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Azruulei No, there is actual hour boosting services and free programs for idling games for huge amounts of hours. You can idle 30 games at a time on Steam this way without even launching the game. It is how all those people with huge amounts of hours get the hours.
"How do we implement a night vision mode so people can see in our game?" "Why not just replace all the textures with flat green?" Oh yeah, this is big brain time.
I heard the word abscond today and I remembered the name "Absconding Zatwor." Then I remembered this channel. I used to love watching DX back in the day, and coming back after a year or two, I see that the quality of the videos are still just as good as they were back then. Love your shit DX
Aaww come on, Tomato Way at least was memorable a little bit even though it was bad. It still had a lot more effort put into than any digital homicide game.
Soumitra Saxena how?! It literally looks like a pixelated version of a desert with rocks... you must have at least 4k hours on cs to realise that was de_dust2
That does it. I'm making a game too. I'll make it an empty exe file with full mod support at $5. I will praise the mod community and worship them! And I shall call it, Bethesda.
Spacende Eend , you're just making yourself look kinda dumb :/ Also, before you insult me for being in the SU fandom or something, im not. this is just an old profile.
@@Te0L0ser Ok, and? It's quite realistic, as it reflects some of capitalism, and it tells a pretty nice story, even if it's too edgy or whatever. At least it was more consistent than SAO.
Actually, I swear i played Glacier. Just Glacier, the original one. It did have an actual story mode, where you were trying to take down a guy in a black car (there were only 2 cars in the entire game; a white one you had from the start, and a black one you unlock at halfway point of the game, which was objectively better at everything.) The handling was atrocious, and the textures looked really old, but i remember loving that game. Then again, I was 7 at the time and i didn't know any better. That's not all though, the original Glacier was a promo made for some cereal my mom bought at Tesco. Why did it become a franchise is beyond me though. Quick EDIT: I just found the boxart for the first one: images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61DZk0drQeL.jpg This is all the info i was able to find however. There are articles on some gaming sites, but they're mostly empty, and the developer's website (which seems to promote shitty shovelware) doesn't speak of the Glacier games at all.
it looks like that many of these "games" were made by guys who are learning to program a game for the first time in their lives and launch it on Steam for a quick buck. If their games were free to play as a joke, there would not a problem, but actually charge several dollars for them are basically a crime by itself! I Hope Steam announce quality control soon because it will hurt them as a company if it keeps this up.
I’ve seen a guy who has almost 3,000 games in his library. He calls himself a “game collector” but the real question is how tf did he get enough money for all those games??
I’m pretty sure it is possible to eat steam games via piracy (pirated a game, after finishing the installer got a steam pop up where it says install the game? you know the one with memory listed and whatever?)
It's the worst kind of satire. It falls victim to what it is trying to make a statement about in the first place - shitty overpriced pieces of garbage that don't belong on steam.
24:08 Primitive, stop making games. JUST STOP. *They're FUCKING Awful!* 36:49 This game has a door.... THAT OPENS INTO *A **_WALL._* I swear, I could not stop laughing. Keep up the good work.
Back in the 90's, fake doors were common. There's no indication that they're locked, it's just a single quad with a texture on it to make it feel more like a real place and less than a series of monster arenas. Then developers learned that it felt less cheap if you added a message or a trigger on the door to make a locked door sound. But having a fake door that opens; that's genius.
idk if u got it yet but me and my friends actually did. i love the game as a meme but it lags so bad even with a good computer. i have 16gb ram and a gtx 1050 and the game lags even when its the only open application. my pc isnt old either its new so its not my pc its the game
BUBBLY It runs at a locked 30fps. To fix it, go into nvidia control panel, manage 3d settings, click add, click TW.exe, scroll to the bottom where it says VSYNC and turn that off. Click apply and it will now run at an unlocked framerate. With your PC you will probably have to play it on low/medium.
