50 years ago I was 14 so I remember all these commercials. I can tell you my dad would never complain about mom's coffee, he knew he'd be making it from then on. They both worked full time jobs and shared household duties. Dad never saw it as helping out, he contributed to the mess so he should contribute to cleaning it. Plus my Dad was a great cook, actually had taught mom how to cook when they got married. I miss them both very much.
@@windowseher Thanks, it's hard to believe that I grew up in the 60's where men doing household chores was considered beneath him. My Dad was something special. He rarely used spanking as punishment, preferring to take privileges away instead.
That Flintstone Winston cigarette commercial makes me laugh. Back in grade school, in the 1960s, we’d sing, “Winston tastes bad, like the one I just had. No filter, no flavor, just wrapped up in old toilet paper.”
@DanielGonzalez-vj4dg After the tobacco companies could no longer advertise on TV or radio guess where all their advertising dollars went?.To my favroite sport, NASCAR!!!!.
Yeah unlike those stupid Grubhub commercials. All they are is just people eating and dancing and mentioning a app that is related to food that you can download. In these old ones, they told you why their product is better and why it’s good.
Know what you mean, saw a colgate ad for some new overpriced toothpaste but if they didnt flash their logo at the very end i could have sworn it was a tourism company trying to sell me on the idea of mountianeering
Remember the cartoon was when her husband had to work eight hours a day five times a week during the prime hours of the day… Or where the saying nine till five came from.
Yep, that gave me a good laugh, don't care if the politically correct got their nipples in a twist. My fiance saw it before I did and she even laughed pretty hard.
Well, it's: 1.) Ads for sh*t that makes you fat & unhealthy, 2.) Ads for pills to help you get skinny & healthy, and 3.) Ads for attorneys to help you sue the pill-makers for bad side effects.
Well Neii, that seems awesome! Here in America our coolaid has to share a space with the milk. Your lucky to have a fridge dedicated only to coolaid Note: Idk where I was going with that, I just wanted to add onto the joke.
I learned that in the 50s and 60s a family consists of a mother, father, Japanese boy and Japanese girl; man was dependent on the quality of coffee his wife makes to have a career; no culture was safe from mockery; a woman could make up to 7 xerox copies a minute; cigarettes had a nice taste apparently; and every kid needs to have a multi-use 7-stage war weapon. Take that communism.
Prior to the invention of Xerox, the only way to get 7 copies of something was to type each one out manually. So 7 copies a minute would have seemed astounding.
@@PaulineOliviaHead-ok1bpBecause he had a very loving and devoted wife who loved him dearly and she showed it by making his coffee for him. If I was married, I would do it because I'm an old-fashioned feminine Christian woman. I'm not a feminist like you are.
"The Flintstones" started out as a prime time nighttime show aimed at adults, which is why they were taking smoke breaks. Then Pebbles was born, so they started hawking Welch's grape juice. Yes, I'm old.
Sounds like the same thing with the Simpsons on "The Tracey Ulman Show". Except the Simpsons got worst after they got their own show! Lol. Its crazy seeing these things go on as we age in life. I used to watch the Flintstones all the time...
10:33 At first I was thinking "this one isn't so bad, the grape is a bit annoying, but I wouldn't say it has aged poorly." Then they hit you with Injun Orange and Chinese Cherry
Watching these reminded me that back when everybody smoked or chewed tobacco, their taste buds would be so dulled that instant coffee would've tasted just fine to them
@@darkushippotoxotai9536 yeah it does, I stopped smoking 3 years ago, that was one of the first things I noticed, was how much better the food and drinks taste.
Am I the only one that found it hysterical when Fred and Barney said, “ I hate to see the girls working this hard. Let’s go around back where we can’t see them”?
yeah its got an interesting asthetic, the narrator has a tone modern microphones can't catch and they feel more calm. though, i feel like if these were on 24/7 we'd slowly find them annoying.
The reason they stop putting them in the boxes is mainly because of the rise of the internet. Once advertisement companies realized that so did the products they were advertising
Some dumb ass kid probably choked on a toy and they're ignorant parents probably sued a company, which led to everyone stopping the "toy in cereal" thing
Because nobody is fun anymore!! These parents and their, "Cereal has too much sugar for my kids" attitudes, ....totally ruined it. Bring back the toys, the real sugar, and the artificial flavors! 😉
@@epicdave01 you're half right. Back when they put it in the bag with the cereal some kids choked on them. That's why they started putting them between the bag and the box
@@PittsburghPenguin They take the kids, your house, more than half your assets, and you end up on the street, so definitely let ‘em do the yard work. What else are they good for? Note to sons: stay single and drop frigid bitches in a heartbeat.
Imagine a time when an advertisement had a woman complain that her *deodorant* was preventing her from being hit on by her boss? *_How would she ever get ahead in this world?_* LOL
Some people posted comments about how nowadays the FEMOIDS use their lawyers to SUE a COMPANY just because the boss asked his subordinate out. Sometimes I wonder how they manage to be so unmoving without being hit by a car.
@@sistersamich2075 yeah.the 50's were a different time everyone had to follow expectations society had on them mens must be hardworking and confident while women were housewives and they must have been perfect for their husband who was coming home from work,some people liked it that way but it's definitly for the better that you aren't forced to do all of that today
@@mikekokomomike Turns out that if you don't let black people into the universities, you won't have black people at NASA either. Incredible deductive skills, Holmes!
That first Good Year commercial reminds me of my grandfather. Back in the 70s, he taught my mother how to change a tire and make rudimentary car repairs so she’d never have to rely on a man, especially strange, predatory ones out in the middle of nowhere.
@@frankweesner2050 facts. The heroes in Red Dawn prob would’ve lost if it hadn’t been for the 3 decades of advancement and innovation that stemmed from the Johnny Seven.
Believing that up and down are opposites, when your professor of Tolerance Studies knows that 'directionalism' is just a socially constructed illusion to stigmatize folks who stand on their heads?
Darrin Funk You mean there will be a day when ‘ All lives matter’ will not be considered racist because ‘All’ includes people of every race? Wishful thinking!
