the absolute panic in dan's voice as he did a complete 180 from "get away from me you're gonna stab me with the scissors" to "NO COME BACK YOU'RE GONNA STAB YOURSELF WITH THE SCISSORS" is beautiful.
I started laughing so hard that my mom was looking at me funny. I told her why I was laughing and she just said, “oh god” with a laugh in her throat. I love this chaotic duo!
I had the same thought. I think just all the little jokes he makes like that just show how much better he's feeling about being himself and how he doesn't feel he has to hide those things and it just lights up my day to know that
Dan truly had my favorite transformation on the internet. The fact that a lot of us were young when we started watching D&P means we grew up with them and ended up coming into ourselves at the same time they both came out. Seeing someone who, for most of our formative years kept this giant secret about themselves, be so casually open now, is oddly emotional.
The thing I love Dan and Phil is that their dynamic is simultaneously "two best friends that will take on the world together and can't function without one another" but it's also "concerned Dad and Phil"
I'm just enjoying how Phil asked Dan what was going on in his life and then stopped cutting his hair to listen attentively as if a barber would ever do that
these comment sections have turned from "eDgY iNsEnSiTiVe JoKeS 🤪" to "I love them and miss them and we're all growing up 😔✊" we've all become sappy :///
it was maybe a bad idea to watch this after my whole family has already gone to sleep. i swear my volume is as low as possible to hear them talk but suddenly dan screams and it feels like the volume is all the way up lmao
The real reason Dan & Phil have lived together for so long wasn’t because they’re best friends or enjoy each other’s company but because Dan’s the only one who’s been able to keep Phil alive this whole time.
honestly these two could discuss their grocery list on camera and it would still be the most entertaining content I'd see that week, their chemistry and complimentary personalities are just unmatched
Reasons Dan Needs Phil: snacks, support during existential crises, acceptance as a person, reminder people can be kind, etc. Reasons Phil Needs Dan: avoid death by scissors, catch a pigeon named Steve, and cuss on TH-cam
Phil talking about Dan's book at the end because he thinks he hasn't talked about it too much is just so wholesome, it shows how much he cares and supports Dan.
I’ve come to appreciate Phil’s fondness for Dan’s shriek laughs so much more since taking film editing classes and learning how easy it is to reduce the sound of something. It’s something they literally teach the first day. Letting Dan blow out our eardrums is a choice Phil makes. Because those moments are Dan being too funny to edit.
God the sound barrier..... how could we forget about the sound barrier??? this reference has layers and requires watching these lads for like a full decade
How can something be so chaotic and yet so heartwarming? Wait... did I just accidentally describe the entire Dan and Phil-verse in one sentence? Yes, I think I did.
In all seriousness, I love how Phil uses the technique of de-escalating anxiety/catastrophic thoughts here by going ‘and’ ‘and’ to show that the consequences of the worries aren’t that bad
@@CatarinaSi not 100% sure, but I'm guessing talking through future events, which makes you realise they're *probably* not as bad as your anxiety tells you. for example: 'help my personal book is going to be out in the world' (scary) 'and?' 'it's going to actually help people' (less scary)
I'd say there are two general warning signs you should always watch out for when going to a hairdresser: 1. Is the person filming you with the intention of uploading the footage to TH-cam 2. Is the hairdresser Phil Lester If any of these signs are present in your hairdressing experience - *flee*
Imagine Phil being your hairdresser. Constantly doubting himself vocally, screeching every now and then, and just being a general mess. While he cuts your hair the whole time.
Phil: Almost beheads Dan by letting go of a mirror too quickly Also Phil: Walks crotch-first into a pole Also Phil: Tries to take off scissors without closing them Also Phil: " i hav s t e a d y h a nd s : D"
i like how dan said "i'll post *something*" as in a singular thing bc we all know he'll drop a bombshell of a video and then ghost us for the next 18 months
2:30 ah yes, the famous saying: "What stays in the salon stays in the - What is in the salon is not in the salon ... The salon isn't in Vegas but you are in my chair!"
