Dan: My mum has nothing to do with the filming of this video Phil: She's behind the camera Dan: Plot twist, Our mum films all my videos Dan: Our mum? Phil: Our mum? Dan: Plot Twist! We're going crazy
In case you were curious, Dan said "Sh*t" 5 times Phil said it once Dan said "oh my god" or "God" 25 times Phil said it 9 times And Dan said "F*ck" 26 times and of course we know how many times Phil said it
Phil is me cuz i literally have no idea how anything works and no matter how many times someone tells me its wrong i still say it......basically im saying im a land dory (from finding nemo)
12:17 p: **swears** i mean- d: **screams** p: **gets flustered thinking that dan was screaming due to his impulsive language** - honestly i just wanted that timestamp in the comments so i could click on it when i desire :P
*Dan:* Right, so I'm not going to go so right that I slip off the box *Proceeds to got too far right and falls of the box* *Dan:* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me (who is also wearing headphones): *Internal screaming as I fall off my chair in terror*
Me too let us cry together as Satan beats our organs from inside our bodies to make us bleed out his freedom... I'm having another moody day sorry religious grandma part of me that is triggered at the thought of Satan being inside us.
It says a lot about how much I rewatched these videos that, after 5 years of not watching them, I can come back and still finish their sentences when I watch these old videos lol
I wish I wouldn't be hyperventilating, but it's too tense to not curl up in a little ball and try to calm down til you hear "YES!"..... or is that just me?
And the day it was... Dan Howell and Phil Lester Completed the Hardest level of Crash Bandicoot, To difficult to be released in 1996. There were up, downs (a lot of downs) 9 swears in a row two amateur youtube gamers did something 12 year olds wish to achieve. Thank You.
Dan: 100 fruits you get a life
Me: *frantically collects every fruit in my house* IT'S NOT ENOUGH
What is a fruit!?
Sayani Hang WHAT THE FUCK IS A WATERMELON
Sayani Hang I don't know what fruit is ....so I'm scared
Sayani Hang is mayonnaise an instrument
What's a fruit? Is it something in my soul?
Oh wait.
I have no soul..
"remember to eat your fruit kids. and smack away those perverts."
-DanAndPhilGAMES 2k17
a good life motte to live by
Genuinely good advice from Dan
if my school let up do senior quotes this would be mine
"FUCK YOU THAT WAS FUCKING ON THE FUCK FUCK"
~Dan Howell, 2017
KnockbackZero daniel**
KnockbackZero OMG I LOVE THAT MOMENT BUT I FORGOT WHAT TIME ITS AT
Language, Daniel!
@@miniaturemenacemm301 11:52
Dan is so lucky, he gets to hear Phil's uncensored swearing
I KNOW RIGHT
HES SO LUCKY
DAMN IT DAN GIVE US THAT!!!!
LittleMonsterIsMyName is this a kink comment??? Orrr.... 😶
LittleMonsterIsMyName YES LOL😂
phil: LANGUAGE DANIEL there are babies watching this!
*not even a minute later*
phil: *proceeds to swear*
ok tbh me
night mime. He picked it up from dan
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Our idol everyone 😂
yors
"remember to eat your fruit kids, and smack away the perverts"..... Thanks for the advice?
Madison Manning that's actually really good advice wtf
Madison Manning i laughed so hard and outloud at that and everyone looked at me
Madison Manning featuring a solid question mark
Lolz.
Madison Manning and kill birds
Phil: "Language Daniel! there are babies watching this!"
**17 seconds later**
Phil: "Oh shit"
WHAT TIME
Aqua Jewel what time
Aqua Jewel around 12 mins
i'm pretty sure he said "oh f*ck" tbh
Aqua Jewel I aggree
phil: you're gonna break the sound barrier!
dan: *...we've been over this...*
Deny Mtz Honestly same XD
Deny Mtz XD
Deny Mtz Timestamp?
Deny Mtz c
Whennnnnn
Dan: **swears**
Phil: language daniel
*_Literally under 5 minutes later_*
Phil: Oh sh**
I spot a Sanders side 👀👀
@@maaddy ......... you are now my new favorite person😂
daretobedifferent gracias amigo
@@arson2148 Dan confirmed he said oh shit
@@maaddy Fander?
Dan: FUCK FUCK FUCK
Phil: (says one swear word quietly and they bleep it out)
IKR
Phil asked to
"DANIEL LANGUAGE"
*proceeds to swear"
"I found my flow Phil, I've got my period" Dan and I are in sync
Oh my gosh same
Sammmeee
Same
sameeeeeee
Now that i think about it, me too...
