You’re not gonna believe what the groom said in his vows!

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  • @evanwagstaff8074
    @evanwagstaff8074 ปีที่แล้ว +2206

    He didn't make a single vow. It's all her doing shit for him. Let alone how demeaning the lines are.

    • @MK-hm5gg
      @MK-hm5gg ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn’t actually say one thing about her character either. Just stating how he fucks her how she cooks badly and how he’d rather be with Margot Robbie

    • @donkeytime4263
      @donkeytime4263 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I mean look at her hair though. I doubt she could do better

    • @Sam-Oznog
      @Sam-Oznog 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

      @@donkeytime4263 WHAT exactly does that mean? She has different colored hair so she deserves the bottom of the barrel? Grow up, dude.

    • @lilsoup8239
      @lilsoup8239 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@donkeytime4263 I think you should become anhero

    • @aprilcrider2722
      @aprilcrider2722 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Its men like that that make me sick. Marriage isn't based on sex or whats good in the bedroom. What if she couldn't have sex or he couldn't get it up? It does happen. Theres more to a Marriage and love is just the beginning. How did he even get to know her, date her or propose to her in the first place?

  • @suchartboontid2560
    @suchartboontid2560 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    Girl, run.

    • @rb9888
      @rb9888 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      why?

    • @pkirra197
      @pkirra197 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@rb9888WHY WOULDNT HE?? WHO TF SAYS THAT WHEN THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED AND IN FRONT OF FRIENDS AND FAMILY

    • @rb9888
      @rb9888 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@pkirra197 she obviously share his humor and people around them knows him too.
      i like him. i think he's a cool guy with whom you can experience a lot of fun. some awkward situation too, but definitely not a boredom ;-)

    • @pkirra197
      @pkirra197 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rb9888 thats ur opinion!

    • @pkirra197
      @pkirra197 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rb9888 are you the bride?

  • @JordanfromOhio
    @JordanfromOhio ปีที่แล้ว +1096

    The type of guy who says ‘I have a dark sense of humor’, or brags about being the asshole in his friend group. So edgy

    • @DancingDeity
      @DancingDeity 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      These types are the worst. I just cut off a guy friend who is like this. Guys who are desperate to be funny/comedic are the worst because their prime directive is to trigger others then hide under the veil of humor. They’ll then gaslight you and say “don’t take yourself so seriously”.

    • @chukyuniqul
      @chukyuniqul 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@DancingDeityno, I just make bad puns with annoying confidence and find imaginative ways to whinge about something. The person I take least seriously is myself.
      Not all guys who are desperate to be funny are dicks. Hell, I'd wager none of us are, since wanting to be funny is-at the end of the day-a desire to stir a positive reaction from somebody.

    • @annalol7031
      @annalol7031 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@chukyuniqulfor some people that’s what being funny is about, and for the assholes being “funny” is about getting attention, of course not all guys with this sense of humor are assholes, but a lot of them happen to be.

    • @adrianaallen7771
      @adrianaallen7771 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chukyuniqulI’m not saying you’re a dick bc idk you but that’s is exactly what a dick who thinks they’re funny would say so idk if you’re helping your case

    • @pilly3815
      @pilly3815 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly

  • @kmnumdash
    @kmnumdash ปีที่แล้ว +417

    If I were his mom, I'd stop officiating and ask the bride if she's sure she wants to marry this piece of sh*t and advise against it.

    • @rb9888
      @rb9888 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you can be baby mama. nothing more.

    • @Erirytyri
      @Erirytyri 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@rb9888keep crying 🤡

  • @celica1740
    @celica1740 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    This guy is disgusting I feel so bad for her

    • @JustActNormal
      @JustActNormal ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know.....

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caffeine

    • @Chris-fh3db
      @Chris-fh3db ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You shouldve seen her vows.. they were sweet....

    • @jacobocolorado6432
      @jacobocolorado6432 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It was a joke

    • @donkeytime4263
      @donkeytime4263 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I feel bad for her hair

  • @andyArt5
    @andyArt5 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

    He was reading that like it was the first time he had ever seen words.