“What stays in the salon stays-” “What stays in the s-“ “What? What am I saying?” “What is in the salon... is not in the salon” “The salon isn’t in Vegas... but you are in my chair” Close enough I guess 😂
The chaotic energy emitted from this video is everything to me. Ribena in a wine glass?? Iconic. Scissors stuck on fingers?? It happens. Dan screaming?? Absolutely. I'm here for this 1000%.
No but he definitely did that on purpose. It’s been a running joke that people think dans a bottom (even since before he came out which is sad and invasive) but that was kinda hilarious of him
i love how it's been a decade but DAN STILL WON'T LAUGH LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING SO WE DON'T HAVE TO CONSTANTLY TURN DOWN THE VOLUME EVERY TWO SECONDS
i’ve cut my boyfriend’s hair twice now during quarantine, and both times i was more focused on keeping a straight face than actually cutting the hair. i didn’t want to freak him out exactly like phil is doing to dan here
@@SahiraASMR the first time i cut his hair he liked it but i thought it looked a little bit funky.... the second time was a lot better and he's gotten a lot of compliments on the cut :)))
I still love their energy. I love how they’ve never been cancelled and their comments are always either wholesome or funny. Danny has been taking a break from TH-cam and that could be a great move for him. I’m in total support of their journey. Best wishes for the future
we need some LuBrIcAnT is one of the most Phil things I've ever heard because in that moment I saw Dan just pause and then unpause life just for a moment. idk I just saw a sparkle of fear in dan's eyes. congrats phil on scaring dan (edit: 1:01)
i can just imagine phil rushing to record the last bit while dan went out to grab the mail or something so he cant overhear him plugging his book again
as someone who has difficulty processing emotions your little secret message at the end is a personal attack and i’m not going to talk to you for a week (thanks)
I fell out of Dan and Phil a while back but used to be obsessed with them (went to both tours, bought both books plus hundreds worth of merch, watched every video 100s of times and surrounded my life with them) but this came up on my recommended and I gotta admit, while they may not be my thing anymore just watching them be screaming, friendly and stupid brought me back to when times were simpler, easier and when I was younger. Even if it was for 20 minutes it was a nice break to truly forget about everything and be a young teen again
You know what I'd like? For Dan and Phil to record a video together, and then edit it separately. Then, they could post their respective versions on their accounts. Then, we could see the comparison! I just think it would be neat.
I don't know how the TH-cam algorithm works but I want this to happen, so I'm just going to comment on order to make this comment more popular (if this is the way it works, lol) BTW I love the idea :)
I love phill is usually crazy and silly, yet when dan is talking about something serious like his book he goes into a more like serious state and doesn't talk over Dan at all and just respect him so much
“we need lubricant” “Harry I have no Styles” “Only Dan’s” me: yes please! Phil: I’ve already seen it all “Dan and Phil are gonna scissor” *Dan does American accent* I’m laughing so hard I’m crying🤣🤣
Listen here. Some things we should appreciate in this video: 1. Dan screaming 2. Phil caring for Dan giving him snacks and everything :3 3. we know how dan is doing. 4. we got an update on the Book. 5. Phil did a pretty good job! 6. THE END SCENE I AM ABOUT TO CFY
phil: is offended that dan doesn’t trust him
also phil: gets his finger stuck in the scissors in the first minute of the video
>:(
I read this comment before the video and I thought Phil was only going to be mildly stuck. I was wrong.
i laughed so hard at that
*Chuckling*
That was hilarious
the absolute panic in dan's voice as he did a complete 180 from "get away from me you're gonna stab me with the scissors" to "NO COME BACK YOU'RE GONNA STAB YOURSELF WITH THE SCISSORS" is beautiful.
The "come here idiot!!" 😂😂
The way he gets so panicked so quickly is hilarious I watched it like 4 times
I started laughing so hard that my mom was looking at me funny. I told her why I was laughing and she just said, “oh god” with a laugh in her throat. I love this chaotic duo!