@@boataxe4605 I agree. BLM would be seen as an old movment that wouldn't be needed anymore because the progression from racism. "All lives matter" would eventually be just an unspoken motto since by then, all lives trans, gay, white, black, etc. Would be equal.
I was amazed at seeing the Flintstones in a smoking ad. What a way of "using" children's favorite cartoon characters! P.S. I was always a fan of The Flintstones. 😉
there was literally an ad with animation where a kid dying of cancer and a girl bakes cookies for him and in the end they just put their supermarket logo and thats all
@@offscreen6578 They actually featured what they were trying to sell. If you are blind or deaf, it's difficult to tell what is being sold. Mixed marriage, sex, or the product itself. Just watch some of them closely.
@scotttommasulo5512 Not to mention that he walks barefoot all day and lives in a world where everyone is a one-dimensional sitcom trope. Of course he is stressed and needs to relax sometimes.
“Women Who Rate a 10” then is no worse than “The Bachelor” today. I’m pretty sure Barbie Benton wasn’t forced to beg for a rose and then try to get Barbara Eden kicked off the show.
I’m like, honey could you please stop pretending you’re a policeman? It’s nice of the officers to share their coffee, but I can’t pick you up every time. I do work!
The irony of the "Johnny 7 OMA" is that if your old man had enough money to get you one of these, he probably had enough money to keep you out of Vietnam.
@@jstravelers4094 Think harder? I was 6 when I got one of these for Christmas in 1964, the year they came out. I was 15 in 1973 when American troops were pulled out of Vietnam. Draft age people weren't playing with these toy guns and my family didn't have enough money to keep my brother out of Vietnam.
@@mrchrislatino The reason why your brother went to Vietnam was because your dad was a fucking moron. He spent big bucks for a stupid toy for a 6 year old.....but he didn't have the money or brains to keep your brother out of Vietnam? Wow! Now the boys most likely to get an expensive toy like this would have been more like 12 to 14. Do the math. Think harder.
The Frito Bandito eraser for the top of your pencil was the hottest thing in third grade. Everyone had them. They came in Frito snack packs. Finding a snack pack without a hole in the cellophane and the eraser still there was the challenge! They sell for $40-$50 today.😂
As someone who lives near the border, I'm not going to say that those commercials weren't potentially offensive but I will say that when I worked at a gas station around here, we'd constantly run out of Fritos.
John Robenault I imagine there are at least one or two weirdos out there who would gladly jack off to something like that. Trust me when I say, I've seen some of the weirdest junk from members of my species.
My mom is Mexican and I showed her the Frito Bandito commercial and we laughed together at it. Meanwhile, I bet non-Mexicans would be all offended on our behalf. That shit was funny.
Same thing with the song "Hello Kitty" by Avril Lavinge Asian people love it but.... Americans hate it and think it's "racist"??? Like no offense but Americans need to stay in their place sometimes.
Yea that's true. It's just the culture, I guess, of having everything a certain way and stopping at nothing to achieve it that Americans often have. It sometimes helps, but it also sometimes creates unneeded problems.
I still use “midget” to describe anything smaller than usual (for example a miniature candy or travel-size shampoo). I’ve also been known to use the word “retarded” to describe people or situations that prevent me from progressing through my day. Obviously, I don’t use them to describe little people, or to mock individuals with a developmental or physical handicap. Yea I’ve heard strangers gasp in disbelief…. But the world is becoming overly sterile and inhibited. I’m too old to change, it is what it is.
I guess prime time really sucked back then, if they showed that stuff--which I always assumed was shown on Saturday mornings, and/or maybe at other non-primetime hours.
After a week of making fcking xerox copies for my chain smoking boss, and dealing with my hyperglaucemic kids, my husband decided to tell me he get’s better morning coffee at the police station. That’s when I pulled out my Johnny Seven and said ”you might want to call them and tell them to bring an extra cup for you”.
I had one. It was badass. Crawled under bushes in camo suit and helmet. And when all the firearms ran out of ammo, there was a bayonet so you could stab the enemy! Hell yeah!
For me I have a weird sense of external nostalgia thinking about how my Mom must have saw these because for me it's like peering into another world she was a part of.
The woman was really upset that her husband didn't like her coffee. If I told my wife her coffee was terrible she'd say make your own damn coffee then.
@@davekp6773 We're much more health conscious today. Back then, doctors recommended people with sleeping disorders to smoke. Old Coke commercials used to tell women that drinking Coke would make them more attractive. Nowadays, you couldn't get away with any of that, which is a good thing. Also, technically minimum wage was way less then, so really prices haven't changed.
I'm old enough to remember some of these commercials. A lot of these commercials were considered stupid even back then. Commercials back then were considered stupid, in that everyone expected them to be stupid.
To this day there are woman who dont know how to change tires, but there is also men who dont know how. If you are never taught something, how can you learn.
![How to be Pretty - 1940's Guide for High School Girls [in Restored Colour ]](/img/n.gif)
Father, Mother, Japanese Boy, Japanese Girl
Y’know, the usual family members.
"Where are the parents from?"
"Father, Mother, Japanese Boy, Japanese Girl."
"B-But whe-"
"Father, Mother, Japanese Boy, Japanese Girl."
@@eckitronix fool, the parents are obviously from Japanese Parent
I guess I'm not a usual family member :(
I want to try some Koo-rade.
Most of these I see no problem with but that one... I can see a case.
I just find it funny though lol.
50 years ago I was 14 so I remember all these commercials. I can tell you my dad would never complain about mom's coffee, he knew he'd be making it from then on. They both worked full time jobs and shared household duties. Dad never saw it as helping out, he contributed to the mess so he should contribute to cleaning it. Plus my Dad was a great cook, actually had taught mom how to cook when they got married. I miss them both very much.
Thank you for sharing, Renee!
Thanks so cool!! 💗thank u for sharing:)
I wish more households were like yours Renee, we probably wouldn't have that much sexism in the world
I was born in 2003 the old days sound nice but I'm mixed.