Here's a guide comment for the timestamps for the multiple sections of this video and the 'games' that DX talks about here. Because I can't believe someone (to my knowledge) hasn't done this after five years. 00:00 Introduction THE BEST OF THE WORST (01:14): - 01:26 Absconding Zatwor - 02:22 Call of Tomsk-7 - 03:08 Glacier 3: The Meltdown - 04:19 High On Racing - 05:04 "Absconding Zatwor" sequels ("Break into Zatwor" and "Fiends of Imprisonment") - 06:04 Eaten Alive - 07:26 End of the "Best of the Worst" section POWERED BY UNITY (07:36): - 08:15 Bloody Boobs - 09:16 Nuclear Shot - 10:32 Dark Night - 11:37 The Graveyard - 12:27 The Hat Man: Shadow Ward - 13:23 Protocol - 14:02 Fireflies FUNNY JOKE SIMULATOR (15:20): - 15:45 Skyscraper Simulator - 16:13 Farm Machines Championships 2014 - 17:33 Professional Lumberjack 2015 - 18:42 Grass Simulator POWERED BY SOMETHING THAT ISN'T UNITY (19:21): - 19:35 Operation Caucasus - 21:04 Introducing Unreal Engine 4 - 21:26 Tales of Destruction - 22:34 Introducing GameGuru - 22:48 Brief mention of "Kimulator" - 23:00 Brief mention of "The Face of Hope: Underground" - 23:11 Remaining in a Dream DIGITAL HOMICIDE LOST FILES (24:20): - 24:55 Attrition: Nuclear Domination - 25:44 Decimation of Olarath - 26:08 Digital Homicide's game development philosophy - 26:16 Mini Submarine Attack - 26:39 Withering Kingdom: Arcane War (also brief mentions of "Wyatt Derp" and "Wyatt Derp 2: Peacekeeper") DEATH COMES (27:52): - 28:17 Tomato Way - 30:07 24 Hours - 30:42 Masked Shooters 2 - 31:33 Into the War - 32:48 Why are the "Death Comes" games first-person shooters? - 33:22 Introducing the final two games - 33:38 Mortos - 35:37 Captivity 37:48 Conclusion 40:00 Credits
While I don’t like it, I will give credit that it’s at least unique and it does stand out among the other bad Steam games. So I guess that’s worth something
I was watching your recent videos (great stuff btw)! and I thought you sounded really familiar. I remembered the moment at 36:55 specifically with the door that just opens to a wall in Captivity, and boom, I adventured down your channel to find this video again. Man the memories of discovering amazing trash like Captivity, Guardians of Victoria, Lloyd the Monkey, and Sector are coming back so hard from 2017-2018.
It sounds like a Soldier: 76 fan. Someone came up to him and said, "You like 76's voice actor? What If I said I can make you as famous as him?" and this happened.
Teemo McNuggets well I'll say this, if you aren't planning on charging money for it, then don't worry, it's all about doing what you love. However if you plan on selling it, then good I hope you are scared, hopefully that will give you the motivation to put the extra effort into making it a fun experience.
I would love to sell it! But the problem is that I have no feedback. I am looking for people who can play it and tell me if they find bugs, stuff I can fix, ideas and more. Could you or anybody check it out and tell me what I can do more in it? It is eaaarly in development and it is just a Debug-Version to test everything what I can put into it. Thanks. :)
Don't be scared that it will be shit. That is pointless. Because it will definitly be shit, guaranteed. But the only way to get good at making games is practising. As long as you don't charge money for it then you aren't scamming anyone. If you keep at it then you will get better, eventually. Basically no ones first game is good, but there are good games. Make shit games, fail, try again. Study what makes a game good and how to write code properly. Limit the scope of your projects to something that you can do. If your have never made a game before then you first game can be a clone of a simple game like pong or tetris, maybe with a creative twist of your own. When your clone is fun to play and complete, make something that is a *little* bit bigger. And so on.
You can't learn how to make games unless you put them out and have people like this guy criticize them and get humiliated. If theres a place I can get it then ill get you some feed back.
+Teemo McNuggets I'm down to try it. *EDIT*: Not bad I'd say. I've never gone far into how making games work, but it looks pretty impressive. I'd say make sure to make it so the player can confirm if they hit the target, because it was kind of hard to tell.
That one and "The character moves like he's got three legs, all of them of different lengths, and one of his legs is his penis" was my other favorite one.
And I believe that Grass Simulator is not free. Hey, if I want to watch grass, I would use Valley Benchmark. Soothing music, FREE, and adjustable environment.
I've seen some games do that as a joke. If this wasn't intentional, could the object have just been static? At least from what I remember with some modding, for interactable objects like say a crafting table, all that was needed was to turn on the static object input, at least for those games. I'm sure everything has a tool for that.
30:07 "24 hours is an unreal engine 4 game where you shoot skulls... THAT'S IT!!. YOU SHOOT SKULLS!... some of them show up as red! others as black! you shoot them and they die :D! " Best game description in the known history of game descriptions
your pacing is excellent. I didn't plan on watching this whole video at all (I actually had shit to do, thanks buddy!), yet here I am at the end. Good job!
James McCready You need to watch TH-cam shitposts of something like Star Wars. Trust me, this video's fun to watch but those will make your abdomen ache from laughter.
Well boys, this video is intended as a big blowoff, because this is sort of the end for this style of content. DX Plays and subsequently, the Summer Of DX are being retired. That doesn't mean you won't see me play bad games anymore, however. I plan on starting regular streaming on Twitch soon. Can't reveal too many details about that right now, but there will be a lot of new content stemming from there, that will replace the usual DX Plays. For many months, my interest has shifted to the more analytical side of things, and the videos I've made on those topics have been well received. Anime and Games I F*cking Hate are here to stay, and won't see any real change, but expect more videos in the vein of my Tomb Raider, FEAR Retrospective and Video Game Aging videos. Thanks for your continued support throughout the years. None of this has happened without you. And if you didn't see your name at the end, but you gifted me something on Steam, reply in this thread. Thanks again.
DXFan619 hey DX bro lay off these engines are OK they probably even use these engines for anything for Sao and now look that anime and games are fucking alful so bad the poor son,s of bitchs that buy shit like wow
DXFan619 I'm excited to see you stream more, I think your style of gameplay fits that very well. And of course the very reason I subbed was your surprisingly analytical reviews even back in 2014 (where even though you were in an early phase you had more valid points than 90% of "reviewers" on this site), so I'm looking forward to the videos you announced on Twitter. This channel is criminally underappreciated and I hope it continues to grow from here.