  • @monicaraybrandt
    @monicaraybrandt ปีที่แล้ว +900

    this is actually incredibly sad, the short cuts off before the bride says her vows but if you see the full tiktok she pours her absolute heart out about how she had a crush on him in school but didn't pursue it bc she felt like she didn't deserve him, how she "knows she's no model" but she's so lucky to have him and she can't wait to spend the rest of her life with him, etc. etc. and i just... when i heard that my heart broke bc girl first of all you literally COULD be a model but also it's clear that she has a really low self esteem, her voice was literally quivering the whole time she was reading her vows and this mf is completely deadpan when he reads his, hyping himself up, talking abt wanting to have sex w her like 5 times but not really saying anything abt her as a person, and joking abt how he'd leave her for margot robbie. my heart breaks for this poor woman bc it's clear he's the one who doesn't deserve her, she seems like such a genuinely kind and sweet person, and absolutely gorgeous to boot, and i hope she realizes that cuz if he's saying this crap to her publicly at their wedding in front of his mom and their kids, imagine how he puts her down behind closed doors

    • @tedlambert12
      @tedlambert12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree with basically everything except for she could be a model lol. She's no model.

    • @jpeg..
      @jpeg.. ปีที่แล้ว

      Her vows is a response to his

    • @jacksonwoods4958
      @jacksonwoods4958 ปีที่แล้ว

      Calm down Lady

    • @TooBrokeToAffordCoffee
      @TooBrokeToAffordCoffee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      She’s honestly much prettier than most models imo 💕

    • @blakefantasy2600
      @blakefantasy2600 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@tedlambert12You didn’t have to say that.

  • @Thebuffestgal
    @Thebuffestgal ปีที่แล้ว +958

    that’s disgusting

    • @jacksonwoods4958
      @jacksonwoods4958 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Get over it she ain't you

    • @jacksonwoods4958
      @jacksonwoods4958 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@camiasmrrr and I'm allowed to have a opinion and she ain't you get over it

    • @nla5307
      @nla5307 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      ​@@jacksonwoods4958 can't you throw your tantrum somewhere else? Like "get over it" over there.

    • @jacksonwoods4958
      @jacksonwoods4958 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@nla5307 me responding to a comment is a tantrum 😂 there's a book out there for people like you it's called the dictionary 😊

    • @jollygoodgordon5580
      @jollygoodgordon5580 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      - Man hater

  • @mizg2333
    @mizg2333 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    The douchiest vows ever written! No where did he even say anything about her 🤦🏾‍♀️ girrrrrlllll what are you choosing for yourself 🫣

    • @twebster179
      @twebster179 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      She's choosing to be treated like an object and allowing this POS to gaslight and abuse her. He doesn't know the meaning of "love"

    • @WaylonMoone
      @WaylonMoone 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This… happens a lot. Its super sad but only the women herself can be her shield and finally accept shes worth more then that.

  • @maria-212
    @maria-212 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    Anyone else miss when men were classy and not addicted to p0rn?

    • @feehloif3
      @feehloif3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Girl yes! This is why Im 30 and still single!😊

    • @DonutTeaBagle
      @DonutTeaBagle ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@feehloif3 it’s womens fault

    • @mani-ei5kq
      @mani-ei5kq ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@DonutTeaBagle men being addicted to p0rn is women's fault?? what sort of mental gymnastics did you have to do to jump to that conclusion? Or is that just your go-to response whenever men get called out for things

    • @DonutTeaBagle
      @DonutTeaBagle ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mani-ei5kq men arnt addicted, some men are. Therefore find the men that arnt and stop complaining

    • @Comic_Geek2001
      @Comic_Geek2001 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not all men are addicted to porn, maybe just the men you attract?

  • @ariosa6430
    @ariosa6430 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I'm already disgusted by the fact that he said this as his "vows," but what truly is disgusting, is the sheer fact he said all of this in front of his DAUGHTERS

    • @JumbledEye
      @JumbledEye 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And his mom. She was humiliated too. Everyone saw she did a shitty job raising him. Ick! 🤢Who talks about blow jobs and where to finish IN FRONT THEIR MOM?

  • @DelightfullyGrace
    @DelightfullyGrace ปีที่แล้ว +87

    He’s reading it like he’s giving a middle school presentation, but someone else wrote it for him. His poor mom looks like she could cry, she seems so embarrassed. I hate this.

    • @leila_de_hautjardin
      @leila_de_hautjardin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The mom probably tried her best raising him and realized her son is a misogynistic piece of shit.

