Person: what would you do if I broke up with you? Boyfriend/girlfriend: get back with my ex (: Person: wow now I see how much you care, I'm done Bf/gf: hey wanna go out? Person: Go with your ex bf/gf: you are my ex (: Me: LOL that might be me in the future
+Kelsey Siwak Break ups are funny though depending how they're done. You're probably just some fifteen year old girl who got dumped for being like Taylor Shit I mean Swift.
+SuperFluffyShmoopy What if it's long distance? What if they have a life and can't meet up? What if they still care about the person they're dumping and don't want to see them cry? All of my friends and I have either been dumped or dumped someone else over text, but say the person you wanted to dump was at a school dance, you broke up with them over text, then went to the dance. That's douchey, but lots of people who break up over texts have decency.
I remember my second break up. My bf (Russell) was being a dick. I'm like "Hey, wanna see a magic trick?" He nodded and said "Ugh fine. Make it quick." I grinned and said "Poof! You're single!" Best magic trick I've ever performed.
Someone I was seeing really pissed me off and after a while texted me saying, "Am I in the bad books?" and I replied, 'No, you're in the history books!'.
I broke up with my girl recently. I called her because she cheated on me actual call My gf: Hey baby what's up? Me: Babe we need to talk about something My gf: Ok... what is it? Me: We have to talk about why you're single My gf: what?!?!? Me: (plays Beyonce- single ladies over the phone)
Cinder Ketchum I DIED "what would you do if we broke up?" "get back together with my ex:)""now i see how much you care im done -.-""hey you wanna go out?""go with your ex""you are my ex:)"
***** that was one of the texts! And plz be more nice to people u dont know who u would be talking to like your mom or dad or someone's little brother or sister who can type apparently or an elder (no offense) P.s I'm more nice irl
Fula King dude i don't want to want to sound like a prick but that intro was WAY too long, this isn't a movie so try not to make half of your video borring...
The only thing wrong in his sentence was he didn't put a period at the end. You on the other hand didn't put a capital and you wrote 'your' instead of 'you're' so yeah.
Here lies the best way to break up with a jerk: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you But the roses are wilted And the violets are dead Sugar bowls empty Just like your head
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That intro though -.- Why the fuck would you put an intro that takes a fucking minute...
Ikr
ikr!?
+RoniTiihonen ikr
thank you
Thanks
Is anyone else confused that the title says BEST break up texts and the intro says WORST break up texts
not rraly
+ShortVidioClips realy***
+Kalani Goldberg I was confused too.....
+Kalani Goldberg I was confused too.....
+Kalani Goldberg it is probably the opinion of the poster of the vidio :)
Person: what would you do if I broke up with you?
Boyfriend/girlfriend: get back with my ex (:
Person: wow now I see how much you care, I'm done
Bf/gf: hey wanna go out?
Person: Go with your ex
bf/gf: you are my ex (:
Me: LOL that might be me in the future
Haha lol
Same!
best get back together line.
I remember reading that somewhere
Omg lol i just posted the same thing as you then i scrolled down and saw this comment XD
The first text starts at 1:16 so skip to that :)
thank you!
thanks bruh
wow thats my fav number
Ty xx
ty!!!
only a minute and 20 second long intro
+E3 Sniping ikr
bout long asf
thats what she said
Lol I was gunna actual write that haha😂
I was thinking exactly the same thing, my favourite was the poem
Exactly!!!
when the intro is longer than the real video
Thomas Glaister Lol, what's your issue?
Melissa Charlton Unless you're being sarcastic and wasting my time. the into went for 1 min 20 secs. the video goes for more than 5 mins.
Thomas Glaister And number three, you act as if I made that comment directly towards you, JUST to waste your time. You could've scrolled right past.
Melissa Charlton Very fine points but with this comment full of stupidity. I would've thought you would see hate coming
***** Yes i agree entirely. but this comment clearly stated that the intro is longer then the video,
"Wanna see a magic trick?"
"Sure!"
"Poof! Ur single!" :)
😂😂😂
Actually 4:18 sounds more like a romantic thing than breakup
you mean the text before 4:18
If ur going to breakup with someone you better at least have the decency to do it in person.
SuperFluffyShmoopy Yes, breaking up these ways arent even funny. It is someones life and love. We shouldnt be laughing at breakups.
