Humans Are Dormant War Gods Best HFY Stories

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  • @redfiveish
    @redfiveish หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    "Good men don't need rules. Now is not a good day to ask why I need so many."

    • @Swamprat1976
      @Swamprat1976 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      The absolute rawest line from any incarnation of the Dr.

    • @allansolano9
      @allansolano9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Dont make me miss what doctor who used to be, your gonna make me rewatch from 9-12

  • @trentthehehim3936
    @trentthehehim3936 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    “I’m afraid we’ve awoken a sleeping giant and filled it with a terrible resolve”

    • @samuelramirez4985
      @samuelramirez4985 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      "space japan its like japan in space"

  • @LavitosExodius
    @LavitosExodius หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Galaxy: Humans forgot how the violent.
    Humans: We wrote the book on violence.

  • @michaelroof8091
    @michaelroof8091 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Galaxy: humans forgot how to be violent
    Humans: forgot? Hold our beer and watch this shit.

    • @aeternusdoleo4531
      @aeternusdoleo4531 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Humans: "Acronym FAFO. Learn it's meaning. Or we will teach."

  • @Enderwave22
    @Enderwave22 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    6:19 Your free trial of Peace has expired.

  • @NobodyDungeons
    @NobodyDungeons หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Analog technology like modern firearms have a notable advantage over plasma and laser weapons. They can’t be disassembled via EMP.

    • @trwsandford
      @trwsandford หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      end of the world, I'm rocking an SKS, a Glock, and a sword! GASP! 😳

    • @TheTrueAdept
      @TheTrueAdept 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ... unless armor tech is horrid, you're better off with electrothermal chemical (using plasma to ignite propellants/explosives) or electromotive guns.
      Nothing says 'screw you' like a gun that hits harder than a 12.7mm HMG (like a 4mm gauss rifle or various full-power rifles) yet can be carried by unaugmented people.
      Or go full 'screw you' and use armor-piercing sabots made out of compressed matter out of an ETC gun using high-velocity propellants...

  • @orionstickguard790
    @orionstickguard790 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Sorry about that folks, we lost our cool there for a second but were okay now.
    -Human Diplomat after returning to the Galactic Council

    • @ZurielWraithblades
      @ZurielWraithblades หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nah think it'd be more.
      With a cold determined stare the human Military Representative stated "Fail not to recognize that actions, though brutal and near genocidal were not without just cause. We the Human Race will Never! allow the senseless slaughter of our civilians without swift and righteous Correction!" pausing for a few moments so that his words could be digested. Then stepping aside for Human Council Representative. Whom then bowed deeply while stating in a calm, sympathetic tone "We the Human Race apologize for the terror these our actions have brought upon all other species." Maintaining the bow for several seconds longer before up-righting himself and continuing "We will now plague to all members and non members of this council that Humanities Military is strictly a defensive force, that will Only! ever be used in defense of her peoples against unjust, unprovoked and needless killings of our people. We remain eternally committed to peaceful and mutual cooperation with all species."

    • @Enderwave22
      @Enderwave22 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Just a little temper tantrum. Nothing to see here, friends.

  • @jareckluce4354
    @jareckluce4354 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    When mankind brings out the Geneva Checklist

    • @DeadDivi
      @DeadDivi หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Do you mean: "Geneva suggestion"?

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@DeadDiviI thought they were called Canadians 😂

    • @ZurielWraithblades
      @ZurielWraithblades หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Allantitan Its not a War Crime, the FIRST Time.

    • @merrick1588
      @merrick1588 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      When the sorry stops... The war crimes start

    • @fade4271
      @fade4271 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      geneva checklist only sorta applies to those that are a part of it :)

  • @coolet9132
    @coolet9132 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    As long as you don't poke our soft spots we are friendly. This just show that humans aren't to be messed with and if not messed with we are the best of buddies. They should know that if humanity wanted conquest then they could easily do so, so there's no real reason to fear humanity.

  • @kmf65
    @kmf65 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    A "Proportional" response!

    • @Avragehardbassenjoyer
      @Avragehardbassenjoyer หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Average human disagreement

    • @ZurielWraithblades
      @ZurielWraithblades หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      “If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” ― William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

  • @jokermorningstar5816
    @jokermorningstar5816 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    kind of ironic, an AI written and AI voiced story about how great humans are

    • @trwsandford
      @trwsandford หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

  • @frankbaker5542
    @frankbaker5542 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    I used to really like these now. It seems like you don’t even proofread the AI anymore. He just repeats the same sentence with different synonyms for like half the video.

    • @comeyoubring2
      @comeyoubring2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Could’ve been an error that happened after proofread

    • @haywiremists1357
      @haywiremists1357 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It reads like a highschool kid padding an essay

    • @williamchandler2937
      @williamchandler2937 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Na worse,junior high.

