I remember my second break up. My bf (Russell) was being a dick. I'm like "Hey, wanna see a magic trick?" He nodded and said "Ugh fine. Make it quick." I grinned and said "Poof! You're single!" Best magic trick I've ever performed.
Person: what would you do if I broke up with you? Boyfriend/girlfriend: get back with my ex (: Person: wow now I see how much you care, I'm done Bf/gf: hey wanna go out? Person: Go with your ex bf/gf: you are my ex (: Me: LOL that might be me in the future
I broke up with my girl recently. I called her because she cheated on me actual call My gf: Hey baby what's up? Me: Babe we need to talk about something My gf: Ok... what is it? Me: We have to talk about why you're single My gf: what?!?!? Me: (plays Beyonce- single ladies over the phone)
Someone I was seeing really pissed me off and after a while texted me saying, "Am I in the bad books?" and I replied, 'No, you're in the history books!'.
+Kelsey Siwak Break ups are funny though depending how they're done. You're probably just some fifteen year old girl who got dumped for being like Taylor Shit I mean Swift.
+SuperFluffyShmoopy What if it's long distance? What if they have a life and can't meet up? What if they still care about the person they're dumping and don't want to see them cry? All of my friends and I have either been dumped or dumped someone else over text, but say the person you wanted to dump was at a school dance, you broke up with them over text, then went to the dance. That's douchey, but lots of people who break up over texts have decency.
Fula King dude i don't want to want to sound like a prick but that intro was WAY too long, this isn't a movie so try not to make half of your video borring...
Cinder Ketchum I DIED "what would you do if we broke up?" "get back together with my ex:)""now i see how much you care im done -.-""hey you wanna go out?""go with your ex""you are my ex:)"
***** that was one of the texts! And plz be more nice to people u dont know who u would be talking to like your mom or dad or someone's little brother or sister who can type apparently or an elder (no offense) P.s I'm more nice irl
Likewise but it has me wondering, is that a good joke, or a sarcastic way to take a break up question and turn it into the real thing. Either way, Kuddos on the receiver's part
The only thing wrong in his sentence was he didn't put a period at the end. You on the other hand didn't put a capital and you wrote 'your' instead of 'you're' so yeah.
My boyfriend beloved some bitch's lies and broke up with me in a text. But then at a pool party, I had some present he gave me, and friend threw the gift at him WHILE HE WAS IN THE POOL. He was sooooo mad lol
*puts on video* *waits* *gets up to answer the phone* *has long-ass conversation with best friend* *checks video* *goes to fridge* *checks back* *gets ready to go out* *does final check* *leaves for Florida for 2 weeks* *comes home* *checks watch* *video starts*
Is it bad that I gave my gf a empty heart shaped chocolate box (I ate all the chocolate) put a note inside that said "its over" gave the box to her on Valentine Day in front of all her friends watched and laughed my ass off chase she was crying
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I remember my second break up. My bf (Russell) was being a dick. I'm like "Hey, wanna see a magic trick?" He nodded and said "Ugh fine. Make it quick." I grinned and said "Poof! You're single!" Best magic trick I've ever performed.
Damn it! I posted this before I even watched this video. Damn.
+Yasmin Johnston Lol
+LPSkitfit sure....
+Hotaru Kyou My friend Skate's told me that one.
Liar. I seen this one before. It's on the internet 😂😂
Is anyone else confused that the title says BEST break up texts and the intro says WORST break up texts
not rraly
+ShortVidioClips realy***
+Kalani Goldberg I was confused too.....
+Kalani Goldberg I was confused too.....
+Kalani Goldberg it is probably the opinion of the poster of the vidio :)
Person: what would you do if I broke up with you?
Boyfriend/girlfriend: get back with my ex (:
Person: wow now I see how much you care, I'm done
Bf/gf: hey wanna go out?
Person: Go with your ex
bf/gf: you are my ex (:
Me: LOL that might be me in the future
Haha lol
Same!
best get back together line.
I remember reading that somewhere
Omg lol i just posted the same thing as you then i scrolled down and saw this comment XD
"Wanna see a magic trick?"