+Kelsey Siwak I think it's hilarious who knows maybe there joking
+Kelsey Siwak Break ups are funny though depending how they're done. You're probably just some fifteen year old girl who got dumped for being like Taylor Shit I mean Swift.
+SuperFluffyShmoopy What if it's long distance? What if they have a life and can't meet up? What if they still care about the person they're dumping and don't want to see them cry? All of my friends and I have either been dumped or dumped someone else over text, but say the person you wanted to dump was at a school dance, you broke up with them over text, then went to the dance. That's douchey, but lots of people who break up over texts have decency.
+SuperFluffyShmoopy nah fuck that it's too fuckin awkward
i got a year older watching the intro.
Agreed
LMAO
I do agree though haha
lol XD
same lol
yes ikr
Texts starts at 1:17... Thank me later
Cheers
thank u sir for not letting me waste 1 min and 17 secs of my life
Thx dood
No Problem guys !
👍
+Fabian Koch Cheers Mate!
The intro is litterally longer than a minute
If the intro was any longer I would break up with youtube
lol same
:-)
right lmao same thought 😂😂
And also the words on the intro are different to the title
(Intro says worst texts title says best)
Ikr
Video starts at 1:25.
Thanks 😉
😏
1:21 actually
1:25 is more efficient
Technically it starts at 00:00
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I just wasted 1 minute on the intro and so did you.
Pretty much...
Im seeing red
This video was poo
I wasted my life watching this
And you did too
I just hty
i thought it was really good
No, i didnt actually i was smart enough to loom through the comments and watch the video at the same time
3:10 😆
"Hay bby"
"Ansr meh bby"
"I...I don't think this is working out"
"Y? bby?"
"BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SPEAK ******* ENGLISH!"
I remember my second break up. My bf (Russell) was being a dick. I'm like "Hey, wanna see a magic trick?" He nodded and said "Ugh fine. Make it quick." I grinned and said "Poof! You're single!" Best magic trick I've ever performed.
Damn it! I posted this before I even watched this video. Damn.
+Yasmin Johnston Lol
+LPSkitfit sure....
+Hotaru Kyou My friend Skate's told me that one.
Liar. I seen this one before. It's on the internet 😂😂
That intro was too short
Ikr
+kaneki ken yeah it was 👍👍👍
Haha
#SARCASMALERT
U just made my day!
Breakup in person is like stubbing your toe...but breakup on text is like stepping on a Lego.
Stubbing your toe hurts more
They're both really bad
What does a farm as a background have to do with the theme?
want to be the sun of my life?
Sure ;)
then stay 149.6 million km away from me
genius. distance of between the sun and earth. let the person burn. nice one 👏👏👏
Thats 93 million miles, Canada -.-
Why don't you just use AU's?
Ahaha ps I love Jessii Vee
Gordon Smith wah?
1 min of my time wasted watching the intro... and i bet 4millions viewers thought so too..
Same
Yes
Yep
yep
Yeah....
When the intro is literally a quarter of the video.
That music made me think about all the happy memories in my life...
the video starts at 1:20...thank me later
thanksss
thank you the intro took forever
thanks
Thank you :)
thank you
starts at 1:18
Thanks
+paxtoncat lol np
Uploaded is a idiot
Thx bro
thnx
intro: 1.15 ok...
2:36 reverse roles, and you have the perfect break up scenario for me
Funny how it was playing happy music the whole time
Someone I was seeing really pissed me off and after a while texted me saying, "Am I in the bad books?" and I replied, 'No, you're in the history books!'.
huh
Savage
Nice dude
Ooooohhh get rekt on
"Poof, your single" XD
I don't see how 5:02 is a break up
unless he's breaking up with his dad because he was moving too fast
same
It's because he spent all day with his dad instead of his girlfriend
its innaporiate just ignore it
I broke up with my girl recently. I called her because she cheated on me
actual call
My gf: Hey baby what's up?
Me: Babe we need to talk about something
My gf: Ok... what is it?
Me: We have to talk about why you're single
My gf: what?!?!?
Me: (plays Beyonce- single ladies over the phone)
HAHAHAH
Omg 😂😂😂
lolzz
+xxBabyBoyJunitoxx well played.... well played...
+mravla defektna was that a pun
lol breaking up with someone isn't a laughing matter when its done to you.