  • @isaiahtipton
    @isaiahtipton ปีที่แล้ว +284

    I feel so bad for that girl

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 ปีที่แล้ว

      She chose him

    • @masterprize
      @masterprize ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel good for her, her husband has some balls and totally unhinged in a good way

    • @rb9888
      @rb9888 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      why?

  • @beepbopp54
    @beepbopp54 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    So he talks about how she’s not a good cook, and how she’s not as good as Margot Robbie, and the rest is how she’ll sexually fulfill him… okay cool I’m definitely not scared for their children’s future perspectives of themselves or womanhood!😅

    • @kyle21843
      @kyle21843 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Worst part is that they have daughters already

  • @Comic_Geek2001
    @Comic_Geek2001 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    As a man with a broken, dark, immature, and some would say psychotic sense of humor, this is just gross and disgusting. Bagged a real Ogre. Dude didn’t even have any emotion while he was talking.

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think we would get along.

    • @unlikeable.1554
      @unlikeable.1554 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like we'd have good friends.

    • @unlikeable.1554
      @unlikeable.1554 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean WE'D.

    • @anonomous8649
      @anonomous8649 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I feel it. There's a time and a place.

    • @lilsoup8239
      @lilsoup8239 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yep

  • @lucio-lv8xy
    @lucio-lv8xy ปีที่แล้ว +284

    dude i just thrw up in my mouth

  • @alexnorth9696
    @alexnorth9696 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Low class

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly. And I like your name.

  • @kronosad2759
    @kronosad2759 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    He thought he was being cute, clever and edgy. What a total POS. I feel bad for the bride and their future kids if they get to see this mess. What a low life.

    • @Chris-fh3db
      @Chris-fh3db ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They have kids. The kids had to hear it too.

    • @kronosad2759
      @kronosad2759 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Chris-fh3db makes it even worse. *smh

    • @k.i.a6433
      @k.i.a6433 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think she knew what she was signing up for.

    • @rb9888
      @rb9888 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he was hilarious.

  • @antjacksonjr
    @antjacksonjr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    You can tell he laughed the hardest at his own jokes

    • @rb9888
      @rb9888 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      still funny though

    • @yutedou
      @yutedou 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@rb9888 I already saw you before, I hope you also have a lot of sex with him, fucking simp

  • @nutterbutterpop8193
    @nutterbutterpop8193 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Wow… so disrespectful..

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 ปีที่แล้ว

      How is it disrespectful? To profess your love for someone? You’re just racist.

    • @nutterbutterpop8193
      @nutterbutterpop8193 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lateral1385 where the hell did he profess his love? Most of it was about having sex with her which is the disrespectful portion I am referring to.. and where the fuck does race come in to this 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @nutterbutterpop8193
      @nutterbutterpop8193 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@lateral1385 he not once mentioned loving her, and only mentioned how sex will be great about 3 times and then said he’d stay faithful to her unless he met Margot Robbie in person, these may all be jokes but personally, at your wedding, your vows are supposed to be your vows not disrespectful banter about sex and cheating in front of your bride and her parents.. I don’t even know what to say about your claim that somehow through pointing this out I’m rAcIsT because it makes no sense.

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nutterbutterpop8193 Margot Robbie is objectively beautiful. You’re practically saying that a woman is worthless unless she looks like Margot Robbie smh 🤦‍♂️ Yeah we get it. You hate women. Stop defending him

    • @nutterbutterpop8193
      @nutterbutterpop8193 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lateral1385 WHAT, are you high? I am not defending this fool that’s the opposite of what I am doing.. this has got to be a joke, are you even reading anything I said? This has to be a troll🗿

  • @ndmx1334
    @ndmx1334 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    This is so embarrassing

  • @jollygoodgordon5580
    @jollygoodgordon5580 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Lol the moment she said MICHAEL I knew she was his mom lol 😂😂

  • @_MrsPuff
    @_MrsPuff 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    If this happened at my wedding, my family, extended family, and friends would lose their shit. He’d be in a body bag a day later. He’s terrible I hope she’s okay

  • @amirah9293
    @amirah9293 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    His daughters were in the front row. What a failure of a man.

  • @nesian123
    @nesian123 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    would rather marry a mushroom than someone whos only matured physically from 12 years old.

  • @marim8798
    @marim8798 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    There is a fine line between ‘writing a funny happy vow’ and a ‘cringe psycho pretend-happy’ vow.

