TWO SANDY BALLS - Dan and Phil Play: Golf With Friends #2

We have a virtual golf battle in EGYPT to decide who wins some swaggy socks!
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i was going to call it 'two lads with sandy balls' but phil used a strong veto

[@frogeth]

phil says he wants to have children with that course
you could say he may desire
_intercourse_
oh god that was a horrible joke

[@bridget8677]

slow clap

[@SnapCrackleKpop]

Emily Richards amazing

[@vib0oo]

horrible jokes make me laugh the most xD

[@lila2595]

i laughed so i'll give you that

[@fandomgaming9072]

plz no

[@whytho9728]

me: *about to start important project that's due in 2 days*
dan and phil: *uploads 30 minute golf video*
me: oh fuck it I'll just be a stripper

[@julienne3444]

I'm not crazy I'm in the Phandom Sammmme in so many ways it's painful

[@chairishere4330]

I'm not crazy I'm in the Phandom same I have to write a essay on India and I don't wanna do it because of this video

[@yutalovesicheng2021]

I'm not crazy I'm in the Phandom ME 😂😂😂

[@spade6277]

How does one become a stipper?

[@mmoon8159]

I have something due in 7 hours and have to sleep as well... jk who cares about sleeping

[@jessicat6313]

They went through the pyramid's lady door

[@x.meghangrace.x7706]

jessicat who gave you the right

[@TheVoidIsBees]

Anubis

[@char6518]

oh

[@Felix-ny1be]

The power of Amun Ra compels you.

[@sillywetmeow]

They went through the pyramid's female exit

[@nerdcentral1530]

"that was the most erotic math-based experience I've ever had"
how many other erotic math-based experiences have you had, danny??

[@ohmightyone1262]

"no good sir, for I have the power of triangles"

[@stacey_0133]

PETITION FOR THEM TO PLAY CANDY LAND DRESSED PASTEL

[@foreverfusion3941]

YES

[@willowillowillowillow6458]

ItsSummer 01 YESSSSSS

[@scudsie5776]

ItsSummer 01 omg yesss

[@Ashtree28]

This is the Best idea, oh my god

[@jennaendres9161]

ItsSummer 01 I'm signing

[@existentialcrisis9200]

I'll touch you when I please
- Dan Howell 2017

[@melaniechabot5554]

existential crisis I was looking for this one. lol

[@catsthatquack]

existential crisis your username is the explanation of my life

[@izzylewis226]

Well, what did we expect besides this

[@mitchlucker9152]

I was about to write this 👌🏼

[@awsomesaucepan]

"You owe me two strokes"

[@graceadrsn]

After dan said "I'll touch you when I please" I got an ad which said "naughty"

[@sarah_makes_movies]

"Golf daddy"
"...Sphinx daddy"
-Daniel Howell everyone

[@verystrongchild]

lmfao

[@aegkmorsy652]

"Remember that you owe me two strokes" - Dan Howell 2017

[@aegkmorsy652]

"He's thinking about how tasty your ball is right now" - Phil Lester 2017

[@ugh2531]

Aegkmorsy I'll touch you when I please-dan Howell 2017

[@phantomboy942]

'Shit fucking wank fuck."
Dan Howell -2017

[@jasc7456]

"look how much you're illuminating the hole"
Phil Lester 2017

[@slytherinthedms8050]

*Insert Lenny Face Here*

[@charley_warlzz]

"You absolute cheeky twit" is the most british insult ive ever heard

[@trix-or-treatz]

Gotta add "bloody" in there somewhere

[@megantimbrell9528]

CharleyWarley omg yeah 😂

[@hannahforsyth4267]

CharleyWarley ikr

[@gothicGumshoe]

Hyper_Kitten
"You absolutely bloody cheeky twit"
There I fixed it.

[@trix-or-treatz]

Skerv yes much better

[@letsgetthisbread6713]

Drinking game: take a shot of WATER whenever there's an innuendo (because it's important to stay hydrated)

[@sammy651]

Yeah...you do know that drinking a gallon of water could be fatal

[@x.meghangrace.x7706]

198 shots of water😉

[@angelangeli9724]

lol!