@@windowseher Thanks, it's hard to believe that I grew up in the 60's where men doing household chores was considered beneath him. My Dad was something special. He rarely used spanking as punishment, preferring to take privileges away instead.
I pay TH-cam premium to not see ads, so I can watch 15 mins of ads
These adds aren't annoying like today's adds though.Todays adds always has annoying hyper pussyfied sissy pop music in the background.
OMG HAHAHA
@@blockbusterlady5993 No they just aren't annoying because you haven't seen them 1,000,000 times
@@tupacshakur178 I'm rubber and you're glue
Lol imagine being dumb enough to pay for TH-cam premium when you could download a free adblocker 🤦♂️
That Flintstone Winston cigarette commercial makes me laugh. Back in grade school, in the 1960s, we’d sing, “Winston tastes bad, like the one I just had. No filter, no flavor, just wrapped up in old toilet paper.”
🤣 Well you weren’t exactly wrong.
I loved Winston in the morning.,good tbaka has left the building
LMAO
@DanielGonzalez-vj4dg After the tobacco companies could no longer advertise on TV or radio guess where all their advertising dollars went?.To my favroite sport, NASCAR!!!!.
@@Nozinbonsai
I don't smoke anymore, but
Marlboro Reds >
A tire in a tire? Why did we stop doing that?
Im guessing fuel economy... but i want them too
ThePapermage they still exist run flat tires
To smash the patriarchy
Because there about $450 a piece to replace
ThePapermage money?
ah yes the perfect family: mama, papa, japanese boy and japanese girl
yes
We should inform Aneka
Hahahahaha
I thought you were kenekokittens adult channel XD
And they were eating 2 cent koolaid
"I sure hate to see em workin so hard.."
"Yeah, me too....let's go around back where we can't see em." 💀
My retired dad be like:
Part time and then you can be in this email is not be in this email is
Like the way you can be
@@tinamorie10 have you ever tried shutting the fuck up?
The weird bit is that a lot of the ads we have today would have been a total scandal back then.
Especially the one man army ad. I don't know if even nowadays you can be that promiscuous on TV.
At least they actually explained what their product was back then
Yeah unlike those stupid Grubhub commercials. All they are is just people eating and dancing and mentioning a app that is related to food that you can download. In these old ones, they told you why their product is better and why it’s good.
Its warm coffe made by warm coffe beans to make warm coffe
Right! They legit walk you through it step-by-step lol
Know what you mean, saw a colgate ad for some new overpriced toothpaste but if they didnt flash their logo at the very end i could have sworn it was a tourism company trying to sell me on the idea of mountianeering
@@oneboringperson940 they gotta make sure you understand you get that warm bean flavour
Adult swim should just play these at midnight without context and see people’s reactions
Ikr!? When you're good an blazed late night this is a treat.
No way, Flintstones go hard.
They’d lose too many viewers with the KoolAid one.
Way to steal the top comment. It’s like 2 above yours dumbass
@@derrickwhipp1613 I didn’t mean to
"I hate to see them work so hard"
"Let's go around the back so we can't see them"
Not gonna lie this one got me good
Remember the cartoon was when her husband had to work eight hours a day five times a week during the prime hours of the day…
Or where the saying nine till five came from.
Yep, that gave me a good laugh, don't care if the politically correct got their nipples in a twist. My fiance saw it before I did and she even laughed pretty hard.
@@trendmassacre8423 Political correctness and humor are mutually exclusive.
@@AnupBhatt couldn’t agree more
Had me rollin 🤣😂
Holy shit, that toy gun kicked ass! I'm sure it didn't work nearly as well as advertised, but that looked like one of the coolest toys ever.
Definitely
I want one.
@@themanshazam me too dude, me too
Cap guns were so fun. Also Mr potato head had metal barbs so could make out of real potatos, no plastic potato at all.
If that was on the tv in England back in the day they would have sold a million.Totally awesome.
Now the only commercials we see are for prescription drugs.
And cars, or ads for new tv shows. But yeah you’re right.
don't forget prostate and ed pills
Well, it's:
1.) Ads for sh*t that makes you fat & unhealthy,
2.) Ads for pills to help you get skinny & healthy, and
3.) Ads for attorneys to help you sue the pill-makers for bad side effects.
@תם קרסיק someone watches a lotta Cartoon Network
Don't forget insurance, or medicare!
“Carol your coffee sucks” dude was just straight up
"this tastes like piss, Carol"
At least he didn't smack her.
@@Helo_rides_for_commies *at least she didn't slap him
@@Helo_rides_for_commies *too bad*
@Praying Man_Tip Pretty much...
I'm Japanese and I can confirm we still have our portable fridges that only hold coolaid, and yes, they're still caried by two men
Well Neii, that seems awesome! Here in America our coolaid has to share a space with the milk. Your lucky to have a fridge dedicated only to coolaid
Note: Idk where I was going with that, I just wanted to add onto the joke.
LMAO
@@goddessoflesbians1153 Reii
@@goddessoflesbians1153 Reii, ikr ne and re looks similar ね(ne) れ(re), and wa too わ.
Japan is so ahead of the times
Chinese Cherry has such a way with words.
W pfp
@@PKMN_TrainerJet Thank you. 😊
Everyone knows that Chinese is actually just bell sounds!
@@Finity_twenty_ten was your pfp inspired by Stampy's minecraft skin?
@@PKMN_TrainerJet No, actually. When I got my Minecraft skin, I litterally had never heard of Stampy.
I learned that in the 50s and 60s a family consists of a mother, father, Japanese boy and Japanese girl; man was dependent on the quality of coffee his wife makes to have a career; no culture was safe from mockery; a woman could make up to 7 xerox copies a minute; cigarettes had a nice taste apparently; and every kid needs to have a multi-use 7-stage war weapon.
Take that communism.
'Murica
They forgot the P F Flyers-tennis shoes that made you fly.
And Mel Blanc did all the racist voices! 😂
You win
Don't forget that everything had to be repeated at least 5 times in case somebody didn't hear it the first few times.
The most offending part to me was how they thought 7 copies of paper per miniute was badass
They were really optimistic back then.
