we had this biology exam. one kid just put "jesus" for all the answers, then sued the teacher for marking it wrong as it offended his religion (jesus is the answer to everything)
+Lauren “Zaki Salem” Brender Except racism is not a science... Racism is merely a prejudiced mindset which is one of the things that the scientific method is designed to avoid. Sorry to be pedantic, but just sayin'.
The answer at 1:18 is absolutely correct. A readily available definition for "find": to locate, attain, or obtain by search or effort. I believe the teacher meant to say "determine the value of X". I doubt the teacher saw it that way. Pleasant music. :
WTF!!?? I actually did the one at 5:40. Not the same, test, but I drew a picture of a giraffe on a question I didn't know the answer to and I got full credit. LOL
+Flame Gaming 4:50 and 5:40 look like 450 and 540, both are divisible by 90. If you divide 90 by 10 you get 9. 9 divided by 3 equals 3, and a Triangle has 3 sides. Illuminati confirmed... B-) /\ / \ / \ / ∆ \ / ^^^^ \ / ----- \
Bull Shyte I actually google searched that one, and apparently the assignment was in a class which consisted of mostly English and Chinese students and they were allowed to choose which language to write it in. Shame because I found that one funny too.
+eddi790 It says the work conditions here is very poor, the work is hard. We have a small store, business is ok, you guys don't have to worry (the family). My english isn't good, but if i work hard, hopefully I will be successful. I'll be careful, miss you guys, hope I see you guys soon. He did a pretty good job with the grammar and the role playing tbh xD From another thread.
+eddi790 It says the work conditions here is very poor, the work is hard. We have a small store, business is ok, you guys don't have to worry (the family). My english isn't good, but if i work hard, hopefully I will be successful. I'll be careful, miss you guys, hope I see you guys soon. He did a pretty good job with the grammar and the role playing tbh xD From another thread.
Here are some other answers that have come to my attention. *A myth is a female moth. *Moses led the Israelites out of Egypt but died before reaching Canada. *A supersaturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold. *For hypothermia rape the victim in a blanket. *Geometry teaches us to bisex angles. *Parallel lines never meet unless you bend them. *A circle is a line that meets its other end without ending. *Algebra uses symbols for when you don't know what you are talking about. *An example of good breeding is the farmer who mated a bull that gave a good amount of beef with a cow that gave a good amount of milk. *If a person is unconscious, apply artificial respiration until they are dead. *For fainting rub the chest for a man or the wrist for a woman.
2 More I remember from maths class: Q. How much dirt would be in a hole 1m x 2m x 3m? A. None, otherwise it wouldn't be a hole. Q. If a block of cement that measured 10cm x10cm x5cm was dropped in into a tank, how much water would be displaced? A. The block of cement makes a hole in the tank, and all the water leaks out.
Teacher: *grading tests* Hmmm..what's this? *reads* "If I make any mistakes in this test, perhaps this picture of a giraffe will convince you otherwise." Giraffe: Hello! Teacher: *writes* "Indeed. +1" Very nice vocabulary, plus, extra credit.
Luke man Maybe, but love is stronger than it. I said that love is stronger than gravity because of "Sword in the stone", an ancient underrated Disney movie. Wart and Merlin were changed into squirrels and a girl squirrel fell in love with Wart, but she cried when he turned back into human (its saddest movie scene, I felt bad for her, wonder why Merlin couldnt change her to a human. I cried with her), then Merlin said that force of love is very big. Wart asked if its stronger than gravity (cos he was happy that he could jump on tree branches and Merlin warned him to pay attention to gravity or he would die) and Merlin said that yes, its strongest force ever. But its not a physical force. If it were, it would be strongest too.
FELIX '.' The class that was in was actually for English- and Chinese-speaking students (probably an ELL class). They could choose which language they wrote in. The writer probably didn't know traditional Chinese.
Nico: ERMEHGERS ETS MEH NICO SISSY U IS BCK HER INZ DA WURLD LIEK U IS BCK Annabeth: *Oh my gods *it's *me *Nico *sister *you *are *back *her *in *the *world *like *you *is *back Nico: -____- Annabeth: Don't you da- Leo: WHALEEEEEE
I remember doing something like these in Chemistry. The question was explaining a test where nails were put into different solutions to see if they would rust. It asked: what would happen if the nail was placed in milk? I literally write " You're not allowed into the Salty Spatoon, for eating a bowl of nails for breakfast WITH MILK."