[@deathherself5029]

Twenty Øne Phans Panic at the Chemical Discø! Lol internet support group much

[@infiresphan]

Twenty Øne Phans Panic at the Chemical Discø! Pinof 8 much XD 😉

[@finn1698]

Mr beast : the prize is 1 million dollars
Phil: we are playing for burger socks

[@fishwikepediapage]

😂

[@chrislyman2486]

Ya 😂

[@billythedog6485]

White ball
Curly hair
The fringe is dissolving
HE'S E V O L V I N G

[@vrishas7499]

Billy the Dog WOT IN EVOLUTION

[@3ve338]

Billy the Dog Pastel Dan is returning

[@aesthetic.x.crybaby681]

eva125673 yeaa

[@akari2979]

the rhyming at the end is my kink

[@maxupton7993]

Billy the Dog Press B

[@r.4307]

"i'll touch you when i please" dan no

[@r.4307]

"you owe me two strokes" dan nO

[@r.4307]

"he's thinking about how tasty you ball is" pHIL NO

[@elcie04]

this was amazing😂😂

[@alexandriadupuis]

Umm?? Dan yes

[@alexandriadupuis]

And Phil yess???

[@christina2077]

"I want to have children with this course" -Phil Lester 2k17

[@philtrash2303]

I swear I’ve seen you before... don’t you watch RobertIDK?

[@kcr7371]

after Dan said
"I'll touch you if I please"
a milk ad popped up
oh....

[@graciek1656]

ryden fans: yessssssssss

[@roselalonde5046]

😂😂😂

[@Pickledcucumbers647]

*war flashbacks* WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT-

[@riditaneeha545]

Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub---

[@shaylyngorda3447]

lol

[@ilyJC100]

Can you please write a book of things phil should never say again

[@trinitybolton8147]

Stephanie Yalda ^Dan Howell voice^ *that* is a *very* long list

[@ilyJC100]

Tyler Bolton 😂😂😂

[@aquariuslostie]

someone should start collecting

[@ilyJC100]

Galaxyhowell same i really want it now

[@chihirofujisaki9513]

Stephanie Yalda Let's make it both of them and add Dan's "You owe me two strokes"

[@sinombrerodriguez3442]

"i'll touch you whenever i please" oh god the Shippers are gonna have a hell of a time with that

[@sinombrerodriguez3442]

s HIT FUCKING WA NK FU C K
OH MY GOD I'M SO GLAD I PLUGGED MY HEADPHONES IN

[@melina427]

glitter prince What time

[@juliannajones3015]

glitter prince LOL

[@dominicgaetani3099]

glitter prince what about "you owe me two strokes" ?😜

[@sinombrerodriguez3442]

'sphinx daddy' don't think i didn't see your innuendo double standard, dan howell

[@chelsygrant3468]

It is 1am I have exams tommorow and I’m stressed af so what do I do ,not sleep watch grown men make ball innuendos

[@belugaplane9378]

chelsy grant Same though

[@devilishweeaboo]

i have an exam tomorrow.. but it’s not 1AM hehe

[@codesray]

chelsy grant literally me, my chemistry exam is tomorrow, have not revised because I started rewatching dan and Phil play golf instead 😂

[@augustlevine5520]

Ssaaaaammmmeeeee

[@sqeak6317]

Haha exact same situation

[@Marie-fl9uu]

“I would watch golf on tv if Phil commentated on it.”
I sense a new fanfiction coming on

[@char6518]

I demand for this to exist

[@youundignifiedtwat9865]

i got ya covered, im already writing hun

[@fru1tpunk965]

@@youundignifiedtwat9865 what a legend

[@girl_with_headphones921]

Are we getting a link?

[@thestreamingone8885]

The Golf Fic.
I foresee somebody pleasing themselves with a putter

[@savannah7493]

They should play board games instead of video games on April first next year

[@neganforpresident3263]

Savannah H a craft video and a gaming video on one day!? That would be amazing!!!!

