"You're just another white guy that people ship with his friend because they think it's kawaii" not only did he roast himself, he also roasted the entire fandom.
I think that's what makes this so enjoyable. Because not only did he drag himself but he also dragged the different facets of the phandom (shippers and non shippers alike).
I'm going back and reliving the days where I was obsessed with Dan & Phil, FNaF, The Sims, Markiplier, My Chemical Romance, and Panic! At the Disco Such simpler times
I just came back to this after 7 years, and the way I rapped Dan's diss track infront of my whole school for a talent show... the way I didn't know what his lyrics meant back then
it's been two months and we get a two minute video... BUT THIS VIDEO WAS SO WORTH THE TWO MONTHS ITS LIKE A GIFT FROM GOD HIMSELF MY FACE IS CLEAR MY EYELASHES GOT LONGER AND 12.3 YEARS HAVE BEEN ADDED TO MY LIFETIME BLESS THIS VIDEO
6 YEARS Later and I can RECITE this from memory. If I had put this much effort in school, my future would look...brighter than the black hole it currently is. This video also hits differently this year after we've seen stand-up comedian Dan's crush list, so hey, kudos on that Daniel! (My brain also likes to randomly start reciting this very late at night when I can't sleep, so I'm not really sure how my sleep paralysis demon is doing 🙃)
Phanisreal It’s my ringtone, so it doesn’t really help me make friends, because I never pick up the phone.... because I want to listen to the song.....
He still hasn't adressed the furry thing.
he renounced it on twitter lol
(after sonic happened)
@SQ38 👏👏
XDD
Yeontan's SugaDaddy he renounced it lmao
i fucking love your username
but when the world needed him most... he vanished
Now all we need is some sand and a dead bush
Please 😭😭😭
@@floorboards8607 LMFAOOO
For real though
fr
remember when we thought a month was long wow
ugh I know right
Yep
Lol
Lol. hi from the future ✨
we’re still here
why are we all coming back to this in quarantine
The present is scary our comforting emo past is reassuring
Because he still brings me joy and I miss him.
Because we need him
It was stuck in my head
I suddenly remembered it and I had to
NOT ONLY DID HE ROAST HIMSELF BUT ALSO THE ENTIRE PHANDOM
DANG THATS TRUE
such offend
so the entire phandom XD
+_Fantasy_ _World_ More people who don't get the irony of this tag...
IKR AND HE'S THE LEADER
2 years later and I’m still shook
Same
Kelly McMahan SAME
Same
Same sis
Kelly McMahan honestly same
2016 Dan: Disappears every month
2020 Dan: Doesn't exist
but he coming back
@MEGHAN COX good ones or bad ones?
@MEGHAN COX same
@@danger_gays6577 wait is he actually coming back?
@@jamescoule3409 yea
my patd/fob/d&p phase was horrible... but do i miss it? yes. 100% yes
Fob?
@@lacilee5383 fall out boy :)
that phase of my life was the last time i felt genuine happiness
Omg same.
At least you didn’t get into the cult of a fandom mcr
2016 Dan: * Goes a month without uploading *
2019 Dan: Pathetic
XD IM WHEEZING
Yes
A year without uploading he comes out with a flag
iCocoDee0 dnjsdj
iCocoDee0 BITCH I YODELED
”4 videos a year” WE WISH
honestly tho. dan was like "bitch, 4 videos a year? pathetic. let's do one"
Elin lol
Lmao
ISHAKDHSKEHAK YOU WENT THERE
Elin oof
three years later I still know every single word to this
SAMEE
Phat mood
It's going to be 2020 in about a month and I still am here singing this
Me too haha
melodicmew sameee
"wtf even is your sexuality?"
that aged nicely
two years later and this is still a bop
I know I've watched it so many times by now that I need to stop but I can't
this will always be a bop
three... uploaded on 2016... 2017. 2018. 2019. dumbass
it's almost four now and this comment is still valid
3 years later and we want it on spotify
"Phil, pose on the bed with a flower crown"
"..Why?"