That's because level design and art direction is much more important to aesthetics than having realistic textures and detailed models. The original Doom still looks better than most of these games because the levels had some kind of actual effort put into them and the art had some level of consistency.
A game that doesn't work, much less even _start?_ *I **_Fucking_** HATE That.* Seriously, that scenario pisses me off _SO_ much that I can't help but sympathize. I've run into situations like that on the iPad App Store, and it pisses me off on how many games flat out crash when I try to start them up. I'm so sorry that you had to suffer through so much, and I cannot imagine myself (or some other people) sitting through such *GARBAGE.*
@Felipe Correia Borges Yeah he wasnt like that, he knows that the game is bad but is happy that some people enjoy it! He even gave me free steam keys for the first and the second game ( yes there is a sequel ).
Oh I thought he just didn't know him. I bet the video was just so big and he played so many games that it just flew over his head lol They should collaborate somehow. I think they mesh.
Me not mentioning it doesn't mean it went over my head. I'm subscribed to the guy and follow him on Twitter. Surprisingly, this isn't even the most obscure Sterling reference in one of these horrible Steam games. Gynophobia also had one.
Yes! I needed my daily dose of angry TH-camr and was suffering from withdrawal, then this video popped up in my subscriptions. This is why I love you DX.
32:41 “when you walk it sounds like you’re wearing high heels” that made me laugh so much for some reason!! 😄 I would love a game like that, where a bunch of military dudes awkwardly are try to navigate in high heels while killing the enemies, who also is wearing high heels!! 🤣👠
they could of added some verbal context such as "she was my teacher" "or he would always dress so handsome." to add more depth even with a paragraph worth of narration framed like that or even her saying " my knee is started to hurt I will sit right here for a moment" and you as the player have to hold a button till she is ready. it doesn't take much to add depth to a game, hell they could of had her have flowers and bring them to her husbands grave and then she keels over beside his grave.
I have to really disagree with Tomato Way, aesthetically. I thought it was pretty okay. Definitely not on the same level of the other games you listed as bottom-shelf.
24:02 I love how infuriating he sounds when hes talking to the Primitive gaming studio. "I say this seriously, and with no comedic intent. Primitive, stop making games. JUST STOP. THEY'RE FUCKING AWFUL." XD
Lmao at 34:40 that’s not night vision. After working on a deferred shading renderer I recognize that right away. It’s showing you the “normal” buffer or something. The weird thing is there are normal maps in the game but with it on the walls look flat. So they must be disabling normal mapping while this mode is enabled to show you the raw geometry normals.
As an Australian, I find it awfully ironic and pretty funny that your video has ads from Australia's Cancer Council preceeding it. The ad is about prevention of cancer. Pity there was no such group to prevent the cancer in your video/steam library...
This was an awesome video that I watched half on one day and finished another. Never heard of you before, but this was a blast to watch. Low-key disappointed Journey Of The Light wasn't included. :P
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Kinda funny how you have similar names
@Creed Jaden shut
@Monroe Bothwell shut
Next video idea: the worst PSN library or the worst Xbox library
Never forget there's a guy with 17,000+ hours on The Graveyard.
How???????
I hope they just leaveit running on a spare computer forever haha
Azruulei No, there is actual hour boosting services and free programs for idling games for huge amounts of hours. You can idle 30 games at a time on Steam this way without even launching the game. It is how all those people with huge amounts of hours get the hours.
The more you know, it seems. Hour boosting programs? Do people use them to boast?
Holy crap, a medabot fan
"Jesus sends you on a mission for control of North Korea."
I have to admit, the premise is brilliant.
What!!!??????
LOL
well its what you get when you look at fiver for some voice actor to have a story and see jdogs Jesus for 20$ or sth
Is this the new job of jesus?
for real I actually wanted him to talk more about it, seems like a game I'd play for shits and giggles
"How do we implement a night vision mode so people can see in our game?"
"Why not just replace all the textures with flat green?"
Oh yeah, this is big brain time.
Lmao
lul
"bravo 6 goin dark"
@Don't Talk Zoomer No u
@@QuakeGamerROTMG OOF
I heard the word abscond today and I remembered the name "Absconding Zatwor." Then I remembered this channel. I used to love watching DX back in the day, and coming back after a year or two, I see that the quality of the videos are still just as good as they were back then. Love your shit DX
Bruh I literally came back to this vid because of this exact reason
this video has literally followed me in suggested for almost a month
Same.
same but i finally watched it and realized i made a big mistake not seeing this before
yweeeeeeees me too
Click on three dots next to the video and choose "not interested". Bam! Problem solved!
Not a Pinecone same man
Aaww come on, Tomato Way at least was memorable a little bit even though it was bad. It still had a lot more effort put into than any digital homicide game.
One thing about Tomato Way: They're speakin' RUSSIAN. (Sad kamяade walks around)
I'm sorry, but this isn't Russian, it's Ukrainian. They are kinda same, but still.