[@annbellgrau]

SykoSykes they're not gonna make craft videos anymore

[@neganforpresident3263]

Sorbet oh yeah cuz phil is with Satan now! But for real I'm gonna go cry for days bye!

[@haileyrizz6350]

Savannah H or an asmr haha

[@francesivy6194]

They should use an ouija board

[@coolnatlove]

i'm at a point in my life where i watch two men play virtual golf for half and hour

[@almondli]

Nathalie Nunez Same

[@sophieockerman4345]

Nathalie Nunez .-.

[@hannahunhinged]

*an

[@jrh12903]

Nathalie Nunez |-/

[@sheridanbarry6181]

shhhh.... we all choose to ignore our lifestyles in this situation...

[@lysandish3265]

Phil wants to have baby's with it? Wouldn't that be... Inter-course?? EH? EHHH???

[@hudsonfirst11]

EVERYTHING-out-THERE go home

[@moorebear1]

GreyHallow I snorted

[@twentynedawsn4785]

Ethereal_DayDream seen a the original commenter a year ago

[@maiaolusanya532]

Lmao what a dad joke 😂

[@shiftingciphers1769]

*eternally screams for the next hour due to my hatred of puns*

[@RomikaTaher]

"shi-shi, didn't swear then" i love how phil always cares about not swearing
its okay phil, we really dont care 😂

[@amanda5851]

nice pfp

[@RomikaTaher]

why does this channel exist? thank you good squirrel

[@webba0342]

no one's gonna mention how satisfying it is that the golf balls matches their shirts?
alright then...

[@emminet]

webba03 it is soooooooo satisfying!

[@gabiwalker5363]

webba03 yes

[@IrisRiedel6]

omfg xD

[@webba0342]

Wew ;-;
200 likes 0_0

[@sophieockerman4345]

just realized...ded

[@Chiales]

Phil:" Oh! Oh! I´m close! I´m close! This is it.. in the hole!"

[@lolitsjudith9180]

pLEASE HAVE MERCY

[@envysoph]

HELP. I'M. DYING.
;-;

[@sophtheloaf4095]

s T OP THIS

[@theawesomest2645]

"Oh that's sticking" "It is sticking" ;)

[@ellieisdrowning2843]

Just.. staph..

[@rubystorey2035]

Dan’s face in the thumbnail is the exact face of someone who just wrote that title

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

Oh that's an underrated comment

[@hahaha7886]

😂😂😂😭😭Omfg im crafting so bad

[@CedricMenke]

"I'll touch you if I please." 😂😂 and as soon i typed that, "I feel sorry for this hole." Weak 😂😂

[@courtneyholm2597]

Cedric Menke when was that said?

[@sofiamayz]

Courtney Holm I think around 8:19

[@murrenkelly3866]

If actual old man golfers used Dan and Phil's vocabulary I'd totally watch golf.

[@fairlyoddvic4734]

Murren Kelly same tbh i want an entire golf tournament to be narrated by them.

[@murrenkelly3866]

I need a video of them trying actual mini golf and Dan narrates for Phil and Phil narrates for Dan.

[@giannabarbee]

Now I'm imagining an old guy screaming "SHIT FUCKING WANK FUCK"

[@murrenkelly3866]

Gianna Barbee Exactly. It is a truly beautiful image.

[@brittneypadinor7375]

im imagining an old dude going "shit fucking wank fuck" AHAHAHAHAH

[@maggiegareca7952]

Dan: 32-26= 8
Stay in school kids

[@fyreice3697]

Maggie Gareca low blow m8 low blow
Because dan dropped from uni?
No?
I'll leave.

[@saucyboii2669]

It's -correct- wrong. I totally knew that

[@marycollins4548]

Maggie Gareca

[@youtubeaccount510]

Maggie Gareca Stay in College kids

[@lilamurphy6536]

I thought I was the only one who noticed. THANK YOU!!!!!

[@alainavanatta8795]

parents are fighting, only thing to do is watch more dan and phil.