A kid in my french class, instead of answering a question, drew a factory producing smoke that "covered his answers" and wrote there's to much pollution to find the answer haha
Depends on where you go, you could go to a school with bullies and really hard classes and don't know anyone.. Or you could go to a school (like mine) where everyone knows eachother, we are all like family, and work things out together and play sports together.. Yea I live in a small town
The last one doe xD, "Please note: If I made any mistakes in this test, perhaps this picture of a giraffe will continue you otherwise." .. Techer: Indeed +1 :D
PLEASE NOTE: "If I made any mistakes in this test, perhaps a picture of a giraffe will convince you otherwise" Indeed +1 LOL OMG THE TEACHER ACTUALLY WROTE THAT xD
One time in college we had a 20+ page term paper due the last week of class. A few weeks into the class the professor changed the due date. He explained that there were 200 people in the class & he couldn't read & grade some 4,000 pages in a week. He then made it due 3 weeks before the end of class at the latest & offered extra credit if we turned our papers in a week or 2 early. Buried deep in my paper I simply asked "Are you really reading every page?" A few pages later I asked "Are you ever going to assign a 20 page paper to a class this big again?" When I got my paper back, those 2 questions were highlighted. At the end there was a note from the prof. I forget the exact wording but it basically thanked me for turning my paper in early & he said he reads every word of every paper. If the students put in the effort they deserve the respect of having it read & graded. He then made a joke about him being a student teacher & learning a huge lesson.
Very good video. I really laughed a lot.... Some if these answers r incredibly imaginative, and some other so sincere they become funny... Thanks for posting 👍👍👍👍
In my Biology class, I didn't pay much attention to the genetics unit. There was a question that said something about rabbits with a recessive trait dying out of a rabbit population. Rabbits with the recessive trait reappeared in the population a few years after all recessive-traited rabbits died. I said that that was because the rabbits with the recessive traits came back as zombies to get their revenge on the rabbits with the dominant traits. I got full credit on it.
Highlights from the Chinese immigrant one;"The payment for the jobs are low." "Only ten people were brutally injured each day. I am careful though.""My English is not very good."
One time I wrote in my planner and filled out the "Blanks" ________I_________ enjoys learning about ______failing_______ thinks that _____failing___________ is the best thing ever invented, and hopes to someday _____________I_fail_hard__________________________. My teacher/Mrs.Pooni said "}what does this mean?" Me and my friends laughed so hard XD
The homework assignment at 1:03 was supposed to be written in Chinese. It was an English/Chinese duel language class and the teacher was having trouble getting the kids to care about American history. She thought this assignment would help the students connect with their newly adopted country.
I can always become a teacher. Just to be able to get these types of answers. I would be cracking up so hard in class, while grading the stuff while they're on their desks. 😂
-Describe school in one word. -HELL Well that's not funny if you assume we should go to school sorry hell everyday, my school is so bad the Cerberus guarding its doors retired because of physiological problems
1.Bob has 36 candy bars. He eats 29.
What does he have now?
"Diabetes
Bob has Diabetes."
IN TEARS 😂
To be fair, the question didn't say "How many candy bars does Bob have left?" So the student should've gotten full credit.
+Aidan Weed But yeah, that was one of the funniest answers on there. 😂
+Coltrane Howell it should have said How not what the teacher walked into that one
***** Well truly you don't know what "IN TEARS" means.
IKR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how 3:43 was done haha x3 they may be horrible at history but they better damn well get an A in Art
*Slow clap*
Shadow_Kitty Why is art a subject? I don't see why they have it.
Free 100, so teachers dont have to stress out...
oh you did the assignment? free 100 for you (what you turned in was a stick figure)
Free 100? Huh? I never turn anything in and get in lots of trouble for not participating.
I was bout to make a comment on the exact same time
Bob still has Diabetes.
XDDDD LMAO
lmao
David9590ful Bob loves his candy ^~^
BOB!
What did I tell you about candy?