Ayyy same profile pic
pa ms
I'd watch it as a m.a.d. style television show.
These games are simply above our understanding. We have not yet evolved enough as a species to be able to comprehend their brilliance.
HappyTimes don't you mean devolve?
+700blue>>>EXACTLY!!!!
Like Rick and Morty
If we get 13 more seasons of Rick and Morty we can finally become the beings these developers expected us to be.
PREACH
Tomato Way is VeggieTales meets Kill Bill.
The L.O.E. Except even the early episodes of “VeggieTales” had more competently designed 3D models.
And VeggieTales has actual characters.
That carrot from Tomato Way is the monster that haunts me when I have sleep paralysis
You're Pretty Good for the love of god I don't think I could handle that
it is so damn creepy
You're a trooper to get through it
I mean it might look bad but the maker of the game did do a good job at making it creepy.
jokes on you, my motorized bar of soap handles quite well
same
Just don't drop it.
@@theblackbaron4119 BRO I JUST DROPPED IT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
sacrifice
Now you have to drive it by cracking it open and reaching the steering wheel that way @@everrtf
It took me 2 seconds to realize that the Minecraft+CS bullshit was Dust 2.
Soumitra Saxena how?! It literally looks like a pixelated version of a desert with rocks... you must have at least 4k hours on cs to realise that was de_dust2
HOLLY SHIT YOUERE RIGHT!
Yep
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5:34 You literally can not make this stuff up. I’m crying laughing
Evan K I can’t even breath from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
Someone made this lmao
@Old Acc it was a guy in his room
Subtitle: "11/10 voice acting"
Sounds like batman.
That does it. I'm making a game too.
I'll make it an empty exe file with full mod support at $5. I will praise the mod community and worship them!
And I shall call it, Bethesda.
Clap Trap how did it turn out? Lmao
@@bostonian4650 Sells great on Itch.io
Clap Trap nice
Severely underrated comment
Lol
36:50
Brought to you by Real Fake Doors!
Spacende Eend AFLAC!
Noah The Boa Trolls gotta troll, yo. :P
Dig Duke o/
Spacende Eend , you're just making yourself look kinda dumb :/ Also, before you insult me for being in the SU fandom or something, im not. this is just an old profile.
Spacende Eend Actually this is my original character.
Nice try, yo.
You probably have more hours than the devs on these games if you play for half a day.
True
"... written by the same 14 year olds that wrote akame ga kill"
ouch, i remember it being half decent at least...
No it wasn't
@@Te0L0ser It was, at least when I watched it when I was 11. Haven't rewatched it yet, but I enjoyed it.
It's just super edgy
The abridge is pretty alright
@@Te0L0ser Ok, and? It's quite realistic, as it reflects some of capitalism, and it tells a pretty nice story, even if it's too edgy or whatever. At least it was more consistent than SAO.
@@Someone-lm8cr you say that as if i like Sao.
Glacier 3? Whatever happened to Glacier 1 and 2?
I dunno
Asuna Yuuki global warming
Asuna Yuuki They skipped them.
Actually, I swear i played Glacier. Just Glacier, the original one. It did have an actual story mode, where you were trying to take down a guy in a black car (there were only 2 cars in the entire game; a white one you had from the start, and a black one you unlock at halfway point of the game, which was objectively better at everything.) The handling was atrocious, and the textures looked really old, but i remember loving that game. Then again, I was 7 at the time and i didn't know any better.
That's not all though, the original Glacier was a promo made for some cereal my mom bought at Tesco. Why did it become a franchise is beyond me though.
Quick EDIT: I just found the boxart for the first one: images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61DZk0drQeL.jpg This is all the info i was able to find however. There are articles on some gaming sites, but they're mostly empty, and the developer's website (which seems to promote shitty shovelware) doesn't speak of the Glacier games at all.
+Nuclear Gandhi That kinda reminds me of a game (forgot what it was called), where you drive a dark sedan in the snow, and there's a bomb countdown.
This dude is the Gordon Ramsay of video games.
*obligatory Ramsay meme*
THESE GAMES ARE SO *ROTTEN* , THEY'RE STILL CRASHING THEMSELVES IN THE GAME ENGINE ENVIRONMENT
ITS FUCKING UNPOLISHED!
IT'S LIKE PUKIN' ON A PILE OF SHIT!
....Nawww, the AVGN is. This is more of cartman's impression of Ramsay.
He really is tbh
7:16 Is that supposed to be JIm Sterling?
Limten As soon as i saw them glasses and heard "dildos" there was no doubt it was _Jim Fucking Sterling, Son!_
Limten yes that's the legendary Jim Sterling!
Hahaha I was pretty sure it was supposed to be him
Thank god for jim
Jim Fucking Stearling, SON!
