what i learned from this video is that 1. dan and phil don't know how to read 2. dan and phil sneeze an alarming amount 3. dan and phil's eyelashes fall off at an alarming rate
Dan talked a bit about it in his World Mental Health Day live show -- apparently TH-cam did a bit of a floop and slowed it down for no reason (as Dan words it)
what about when u turn on the wii to get in a good ol game of mario kart 1 for old times sake and the wii is silent when you first turn it in then WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHWHAHHWAAAAAA
Phil: *plays horror games and doesn't react irrationally* Also Phil: *curses at badger games and spilled diet coke* Will we ever understand the logic behind this?
my mom made me show her some videos by them if she was going to buy me merch and the game and she picked this video and i was violently trying to talk over some of the sentences
*Dan’s phone buzzes* Dan: What the fuck is this? Phil: You have a friend? Dan: *checks the phone* Phil: Oh it’s just a timer. *sad violin music plays with rain* That part got me 😂
Things I've learned since watching these bloopers, Dan needs allergy meds, knocks over more drinks than we new of, and has never read the lyrics to "Bound for the Floor". Phil makes way more That's What She Said jokes than we knew of and not even an English degree can save you from word flubs in Dream Daddy.
I watched another one of their videos later that day, and had re-watched their gaming montage just before. So yeah, it was one of the best videos I'd watched all day.
cause dan doesn't care about
*intense z i p*
_a n y t h i n g_
He's fully zipped.
"Dil"
"Dab dab dab dab dab"
"Right sorry, Dil"
"Dab"
I can't stop laughing
Lol
3:17
*saddest short story:*
"you've got a friend"
"oh it's just the timer"
lovely dp you got there
Yanaislame aka my life **sad violin music**
"Dil is gonna play with-"
"dabdabdab"
"sorry dil is gonna-"
"dab"
Phil’s accidental swear when Dan spills the Diet Coke is my aesthetic
nobody:
our whole phandom: phil swearing is our aesthetic
Same .
I literally didn't notice
They bleeped out his swear but not Dans 😂
They protecc
They attacc
But most importantly
They remove eyelacc
SapphirePlayz omgg
yee
😂😂😂😂
AvocadoTheGreat wtf
That didn’t work
what i learned from this video is that
1. dan and phil don't know how to read
2. dan and phil sneeze an alarming amount
3. dan and phil's eyelashes fall off at an alarming rate
cat this is my new favourite comment...!!
cat ✨ yea
I screenshoted every eyelash moment and every sneeze
The double AA Batteries um why 😂
KilljoySkeletøn Sinner for fun
i love how dan says a billion curse words uncensored but then phil says something and they bleep it out
“You’ve got a friend? Oh, no it’s just a timer,”
I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD AT THIS
Dan: That's the loudest thing I've ever experienced
DAN HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED YOUR OWN SCREAMING?!?
Blade Black that is so true.
Blade Black ikr
Landon lmao ikr
THATS WHAT I THIUGHT
So true 😂
My whole life has been leading up to this
Do you need me to send an ambulance??
CONGRATS YOU'VE BEEN NOTICED BY THE CAT WHISKERED GODS
you have been noticed, what a legend
You got the heart!!!!
Coralie Anne i am truly blessed
phil: it’s the hottest day of the year.
dan: *wears a dark colored sweater*
tru
night. why is Dan me tho?
What did you expect
toxic lester me
toxic lester I'm Dan tho
This video was just Dan and Phil messing up in speech and picking eyelashes off each other. THIS IS THE CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR
Vrisha S
And saying random stuff
TH-cam Trash trueeee
same
YES. EXACTLY.
THIS IS WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR
I need so many sentences off of this as jingles
neymeyfeyhey
Or a ringtone...
i just need the jesus one tbh
“That’s what friends are for”
I think we just need Jesus tbh
Dan has had so many false sneezes, it makes me wonder if his nose is broken.