Bob ate 2 many candy bars in 1 go... 29!!! WTF
Q:Bob has 36 candy bars. He eats 28. How much does he have left?
A: Diabetes. Bob has Diabetes.
Ya know, when ya think about it, it makes sense.
You make sense. Your a mama.
I'm not a mom. tf
Actually you CAN eat 29 bars in a single sitting and NOT have diabetes...learn what diabetes is please...
I KNOW what diabetes is .-.
anyhow, I was kidding
I dont see why you would care. I was joking geez
we had this biology exam. one kid just put "jesus" for all the answers, then sued the teacher for marking it wrong as it offended his religion
(jesus is the answer to everything)
Q: What do we call the science of classifying living things?
A: Racism
Grade: 1+
Taxonomy.
+Lauren “Zaki Salem” Brender
Except racism is not a science...
Racism is merely a prejudiced mindset which is one of the things that the scientific method is designed to avoid.
Sorry to be pedantic, but just sayin'.
+ċʊt
It's still right
+ZURATAMA1324 Not be too technical about it is part of social science
The answer at 1:18 is absolutely correct.
A readily available definition for "find": to locate, attain, or obtain by search or effort.
I believe the teacher meant to say "determine the value of X".
I doubt the teacher saw it that way.
Pleasant music.
:
The answer to that question is 4 using pythagoras theorem
+crusinscamp Indeed. It was just lazy problem making.
+Skellibones :3 Fun thing is that the angle isn't 90 degrees nor is it stated that it is that way. Also, the x-side, being 4, should be longer.
Daan van Sonsbeek actually it doesnt matter wether the angle is 90 degrees pythagoras theorem still works
Skellibones :3 haha.......NO! Go back to math class. The right angle is fundamental for this theorem.
WTF!!?? I actually did the one at 5:40. Not the same, test, but I drew a picture of a giraffe on a question I didn't know the answer to and I got full credit. LOL
***** Not really, I did really bad on that test, I got a 47%. If he didn't give that point, I would've gotten a 46%. Not much difference.
+JetBox The picture and the note was awesome lol xD
Anyone else find it coincidental that 4:50 has giraffes with it lol
+Flame Gaming 4:50 and 5:40 look like 450 and 540, both are divisible by 90. If you divide 90 by 10 you get 9. 9 divided by 3 equals 3, and a Triangle has 3 sides. Illuminati confirmed... B-)
/\
/ \
/ \
/ ∆ \
/ ^^^^ \
/ ----- \
and where you got 10 and 3?
3:47 This guy clearly went over the word count!
I see what you did there...
yeah :D picture=1000 words
+Marco Rebhan it did seem farfetch'd
+derek cole haha xD
+ridethelightning98 I died
3:41 Actually got me curious and I searched up how the Cold War started and ended. Led me to a very well done article.
+LordVader1094 Probably the first time I noticed someone do research on the Internet. Great work. :D
No.
+Masterman PG I agree good job!(I'm not being sarcastic)
+Francesca Faga resoonuh6ť ū 6
Imagine you are a Chinese immigrant writing home. What would you write?
*我在美國* (in actual Chinese 1:03) hahahahaha.
Bull Shyte I actually google searched that one, and apparently the assignment was in a class which consisted of mostly English and Chinese students and they were allowed to choose which language to write it in. Shame because I found that one funny too.
I'm really hoping that I will get something like that in English classes next year, but in the Japanese version.
がんばろう
Bull Shyte ありがとうございます
Martin Lelarge I'm hoping for German. :D
Laughed so hard at 1:46
"when I grow up,I wanna be like Mommy!" 😂😂😂
I found that kinda sad but at the same time hilarious!
+fa11234 Or the teacher could get her mind out of the gutter around our youth. Idea.
Teachers thought it was pole dancing, it was actually a shovel lol
+Ednei Romano did you read the note?
That was her mom selling a shovel. Thanks iFunny for random facts. ._.
Haha HCOONa Matata!! Couldn't stop laughing at this
That isn't funny at all how is it funny?
+WittleBaconGamin A person with humor could explain that to you, I don't have time for that shit...
+WittleBaconGamin Lion King
HCOONa Matata.... What a wonderful phrase
HCOONa Matata! Ain't no passing grades
😂😂💕👏👌 love it 😋👑
1:25 If anyone cares, the value of x is 4.