Truly wonderful
Time stamp?
dan asking "am i straight now" with terror in his eyes will forever be a mood
i love it so much
it’s literally me
Timestamp?
i like the color of your pfp... :)
12:58
this entire video just has:
“what do you have?”
“a KNIFE”
energy
LMAOOO
"NO"
(sorry I had too finish it )
the sound barrier 💀💀💀
LMAO TRUEE
😂
When Phil said "woosh" a clump of cat hair drifted across my keyboard and it really made for a 4D experience
lmaoo
This is proof Phil offers quality content. LMAO
I really missed having to adjust the volume every few seconds because of Dan's screaming. No really, I did, this makes me happy
It really does
Exactly 😭
mood
when others do it I'm like "You totally could have fixed that while editing" but when dan screams: PLEASE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
It's been so long since I've heard him scream in a video, it genuinely made me jump / flinch
dan yelling at phil like a scared mom with their toddler when he got the scissors stuck around his finger PLSSS
IKRRRR I WAS HOWLING, like i do that sometimes without realising 😂
He got so worried it was adorable! He cares about his best friend so much
I honestly also had fear
I’ve missed the angelic sound of his screams so much
"COME HERE, IDIOT" (affectionate)
“That was too positive we can’t end the video like that”
*ends the video in the most wholesome way possible*
Pls lmao also you have many likes
Hey Dwight
It’s stupid but Dan joking saying “I don’t do anything straight” makes me so happy cause it shows he’s more comfortable with himself.
I had the same thought. I think just all the little jokes he makes like that just show how much better he's feeling about being himself and how he doesn't feel he has to hide those things and it just lights up my day to know that
i definitely get what you mean, but i also feel like he made those jokes even before coming out xD
@@goldenpie6 he definitely did lol
@@goldenpie6 I think it’s just they have new meaning now because there’s context with him coming out.
Dan truly had my favorite transformation on the internet. The fact that a lot of us were young when we started watching D&P means we grew up with them and ended up coming into ourselves at the same time they both came out. Seeing someone who, for most of our formative years kept this giant secret about themselves, be so casually open now, is oddly emotional.
The thing I love Dan and Phil is that their dynamic is simultaneously "two best friends that will take on the world together and can't function without one another" but it's also "concerned Dad and Phil"
okay stop but the “ two best friends that will take on the world together and can't function without one another” is such a cute story idea 😂
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I missed Dan's laugh.
Haven’t we all
I’ve missed his screaming
the forgotten bird noises
We all did
Same
Dan has defintely grown as a person over the last 10 years but he still has the ability to break my eardrums multiple times in one video
I hear the shrieking and get thrown back in time to 2012
The shrieking fills a void in my heart I didn't know was there
the toad hair really fit with the toad shrieking hahaha
He broke the sound barrier...
do u go to stem?
Dan legit about to say “Guy trapped me in his house for ten years” made me literally laugh out loud.
sameeeee 😂
Wait isn't that another way round? I thought Dan kidnapped Phil years ago 😏
@@unclesnow3678 #1 Phil trash ✌️😌💖
i cannot DESCRIBE how happy i am that i get to change my volume every ten seconds to accommodate dan’s screams
Fr like I lowk missed it
especially with my headphones so my ears bLEEED
I JUST DID THIS😭
bro this comment like made me emotional, i’ve missed them so much. i’m so grateful to see them happy :)
FELT
Look at him tolerating people near his neck he's come so far
This is an OG comment
🥺literally
exactly what i was thinking LMAO
I think it's just Phil though because they're friends
@@ellaelliott4415 "friends" lol
To anyone not in England who may not know: hairdressers have been open in England for like a month... they chose to do this
Part of me wonders if they did this now just in case something went too wrong and they wanted a backup loool
Phil seeing that hair salons are open: "hmmm hair salon ey?"
they've been doing social distancing before it was cool and they are not going to stop it now
Yeah haha I was wondering why this was popping up now of all times
Wow what’s it like for your country to be livable rn?