    • @myria2834
      @myria2834 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@comeyoubring2 proof reading happens after story generation, but before making a video.
      Can't have a new AI text gen error after it is already finished.

    • @PennyEvolus
      @PennyEvolus 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      these stories are written by redditors with no education what do u expect ai is bad but its not that bad

  • @jessep1257
    @jessep1257 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Speak softly, but carry a big stick."

  • @patiintheboxnugatboss9921
    @patiintheboxnugatboss9921 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    This sounds like one of my stellaris campains.
    My empire (not humans tho) was part of the galactic union. Seen as weak because i didnt have fleets. Then a genocidal empire thinking it was strong attacked me and i didnt get help from other "allied" empires. So i went to my planets and reactivated my drydocked fleets 10x the streangth and size of the enemy. I wiped them all out and purges their planets and all of the sudden everyone saw me as a threat. Whilst i jaut drydocked my fleets again and continues to grow my planetary and galactic economy and science levels

    • @LavitosExodius
      @LavitosExodius หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I have a Stellaris campaign like this only it was one where I started as the only spacefaring race. Expanded out to a size I like stationed some citadel at my border and kept the fleets at home. Some fanatical purifier came by said I don't like you I said trust me you don't want this. Attacked and I just routed a battlecruiser over to deal with their destroyers 😂

  • @Asahiart
    @Asahiart หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    This was made by AI , i recognize the AI classic expressions like " bristling weapons" "humanity resolve and endurance" "ruthless efficiency" and so many repetitions etc...

    • @kjenn0330
      @kjenn0330 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Try listening to Ad Astra, the nature of predators.

  • @merrick1588
    @merrick1588 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Humanity: Kicking ass and making glass

  • @martinbabb5824
    @martinbabb5824 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    It's a good story, but... too many repetitive paragraphs and sentences just reworded a little.

    • @V0553LD
      @V0553LD หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Agreed

    • @rizon72
      @rizon72 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Been dabbling in AI stories, this is something it does. It needs a rewrite to smooth things over.

  • @trwsandford
    @trwsandford หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I would put away the tools of war, and pretend nothing happened. Scariest move ever.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And deny any knowledge of it

    • @ZurielWraithblades
      @ZurielWraithblades หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not really, its only Scary to those whom do not learn the lesson the humans had. Peaceful cooperation or total destruction are the only two true courses, choose wisely.

  • @Lurker37
    @Lurker37 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The sort of meandering narrative with frequent roll-backs and repeats that are the hallmark of generative AI.

  • @pax1sw
    @pax1sw หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    That was GREAT! Talk about a story hanging together. Really enjoyed it. 👍😁
    For everyone throwing insults: 1) it's free; 2) you don't have to listen to it; 3) if you think you can do better, do it yourself and show us; 4) otherwise, shut up.

  • @porkyvonchop6458
    @porkyvonchop6458 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    now aliens knew the true meaning of DEMOCRACY and FREEDOM 😁😁😂😂🤣🤣

  • @michaellinnet6095
    @michaellinnet6095 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Well done! A little much on the reiterating of humanity's hidden capacity for war, but well done. Smooth narration was a pleasure to listen to.👍

    • @thorH.
      @thorH. หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Just cold efficiency

    • @drygrape3028
      @drygrape3028 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah felt the same way like they are already experiencing it 😕 why reiterated more than. The point already happening

    • @RAMMATHORN01
      @RAMMATHORN01 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah not bad due to all the stories I always cringe when I hear overwhelming precision now though 😂

    • @jasoncarter610
      @jasoncarter610 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Agreed... this could have been 3-5 min shorter without saying the same thing over and over. Seems like a chat gpt written story.

    • @kamiyal
      @kamiyal หลายเดือนก่อน

      it is AI written​@@jasoncarter610

  • @iamanidiot8624
    @iamanidiot8624 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As the saying goes: Don't provoke the silent one.

    • @pax1sw
      @pax1sw หลายเดือนก่อน

      😁 As the country saying goes, "The most dangerous dog is one that doesn't bark."

  • @rizon72
    @rizon72 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    A rewrite or two and this story becomes really good. A few areas seem to repeat which drags it out a bit.

    • @BratFyre
      @BratFyre หลายเดือนก่อน

      Joys of AI garbage

  • @bearpanda3889
    @bearpanda3889 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Cut out 10minutes of the verbal diarrhea and you might get a a descent story.

    • @jamesogden7756
      @jamesogden7756 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Descent.... into what?
      "Decent?" Perhaps? Autocorrect and spellcheck are easy tools to misuse. Proofreading is free. 😅

    • @Enderwave22
      @Enderwave22 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Correct and space out your words and you might get an adequate sentence

  • @f2b962
    @f2b962 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Me trying to reach a word count on my assignment

  • @kevintan5497
    @kevintan5497 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    bruh the first 10 seconds and it was already unrealistic LMAO

  • @wolfdarkforge2529
    @wolfdarkforge2529 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    These stories sounds like all of humanity has my zodiac sign, I'm a Scorpio.