@@PerryHJass needa be like them fr
Idk my printer sucks so I can see how they can be mystified
Prior to the invention of Xerox, the only way to get 7 copies of something was to type each one out manually. So 7 copies a minute would have seemed astounding.
China was committing mass genocide back during WWII and they never stopped.
lol I just voluntarily watched 14 mins of adds
Old commercials are fun
Yeah. But the funniest adds you could ask for!
lol Ya I'm not going to do that. A minute and a half is enough.
Lmao
you ruined the fun
I like that the husband was honest about his wife’s coffee and she listened, fixed it and he was appreciative and loving.
So wholesome.
Real shit. Gender norms aside, this is how couples should communicate. Regardless of who is making/drinking the coffee.
Yeah I thought that was cute ^_^
@LoveLight... I liked that too.
Pmsl
@@PaulineOliviaHead-ok1bpBecause he had a very loving and devoted wife who loved him dearly and she showed it by making his coffee for him. If I was married, I would do it because I'm an old-fashioned feminine Christian woman. I'm not a feminist like you are.
"The Flintstones" started out as a prime time nighttime show aimed at adults, which is why they were taking smoke breaks. Then Pebbles was born, so they started hawking Welch's grape juice. Yes, I'm old.
Thank your for the information!
Ok That makes more sense
And that's why I love you! I'm old too, I remember that too 🤣
Sounds like the same thing with the Simpsons on "The Tracey Ulman Show". Except the Simpsons got worst after they got their own show! Lol. Its crazy seeing these things go on as we age in life. I used to watch the Flintstones all the time...
And now it's all just memes about a Mario bootleg game
The most offensive thing in this was the implication that instant coffee doesn't taste like ass.
Taste as bad as McDonald's coffee. If you know, you know.
@@LostinParadise03 I won't touch the stuff. The only chain coffee ill drink is Dunkin Donuts. I hear Starbucks is ok but I won't pay $5+ for a cup.
Instant coffee is nasty .
I love instant coffee. Nescafe has a really smooth flavour. But if you put too much in it doesn't taste richer, it tastes awful.
@@LostinParadise03 best of shitty coffees out there
Oh please. We have "Women who rate a ten" we just call it other things, like Miss America, awards shows, etc.
Good point.
Victoria secret girls
Whats wrong with complimenting a womans beauty as a 10/10 ? Never heard a woman complain when its said about her.
@@austindavid1862 the only women who bitch about that kinda thing are the ones below a 6.
Because women shouldn't be on a rating scale from 1-10.
10:33
At first I was thinking "this one isn't so bad, the grape is a bit annoying, but I wouldn't say it has aged poorly." Then they hit you with Injun Orange and Chinese Cherry
I was wondering the same...
Extreme Whiplash Achieved!
well there is one certain character which I know of that absolutely DESPISES Goofy Grape.... hmmm
Sugar-sweetened everything. Was a great time to be a dentist.
Not so different from today
@Sans if you ate an apple in 1926 as opposed to now 1926 would be healthier
🤣🤣🤣
Nothing changed
i dont know why this is so funny bhsbhcdbasadsahdahdsd
I love when me and my Japanese family kneel at the table and drink full glasses of kool-aid
Me too. classic Wednesday evening.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't forget your kimono
I would be more concerned about your grammar.
@@ingriddubbel8468 I sorry my English not good
Watching these reminded me that back when everybody smoked or chewed tobacco, their taste buds would be so dulled that instant coffee would've tasted just fine to them
Good lord, Does tobacco do that to your tastebuds ? One more reason for me to not smoke, TBH, I love my coffee and food......
I don’t smoke and I like the taste of plain instant coffee :-(
😆🤣*That* explains it! 😆🤣
I just quit dipping two weeks ago after 10 yrs. Over the years I've had to gradually add more and more salt.
@@darkushippotoxotai9536 yeah it does, I stopped smoking 3 years ago, that was one of the first things I noticed, was how much better the food and drinks taste.
I remember most of these commercials and now I feel like smoking a cigarette
Am I the only one that found it hysterical when Fred and Barney said, “ I hate to see the girls working this hard. Let’s go around back where we can’t see them”?
That made me laugh so hard lol my wife would kill me in my sleep hahahahaha
Reminds me of my father-in-law lol. He’s always cracking one liners like that all the time.
Are you 47 ?
That was funny AF!
It was meant to be funny ...
Taking away the subject matter from these commercials, I really do enjoy the style and presentation of these more than commercials we have today.
yeah its got an interesting asthetic, the narrator has a tone modern microphones can't catch and they feel more calm. though, i feel like if these were on 24/7 we'd slowly find them annoying.
cool story bro
@@Handobolo you mad, "bro"?
I found nothing wrong with any of these commercials...
They sure are….. different……
wow i totally forgot there use to be toys in cereal boxes. why’d they ever stop doing that?
Stupid kids ruin everything
The reason they stop putting them in the boxes is mainly because of the rise of the internet. Once advertisement companies realized that so did the products they were advertising
Some dumb ass kid probably choked on a toy and they're ignorant parents probably sued a company, which led to everyone stopping the "toy in cereal" thing
Because nobody is fun anymore!! These parents and their, "Cereal has too much sugar for my kids" attitudes, ....totally ruined it.
Bring back the toys, the real sugar, and the artificial flavors! 😉
@@epicdave01 you're half right. Back when they put it in the bag with the cereal some kids choked on them. That's why they started putting them between the bag and the box
Haa!
"Sure hate seeing the girls work so hard."
"Yeah. Let's go around back so we can't see them."
😆👍
Not gonna lie...that was a cool ass gun, nerf ain’t shit to me now
Dude.... off rip!
Airsoft: hehe
Kids these days prefer the real thing
I had one, and it wasn't as much fun as you would think; after you wiped out everyone else a few times, nobody would play with you.
@LoopDooCreations fuck that shit...
Fred Flintstone was a savage. “Let’s go in the back so we don’t have to look at them.” 😂
“Let those bitches keep working and we’ll go light one up!”
