*Stewie voice* "Well this is exciting. Just like that party at Jerma's House when he was trying to impress that girl." *cutaway to party at jerma's house* jerma: "hey hey hey! You're causing a ruckus here lady, it's about time you left!" Party crasher lady: "OK. *walks into toilet and takes clogging dump* have fun cleaning that up" Jerma: "All right everybody out! Out now! Except you, you can stay *pointing towards Princess peach*"
Jerma is a man in his mid 30s who, in front of STADIUMS worth of people, desperately attempted and failed to seduce recreations of fictional women to clear a purely hypothetical debt that was created because he didn’t hit an enemy in a video game. The ludicrousness of Jerma’s internet existence hits you like a truck sometimes
This is like that time Petah was watching jerma985 with a mechanical keyboard *cutaway to Lois trying to concentrate on a book while Peter is on the computer with headphones* EHEHEHEHEHEH *tack* plus *tack* two *tack* enter EHEHEHEHE oh that one wasn't so funny *tack* minus *tack* two *tack* enter
The idea of Gatsby immediately breaking his cool facade the SECOND Daisy shows up and screaming "GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU PIECES OF SHIT" until he can reach her makes that entire section of the video ten times funnier
Ok but "internet personality becomes meg's friend, lois is attracted to him, peter has to stop it and wears a bear suit at some point" is probably an episode pitch Seth McFarlane is yet to deliver
@@molybdenumrose That's just the choice delay that happens when chat spams too many commands. Lately, some troll is making him brap all over the place.
jerma when left alone has a tendency to throw an entire block party in order to flirt with one person and then tell everyone to leave. this results in an altercation that leaves his toilet broken
>Want to marry Peach >Throw a huge party hoping she'll show up >Threaten and insult everyone who stands in your way >April 2021, the Clogged Toilet Incident.
In true family guy style it would end with Jerma in a bloody pulp and Peter being like 'well at least no one else got hurt' and there would be a dramatic zoom out with lois like 'no peetah is right, we've been through a lot in this family and I think maybe we should learn a thing or two'
I hope this video has the part where he threw a giant ass party and told the chick to get out and she took a giant dump, broke his toilet, and was the last person to leave said party
43:27 The most surreal moment I've ever experienced in 20 years of life on this planet... Twitch streamer Jerma woohooing Peach from Super Mario Bros. as himself in the Sims while singing Chug Jug With You just to get out of virtual debt.
The original Sims really was all jank, right down to the comic sans "paused" text. But nothing is more satisfying than watching Jerma yelling at himself.
I'm sure that when jerma "drinks water", he just juggles his belly infront of his microphone to make the glugg sound for his own pleasure of fooling all of us.
totally should’ve let the Caramel outro run a bit longer, we miss the end of her arc where she gets sent to military school after missing the bus; heartbreaking
This reminds me of the time this crazy guy named "Jeremy" came to my house and started dancing, singing "chug jug with me" on my bed while eating Oreos. Weirdest day of my life .
@@JacobKinsley Some folks might argue that if we REALLY TRULY cared for the harlequin streamer man then we wouldn't make a farce out of his funeral, but *DOY DOY DOY DOY DOY*
Jerma recreating the entire griffin household off stream without saying anything about it until it just shows up hours into playing the game is such an incredible move
Imagine if he got a hold of the sims 2, it’s the same goofiness as the sims 1, but you’ve got generations and so much stuff can happen- like feeding your neighbors to a cow plant. 100% recommend
Jerma's funeral is going to be an endurance test where fans can show up to try to make it through every act and the last fan standing becomes the next Jerma like Sheogorath in the Elder Scrolls games
fuck im high and i think i just accidentally cast jerma sims 1 to my brothers tv and didnt notice until over halfway thru lmao, i hope his infant daughter enjoyed the 25 minutes of brain corruption. gotta start em off early in life i guess
@@hollyfelis4197 probably not, as long as it is unrelated to the amazon strike. Pat Gill talked about the Polygon union occassionally on his stream iirc.
I can't believe he played this game for hours upon hours, and never realized the BRIGHT FLASHING NEED SYMBOL above their head tells you what they need to be in the mood for advances. She was never having fun, he always just wanted to talk. ;--;
@@dogwithabeard2612 I'm sorry your flimsy fan ruined your paint. Having all that warm water drench over you while you're lost in thought is awesome. Very self reflecting and creative moments in the brain dawgs during that time.