  • @captainobvious6
    @captainobvious6 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    She's laughing throw the pain : that's when she knew she F_*# up.

    • @JonathanPajakLensCulture
      @JonathanPajakLensCulture  ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hahah nah she loves him!

    • @ericj6636
      @ericj6636 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She defended him in the comments section and they've been together 10 years

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We don’t know their sense of humor or relationship dynamics between wife/husband/mother/mother-in-law. Looked like they’re having fun with it to me

    • @harleyquiinnnn
      @harleyquiinnnn ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@JonathanPajakLensCulturewtf youre disgusting

    • @fran791
      @fran791 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ​@@CantTellYou well you have zero intuition. She looks like she is completely blinded by love and he looks like he chose her because she was the only one that would put up sith him

  • @pepcaone
    @pepcaone ปีที่แล้ว +29

    That marriage is going to end in one of two ways, and they both begin with the letter D.

    • @lauragodinho5379
      @lauragodinho5379 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Divorce, death, depression?

  • @Bloodypsychology
    @Bloodypsychology 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Can I just say her hair is absolutely beautiful I love how the purple and red mixed together

  • @TeddyD4
    @TeddyD4 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    What a disgusting human being ! He didn’t even make one vow. Like how are people such pigs?! This woman should have RAN. She deserves so much more respect.

    • @rb9888
      @rb9888 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he's a specific type of humor and his girls loves it.
      you are the one disgusting here for making such a stupid comment

  • @djfally_beatz
    @djfally_beatz ปีที่แล้ว +94

    They way she is laughing like he is funny he is disgusting, childish, and selfish she made a HUGE mistake by marrying him.

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Naw, he’s just a little silly 😜

  • @JessicaBeee
    @JessicaBeee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Not sure what's worse. HER awkward cringy laugh or her denial & lack of awareness of a male chauvinist pig when he's right there. It's okay to have fun but not to the point of disrespect for your covenant.

  • @exoking65
    @exoking65 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    He is not even looking at her😭😭 no emotions in his voice. Just boring reading.

  • @andrethegiant6969
    @andrethegiant6969 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Ah man, to be 12 and discovering 4chan again.

  • @DistractionsDaily
    @DistractionsDaily ปีที่แล้ว +29

    guys don't worry he's grounded, truly a fate worse than death

  • @subroy7123
    @subroy7123 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This was strange to me until I found out that this happened in Florida.

  • @masumi158
    @masumi158 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Groom: Me, me, me, me...
    Bride: You, you, you, you...
    She should've walk away.

  • @lyhj_3007
    @lyhj_3007 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Im not the bride but i feel disrespected. 😖

    • @jacksonwoods4958
      @jacksonwoods4958 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why? it's not always about you bud.

    • @lyhj_3007
      @lyhj_3007 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jacksonwoods4958 because i have a heart.

    • @julesoxana
      @julesoxana 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jacksonwoods4958Cause we have a heart and common sense

  • @rubymorgan9942
    @rubymorgan9942 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    That was disgusting and disrespectful I would not say I do.no marriage to him I would hope she doesn't say I do If she marries him anyway I see divorce in the future he was disgusting and disrespectful to his mom too how crude.😢

    • @jacksonwoods4958
      @jacksonwoods4958 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah gotta love the online marriage counselors, always there to render there thoughts like it matters 😂

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seems like everyone there found it funny but everybody in the comments who don’t know these people or their sense of humor & relationships are REALLY offended on behalf of people who were just having fun 🤔

    • @kinggoosy4183
      @kinggoosy4183 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think people would ask you to marry them in the first place.

    • @rubymorgan9942
      @rubymorgan9942 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kinggoosy4183 I was married for 48years My mate for all eternity just passed away in January. You are correct no one will ask me to marry them I
      Would not be dating are spending any time with men .

    • @rubymorgan9942
      @rubymorgan9942 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you to everyone who commented to my comment. I disagree, but I respect your right to voice your opinions

  • @BigBen-wb1kl
    @BigBen-wb1kl ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Im floored that he thought this would be ok to proclaim on whats supposed to be one of the most important days of his life. This was absolutely classless. I'm really curious about how this marriage will play out. Looking forward to the updates.

  • @msangthrope5396
    @msangthrope5396 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    How gross is that? I would have walked off and said no.