Yabba dabba DO-ÆXOØĞH
That was actually hilarious.
@@PittsburghPenguin They take the kids, your house, more than half your assets, and you end up on the street, so definitely let ‘em do the yard work. What else are they good for? Note to sons: stay single and drop frigid bitches in a heartbeat.
@@chriswaters3442 ummm, what have I just witnessed?
Imagine a time when an advertisement had a woman complain that her *deodorant* was preventing her from being hit on by her boss? *_How would she ever get ahead in this world?_*
LOL
Some people posted comments about how nowadays the FEMOIDS use their lawyers to SUE a COMPANY just because the boss asked his subordinate out. Sometimes I wonder how they manage to be so unmoving without being hit by a car.
She would get further in life if she didn't smell so bad lol that's why she's advertising a deodorant 😆
@Go Jump Knee pads?
@@jasonfrancese8359 sigma male mindset
@@jasonfrancese8359 “femoids”. You’re joking right?
13:05 I’m most offended she didn’t take the paper out of the binder before copying it
agony
"When there's no man around.."
That one scared the hell out of me
only men can do things like change tires, everyone knows that.
My dad taught me how to plug an flat tire my mom taught me how to change an tire.
My dad taught all 4 of my sisters how to change a tire and other very basic things concerning their cars.
That one, err uh, scared the HELL OUT OF ME!
Ikr scary when the poor woman was alone without a man for protection.
A shotgun that becomes a machine gun that becomes a grenade launcher that becomes a handgun..
holy sh1t!
New fortnite weapon
I know, right. I totally want one of those. And some smokes, chew, coffee, and maybe a Xerox machine.
TokyoTraveller now that that is epic
@@tomquimby6432 That's two.
America described as a gun
Can't wait to see the next politically incorrect commercials in 50 years.
Our dream might come true earlier.
It’s like that every year
They’ll ban subway for their bread being to white
For real though
Or how about "commercials being aired today that would not have flown 50 years ago"? 🥴
As a female I will admit that Johnny Seven gun is DOPE.
I always wanted a Johnny Seven.☹️
I got one for Christmas back in the 60's and then got in BIG trouble for shooting Christmas tree ornaments with it.
@@jimdep6542 When the ornaments were made of glass.
@@michaeldavidfigures9842 yes
You mean as a WOMAN right? Why would you say female?
"I'm sorry, honey, but your coffee tastes like shit."
today she would have said, make it yourself then bitch.
@@Bluebirdfalling as she should lol
@@Bluebirdfalling true lmao
@@Bluebirdfalling Lol, yeah.
@@sistersamich2075 yeah.the 50's were a different time everyone had to follow expectations society had on them mens must be hardworking and confident while women were housewives and they must have been perfect for their husband who was coming home from work,some people liked it that way but it's definitly for the better that you aren't forced to do all of that today
Did the world revolve around coffee and cigarettes back then?
Cigarettes and coffee were the reason we were walking on the moon in 1969. Have you ever seen the inside of mission control? Not very diverse either.
Yep!
And liquor.
@@mikekokomomike
Turns out that if you don't let black people into the universities, you won't have black people at NASA either.
Incredible deductive skills, Holmes!
@@fds7476 Thanks for your input, I didn't realize black people were not allowed in universities in 1969!
I like that in the 60s women couldn't change a tire and now no one can. Lol.
Changing a tire is easy, even a baby could do it Kimberly Snyder
It's easy as fuck I learned when I was 8 and already had to change tires and I'm only 16...
Preston Samson so it’s easy for you
@Kimberly Snyder: Sadly, barely anyone has a torque wrench in one's trunk / boot back then and even today!
That's unfortunate for you, but please don't assume everyone is like you.
“These commercials bring me such tears of joy!” - 👴🏻
How pathetic that a commercial brings you joy.
@@ericrivera8410How pathetic that you’re you 😂🙄👎🖕
@@ericrivera8410They were speaking like someone that was around for these commercials. Hence the quotation marks & the old man emoji.
@@ericrivera8410calm down lil homie
@@ericrivera8410
How pathetic of you to mock him
I am 70 years old and remember all of these commercials when I was growing up.
for real?
Rock on Blue Water Blond !!! They had Blue Water Before ???
@@johnbassett3188The blue water I am named for is the Pacific Ocean.
I feel bad for you
You’re lucky you only have a few decades left
Your coffee tastes terrible honey, we should file for a divorce
He is pretty much telling her he has a crush on old sarge at work
200th like
Damn, his wife looks like she should be his daughter.
That does seem like a extreme reaction
To be fair, it had to be pretty bad for Instant Folgers to be such an improvement. My god, what was she subjecting him to before?!
9:50 I'm Mexican. I am offended Fritos doesn't do these anymore.
I appreciate your sense of humor and ability to 'take a joke'.
That add is a better representation than trump's propaganda
NOT LOUD ENOUGH
I'm Mexican too, frito bandito didn't offend me
If Fritos don't bring it back they getting the CHANCLA.
That first Good Year commercial reminds me of my grandfather. Back in the 70s, he taught my mother how to change a tire and make rudimentary car repairs so she’d never have to rely on a man, especially strange, predatory ones out in the middle of nowhere.
That Johnny 7 gun would still be an epic toy today!
Yeah it'd be pretty cool but I'd rather have the Mattel Thompson submachine gun from that era.
@@TheEnclave-wi9qo I saw the add for that in the Andy Griffith show and wanted it so badly as a kid😂
Some of the functions are redundant. Isn’t anti armor and anti tank The Same thing?
@@activatekruger446 it was the 50s man, you gotta be ready for anything with communism running rampant
@@frankweesner2050 facts. The heroes in Red Dawn prob would’ve lost if it hadn’t been for the 3 decades of advancement and innovation that stemmed from the Johnny Seven.
"What's so bad about funny face drinks?"
*INJUN ORANGE!*
"Oh."
*CHINESE CHERRY!*
"Oh no."
My exact reaction
Could not have put it into better words myself.
