In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories: *DA DUN*
@@rjd-kh8et The more I see from the past....I think they knew exactly what they were doing. Check out early Shirley Temple footage. Yikes! Only a small percentage of the public would have gotten it though. It's hard to sit through but I watched it to get "woke" Also, there's a reason Sting encourages us to actually read "that book by Nabokov" I don't think Sting was being creepy. He wanted us to see the truth and not just go by the movie.
"And then your wife found out what you've been doing with your Johnson and... well.... let's just say that you and your Johnson won't be hanging around with any kids anymore."
Commercial Announcer: You and your Johnson. A way of life for over fifty years. Nostalgia Critic: And then your wife found out what you've been doing with your Johnson and... well.... let's just say that you and your Johnson won't be hanging around with any kids anymore.
This commercial deserves our absolute respect and should be preserved for all future Generations LOL this is one of the truly great classic commercials in the history of television lol
You've got your sunrise.. You caught a prize. You, your mate and your Johnson. Party nights, summer whites.. You, your friends and your Johnson. Rooster tails, water trails, You, your kids and your Johnson (wtfomgbbq?) Saturday nights, distant lights.. You, your girl and your Johnson! OFFICIAL LYRICS, "YOU AND YOUR JOHNSON" FTW!!
It's Christmas Day, such disarray you the Santa and your Johnson, kids are runnin you are rummin' you the cops and your Johnson, you're in jail with no bail you Big Jim and his Johnson. You and your Johnson getting your ass in jail for 20 years
lonely nights, adult sites, you your hand and your johnson
Lonely nights, scetchy sites, you your phone and your johnson.
Elijah Ford ay Bhy
My first thought when I heard this title.
Rising moon, After noon, You your dog and your johnson
OMG. I can't believe how hard I laughed at this.
Never let this commercial die.
It's still rolling
Indeed
It won’t
Still kicking
We got to bring back the johnson
Your pants are off
They tell you "cough"
You, your doc, and your johnson
How’s life 10 years after seeing this Johnson commercial
@@trasheaters1548 How's life two months after replying this?
@@2moist2meaty great
@@trasheaters1548 oh sick, up to anything as of late?
@@2moist2meaty sold like 2K worth of wood
You, your girl, and your Johnson.
A way of life since the dawn of man.
It’s in the original uncensored part of Genesis with Adam and Eve.
Around the lake,
things going great.
You, your boat, and your Johnson!
"You, your kids and your Johnson!" Jesus Christ.
Well, to be fair, they had no idea this would be taken so dirtily in 20 or so years, but yeah lol
An officer has been dispatched to their location.
ChozoSR388
Oh come on, people’s minds were just as dirty then as they are now.
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories: *DA DUN*
“Johnson” was a euphemism for many years before this. I think they were hoping people wouldn’t think of it.
They knew what they were doing.
I would think that if not for "your kids". Who wants to advertise that their product can be used by child molesters?
@@rjd-kh8et The more I see from the past....I think they knew exactly what they were doing. Check out early Shirley Temple footage. Yikes! Only a small percentage of the public would have gotten it though. It's hard to sit through but I watched it to get "woke" Also, there's a reason Sting encourages us to actually read "that book by Nabokov" I don't think Sting was being creepy. He wanted us to see the truth and not just go by the movie.
BadDriversOf Georgia So...You’ve got an old Johnson?
@BadDriversOf Georgia they were identical to an evinrude. Made by the same company. OMC
@BadDriversOf Georgia Not that bad? OMC made many of the best marine engines ever built.
Lonely nights..
Dim the lights..
You, your hand and your Johnson
You, your kids, and your johnson.... CALL THE POLICE.
Soon it becomes
You
You're cell mate
And his Johnson
uh oh
@@mikepeterson764 Holy shit that was good haha, had no lube went straight through with his Jhonson.
And then his wife found out and him and his Johnson won't be seeing any kids anymore.
" Johnson boat motors keeping your life rock hard for over 50 years"
😂
As a wise man once said: “never underestimate the relationship between a man, his girl, and his johnson.”
That’s for sure.
Unintentional comedy is always the funniest.
Anon Nymous "Unintentional"
It's intentional. This is effective marketing.
Thank you Nostalgia Critic for sending me here! 😂👍
#Johnson
"You, your kids and your Johnson!"
Chris Hansen: "Why you don't have a seat over here."