  • @sophieminguez399
    @sophieminguez399 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    The way that the mother laughs it off and also that she is the celebrant. Huge red flags, being treated like this by anyone is domestic violence. We are seeing a glimpse into their marriage and the internet has gone wild over this because this is not ok.

    • @jacksonwoods4958
      @jacksonwoods4958 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shity wedding vows = domestic violence you seriously need help Lady

    • @ericj6636
      @ericj6636 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      His wife, who has been with him for 10 years, defended him in the comments section and said he wasn't out of line and it wasn't a red flag.

    • @galaxyaesthetics
      @galaxyaesthetics ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@ericj6636 take into consideration that people who are abused will defend their abusers. they see their world through rose colored glasses. red flags dont look red.

    • @jacksonwoods4958
      @jacksonwoods4958 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@galaxyaesthetics what does that have to do with the wedding vows ????😢

    • @armitx9
      @armitx9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      everyone always assuming domestic violence at evey infraction 😭 😭

  • @emorikuhn
    @emorikuhn ปีที่แล้ว +45

    If my Husband would have said those vows during our wedding.. I would not have a Husband lol. This poor woman ):

  • @lilsoup8239
    @lilsoup8239 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Uhhh. I legitimately would have protested the wedding.

  • @moonxcc
    @moonxcc ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That was.. just no.. I would just leave.. why.. so vulgar and nothing sweet was said.. what is this nonsense he wants her to cook for him and for her to make him happy in the bed.. and him?? What is he gonna do? Get off stat stage rn😒

    • @jpeg..
      @jpeg.. ปีที่แล้ว

      Hear her vows before you make a dumbass comment

  • @blueorgin
    @blueorgin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This was cringe I had to stop when he said she was amazing at half of it.

  • @victoriahuynh
    @victoriahuynh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the mother should be so embarrassed that she raised such a disgusting human being

  • @misswill8488
    @misswill8488 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Deplorable. But this is what happens when you operate off of the lust of the flesh.

    • @Comic_Geek2001
      @Comic_Geek2001 ปีที่แล้ว

      You just made sex sound gross

    • @selrox879
      @selrox879 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      She also had his children before marriage. He trapped her ( single moms have less options) and then lowered her self esteem. I ve seen it lots of times, i rather get a dog and a cat than a man like that.

  • @Jordan-eu2zh
    @Jordan-eu2zh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Would've been funny if they both did those kinds of vows and it was agreed with but this is just sad

  • @SierraLovesEvery1
    @SierraLovesEvery1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Well, at least SHE found it funny 🤷🏻‍♀️
    I, on the other hand, am horrified. Never would I make it through one date with this prick, let alone marry him

    • @jacksonwoods4958
      @jacksonwoods4958 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah you're right, a date with you sounds kinda boring

    • @axkermans
      @axkermans 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      She didn't find it funny. She is just laughing it off to keep the atmosphere light

    • @aggroblu9753
      @aggroblu9753 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      She definitely looked upset when she moved the paper from her face, then tried to hide it again by pretending to laugh. Poor girl, she shoulda walked off right then

    • @emilydivis6369
      @emilydivis6369 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@jacksonwoods4958 Imagine being the kind of man who thinks that treating his bride like a human being is boring.

  • @Iwasinthe661
    @Iwasinthe661 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The shit people do to go viral smh cringy

  • @happydays5989
    @happydays5989 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Theres a time and a place, this isnt it.
    Its brutal.

    • @rb9888
      @rb9888 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      depends

  • @najah7781
    @najah7781 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Gross. Poor woman…

  • @jesscline9661
    @jesscline9661 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    There’s no way in hell I would let my fiancé get away with that disrespect. Yuck! Also I hope their daughters weren’t there to witness this train wreck.

  • @heartoheart360
    @heartoheart360 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Who thinks she should divorce him
    👇

  • @nataliesparks4829
    @nataliesparks4829 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    and they wonder why women are filing for divorce?

  • @doggy4070
    @doggy4070 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    If I were here I would have walked right back down that aisle. Wtf?? I’ve seriously never wanted to punch a man in the face more than right now

  • @MilaDudley
    @MilaDudley 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Y’all wanna know some else, THERE WERE KIDS THERERE.
    AND THEY WEREN’T HISSSSS!

  • @jnal21
    @jnal21 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    what a catch! too bad he's spoken for now

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can’t wait to drain his balls, ya know?