  • @robertovandenelzen4410
    @robertovandenelzen4410 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Why does it say that he wrote the story even though it's clearly AI

  • @texasgamer3560
    @texasgamer3560 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This is a 10min story stretched out ti 30

  • @deborahmisinec1968
    @deborahmisinec1968 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This should have been a 15 minute story. Too many repeated words. The story wasn’t, developed just repeated over and over.

  • @sekarmaltum1695
    @sekarmaltum1695 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    most repeatitive ai slop, but its still alright i guess

  • @justinkenneth
    @justinkenneth หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    This could have been parsed down to 15, maybe even all the way down to 10 minutes, and lost nothing significant. All the rest is just rehashed, repetitive extenders. Rubbish.

    • @Shrekboi
      @Shrekboi หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's call world building! Lol

    • @justinkenneth
      @justinkenneth หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Shrekboi It's called appallingly bad writing by an infant AI. The same kind of storytelling you get from children before they have attended primary school.

    • @Shrekboi
      @Shrekboi หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@justinkenneth I know the writing is bad, but it's world building =_=.

  • @brianmeadows1137
    @brianmeadows1137 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Be useful, they'll get rid of you last.

  • @skank2dis1
    @skank2dis1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great story!

  • @thegamingmuder2398
    @thegamingmuder2398 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How many ways can you say the same thing??

  • @mulaulibasasimanjuntak7586
    @mulaulibasasimanjuntak7586 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Too much loop story. A.I. make this for sure.

  • @johnhillbilly8625
    @johnhillbilly8625 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    why dose every story keep repeating certain lines that could be said once or twice like the underestimated and made boring by to many words resaid or not having to be said

  • @ericr.palmer8200
    @ericr.palmer8200 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    pretty repetitive dialogue. You need to tune your AI a little.

  • @weslooos
    @weslooos หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    hmm its standing out by now that these stories are about 15 minutes of repetetive arguments and discriptions, in this one.. they awoken the sleeping giant, they werend weak they chose peace. "there a race forged in war, and chose not to show it." are these all AI written? I don't think commiting genocide, even if they started a war is good or right. But thats probably debetable.

  • @tedpollard6744
    @tedpollard6744 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This story was so anti-climatic. It was a waste to even listen to, and the amount of times that they repeated.The same thing is just mind boggling. I used to really like these storys but I haven't heard a good one for like the last 6 months. Do better

  • @psychicpsycho1
    @psychicpsycho1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Zathian zothian which is it?

  • @arena_rock_man9030
    @arena_rock_man9030 หลายเดือนก่อน

    An ad every 3-5 minutes is a bit much.

    • @infernofire6999
      @infernofire6999 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      they did not put the ads in

  • @athanmeade2114
    @athanmeade2114 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Your video is far to repetitive it would be 5 minutes shorter and 10 times better had it not been so

  • @kicktheball9893
    @kicktheball9893 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wow, you're really incompetent at running AI

  • @koppsr
    @koppsr หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The description of the resolve of humanity after seeing the slaughter of the colony, reminded me of WW2 in Germany. When the Allied forces bombarded our cities, ammunition production in factories tripled. Same resolve, same anger.

  • @DieselTechie-uo9we
    @DieselTechie-uo9we หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I get really tired of these stories that say the same thing over and over or cheesy one liners no adult would say aloud.

  • @markopolo5695
    @markopolo5695 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    FAR too much Repetition

  • @krazzykezy
    @krazzykezy 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I usually enjoy these, but this was unimaginative, completely predicable and incredibly repetitive. No depth, no substance. Even the characters seem to be just thrown in to break up the narration monologue without any real development or for that matter necessity to the story told. Waste of time.

  • @babysisdolls3336
    @babysisdolls3336 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    hi, i am a earth woman

    • @Danielle92642
      @Danielle92642 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      But im an England women

  • @dr.ryttmastarecctm6595
    @dr.ryttmastarecctm6595 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is disappointing. At around 10 minutes the story restarts, talking about the human crucible of war. A topic already covered previously when the Federation sees the human war fleets. 👎

  • @tz6240
    @tz6240 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    There were two friends, Pete and Repeat. Pete went away. Who was left?...........REPEAT !!!! This story has so much repetition in it that it is really hard to even listen to it. Seriously, how many times did you have to repeat that the humans were under estimated? You could have shortened this story by a couple of minutes easily if you just stopped REPEATING YOURSELF !!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @tz6240
      @tz6240 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You sound like Kamala Harris without a teleprompter.😅

  • @DragunovJ
    @DragunovJ หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Yawn.
    Next

  • @majikslim82
    @majikslim82 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Terrible AI writting