I love when Phil swears, its censored, but when Dan swears its so open XD
Wait wheN
It's too keep phils innocence
12:17
momo yeng Because he’s a pure soul!
phils mouth just does that, he physically cant swear
Dan saying "ah for fooks sake" is my new religion
ASDFGHJKL. Lizz aH FoR fOoKs SaKe
Ikr
Alexander Hamilton fOr fOoKs SaEk
He said that when I read this and I'm sh00k
phil: ya just broke the sound barrier
dan: *about to commit first degree murder* we've been over this!
J
honestly its my favorite part of the video
Fav part of video. Best moments of Dan and Phil games
wait are there other degrees of murder
@@grossitsjeremy Yes, there's second and third degree murder
Phil: *rat face*
Dan: *eats controller*
Perfect match
When your fav youtubers are doing it JUST RIGHT-
I thought of the song just right by got7 omg I'm too deep
Assette Carroll yes
XFoxxyX XD
This video contains strong language
more than usual that is
*we get very emotional*
Karkat Vantas haha
12:17 😪😫😫
Ayee it's March 22nd. Y'know what that means!
cheerios notreally I spent the whole day crying
i miss my chemical romance I relate to it username on a personal level
"Show me that Bandicussy" dAN NO THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN
Dan never think of the children
Pikachu Thompson ThAnK yOu I was waiting for someone to point this out 😂😂😂
I'm a child..
THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Dan: fuR FoOk sAKe
Same dan, same
That was the mot British I have ever heard him
i'm sorry i'm still not over "SHOW ME THAT BANDICUSSY"
are any of us over that?
It's 2018 and I'm still not over it.
Jillian Maeve Butner yeah same
@@jillianbutner6237 same lol
Jillian Maeve Butner what this was in 2017? What the hell
WARNING: MORE SWEARING THAN USUAL aka phil swearing once
You know shit's about to go down when Dan and Phil put a warning in the beginning of their video.
hahaha Elise The Cat and EliseLovesCats (im on the computer pretend theres a laughing face here cause i dont have emojis :,( )
I love how dan swears a lot and they pretty much never bleep it out but phil swears once and it has to be censored
BoredTherian LLF Because there are babies watching
Ana Banana Oh, of course, my mistake, sorry
BoredTherian LLF Phil likes to be more child friendly. But I don't think he would ever censor Dan.
Lauren Ford True, Phil censors Dan on his channel though
Wow, this comment got a lot of likes, thanks everyone!
"remember to eat your fruit kids, and smack away those perverts"
honestly the best advice I have ever heard
I love your name and your profile picture omg.
Nocturnal Speedpaints
thank youuu
i havent watched the video yet and now i know its gonna be great 😂
Bring me the milk Mother fr
Dan: *swears the whole video without getting bleeped*
Phil: *swears once and gets bleeped without hesitation*
me: ....BOI if yOu don’t-
23:18 - 23:22
GamerKitty500 me
im living for the day Phil lester finally flips off Daniel howell on camera
All my dreams would be alive
your name is awesome 😂😂😂
Somebody ! Quick ! Right ALL of the phanfic!
Flips = sucks (I'll literally go die okay I'm so sorry goodbye)
Exactly 😂
petition for dan and phil to play domestic board games
Linda Duong *signs 100x*
tbh this is all i've wanted since the moment i was born
Linda Duong signed
Linda Duong that would be fun to watch 😂
Linda Duong How many times am I allowed to sign?
watch dan's sanity melt away in 27 minutes or less
that's every video tbh
What sanity?
was this episode the birth of
f l o p p y d i n g d o g
shooketh
Dog dong
Dong*
Dan: *SWEARS A LOT OF TIMES UNCENSORED
Phil' *Swears but censored
Andrew Chibigere so true
Phil chooses to censor himself
Of course it’s censored. He never swears
@@athenaaaaq he does just not on video
colorbar.s yeah, obviously, even the most religious and pure person i knew just yelled out fuck when she stubbed her toe
Frustration level: Dan and Phil playing Crash Bandicoot.
Pikachu Thompson the impossible quiz
"what the fricky frazzle"
- Dan 2017
My senior quote
Hope Azure bahaha sameeee
I came over this comment while he said it.
Just thought I'd let you know.
...I'm not funny...
Unwanted Bean that happens to me every time lol
FER FOOKS SEEK-
Dan: My mum has nothing to do with the filming of this video
Phil: She's behind the camera
Dan: Plot twist, Our mum films all my videos
Dan: Our mum?
Phil: Our mum?