  • @deltaxsingh
    @deltaxsingh ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Cant wait for the Tiktok where they get divorced!

  • @skyandthemoon
    @skyandthemoon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Yea I understand why the marriage rate is dropping and the divorce rate is increasing

  • @shakesinthehouse
    @shakesinthehouse 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Imaging being with that for 10+ years, definitely would feel like eternity.😂

  • @joycejoy4119
    @joycejoy4119 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Run baby run 🏃‍♀️

    • @jacksonwoods4958
      @jacksonwoods4958 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's true love

    • @joycejoy4119
      @joycejoy4119 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jacksonwoods4958 run 🏃‍♀️ baby run faster

  • @yourfav_ar
    @yourfav_ar 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i’m not christian, so idk how vows work but i know they for sure do not disrespect and say nasty things like that when you’re getting married. that’s honestly so disgusting.

  • @Ava-km7tl
    @Ava-km7tl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is what an abusive relationship behind closed doors looks like

  • @GrubbyPigeon
    @GrubbyPigeon ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Instant divorce.

    • @jacksonwoods4958
      @jacksonwoods4958 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good i didn’t want to marry you anyway 😊

    • @GrubbyPigeon
      @GrubbyPigeon ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jacksonwoods4958 I’m already married it’s okay

    • @rb9888
      @rb9888 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      do not worry, nobody is ever to marry you with your lack of humor

  • @camerongarson9963
    @camerongarson9963 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    john you're meant to be professing you're undying love for this woman not rating her on comedy central... try again!

  • @aaliyahbuggg
    @aaliyahbuggg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    After he said to keep his belly full and his balls empty. I was done, I didn't care to hear the rest of it lol 😂

  • @MaxW-Elie
    @MaxW-Elie ปีที่แล้ว +23

    WoW...That was a "dream" wedding ! 🥴😵

  • @emryclarke-um2bt
    @emryclarke-um2bt ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That is so fucked up that bride deserves better than that

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 ปีที่แล้ว

      She’s probably getting plowed as we speak. Rub one out for her 🫡🙏

    • @rb9888
      @rb9888 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      how do you know? she obviously loves his humor

  • @aprilcrider2722
    @aprilcrider2722 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ok wait a minute, his mother laughs and says as his mother she will ground him later. Well where do you think he got the ok to talk like that in front of a group of family and friends. My mother inlaw would be appalled if her son even spoke those words at all in front of her. And she isnt a prude, she's in her 70's and you just dont talk like that. Thats something you say in the bedroom, over the phone or a text maybe but not right in front of family especially older family who would be offended. I know my very strong religious Catholic grandma would probably freak out.

  • @monicaraybrandt
    @monicaraybrandt ปีที่แล้ว +3

    also he looks like if you put jirard the completionist, rex from simulacra 2, and my sister's ex-boyfriend into an art breeder like you aren't exactly a male model either broski

  • @lilaclovinaluminals622
    @lilaclovinaluminals622 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not the mum grousing him 😂😭🤣

  • @user-ff5nv8ft6n
    @user-ff5nv8ft6n 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why is everyone so surprised. Hes just saying what most men think

    • @user-ff5nv8ft6n
      @user-ff5nv8ft6n 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@VectorSpaceElement well i guess…only people i love is my family. Im 32 and have only had 1 relationship where i was cheated on so that person never loved me. Quite frankly im ok with it cuz love from people outside of your family does not exist or at least i dont think so. Anyway most men i know only care about 1 thing

    • @user-ff5nv8ft6n
      @user-ff5nv8ft6n 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@VectorSpaceElement i see why you have a partner.

  • @zarlashtkhan3740
    @zarlashtkhan3740 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Why are people laughing that was disgusting

  • @UndeadD0ctor
    @UndeadD0ctor 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It’s honestly disgusting to me. Everything about the husband’s “vows” were just ‘you do this for ME, what I want, what you need to give ME. Additionally, the wife’s vows I HAVE SEEN. Her vows are all US AND WE. It was never about her, it as about the life they both would have together and the life they have created together.

  • @2muchjpop
    @2muchjpop ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this might've been funny if it was limited to a private session and not the actual goddamn public ceremony... keep the jokes to yourselves and not be a goddamn "comedian" in front of everyone in a situation like this

  • @heather-lj7uz
    @heather-lj7uz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That's not a good man. 😕 He doesn't care about her, he only cares about the pleasure she will give him, that is so sad.