I feel like I'm watching a AVGN video and a Jim Sterling video at the same time
Well, Jim is featured on one of the games
@@recklessredwolf1571 D I L D O M A Z E
press *F* to pay respects
F
FFuck that
VGDT bork b to Bork respects
*kicking coffin*
pay F to press respect
it looks like that many of these "games" were made by guys who are learning to program a game for the first time in their lives and launch it on Steam for a quick buck. If their games were free to play as a joke, there would not a problem, but actually charge several dollars for them are basically a crime by itself! I Hope Steam announce quality control soon because it will hurt them as a company if it keeps this up.
Yeah, you're pretty spot on. And glad to see you back, man!
Ariel Lima it won't, because not everyone is going to download these games.
I’ve seen a guy who has almost 3,000 games in his library. He calls himself a “game collector” but the real question is how tf did he get enough money for all those games??
Mj 2005 pirating?
You can't pirate games and make them public on your Steam library. He just has a lot of money.
I’m pretty sure it is possible to eat steam games via piracy (pirated a game, after finishing the installer got a steam pop up where it says install the game? you know the one with memory listed and whatever?)
He probably downloaded every free-to-play game on steam.
M J if all of them costed 1 dollar each, that is 3000 dollars. Or he could have been usin steam since the early 2000s
7:16 The game included Jim Sterling, and themed an entire minigame around him?
I'll admit, that did get a chuckle out of me.
I’m pretty sure Grass Simulator is meant to be a satire of simulator games
Youre mom is supposed to be satire
It's the worst kind of satire. It falls victim to what it is trying to make a statement about in the first place - shitty overpriced pieces of garbage that don't belong on steam.
and people that complain about grass in games, there is a high res grass mod for a lot of games, so they made a game that is all about grass
Tiagorpg mendes that’s why comedically the idea of the game works. Otherwise no
Tiagorpg mendes The game is still shit tho lmao, and it uses the same revolver asset from The Slaughtering Grounds 😂😂😂😂😂
24:08 Primitive, stop making games. JUST STOP. *They're FUCKING Awful!*
36:49 This game has a door.... THAT OPENS INTO *A **_WALL._*
I swear, I could not stop laughing. Keep up the good work.
PineApple Head xD I sure as hell do.
Back in the 90's, fake doors were common. There's no indication that they're locked, it's just a single quad with a texture on it to make it feel more like a real place and less than a series of monster arenas. Then developers learned that it felt less cheap if you added a message or a trigger on the door to make a locked door sound. But having a fake door that opens; that's genius.
PineApple Head xD well young sir i got you a Door that never leads to a wall buy one get one free costs only 1 million dollars xD JK
PineApple Head xD yes it does the Toilet is Golden ^^
I hope it's not to much to ask but can we get an updated version of "The Worst Steam Library Ever". Cause this is awesome!
7:08 I bet Jim's real happy about being in this game.
Dildo Maze? Dude it looks like somebody used the likeness of Jim Sterling himself.
Sam Reddig Gaming thank god for him
and also: fuck konami
Oh Ubisoft
how dare you tomato way is a masterpiece
If it wasn't so pitch black, the disgusting look could work to its favor.
Finally someone sho appreciates tomato way. Loved that game
They should make a sequel : Tomato Way 2: return of potato cage.
potato thriller ripoff
@@ancientunbound5613 just remaster it. better combat, better lighting. make it a proper game instead of a lackluster prototype.
I'm gonna go buy Tomato Way now...
idk if u got it yet but me and my friends actually did. i love the game as a meme but it lags so bad even with a good computer. i have 16gb ram and a gtx 1050 and the game lags even when its the only open application. my pc isnt old either its new so its not my pc its the game
LantemC, actually, this game was made and voiced by Ukrainians...
Yes it's fucking amazing
It's pretty dope
BUBBLY
It runs at a locked 30fps. To fix it, go into nvidia control panel, manage 3d settings, click add, click TW.exe, scroll to the bottom where it says VSYNC and turn that off. Click apply and it will now run at an unlocked framerate. With your PC you will probably have to play it on low/medium.
Here's a guide comment for the timestamps for the multiple sections of this video and the 'games' that DX talks about here. Because I can't believe someone (to my knowledge) hasn't done this after five years.
00:00 Introduction
THE BEST OF THE WORST (01:14):
- 01:26 Absconding Zatwor
- 02:22 Call of Tomsk-7
- 03:08 Glacier 3: The Meltdown
- 04:19 High On Racing
- 05:04 "Absconding Zatwor" sequels ("Break into Zatwor" and "Fiends of Imprisonment")
- 06:04 Eaten Alive
- 07:26 End of the "Best of the Worst" section
POWERED BY UNITY (07:36):
- 08:15 Bloody Boobs
- 09:16 Nuclear Shot
- 10:32 Dark Night
- 11:37 The Graveyard
- 12:27 The Hat Man: Shadow Ward
- 13:23 Protocol
- 14:02 Fireflies
FUNNY JOKE SIMULATOR (15:20):
- 15:45 Skyscraper Simulator
- 16:13 Farm Machines Championships 2014
- 17:33 Professional Lumberjack 2015
- 18:42 Grass Simulator
POWERED BY SOMETHING THAT ISN'T UNITY (19:21):
- 19:35 Operation Caucasus
- 21:04 Introducing Unreal Engine 4
- 21:26 Tales of Destruction
- 22:34 Introducing GameGuru
- 22:48 Brief mention of "Kimulator"
- 23:00 Brief mention of "The Face of Hope: Underground"
- 23:11 Remaining in a Dream
DIGITAL HOMICIDE LOST FILES (24:20):
- 24:55 Attrition: Nuclear Domination
- 25:44 Decimation of Olarath
- 26:08 Digital Homicide's game development philosophy
- 26:16 Mini Submarine Attack
- 26:39 Withering Kingdom: Arcane War (also brief mentions of "Wyatt Derp" and "Wyatt Derp 2: Peacekeeper")
DEATH COMES (27:52):
- 28:17 Tomato Way
- 30:07 24 Hours
- 30:42 Masked Shooters 2
- 31:33 Into the War
- 32:48 Why are the "Death Comes" games first-person shooters?