THE “AHHHH COME HERE IDIOT” WAS THE MOST UNEXPECTED AND DELIGHTFUL THING I HAVE EVER HEARD
I SCREAMED IT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IT REMINDS ME OF ME AND MY GF ❤️😂😂😂
THERES NO REAL THAT SOUND WAS REAL
timestamp I beg of you
1:07
@@teddeeznuts right at start when Phil has the scissors stuck on his finger
I love how phil is constantly making accidental sex jokes and when he actually tries to tell one it makes no sense
Peak Phil Lester tbh
he's like link from good mythical morning
And just like every other man he can't seem to tell the difference between millimeters and inches ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
get the lubricant!!
@@sebastianandersson554 omfg 😂😭
Phil's "secret message" at the end is so heartwarming, it's nice to see how proud he is of Dan
I was wondering about that, why is is silent?
I was wondering about that, why is is silent?
the fact that you had to tell him to close the scissors....Dan, thank you, seriously and sincerely, for not letting Phil DIE all of these years
I know right
Yes, thank fuck Dan has been here or else Phil would've tripped and fallen into a sharp object like 9 years ago
I literally said the same thing 😂
Phil is literally live action Happy Wheels
i didn’t realize how much i missed dan absolutely *screeching* his head off at phil
i needed those screeches in my life, they made me happy
i live for his screeches
@@dangermenatwork me too😌
Same..😂
I think the sheer drama of "COME HERE, IDIOT" has overshadowed the masterpiece that is "willy-nilly silly Philly"
I'm just enjoying how Phil asked Dan what was going on in his life and then stopped cutting his hair to listen attentively as if a barber would ever do that
these comment sections have turned from "eDgY iNsEnSiTiVe JoKeS 🤪" to "I love them and miss them and we're all growing up 😔✊" we've all become sappy :///
Boomer
it's supposed to be cheesy...
yeahh we’re all sappy twats now
Gw2yyey2tw
:’)
Phil using this as an opportunity to make Dan talk about his book is so wholesome
didn't realize how much i missed dan's *screams* breaking through the _sound barrier_
fr i didn't know my phone volume could be that high when i had set it that low
Its like a russian roulette for my ears
surprisingly nostalgic
it was maybe a bad idea to watch this after my whole family has already gone to sleep. i swear my volume is as low as possible to hear them talk but suddenly dan screams and it feels like the volume is all the way up lmao
It made me remember that I have roommates
"Harry, I have no styles" is such an underrated joke
I LOVED IT SM
yess that’s exactly what i was thinking that was actually a good joke and barely anyone is appreciating it
Right? I laughed for a solid minute
I’ve watched this video so many time and I still nearly piss myself laughing at “you want a straight line? Jaggies?”
“Oh no I’ve done a Jaggie”
The real reason Dan & Phil have lived together for so long wasn’t because they’re best friends or enjoy each other’s company but because Dan’s the only one who’s been able to keep Phil alive this whole time.
This implies that others have tried and failed to keep Phil alive, meaning that Phil has been revived from the dead at least once
seems like its mutual
@@cassandra8209 that’s why he’s so pale
I THOUGHT THIS TOOO
You broke the code
honestly these two could discuss their grocery list on camera and it would still be the most entertaining content I'd see that week, their chemistry and complimentary personalities are just unmatched
The way you read my mind
True dat
They’re the definition of soulmates
underrated comment
the comedic timing, the density of jokes, the serious discussion of mental health... perfection
My best friends🥰
Reasons Dan Needs Phil: snacks, support during existential crises, acceptance as a person, reminder people can be kind, etc.