"Cause I said so it's FOR THE INTERNET"
blackhighlights5 that was actually from a video so he didn't have ever to have him do that, but that's what I used to think 😂
Rachel Tried does stuff what video?
probably accurate
1000 likes
*GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT*
"You're just another white guy that people ship with his friend because they think it's kawaii" not only did he roast himself, he also roasted the entire fandom.
I think that's what makes this so enjoyable. Because not only did he drag himself but he also dragged the different facets of the phandom (shippers and non shippers alike).
+AeroDymand septiplier is the best ship in all of existence...
+AmazingKay Septiplier away!!
+Jessica Smith RobertIDK? XD
+AmazingKay true
i’ve never realised how genuinely smart these lyrics are lmao
Ikr lol it amazes me
And the rhythm is so good! Like I’m impressed
Who's here after his new video and very proud of him
I am! :)
Me!!!!
Yes my dude
Yess
Subscribe to AmazingPhil I am
16 months later and i’m still shook
I keep on coming back to watch this
Krai yaaasss
Relateable
Same
story of my life
Back here after only getting four vids in a year
Lol
me too :/
Reminiscing on all the good times
Ikr
I wish
I came back because of the dnp games revival and I have to say this is my roman empire
Saaammmeeee
I CAME BACK AFTER HE REFERENCED IT IN THEIR NEW ROBLOX VID I ALMSOT FORGOT THIS EXISTED but wow i remember it so clearly now
omg....me too. Cause when he said the first line, i wanted to see if i still had it memorized lol @@KLlave-vp2iu
I still remember every word lol
Infodump to me about this I wanna know all there is to know
A year without uploading he comes... OUT??
Omg yes
Yes
skskkskasksksk
]
Yes 😂👏👏👏👏
ACH YES I LOVE HIM
“If you wanna watch four videos a year” *sigh* it’s sad because it’s now true
Amelia R more like 3 ;-;
Sighhhhh
Right?! “A month without uploading”... Now its been six!😂 Dan’s been a busy boy though so it’s understandable.
Amelia R true :(
Nice name
he is a shockingly good rapper for a british white guy that sounds like christopher robin
Cait Rose lmao
OMG YES
Eeeeyyyy!! He doesn't even need to rast himself while you're around 😂😂
I haven’t laughed so much in a long time this comment is amazing
Cait Rose watch Boyinaband
After 5 years without uploading he comes back with Dan and Phil Games
TODAY IS OFFICIALLY DAN HOWELL DAY
Yes
Yis
AGREED
Yes
You el And it will be every year!!
WHY TILL THIS DAY I CAN STILL RAP TO EVERY SINGLE LINE WITHOUT HAVING HEARED IT IN YEARS I-
SAME
RIGHT?!?!?!?!
ITS SCARY
same
me too it's kinda fun
A month later and I'm still shook
SAAAAMMMMEEE
SAMMMEEEEEE
+edplayz321 me
Do we have problems?NAAAAAHHHHH.
Shook
Shock what has the English language come too
🙃
I'm going back and reliving the days where I was obsessed with Dan & Phil, FNaF, The Sims, Markiplier, My Chemical Romance, and Panic! At the Disco
Such simpler times
Bro I’m not even reliving. 😂 I’m still living it!!
pls me too 😭
Midlife crisis (only really plan on living to 52 :)
When you’ve watched this so much that the “fast part” isn’t even fast anymore
Jessica honestlyyyy
To true..
I see your account all the time omg
Meee
i tried so hard but.. uh.. it's impossible😞
I wonder how Dan asked Phil to pose for a that......... He probably asked Phil if he could record him like one of his French men
THIS COMMENT
I am proud that this comment is on the internet
Draw me like one of you French girls Jack
Probably tbh
Refrences
this entire song was just you stating why we love you so much
Danakin Skywalker ikr
Danakin Skywalker oh hi love ur profile picture
Amy Jøseph-Dun+ Danakin Skywalker
I live both of your profile pictures.