Nah a girl broke up with Me idgaf nowadays
well...lol i guess relationships with actual feelings
***** yeah me and that girls relationship wasn't really serious
what? lol don't take this the wrong way but then why be in a relationship in the first place?
***** lol idk
The worst thing is, that they broke up by their smartphone
Oh mah gawd... Not only did the intro take an hour but the video was exhausting
It starts at 1:19.
Thank u
thx
Thank you Xd
Wish I read this before pulling my hair out waiting for it to start......
geesh... thanks fr saying.. saved my tym
Make the intro a little longer pls
Shut up.
xX Cheshire Xx r u dumb
xX Cheshire Xx u must be dumb
Ryan Bunce really really dumb
Ryan Bunce "r" "u"
Dude...the intro was really...really...long..
the first minute made me want to poor bleach in my eyes
*pour
Ikr
and thru my ears
Made me want to drink it.
wanted to bash my own face in with a claw-hammer then pour that bleach over it.....
I was waiting for over a minute for everything to start and then you give me literally 4 seconds to read everything? Aren't you a genius -_-
╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE?!
╚╩╩╩╝
Oh shit. She found out. And my mama warned me to steal chocolate from a girl... *runs away. fast.*
sorry it was to yummy looking
+obiwanfisher537 hurry *throws napkins*
I did
Sorry you know me I love chocolate
The sweetest one is at 4:10.
Cinder Ketchum I DIED "what would you do if we broke up?" "get back together with my ex:)""now i see how much you care im done -.-""hey you wanna go out?""go with your ex""you are my ex:)"
***** me?HOW
***** that was one of the texts!
And plz be more nice to people u dont know who u would be talking to like your mom or dad or someone's little brother or sister who can type apparently or an elder (no offense)
P.s I'm more nice irl
+Captin Price and here we have someone who uses gay as an insult
If I had a dollar for every frame per second of that intro I'd have 75 cents
Title: "Best break up texts"
Intro: "Worst break up texts"
Me: *Confusion*
Hotel: Trivago
Intro was WAY to long
I know
yuuup
Ya
ya
I agree
now i remember this one...where the first whole minute is nothing.
Yep.
Horrible quality, and music. So laggy.
Ik
omg ikr ughhh
omg ikr ughhh
Hater it's just a vid omg
Clorox Bleach you are everywhere
"hay bby. Anser meh bby."
"i don't think this is working out..."
"y? Bby?"
"BECAUSE YOU CAN'G SPEAK F**KING ENGLISH."
DEAD
its booooooringg
+Moon Hell you're boooring
+Moon Hell it is
+Fula King xD lol good one!
+Thegamingdeath1 lol. Awwww snap
Yeah Ikr
Boy: "Hey babe!"
Girl: "What`s up?"
Boy: "You have a really awesome ex!"
Girl: "Who?"
Boy: "Me!"
Thats how u break up!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐😐😐
XD
ik
SAVAGE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
what amazing texchnology, I am amazed that we have come so far in relationship technology
Fell asleep and woke up and still didn't miss a thing
Funny I'm using this!
thanks,
Fula King dude i don't want to want to sound like a prick but that intro was WAY too long, this isn't a movie so try not to make half of your video borring...
Ok
YEAH! That was my favorite one!
Ella Sansolis or the one where if he broke up then say 'oh i'll get back with my ex' and then say 'wanna go out? (;' XD
The video starts at 1:18
You are welcome
Hi friend
thanks for telling lol
Hazza And Nialler Hello
I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!
My new best friend 😂😂😂
When dat break up message hit u so hard u become Batman
Poof you're single 😂 the best magic trick ever!
"Hey what would you do if i broke up with you?"
ex*
OMG XD THanks for pointing that out!!! XD
😂😹😂😹😂😹
Lol
I laughed too
99.9% of comments are about the f*cking long intro
Yea
So is yours
+100 100
I'm not talking about the intro, I'm talking about commenters talking about the intro, you know what I'm saying?
+free gelato are u scared to say fucking? xD
I'm not scared to say that word no scared at all i just respect others readers.
4:52 I'm definitely using "Poof, your single :)" if I want to break up with someone in the future. Just need a boyfriend first. 😂
This intro lasted longer than my relationship
Going with my ex...... ok go with your ex......but you are my ex..,😂
that shit cracked me up lol
+Diana Maltez what was he trying to say?
yeah, thats what i thought. lol thanks tho :)
+Diana Maltez Do you think they got back together? I hope so.
