This is the first time since their reunion I feel like the daddies are not going to abandon us any moment - commissioned soundtrack sounds like an investment 😅
starting their channels with loads of not-quite-legally-acquired songs, then going literal decades with stock music, now to having their own commissioned soundtrack? this is the permanency my little PHSD (post hiatus stress disorder) afflicted heart desperately needed🔒🔑
This is so sweet 🥺 Never stop persevering! It can be a struggle to survive sometimes but just always remember that you aren't alone and there are plenty of things (like these two goofballs) that really make life worth living ☺ I hope you're doing at least a little bit better now 😁 I know I'm just some stranger on the internet but I'm really glad you've stuck around! It's always great to hear that D&P have affected other people as positively as they've affected me 😊 Stay strong!
@@lilfruitbat I tell you, that ten hour long undertale playthrough has gotten me through more stuff than therapy. It’s nice to watch them and remember the world isn’t COMPLETELY terrible. Love your handle btw, bats are so cute I love them 🦇
@@HellsArchangel Same!! Everytime my anxiety gets really bad, I watch their Undertale playthrough. I've been doing that for years, those videos are like my happy place
The album was made specifically for me, guy who requires background noise at all times but is only allowed to listen to funky instrumentals at work. Finally the bee and puppycat soundtrack gets a break
I really needed this today. I've had a really bad ADHD paralysis day that's made me feel really terrible about myself. Who knew that two guys playing a golf game would be the highlight of my day 😂
Ngl the beats are fire and that's coming from someone that doesn't listen to background music often. D&P did it again guys another successful Entrepreneurship
I was there for the slittening! I remember Dan specifically saying "Don't move the razor up and down or side to side, just tap it" then Phil immediately moving it up and down and side to side lol
I couldn't quite afford dans liveshow so i was honestly SO hyped to see how the slit would look, and I'm positively surprised at how noticeable it is, but it looks good!!!
same!! i read them every time :) if I remember correctly, the first video post-hiatus still had the nicknames from the last sims video they posted pre-hiatus lol
I woke up with a headache and have felt really crappy all day. This upload is what I needed to feel better. Laughter truly is the best medicine. Thanks Dan and Phil❤
I love it when Phil talks about being from Lancashire because I’m from Lancaster, Pennsylvania and we pronounce it very similarly to the way he pronounces his hometown. I feel like we’re from the place 🫶🏻
so first you made a whole ass movie about dil's resurrection and now you have a soundtrack??? you're dedication to the slay will never fail to impress me
1. Claims to have luck and charisma. 2. Randomly recites bits of poetry. 3. Makes so many euphemism, accidentally and intentionally. Guys, I think we can confirm that Phil is a bard.
i usually never go to the comments until after the video is over so i don’t get many spoilers but i couldn’t not after “eight strokes that’s all dan takes” OMG?? LMAO
I have a game suggestion: please play Suck Up on the channel! It's a cute silly game about a vampire trying to say the right thing to get into people's houses and I just know the banter would be HILARIOUS Not sure if I commented on this video too late, but if so, I will try again on the next upload!
"It's funny that you're just called Dan" is such an hilarious thing to say to someone you've known for 15 years 😭😭😭😭😭
this made me laugh SO HARDD fr
phil had too much caffeine that day
and dan was so over it😭
this is my fave comment im crying 😂
phil really just be saying things LMFAOOOOO
the way phil is just happy-go-lucky and everything somehow works out for him while dan tries to use his brain and life beats him with a hammer for it
i feel like this sums them up outside of golf as well
Reminds me of the show Over the Garden Wall
best video to sum this up: Game of Life 😭😭😭😭
they balance each other so well
the matching fringes have been resurrected in the form of slits. they’re even on the same sides!
Idk why this is making me emotional
They planned this
History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes.
fringe boob shirt but it's their eyebrows
I thought Phil’s was on his right and dans is on his left
Phil was literally just YAPPING in this episode and it was amazing
dan: [stressed concentration]
phil: this girl got a concussion on a slide i went on once. do you know the magpie song? slit bump!
Dan: [fighting for his life]
Phil: I bet this is what God looks like! Have you seen that video of the giant seal?
“ 8 strokes that’s all Dan takes “ 😭😂
So glad you guys are back
I spaced out, could i get the time stamp?
@@liznolan3919:01
@@liznolan391 9:04 :)
@@noellehill3142 thank youuuuu
@@noellehill3142 thank you!!
from matching fringes to slits
They even have the slits on the same sides as their fringes used to be lol
@@MarelleMerita yeah !!!
gonna need another cat whiskers t shirt of this one except its slits
omg Chloe from twitter who helped dan get All Star for WAD's livestream??