Smøl Bean DERPY DAN OVERLOAD HECK
Danakin Skywalker YEP
Dan’s slogan for his Chanel should be:
Daniel Howell. New videos every year
Its almost been 2 years without him posting and im s a d
@@moonbowexe HES BACK, HES ALIVE
I've seen this video over 10 times and all I can think of is that i desperately want the bloopers
Omg yes!
Imagine how many times he messed up the "Reasons Why Dan's A Fail" part
Yaaaaaaas!!!
I had watched dan's livestream on YouNow and he basically said the entire thing was a blooper
I was just about to say that lol |-/
WHY HAVE I ONLY JUST NOTICED THAT DJ HOWELL IS HIS INITIALS : DJ Howell - Daniel James Howell **sound of my mind blowing**
WHOAHHHHHHHHH
HOLY CRAP YASSSS
Illuminati confirmed
What do you mean Howell it's Lester 😋😋😋
you're genius
a YEAR without uploading he COMES OUT with a FLAG🏳️🌈
Hell yeah
FRICK YEP
that’s amazing
Fatema Alhawaj honestly this deserves more likes
This great
Can someone make this but replace the “reason why dans a fail” section with WAP
The gobble me swallow me part-
@@moonbowexe Yes
OMG PLZ
This dude is the only TH-camr that actually roasted himself properly.
vv true
And then Gabbie Hanna now that was deep tho
Her second roast was C R I S P Y
The Josh Pieters one was great too
Gabbies blew me away tbh her and Dan man
DJ Howell
Daniel James Howell
I've noticed this before. He missed a very good opportunity.
I DIDNT NOTICE THIS UNTIL HOLY CRAP
Yas!!!
jimena mendez WHOA
His Dad was a DJ, coincidence, I THINK NOT!
When you've literally memorized all the lyrics to this...
Same
who hasn't honestly
i'm currently in the process of doing that
A MONTH WITHOUT UPLOADING...
AllTimeFallOutAtTheChemicalDisco HE COMES BACK WITH A TAG
It is 2023. I'm an adult. Why can I still sing the whole thing
painfully real
I’m 25 and have a whole child but here I am, back again.
I've seen this more than I've seen my own dad
same
same here
same
same
Yeah same xD
dan might not be on fire but this diss track is
and his computer screen
emmaboo miles Mckenna
emmaboo miles Mckenna
emmaboo
daDDY MILES
WHY DO YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS
He dropped the beat so hard 3000 people missed the like button.
The Smart Cookie nah man they liked it so much they liked it upside down
So I came back after the new d&d games vid and I still know all the lyrics. Why is this like a core memory
A year without uploading he comes back- hoLY shITTTTT wHATTTTTT 🏳️🌈
Out*
He comes back with a FLAG
@@autumnschwiederowski3273 rainbow flag of gayness is the one he has
A year without uploading he come back with a flag🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
aaand doesn't come back
Who else constantly listens to this even though it's 2018?
That is SOO me I think that is all of Dan's (and phil's) fans honestly.
I watch this everyday
this video is the reason why i'm still alive
Animal Lover76 MEEEE
me tfff
Future kid: Mom, can you sing me a lullaby?
Me: okay *clears throat*
Me: A month without uploading he comes back with a tag...
Same though. XD
+Kylie Erward u tried to be funny but it didn't work
+The Phandom Cant Escape Us I know, right?