Haha
Lololol
Back when this one first came out it was the funniest thing ever to me and my friends (and my Johnson). Our middle school teachers were not as amused.
Aw, I'll bet your teachers were laughing themselves silly in the faculty room.
Next up: Come to Jack-in-the-Box and munch a couple tacos....
😹😹😹😹😹😹
New dating app, Cops sprung a trap, you, the feds and your Johnson 😂😂
😂
I never realized how much fun I could have with my johnson
You've dropped the soap,
You've lost all hope,
You, some con, and his Johnson.
Dude! 😂 Damn 🤣🤣🤣
Well, he had kids on that boat. That's why he lost all hope.
You got to add more to that hahah😂😂😂😂😂😂
genious!
Just had to go ,
To the glory hole,
You , ??? , and your Johnson
Just got wrecked,
and paid for sex,
An STD and your Johnson.
They end it with "You, your girl and your Johnson" this wasn't unintentional at all. They knew EXACTLY what people would say when they saw it.
Or not. Coincidences do happen.
We just broke up,
This is gonna be tough,
Well... me, myself, and my Johnson
Nothing comes between you and your Johnson -- except your Johnson.
" You and your Johnson,still rock hard for more than 50 years"
This is so becoming my ringtone.
Best commercial ever. It will never be topped! I still laugh like I did the first time....
Your all alone..
In Guantanamo..
You,big Bob and his Johnson
OH FUCK THAT IS THE BEST OUT OF ALL OF THESE.
"And then your wife found out what you've been doing with your Johnson and... well.... let's just say that you and your Johnson won't be hanging around with any kids anymore."
Nostalgia Critic reference.
She's got a sharp smile
vorephile
Say goodbye to your johnson!
OMG this needs more likes or should I say laughs
Commercial Announcer: You and your Johnson. A way of life for over fifty years.
Nostalgia Critic: And then your wife found out what you've been doing with your Johnson and... well.... let's just say that you and your Johnson won't be hanging around with any kids anymore.
This is one of my favorite commercials of all time.
Locked in jail
Excuses fail
You, Tyrone, and his Johnson
"You, your kids, and your Johnson--"
FBI, OPEN UP!!
man, that Johnson sure gets around
"You and Your Johnson, a way of life for over 50 years." I'd say it's been WAY longer than that. :-P
That's for anyone having an erection longer than 4 hours after taking Cialis.
"Johnson?"
- The Dude (Jeff Bridges), "The Big Lebowski"
(Thumbs Up if the Nostalgia Critic sent you here!)
BIODIGITAL JAZZ MAN
You know every time I'm feeling down - see an article about the world ending and such... I come here.... and everythings wonderful again. :D
“You, your girl and your Johnson!” Sounds about right…😉
Props to the singer. What a pro! 👏
"'You and your Johnson,' Take 27 -- and stop snickering dammit! We're overtime on the studio already!"
Nope.
Nothing sexual here.
Its a cozy night,
You live right in Alabama,
Just you your mom and your Johnson
You and your johnson. A way of life for over 100,000 years.
This commercial is magical.
It really is.
This NEVER gets old!!! Lmao
It never will.
you, your girl, and Gary Johnson
"You, your kids, and your johnson."
Did Jared Fogle write this?!
Am I the only one who actually really likes the jingle and music to this commercial?
No i like it too :D
Its actually really good haha
Anybody knows the name of the background music? :/ xD
No we all think about penises
No we don't
i think it's been like that for more than 50 years lol
2023 and I still use a Johnson from the 90s.
"Hard and nice" definitely
+FishSniper googled the text and he actually says "Party nights", but I heard the same as you. :D
empower93 empower93 lol this commercial gets to your head with the title
I know what you mean man
+FishSniper They knew exactly what they were doing.
This tune reminds me of a lot of all those old late night sitcoms.
Horror movie night, really gave you a fright! You, Jason, and your johnson
'You, your girl and your Johnson'.. perfect !
I can't breathe.
Neither could George Floyd.
@@Quadrenaro too soon.
Warning: Keep out of reach of Children, May Hurt some women.
I know. My Johnson shredded a tube while we were tubing.
@@agentwashingtub9167 lol
I laughed way too hard at this and these comments. Then again, I giggle like a 12 year old when I see Johnsonville sausages in the grocery store 🤷🏼♂️
Then you oughta try going down to your local Asian market and search for Cock® Squid Balls.
This is the greatest commercial of all time. Hands down! You your kids and your jonston 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Hands down" where tho?