@@moonchild9841 hiii
"It's funny that you're just called dan"
god i love phil hahaha
i really liked Phils energy in this video, like manic pixie pigeon
manic pixie dream boy core
Our favourite manic pixie pigeon and grunge goose
Definitely something in the seeds
@@prince_p0ss GRUNGE GOOSE 😂 /pos
very well said
20:12 Dan nearly said "when eating a ginger person" and Phil didn't notice 😂
Oh he one hundred percent did that intentionally to scandalize us and Phil; it's truly a shame Phil didn't notice lol
Happy to see dan and phil punk edits come to life once again
waiting for the tattoos lmao
My darkest secret is the Dan and Phil punk edits video is why I wanted snakebites n now I have 11 face piercings….they were the source….
@@mvoss2382 my darkest secret is that youre not the only one
Season Two of DAPG has Phil dropping f-bombs, slits, soundtracks, and ball collisions. It was worth the wait.
rooting for phil is a commitment of a lifetime and im a brave man
Say that
Second time Phil wins, they had a draw once
I always root for Phil. I think he always give that "underdog" vibe that makes you want him to win
always on team phil ‼️sorry dan lol
@@sarahscreamssoloud Phil gang for LIFE
25:52" It's funny that you're just called DAN" dude realized this 20 years later 😂
And then Dan's just like ...😑
I do not get it. He is not called danisnotonfire or Daniel or Daniel Howell. I think he meant this. Not the name itself.
It’s no longer Dan vs Phil, it’s now
WIDE SLIT vs THIN SLIT
The two genders
"Have you been empowered to get a tattoo BY YOUR SLIT?"
The slit has unhinged Phil! 😂
the way he's treating the slit like it's the wildest body modification possible never gets old for me lmao
danandphilbeats? time for the official ladders ep release next
this unlocked a part of my brain that’s been dormant for 10 years
We need a ladders sign emoji
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 LADDERSSSS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😱😱😱😱😱😱
@@nerdygal6133🪜🪜🪜🪜
✌🏼👈🏼 ladders
bumping slits is the new scissoring, argue with the wall
This comment is pure perfection 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the innuendos are absolutely out of control in this one
It's golf with friends, it's par for the course
someone do a count of how many innuendos were made in each golf with friends video
@@bie_00 be the change you want to be ✨
already starting it by talking about their slits, yea 😅
not even innuendos anymore, phil says straight up says when something feels like sex
This is the first time since their reunion I feel like the daddies are not going to abandon us any moment - commissioned soundtrack sounds like an investment 😅
starting their channels with loads of not-quite-legally-acquired songs, then going literal decades with stock music, now to having their own commissioned soundtrack? this is the permanency my little PHSD (post hiatus stress disorder) afflicted heart desperately needed🔒🔑
Someone else read this as GOLF WITH SLUTS right? I didn’t even question it, that is the level of the gaming channel right now ❤
100% thought this was Golf with Sluts, yes 😂
LITERALLY SAMEE
100%
ABSOLUTELY. had to do a whole double take
I swear it was accidentally named that for a little bit
"it's the gay castle where prince gay lives" phil, i hate to break it to ya, but prince gay is living in your home with you
the call is coming from inside the house
I'm sorry to break it to you, but Phil IS Prince Gay
@@Soobieboobie182 he's King Gay in my heart
@@Soobieboobie182 SOOBIE BOOBIE TT
@@moonagedaydream1111 :D
“Before we get our sticks out”
FFS PHIL 😂🤦♀️
He’s just messing with us at this point and he is loving it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@piperjaycie he is!!! 🤣 I love that for him though
When did he say that? 😭
Nevermind i found it lmao
"What happens if we combine the colors? Oh no. The void of nothingness." was a delight.
This. This is what i survived for. Thank you for making persevering worth it.
This is so sweet 🥺 Never stop persevering! It can be a struggle to survive sometimes but just always remember that you aren't alone and there are plenty of things (like these two goofballs) that really make life worth living ☺ I hope you're doing at least a little bit better now 😁 I know I'm just some stranger on the internet but I'm really glad you've stuck around! It's always great to hear that D&P have affected other people as positively as they've affected me 😊 Stay strong!
Glad you're here :D
@@lilfruitbat I tell you, that ten hour long undertale playthrough has gotten me through more stuff than therapy. It’s nice to watch them and remember the world isn’t COMPLETELY terrible. Love your handle btw, bats are so cute I love them 🦇
@@steelheartii6525 thank you friend, I’m glad you’re here too! Together we shall all thrive!