+Skyla Bush ya...it was funny! But the girl had it all planed.lol so I think so ...I hope so!
Hmm. Nice video...or atleast it would be if the first minute and a half wasnt a fucking intro...
and that this was taken from another channel ;-;
The vid was also fake btw
+Simon Kotala Eh? What do ya mean? It wasnt ever supposed to be "real". Its just comedy. Like a meme
I know right
and it was laggy
The intro plays and I'm sitting here like *3hrs later*
that "you are my ex" one is amazing 😂😂😋
The last one wasn't even a breakup text :P
+Corbin Giese I guess it was just an extra :3
4:12 it is smart
yas!
+Dylan Beulakker Yeah, out of all the one's here that one was kinda sweet :)
Well you clearly aren't smart. Lol learn English
+Turtles4 Lyfe well your clearly not smart. Go back to English class* Have you seen the fucking message you typed? 😂😂
The only thing wrong in his sentence was he didn't put a period at the end. You on the other hand didn't put a capital and you wrote 'your' instead of 'you're' so yeah.
The dinging sound in the song is the same as my doorbell, it's 12am here and I went and checked my door....
Get the damned leaves out of the way!!! but REALLY funny video!!
Does anyone think this is fake?
little to me
+Adam bartice this is the exact opposite of real and heterosexual
"Jenna" and who ever broke up like 3 times XD
I don't
Yes
The intro lasted like 1/4 of the video
IKR I was thinking about when the intro was going to stop
1:16
same
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
😹😹😹😸😸😹
4:48 that poem and "magic trick"
are so fucking funny
This intro made my IQ go to half its number
Can I have some fucking video with my intro please
lol
dafuq did you say XD
omg same
I know it's so fucking long
IKR it's 1:20 mins! Da f
I would watch it if the intro didnt take up a fifth of the video
4:47 god that poem is from a youtube section and I showed it to my class and now it's spreading.
i love it how the intro goes for 1 min
The video starts at 1:18 if anyone needs it
thank you I saved 20 seconds of my life :)
Thnx😄
Thank you
thxz kid
1:15 seconds for the title, and the music doesn't suit the theme.
They're also from smartphowned.
Thanks for the over 1 minute intro
Here lies the best way to break up with a jerk:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet and so are you
But the roses are wilted
And the violets are dead
Sugar bowls empty
Just like your head
Why the FUCK does it take 1min 17 seconds for the video to start
Vid starts 1:16
thx
Thx
Actually it starts at 0:00
+Ciah Marks I see what you did there
Thank you!
holy fuck. the intro lasts 1:15 mins. max is 10 secs. xD
2:43 I would so text that last one 😂😂😂
@ least they had a girlfriend........................................ lel
Lul
autumn smith yu shuld lern sum english plsz!!
@ MarioLpay *You *should *learn *some *English *please!! *lol
+Dawn Smith lel bob, i know... i have just waited for a dumbazz to correct me
+MarioLpay how can a dumbass correct you if their not smart enough to you asshat?
Video starts 1:19
thanks
You are a legend good sir
Best comment.
I couldn't stop laughing at these
haha the one about the Xbox was FUNNY!!!! XD
THAT EMOJI ONE THOUGH!😂
ikr xD 😂😂👏
Lol the Xbox one was hilarious
xbox is more important than a hoe
Mhm true
+Codyjai Murray I agree
this would also result in a break up, lol xD
...and the oscar goes to...
this guy... for the longest intro
1:20 second of my life that I CAN get back
I do envy those people who have 2 smart phones
Ikr XD
true a lot of them probably aren't real
😂😹
Skip to 1:18
Mute
Enjoy
That's what I did
pizza delivery is more than faster than the intro. lol
HAHAHAHAHA I LIKED THE ONE AT 4:00
Who else thought there was a jump scare at the end?
Yh no lie
stop playing fnaf
+ThisFaceWillMakeYouMadGuaruntee NEVER
vid starts at 1:17 , ur welcome
THANK YOU
I know right
"Soooo my xbox is ok right.. ?" > 2:51 😂😂 < Peace.
I fucking love how he blocks some of the text with animated leaves!