It is? :0
+Aki Kurayami. a^2+b^2=c^2= 5^2=25-(3^2)=16, _/"1"6""=4 :3
+Cecilia Jeong Just say "Pythagoras" :P
+XxX_MLG_GMODplayer_321xXx [,'3 the fun of typing exponents with a normal keyboard
+Cecilia Jeong Lol true :D
That moment when your teacher is so badass that they give you points for being a smartass
i hope at least one of these people got a passing grade for being clever. XD
Well the person who drew the giraffe did XD
Ethan Maher XD
Rek Uzumaki im jealous i did that and got detention
Ethan Maher wow, i can't believe you got in trouble for such a stupid reason o.O that's proof that teachers are out to get us! owo
Rek Uzumaki XD well wait no it was irs XD
XDDD Ded.....God Liked It So he Put A Ring On It XDD Priceless
But unfortunately, Saturn was not a single lady.
+Christina Ramkaran God liked it so he put a ring on it, God liked it so he put a ring on it, God liked it so he put a ring on it, oh oh oh.... XD
Please, I'm the one who put a ring on it
+The Sun u no life who creates an account for the sun
Ilhem Laz Hmmm... trolling commenter on this thread? Check.
im surprised a kid learning subtraction knows what diabeties is. XD
once again, still surprised little kids get those mature jokes XD
+PTable don't be, I know many kids who can't tie there shoes but can give a basic understanding of sex, sexuality, and chronic illnesses.
+Kiper Rainarch How old r they?
6+
I'm surprised a person who comments on youtube can't spell "diabetes" properly.
"When I grow up....I want to be like mommy!" Had me in tears!!! 😂😂😂
The 'You are to assume the identity of a Chinese immigrant' at 1:04...that kid deserves an A*!
Laughing so hard... the assuming the role of a Chinese immigrant... laughing so hard...
What does it say? I don't know chinese
eddi790 you're not meant to. The guy figured that if he's meant to be Chinese then he should write it in chinese
Jackspongej™ oh okey, lel :D
+eddi790 It says the work conditions here is very poor, the work is hard. We have a small store, business is ok, you guys don't have to worry (the family). My english isn't good, but if i work hard, hopefully I will be successful. I'll be careful, miss you guys, hope I see you guys soon. He did a pretty good job with the grammar and the role playing tbh xD From another thread.
+eddi790 It says the work conditions here is very poor, the work is hard. We have a small store, business is ok, you guys don't have to worry (the family). My english isn't good, but if i work hard, hopefully I will be successful. I'll be careful, miss you guys, hope I see you guys soon. He did a pretty good job with the grammar and the role playing tbh xD From another thread.
Here are some other answers that have come to my attention.
*A myth is a female moth.
*Moses led the Israelites out of Egypt but died before reaching Canada.
*A supersaturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
*For hypothermia rape the victim in a blanket.
*Geometry teaches us to bisex angles.
*Parallel lines never meet unless you bend them.
*A circle is a line that meets its other end without ending.
*Algebra uses symbols for when you don't know what you are talking about.
*An example of good breeding is the farmer who mated a bull that gave a good amount of beef with a cow that gave a good amount of milk.
*If a person is unconscious, apply artificial respiration until they are dead.
*For fainting rub the chest for a man or the wrist for a woman.
Rape the victim in a blanket??? What is dis shit?
Sean Smith Obviously someone who didn't know how to spell 'wrap'.
2 More I remember from maths class:
Q. How much dirt would be in a hole 1m x 2m x 3m?
A. None, otherwise it wouldn't be a hole.
Q. If a block of cement that measured 10cm x10cm x5cm was dropped in into a tank, how much water would be displaced?
A. The block of cement makes a hole in the tank, and all the water leaks out.
Aurochs hunter Yes. That's the joke. Clever of you to have spotted it.
I remember one time in my college English prep I class I think we were writing our hobbies in a notebook and someone put raping but meant rapping.
I like the HCOONa Matata...I wish I would've been so creative at school. :/
Gonna try this, this year.
I don't get it.
+Tamriel Adventurer Reference to a song from the Disney movie "The Lion King", hakuna matata.