@@HellsArchangel Same!! Everytime my anxiety gets really bad, I watch their Undertale playthrough. I've been doing that for years, those videos are like my happy place
“Surely Dan and Phil has done everything in the book”
*dan and Phil beats*
Capitalism
was not on my 2024 bingo card that's for sure
a Dan and Phil soundtrack is something I never thought we needed but I LOVE that we have now!!
one step away from a holiday classics album
The album was made specifically for me, guy who requires background noise at all times but is only allowed to listen to funky instrumentals at work. Finally the bee and puppycat soundtrack gets a break
Hey fellow person that refuses to work in silence and is only motivated by funky music! The Always Human OST may interest you.
10:15 this feels like the realest phil swear yet
i feel like younger black earrings-wearing dan would REALLY love the slit
Your timing is immaculate THANK YOU
The timing really is immaculate
@@janethesnow2080 it’s like they’re watching us
LITERALLY it's always when i'm having a bad day, they really do know when we need it
@@inconspicuous_frogit’s almost scary how well they seem to know us
@@inconspicuous_frog (also i hope you’re okay)
Phil in his "Manic Pixie Dream Boy" era
“When eating a ginger pers- bread man…”
"It's funny that you're just called Dan" made me laugh way more than it should.
13:58 I like how Dan said to Phil "go on then, my son" and Phil calls Dan "dad" all the time like ah yes, Dan and Phil, my favorite father/son duo
Isn't Dan like 4 years younger than Phil lol??
@@MDreamerIsBi YEAH Imao💀💀💀
little did they know that Dan would be called Phil's son at the hospital lmao
@@spilledquinoa Sentences I didn't expect to say: "Father/son duo" hits different after Phil almost died
AHSHSGGS ygs are eight this comment aged like fucking MILK
Halfway through the video just dancing to the music and was like “oh yeah it’s THEIR music!” what a vibe
I appreciate the little pop up in the corner to keep us updated which track is now playing
I can’t wait for the AmazingPhil video that drops when Phil finally decides to succumb to his tattoo dreams.
"Phil: if you were a person..."
Dan in his head: WHAT AM I THEN?!
god i love this era.. the not giving a crap, the eyebrow slits, these amazing videos… BEST ERA YET!!!
dan and phil beats is going to absolutely obliterate my spotify wrapped thanks boys
Dan: "What the hell are you saying?"
Phil: **laughing** "I don't know!"
This somehow sums up the vibe of the gaming channel 😂❤
my queens are back and fierce with those golf clubs!!
and their slits!!!
'Hes too excited by the music and his little hat' 😭
it’s crazy how much this game has improved since they first played it
the ICONIC “oh dear” is back again!!
dan and phil soundtrack = dan and phil tour guys TRUST
manifesting 🙏✨
I've been broke for every tour run so far so honestly they owe me this
dan and phil twitch streaming?? dan and phil podcast? 👀👀
uh I have news 👀
I’m ten minutes in and can’t decide what’s more jarring: hearing Phil casually swear over missing, or hearing Dan joke about being bad at sex.
Dans takes are either chaos stress and tears or theyre the most satisfying strokes ever in golf history there’s no in between
This video was pure chaos, it had so many things going on I feel like i need to rewatch to gain any semblance. I love it.
me too, my brain soup is struggling to keep up with everything lol
I really needed this today. I've had a really bad ADHD paralysis day that's made me feel really terrible about myself. Who knew that two guys playing a golf game would be the highlight of my day 😂
i feel that friend! same for me but we persevere and tomorrow is a new day right? 😊
24:10
"why are we getting these mystery doors? what's this all leading to?"
its either the ladydoor or the realm of slits.
I'll see myself out now.
The golf with friends series is probably my favourite series on the channel and that says a lot
"three inches which way?" what 😭🙏
He knew exactly what he was saying, that freak lol.
‘Banging our slits together’ is gonna get this demonetized and honestly I think that’s justice
😂😂😂
Thats actually super cool that you guys commissioned someone to make background music for your videos.
Phil "I'm in such a good mood now"
Dan grins.