[@satleenchana9890]

Or put a holo taco on it.

[@tracimoyer9879]

mood

[@fru1tpunk965]

Same here 😌

[@lilyoh5780]

@@fru1tpunk965 you have the absolute best username!

[@Sector12nj]

@@fru1tpunk965 bo burnham fan..

[@shantalmichiel2051]

dan: "oh my god this is terrifying"
I SCREAM
YOU SCREAM
WE ALL SCREAM
CAUSE WE'RE TERRIFIED

[@rosielagan]

OF WHAT'S AROUND THE CORNER

[@dayton4883]

Rosie Lagan ITS A BUSH
WITH A MURDERER IN IT

[@newt84]

Dayton that's awesome xD

[@100bandtrash4]

Josh isn't real

[@spookybeans]

AYYYYY CLIQUE

[@hadleymagaziner8082]

im reading the comments and noticing how everyone is just writing funny innuendos but can we all just take a moment and look at the title

[@ava6967]

Go to the description and scroll all the way down

[@Zaymonia]

So I look at what both of you said to look at and now I am officially done

[@erinmurphy6273]

t w o l a d s w i t h s a n d y b a l l s

[@ForestSpirit8]

oh my I didn't even read that

[@goosen1237]

“Get a cup of tea “ it is 1 am everyone is asleep last time i made a cuppa my dad thought that we were being robbed at 1 am

[@Jessie-dp3vy]

"I'll touch you when I please". Dan are you trying to make the phandom go crazy or?

[@muttmania]

they're. slowly. killing. us.

[@98waves]

I think Dan's just fucking with us now.

[@samg8368]

Trash O.o killing us softlyyy with their gaynesssss

[@daphni465]

I think there trying to test our limits because one day they will say something so overwhelming that we would just explode.

[@shooky5522]

Trash O.o your beebo profile pic is accurate for this day :)
*happybdaybeebo*

[@ghost_of_pru4083]

PHIL SWEARING IS MY KINK
DAN SAYING DADDY IS MY KINK
THESE INNUENDOS ARE MY KINKS

[@elcie04]

SAME though 😂😂

[@gothmisa9235]

Pru_5sos_buggy MICHAEL

[@ghost_of_pru4083]

Michael Is Not On Fire ANOTHER MICHAEL

[@zoeishere5910]

wait where did phil swear

[@argenting]

Pru_5sos_buggy SAmE

[@grace-4072]

if the question is, “should i rewatch dan and phil play golf with friends to reduce my anxiety?” the answer is always yes

[@robyngrenside5246]

i love how dan will randomly throw together all the swears he knows to create the ultimate curse of shit

[@itsspanner3792]

I would watch paint drying if Dan and Phil commentated

[@maggiekliewer5269]

Firstname Lastname d

[@earls4452]

Firstname Lastname e

[@phoebewebb3425]

Firstname Lastname I think all the Phandom wouldd😻😂

[@roisintimmins9171]

I would watch algebra fractions if Dan and Phil were commentating

[@chelseamoraes4875]

Honestly I'd watch anything if dan and phil commentated

[@ChillyKitty]

"I'm going in, I'm going in"
"Do it Phil"
I have a dirty mind

[@noodlecake4190]

Chilly Kitty dw

[@animallover57774]

Chilly Kitty no you don't
You have a sexy imagination

[@ChillyKitty]

tru

[@envysoph]

Oh god...
And this is why i shouldn't read yaoi manga :D

[@ChillyKitty]

SAME

[@katkay137]

i thought i should share the fact that when ever i have depressive episodes i re watched all these silly little golf videos while not leaving my bed for a week. i can quote those fucking videos

[@user-vp1ql4hv5b]

I'm kind of on the same place rn I haven't slept on all night and I started watching these series cause I remember they make me feel comfortable and also make me laugh. I didn't remember Dan was so cocky hahah. Also, I hope you're doing okay and are out of that depressive episode now.