"Sure!"
"Poof! Ur single!" :)
😂😂😂
when the intro is longer than the real video
Thomas Glaister Lol, what's your issue?
Melissa Charlton Unless you're being sarcastic and wasting my time. the into went for 1 min 20 secs. the video goes for more than 5 mins.
Thomas Glaister And number three, you act as if I made that comment directly towards you, JUST to waste your time. You could've scrolled right past.
Melissa Charlton Very fine points but with this comment full of stupidity. I would've thought you would see hate coming
***** Yes i agree entirely. but this comment clearly stated that the intro is longer then the video,
i got a year older watching the intro.
Agreed
LMAO
I do agree though haha
lol XD
same lol
yes ikr
The first text starts at 1:16 so skip to that :)
thank you!
thanks bruh
wow thats my fav number
Ty xx
ty!!!
Breakup in person is like stubbing your toe...but breakup on text is like stepping on a Lego.
Stubbing your toe hurts more
They're both really bad
I broke up with my girl recently. I called her because she cheated on me
actual call
My gf: Hey baby what's up?
Me: Babe we need to talk about something
My gf: Ok... what is it?
Me: We have to talk about why you're single
My gf: what?!?!?
Me: (plays Beyonce- single ladies over the phone)
HAHAHAH
Omg 😂😂😂
lolzz
+xxBabyBoyJunitoxx well played.... well played...
+mravla defektna was that a pun
Funny how it was playing happy music the whole time
That intro was too short
Ikr
+kaneki ken yeah it was 👍👍👍
Haha
#SARCASMALERT
U just made my day!
3:10 😆
"Hay bby"
"Ansr meh bby"
"I...I don't think this is working out"
"Y? bby?"
"BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SPEAK ******* ENGLISH!"
That intro though -.- Why the fuck would you put an intro that takes a fucking minute...
Ikr
ikr!?
+RoniTiihonen ikr
thank you
Thanks
only a minute and 20 second long intro
+E3 Sniping ikr
bout long asf
thats what she said
Lol I was gunna actual write that haha😂
I was thinking exactly the same thing, my favourite was the poem
Exactly!!!
Someone I was seeing really pissed me off and after a while texted me saying, "Am I in the bad books?" and I replied, 'No, you're in the history books!'.
huh
Savage
Nice dude
Ooooohhh get rekt on
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I just wasted 1 minute on the intro and so did you.
Pretty much...
Im seeing red
This video was poo
I wasted my life watching this
And you did too
I just hty
i thought it was really good
No, i didnt actually i was smart enough to loom through the comments and watch the video at the same time
╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE?!
╚╩╩╩╝
Oh shit. She found out. And my mama warned me to steal chocolate from a girl... *runs away. fast.*
sorry it was to yummy looking
+obiwanfisher537 hurry *throws napkins*
I did
Sorry you know me I love chocolate
want to be the sun of my life?
Sure ;)
then stay 149.6 million km away from me
genius. distance of between the sun and earth. let the person burn. nice one 👏👏👏
Thats 93 million miles, Canada -.-
Why don't you just use AU's?
Ahaha ps I love Jessii Vee
Gordon Smith wah?
Boy: "Hey babe!"
Girl: "What`s up?"
Boy: "You have a really awesome ex!"
Girl: "Who?"
Boy: "Me!"
Thats how u break up!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐😐😐
XD
ik
SAVAGE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The intro is litterally longer than a minute
If ur going to breakup with someone you better at least have the decency to do it in person.
SuperFluffyShmoopy Yes, breaking up these ways arent even funny. It is someones life and love. We shouldnt be laughing at breakups.
+Kelsey Siwak I think it's hilarious who knows maybe there joking
+Kelsey Siwak Break ups are funny though depending how they're done. You're probably just some fifteen year old girl who got dumped for being like Taylor Shit I mean Swift.
+SuperFluffyShmoopy What if it's long distance? What if they have a life and can't meet up? What if they still care about the person they're dumping and don't want to see them cry? All of my friends and I have either been dumped or dumped someone else over text, but say the person you wanted to dump was at a school dance, you broke up with them over text, then went to the dance. That's douchey, but lots of people who break up over texts have decency.