Lana Moore AHAHAHAH
No, it's just dusty
He does cocaine
.
.
.
.
.
.
jk btw
Its because of the sharpie!
"That was the loudest thing I've ever experienced"
ClEaRlY Dan hasn't heard himself when he loses his cool
That's the exact same thing I said
nor has he heard
*coming soon to own on dvd and video*
@@elizabethumlah2789 literally
he protec
he attac
but most importantly
he has some kind of weird tentacle growing out of it's becc
nelson melanchodela
You made my night
This is the best one 😂😂
nelson melanchodela
o
"Make a wish"
*Spits all over Phil's finger*
That’s what friends are for
I laughed way too hard at this.
I love how when one of them screws up the other starts making ransom noises to join in and make them feel less awkward
Trash truuuu that’s friendship goals right there
honestly if you and your friends don't do that for each other you're not true friends lol
Yay more of their natural voice
yay 5% slower
LaurenFelss I knowwww
Why was it slowed down though😑
DanAndPhilMakeMyLifeWorthLiving
Ur name. Honestly. Same. DnP are the only reason I laugh.
Dan talked a bit about it in his World Mental Health Day live show -- apparently TH-cam did a bit of a floop and slowed it down for no reason (as Dan words it)
This whole video was domestic AF.
Yes and I love it
SuperJanGames Yes
SuperJanGames yesss
666 likes????
And I enjoyed it
I'm glad My Neck, My Back is internationally iconic
Jocelyn Chen Same
internationally ironic
England isn't exactly a far away distant land from America lads
DAVID BOWIE SAYING MEME SCHOOL just a little pond separates them
why is nobody mentioning "i can see the light, jesus is here"
It's been stuck in my head for three weeks
Ik that had me wheezing
I actually laughed out loud
Where is that?
every once in awhile it randomly gets stuck in my head
watching this now and realising they aren’t at 3 mil anymore 😭
I just checked!!
God that’s sad
Depression has entred the chat
QwQ
How'd they lose subs?!? Was it another inactive account wipe?
@@sierralvxit was them not being on the channel
I think this is just a montage of Dan's shirts getting smaller and smaller
😂😂😂 trueeeeee
Omg 😂😂😂
oh my god your right XDD
ok true
new phrase for when i dont care about something: im fully zipped
yasss
Let's make it a meme
yasssss
dampfoxes You're fly's undone 😂😂😂
dampfoxes Same
Dan: "that was the loudest thing I've ever experienced"
Well clearly he has never seen any of his own videos
burn
I choked on a piece of ice, and started to tear up whilst reading this comment
"We have found a fundamental flaw.... and that it's not working..."
I'M CRYING HIS VOICE WAS SO MONOTONE I CAN'T
Dan: "What the fuck is this?"
Phil: "You have a friend?"
Dan: "Oh, it's a timer."
Me: "This is amazing."
Kayy_Savvy 786 dan didn’t say it was a timer. Phil did
I had to pause the video.
Kayy_Savvy 786 in that moment I am dan
I love it here
They protecc
They atacc
But most importantly
There is a tentacle growing from his becc
Whisk Alice
*THEY THICC*
I love that Phil swears and jumps up to get paper towels when Diet Coke spills...
...and Dan sits there and calls the desk thicc.
Mazabrei vwhen is this?
ChubbyLittle Penguin the end of the vid
i was so shocked when phil said that i had to pause the video to comprehend what just happened
I DIDN'T REALIZE UNTIL YOU SAID IT
Story Of Dani ME TOO IM LAUGHING MY ASSCHEEK OFF
Dan: "That's the loudest thing I've ever experienced"
Us: "Well you've obviously never watched your own videos with headphones in."
Obviously
PHIL LESTER! YOU’RE A GENIUS!!!!
did they actually just start off the video in comic sans damnit danny boye
Yee
The slideshow showing photos from his entire life when he dies is going to be in comic sans. I think we all know this.
What, are you gonna give 'em a bad time?