Dan: Plot Twist! We're going crazy
Is that really a plot twist tho??? XD
You know.
I was crazy once.
Dan: "I'm a calm, intelligent youtuber"
Me: *sniggers*
Louise Leech I was LMAO😂😂
IT MEANS LAUGHS GUYS!!! I'm British, it's *not my fault*!
*its not my fault that i'm american*
Sierra Nicole- Leave me and my Britishness alone😩😭😂
we appreciate your britishness 😂
In case you were curious,
Dan said "Sh*t" 5 times
Phil said it once
Dan said "oh my god" or "God" 25 times
Phil said it 9 times
And Dan said "F*ck" 26 times
and of course we know how many times Phil said it
Paden Guess I love that you counted
Paden Guess
honestly thank you
Angel Winchester-Ferard-Joshler aw you're welcome. I saw that nobody had counted so I got out a pen and paper and started with the tally marks
Paden Guess You Ma'am are my new favorite person
Paden Guess WHAT ABOUT THAT SNEAKY "that's what she said" FROM PHIL
phil: Dan u just broke the sound barrier
dan: *slaps his own head* WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS!!!!
what time was that
His own head
Jamie Yoto it’s now to the point where when Phil says it dan hasn’t said anything.
24:39
Phil is me cuz i literally have no idea how anything works and no matter how many times someone tells me its wrong i still say it......basically im saying im a land dory (from finding nemo)
for fooks *saek*
"I've found my flow, Phil.
I've got my period."
..ok Dan
Lara Howlter I was looking for this. Thank you. You destroyed my life
I literally said "same" when he said that
When
Lara Howlter this was my Snapchat streaks I recorded it
Lara Howlter ironically enough I have my perio- SHUT UP RUTH NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW THAT
D:Plot twist our mum film-
P: our mum
D:PLOT TwIsT
"Alright just call me- **screams really loudly**" -aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh 2017
XD
Shady - beapsae.
Shady - what time did that happen????
I'm in tears 😂😂
12:17
p: **swears** i mean-
d: **screams**
p: **gets flustered thinking that dan was screaming due to his impulsive language**
-
honestly i just wanted that timestamp in the comments so i could click on it when i desire :P
taetaekookie the hero we didn’t know we needed
that moment when you get so pissed at a game and turn irish
turns into jacksepticeye XD
foR FOOCKS SEEEK
piper haninger
aHhH fEr FOOKS saek!!
???
Hannah Smith 15:12
"that was redick" ~ Phil lester 2017
poetry
I started laughing so hard when he said that
Your comments are amazing
Did....... diD PHIL JUST GET A CENSOR?????
Ikr I had to replay it go double check I've never heard Phil swear
"stop that sentence"
I need a friend who stops me from saying stupid shit.
d00d me too dude.
d00d i just need a friend
Well if y'all actually want me to be your pal my ig @ is haywiredun
omg brb im gonna dm you
You know shits about to go down when there is a warning at the start of a video😂❤
Phil swearing and making 'that's what she said' jokes is my aesthetic.
Erin Yarborough same tho
Erin Yarborough Dan screaming is my aesthetic
SAME
ikrrrr
Who ever wrote the English captions for this deserves more credit
Ffion yes they do I turned them on after I saw this comment and I wanted to thank you
Yes they really do! I rewatched this with the captions lmao
It was phil😂 look at the captions at 25:05
Thank you for this hidden gem. 😂
Welcome to DanAndPhilSWEAR
Lilly Vo im subscribing 😂
Lilly Vo yess
Phil should've said "hello Dan and Phil games' swears
Now that'd be a channel I'd subscribe to!
Next video: neighbours are kicking us out
Just a normal video!
*phil swears*
Damn this is intense
You know it's intense when Phil swears
Echo Says HOLF YUCK I NEVER THOUGHT
Js Bleach I know your comment was supposed to say "holy fuck" but I'm laughing so hard at "holf yuck"
*Dan:* Right, so I'm not going to go so right that I slip off the box
*Proceeds to got too far right and falls of the box*
*Dan:* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me (who is also wearing headphones): *Internal screaming as I fall off my chair in terror*
Me
"I found my flow, Phil. I got my period."
Ashley Ruth lol..
i'm actually dying
Dan swears: *blinks*
Phil swears: PHILIP MICHAEL LESTER!!