+Tabitha Howlter It works perfect for a lullaby, don't you think ;)
+Dil Howlter Oh, Yes! This can be our song ^_^
“4 videos a year.” yeah right were lucky to get even one
WHY DOES DAN LOW-KEY HAVE BARS THOUGH I'M SCREAMING
OMG YOUR PROFILE PIC IS LIFEU
Profile!!💞💞
I KNOW ITS SCARY. MY EXPECTATIONS WERE SO LOW
I WASNT READY TO BE ATTACKED
IKR SAME
He finally found the right box
Woow 😂
That made me smile thanks
Well now I'm REALLY crafting!
its not blurry for him anymore :)
Omg🤗🤗♥️♥️♥️🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
ITS BEEN *A YEAR*
HOW TIME FLIES
IT FEELS LIKE TWO WEEKS
A YEAR
_A YEAR_
*A YEAR*
*_A YEAR_*
-A YEAR-
InfinityPancakes FDUCUCKOC
IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE STILL WATCHING THIS
Is that a Hamilton pfp? :3
InfinityPancakes Yep :')
I just came back to this after 7 years, and the way I rapped Dan's diss track infront of my whole school for a talent show... the way I didn't know what his lyrics meant back then
you deserve financial compensation
I feel like one day Phil is gonna make a video called Reasons why Dans not a Fail...
Yeah... *iternally screaming*
Omg yess xD
Omg * yes*
Romantic
THIS HAS TO HAPPEN
It hit 10 mil and I don't now if I'm proud or concerned.
Melanite Sakari same.
I’m both
Snape the Loner fair point
*so be concerned*
Sorry.
Proudly concerned
1:27 and now we know.
Yes.
AHAHAHAHAH
666th like
oop
i just came back here after 5 years from the roblox video on danandphilgames and tell me why I apparently still know this whole track by heart
*unironic use of comic sans*
It’s gotten to the point where I just use Comic Sans automatically, partly to see everyone go OH MAH GAWD UNDRTAEL IS CANCER
Or, ya know, ironic, maybe
Susanna M iT wAs a jOke
The backing vocals are just 10/10
Wtf is your profile picture
I can't get over that his cry sounds like Tyler Oakley's laugh
OH MY GOD
iT DOES IM
//SPITS OUT ORANGE JUICE
Oh my god ur so right ahahhaha this deserves 20 k likes tf
ItsJustKage AHHHHHHHHH YOUR SO RIGHT
didn’t expect this absolute banger to be brought out at WERE ALL DOOMED but i’m so glad it was
Youy just witnessed the roasted of spaniel towell
"Oy Spaniel, bring me the ball back!"
i don't know why this made me laugh
I really wanna like this but it has 666 likes so I'm not ruining that.
Leah Partridge whatcha saying about me
Leah Partridge i chocked on my water
I FEEL LIKE THIS HURT ME MORE THAN HIM
SAME
Omg same
fuck yes
SAME HAHA
Ikr
"Phil quick I need you to put on a flower crown and pose seductively on your bed while giving me a thumbs up"
"Why"
"No reason just do it"
Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 😂
Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 69
hOLY COW ITS BEEN A WEEK AND I HAVE 69 LIKES WHUT THE HECK
Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 lol
Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 you just made me really happy
2020: a year without uploading he... he...
HE STILL HASNT COME BACK 😭😭
Its almost been 2 years- currently crafting
Nothing good happend in 2020. Exept Bernie being elected
GUESS WHAT HE'S STILL ALIVE AND OKAY
HE JUST DID
E
99% of these comments are about
'Daniel Howell'
Serploop :D yep😁😂
what about the other 1%
Serploop :D because it's his video... tf
Including this comment
IM YOUR 3,000 LIKEEE
it's been two months and we get a two minute video... BUT THIS VIDEO WAS SO WORTH THE TWO MONTHS ITS LIKE A GIFT FROM GOD HIMSELF MY FACE IS CLEAR MY EYELASHES GOT LONGER AND 12.3 YEARS HAVE BEEN ADDED TO MY LIFETIME BLESS THIS VIDEO
I want to marry This comment
Omg YES
I can't recall a time when I read a more accurate comment than this.
SO TRUE SO SO TRUE
same
Based on your celeb crushes I imagine you are pretty happy with X-Men Apocalypse
lmao
lmao yeah
Woah. I was thinking the same thing. They are both in xmen and just I can't.