- 33:22 Introducing the final two games
- 33:38 Mortos
- 35:37 Captivity
37:48 Conclusion
40:00 Credits
Thanks for this!
Will be easier to come back and laugh at my faves
XD
As weird as this sounds, I love how angry these games make you.
It is that bad. The games shown here are a shitshow
I actually think tomato way art style looks great.
I'm curious what your dreams look like
The art style in that game looks more like claymation than actual cgi.
I kinda like the dark jankiness to it. It has potential.
While I don’t like it, I will give credit that it’s at least unique and it does stand out among the other bad Steam games. So I guess that’s worth something
Annoying orange if he wasn’t annoying
I have over 3k hrs on grass simulator
respect
Wtf
you can literally just click on his steam profile and see that he doesnt lol
it's something called a joke smart person
is that why everyone was replying with a surprised "WTF"
I was watching your recent videos (great stuff btw)! and I thought you sounded really familiar. I remembered the moment at 36:55 specifically with the door that just opens to a wall in Captivity, and boom, I adventured down your channel to find this video again. Man the memories of discovering amazing trash like Captivity, Guardians of Victoria, Lloyd the Monkey, and Sector are coming back so hard from 2017-2018.
I guess whoever made Eaten Alive has strong opinions on Jim Sterling.
Probably trying to get his attention for some free publicity.
So? What does that have to do with a bad game trying to get attention?
Most are. He has strong opinions and internet users can't handle that all the time.
Well what do you expect from someone who writes dialogue on par with Akame ga Kill!?
Jim "no one's taking your games away get those titties out of my face" Sterling.
5:36 I didn't know Filthy Frank was doing voice acting for cheap video games.
To me, that sounds nothing like him
Yeah they sound nothing alike lmao
It sounds like a Soldier: 76 fan. Someone came up to him and said, "You like 76's voice actor? What If I said I can make you as famous as him?" and this happened.
My natural instinct was to mute my audio
Good job, you won the internet.
I am currently working on a game. Now I am scared that it will be shit :c
Teemo McNuggets well I'll say this, if you aren't planning on charging money for it, then don't worry, it's all about doing what you love. However if you plan on selling it, then good I hope you are scared, hopefully that will give you the motivation to put the extra effort into making it a fun experience.
I would love to sell it! But the problem is that I have no feedback. I am looking for people who can play it and tell me if they find bugs, stuff I can fix, ideas and more. Could you or anybody check it out and tell me what I can do more in it? It is eaaarly in development and it is just a Debug-Version to test everything what I can put into it. Thanks. :)
Don't be scared that it will be shit. That is pointless. Because it will definitly be shit, guaranteed. But the only way to get good at making games is practising. As long as you don't charge money for it then you aren't scamming anyone. If you keep at it then you will get better, eventually. Basically no ones first game is good, but there are good games. Make shit games, fail, try again.
Study what makes a game good and how to write code properly.
Limit the scope of your projects to something that you can do. If your have never made a game before then you first game can be a clone of a simple game like pong or tetris, maybe with a creative twist of your own. When your clone is fun to play and complete, make something that is a *little* bit bigger. And so on.
You can't learn how to make games unless you put them out and have people like this guy criticize them and get humiliated. If theres a place I can get it then ill get you some feed back.
+Teemo McNuggets I'm down to try it.
*EDIT*: Not bad I'd say. I've never gone far into how making games work, but it looks pretty impressive. I'd say make sure to make it so the player can confirm if they hit the target, because it was kind of hard to tell.
31:16 did that one enemy t-post before it died?
That's what the assets looks like before being animated and modelled or becoming a ragdoll
improvement in my opinion
Tomato Way looks interesting as fuck, I would play it just to see how crazy it gets
Same
Yeah that tomato shit was scary.
You can get 5 games including tomato way for 1€ on HRK games at the moment. Think it's worth it :d
Nice! URL please!
“You’ve got about as much control over this car as you would a motorized bar of soap” lmfaaaoooo I lost it at that.
That one and "The character moves like he's got three legs, all of them of different lengths, and one of his legs is his penis" was my other favorite one.
Tomato Way is actually really fucking amazing for b-grade independent game
- Do all these have the Nintendo Seal of Approval?
- "Rectal examination shotgun."