Reasons Phil Needs Dan: avoid death by scissors, catch a pigeon named Steve, and cuss on TH-cam
make sure he doesn't eat glue
Phil talking about Dan's book at the end because he thinks he hasn't talked about it too much is just so wholesome, it shows how much he cares and supports Dan.
i see i'm not the only phannie turned dsmp stan lmaoo
I'm not crying, my eyes are just leaking
I love the pfp
ahh another dan and phil fan turned gnf stan, i feel ur pain 💗
hellloooo gogy profile picture so we all turned mcyt fans did we
“that was too positive, we can’t end the video like that” [adds a whole section talking about how happy dan is and how he’s proud of him] wtf
*slaps him on ear*
that was so damn sweet i love their friendship
@@onlyoncetbj I wish I had a friend like that
@@onlyoncetbj they are such great friends
@@onlyoncetbj their friendship is so great
After two years, I realized that my brain wasn’t used anymore to Dan’s Angry Eagle screams and my eardrums just yeeted themselves out of my head
Omg I’m the same way! Lol
Same
Gosh same, but I’ve missed this. I’ve missed my ears getting destroyed.
I’ve come to appreciate Phil’s fondness for Dan’s shriek laughs so much more since taking film editing classes and learning how easy it is to reduce the sound of something. It’s something they literally teach the first day. Letting Dan blow out our eardrums is a choice Phil makes. Because those moments are Dan being too funny to edit.
thanks for this comment now i’m sobbing
🥹
STOP IT 😭
Can’t believe I forgot how capable Dan is at breaking the sound barrier
Wow I didn't know that Dan was that fast
God the sound barrier..... how could we forget about the sound barrier??? this reference has layers and requires watching these lads for like a full decade
the sound barrier- **head in hands**
That's what happens when you go fast
@@erensneck ik it’s a inside joke from another video, lots of lore behind it
phil saying it’s all fine with the least convincing face was the most relatable thing ever
How can something be so chaotic and yet so heartwarming? Wait... did I just accidentally describe the entire Dan and Phil-verse in one sentence? Yes, I think I did.
Im sorry but Dan and Phil-verse has me ROLLING
In all seriousness, I love how Phil uses the technique of de-escalating anxiety/catastrophic thoughts here by going ‘and’ ‘and’ to show that the consequences of the worries aren’t that bad
What do you mean?
@@CatarinaSi not 100% sure, but I'm guessing talking through future events, which makes you realise they're *probably* not as bad as your anxiety tells you. for example:
'help my personal book is going to be out in the world' (scary)
'and?'
'it's going to actually help people' (less scary)
@@notlucadaniel aaahhhh
this is so sweet im
i never considered that that is what he is doing, but it really is. jesus
I love that I still enjoy watching them as much as I did when I was 16
SAME
samee
me too :,) i’ve fully grown up with them. i started watching them at like 12, and i’m 21 now.
They always make me happy :)
I'm 16 and I love that I still love watching them as much as when I was 12
STOP, Phil adding the part at the end because Dan was too modest to promote his own book was so sweet. Phil is so genuinely proud of Dan ah 🥺
MY LITERAL HEART ❤️🥺
I'd say there are two general warning signs you should always watch out for when going to a hairdresser:
1. Is the person filming you with the intention of uploading the footage to TH-cam
2. Is the hairdresser Phil Lester
If any of these signs are present in your hairdressing experience - *flee*
_nyooooooooooom_
I'd let Phil cut my hair, no matter what the results were :)
I'll do some scissoring😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm a good top"
"hey you're not bleeding Dan give me at least a three"
two best friends in a room, they might die. Dan: yes we will
phil: what
dan: i said yes we will
LMFAOOO
💀💀💀💀
Imagine Phil being your hairdresser. Constantly doubting himself vocally, screeching every now and then, and just being a general mess. While he cuts your hair the whole time.
me when I cut my own hair
To be fair this is me every day at cosmetology school
i would be dead
Imagine your hairdresser saying: now don’t be mad
Tbh I kinda need that
Dan is so brave to let Phil cut his hair when he is about to do events and interviews to promote his book.
HAHAHAHAHA
what if he deep dives into a beanie era
@@jjaster if he does we know why
@@jjaster he would become wilbur soot
It’s not bravery. It’s trust.
