MY FATHER WASNT AROUND! MY FATHER WASNT AROUND! I SWEAR THAT ILL BE AROUND FOR YOU! ILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES! ILL MAKE A MILLION MISTAKES! ILL MAKE THE WORLD SAFE AND SOUND FOR YOU! (sorry... i cant help it...)
They're dropping so many hints wtf a) playing who's your daddy b) making a baby in the sims c) phil getting all those fertility and pregnant cards in his new vid hunties I see u
That moment when you're headphones fall out in class and everyone hears Dan scream WHAAAAATT THEEE FUUUCKK and everyone also hears YOUR ARMS HAVE COME OFF.
Dan: "don't worry, we're not doing any weird kink or role playing *yet*." Definition of yet: 'referring to something that will or may happen in the future.' *breathing gets heavier*
![BOWKYLION - วิงวอน (ex-change) [Official MV]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cLdnZWDaO-w/mqdefault.jpg)
7:12
Phil: What do you have?!
Dan: A kNiFe!
Phil: NOOO
this is where the vine inspiration came from, change my mind!
@@heddja 100%
"DADDY'S COMING" Dan needs to choose his words better XD
No fam. Come back
Jasmine Akel-Johnson I died
Was just thinking about that
Jasmine Akel-Johnson
Your icon is my life
Oh and funny comment
WOW yes he does
or maybe he says that to phil on a daily basis ?
Dan: “I’m abusing substances and I’m allowed to do it if I want!!!!!”
Ad: “Gateway rehab is the-“
Phil:I’m eating the pills
Dan:NO
Dan:dangles baby off balcony
Dan:SIMBAAAA
"Is it like a baby car and not a human car?"
Baby = other species?
illuminati confirmed
That's what I thought
Snugly Muffin *x file theme plays
Snugly Muffin I knew it wasssss
I call small children demons from hell.
"Phil, your baby just stab you in shins and cooked itself in the oven." 😂😂😂😂 im dying
don't cry, craft
i'm not sorry
Audrey Striker *points at window leading to a 12 story drop* there's the door. gET OuT
Kloie Littleton Lol😂
HowToLife101 I made it 667
;D
anybody gonna talk about how our little ball of sunshine is 30 years old
Sav xox
nope, never happened.
Sav xox shhhhh! We shall not speak of it!!! He is still 20, what are you on about?
Sav xox don't you fucking dare
Sav xox honesrly
Sav xox honestly
"Hello danandphilgames daddy's 😖" that moment of regret 😂
I was soooo glad i was wearing headphones
*daddies
"I HAVE NO EMOTIONS!"
"HELLO CHILD!"
I love dan...
Floor Littleton hello child I am Mr legs
😂
they're always like 6 months or more behind a game trend and it's really cute
jazminehasnoidea
they only upload like 5 times a year on every channel so like XD
jazminehasnoidea it's adorable as heck 😂
jazminehasnoidea right those loveable dorks
yup😂
jazminehasnoidea YeAH
I lost my shit at phil crawling on the the floor as the dad
SUGAGLIDAGALAXY TEEN same
SUGAGLIDAGALAXY TEEN same
ikr. “WHAT THE FUCK. YOUR ARMS HAVE COME OFF” 😂😂😂
SAME
When phil came up the stairs crawling I was dying
10% game play
90% freaking out
This is 100% perfect
esto pesto 200! Don’t question my math
I got a t shirt bc of this video 😂😂😂😂
That's how I am when I play games!
Yes!!!!
esto pesto 10% game play
75% screaming
15% “DaDdY”
Dan: Is that really announcement worthy?
You are Dan and Phil; everything about you is announcement worthy.
Dan then: ew phil ya said daddy
Dan now: "cheeky daddy" "christmas daddy" "watch me dad"
“Whisker me daddy" “teach me, dad"
" feed me easer daddy "
“Mmmmm yes Easter daddy~”
*w a t c h m e , d a d*
*c R O W P O S E*
*I’m screaming*
Dan *cute laugh*
Dan: Daddy, I'm the best daddy, Daddy
Phil: Just stop it
When was this
YEAH WHEN
Lizzie Styles phil being annoyed because of Dan stealing Phils Daddy role 😂😂 best thing ever!!!!!