+SuperFluffyShmoopy nah fuck that it's too fuckin awkward
now i remember this one...where the first whole minute is nothing.
Yep.
Funny I'm using this!
thanks,
Fula King dude i don't want to want to sound like a prick but that intro was WAY too long, this isn't a movie so try not to make half of your video borring...
Ok
YEAH! That was my favorite one!
Ella Sansolis or the one where if he broke up then say 'oh i'll get back with my ex' and then say 'wanna go out? (;' XD
Actually 4:18 sounds more like a romantic thing than breakup
you mean the text before 4:18
"Hey what would you do if i broke up with you?"
ex*
OMG XD THanks for pointing that out!!! XD
😂😹😂😹😂😹
Lol
I laughed too
lol breaking up with someone isn't a laughing matter when its done to you.
Nah a girl broke up with Me idgaf nowadays
well...lol i guess relationships with actual feelings
***** yeah me and that girls relationship wasn't really serious
what? lol don't take this the wrong way but then why be in a relationship in the first place?
***** lol idk
Going with my ex...... ok go with your ex......but you are my ex..,😂
that shit cracked me up lol
+Diana Maltez what was he trying to say?
yeah, thats what i thought. lol thanks tho :)
+Diana Maltez Do you think they got back together? I hope so.
+Skyla Bush ya...it was funny! But the girl had it all planed.lol so I think so ...I hope so!
What does a farm as a background have to do with the theme?
Video starts at 1:25.
Thanks 😉
😏
1:21 actually
1:25 is more efficient
Technically it starts at 00:00
the video starts at 1:20...thank me later
thanksss
thank you the intro took forever
thanks
Thank you :)
thank you
It starts at 1:19.
Thank u
thx
Thank you Xd
Wish I read this before pulling my hair out waiting for it to start......
geesh... thanks fr saying.. saved my tym
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
😹😹😹😸😸😹
4:48 that poem and "magic trick"
are so fucking funny
starts at 1:18
Thanks
+paxtoncat lol np
Uploaded is a idiot
Thx bro
thnx
Make the intro a little longer pls
Shut up.
xX Cheshire Xx r u dumb
xX Cheshire Xx u must be dumb
Ryan Bunce really really dumb
Ryan Bunce "r" "u"
Dude...the intro was really...really...long..
The sweetest one is at 4:10.
Cinder Ketchum I DIED "what would you do if we broke up?" "get back together with my ex:)""now i see how much you care im done -.-""hey you wanna go out?""go with your ex""you are my ex:)"
***** me?HOW
***** that was one of the texts!
And plz be more nice to people u dont know who u would be talking to like your mom or dad or someone's little brother or sister who can type apparently or an elder (no offense)
P.s I'm more nice irl
+Captin Price and here we have someone who uses gay as an insult
When the intro is literally a quarter of the video.
lol I was dying at 4:14
Same
Likewise but it has me wondering, is that a good joke, or a sarcastic way to take a break up question and turn it into the real thing. Either way, Kuddos on the receiver's part
RIP
i was just going to say the same thing
sameeeeee😂😂😂
THAT EMOJI ONE THOUGH!😂
ikr xD 😂😂👏
99.9% of comments are about the f*cking long intro
Yea
So is yours
+100 100
I'm not talking about the intro, I'm talking about commenters talking about the intro, you know what I'm saying?
+free gelato are u scared to say fucking? xD
I'm not scared to say that word no scared at all i just respect others readers.
Texts starts at 1:17... Thank me later
Cheers
thank u sir for not letting me waste 1 min and 17 secs of my life
Thx dood
No Problem guys !
👍
+Fabian Koch Cheers Mate!
1:58 xD fucking genius
Yup lol
the at 3:17 I hate those types of texters. I WANT PROPER SPELLED ENGLISH.