+LastKatanaGirl Lucky for me, I'm still in school! 😛
Ms Penguin Omg
The Acoona Mattata one got me 😂
Teacher: *grading tests* Hmmm..what's this? *reads* "If I make any mistakes in this test, perhaps this picture of a giraffe will convince you otherwise."
Giraffe: Hello!
Teacher: *writes* "Indeed. +1"
Very nice vocabulary, plus, extra credit.
Of course that the strongest force is love. Its much stronger than gravity.
***** The strongest force is nuclear then second is electromagnetic :/. Gravity is one of the weakest forces in nature.
Luke man
Maybe, but love is stronger than it. I said that love is stronger than gravity because of "Sword in the stone", an ancient underrated Disney movie. Wart and Merlin were changed into squirrels and a girl squirrel fell in love with Wart, but she cried when he turned back into human (its saddest movie scene, I felt bad for her, wonder why Merlin couldnt change her to a human. I cried with her), then Merlin said that force of love is very big. Wart asked if its stronger than gravity (cos he was happy that he could jump on tree branches and Merlin warned him to pay attention to gravity or he would die) and Merlin said that yes, its strongest force ever. But its not a physical force. If it were, it would be strongest too.
***** maybe but that what he said there is romantic and im out of reality, a romantic person.
***** Not likely. Try telling that to my ex wife...all 3 of them. They'd probably say a good divorce attorney is much better.
***** well i think the strongest force in the world is chocolate.
1:11 She/He studied WAYYYYYY to much than she was supposed to... But. She should get %10000000000 on that test answer...
Nope. Should be written top to bottom and left to right. That's modern Chinese right there.
FELIX '.' Indeed. :)
I had to do the same thing for homework once. My letter wasn't as creative.
You good for nothing, doublecrossing, mercanary, TRAITOR!!!
FELIX '.' The class that was in was actually for English- and Chinese-speaking students (probably an ELL class). They could choose which language they wrote in. The writer probably didn't know traditional Chinese.
serious question how do u expand (a+b)^n??? a^n + na^(n-1)b + ?a^(n-2)b^2 +????????????????????
Pikachu
***** Doesnt it use Pascal's Triangle?
yeah but how would you explain it using a math equation ._.
*****
(a+b)^n
... expand man, expand, restating the question wont get you any points
"Please Note: If i made any mistakes in this test, perhaps this picture of a giraffe will convince you otherwise."
Teacher:"Indeed, *+1*"
I salute the person at 3:48 he had the balls to purposely fail a test, then sit around for around an hour and a half
My dad has diabetes (type 1) and he's named Bob :O
Charles Strozinsky that means in that test
they were talking about your dad :O
2875dulce Illuminati confirmend 2027
Physic kid
+Charles Strozinsky
enjoy your 7 candy bars mate
What is Racecar backwards?
3:55 Why did he get an F? that was a valid answer.XD
No 100 words...
+Filtertuetchen a picture is worth a thousand words
+epichamster96 but it's over da limit tho
It's to good u know how people say it a picture is worth a thousand words
Nico: ERMEHGERS ETS MEH NICO SISSY U IS BCK HER INZ DA WURLD LIEK U IS BCK
Annabeth: *Oh my gods *it's *me *Nico *sister *you *are *back *her *in *the *world *like *you *is *back
Nico: -____-
Annabeth: Don't you da-
Leo: WHALEEEEEE
4:30 I like how the teacher somehow made it a good thing... But it's still bad xDD (And hilarious xD)
5:20 I get it xDD
5:41
Next time you don't know the answer draw a giraffe. At least you will get a +1.
I remember doing something like these in Chemistry. The question was explaining a test where nails were put into different solutions to see if they would rust. It asked: what would happen if the nail was placed in milk?
I literally write " You're not allowed into the Salty Spatoon, for eating a bowl of nails for breakfast WITH MILK."
my two favorite ones were "when I grow up I want to be just like my mom"(picture of a stripper) and the last one where the guy drew a giraffe
It was a mom selling a shovel at Home Depot. LOL
soda came out my nose at: Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.
3:06 so true, we should love and respect dogs, nice one kid :]
+Ciel Phantomhive yes Ciel but wheres Sebastian???????????????????????????