I can't believe that part came on right as ai start reading the comment
“Chinese Cherry that’s racist”
- Smashing
@@blazryvlogs2535 New Flavor: *LESBIAN LEMON*
I want to know what we do today that is going to be politically incorrect in 50 year.
Believing that up and down are opposites, when your professor of Tolerance Studies knows that 'directionalism' is just a socially constructed illusion to stigmatize folks who stand on their heads?
Darrin Funk You mean there will be a day when ‘ All lives matter’ will not be considered racist because ‘All’ includes people of every race? Wishful thinking!
Make up fake genders. Next generation will be all “how the fuck did they mess this up?”
Esmee Phillips Funny thing is that if we ever have society in zero G, up and down actually could be culturally decided.
@@boataxe4605 I agree. BLM would be seen as an old movment that wouldn't be needed anymore because the progression from racism. "All lives matter" would eventually be just an unspoken motto since by then, all lives trans, gay, white, black, etc. Would be equal.
Instant coffee NEVER tastes like it's fresh brewed.
"I sure hate seeing them work so hard."
"Yeah, let's go around back so we cant see them."
Based Flintstones. That got a legit laugh out of me.
And me.
I was amazed at seeing the Flintstones in a smoking ad. What a way of "using" children's favorite cartoon characters! P.S. I was always a fan of The Flintstones. 😉
@@kathierouse5306 I always thought that it was an adult cartoon.
@@GeeCeeWU For the first two years it was more adult than in it's later four years.
@@GeeCeeWU It was supposed to be something the whole family watched together.
Parents smoking wasn't a big deal back then.
At least ads back then made sense and actually featured what there were trying to sell.
there was literally an ad with animation where a kid dying of cancer and a girl bakes cookies for him and in the end they just put their supermarket logo and thats all
Yeah, instead of mixed marriages and sex ALL the time.
@@theropesofrenovation9352 Huh?
@@offscreen6578 They actually featured what they were trying to sell. If you are blind or deaf, it's difficult to tell what is being sold. Mixed marriage, sex, or the product itself. Just watch some of them closely.
user America amirite
To borrow from my old Horrible Histories book:
Soldier: "This coffee tastes like mud!"
Cook: "It was ground just yesterday."
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh I LOVED that book series as a kid
@@funfact2186 lol thought I was the only one
@@mrgklnds
Oh yeah, but not that pun specifically.
Fred Flinstone smoking a cigarette is crazy
@scotttommasulo5512 Not to mention that he walks barefoot all day and lives in a world where everyone is a one-dimensional sitcom trope. Of course he is stressed and needs to relax sometimes.
I like how no one is talking about how cigarettes weren't even 🦆ing invented in the stone age!
They also drink Busch beer
You know what just hit me hard? The kids in these commercials are now in their 70's and 80's.
Wrong. Most of these are from the 60s, when I was a kid. I'm only 60.
@@christinescreativitycabine280 Right, sorry, I thought a couple were from the 50's. So 60's and 70's. Depending on birth year.
On the other side, all the adults are DEEEAAAAD 💀
*70s and 80s. Also they could be dead.
Some are younger. Alot of them died in lung cancer, emphysema and whent to ”Marlboro Country” on their own dime.
"My husband says my coffee tastes terrible!"
"Have you tried new instant Folgers?"
That night, they divorced.
Or they died. Have you tried instant Folders? It"s heck.
That night, daddy fell in love with the baby sitter!
LOL
@@xrrrismickey
"Try new Folgers! It's heck in a cup!"
If instant foggers tasted amazing to him, it just confirms that her coffee really was trash.
“Women Who Rate a 10” then is no worse than “The Bachelor” today. I’m pretty sure Barbie Benton wasn’t forced to beg for a rose and then try to get Barbara Eden kicked off the show.
To be fair, the video only promised not to be PC
Don't compare these commercials to the bachelor, they are 10x better
@Joe Blow who give a shit. The country was over 90% white when these came out.
Who and what in the fuck are you talking about?
@Joe Blow what are they, science experiments?
TV commercials that don’t make me hate myself. What a concept!
Fr w commercials
So inconvenient to not be racist
@@rp9674It is bro, I hate it
@@rp9674
Oh no.
Not that.
Not the racism.
@lucascoval828 yes that, the racismz
Can you imagine telling your wife that the coffee at the police station tastes better
He must want to get murdered in his sleep on yhe couch
Another ad in the series had the husband saying “The girls at the office make better coffee on their hot plates!”
Huh. My dad is a detective, and my uncle was a former officer. I'll ask them both that question
I’m like, honey could you please stop pretending you’re a policeman? It’s nice of the officers to share their coffee, but I can’t pick you up every time. I do work!
Nowadays your wife would call the police and have them come and take you to jail.
Do I stink?
Can't seem to get the boss to ask me out to dinner. I'm prettier and dress better than his wife!! WTF!!
Dane Greenwood would you like to have dinner? Lol
Dress for the job you want, not have. 😀
😂😂😂Good Gosh.
Jimmy definition of “Home Wrecker”
Jimmy Greenwood you must make bad coffee 😤
Carol if you don't fix this coffee I'm going to leave you for the Sargent.
HAHAHAAAAA!
Brilliant! I laughed so hard my sides hurt.
XD-
Carol should have saw that coming with your profile picture.
😂
Describing a tire as a "tire in a tire" is hilarious to me for no particular reason.
The most offensive thing in this video is Folgers passing off instant coffee as "Just as good as fresh perked."
My dad used to drink Sanka. I tried it one time & it was horrible. Of course, he was a smoker so his taste buds were gone.
Folgers instant coffee tastes as good as fresh perked, for those mornings when you don’t have time for those other perky things.
Coz it 'is' fresh perked! 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Word.
The irony of the "Johnny 7 OMA" is that if your old man had enough money to get you one of these,
he probably had enough money to keep you out of Vietnam.
And at this point it costs enough to pay off all your college funds.
Not that you’d want to sell the $2000 toy gun, but I dunno.
I don't think a draft age 18 year old was playing with these.
@@mrchrislatino
No kidding?
The Vietnam War lasted over 10 years.
Think harder.