Phil: Almost beheads Dan by letting go of a mirror too quickly
Also Phil: Walks crotch-first into a pole
Also Phil: Tries to take off scissors without closing them
Also Phil: " i hav s t e a d y h a nd s : D"
also phil: *has unsteady hands*
@@mars30 your profile pic omg folie is such a good album
im honestly amazed at how he's still alive at this rate
phil: "i have steady hands!"
phil: *holds out hands which are shaking like a leaf in a hurricane*
i like how dan said "i'll post *something*" as in a singular thing bc we all know he'll drop a bombshell of a video and then ghost us for the next 18 months
18 months is very generous
How’s it feel to be a prophet? Lmao
Sad but true 😓
18 months, or 6 years?
the prophecy has been fulfilled
phil: "that was too positive, we can't end the video like this"
also phil: records the sweetest message of support at the end
i FORGOT how loud dans laugh is and how much i love them together
2:30 ah yes, the famous saying:
"What stays in the salon stays in the -
What is in the salon is not in the salon ...
The salon isn't in Vegas but you are in my chair!"
I’ve waited for someone to comment this so THANK YOU BC THIS WAS SO FUNNY
I'm gonna get this tattooed on my butt
Thanks for writing it out because it made me choke laughing all over again
"The salon isn't in Vegas but you are in my chair" better stick 😂😂
The wine glass and ribena is taking me back to the internet support group days
I WANT ANOTHER SO BAD
I MISS THOSE
Omg ribena lmao
I like how nostalgia for this fandom is Dan screaming in fear
dan: *puts his whole soul into a book, talks about mental health trying to help people*
phil: it’s good
the end message
“What stays in the salon stays-”
“What stays in the s-“
“What? What am I saying?”
“What is in the salon... is not in the salon”
“The salon isn’t in Vegas... but you are in my chair”
Close enough I guess 😂
Notice how Phil's not shocked or scared by Dan's sudden LOUD screams He's used to it😂✨
alternative title: dan screaming out of fear for 19 minutes
this is has been out for less than a minute and it’s already a fandom staple
Staple
@@SaraRankins. nono, this video is where we all park our horses
@@Breauner our horse princes?
@@awkwardotter13 Nooo, I was trying to forget about those videos XD
as it should
The chaotic energy emitted from this video is everything to me. Ribena in a wine glass?? Iconic. Scissors stuck on fingers?? It happens. Dan screaming?? Absolutely. I'm here for this 1000%.
Dan’s *inhuman shriek* COME HERE IDIOT!!! Was so. Genuine. The horror. The feeling that you get when your best friend nearly kills you- amazing.
This made me howl with laughter 😂
@@lauratwinkle6420Howell
as someone who has watched dan and phil since about 2013/2014, it makes me really happy and proud to see them openly talk about their sexuality
I know I'm so proud of where they've come
LITERALLY
It feels like a fever dream honestly
Same!! Being closeted when they were and coming out with them was so wonderful
It must be such a relief to be themselves 😭
“I’ve got the naked raw-“
“Put rubber on it”
“I’ve got the 13 inches-“
this all happened in the span of 7 seconss
7 second challenge, ✨innuendo✨ edition
"Dan's backdoor action"
"If you want my back cam on OnlyFans..."
You must be new here
@@rowanatkinsonn i think you meant *OnlyDans 😂
“I’m a good top but the bottom...people might want it but it’s not there” I burst out laughing during that and the 13 inch fiasco lmaoo
Is this Dan confirming he’s a top,,,, who knows 🤣🤣🤣
@@ae5704 17:50
Jfc, stop assuming things about people, take it as a joke please
No but he definitely did that on purpose. It’s been a running joke that people think dans a bottom (even since before he came out which is sad and invasive) but that was kinda hilarious of him
Anyone else just continuously circle back to this video because it's become your comfort video? I deadass watch this AT LEAST once a week.