CrystalRoseQuartz Idk but he likes cats, he hides them in his closet
+Ciel Phantomhive i know it NOT like im spying on yall......i didn't do it
CrystalRoseQuartz ok :3
We shouldn't just be nice to dogs also cats
"Saturn was NOT a single lady." I'm dead. I can't even. Goodbye
"Why are there rings on saturn"
"Because god liked it, so he put a ring on it"
"Saturn was NOT a single lady"
5:13 His/Her teacher is completely heartless if she/he disagrees.
She only disagrees because it's the wrong answer. Dumbass
CastleClasher101 No, love really is the strongest force in a metaphorical way :)
CastleClasher101 she was just joking dumbass -.-
on 1:04 i wonder if he got extra points lol
he should of passed, for being smart and being creative
+ChloeTheDreamer it told him to assume he was one so there you go :3
yep :P
the one at 1:32 make sure you read the note around it its so hilarious once all the pieces are together
ikr so funny
Saturn was NOT a single lady.... cracked me up XD
Also dat giraffe :p
3:29 LMAOOO I FELL OF MY CHAIR
To be fair the problem at 1:27 is literally unsolvable without an angle.
Pythagoras Theorem?
Anime Super Lover It's clearly not a right triangle.
+Am I cool yet? Please? Bruh yes it is
XhaanFilms if it was a right angle they would lable it as such with a right angle symbol which it does not have.
+Am I cool yet? Please? Very true!
5:42 I want that teacher
Ike
Bob still has diabetes. i heard he's in the hospital.
+Giovanni D'Ambrosio also, the answer to 3:33 is "Your Name".
I love the last one, the teacher actually gave him/her one extra point for the giraffee. We need more teachers like that
I love it when teachers actually FIND these funny and don't put them in trouble.
0:59 I actually did that answer, in the same year as well.
Prove it.
Juark No. My teacher tore up the worksheet.
+Connor Steppie sure.
Why in the world would a teacher tear up a worksheet?
+Juark cause it was stupid?
3:06 I love this kid
1:40 I guess this kid wants to be a stripper XD
no he wants to work at home depot
+Aubriana Avila-Fitz Did you read everything else? xD
+Natalie Berry no XD
Nope. Read the note at the bottom
A kid in my french class, instead of answering a question, drew a factory producing smoke that "covered his answers" and wrote there's to much pollution to find the answer haha
"What do you think is the best cure for overpopulation?"
"The Hunger Games."
You just made my day.
Damn it Judy !
0:26
1:40 Mrs Jones is my teacher!!! that must be another teacher i guess..
There are a lot of Mrs. Jones XD I have a teacher named mrs jones :p
canttouchthis123 aj okaaayyy.. lol
+canttouchthis123 aj Me too! :3
+QixGames I had an art teacher named Mrs. Jones
4:08 You clearly don't know anything else than school.. School is actually a nice place
It depends
+Talking Giraffe giraffes are heartless creatures
Neurophilia 17 Exactly
depends how school conditions are like mine too many bullies so it's hard
Depends on where you go, you could go to a school with bullies and really hard classes and don't know anyone.. Or you could go to a school (like mine) where everyone knows eachother, we are all like family, and work things out together and play sports together.. Yea I live in a small town
They got me at "giraffes are heartless creatures" 😂😂😂😂😂
The last one doe xD, "Please note: If I made any mistakes in this test, perhaps this picture of a giraffe will continue you otherwise." .. Techer: Indeed +1 :D
05:45 Best. Teacher. Ever.
4:47 it is Darwins principe :*
+bajs Survival for the fittest :D
Poor Bob...
DOCTOR
CHARGE ME
XD!
4:57
What do you do to change centimetres to metres?
Take out the 'centi'
OMG SO FUNNY I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING
I have to say this was a fairly well done video. Original photos, nice music, no commentary, photos don't transition too slow...
Nice job!
PLEASE NOTE: "If I made any mistakes in this test, perhaps a picture of a giraffe will convince you otherwise" Indeed +1 LOL OMG THE TEACHER ACTUALLY WROTE THAT xD
One time in college we had a 20+ page term paper due the last week of class. A few weeks into the class the professor changed the due date. He explained that there were 200 people in the class & he couldn't read & grade some 4,000 pages in a week. He then made it due 3 weeks before the end of class at the latest & offered extra credit if we turned our papers in a week or 2 early.