@@dogwithabeard2612 I read this comment less than an hour after I read a comment on a jerma house flipper stream where someone said 'Who the fuck has tiles in their bathroom? Paint is better in every way possible' and I was too busy having an aneurysm to argue
Jerma realizing he always reads the worst chat messages is a real fourth wall moment. He might find out hes streaming at this rate.
He can never know.
Season 5 of jerma will be the redpill arc.
@@carto4028 the based character arc
Jerma being in a Truman Show situation has never occured to me but is a very welcome thought.
@@carto4028 Out of the Mojave desert and into the DESERT OF THE REAL.
*Peter’s voice*
“Holy crap Lois, this reminds me of that one time I met the Scout from TF2”
“Holy crap Lois is that a wild Shpee nest?!?”
You know it's the scout because Jerma shouldn't be as tall as Peter Griffin
"is that sus guy?"
*Stewie voice* "Well this is exciting. Just like that party at Jerma's House when he was trying to impress that girl."
*cutaway to party at jerma's house* jerma: "hey hey hey! You're causing a ruckus here lady, it's about time you left!"
Party crasher lady: "OK. *walks into toilet and takes clogging dump* have fun cleaning that up"
Jerma: "All right everybody out! Out now! Except you, you can stay *pointing towards Princess peach*"
Jerma is a man in his mid 30s who, in front of STADIUMS worth of people, desperately attempted and failed to seduce recreations of fictional women to clear a purely hypothetical debt that was created because he didn’t hit an enemy in a video game. The ludicrousness of Jerma’s internet existence hits you like a truck sometimes
some people call it L O R E
The debt is real
there’s nothing HYPOTHETICAL about monetary commitment
@@cptdalek1711 you're hypotetical
@@fgrcdefeatkiller7724 You're hypoallergenic
jerma is a real life sim that broke out of the computer
So basically sims 4 meme house Jerma was the canon Jerma all along
Sounds about right
That just makes a bit too much sense tbh.
@@ImmaLittlePip jerma 98REAL
yeah but sims can't eat a whole sleeve of oreos and throw up in their mother's bed
"Petah, I cheated on you with that sus guy from next door"
"Holy crap Lois, you mean the guy that beat Dark Souls 3 ON STREAM?"
You mean the guy that died to pinwheel
This is like that time Petah was watching jerma985 with a mechanical keyboard
*cutaway to Lois trying to concentrate on a book while Peter is on the computer with headphones* EHEHEHEHEHEH *tack* plus *tack* two *tack* enter EHEHEHEHE oh that one wasn't so funny *tack* minus *tack* two *tack* enter
This is literally just like Gatsby throwing parties to attract Daisy Buchanan but its jerma insulting people until he can make his way to peach
Why am I now just realizing Gatsby is basically a literary simp?
@@Sigh95 Gatsby is the epitome of the simp archetype
The idea of Gatsby immediately breaking his cool facade the SECOND Daisy shows up and screaming "GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU PIECES OF SHIT" until he can reach her makes that entire section of the video ten times funnier
what's up with the great gatsby references. ive seen a few on completely different websites now. is it in school curriculums again?
@@mongrel_97 it's because literary analysis is for cool guys
I have literally never seen Family Guy but I'm slowly piecing together what the show is like through Jerma's baffling references
Spiderman dies
Meg is the only good character
@@JacobKinsley stewie
literally me with Saw
@@ColonelCactus89 GAS
Ok but "internet personality becomes meg's friend, lois is attracted to him, peter has to stop it and wears a bear suit at some point" is probably an episode pitch Seth McFarlane is yet to deliver
considering they did an episode where chris and peter get married so peter can inherit his money, i wouldnt be shocked.
Jerma is a living Sim. Chat is pulling his strings and he’ll never be free
and sometimes he just doesn't do what you're telling him to. Rapidly mashing "play next game" but he wont stop doing "Pick up item"
@@molybdenumrose That's just the choice delay that happens when chat spams too many commands. Lately, some troll is making him brap all over the place.
Sims have a green thing above their heads
Jerma is Mr. Green
COINCIDENCE?????
Jerma must be kept in the simulation. You remember the lives lost last time he woke up. He must be kept asleep he must be kept.....distracted....