[@harukaissleepy8919]

Hope you're in a better place in your life now. Stay strong :)

[@maddie-zc6kb]

I really hope I’m not the only one that’s rewatching all of their videos after Dan came out 🥺

[@tealkerberus748]

Maddie Lovato This is worldwide Binge Watch Old Dan And Phil Vids Week. It may in fact last several weeks, but no matter.

[@maddie-zc6kb]

or months....

[@Zaymonia]

I'm here after both videos

[@elliotisnotonline]

@@Zaymonia same

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

Phil came out too...

[@audirevere]

who noticed that the colors of the golf balls matched their shirts

[@sylphiite]

Dat Gurl Audrey meeeee

[@katiekat5428]

Dat Gurl Audrey OMFG HOW THE F DID I NOT!!!!😦😮😮😱😱😱😱😱

[@lamisarab6325]

it did in the last golf vid too!

[@alyssa4079]

Dat Gurl Audrey me

[@audirevere]

lamisa rab omg now that u said that I looked at the old one and how did I not see? lol

[@maddunc3663]

"I guess we'll have to cut our feet in half"
or you could
you know
each get one sock

[@maddunc3663]

lol I had'nt finshed the video I called it

[@aimia100]

are you secretly God?

[@londonharvey4079]

Just U wait 4 it I THOIGHT THIS IN MY HEAD NO JOKE THE EXACT SAME WORDING WHAT THE FRICK OH MY GOD

[@peachytzu4744]

Just U wait 4 it XD Phil doesn't wear matching socks anyway

[@maddunc3663]

holy heck my comment is popular this happened to me on a heathers video once

[@aditibiswas3121]

"No, we're not doing that", he says, while gently nudging the other boy's cheek with his hand.

[@jennaboyd1164]

Wattpad quality

[@ReclusiveRaven]

dan: 26 points
phil: 32 points
dan: so we’re 8 points apart

[@milladeur2083]

i saw this and thought "what's wrong with it?" so i scrambled to find a pencil and paper, then realized i had a computer, then realized it was a simple equation and i could do it in my head.... love me some mathhhh

[@xXxRandomFlowerxXx]

"How would Anakin do this" he wouldn't. Too much sand.

[@gracebrewington3442]

This comment just made my day! I'm laughing so hard right now

[@molliezawadzke9902]

DaisyDewDr0p get all up in his wires

[@An19941]

DaisyDewDr0p exactly xD

[@janetandamocha7874]

I laughed so hard that my coffee went through my nose..... :D

[@goodburgergal]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@NIN0ID]

So I was bored and... The official innuendo count is 198

[@simplyyselena]

holy SHIT FUCKING WANK FUCK

[@wormworm1781]

Good job. We all know that we needed to know.

[@isabellegarber8079]

You are a true hero of our generation.

[@giannarighi2168]

Salzix Really? I only got 71. I must've used a tighter definition of innuendo.

[@celinaaa3488]

HOLEly shit......... Ill go home

[@thea3765]

Why do I always subconsciously root for dan? I''m sorry.

[@anix8047]

Thea ME AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
maybe it's because he's such an obnoxious winner and it's hilarious

[@philtrash2303]

I’d be subconsciously rooting for Phil for the first part, then Dan for the second, then Dan for the third, then Phil for the fourth. Listen, it’s all random.

[@tigrasmith_28]

Same...

[@miriamhall822]

I ALWAYS root for dan idk why but he is my husband lol

[@madi2190]

Really? I always subconsciously root for Phil 😂😂

[@jay1in]

"oh my gosh, phil, phil, dear"
DID DAN JUST CALL HIM DEAR WHATSKSUSNSOSS

[@leela7572]

phils eyelash nah he said "dear me"

[@faithmedlock8671]

i love how when dan notices he said something dirty he doesn't correct himself he just contemplates life for a split second.

[@youundignifiedtwat9865]

oh my god sammmmmmme

[@existentialcrisis9888]

3:25

[@sofieturesson]

@@existentialcrisis9888 thank you

[@m4rz585]

Honestly, me too.