I like people who use short cut texts here and there but not all the time
Lol the Xbox one was hilarious
xbox is more important than a hoe
Mhm true
+Codyjai Murray I agree
this would also result in a break up, lol xD
I do envy those people who have 2 smart phones
Ikr XD
true a lot of them probably aren't real
😂😹
"hay bby. Anser meh bby."
"i don't think this is working out..."
"y? Bby?"
"BECAUSE YOU CAN'G SPEAK F**KING ENGLISH."
DEAD
"Poof, your single" XD
I would watch it if the intro didnt take up a fifth of the video
4:12 it is smart
yas!
+Dylan Beulakker Yeah, out of all the one's here that one was kinda sweet :)
Well you clearly aren't smart. Lol learn English
+Turtles4 Lyfe well your clearly not smart. Go back to English class* Have you seen the fucking message you typed? 😂😂
The only thing wrong in his sentence was he didn't put a period at the end. You on the other hand didn't put a capital and you wrote 'your' instead of 'you're' so yeah.
4:52 I'm definitely using "Poof, your single :)" if I want to break up with someone in the future. Just need a boyfriend first. 😂
@ least they had a girlfriend........................................ lel
Lul
autumn smith yu shuld lern sum english plsz!!
@ MarioLpay *You *should *learn *some *English *please!! *lol
+Dawn Smith lel bob, i know... i have just waited for a dumbazz to correct me
+MarioLpay how can a dumbass correct you if their not smart enough to you asshat?
The video starts at 1:18
You are welcome
Hi friend
thanks for telling lol
Hazza And Nialler Hello
I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!
My new best friend 😂😂😂
My boyfriend beloved some bitch's lies and broke up with me in a text. But then at a pool party, I had some present he gave me, and friend threw the gift at him WHILE HE WAS IN THE POOL. He was sooooo mad lol
No one cares
^ungrateful nob, (not first text, 2nd one)
Noob*
No Nob
Magicxgaming No its noob and besides its true no one gives a shit
"Soooo my xbox is ok right.. ?" > 2:51 😂😂 < Peace.
Who else thought there was a jump scare at the end?
Yh no lie
stop playing fnaf
+ThisFaceWillMakeYouMadGuaruntee NEVER
The last one wasn't even a breakup text :P
+Corbin Giese I guess it was just an extra :3
The intro lasted like 1/4 of the video
IKR I was thinking about when the intro was going to stop
1:16
same
That music made me think about all the happy memories in my life...
The video starts at 1:18 if anyone needs it
thank you I saved 20 seconds of my life :)
Thnx😄
Thank you
thxz kid
1 min of my time wasted watching the intro... and i bet 4millions viewers thought so too..
Same
Yes
Yep
yep
Yeah....
Does anyone think this is fake?
little to me
+Adam bartice this is the exact opposite of real and heterosexual
"Jenna" and who ever broke up like 3 times XD
I don't
Yes
2:36 reverse roles, and you have the perfect break up scenario for me
This is the longest intro I have ever seen...
intro: 1.15 ok...
Hmm. Nice video...or atleast it would be if the first minute and a half wasnt a fucking intro...
and that this was taken from another channel ;-;
The vid was also fake btw
+Simon Kotala Eh? What do ya mean? It wasnt ever supposed to be "real". Its just comedy. Like a meme
I know right
and it was laggy
Title: "Best break up texts"
Intro: "Worst break up texts"
Me: *Confusion*
Hotel: Trivago
1:15 seconds for the title, and the music doesn't suit the theme.
They're also from smartphowned.
its booooooringg
+Moon Hell you're boooring
+Moon Hell it is
+Fula King xD lol good one!
+Thegamingdeath1 lol. Awwww snap
Yeah Ikr
Whoa hold the fuck up! Is the xbox OK or not!?!?
Right
I'm worried.. Should we call an ambulance? IM HAVING A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK!!
Dont worry i ran over and checked it out the xbox is fine but the chick was dead dunno but the xbox is ok 😊
+Jet Williams thank god!!!!!!!
Chill bro itz just a xbox so its shit anyway
2:43 I would so text that last one 😂😂😂
the person at 2:12 is a straight savage
Its too complicated for your tiny brain sorry.