Emily Grace im the 100k wow!
Were you expecting anything else than comic sans lol
Did phil just pick up dan's eyelash and tell him to make a wish
This is the content i subscribed for.
Jasmeen M TWICE
me too
this is the content I live for*
Sammeee
That was in a really old video
Dan: that was the loudest thing I've ever experienced Me: have you heard yourself scream boi
Jessica Felice sAme
what about when u turn on the wii to get in a good ol game of mario kart 1 for old times sake and the wii is silent when you first turn it in then WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHWHAHHWAAAAAA
“we have found a fundamental flaw...
in that it’s not working”
I say that to my brother
Phil: *plays horror games and doesn't react irrationally*
Also Phil: *curses at badger games and spilled diet coke*
Will we ever understand the logic behind this?
Your pfp YEEMO
Nope
fELLOW YEEMO?
YEEMO
YEEMO
Loving the faces after each blooper 😂😂
Grace :3 Gawd I didn't even see them
There are 45 of them this must've taken so much work
I didn't notice till I read this comment
I went through and screenshoted all of them then made a collage
^ Not all heros wear capes
"you've got a friend?!"
"oh it's the timer"
IM HOWLING
you beat me to it
Don't Howell, craft.
lmao
entertainmyfaith when I read this that clip played😂
entertainmyfaith HOWELLING
phone vibrates " YOU GOT FRIEND?.....oh its alarm" .... s am e
Phil: 3...2....1 -wait
Dan: glares. *E X H A L E S*
neumillennium that literally happened as I was reading this 😂😂
The way they speak makes my cheeks hurt from smiling so much
you're doing amazing sweeties
my mom made me show her some videos by them if she was going to buy me merch and the game and she picked this video and i was violently trying to talk over some of the sentences
alesha wow
alesha 😂😂😂that’s hilarious
alesha good thing she didn't pick *that* cooking video
Alana ...why pham why...why the memories...
So, did she buy the merch
My kink: dan blowing eyelashes away
1) **pop** **whoosh**
2) THATS WHAT FREINDS ARE FOR **Whoosh**
your clothes never go out of style
I especially love the tokyo ghoul shirt with kaneki
*Taylor Swift falls out of the sky*
which dan or phil
THE A BUTTON both
THE A BUTTON Dan!
I didn't notice the faces after each blooper until I read a comment.... It kinda scared me...
Sierra FX I didn't notice until this comment how ironic
I just noticed
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Sierra FX I didn't notice it at first either but now I think it's bootiful
Sierra FX how did you not notice?
This is bloody hilarious😂
Helena x you have a nice name 👌🏻
*Flashbacks to when My Chemical Romance recorded Helena.......*
I’m literally crying😂😭
@@jessicacopping2724 STOP. STOP IT.
@@margiecoleman1334 I'm so sorry, I forgot I wrote that
Dan and Phil getting each others eyelashes is my new aesthetic.
TolSmolBean is it not everyones
TolSmolBean ALWAYS
I'm dying here.
Please bury me.
sAMMqMmemememMamree
but seriously though congrats, i'm so proud of you two
M
MOM
mother
MOTHER
I LIKED IT BEFORE THEY LIKED IT. 🙄
am i famous yet?😂
THIS IS WHAT HAS BEEN MISSING ALL MY LIFE!!!!
SuggLesterHowellDolanMaynardLeeDeyes I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
Your name is so upsetting
Yet so relatable
your name makes me wanna cry
SuggLesterHowellDolanMaynardLeeDeyes YOUR USERNAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dolan
OMG YOU LOVE DAN AND PHIL AND THE DOLAN TWINS OMG AKSNAKAK THEYRE MY LIFE
"jEsuus, fookin ell" ~dan in Man voice
this was the prettiest sound I have ever heard??
I’ve been waiting for this video since this channel started. my life is complete
play this at my funeral so my fam knows what I did with my life
Tori Maye thanks for giving me a new idea. I was just gonna leave a letter telling them to play Dan's diss track but this is even better.