A game where you watch grass grow? That's nothing. Wait till you play Paint Dry Simulator 2.1.
And I believe that Grass Simulator is not free.
Hey, if I want to watch grass, I would use Valley Benchmark. Soothing music, FREE, and adjustable environment.
people know that team fortress 2 is free right?
avocado that’s random
Play TFII or anything else over this pile of absolute dogshit I think is the point.
oh shit brother?
Yes, join us
I have 607 hours on this game
Tomato Way (a.k.a. EdgyTales as a crappy low-budget FPS)
+Sachi from SAO Episode 3 More like Dorbees mixed with Chaser.
+Isuke Inukai Ha ha, that's one way to look at it.
Sachi from SAO Episode 3 ⬅️
+Sena Kashiwazaki Minus all the product placement and celebrity voice cast.
I think the game is actually supposed to be a joke. (I hope.)
36:48 "THIS GAME HAS A DOOR! THAT OPENS INTO A WALL!" i died lol
Saw this vid years ago, still come back for this XD
I've seen some games do that as a joke.
If this wasn't intentional, could the object have just been static? At least from what I remember with some modding, for interactable objects like say a crafting table, all that was needed was to turn on the static object input, at least for those games. I'm sure everything has a tool for that.
Best line in the video
There are counter strike rip off browser games better than nuclear shot
TheGreaterG8r ha on roblox
TheGreaterG8r nuclear strike is the worst game i have seen visually, they didnt do shit
TheGreaterG8r now THAT is funny and a piss in the face when it comes to Nuclear Shot
red crucible was on browser and is way better
I used to play one of those on school computers, and it was actually decent... until the site got blocked
As bad as it is, I had a lot of fun with Masked Shooters. The ragdolls are so funny!
This video actually made me buy that game, its so bad its good.
This was a fucking good video holy shit 40 minds of well edited and bad games this like heaven
G_Boy "holy shit 40 minds"
Lost it when the tomato started speaking, the fact all the dialogue is in russian truly takes the game to another level.
He made 40 minutes feel like 10 this was hilarious
I didn't freaking realize this is a 40 minutes video until I saw your comment...
Best 40 minutes on youtube.
Dang, that tomato game is like a pamtri video in game form.
Strakester S A N T I A G O
I love that guy
30:07 "24 hours is an unreal engine 4 game where you shoot skulls... THAT'S IT!!. YOU SHOOT SKULLS!... some of them show up as red! others as black! you shoot them and they die :D! "
Best game description in the known history of game descriptions
The skulls from 24 Hours are like the Lost Souls from Doom.
@@DieNVA but least appealing
7:17 is that supposed to be Jim Sterling ? Lmao
Yes.
@Nightmare Immature? Hardly. He deserves the stabs. All of them. Fuck Jim Sterling.
@@unnamed715cool
@@unnamed715
Do explain?
@@sebastiansochanski He's an SJW. Enough said.
your pacing is excellent. I didn't plan on watching this whole video at all (I actually had shit to do, thanks buddy!), yet here I am at the end. Good job!
same.
This is literally the funniest TH-cam video I have ever seen. Thank you DXFan619
i laughed so hard i hit my head on my mouse so many times i almost accidentally bought on of those games
haha i dont even have a computer and this is the funniest shit ever 😂
33:04 You'll laugh your ass off..
James McCready You need to watch TH-cam shitposts of something like Star Wars. Trust me, this video's fun to watch but those will make your abdomen ache from laughter.
Well luckily we’re on steam and not on Bethesda’s site
"Just. Stop. They're Fucking awful!!!" I can't stop laughing at this line. All these years later, it still makes me laugh uncontrollably.
Same! The way he says it is way too funny!
im sorry that tomato game is fucking hilarious
Tomato way looks like if PilotRedSun made 3D animation
You are operating under the impression that these people are actually buying the Unity assets instead of just torrenting them for free.
Well boys, this video is intended as a big blowoff, because this is sort of the end for this style of content. DX Plays and subsequently, the Summer Of DX are being retired. That doesn't mean you won't see me play bad games anymore, however. I plan on starting regular streaming on Twitch soon. Can't reveal too many details about that right now, but there will be a lot of new content stemming from there, that will replace the usual DX Plays. For many months, my interest has shifted to the more analytical side of things, and the videos I've made on those topics have been well received. Anime and Games I F*cking Hate are here to stay, and won't see any real change, but expect more videos in the vein of my Tomb Raider, FEAR Retrospective and Video Game Aging videos. Thanks for your continued support throughout the years. None of this has happened without you. And if you didn't see your name at the end, but you gifted me something on Steam, reply in this thread. Thanks again.
DXFan619 hi DX love your channel. Do u want to check out my channel... Its not like yours just some gameplay but its something
DXFan619 hey do anime new game konosuba rezero bleach Naruto over Lord gate lucky star blood plus joker game or Tokyo ghoul for a love or a hate video
DXFan619 Steam is really starting to show it's Extreme lack of care.... It needs quality control.