@@jstravelers4094 Think harder? I was 6 when I got one of these for Christmas in 1964, the year they came out. I was 15 in 1973 when American troops were pulled out of Vietnam. Draft age people weren't playing with these toy guns and my family didn't have enough money to keep my brother out of Vietnam.
@@mrchrislatino
The reason why your brother went to Vietnam was because your dad was a fucking moron.
He spent big bucks for a stupid toy for a 6 year old.....but he didn't have the money or brains to keep your brother out of Vietnam?
Wow!
Now the boys most likely to get an expensive toy like this would have been more like 12 to 14.
Do the math.
Think harder.
Goodyear be like:
“Yo dawg, I heard you like tires, so we put a tire *inside* of yo tire so that you don’t need a man to replace your tire”
😂😂
LMAOO 😂😂😂
Can you hear the background music?? Thump thump thump thump
LOL
Go home Goodyear, you're tired 😂
The Frito Bandito eraser for the top of your pencil was the hottest thing in third grade. Everyone had them. They came in Frito snack packs. Finding a snack pack without a hole in the cellophane and the eraser still there was the challenge! They sell for $40-$50 today.😂
As someone who lives near the border, I'm not going to say that those commercials weren't potentially offensive but I will say that when I worked at a gas station around here, we'd constantly run out of Fritos.
40-50...? ... jeeze I had DOZENS of them ..... !
Ppl would steAl them?
@@titogee36 oh yeah .....
I kind of want to drink a glass of Kool-Aid and smoke a Marlboro now
no smoking
We all know smoking is good
@@CH_Milow ok troll
@@hi_scubs you dont even know lol
@@hi_scubs no
Women Who Rate a '10' is only offensive because everyone knows Lynda Carter is easily a 12.
*FBI open up*
@@cuphead8159 fbi...female body inspector
My 10's were erin gray,heather thomas and locklear,jen connelly,linda blair and brooke shields of the 1980's
Holy SHIT, yeah. Erin grey in that stupid buck rogers show, wearing the Satin jumpsuit in Electric Blue.Wish they had all posed nude. Too late now.
@@spocksjohnson5594 I thought it mean't Federal Boobie Inspector?
But for real... Are we all gonna ignore the fact that they put a tire inside another tire?
John Robenault
I imagine there are at least one or two weirdos out there who would gladly jack off to something like that. Trust me when I say, I've seen some of the weirdest junk from members of my species.
John Robenault its genius
Tireception
John Robenault *Tireseption*
what if the second tire pops?
The Goodyear lifeguard. Because you know she’ll drive 50 miles on a flat tire anyways. You might as well save the wheel.
Nothing like promoting lung cancer to 8 year olds across America 😂😂 😂
First the cigarette now the vape smh
Imagine trying to quit smoking in those days and seeing a cigarette ad every fifteen minutes.
Commercial might have been before they were digging down on tobacco.
Nothing wrong with the commercial, wasn't meant for 8 yr olds.
Kohaku Senpai if I didn’t watch the flintstones I wouldn’t be smoking now.
My mom is Mexican and I showed her the Frito Bandito commercial and we laughed together at it. Meanwhile, I bet non-Mexicans would be all offended on our behalf. That shit was funny.
Same thing with the song "Hello Kitty" by Avril Lavinge Asian people love it but.... Americans hate it and think it's "racist"??? Like no offense but Americans need to stay in their place sometimes.
Sippin' That Tea I notice that all the time… They're the group most often offended on behalf of others and I don't know why.
Residual guilt.
Yea that's true. It's just the culture, I guess, of having everything a certain way and stopping at nothing to achieve it that Americans often have. It sometimes helps, but it also sometimes creates unneeded problems.
getting offended on behalf of another race or culture is offense appropriation
I still don’t see the skip button ever after 14 mins smh
Where (or why) are you expecting to see a "skip" button?
@@not-so-smartaleck8987 1. Holy. the necro.
2. Its 15 minutes of ads
@@frantazo5710 i dont like reddit either, but whoooshing other people is goof af, fella. you should try
@@aaaaaaaaa6417 also it's r/woooosh. if you're going to be cancer at least be cancer right
I still use “midget” to describe anything smaller than usual (for example a miniature candy or travel-size shampoo). I’ve also been known to use the word “retarded” to describe people or situations that prevent me from progressing through my day.
Obviously, I don’t use them to describe little people, or to mock individuals with a developmental or physical handicap.
Yea I’ve heard strangers gasp in disbelief…. But the world is becoming overly sterile and inhibited. I’m too old to change, it is what it is.
Use those words more often then, gives 'em less power.
You're not too old to change. You're using age as an excuse to not be more sensitive.
If you don't make fun of people's disabilities you must not be trump.
Uh... good for you i guess...
Best not to use them at all
The Flintstones was a prime time show as was The Jetsons and Topcat. Cigarette companies sponsored a lot of tv shows
I guess prime time really sucked back then, if they showed that stuff--which I always assumed was shown on Saturday mornings, and/or maybe at other non-primetime hours.
dflf meanwhile in England it’s always been illegal to have ads in kid shows
@dflf: "I Love Lucy" ( A Desilu Production ) has been sponsored by PHILIP MORRIS back then if I'm not mistaken.
Topcat was a prime-time show? Good lord HB really slid.
Tom Evans 🤔 yeah, I don’t think so. The Flintstones absolutely were. I remember Top Cat as a Saturday morning cartoon.
After a week of making fcking xerox copies for my chain smoking boss, and dealing with my hyperglaucemic kids, my husband decided to tell me he get’s better morning coffee at the police station.
That’s when I pulled out my Johnny Seven and said ”you might want to call them and tell them to bring an extra cup for you”.
Lmao.
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7:44 W A R M B E A N F L A V O R
I love the implication that the beans are literally _still_ _warm_ despite days at least since being roasted.
*J A P A N E S A B O I. J A P A N E S A G I R L*
Warm Bean Flavor ?
😂
@@Adam0Null warm bean flavour. 💀
All of these ads are brilliant. Bring them back
My dad wouldn't let my sister drive until she'd learned to change a tire, 1962.