[@fishwikepediapage]

Yess

[@bringmethepiercedsleepingb3418]

Video content: Innuendos with dan and phil

[@bringmethepiercedsleepingb3418]

tenty one emo narwhals Thanks😊 i love your usename as well 🖒

[@norahs6260]

Ikr. Balls 'n holes.

[@leemartinez7539]

Dan: YES SPHINX DADDY!
me: *4 extra years are added to my life span*

[@liadeindadani6913]

Honestly I'm rooting for Phil, until Phil's winning, then I'm rooting for dan, until Dan's winning, then in rooting for Phil, until Phil's winning, then I'm rooting for Dan-

[@fishwikepediapage]

It’s called pity, it’s ok

[@handmade-ghost]

phil: holy crap
me: *hole*-y crap

[@_random_girl_online_]

leigh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@dayton4883]

leigh AYYYYYYYY

[@ayanoyamada8260]

leigh AYYYYY

[@mayawoni]

an intellectual

[@vern4585]

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyee *finger guns*

[@chlsey3372]

Cards against humanity pleaseeee

[@hasetv4765]

Oh my god, who the heck let you out of the basement?!

[@An19941]

Doot Howell +

[@begaydocrimes8863]

haha yes

[@spicymarbles5834]

Doot, get back in the basement.

[@Atlas_Reid]

Doot Howell yesss!!!!

[@annialfthan7675]

13:37 "Nononononononoyesyesyesyesyesyesyesnonononoyesyes *NOOO* NO!"
Honestly Dan is such a mood
yes I watched it about 10 times and counted the words 🙈

[@odettecollins5741]

they really show their true british sides in these videos.

[@Shadra220]

*"We're already freaking out inside each other"*
*MMMMMMMKkkkk*

[@maheviin]

did anyone else wonder, if dan had kept his black ball. would it still have glown in the dark?

[@molliezawadzke9902]

Mia Roosberg woahhh

[@sandiecourtney]

Mia Roosberg :o

[@kazuichis]

Mia Roosberg || Yeah it would've

[@muffycat]

X Jayfeather X Nice username

[@kazuichis]

Muffycat 101 || It's old and I'm not as much into Warriors as I used to be so I'll probably change it, but thanks anyway.

[@valor5080]

Dan: This isn't a screaming LOL short attention span video
Me: *waits for it to be just that*

[@annabrtkw590]

Hello, it‘s 2021 and Corona has brought me back to this channel. Very happy to be back!

[@joebob4091]

Binge Watching Nostalgic Childhood Content to Distract From the Present Horrors Gang rise up!

[@kwansrealbff]

can they release a montage of accidental innuendos phil has said because i would watch the heck out of that

[@kwansrealbff]

and dans reaction after

[@bemmabees]

AuroraPets HECKING YA

[@nope_118]

I am still convinced phil is doing these on purpose to mess with dan

[@justaperson4656]

AuroraPets same

[@sharingiscaring210]

Dan is secretly making a list of things that Phil should never say again

[@MArrow-wo3tj]

Captain wolf3 I think we're all making a list of things Phil should never say 😂

[@user-su3gh6sd8v]

Captain wolf3 69 likes 😉😏

[@chimneydust4599]

96 likes now

[@flowerbinsh]

Their new book: Things Phil Should Never Say Again (Volume 1-24)

[@untalentedstudios8040]

There's too many to list though 😂

[@crimsoznt]

Phil: oh! oh! tease it in
!
Dan: **laughs** tease it in? **look of regret/disappointment** never say that again
Phil: * literally says some variation of "tease it in" in *every* golf video after this *

[@isabellamacy7316]

dan looks very soft in the thumbnail

[@simplyyselena]

Isabella Macy and neat?

[@shiftingciphers1769]

*OH GOD WHY*

[@glazeliights7025]

Soft... and neat?