Buried deep in my paper I simply asked "Are you really reading every page?" A few pages later I asked "Are you ever going to assign a 20 page paper to a class this big again?"
When I got my paper back, those 2 questions were highlighted. At the end there was a note from the prof. I forget the exact wording but it basically thanked me for turning my paper in early & he said he reads every word of every paper. If the students put in the effort they deserve the respect of having it read & graded. He then made a joke about him being a student teacher & learning a huge lesson.
1. Bob has 36 candy bars. He eats 29.
What does he have now?
"Diabetes
Bob has diabetes"
Lmfao cries XD
for the extra credit at 5:12 I would have written "The Illuminati"
Very good video. I really laughed a lot.... Some if these answers r incredibly imaginative, and some other so sincere they become funny... Thanks for posting 👍👍👍👍
😂😂😂AT 01:46 😂😂😂😂 "I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE MOMMY"OMFG THAT GOT MR SO BAD
a teacher in college asked me what was the national past time in America, I answered "sex"- the whole class laughed, and the teacher was impressed.
I said something of that sort with "Diabetes" in class, it's still a running joke to this day.
5:16
It took me a while to understand that one.
Until I finally did and screamed "HACOONA MATATA!"
1:16 I love that! My friend has a shirt that has x circled and it says: "Duh! It's right here!"
In my Biology class, I didn't pay much attention to the genetics unit. There was a question that said something about rabbits with a recessive trait dying out of a rabbit population. Rabbits with the recessive trait reappeared in the population a few years after all recessive-traited rabbits died. I said that that was because the rabbits with the recessive traits came back as zombies to get their revenge on the rabbits with the dominant traits. I got full credit on it.
I thoroughly enjoyed that. Thank you.
never in my life have i seen a teacher take picture of a paper from their desk but it's funny
Im gonna try that giraffe picture on my next text! Lol. 😂😂😂
Highlights from the Chinese immigrant one;"The payment for the jobs are low."
"Only ten people were brutally injured each day. I am careful though.""My English is not very good."
One time I wrote in my planner and filled out the "Blanks"
________I_________ enjoys learning about ______failing_______
thinks that _____failing___________ is the best thing ever invented, and hopes
to someday _____________I_fail_hard__________________________.
My teacher/Mrs.Pooni
said "}what does this mean?"
Me and my friends laughed so hard XD
I tried not to laugh, but the hunger games joke got me :D.
3:56. Lol I must really HATE history 😂
Extra Credit: What is the strongest force on earth?
MONEY
The homework assignment at 1:03 was supposed to be written in Chinese. It was an English/Chinese duel language class and the teacher was having trouble getting the kids to care about American history. She thought this assignment would help the students connect with their newly adopted country.
2:10 I laughed for at least 5 minutes straight.
I haven't laughed so hard in forever, thank you.
Where did you get the music for the video?
The pole dancing part really got me xD
Its not pole dancing
Mom selling a shovel at Home Depot.
Me on tests:
"find the x"
"HERE IT IS"
Once in second grade my teacher got mad because I put smiley faces in all the letters with an open space!
Life lesson kids: Drawing giraffes = Extra Credit
The "say and write" one was rlly funny! They replaced d with f for duck! Haha
Q : what do you think is the best solution for overpopulation
A : the hunger games
me : " dead "
OMG THE LAST ONE WITH THE GIRAFFE CRACKED ME UP BC OF THE TEACHER'S ANSWER... LAWL!
i couldn't stop laughing at the part when it said DIABETES bob has diabetes
I can always become a teacher. Just to be able to get these types of answers. I would be cracking up so hard in class, while grading the stuff while they're on their desks. 😂
5:44 so lucky omg, what if u drew a narwhal?? 😂😂
-Describe school in one word.
-HELL
Well that's not funny if you assume we should go to school sorry hell everyday, my school is so bad the Cerberus guarding its doors retired because of physiological problems
3:26 omg I WROTE THAT ANSWER THAT WAS ME!! holy shit where did you get that picture