"MY LIFE IS COMLETE! MMMMMNNNN!" -Dan on Pinof
That is where my mind just went and now I'm laughing my @ss off XD
Tori Maye what life?
I was taking a drink of OJ while reading this and I just spit all over my computer screen. Thanks.
Me
"ThAts whAt friEnds aRe fOr"
Monsoon Magic *plff*
Monsoon Magic NUUU😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Friends"
Bro
*chokes violently on ramen*
What is your favourite dan and phil video?
...
Bloopers
Same tho..
Sara Troskot so... every single video? 😝😂
Sara Troskot ALL OF THEM!!!!
“ I can seeeee the liiiiight, Jesus, iissss heerrreeee “
I never thought I would live to see the day Dan and Phil make their own crack vid
Kennedy Fox 👌
Kennedy Fox that's what they should've called it
The quality content I subscribed for lol
Arooba xxx
You should have subsribed ages ago
CAMMMMMMMMMM
Arooba xxx same
Arooba xxx 1K LIKES BOI
Arooba xxx Wow that profile pic XD 👌
you've got an eyelash. let me shatter the hearts of all watchers and remove it for you.
I hope now that they're back, they get their 3 Mil back.
*Dan’s phone buzzes*
Dan: What the fuck is this?
Phil: You have a friend?
Dan: *checks the phone*
Phil: Oh it’s just a timer.
*sad violin music plays with rain*
That part got me 😂
A* :P
Same xD
PS: I love the way your profile picture fits perfectly with your comment ;)
Same
Anime Time me too Dan, me too.
Anime Time that is literally my life though
this is probably the best thing in the world
Probably?
hOLY FRICK THEY LIKED MY COMMENT IM ACTUALLY CRYING STOP CRYING
Fully ZIPPED
The way Dan looked at Phil while he was taking his eyelash of his cheek is everything
Dan: *phone rings*
Phil: you’ve got a friend?
Phil: oh it’s just a timer
I DIED
Omg same!
Uhh this is *Dan and Phil* that we’re talking about...I think there’s waaay more bloopers than what they’ve given us. xD
SryrachaEnriquez chill TF down
jenna darewish ???
*Jesus fookin 'ell*
My aesthetic
Yes.
Yes
Yass
It's just sad that after one year they only have 3.1 million subscribers
Iknoow:(
I think that's why they stop uploading
@@gaby5752 nope, they're taking a break. Watch Phil's most recent video
cries in 2020
Now 2.97 million...
I was probably more exited for 3M than they were tbh
OMG SAME IWAS JUMPING UP AND DOWN, SCREAMING AND RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE TELLING MY FAMILY TO SUBSCRIBE!!!
Things I've learned since watching these bloopers, Dan needs allergy meds, knocks over more drinks than we new of, and has never read the lyrics to "Bound for the Floor". Phil makes way more That's What She Said jokes than we knew of and not even an English degree can save you from word flubs in Dream Daddy.
Squidgy isHere IKR?! EXPLAIN?!
Squidgy isHere I think they were joking with all the sneezing tho
Liz is Procrastinating are u referring to "copacetic"
teethglitter Phil is the one with the degree, so they were referring to his word flubs.
silvergirlXO im talking about Bound For The Floor by Local H, one of the lyrics in that song being "copacetic".
Yes.
Heyy sorry the profile pic I couldn't resist
4:05 look at dan's little awkward eye thing when he looks at phil ahsgdkag
What greater way to celebrate an accomplishment than with failure? 😂
Congrats on 3M my dudes 👏
Ikr
😂😂😂
Dreamer honestly 😂
I want this on a t-shirt
(blares music slightly)
"thats the loudest thing ive ever experienced"
*apparently you havent experienced your own screaming DAN*
Fae damn the likes were at 666
You had 666 likes and I ruined it, sorry. beGONE SATAN *flails around arms*
Fae 😂😂😂😂
Fae omg trueeee
Dan and Phil behind the scenes?!?! CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY, Y'ALL!