[@abagailcomeaux4131]

Smol soft baby

[@laurens3400]

MAKE ANOTHER EASTER BAKING VIDEO

[@thekawaiipotatogamer.3.949]

YASSSS

[@thekawaiipotatogamer.3.949]

Btw Brendan is life and ur name is life

[@elisekelly6205]

Brendon Urie On Ice! YESSSS

[@elmeow7003]

oh my god. BRENDON URIE ON ICE I SALUTE YOUR NAME MAKING SKILLS

[@vibecheck6473]

Brendon Urie On Ice! THEY R IN SIDNEY THEY MIGHT JT NOT BE Able TO

[@writerofsorts8668]

I have never heard so many unintentional innuendoes in my life.

[@GonwaLibbyVid]

"unintentional"

[@elcie04]

Hunny, it was intentional.

[@alienillusi0n]

i counted. 115 innuendoes

[@zillionalb7855]

Phil is just a walking bag of innuendos. Seriously.

[@philssecretlastnameishowel2997]

'We're already freaking out inside each other'

[@potato.pancake]

i can’t BELIEVE this was six years ago. HOW WAS THIS SIX YEARS AGO? am i that old???

[@douggieeeee]

we are all, in fact, that old

[@laranzoinks1634]

Phil needs to stop saying Anubis, does he even know he's talking about the Egyptian god of death

[@alsolos3120]

I only know that because of Rick Riordian.

[@sphetty]

"We're already freaking out inside each other" - Dan Howell 2017

[@Adrian-gg4dr]

Petition for Dan and Phil to play in candy land with pastel outfits😀

[@fearlessphobias8422]

jemimah zeckendorf yes

[@belugaplane9378]

jemimah zeckendorf SIGNED

[@lenastewart5257]

SIGNED yassss we need this

[@aidey_babey]

YES I'LL SIGN IT @ME

[@mollygraves2740]

Signed! Yes!

[@Jess-ek9rf]

Im on the edge, of golfy
Im dead

[@cleopatrxb]

I lost it when phil said “bridge to Cleopatra’s beadroom” because my name is cleopatra 😂😂😂

[@sydisposting]

Cleobee Episode nice name i would kill for that to be my name

[@lilypennvellyn6662]

cool name

[@PlatinumFairy]

"I'll touch you when I please.." Dan to Phil 2017

[@bbarrett492]

That one ramp thing reminded me of the owl slide

[@jessicawhite7249]

"i want to have children with this course" ---Phil 2017

[@eggtemperaa]

15:07 - 15:25 aka my favorite clip of the golf series

[@emiliacrawley1720]

once again another 29 minutes of innuendoes

[@lolitsjudith9180]

:P

[@yviethompson5595]

:')

[@hylianwren]

"Look how erect my flag is!"
the exact quote Phil said when my mum walked in (I thought I was home alone) ;w;

[@sope4723]

XLucyX WHEN WAS THIS

[@jennycowan8170]

At the start

[@elisejones6491]

Rip

[@thesilverfangsjam1018]

xlucyx Oh no... I hope you got out of that one... ❤️

[@liampayne8821]

This is why I wear earbuds! 🤗

[@agustdee_2176]

15:20 why this is the cutest thing i have ever seen in my life!!!!!

[@ReclusiveRaven]

“stop touching me”
“i’ll touch you when i please”
pfft okay

[@hellishduck2785]

"Shit fucking wank fuck" truly inspiring Daniel. Truly inspiring

[@firstnamelastname-td4bk]

Daniel Howell, 2k17

[@loganbox5901]

+AmazingKatniss Daniel Howell

[@rya3040]

"SHI-TU- I didn't swear then" phil is an anGEL

[@ryalau7211]

you have my name

[@himynameisken4875]

Ryanne Plays Guitar true

[@-kamile9367]

SoFt AnD NEAT

[@lydiarose4960]

When did he say that?

[@_sassy_bean4170]

HE SAID HELL IN THE LAST ONE I SQUEALED

[@esther-gn9bg]

There are people who go to bed at 2 am...and than there's me, watching to grown men playing virtual golf amd trying not to wake up my entire family...\(^^)/
Btw phil trying not to swear is the cutest thing ever

[@cosmicriptid]

I'm sure somone has made one already, but there needs to be a quote compilation video from these golf with friends vids.