Lizzie Styles I
Lizzie Styles
Hahahahaha
Dan: " Daddy wins, daddy wins, daddy is the best!"
Phil: "Stop calling yourself daddy it's disturbing!"
Same Phil, same
Yea that's Phil's job (jkjkjk dont hurt meh)
@@emilykalunga3510 ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ Phil is daddy(wtf is up with me)
@@margai1996 Remember the mug?
@@FJM713 OH YEAH DAN BOUGHT THAT FOR HIM
"Don't worry we're not doing any kink or roleplaying... Yet"
o h
Omfg I'm so glad someone else pointed this out ❤❤❤
Zanny Unoriginal never said it wasn't a joke, hunny
Sophie Blunt YET
y e t
are they even trying to hide it anymore jesus
this video will never fail to make me scream
Hey kinda similar pfp
parker starling me to
1k likes!
i dont call my dad daddy anymore cos of this video
Madeline Bennett
I haven’t called my dad daddy since year 6 (5th grade).
"I don't know how to do the dad" -Phil Lester 2017
THANK U I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAUGHT THAT
Meanwhile Dan yells about being a Daddy... coincidence? *Illuminati music plays*
Dayum phil
oh god
He can ask Dallon Weekes
omg he called the rainbow keybord the "Diversity Piano" XD
Hhhhhits different
"Phil... priorities we have a kitty...heeeelloooooo"
He is too precious for this world 👏👏
helllooooo. heeellloooo
how his voice went a little lower but still higher i died
"Daddy's coming!" - Dan Howell 2017
Taylor Lives *cumming
Kayla Kitten DISGUSTING IF U WANT TO SAY STUFF LIKE THAT GO TO. SHANE DAWSON VIREOS
Oh my god, calm down keyboard warrior
Taylor Lives all these comments are all really perverted...
Taylor Lives this is what happens when Dan gets a strange rubber object
PHILIP YOU OUTSHINE THE MORNING SUN
MY SON
WHEN U SMILE
I FALL APART
Taypo TH-cam Videos AHAHA FUCK YES
AND I THOUGHT I WAS SO SMART
MY FATHER WASNT AROUND!
MY FATHER WASNT AROUND!
I SWEAR THAT ILL BE AROUND FOR YOU!
ILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES!
ILL MAKE A MILLION MISTAKES!
ILL MAKE THE WORLD SAFE AND SOUND FOR YOU!
(sorry... i cant help it...)
Taypo TH-cam Videos AAAAAAAAAAAA
Taypo TH-cam Videos ILL DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES, ILL MAKE A MILLION MISTAKES! ILL MAKE THE WORLD SAFE AND SOUND FOR YOUUUUUU
Dan: "Dont worry, we're not doing any kinks or role-playing...yet"
Me: "DANIEL JAMES HOWELL!"
Y E T
We don’t know what they did after the video (Lenny face)
*GO TO YOUR ROOM THIS INSTANCE YOU DIRTY MINDED CHILD*
@@cyleighhickman.8604 You need this. → ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧
I accidentally read ‘Daniel’ as ‘daddy’... oops
dan : "don't worry we're not doing any weird kink role-playing yet"
me : um dan what the hell were you planning on it
sarah ! After the video
*Y E T*
Yess
It's the "...yet" that got me
They're dropping so many hints wtf
a) playing who's your daddy
b) making a baby in the sims
c) phil getting all those fertility and pregnant cards in his new vid
hunties I see u
...Y'all joking, right?
xD
I was thinking the same thing like
Whatchu be tryna tell us
aimee howlter HELP
Ahh yes, fanservice is now "dropping hints" apparently.
"Dad, I need the rubber object!"