Lauren someone’s been doing research
Philp is the only spelling I will accept from now on
2 years later & I only just realise lol sorry
dan swears: no one cares
phil swears: the phandom goes nuts
This is to true for my life XD
Why Is The Pen Always Gone accurate enough
Why Is The Pen Always Gone yup pretty much
When does he swear
My stomach turned and I laughed so hard
Dan: sorry headphone users
Me: Your apology means nothing if I can't hear it! 😂
I love how Dan doesn't get censored at all/rarely, but any of the few times Phil swears, he gets censored completely lol :P
Faith C yeah. But he likes to be censored so that "the little babies watching" don't hear him
I know :D I just find it kinda funny that he (or whoever edits the vids) lets Dan get away with it, but not phil. :P
dan edits the vids
True but I stan phil swearing lmao
"FO FOOKS SEEK" 😂😂😂
Angie Lopez I literally say that all the time.
Angie Lopez GET OUT MEH SWAAMPP
I SWEAR ON ME MUM
phil: sound barrier
dan: WEVE BEEN OVER THIS
AriaAsacura LOL
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO FAST YOU IDIOT
i can’t believe after five years and i still get so excited and anxious watching them play this level, has to be one of my favorites
Dan : *did you actually just swear?*
Phil : *Yes..*
Dan : *my god*
m R just watched Hamilton…?
What time was that at
Shinobu Oshino did someone say Hamilton? 😂😂
How do I know you won't use this against me the next time we go toe to toe?
the irony
Drink a sip of something every time Daniel Howell swears.
*You gon' choke m8*
Dimplephan _ I hope I do
+BE Confident same
It has to be water so you can _stay hydrated_
And chug the whole thing when Phil swears
What do you do when Phil swears?
Is no one gonna talk about the fact that they got 100% on the first two games? Because damn I'm happy enough to pass the level.
MischiefManaged I couldn't even have gotten past 1 without destroying the controller
Phil brought back Lizards. Still waiting for the album.
Half of these comments: Phil saying oh shit
The other half: PLAY DREAM DADDY
Juliana F. Hello fellow Hamiltrash
I Love Hamilton More Than I Love Myself hellooo! I can relate to your username on a spiritual level
I Love Hamilton More Than I Love Myself. I love your username more than I love myself!
Juliana F. All the Hamilton in the replies! Hey friends
One More Demigod helloooo
"I found my flow Phil. I've got my period"
*I laughed so hard* 😂
Roxi Potzi
pErIoDs ArE nO jOkE
Camila Asay they are hell(im on my period rn)
Me too let us cry together as Satan beats our organs from inside our bodies to make us bleed out his freedom... I'm having another moody day sorry religious grandma part of me that is triggered at the thought of Satan being inside us.
Omg i'm on my period too, i'm dying here
I'm literally on my period while watching this XD
Phil swears
Our Mum
Thats what she said jokes from Phil
Children, this is what happens when Dan and Phil don't upload for about 2 weeks
Its Abigail when did he say Our Mum?
Its Abigail when did he say Our Mum?
they already are different people
Me: *is wearing headphones*
Me: I feel special...
You are.
@@foldingpages you slick biatch
*phil swearing fills the phandom with determination*
Tazana Nilson phills
*Phills the phandom with Dantermination
WHY
Tazana Nilson to soon man
Tazana Nilson too soon.
"show me that bandicussy"
you can always tell when Dan edits the video
imagine if it was actually Phil because he's secretly more inappropriate that Dan and can only express it in edits
Those two comments are the best ever
Mari Griffiths PLOT TWIST😂
You know it's gonna be a good video when Dan is chewing on the controller in the thumbnail.
lilykep honestly ur so right
“That’s the amount of respect we have for headphone users. We don’t just kill them we-“
“STOP that sentence RIGHT there.” 😂😂😂😂
"I found my flow Phil. I got my period" dan no pls
maddi vidales whenn!?
maddi vidales it's too relatable 😂
maddi vidales damnit I was gonna comment that 😂
"Language, Daniel! There's babies watching this" He's so precious
And then right after that, he said “Oh shit!”
@@Elle-ho3yg that was phil that said that
they should make a danandphilgames swear jar and add a penny any time dan swears, and a pound every time phil does
lmao
Please
England uses pence, not pennies lol
Jung Hosucc pence is the multiple version of penny; you have a penny and I have 5 pence. He was grammatically correct rip
You use pence when it's more than 1p and penny if it's singular actually :-))
Dan: We almost stopped talking
Phil: We murdered each other twice
Me whenever I do anything with my siblings
@@mars30 same
The caution warning is for Phil's swear, not Dan's.
Blaqcassie Yeah, that's exactly what I thought. 😂
I knew it was coming just from the caution xD
sameee
WHEN
WHAT TIME. I MISSED IT I NEEEEEEED TO HEAR IT
"FUCK YOU! I was fucking on the... fuck fuck!"