[@nerdcentral1530]

'Non-gender-specific caddy gimp'
-Dan Howell 2017

[@slitheen3]

Nerd Central how to use a gimp: caddy lad edition

[@mr.cyanide4897]

So this is why he said I shouldn't go online 🙎🏻‍♂️

[@strawdairymoo]

id 100% watch them play all the rest of the levels

[@freyadohertyyy]

Oaker Robberts a new golf with friends game is coming soon!! 😂😏😁

[@roselalonde5046]

Frey doh Xx yea

[@tensnakesandacat2108]

Indeed

[@hazyrory3121]

Oaker Robberts same omg😂 (also love ur name its so cool)

[@cepunu]

"i was going to call it 'two lads with sandy balls' but phil used a strong veto"
damn i didn't realise how much i missed dan's humor

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Same

[@reaganb6013]

Phil screaming "OI!" is my new favorite thing 😂 (19:36)

[@quinn6815]

"Watch out Anubis"
...
Did Phil just reference Egyptian mythology AND insult dan at the same time???
I'm so proud ;-;

[@elizabethmillikan6702]

That honestly made me think of that old Nickelodeon show, House Of Anubis. Throwback to when I was 8. lol.

[@odettecollins5741]

Shadow Pixel i thought the same thing. true tho

[@PandaGirlEllie]

Elizabeth Danielle honestly one of my favourite childhood shows. Loved Fabian with a passion as a child.

[@highlandpandas2497]

Phil: "That was smooth."
Me: S O F T A N D N E A T

[@jules8655]

you called?

[@xavierfauver]

soft and neat OH SHIT WE GOT A CELEBRITY!!!

[@envysoph]

OMGGGGG
AYEEE SOFT AND NEAT!!!Q1WJDJ
;-;

[@rbclapena]

Highland Pandas, you have to be calm

[@charlotteharley7107]

please I am but a simple meme farmer ur poisoning my crop with ur filth

[@tiny754]

I took a sip of orange juice every time there was an innuendo. I took very small sips and still drank about half of it

[@ladybirdg5658]

My mental health is so close to killing me right now, but binging a few of Dan and Phil's videos every night really helps

[@kristinaavictoriaa]

same.. my mental health has been so bad recently, they’re the only people helping rn

[@ladybirdg5658]

@@kristinaavictoriaa Here's manifesting healing and comfort for the both of us ❤

[@alicrdh7237]

I hope you’re both okay ❤️ sending lots of love

[@TaRa0350]

I want to see them try real golf and see who is better at it IRL !!!

[@heartwheelpoison]

TaRa0350 Yes! they should do it

[@Senacesn]

TaRa0350 i'd pay for it

[@KarolinaKubinova_blogger]

the problem there is neither of them have a green card and i don't know about the uk but over here you can't play golf (at an actual golf course) without it. plus that video would be SO LONG youtube would collapse trying to process it

[@uclachemistry]

karolina um most golf courses are just pay to play in the UK

[@Volpierein]

mini golf is a thing

[@SARAHKUNA]

"look at how erect my flag is today"
great this video has started off grea t

[@zoemattey9399]

Cry-lo Ren ikr

[@emmietessen-powell3795]

my mood all the time is Dan screaming “please release us from this hell”

[@ivyxmitchellx9976]

I’ve only just realised that the flag pole correlates to the colours of the golf ball
👁👄👁

[@kris9959]

did anybody else notice the hole in Dan's shirt idek

[@makenziea8850]

I did lol

[@shel_grace]

Kristen of course, I *didn't* notice...

[@cez_is_typing]

where XD

[@maomau930]

button-ups are nightmares for that

[@yubincore9136]

yea we are all perves

[@justaperson4656]

"we're already freaking out inside each other"
-at this moment, shippers went insane

[@grxmpykat]

true

[@Finni-boy]

This entire series is shipping material

[@winnie_the_bleh]

Maddiethe RF "i'll touch ya when i please"