+I like cats LOL
+I like cats SAVAGE
Can I have some fucking video with my intro please
lol
dafuq did you say XD
omg same
I know it's so fucking long
IKR it's 1:20 mins! Da f
the first minute made me want to poor bleach in my eyes
*pour
Ikr
and thru my ears
Made me want to drink it.
wanted to bash my own face in with a claw-hammer then pour that bleach over it.....
thxs so much for makeing dis
Titles says best
Video says worst
Video starts 1:19
thanks
You are a legend good sir
Best comment.
vid starts at 1:17 , ur welcome
THANK YOU
I know right
I was waiting for over a minute for everything to start and then you give me literally 4 seconds to read everything? Aren't you a genius -_-
The intro was so damn long and some of the texts shown needed more time to appreciate the humor.
Yeah
fr
there is a pause button
Started watching the intro in 2010... Just got done
so my Xbox is okay right? .....LMAO
so basically he really wanted some action, but he wanted Xbox more, good kid
That's what everyone of us would say
Dude that want the text so what does that have to do with anything
Wasnt*
Poof you're single 😂 the best magic trick ever!
Why the FUCK does it take 1min 17 seconds for the video to start
one minute intro #cinema sins
Exactly 😂
FAT OR HISSSS, PLEZ LEAFY OR PYRO ROAST THIS!
Hisssszzssssss
Hisfatssssss
#Hisssssssssss
Fassssss
1 Minute For Intro :) Nice Keep Ur Intros up
At 5:03 it was not a break up?
I know right!!!
Fisting with my dad
LOL
Didn't you see for for your self? "It was not a break up?" Makes no sense idiot
+Dig Bick Dont you know what a typo is?
Also, " Didn't you see FOR FOR your self?"
+Dig Bick lol I thought ur username was big dick
The tiltle says best but the intro says worst am I the only one who caught that?
No
no
No
Nah
+Heather Frentz well worst/best depends what side your on, the dumped or dumpe (is that a word dumpe?? hahaah)
Skip to 1:18
Mute
Enjoy
That's what I did
Get the damned leaves out of the way!!! but REALLY funny video!!
holy fuck. the intro lasts 1:15 mins. max is 10 secs. xD
*puts on video*
*waits*
*gets up to answer the phone*
*has long-ass conversation with best friend*
*checks video*
*goes to fridge*
*checks back*
*gets ready to go out*
*does final check*
*leaves for Florida for 2 weeks*
*comes home*
*checks watch*
*video starts*
I don't see how 5:02 is a break up
unless he's breaking up with his dad because he was moving too fast
same
It's because he spent all day with his dad instead of his girlfriend
its innaporiate just ignore it
The worst thing is, that they broke up by their smartphone
Starts at 1:36. thank me later😋
Thanks
That's so helpful! The intro is so slow and long.
actually it starts at 1:19...
+Gamer Guru THANK YOU The intro is SO ANNOYING and BORING
pugga123 np
Vid starts 1:16
thx
Thx
Actually it starts at 0:00
+Ciah Marks I see what you did there
Thank you!
That one was kind of cute... not really a break-up text... "I'll get back with my ex."
1st person: i don't think this is working out...
2nd person: Y bby?
1st person: 'CUZ YOU CANT SPEAK FU*KING ENLISH!!
XD lol haha
Is it bad that I gave my gf a empty heart shaped chocolate box (I ate all the chocolate) put a note inside that said "its over" gave the box to her on Valentine Day in front of all her friends watched and laughed my ass off chase she was crying
+Captain ILYSM The funny part is that after we broke up a mob of girls started chasing me and stalking me
Dick
Hey maybe u should go live in the North Pole and date polar bears!
+Lauren Lind Great idea I love polar bears :D
+Erika W How am I dick I have a good reason why I did it.
WHY THE HELL WAS THE INTRO SO LONG?!
Ikr
Yes like what the fuck
it's 1:18
+MickaBeast michael so long
I know right
The title says best break up texts of all time and then on 0:23 it says the worst break up texts.
That's what I thought
I noticed that too!!
I couldn't stop laughing at these