~ Daniel Howell, 2k17
Rea Keebz that's Mr. Articulate for you
gemlikestardust what XD
"Language Daniel."
Still aren't used to Daniel Howell.
When
*Dan cusses* Me: lol same
*Phil cusses* Me: PHILLIP MICHAEL LESTER!!!!!!
So true tho
Same
Tony J Cazier I had to replay that part three times just to make sure it was phil it dani was so shocked
Tony J Cazier which time though?
*PHILIP
It says a lot about how much I rewatched these videos that, after 5 years of not watching them, I can come back and still finish their sentences when I watch these old videos lol
Dan and Phil: "Rip headphone users"
Me: I don't think you understand that I've been dead for a long time
Alyssa R same
Alyssa R Every time Dan has screamed in a video we should've gotten a warning
Alyssa R omg same😎
Same
Alyssa R Same
I just love how the ONE time Phil swears it's bleeped. And then we have Dan.....
Because if they bleeped every time when Dan swears, the whole video would be bleeped
phil: "shit"
dan: "did u actually just swear omg"
even dan is shook
when??
Nora K hello fellow craftbaby
Nora K I' M . B L O O D Y. S H O O K.
Phil: We need a strong language warning...
The audience: No, we expect this. We *anticipate* it.
Why is,Phil saying "Language Daniel" the sweetest thing ever
*my heart exploded*
Yes! 😭😭😭
What time I must see it again ;-;
Atma Shb WHEN
Atma Shb they're so married jfc
Atma Shb Phil: *proceeds to swear 2 minutes later*
They are the ones playing the game
I am the one hyperventilating
I have found my place in the world
Honestly same
I wish I wouldn't be hyperventilating, but it's too tense to not curl up in a little ball and try to calm down til you hear "YES!"..... or is that just me?
Jaylynn Sell nope it’s ok, me too lol
I have only done that in a few vids for example this one and when Markiplier plays getting over it the first time
Phil: Bouncy Boucy
Crash: WOAH!
Dan: *claps*
Dan broke my headphones.
Thanks.
OH FOR FOOOKS SEEEAK
XD I was looking for this comment
Same
And the day it was... Dan Howell and Phil Lester Completed the Hardest level of Crash Bandicoot, To difficult to be released in 1996. There were up, downs (a lot of downs) 9 swears in a row two amateur youtube gamers did something 12 year olds wish to achieve. Thank You.
madison siddiq dont forget when phil made the brilliant thats what she said joke
I just now watched this. And your comment is one of my favorites.
Did... did Danyl just say he got his period. THEY GROW UP SO FAST
Dan shouting “scrap metal” out of stress is one of the funniest things I’ve seen
"language daniel! there are babies watching this!" says phil, while i'm watching with my 5 year old daughter.😂 oh god
How to parent
Me as a mother
You are my inspiration as a parent in ten years. Good on you.
britney awww
language daniel was my life life
I regret my decision to use my headphones
An19941 same ...
I don't. Some one would be concerned if I played it out loud...
An19941 I REGRET DOING A DARE THAT WAS "LISTEN TO A DANANDPHIL GAMES VIDEO ON FULL VOLUME" AND NOW I THINK MY EARS ARE BLEEDING
An19941 rip
We all do
Phil-"Don't talk,don't talk..."
Dan- *starts singing*
Mia Scalise well he isnt talking
Mia Scalise at least he wasn't screeching
jarritos TRU
15:52 wHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS-
eth.erealhowell I SEARCHED THROUGH THE COMMENTS JUST TO SEE SOMEONE MENTION IT
sabrina joanne literally same! I was soo shookith to see them put this into the video.
I’m lost.. What is it? 👀
eth.erealhowell what’s important about it?
@@shakibzz I think it's that Phil reaches over and maybe they see it as him grabbing for Dan's hand? But he's actually going for the controller.
did they really have to go over the sound barrier *again*
yEE
Maddie Moore i was wearing headphones and just threw my phone and screamed when dan yelled. It scared me
that swift fangirl YEE
And remember kids
Stop, Look, and Listen
every time they said that i heard it to the tune of signed, sealed, delivered by stevie wonder
I'm gonna graduate high school now much thanks
But remember...
SHUT UP RAT
RandomlyAbigail AND THEN YOU’LL BE KING OF THE ROAD
oK
At 3 at night, with headphones, volume turned up a lot. I'm deaf
Phorever Suicidal me right now
Oh you poor poor soul....
Same except it’s 1:50 am
So I was reading the comments and I look up to see" Show me that bandicussy"