"and incase i dont see you, good coffee, good cheetos, good chicken"
jerma when left alone has a tendency to throw an entire block party in order to flirt with one person and then tell everyone to leave. this results in an altercation that leaves his toilet broken
That entire scene was very Gatsby-esque
>Want to marry Peach
>Throw a huge party hoping she'll show up
>Threaten and insult everyone who stands in your way
>April 2021, the Clogged Toilet Incident.
@@terribleivan1475 Jerma reinventing the wheel to run himself over
this happened in jermas dollhouse wtf
i fell asleep watching this video and had a dream where i had a husband and he kept telling me that i’d never be as good as lois griffin.
That was Jerma
Jerma in disguise
This is actually the funniest comment I've seen on TH-cam since like 2013, congratulations.
You married Jerma, lucky.
@@KoboldCloaca what comment did you see in 2013????
"No no no I'm never doing that"
-Man who spent the next 6 hours doing just that
Literally every jerma stream
*the thought of jerma in family guy scares me.*
Unbelievably cursed
'ey lois, check it out! It's the "impostor is sus" guy! hehehehehehhe
In true family guy style it would end with Jerma in a bloody pulp and Peter being like 'well at least no one else got hurt' and there would be a dramatic zoom out with lois like 'no peetah is right, we've been through a lot in this family and I think maybe we should learn a thing or two'
I really hope it happens some day
The thought of family guy in general scares me
I hope this video has the part where he threw a giant ass party and told the chick to get out and she took a giant dump, broke his toilet, and was the last person to leave said party
25:46
Yes
CLASSIC Sims
It would make a good copypasta.
and after she shit and broke the toilet chat was divided between saying that she was gross and telling jerma to romance her
that thumbnail is SURREAL
NO. FRIGGIN. WAY. ARE YOU THE GUY WHO BEAT DARK SOULS 3 ON STREAM?
@@MrElephants100 LOIS GET OUT HERE, IT'S THE GUY THAT BEAT DARK SOULS ON STREAM!
@@copyrightstrike4666 OH MY GAHD petah you werent kidding!
Jerms getting the relationship to 100 then IMMEDIATELY going for the extreme tickle almost killed me
Jerma making that "Peter isn't in Fortnite" joke aged like fine wine now that he's confirmed for it
YES IKR
like milk you mean
Holy crap lois, famous e-clown and director of the rat movie series showed up at our house. That kinda reminds me of that one time I almost went bald…
This game is actual torture, holy shit
Most of the sims are.
Sleep/eat/shower/piss for 24 hours a day
it's a solid mirror into the mind numbing grind that makes up the majority of any given day's activities
@@dopaminecloud Ever since Covid daily life really has turned into The Sims. Too bad we can't motherlode our bank accounts.
Holy shit that intro was both an ACTUAL family guy joke and exactly what happened for HOURS during this stream. Very well done
TRUW
Haha it was the perfect clip in so many ways
43:27 The most surreal moment I've ever experienced in 20 years of life on this planet...
Twitch streamer Jerma woohooing Peach from Super Mario Bros. as himself in the Sims while singing Chug Jug With You just to get out of virtual debt.
Singing it completely off-rhythm too.
And then his triumphant "That's 500 Million off the debt. I win." afterwards just rounds it out.
Why is it that Jerma gambles at every opportunity he gets
In another life, I’m sure he was a real Mr. Green
Whenever jerma sees an opportunity to gamble he temporarily turns into the greedy grinner, and if he keeps going the Mr. Greenz persona surfaces.
"Get up, go to the bathroom, and go be a doctor" He is so inspirational
The original Sims really was all jank, right down to the comic sans "paused" text. But nothing is more satisfying than watching Jerma yelling at himself.
“Hey lois remembah the time i turned off my computah with my toe?”
"did I turn the computer off with my toe"
"Petah come to bed"
No Lois I just turned off the fu-"
Someone needs to start keeping tabs on all the shit Jerma wants done at his funeral so we know what we need to do and not to do
Jerma has actually already died, and the universe was only created to satisfy all his wishes for his funeral
@@bornofpixels true, he actually died on Wednesday, January 23, 2019 at 7:43 P.M.
39:50
The most raw visceral scream I have ever heard from another living being
36:50
24:27
Warrior spearing through his chest from behind
@@Jackfromshack that's just scout
If you change "Seem's" to "Sims", you fix the title error and get a joke out of it.
@KruzSTUDIO apostlephobe
Million dollars to the debt for that one
what’s with jerma and giving his personas gambling addictions
Makes them relatable to him
He lives in Vegas
Dr Elbertson & Mr Green.