It heals me
Yes 😂❤
i love how it's been a decade but DAN STILL WON'T LAUGH LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING SO WE DON'T HAVE TO CONSTANTLY TURN DOWN THE VOLUME EVERY TWO SECONDS
i like to leave it up, dans loud laughter and screaming is part of the experience
@serdy ximi *SWEENEY PHIL WHFBSNVB*
In Dan’s defence, I laugh the same way
I WAS READING THIS AND HE STARTED LAUGHING AND IT SCARED THE HELL OUTTA ME-
ME
when dan referenced reasons why dans a fail and his square hair, a vault in my brain unlocked that i didn’t think could be opened
FUCK I DIDNT REALIZE PHIL LIKED THIS FUCK FUCK FUCK PHIL ILY HI I MISSED YOU
This makes me unbelievably happy 😭✨
Omg i love your content! I had no idea you enjoyed these dimbos like the rest of us 😭 the world isnt so big after all
omg seeing the asmr channels i watch on other channels is always so funny to me lol
Omg hi sophie!
Hi Sophie! Love your videos! 🥰
Saaaame
WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THE ENDING SCENE THATS SO SWEET OF PHIL TO SAY THAT
just two homies living together for 10+ years, giving each other haircuts, building a dream home, and helping eachother come out. friendship goals😍
historians will say they were best friends
PLEASE
Historians will say that they never married any women, but have a great collection of (dead) potted plants and, for some reason, a hidden golden pig
And they were roomates
They look like really good friends
"We have-"
"Broken ground"
"Who needs ten toes?"
"Who needs feet?"
They share one (1) brain cell
Alternate title: Testing Dan's Stress Levels For 19 Minutes Straight
i’ve cut my boyfriend’s hair twice now during quarantine, and both times i was more focused on keeping a straight face than actually cutting the hair. i didn’t want to freak him out exactly like phil is doing to dan here
Did he like ur haircut? 😍 Ive been wanting to cut my brother's but im scared😂😂
@@SahiraASMR the first time i cut his hair he liked it but i thought it looked a little bit funky.... the second time was a lot better and he's gotten a lot of compliments on the cut :)))
YES LMAO
@@leaslame oh good job!
But yes I was just thinking this like, Dan is screaming but has a lot patience lmao. Good for both of them.
me watching d&p age 13: :)
me watching d&p age 21: :)
literally me, i usually move past hobbies and things i like so fast but i still feel the same watching them all these years later
Dude same!! They bring me so much joy!
yeah this is it )': we all grew up well huh
Omg same 🥲 20 now and started watching them at 13 😄 I always come back here for some laughs and comfort
Me @ 26 :’)
After all these years I’m so happy Dan’s instant reaction is still just fuckn scream
my ears are not happy about it, r.i.p.
I've desperately missed having to frantically turn down my volume every time Dan screams so I don't wake my family.
Read this just as Dan screamed. Sorcery!
ME TOO I had to put on headphones ahha!
Watching this with my finger next to my phones speaker waiting for dan to yell lmao
My life has felt empty without it 🤣
He had this witch scream and witch laugh I love him 😂
I still love their energy. I love how they’ve never been cancelled and their comments are always either wholesome or funny. Danny has been taking a break from TH-cam and that could be a great move for him. I’m in total support of their journey. Best wishes for the future
Here is a little light to sit with you in the dark🕯 ❤
we need some LuBrIcAnT is one of the most Phil things I've ever heard because in that moment I saw Dan just pause and then unpause life just for a moment. idk I just saw a sparkle of fear in dan's eyes. congrats phil on scaring dan (edit: 1:01)
wake up babe a new comfort video dropped
underrated comment
LITERALLY ME LMAO
YES
Literally yes
dan before: ‘if anyone touches the back of my neck, i’ll karate chop them.’
dan now: **lets phil hoover the back of his neck.**
Trust is the key.😌
im feeling some nezumi vibes
Phil is the exception.
@@Prabh_ yes.