That's what Dan's sweet dreams are made of, who is he to disagree?
+jkapplepie BEST COMMENT EVER
it’s only been 3 years? it’s felt like a whole 6 since it’s been release 👁👄👁
4 years
7 🙂
Dan: *posts a serious heartfelt video*
The entire phandom: *is supportive*
the phandom under their breath: *this hits different*
unus annus unus annus
Momento mori (sorry if I spelled it wrong)
would you care to discuss the inevitability of death?
memento mori!
UNUS ANNUS, UNUS ANNUS!
ITS BEEN ONE YEAR SINCE THIS VIDEO WAS POSTED
ITS STILL AMAZING
Like Phil?
Don't worry I see the door.
Just..... No.. ;~; Oh, and close the door behind you.
actual trash nice profile picture you have there 🌚
Molester Moon 🌚🌚🌚
actual trash z
Daniel may not be on fire, but his computer surely is.
Claubasourus Rex MILESSS
Miles is fricking awesome!
Molly F true
Too soon :(
laddy love bugg Sorry. :(
i love that the comment section is just filled with everyone coming back to this years later and we all still know the words
Child: Mum can you sing me a lullaby?
Me: Sure *inhales deeply*
A month without uploading he comes back with a tag
You just made my day, thank you.
Please do
ME.
I would.
I so would! 😂 I love this song
Dan... your diss track is... fire.
(@_@)
is... ON FIRE XD
불타오르네
ikr
Dan this is the best roast yourself challenge I've seen so far 👏👏👏
I like how there’s still recent comments...
InvestedWheat40 “ 1 day ago “
This video never gets enough
Laurs agreed
Because Dan is great and I listen to this on a daily basis...
I wondered why I had no friends, Dan's better oh well.
InvestedWheat40 yep
A YEAR WITHOUT UPLOADING HE COMES BACK WITH A FLAG
perfection.
You know you have a problem when you have this memorized
Ender05 what about the fast rap I’m learning it
SociallyAwkward Wolf yep I got that down. It freaks out my friends.
Ender05 on normal speed? Wow I’m still trying
I can do it on 0.75 speed
SociallyAwkward Wolf that's pretty good. I think I can only do it on normal because I can actually rap and crap like that
May the phandom rise for its national anthem...
•steph c• YES MATE
And toxic
**places hand on heart then starts crying**
and the internet is here...
*puts hand over hearT*
This is how I'm spending new year's eve
same
started the year right then
_start your new years the right way_
666 likes. i'm gonna go craft and summon satan now.
lolo SOFT AND NEAT
7 years later and I can still sing this off by heart
its march 1, 2017 and im still watching this as a morning routine
One time I got high and started crying about February only having 28 days
smol bean spork its march 10th 2017 and im still watching
smol bean spork SAME
smol bean spork it's march 15th 2017 I'm watching this at lunch
Katelyn Fong haha same
I think this was lowkey the roast of the phandom too
Cause the Phandom did beg for Dan to do a roast yourself so I mean....
LaurDIY's one slayeeed.
+Calixi. I think it was good but not as good as this
IT WAS A ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE NOT ROAST YOURSELF AND THE WHILE FRICKING PHANDOM
Well deserved, if you ask me
lol literally all of dan's videos are a roast yourself challenge
savage
that was very, very well said I'll give u that one
wow
literally
I like your username
deadass haven't watched dan in 2 years and watched this and somehow still remembered every single word????
I knew God gave us the loop button for a reason
wHERE S THE LOOP BUTTON
do a right mouse click on the video
right click on the video. there's a loop option in the little menu that pops up
So... TH-cam is god
That is pretty awesome
Hollie Keenan Its not on mobile
Why do I know this lyrics to this whole song but can't remember math to save my life
FandomTrashAtTheDisco If you put math equations to the tune of Dan's roast, I'd be impressed.
