Lyrics It couldn’t be me That’s what they all say Yet there’s thousands of victims Every day Horrific situations that can be avoided Yet people are unaware Some stay in blissful ignorance While others don’t caree Ecoli’s here and it warrants your fear Every day you eat Treat yourself to that treat Ecoli is watching over you Never know when it strikes Hard to say what it likes But ecoli is plotting against us all I had 5 wives all with ecoli It took them all out before they found out That I’m a cheating liar with pants on fire I knew a man named Dustin And it wasn’t long til he was fussin As he waded through the waters of ecoli Ecoli’s here and it warrants your fear Every day you eat Treat yourself to that treat Ecoli is watching over you Ecoli affects millions every year From it you should steer clear You can probably get it from beer Check your food when you look in the mirror I wouldn’t touch that cheese Is that honey from infected bees Be vigilant and simply don’t eat Because ecoli will make you dead Meat
Lyrics
It couldn’t be me
That’s what they all say
Yet there’s thousands of victims
Every day
Horrific situations that can be avoided
Yet people are unaware
Some stay in blissful ignorance
While others don’t caree
Ecoli’s here and it warrants your fear
Every day you eat
Treat yourself to that treat
Ecoli is watching over you
Never know when it strikes
Hard to say what it likes
But ecoli is plotting against us all
I had 5 wives all with ecoli
It took them all out before they found out
That I’m a cheating liar with pants on fire
I knew a man named Dustin
And it wasn’t long til he was fussin
As he waded through the waters of ecoli
Ecoli’s here and it warrants your fear
Every day you eat
Treat yourself to that treat
Ecoli is watching over you
Ecoli affects millions every year
From it you should steer clear
You can probably get it from beer
Check your food when you look in the mirror
I wouldn’t touch that cheese
Is that honey from infected bees
Be vigilant and simply don’t eat
Because ecoli will make you dead
Meat