Phil is special
i can just imagine phil rushing to record the last bit while dan went out to grab the mail or something so he cant overhear him plugging his book again
Like I can totally see Dan being like phil what are you doing and busting down the door
Less than a week after Phil tells the story of almost murdering Dan with a mirror, we're back at it again with sharp objects near our faces!
the trust is real, honestly ;D (Even I wouldn't trust Phil with scissors)
@@Octobris
Nobody except Dan does
Dan is giving me big parent energy that agreed to volunteer for his son's haircut career
"haircut career"
Especially at 1:08 yelling come here
1000th like! :D
@@tiagol-t951 I wish they could adopt me:(
hearing dan say the words “dan and phil are gonna scissor” is definitely the worst thing that’s happened to me in 2021
Are you familiar with Phil's tops only bar?
you are eligible for emotional compensation
@@rojeyjo i agree
Support group is needed.
I think its pretty great tbh
I can’t get over how good Phil looked in this video
“Harry I-have-no-styles”
I’m crying I have never related to anything more in my life
Mood lmfao I’m just a giant hoodie who emits Twenty One Pilots energy
"The salon isn't in Vegas, but you are in my chair." - Phil Lester 2021
“Fun fact this sheep was called shrek so more similarities to Dan” lol relatable
I can't explain it but their energy in this video is 10 times fonder/sweeter than usual??? Also Phil looks so incredibly good
as someone who has difficulty processing emotions your little secret message at the end is a personal attack and i’m not going to talk to you for a week
(thanks)
We’ll see how that goes
omg you are a member
hey lol
wholesome times
i get u i am unable to process that people actually have positive opinions of me
Phil: this is too positive we can't end the video like this
Also Phil: *gives wholesome ending message in support of Dan*
This video has everything a classic Dan and Phil video needs
Every Dan and/or Phil video is an instant classic
PROTIP
I fell out of Dan and Phil a while back but used to be obsessed with them (went to both tours, bought both books plus hundreds worth of merch, watched every video 100s of times and surrounded my life with them) but this came up on my recommended and I gotta admit, while they may not be my thing anymore just watching them be screaming, friendly and stupid brought me back to when times were simpler, easier and when I was younger. Even if it was for 20 minutes it was a nice break to truly forget about everything and be a young teen again
Phil: That was too positive, we can’t end the video like that
Phil: *smacks Dan*
also Phil: ends the video with a heartwarming message
You know what I'd like? For Dan and Phil to record a video together, and then edit it separately. Then, they could post their respective versions on their accounts. Then, we could see the comparison! I just think it would be neat.
THIS IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA
I don't know how the TH-cam algorithm works but I want this to happen, so I'm just going to comment on order to make this comment more popular (if this is the way it works, lol)
BTW I love the idea :)
@@soccergirl3248 yeah same here idk either how it works but I guess commenting helps👀
omg this is an amazing idea what
bwhshaba i need this in my life xD
Dan screaming trying to get Phil to close the scissors because he's afraid Phil will get hurt is total love and care for another person right there
I love phill is usually crazy and silly, yet when dan is talking about something serious like his book he goes into a more like serious state and doesn't talk over Dan at all and just respect him so much
12:44 "Oh no! That's not straight! I've done a jaggy!"
Me trying to cope with my sexuality for most of my teen and adult life
that's so funny i'm sorry 😭😭
I laughed so hard at your comment
Wait this is so funny😭✨
LMFAAAOOOOOOOO
And now we see Dan in his natural habitat: With Phil, and regretting all of his life decisions.
The accuracy though
“we need lubricant”
“Harry I have no Styles”
“Only Dan’s” me: yes please! Phil: I’ve already seen it all
“Dan and Phil are gonna scissor”
*Dan does American accent*
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying🤣🤣
Phil’s sweaters always make me feel safe, help I’m a grown adult what is this
Listen here.
Some things we should appreciate in this video:
1. Dan screaming
2. Phil caring for Dan giving him snacks and everything :3
3. we know how dan is doing.
4. we got an update on the Book.
5. Phil did a pretty good job!
6. THE END SCENE I AM ABOUT TO CFY
DON’T CRY, CRAFT 😈 (yes I’m bringing that back I’m not sorry at all)
7. No blood drawn.
I'm cfying, crying and crafting
THE END AAAAAAAA
And- we know that Dan is POSTING IN JUNE!!!