I will have to come back tommorow for the comments... but talk about ego correction for that battle fleet. "Oh, I did accend, but I got bored... who wants a spare battleship?"
I know the reference but when I read it I read Santana not Santa. It's early I haven't had coffee ok cut me some slack. But now I have a mental picture of the Grim Reaper jaming out to Santana on an Ipod while moping a floor and handing out random battle ships to silly immature aliens thanks to your comment and this story.😆💀
Creative enough to figure out how to ascend to another plane of existence, irresponsible enough to hand out planet killing warships to anyone who asks... Yep, he's definitely human.
Actually, he handed them the keys to a slightly used, gutted corpse of a Titan ship. At this point maybe they could study the metallurgy for new insights. Otherwise all that is left is to melt it down and forge it into something else.
Okay why do i get they feeling they are going to do whatever they can to keep the place hidden now from the rest of universe. Since the person there is polite enough to given them "new" toys. Especially if they stay nice toward the janitor, may even ask to assist in the clean up part. Since kindness got them a free ship out of the event.
unrealistic!, there wasn't any space station sized impossibly faced mecha remains that look suspiciously like cyborg skeletons floating between the ships!
I will have to come back tommorow for the comments... but talk about ego correction for that battle fleet. "Oh, I did accend, but I got bored... who wants a spare battleship?"
It's like Death, playing Santa, handing out swords.
That sounds … educational
I know the reference but when I read it I read Santana not Santa. It's early I haven't had coffee ok cut me some slack. But now I have a mental picture of the Grim Reaper jaming out to Santana on an Ipod while moping a floor and handing out random battle ships to silly immature aliens thanks to your comment and this story.😆💀
Hahaha happy hog's watch!
Enjoy your sherry and meat pies.
Don't forget to keep a lookout for the verruca gnome
Creative enough to figure out how to ascend to another plane of existence, irresponsible enough to hand out planet killing warships to anyone who asks... Yep, he's definitely human.
Hey, he DID say Please!
Definitely Oprah.
I can't pay the tax on that, woman!
Actually, he handed them the keys to a slightly used, gutted corpse of a Titan ship. At this point maybe they could study the metallurgy for new insights. Otherwise all that is left is to melt it down and forge it into something else.
@@chadrowin2956 Naa, the purple one is still in pristine condition. And he DID say please, so...
Maybe an ascendant has the tool set to figure out whether or not they're responsible enough to have such a thing?
That was hilarious and a totally human thing to do. I don't need it, what do I care, you were polite so sure, have fun.
Fair enough... politeness will get you more than force in the long run...
More flies with honey than vinegar.
Ya know, that's a valid reaction to giant spiders.
Also, we became more helpful Ancients. Neat.
Ok, i need a second part to this, just to see the face of the admiral and everyone else when they find out about this.
Imagine the other galactic power when they appear with a superdreadnought and a titan class ship out of nowhere
"He stared blankly at me for a moment, then smiled, smugly.
'You like titan-class warships, don't you?'" 😏
..Lord help me.. D;
The power of "please"
I love it! The HFY was just implied but it's THICKLY implied. Awesome story, thanks for narrating it! 👍🏼
This reminds me a bit of the "Bruce, Almighty" movies for some reason.
Perhaps it was the janitor simply doing his thing.
That was surprisingly funny
oh good, that is absurd.
Okay why do i get they feeling they are going to do whatever they can to keep the place hidden now from the rest of universe. Since the person there is polite enough to given them "new" toys. Especially if they stay nice toward the janitor, may even ask to assist in the clean up part. Since kindness got them a free ship out of the event.
GIANT FUCKING SPIDER! lol
I mean, they DID say please, and since there is no need in it why not ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Interesting story.
Stellaris Cosmogenesis Ascension path unlocked
Can I have one too? Please?
... played to much Shipbreaker the last Days ... *grabbing my Tools* time to cut :3
I've said it before, being polite and civil pays off.😂
Space Tom Bombadil?
unrealistic!, there wasn't any space station sized impossibly faced mecha remains that look suspiciously like cyborg skeletons floating between the ships!
2:08 hehe
manners dont cost anything but can bring a lot of rewards......
Too short! Is there a part two?
First
Bruhhh noice
OMG, what would you do with a multi trillion dollar war frame? Using it for war seems too boring.
Take up using its weapons systems to try to carve sculptures, play basketball with an asteroid, make it spin around really really fast
2nd. again. lol
He said please