-Dan Howell 2k17
And other things Dan has said
Phil's Freaking Eyelash well the more you know
"Dad, hit me with it!" - also Dan Howell 2k17
Kayla Kitten the fanfics are writing themselves
Kayla Kitten the fanfics are writing themselves
Y'all remember those ancient times when "Daddy" just meant "Father"?
I still call my father daddy and then sometimes I remember how the internet has ruined it 😂😂
I miss those times
If I ever have kids I don't want them referring to their father as 'Daddy' because I'm scared it'll ruin them
i want those days back
Yes-
"Baby get out the way, daddy's coming" oh my gOD
Natasha Winchester ;)
huehuehue ;;;;)
Jesus Christ 😤😤
This just reminds me of *lady door* 😂
😏😏
"i don't know how to do the dad" JESUS FUCK THAT SENTENCE WAS NOT OKAY PHIL
*IKR I CHOKED ON MY SPORTSCANDY WHEN I HEARD THAT--*
Kayden White a
Potato Person
Kayden White LOL
"I'm gonna set myself on fire"
*forest fic flashbacks*
HOLD UP
wtf is the forest fic
you have now introduced me to a world i can never return from
DestielIsReal just a very scarring joshler fic
hamster nope
An Addict With A Pen STOP
“LETS never be parents”
I’m squealing
"SON! SON! WHERE ARE YOU?!?"
I'm having Finding Nemo flashbacks
krabsnation
Omg same XD
krabsnation omg yes.
krabsnation Nice picture, Franku is life and also MEEE
Mr. Hamilton, come in, they brought him in a half an hour ago, he lost a lot of blood on the way over
Mitchi Cx OMFG
What, "Let's never be parents" but Dan, Phily is pregnant
damn. that profile pic 👌
pregnat
Pregnananant
lukey hemmings PrEGerS
OMG 😂 Preggo
That moment when you're headphones fall out in class and everyone hears Dan scream WHAAAAATT THEEE FUUUCKK and everyone also hears YOUR ARMS HAVE COME OFF.
Blurryphace Craft baby
F
Your profile picture represents what id do in that situation
Blurryphace Craft baby good luck dude
Blurryphace Craft baby you just made my day
Blurryphace Craft baby Rest in peace...
You poor soul
I’ve seen this more times than I’ve seen my own face
I see my own face adleast twice :] a day
been so long i forgot what my own face looked liek
You Must have a Really Beautiful Face Then
woew
I was about to question how you see your own face, but then I remembered that mirrors existed
I LOVE HOW MUCH THEY'VE BEEN UPLOADING
*IT MAKES ME SOOO FUCKING HAPPPYYYYYY AHHHHH*
MissyM *SAMEEEEEE*
MissyM they're making up for everything we missed while they were doing all the tatinof dtuff
same
MissyM same
not as good as every half a second
When I was naughty as a kid my parents used to tell me they'd bury me under the deck with my sister...
I am an only child...
Dan's Dimple UMMMMMM MAYBE ITS TIME TO MOVE OUT
Dan's Dimple That's nice
Dan's Dimple omg thats cruel
Ya u should think about moving out.....
Dan's Dimple '^' you should leave
actually
Wait nevermind I don't want to repeat what happened nearly 17 years ago
"We're not doing any kink revolved roleplaying..yet"
yet
yeT
yET
YET
amazingdadsareonfire *YETTTTTTT*
amazingdadsareonfire YET
amazingdadsareonfire *SOON*
amazingdadsareonfire YĘT
amazingdadsareonfire yeet
Dang this was the first Dan and Phil video I ever watched I had no idea my life would be taken over by them.
Small Pastel Ghost SAME THO
You poor, poor child
Small Pastel Ghost this was your first video
I’m sorry
(To the tune of Welcome To The Rock) WELCOME TO THE PHANDOM
I am so so sorry...oh dear god
Dan: SON SON
Me: CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME
thatonehispanicgirl GO HOME ALEXANDER
thatonehispanicgirl THATS AN ORDER FROM YOUR COMMANDER
thatonehispanicgirl GO HOME.