AND change the oil. Yup.
Robert Payne and drive a stick.
Most dudes cant even do that nowadays.
@@gregoryfreeman9073 hahaha sad but so true!
good man!
I would absolutely buy the Jonny seven gun, no one could stop me
Why doesnt the military invest on such powerful weapons
Yeah.. it has a grenade launcher, shoots like a tommy gun, and has a hand gun in it. Its a wonder its no longer around..
I wish I had a real one of them
I had one. It was badass. Crawled under bushes in camo suit and helmet. And when all the firearms ran out of ammo, there was a bayonet so you could stab the enemy! Hell yeah!
You couldn't pass the proposed background check.
Funny thing they had no idea we’d be watching this on a pocket sized computer in the future.
Is it weird to feel nostalgic for commercials that are older than I am?
For me I have a weird sense of external nostalgia thinking about how my Mom must have saw these because for me it's like peering into another world she was a part of.
Pre OTT political correctness was a golden age for humanity.
Yes, don't stop
Nope
The woman was really upset that her husband didn't like her coffee. If I told my wife her coffee was terrible she'd say make your own damn coffee then.
You are therefore a very lucky man on two counts.
1. You have a wife.
2. She is willing to make coffee.
Then she would public shame you on Twitter
I take a fryin pan to my bf's head. If he ever told me my coffee stink. 😂
@@kirarasmom4274 Lol hope he likes the coffee at the hospital.
@@kirarasmom4274 no i
Instant coffee will NEVER taste like fresh brewed. I imagine back then it tasted like tar
Think it’s funny they call it fresh perked , though it makes sense because they usually used percolators 😂
That was the era of crappy processed food that destroyed your body but was only ¢15
All coffee in this country tasted like shit until the late 90s
@@thesherlockhound Not a lot has changed then, except for the price.
@@davekp6773 We're much more health conscious today. Back then, doctors recommended people with sleeping disorders to smoke. Old Coke commercials used to tell women that drinking Coke would make them more attractive. Nowadays, you couldn't get away with any of that, which is a good thing. Also, technically minimum wage was way less then, so really prices haven't changed.
I'm old enough to remember some of these commercials. A lot of these commercials were considered stupid even back then. Commercials back then were considered stupid, in that everyone expected them to be stupid.
blindandwatching Glad to hear some people had common sense😂
blindandwatching yes, and we didn’t treat ‘brands’ with absurd reverence like they do now.
@@reasonrestored9116 do you reckon people were happier and less sensitive?
For being that old you surely join youtube pretty early!
Michael Zootlegger Learn English
To this day there are woman who dont know how to change tires, but there is also men who dont know how. If you are never taught something, how can you learn.
I've never met a woman that knows how to change a tyre.
@@aldunlop4622 Dude, where do you live??
@@thephonepersonally What's that got to do with anything?
@@aldunlop4622 Did you ask every women you met if they knew how to change a tire?
@@CarolMortensen-e2b Yes, I get them to complete a questionnaire. Dumb question.
Imagine how terrible Carol's coffee must have been if Folgers was an improvement 😂 no wonder he told it to her straight lol
What the hell was she doing to it? Even if you’re using a percolator, just follow the directions.
Okay. This comment was a knee slapper!!!
Folger's INSTANT - you could use that for rat poison.
@@sideshowbob bs selfentiled
Folders was an improvement over the burnt ,percolate crap in most household. Drip machines and Starbucks were a ways off.
That Johnny Seven gun looked dope. I imagine every kid wanted that after seeing that commercial
I want one now
@@anon1728 same bro
Ngl even as a grown adult I want one 😂
Has one shown up on Pawn Stars yet?
I want that after seeing the commercial!
"Gosh Fred, I hate to see them work so hard." "Let's go in back where we can't see them!" LOL
Right? XD XD
It’s still true 💀
I think this one was ironic though.
I used to hate when Wilma and Betty would be looking for them with a club in their hands. Now I get it. Lol
This is why I smoke winstons
7:04 shut up this one is hilarious and needs to be aired again this moment.
The irony is what's on television and movies today would have been considered too sexual, too violent and too morbid back then.
... and it is.
@@aloysiusdevanderabercrombi470 need help getting back in the wheelchair, gramps?
@@antipsychotic451try harder
@@aloysiusdevanderabercrombi470truth
@@pd9935 you should try harder to stand up, wheels.
"This flat tire needs a man."
So do I.
I don't think your flatness can be fixed that easily though...
(i'm jkjk)
Nurse Pineapple dont you have Goodyear?
As do I.
I work roadside assistance 90% of people can't even change a tire both men and women
100% can..90% don't need to as they have a roadside assistance man
That Johnny 7 gun was badass, not gonna lie. 😂
Seriously!
Yeah
I feel like the game who made it was like "You know what fuck it just shove a pistol, grenade, and machine gun into this rifle."
Agreed! My brother would have loved that thing. That was really cool to watch.
7 guns in one is baddd azz
That gun looks sick ngl
Fred: They sure work hard don't they Barney?
Barney: Yeah, I hate to see 'em work so hard
Fred: Ehh, let's go around back where we can't see 'em
LOL
Bill Halbert that's so in character for them though and that's why I like that commercial
No doubt. I grew up watching the Flinstones and that's another reason I thought it was so funny.
The Flintstones was an adult sitcom that originally aired at 8:30 PM on Friday nights. It was never meant for kids.
Bill Halbert Lol this part came on when I scrolled down to your comment
Dawn Slater Bugs Bunny also was meant for adults
Imagine nuking an entire country twice and then clowning them in a kool-aid commercial 10 years later
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Spoil of victory.
The entire country wasnt nuked. Two cities were nuked.
God bless America
@@Garbageeater9988 :#
I heard that a French boy once killed a whole nazi troop with the Johnny Seven gun
Phyllis Vance Noice
Phyllis
I would like to say that I like the kool ale aid gina falbo .
One man army right there
WHATS UP PHYLLIS
Actually he surrendered first, then he massacred everyone.
I'm sorry but that KoolAid commercial is freakin hilarious