Hannah R so prepare for an equation and by that I mean 50•9 cause this question bout to get dragged by my math book
FandomTrashAtTheDisco same
FandomTrashAtTheDisco Ikrrrr
FandomTrashAtTheDisco same
THIS IS INCREDIBLE!! The lyrics the flow the FAST RAPID RAPPING!
Feelix um go home?
I’d like this comment but it had 666 likes and I’m too kind to break that.
My cat looking at this coat hanger lol someone did
Michelle Koh Rip
It is pretty good for Dan
‘what the fuck even is your sexuality’ changed the trajectory of our lives forever
Friends : what's your favorite song?
Me:
Tiny Marshmallow nice profile pic
Gabriela Benitez nice profile pic
basically
is it normal that ive been replaying this
5 Seconds Of Life yes... I guess
so you can call me a towel cause you just witnessed the roast of daniel howell
_.notcool._ this doesn't even make sense but I actually laughed out loud at that
_.notcool._ lol
_.notcool._
WHY 😂
_.notcool._ of daniel james howell to ryme better
you right
I want this to be played at my funeral
TalkAbout Unicorns x same
TalkAbout Unicorns x a
Samee
this should be played at his funeral
Same
me too
I can't believe I got to experience this getting blasted in a room full of people, I'm so glad I went to we're all doomed
One of the only things that made me regret not getting tickets was the revival of this masterpiece 😂 hope you had a great time there! 🎉
I was getting merch when it played and missed it 😭 I just heard a ton of people screaming and figured out what happened after the fact
i really wanna see the bloopers bc if he can't talk on a regular biases imagine how funny his rapping blupers are
I saw your name and it kinda freaked me out momentarily XD my thought was 'what?! I never said anything!!' then I realized.. XD
Lol that is amazing not as amazing as Phil though... I have an addiction
Lindsey Bradley same tbh XD and there aren't any bloopers, he said it on a live stream.
+Lindsey. i got logged out of my younow and can't figure it out 😳 so I haven't been able to watch them but still how are their no bloopers
What could be better this this vid. Plus it's probably him just saying the rap over and over to get it right.
Did you know the "reasons why dans a fail" part is faster than Rap God?
but is it faster than lamp god?
Lisette Gold yes, yes it is
Qill are you sure
Lisette Gold nope😁
But it might be. Most likely
i laughed SO hard at the end omy. still fire after17 months
SAME!!!
Sophia Kim why did you laugh at dan crying YOU SPORK PEASANT
Dan is on fire after he roasted himself
Ooh so that's why he rebranded
18 months still fire!!!
6 YEARS Later and I can RECITE this from memory. If I had put this much effort in school, my future would look...brighter than the black hole it currently is. This video also hits differently this year after we've seen stand-up comedian Dan's crush list, so hey, kudos on that Daniel! (My brain also likes to randomly start reciting this very late at night when I can't sleep, so I'm not really sure how my sleep paralysis demon is doing 🙃)
YOU JUST WITNESSED THE ROAST OF
Daniel Howell
ISNSKKA
~~Daniel Howell~~
☹️😭
jishwa tyjo WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHH **le sob** WHHHYYYYYYYY
jishwa tyjo I STILL HAVENT RECOVERED STAHP 😭
It’s ridiculous how listening to this is part of my daily routine
Phanisreal hahaha yesssss
Phanisreal It’s my ringtone, so it doesn’t really help me make friends, because I never pick up the phone.... because I want to listen to the song.....
Phanisreal as soon as I found it I knew it would become part of my daily routine too
I thought I was the only one...
Same here 😂
dan: *cries in a british accent*
British people crying (coming from a british persons perspective) sounds like A depressed walrus dancing to this song in a tank of carbon dioxide.
I hate being British...
alyssa r u dissing British accents
alyssa
Stop dissing my accent it's great okay.
alyssa dont cry in a British accent
CRAFT in a British accent
Hearing this before your new tour show brought my life full circle
came here to comment the same thing 😭 the energy in that room when this came on was unmatched