Good vibezzz
Golf with friends is probably my fave D&P series ngl
didn't know I needed Phil's parody of Stuck in the Middle With You in my life but I'm glad I have it
6:06 Dan saying to Phil “choke harder” made me choke 😂😂😭
Omg same that took me out 😂
Ngl the beats are fire and that's coming from someone that doesn't listen to background music often. D&P did it again guys another successful Entrepreneurship
THE FLOPPY PIGEON AT 3:23 IS FROM HEADBANGERS!! Obsessed with that game rn yall should totally play it is so goofy and fun please please please 🧎
when dan just sits and smiles pleasantly at the camera i literally see his kid photos like that is the same sweet christopher robin ass little boy
I was there for the slittening! I remember Dan specifically saying "Don't move the razor up and down or side to side, just tap it" then Phil immediately moving it up and down and side to side lol
Dropping a whole-ass album, so casual. I will be listening both ironically and unironically. Such a vibe
this is the chillest dan has ever been
DanAndPhilBEATS?
Don't cry, beat
I don't like the implication there
love phil being described as a strange pixie with chaotic energy
I'm not shocked that Dan looks fantastic with a split eyebrow, but I was not ready for Phil to rock it so well tbh!
Slit bros for life lol
Dan and Phill golf with friends makes me so unreasonably happy, thank you for uploading on this fantastic leap day
Dan and Phil having their own album of gaming instrumentals was not something I expected but i'm here for it
i cannot express enough how much you guys being back improves my happiness
the energy in this video is immaculate
Dan and Phil: What is this music going on in the background?
Me, hearing nothing: 👁👄👁
I love the upgrade golf with friends has had, good job team!
HELL YEAH BABEY GOLF WITH FRIENDSS!! you guys look soooo good with the matching slits, ur power is UNMATCHED
I couldn't quite afford dans liveshow so i was honestly SO hyped to see how the slit would look, and I'm positively surprised at how noticeable it is, but it looks good!!!
"When you're eating a ginger person...breadman..." 😭
i am SO behind the music idea. it's such a cool idea for any youtuber to do, and i love synth and beeps and boops!!
I love that Phil is incorporating the word “slit” into anything and everything he can.
Dan and Phil putting stuff on Spotify was not on my 2024 bingo card but I'm so here for it
phil was exceptionally funny in this episode!!
i love that you guys still do the little parodies of your names in the endscreen, i try to guess them every time!
same!! i read them every time :) if I remember correctly, the first video post-hiatus still had the nicknames from the last sims video they posted pre-hiatus lol
I woke up with a headache and have felt really crappy all day. This upload is what I needed to feel better. Laughter truly is the best medicine. Thanks Dan and Phil❤
20:14 love every time Dan cheekily references his born-ginger compadre ;)
I think it’s safe to say “slit” is the new ladydoor
Loving the music a lot. Would love to see a video about the process of working with the producer and creating it all
not them being like 'do your hear that music' at the start and the levels are so low that I literally can't even hear it lmaooo
23:25 The way he only went through without hitting a rotor, thanks to that tiny wall bounce right here is actually so wild!
I love it when Phil talks about being from Lancashire because I’m from Lancaster, Pennsylvania and we pronounce it very similarly to the way he pronounces his hometown. I feel like we’re from the place 🫶🏻
there's also a lancaster in lancashire, and historically, a royal house of lancaster (who rivaled the house of york during the wars of the roses)
so first you made a whole ass movie about dil's resurrection and now you have a soundtrack??? you're dedication to the slay will never fail to impress me
1. Claims to have luck and charisma.
2. Randomly recites bits of poetry.
3. Makes so many euphemism, accidentally and intentionally.
Guys, I think we can confirm that Phil is a bard.
All he needs is a silly little instrument, like a kazoo or something
The fact that your music album is called "All or Nothing" is sending me 😂😂
❤ Thanks for the music ❤
would love to see the chaos of dan and phil playing baldur's gate 3
me toooo
20:12 "when eating a ginger person" okay Dan really likes Phil's ginger hair huh
just failed two exams i soooo needed this... save me dnpg... save me...
the vibes in this video are immaculate i love this so much its so cozy and honestly i think its bc of the vaporwave
i usually never go to the comments until after the video is over so i don’t get many spoilers but i couldn’t not after “eight strokes that’s all dan takes” OMG?? LMAO
i cant explain how much golf with friends is my favourite content on the internet like, this is batshit crazy.
i had a dream last night that dan had another breakdown and both of u set yourselves on fire. glad to see you’re both alive and well
omg so ominous 😂
There are some things you should probably keep to yourself.....
I have a game suggestion: please play Suck Up on the channel! It's a cute silly game about a vampire trying to say the right thing to get into people's houses and I just know the banter would be HILARIOUS
Not sure if I commented on this video too late, but if so, I will try again on the next upload!