  • @_ayyy.J
    @_ayyy.J 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Where’s that guy clickin his heels n wavin bigass red flags

  • @airbornemelody6156
    @airbornemelody6156 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    he’s disgusting and doesn’t deserve her she’s absolutely beautiful and stunning it’s awful that she doesn’t see herself as bettr

  • @EstelleCreativeDesigns
    @EstelleCreativeDesigns 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mom deal with him later? You don't need to deal with him it's the bride you need to say to Honey let's go he's not worth your TIME!

  • @darjagreynshpol6181
    @darjagreynshpol6181 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Her hair looks too good for this...

  • @Dewonflower
    @Dewonflower 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    She already knows what he was like and still married him, not surprising that she laughs at his vows with no shame, along with the family members laughing behind the scene. GOD I am ashame in place of their's

  • @ElijahFeitosa
    @ElijahFeitosa ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dies of cringe

  • @suzieparis6821
    @suzieparis6821 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Creepy

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t see what’s wrong

  • @amogus5902
    @amogus5902 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    god thats just disgusting

  • @margiecueva7517
    @margiecueva7517 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    What were her vows?

    • @qweds3127
      @qweds3127 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      They were wholesome and not vulgar.

    • @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim
      @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim ปีที่แล้ว +48

      she said she knows she’s not a model and doesn’t deserve someone as amazing as him.

    • @alm6029
      @alm6029 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      They were sweet but she couldn’t start a sentence without downplaying the woman that she is. Made it seem like she hears backhanded comments from him. What do I know but idk if rubbed me in a bad way

    • @tikdoe7563
      @tikdoe7563 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim
      wow

    • @bell4898
      @bell4898 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim Why would she think he deserves a model? Makes me think he talks down on her looks.

  • @dustbunnieboo
    @dustbunnieboo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He doesn't deserve her.

  • @alexgrey7972
    @alexgrey7972 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cake sliced….
    Bride: why is there boss music playing 👀

  • @kaylanacloninger1391
    @kaylanacloninger1391 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How incredibly disrespectful, truly

  • @rosapaulin4199
    @rosapaulin4199 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is why weddings should be done in a church where the couple is reminded that the sacrament of marriage demands respect and dignity. This could never happen in a church unless the person purposely sought to defile everything the sacrament stands for and pretty much wanted to end things. It would be an absolute embarrassment. It really wouldn’t happen because the couple prepares for six months prior to the wedding with courses and counseling. The church is there for a reason. They safeguard the sacraments, including the sacrament of marriage.

  • @isaiahtipton
    @isaiahtipton ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Today, on this episode of impractical jokers

  • @sayori692
    @sayori692 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There is a time and a place for everything. *Some* of these jokes could've been really funny at a small reception with just friends and a little bit of family, but he's dumping all of this in front of all their friends and family. Not to mention that their kids are in the crowd as well. This woman's sex life is being thrown around as a cheap joke in front of everyone she cares about. Not to mention that some of these "jokes" are extremely dehumanizing and degrading. He literally said right to the face of his bride that he would leave her for Margot Robbie if he was given the chance. This woman obviously has self esteem issues and as her husband, he should know that and know not to make jokes like that. The worst part is, she probably sees this behavior as normal because of how long she's been putting up with it. That's sad and really fucked up.

  • @yyyooouuu7777
    @yyyooouuu7777 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What happened to his eyes? He look High 😅

  • @minks1796
    @minks1796 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ya... that marriage isnt gonna last very long

    • @jacksonwoods4958
      @jacksonwoods4958 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not with that attitude 😂

  • @jackryanTV
    @jackryanTV 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Absolutely disgusting

  • @goldenpanda1134
    @goldenpanda1134 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wow why is he triyng to inpress his friends that mad disrespectfull.

  • @Analymous
    @Analymous 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is not a man, this is a boy.

  • @lilashell3406
    @lilashell3406 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I would have called off the wedding. Gross

    • @jacksonwoods4958
      @jacksonwoods4958 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wow you got mad fast😂

    • @emilydivis6369
      @emilydivis6369 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jacksonwoods4958 What are you, twelve?

  • @iamvoidnoodle
    @iamvoidnoodle 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I feel horrible for the girl , her wedding vows were literally so sweet and over here is the guy reading his like it’s a grocery list