I’ve rediscovered my love for dan and Phil recently. What a good way to return
Oh you’ve come back in quite the time
Let me here you say whale
whale
inserts picture of shark
a shadow cat it was a whale shark :)
a shadow cat I was literally scrolling through the comment section just to find this XD
It was a whale
BoredTherian LLF it was a whale shark, which is a type of shark
*•cloud•* Oops, you're right, my bad
I can hear the 5% deepness!!
this whole video is basically them just stuttering trying to pronounce things, then phil making a squealing noise😂
and a lot of eyelashes
so if we get you guys back to 3M do we get another one of these
This is what I’ve been waiting my life for
Maxwell same
Maxwell all of us have.
PHIL DID SWEAR, MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW AND I CAN EXIT THIS WORLD IN PEACE
Phanisreal Your comment goes strangely well with your pfp
Phanisreal I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT XD
Time stamp please!
WHEN DID HE SWEAR??
w h e n
*just nibbling an oat cake*
Whisk Alice I always thought he said, "Just nibbling a note cake." It all makes sense now haha
i just realized this channel doesn’t have 3 mil subs anymore D:
Ok you guys let's get to 4M I need another one of these videos asap
Vrisha S my thoughts exactly
same
Vrisha S YES MAM *salutes because she agrees
Vrisha S same
Vrisha S amirite
The open door. Brendon urie doesnt approve
Congrats, dan and/or phil liked
irish urie YES
I LOVE THIS
Phil doesn't even care anymore if he swears or not, fully zipped.
same
Swears???? Whennnn😮😮😮 tell meeee
Dan and Phil's natural voices.
I am blessed 🙏
Now this, The Sims, and bloody babies in sinks is all I subscribed for.
I feel sorry for anyone reading that without context. It sounds reeeally bad....
... Well dan played a scary game in which there was a bloody baby in a sink. Haha it's nothing bad...
When Dan mentions the 5 percent slowness in his stream.
lol same
Now I can’t think of anything else now when I watch this
lol i was so confused before he cleared that up
hi
TheReaperGrell I knew something must be up...
7 minutes of dan forgetting how to speak
Noborkdoggo *Dan and Phil
Noborkdoggo yep
I think its going to caramelise on the desk, Thank god we have such a thick desk. That would be w solid blooperino - Daniel Howell 2k17
Don't forget the begging, "ooo its fizzing"
you would not believe your eyes..
*if you saw Phil Lester's thiGHS*
trashthetic XD
;^)
trashthetic R.I.P fireflies meme
trashthetic sexy fills the open air and leaves busted nuts everywhere
I'm choking on my bagel
For 4Million I need an hour long bloopers video
SabrinaPhobic Yes.
meh, I want 10 hours, maybe 24
SabrinaPhobic 8
Luna Lovegood yes
Drabswin XD especially the baking videos
roses are red
Dan is loud
3,000,000 subs
I'M SO FREAKING PROUD!!!
Lonelypotato 1 👌👏
They got three million not three billion... Yet.
👏👏👏
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Dill can sit on anything
And he can sit on you, too.
*three billion yes correct good job friend*
I hate how this channel no longer has 3 million subs😭😭😭
IT’S SO SAD
This is lowkey amazing
Phil
v highkey
Phanisreal lokey amazing phil
Phanisreal HIGH KEY AMAZING
Phanisreal it's not low-key at all
OH MY GOD Dans voice is sooo low holy shit the video really is 5% slowed down
This is one of the best videos I have seen all day tbh
The Fandom Channel I agree but it's also the first video I've seen all day
The Fandom Channel all year!!
Year**
How many vids do u watch a day mate?
I watched another one of their videos later that day, and had re-watched their gaming montage just before. So yeah, it was one of the best videos I'd watched all day.