YES! HAMILTON! ALL THE REFERENCES!!! now that I'm done fangirling... I shall watch this video 10 times..
Flying Spirits basically,Now that I'm done fangirling,I'm going to fangirl some more
*Walks into sisters room*
"GIVE ME THE RUBBER THING"
"NO"
"HIT ME WITH IT"
*Walks out with a horrified expression*
😂
Parents’ but ok.
So they added the crawling dad animation. I have never been so creeped out, but yet laughing so hard at the same time.
Merengue Tang Ya😂
Shea Webb damn
I laughed so fricking hard at that part
Honestly Dan trying to save the baby by doing more bad crap is me with life
2017 : the blessed year dan throws out his straighteners
the less straight the better i always say
"the less straight the better" do i have your consent to start saying this?
standchill yes😂
Abbey AYE!!!
Abbey I read this as straightness at first but either way yeesss
A STRANGE RUBBER OBJECT
They finally said dildo
YESS!
never laughed more in my life!! PLAY MORE.
that game is litterally terrifying and i love it
YASSSSSS! More of this game!
First two minutes and I've had at least 20 heart attacks
Did dan really just say "daddy's coming"
lets not think about it too much
I'm thinking about it a whole lot
i've been thinking too much. help me.
I'M SORRY
i just snorted
*5 seconds in* - *Phil says daddy* - *internal yelling*
Madeleine Hubbard I was dying of laughter when I heard that! XD
same
Madeleine Hubbard *external screaming*
Madeleine Hubbard omg same
i knew dan had a daddy kink
"Did you breed with a alien or something."
Later: "DIL MATED WITH AN ALIEN!!"
Storming TH-cam OMGGGGGGG AHHHHHHHH
_psychic_
'mated"
~Dan: HELLO CHILD, I AM MISTER LEGS!!
Also Dan: I HAVE NO EMOTIONS!~
Dan:"DADDY'S THE BEST! DADDY'S THE BEST!
Phil:"It's concerning that you're calling yourself that."
green ninja panda disturbing
green ninja panda wisk me daddy
“Lets never have kids"
'I can't do the daddy' - Phil 2017
my name is [dan] I was literally just about to comment that
my name is [dan] OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR USERNAME
my name is [dan] such a liar
my name is [dan] your username is everything omg
"Daddy's coming" k
"let's never be parents"
LET'S?
Madelyn Mackintosh XD
Madelyn Mackintosh My exact thoughts
oh no. no no no no no.
no
Madelyn Mackintosh OMG OMG OMG
Madelyn Mackintosh no...no...no...no....no...no.....NO!!
I've got a feeling Phil was playing this as a game and Dan *_wasn't_*
“The diversity piano” IM CRYING
"We're not doing any Roleplay type thing.. yet.." -Dan
Me: *Stares blankly then smirks* Yas
No_no_No where it at doe
every time Dan says daddy my blood stream stops
Same, and with Phil... Like the intro 😂😝
Nah its just a Myocardial infarction
phancake ikr
same. also profile pic on point lol :D
phancake SAME
Dan : "cause Phil did whatever he did to it" *lipbites
Time?
@@Holly-jp6gg thanks :3
😂😂😂
I’ve been looking for this comment for so long 😂 I didn’t want to comment it myself 😂
Also,1:17
"Is this a baby car and not a human car?" Yes cause babies aren't humans.... Well at least the one that Dil is pregnant with is
haha not the second one
Kaylynn i got a what'supmoms ad
The bubbles: dadisnotonfire and amazingbaby...
...well that's an interesting role reversal
Dadiel Howell
Yea, very um interesting
Don't make me think about it---
"i dont know how to do the dad"
did anyone else notice that? 😂😂😂
Sarah Rugh meee
Whenever I gotta leave I always say “I gotta WASD” and no one understands because they don’t play games 😂🤦🏽♀️
I say gotta Ryan ross
Gotta MCR (I'm sorry)
gotta zayn
I gotta every member of Panic! At The Disco but Brendon Urie.