@@quagernag This is a good comment
@@quagernag god tier comment
1:19 He says "if" I'm dead. There's a chance that Jerma may not die.
14:10 well then
oh boy i cant wait to watch this hell stream again
what is your pfp it looks familiar
@@fucker9002 Ena
@@fucker9002 funny yellow blue man
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd they cut the best part out.
@@anentiresleeveoforeos2087 it's a girl lol
39:50 scout tf2 backstab scream
"It's the same person! The same person showed up twice!"
-Excerpt from "Adult Man's Remarks Upon Seeing Identical Twins for the First Time"
14:10
Little did Jerma know just how badly this would age….
I'm sure that when jerma "drinks water", he just juggles his belly infront of his microphone to make the glugg sound for his own pleasure of fooling all of us.
Thats actually true, he doesnt drink water at all, his only sustenance is huel™️
He only drinks BrainFluud
"Hey Lois, remember that time I threw up an entire sleeve of Oreos on my mother's bed?"
There's something very strangely funny about seeing Sim Jerma make a friend, then immediately molest them and lose that friend.
Holy freakin’ crap Lois! It’s famous streamer Jerma985!
From SERVERS
totally should’ve let the Caramel outro run a bit longer, we miss the end of her arc where she gets sent to military school after missing the bus; heartbreaking
I can’t believe he predicted Peter in Fortnite
"sims can no longer start streaming naked"
This reminds me of the time this crazy guy named "Jeremy" came to my house and started dancing, singing "chug jug with me" on my bed while eating Oreos. Weirdest day of my life .
I sure hope this “Jeremy” guy didn’t throw up a whole sleeve of it all over your bed
@@Outta_sights occupational hazard
i heard that same Jeremy guy was after the imposter when they are sus
joshua
Can’t Wait For The Family Guy Bit Where Peter Calls Jerma Short For 2 Minutes
10*
14:10 this aged like fine FINE wine
I love that trying to woo Lois is just ruining his life
Sad to think that he didn't knew he was streaming...
If Jerma did some live standup comedy his opening statement would be "so... airline food" and then he'd be dragged offstage
Jerma should go on Kill Tony show next time they land in Vegas (or whatever imaginary town he claims to live these days to leave fake clues for us)
Funny that Herma predicted that Peter Griffin would be added in fortnite two years ago at 14:08
Missed opportunity to title this "Sims today, that all you see"
That misspelling of "seems" bothers me more than it should
@@baaaldur They’re doing it on purpose. To MESS with us.
@@jeremytitus9519
you got FAMILY GUY TROLLED
@@blackshirts_and_breads you got no idea how much that GRINDS MY GEARS
14:12 didn't age so well...
I want to know the amount of hours Jerma took to make the entire griffin house and family to that level of detail
Knowing the sims 1 probably 2
i assumed he downloaded it, unless that wasnt a thing in sims 1
@@mikotoh It's not a thing
@@JacobKinsley jesus christ
@@mikotoh to be fair we all dedicated ourselves to weirder things as a kid.
Not that jerma is a kid but you get the point.
"Holy crap Lois! It's famous Twitch streamer Jerimiah Nine Hundred and Eighty Five!"
27:37 A missed -2 joke opportunity to call one of the Mario Bros for plumbing
14:09 didnt age well lol
I literally had to learn the doy doy doy thing incase I ever end up at Jermas funeral
Every jermamite will all doy out at once.
Jerma's family: who the fuck are you guys, what are you doing here
Fans pouring into the church: *DOY DOY DOY DOY DOY*
@@JacobKinsley Some folks might argue that if we REALLY TRULY cared for the harlequin streamer man then we wouldn't make a farce out of his funeral, but *DOY DOY DOY DOY DOY*
Jerma recreating the entire griffin household off stream without saying anything about it until it just shows up hours into playing the game is such an incredible move
If chug jug does not win at the awards for best singing this year I will absolutely lose it
Imagine if he got a hold of the sims 2, it’s the same goofiness as the sims 1, but you’ve got generations and so much stuff can happen- like feeding your neighbors to a cow plant. 100% recommend
Or finding out about the sliders glitch
@@Houndoom97akabranflakes Yeah, like becoming one big nose or the cheat that makes you abnormally tall and skinny.
"imagine taking a shower for an hour" haha yah, what kind of weirdo would do that haha...
