboration and brain storming with fellow narrators you all could improve and benefit!
And for fresh material, you might look for some vintage stories
Call alien Jeff 😂😂
great story.
bad that the writer has not yet written the next chapter
Excellent story and needs to be continued for Admiral Jeff's shake.
Wu was about to jump out the station and throw hands with a fleet.
Ooh, this would be a good book series.😮
...I need to hear what happens after this? it just ended! what did Wu say back!?
Would like to hear the rest of this story.
I love Wu and his pure furry at the governeor andnthe other commanders
An AI declared war for being forced to write slam poetry ,ok
Oh yeah…this needs a continuation 😮
Those wern't over 40 minutes! The story was over too fast! MOAR!!1111!!111!!1!11
Part 2: 76 came, saw, tryed and run away ^^
Was there ever a part 2?
I love that ending. His name is jeff!!!
Please finish hunter & huntress thank you but loving all the choices available 😀
Damn fine training! ❤🍻🍻🇺🇸
yes
Damn being called ugly from them didnt hurt as much as from my crush
Hei man can you make more cyoa i already watched all of them on your channel
Huh. Buncha civvie freighters held off the 76, imagine what proper military could do.
Well shit! Now I need to hear this to its full conclusion.
"my name is jeff"
Is there a part 2 or 3
Apparently this is a one shot. It does sound like a good opener, though.
I love the story, but man, Wu is an asshole. I'm convinced the OP thinks being an abusive jerk means someone is badass.
True facts. Tho tbh, I read it from the perspective of the author wanting Wu to be someone who *thinks* he's badass (maybe even with good intentions) but in point-of-fact being a callous bully.
Part 2?????
Brilliant story, hope there is a follow on?
Is there a sequel?
DM good one
More, I beg!
They're made of meat.
Please, tell me that there's more of this on the way!?!
Ooh
I want mooooooooooooooooore
So where is the rest of the story? Or is the author just going to leave it unfinished? Never mind I found the complete story on Reddit.
What! Happens! Next!?
Algorithm appeasement comment
"Hegemony" is pronounced with a soft G, not a hard G
No, actually, it is not. It actually depends on where you are from, some English speaking areas use a soft G, others a hard G. In most of the UK it is a hard G. Much of the US is a soft.
The ROOT of the word however is pronounced with a hard G, as it is in British English rather than the soft of American English. As a general rule of thumb I tend to err on the side of the root word pronunciation.
@@alganhar1 I heard sonewhere modern American English I closer to 1700s British English than modern British English is.
@@nocount7517 I am British we have at least 30 accent variations and British English was not standardized till the 1800's. There is no correct way.
@@brokeandtired I'm gonna go with you on this one. Language is like Parkour, everyone vaults tumbles and rolls their letters in whatever way fits their respective region and traditions. Nobody's gonna get it the same across the board. Proof? Say "Schedule" out loud and you'll find that the Americans and the British are really the same people seperated by a common language.
I'd always assumed it was just like the g in hedge. Don't ask me what's a hard g and what's a soft one- I'm not a linguist.
I wish I could listen this to completion but after third "heghemony" I gave up
Slam poetry mention? Homestuck?
You read more than you listen. Good, but it means your pronunciation takes a bit. "indictment" and "hegemony" were mispronounced. 👍
Not bad.
Work on your pronunciation of the word "hegemony".
The g is pronounced like gem, giraffe, ginger, and * shudders * gif.
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meh the sense of immersion was completely shot because 1 event begs too many questions for a scientifically literate individual to overlook
Maybe you should trying this thing called imagination.
@@dealerofic3cream1 i have one but that has eff all to do with what i said
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Too many spelling mistakes and too much swearing. Very crude writing.
Swearing is fine. Don't go after people for spelling. It had good plot so its good.