I say gotta ryan ross
All this baby stuff lately.... I think Dan and Phil are trying to tell us something... lmso
Charity Case phil is pregnant did you not know??
Charity Case no no no guys DAN is pregnant, remember TH-cam rewind 2014?
Keep Calm And Cook man, Dan's been preggo for 2 years
yes, i too am laughing my shoulders off
DestielIsReal "Lmso" is a joke thing I have with my friend, lol. I say it just randomly now without even thinking about it.
it makes me happy that dan called the rainbow piano the 'diversity piano' considering he didn't have to say that
@@givemeawall tftfftyfydfiug/iu7
this hits differentlyyyyy
:)
PHILIP WHEN YOU SMILE I AM UNDONE
MY SON
LOOK AT MY SON
Phil's Eyelash
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SONNNN
Phil's Eyelash PRIDE IS NOT THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR, THER IS SO MUCH MORE INSIDE ME NOW!!! (like the rubber object (aka dildo))
Kayla Kitten ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
yasssss hamiltrash!
Phil's Eyelash Pride is not the word I'm looking for.
I swear your parents had the weirdest rules on parenting
The other one broke because phil *did whatever he did to it*
Phanicking Piløts at The Chemical Fall Out Discos right and didn't in the Mario kart video,Phil said "don't break the couch again...."
Breaking the couch was from the Bishi Bashi Special video where Phil jumped and broke the couch
And the chair broke cuz Phil jumped which broke one of the wheels
Existentialist Fangirl how though?
It was in a video but Im not sure which
"GIVE ME THE RUBBER OBJECT"
"NO"
"HIT ME WITH IT"
*wHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON*
accurate
This video was gold
Recycling Bin *puts in Brendon saying that*
I read the last line in Brendon's voice I'm such tRash
dont forget "hit me baby one more time"
Dadisnotonfire and amazingbaby
Sleevy yes please
Sleevy omg this is by far the best comment ever
Sleevy yass
Ikr I died when I saw that on the annotation bubble things 😂😂😂
Ikr I died when I saw that on the annotation bubble things 😂😂😂
"BABY IN THE OV, COOKIN NICE AND GOOD, CRISP AND DELICIOUS" - DANIEL JAMES HOWELL 2K17
"put me down dad" - Phil
is that a PINOF8 reference? 😂
LMAO
Francine Abigail HOLY SHIT
Francine Abigail LMAO
someone make a meme about this 😂
Did anyone else get jumpscared by the dad crawling?
isabelle. garcia no I died 😂😂😂
isabelle. garcia YES WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT GAME
Can we just appreciate the hobbit hair
i feel like Dan's hair is getting increasingly curlier with each video
Shannon Taylor yesss
Shannon Taylor yes
Yes. Let's appreciate the hobbit hair
OH MY GOd you ate the shit? - Daniel Howell 2017
dan: ooh look at this sink
me: DAN HE'S IN THE POOL ohhhhh no
can we just appreciate how FRICKIN good both Dan and Phil look in this video
YES OHMGYOD DAN'S HOBBIT HAIR MMM AND BLUE IS TOTALLY PHIL'S COLOUR 😫
Gabriella M thank you gurl
protøp*tip* phangirl dilmingo ikr Phil's shirt and Dan's hair are my causes of death.
protøp*tip* phangirl dilmingo they always look good XD
Ginger Snap good god o,o
DANS HAIR LOOKS SO GLORIOUS AND WAVY YAAS
IKR
dat kpop girl YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dat kpop girl LOOK AT DANS FACE AT THE START
dat kpop girl phil is 30. Let that sink in
dat kpop girl IKR LOVE THE HOBBIT HAIR
"a big diant disturbing rain treack" Daniel Howell 2017
When Dan cooked the baby in the oven, you could say
DAN IS ON FIRE!!!
I'll be going now
Wild Coyote ba dum crash!