I want somebody to make a list of things Jerma wants done at his funeral.
Jerma's funeral is going to be an endurance test where fans can show up to try to make it through every act and the last fan standing becomes the next Jerma like Sheogorath in the Elder Scrolls games
As Jerma would say, There must always be a Lich King
This reminds me of the time the joker pulled out his comically long gun and shot the batmobile
The cut at 9:38 that goes from Jerma describing his own schedule instantly to gambling is so brilliant. Bravo editors.
This 45 minute video cannot possibly convey just how long and arduous this whole ordeal was
him saying it wasnt peter who ended up in the game is so funny in hindsight
Can't believe you didn't name this It Sims Today, That All You See
“Aww jeez this is more awkward den da time I used the bathroom at Jerma’s house.”
almost instantly clicked "Not Interested" on this video because of the family guy thumbnail lmao
cute streamer makes viewers fall in love
fuck im high and i think i just accidentally cast jerma sims 1 to my brothers tv and didnt notice until over halfway thru lmao, i hope his infant daughter enjoyed the 25 minutes of brain corruption. gotta start em off early in life i guess
baby sensory videos...
TRADE UNIONIST twitch streamer goes on EXTREMIST RANT on the WORKING CONDITIONS of HOUSE CLEANERS
Syndicalism is alive and well I see
@@gordonf5553 and I’m here for it! The Union makes us strong! Viva la Revolución!
@@hollyfelis4197 I hope not, but I wouldn’t be surprised considering it’s owned Amazon
@@hollyfelis4197 probably not, as long as it is unrelated to the amazon strike. Pat Gill talked about the Polygon union occassionally on his stream iirc.
I can't believe he played this game for hours upon hours, and never realized the BRIGHT FLASHING NEED SYMBOL above their head tells you what they need to be in the mood for advances.
She was never having fun, he always just wanted to talk.
;--;
I played this game all the time as a kid and never realised this but it makes so much sense as to why it made my time playing this game so difficult
14:15 Peter stop, you gonna trigger a canon event please.
14:14 if only he knew...
...Is violence on Jerma's streams, and zex on TV
"Go to the bathroom and go be a doctor"
My parents
When he sang the song I cried out in pain
love The Sims streams so much - imo Jerma is at his best when there's constant chaos happening in the game lol
I love how his sim's headshot picture on the bottom looks like doomguy
14:12 aged beautifully
Jerma morphing into the sims version of Gatsby looking for Peach is the content I need
Taking a shower for an hour?
Whaaaat? Who would do that?
*looks around erratically
“It took him like an hour to turn around and get out of bed.”
Me, every single day.
Both Jeremy and Peach wanted to kiss each other but neither one wanted to be kissed. How does that work?
Sims 1 hot date literally ruined the relationship system it was so poorly planned
10:56 Family members when they hear you spend your day off actually enjoying yourself
I especially loved the part when Jerma spent 3 hours trying to date Louis.
...Is violence in movies and zerking on streams.
this stream was like watching a sim (jerma) play the sims in the sims
Holy crap Lois, it's the sussiest guy in the world
That scream at 39:50 was the most genuine anger I've heard from Jerma
I love that the peter griffin sleeping in stewies bed because lois was mad was an actual thing that happened in the show
14:10 this did not age well
The idea of throwing a party and each person bringing their pet and letting them just run around is actually insane
i fucking love jermas streams it feels like hes constantly on the precipice of a mental breakdown
Jerma i know who would take a shower for an hour.
Me,
I do.
That whole bit were he was doing impressions of family guy characters made him sound like a genuine maniac
Holy freakin crap lois, this video is epic!
Yeah dude i totally get what your putting down man!
the seth mcfarlane singing bit is so god damn accurate
I always imagine Jerma's characters as different versions of himself and it's honestly quite nightmarish
11:36 Hour long showers are pog though
The goddamn paint melted off my bathroom walls because the fan in my bathroom broke. 1 hour showers ruined my bathroom. Fuck you.
@@dogwithabeard2612 I'm sorry your flimsy fan ruined your paint. Having all that warm water drench over you while you're lost in thought is awesome. Very self reflecting and creative moments in the brain dawgs during that time.
@@dogwithabeard2612 I read this comment less than an hour after I read a comment on a jerma house flipper stream where someone said 'Who the fuck has tiles in their bathroom? Paint is better in every way possible' and I was too busy having an aneurysm to argue