Ohhhhh.... I finally got it. Johnson is the Motor of the boat 😁
Suddenly, the name "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson" just got a little less impressive
More*
XD LOL
Dwayne
The rock
And the johnson 🎵🎵
Yeah it sounds weird now 😅😅
* “Face-Off” starts playing out of nowhere *
Why do I hear boss music all of a sudden?
I saw this ungodly inappropriate offensive TV show with a character named, I shit you not: Woody Johnson
Forgot a birthday gift.
Your girlfriend's pissed.
You, some lotion, and your Johnson.
This commercial deserves our absolute respect and should be preserved for all future Generations LOL this is one of the truly great classic commercials in the history of television lol
Okay despite the lyrics being very suggestive this commercial probably has one of the most catchy tunes I've ever heard.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da JOHNSOOOONNN!!
You've got your sunrise.. You caught a prize.
You, your mate and your Johnson.
Party nights, summer whites..
You, your friends and your Johnson.
Rooster tails, water trails,
You, your kids and your Johnson (wtfomgbbq?)
Saturday nights, distant lights..
You, your girl and your Johnson!
OFFICIAL LYRICS, "YOU AND YOUR JOHNSON" FTW!!
You and your Johnson-- a way of life for over 50 years.
Dynamic Banter sent me here.
Same official EZU
I think Nostalgia Critic deserves more of that.
You, child protective services, and your Johnson!
I used to watch this video every day 😂
Screen light on Tuesday night- You, your phone and your Johnson.
If this doesn't brighten your day, IDK what will.
Quarantine nights, adult tv, you, your hand and your Johnson.
Found this on Reddit and I will be sharing it
@00:20 WHOA, HEY, KEEP IT CLEAN!
I love it when it’s me, my girl and my Johnson. 😂 Hasn’t quite been a way of life for over 50 years for me yet, but I’m sure it will be.
Jeff Bridges: "...Johnson?..."
david lucas
Lol. I know. I was just mocking Jeff Bridges. XD
~"Have fun with your Johnson"~.
thought so but wasn't sure
This is the best commercial ever made.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Slow your motor there. Gettin' a little fast with your Johnson. Late at night, let your fly loose, you, your rod, and your Johnson.
Don't forget your Wunder Boner
Nostalgia Critic brought me here!
A'm f***ing out, newer given so much likes in a YT video ever. This is an endless source of humor.
I still come back to this for a GREAT laugh
...Johnson?
(Jeff Bridges)
My Johnson is the pride of the neighborhood.
You lie in bed
Your Uncle Ted
You him and your Johnson...
Every Saturday night... you, your hand and your Johnson
you made my day
More like every night 😂😂😂
It's Christmas Day, such disarray you the Santa and your Johnson, kids are runnin you are rummin' you the cops and your Johnson, you're in jail with no bail you Big Jim and his Johnson. You and your Johnson getting your ass in jail for 20 years
In the Tub,
nothin to Rub,
you your hand and you Johnson.
Showed up late, not getting a raise, you your boss and his Johnson.
"you, a police officer, and your Johnson!"
Guys, we don't have detachable johnsons, they go where we go.
OMG I'm crying!
a way of life for over 50 years?
Well, it feels like that sometimes.
Alone in the snow
No one will ever know
You, a snowman, and his Johnson
.....Johnson?????
+Kitty Kat Kitty ouo
Also I can explain what the singer meant
+Kitty Kat I don't need your sympathy, I need my fuckin johnson, man!
Vagina.
@@elr5181 What do you need that for, Dude?
🎵 DON'T YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH 🎵
I had to see the full ad after Nostalgia Critic reviewed this commercial. I never laughed so hard.
anyone here because of nostalgia critic?
Yep
Me
father's day special, will always prevail: you, your dad, and your johnson
Power Trip brought me here.
this is a way of life
You, your kids and your Johnson? That escalated quickly...
i saw this on ellen a long time ago, still makes me crack up xD
keep the Johnson where it’s wet baby!
I just took my 1982 Johnson 90 V4 for a blast on lake Minnewanka last weekend!
Bansheeboatn’ baby! Wooo!
yes me and my jhonson..i wouldent say a way of life for 50 years..but over 20 atleast =p
Lonely Nights,
Dim the Lights,
You, your hand, and your johnson.
A knock on the door,
Too hard to ignore,
You, a Jehovah's Witness, and your Johnson.