The door's over there---> [ •]
omg XD
HAHAHAHAHA
THATS FUUUNNNYY
Wild Coyote STOP
"lets never be parents"
can we appreciate that hobbit hair is a normal thing now :)
phil trash no2 like just thank you god
phil trash no2 its because he doesn't have time since he's always wet (I know what your thinking dirty shit it's rainy)
phil trash no2 I'm LOVING the hobbit hair
one more reason to live c':
phil trash no2 ikr
Anyone else here after Dan came out
Arilynn Triana I’m here after Phil came out
Arilynn Triana “phil did whatever he did to it” hits different now
Fuck yeah
Me
"you are a bad baby"
this is so much for me I can't
rice cake hello chim chim
rice cake jimins great too bad he doesnt know hes already perfect..😭
*TH-cam : DAN AND PHIL PLAY WHOS YOUR DADDY ME: SWEET JESUS*
Dan: Daddy wins!!!
Jaylin Evans I
Jaylin Evans yesssss
*relatable*
me
FAM I JUST REALIZED THAT MY DATA WAS ON THIS WHOLE TIME CAUSE THE COMPANY JUST TOLD ME I RAN OUT PRAY FOR ME
I'm so sorry
Furlour Egxsexsis Oh my God. Me too. Crap.
Furlour Egxsexsis my data was on too and I forgot until I saw this comment. Thank you for your sacrifice!
Oh my gosh, good luck! Hopefully your cycle ends soon
My new cycle just started and I share it. I'm screwed.
Phil: What do you have?
Dan: A KNIFE
Phil: noOOO
Who else died when Dan said hit me baby one more time...?
Lúthien Celufain I started singing the song
But I did die so
I DIED AS SOON AS DAN SAID DADDY TO PHILL!!!!
"Let's never be parents."
As in *together*
XxfandomtrashxX stop
XxfandomtrashxX like were they planning
XxfandomtrashxX YESSSSSSS
I THOUGHT THATS WHAT THEY SAID
"We both look horrifically uglier on each other's face, let's never have a child"
"I AM THE
SUPREME
POOOL
CLEANNNERRRR"
~Daddy Howell 2k17
Friendly Skeleton 2017*
Wolfie :D
yeah 2k17 is 2017
lmao
Everything about your comment XD. The profile picture, the actual comment. Perfection.
Friendly Skeleton gerard way and that comment are everything stg
One year later, still waiting for a part 2......
And part 2 is without the game 😉
@@notapersonpersay999 delet
Shoto Todoroki
i’m scared.
Okay, I just thought of this, but imagine Dan as his 12-year-old internet kid self. Now imagine Phil the same year, getting his drivers license.
Rose Lalonde //whEEzes//
Rose Lalonde GASP*The Pheelz*
**crafts**
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
O o f
let's be real we were all waiting for dan to call phil daddy
Amber Otter yeah.. ill leave now lmao
Amber Otter yes
Amber Otter yep
Amber Otter he did 😭😭😭😭
yep that's what we were all thinking
PHIL'S FIRST VIDEO IN HIS 30S
You know they probably filmed this before their bday lol
and I just gave your comment the 30th like :D
this was filmed before his birthday
Majo2011G No
SHUSH
Phil: LEAVE DADDY ALONE!
oh.... well then....
Dan: "don't worry, we're not doing any weird kink or role playing *yet*."
Definition of yet: 'referring to something that will or may happen in the future.'
*breathing gets heavier*
*SNORT* OII your name gives me life
Mason Bysy what time in the vid
yet
"yet"
I READ THAT JUST AS HE SAID IT
No one has commented on the new chair....SAY HI TO THE NEW CHAIR!!!
HI NEW CHAIR -only in the Phandom-
Karina Aparicio Chair.... chair fic....
Lindsay Mire * shudders *
Lindsay Mire no........ Please........ no
Lindsay Mire Hell! No!! We already ruined whisks! (Shudders) let's not ruin chairs!
okay now they're just teasing us
Patrick the marshmallow that's what I was thinking
They are-.-
When the daddy started crawling I literally screamed
SAME