DXFan619 hey DX bro lay off these engines are OK they probably even use these engines for anything for Sao and now look that anime and games are fucking alful so bad the poor son,s of bitchs that buy shit like wow
DXFan619 I'm excited to see you stream more, I think your style of gameplay fits that very well. And of course the very reason I subbed was your surprisingly analytical reviews even back in 2014 (where even though you were in an early phase you had more valid points than 90% of "reviewers" on this site), so I'm looking forward to the videos you announced on Twitter. This channel is criminally underappreciated and I hope it continues to grow from here.
i cant wait for the randy crow movie
Baxter Katz Rs!
The best part about The Graveyard is you can complete the game in seconds by having the old lady walk backwards out of the front gates.
7:07 I didn't know Jim Sterling was in a game.
funny how DXFan didn't realize.. ;)
@@patrickkanne He might of known but he probably didn't want to acknowledge it.
@@SuperCartoonist fair enough - odd but ok ~shrugs~
Even in 1999 games looked way better than this
yeah roller coasterctycook had Amazone grangerfw
what the fuck did you just say?
atur chomicz roller coaster tycook lmfao
That's because level design and art direction is much more important to aesthetics than having realistic textures and detailed models. The original Doom still looks better than most of these games because the levels had some kind of actual effort put into them and the art had some level of consistency.
LukeDude759 try level design and art was more important than their wallet
A game that doesn't work, much less even _start?_
*I **_Fucking_** HATE That.* Seriously, that scenario pisses me off _SO_ much that I can't help but sympathize.
I've run into situations like that on the iPad App Store, and it pisses me off on how many games flat out crash when I try to start them up.
I'm so sorry that you had to suffer through so much, and I cannot imagine myself (or some other people) sitting through such *GARBAGE.*
You think that's suffering ?? That your 5$ app didn't start ? That's just a mild inconvenience at best
+BtXp|XboxOne&New Mobile Gaming| a five buck app wow
+BtXp|XboxOne&New Mobile Gaming| Well, not necessarily "suffer" per se, it's more of a major annoyance.
It happens to me with CS:GO
Please kill me
It's probably that it was designed for an older device or older iOS version.
Some of theses simulators are now sold in mega 20 game shovelware bundles at Walmarts.
No shit, they've been doing that for years now.
6 years out, still the best comedic piece I've came across
As an indie dev these games make me feel better about myself.
At least I'm not *that* bad
The tomato way seems like something i'd actually like.
yeah
Agree xD
And the developer is very nice i talked to him a little bit about the game and he gladly talked with me
@Felipe Correia Borges Yeah he wasnt like that, he knows that the game is bad but is happy that some people enjoy it! He even gave me free steam keys for the first and the second game ( yes there is a sequel ).
The Randy Crow Cinematic Universe
DeadCrescendo Ultimate Zatwor experience
28:17 holy shit this game is the holy grail of games
Three legs, god. I laughted loud
Good lord, Tomato Way looks like something that escaped out of Revenge of the Sunfish.
"Controls like a motorized bar of soap"
That sounds like an interesting story
you mean "soape"?
When you see your friends library and it is just all hentai games.
*Stop spanking and start talking to Jesus.*
*shit...*
WuzNab "HEY JESUS! CHECK THIS OUT!"
...
"MY FATHER..."
So he can give you a mission to conquer North Korea!
Like kernal sanders dating simulators because I have 171 games on steam and it’s my favorite don’t be dissin the kernal
Not just that, but their badges, steam background, favourite game, trading items, screenshots and artwork are all hentai shit, Lol
Wait you don't know Jim "Fucking" Sterling Son?
7:16
Youngblaise2 He does, actually. I'm still surprised that flew over his head.
Oh I thought he just didn't know him. I bet the video was just so big and he played so many games that it just flew over his head lol
They should collaborate somehow. I think they mesh.
Me not mentioning it doesn't mean it went over my head. I'm subscribed to the guy and follow him on Twitter. Surprisingly, this isn't even the most obscure Sterling reference in one of these horrible Steam games. Gynophobia also had one.
Youngblaise2 :O
Youngblaise2 This means someone went to the effort of making a shitty green light game in the hopes Jim would notice them.
36:49 Real uh... Real fake doors!
they're real... they're fake, Real fake doors!
FantasmaNaranja Is this a Rick and Morty reference ?
Is this lesson 6?
Yes! I needed my daily dose of angry TH-camr and was suffering from withdrawal, then this video popped up in my subscriptions. This is why I love you DX.
No homo tho
No homo bby
32:41 “when you walk it sounds like you’re wearing high heels” that made me laugh so much for some reason!! 😄
I would love a game like that, where a bunch of military dudes awkwardly are try to navigate in high heels while killing the enemies, who also is wearing high heels!! 🤣👠
Not defending the graveyard but it used to be free and sometimes the old lady can die. Meh.
matmacsug also it comes from the developers of The Path, so that has to amount to something.
Oh wow. She can die. Thats crazzzzzzzzzy.
she only dies if you buy the paid version, tho
they could of added some verbal context such as "she was my teacher" "or he would always dress so handsome." to add more depth even with a paragraph worth of narration framed like that or even her saying " my knee is started to hurt I will sit right here for a moment" and you as the player have to hold a button till she is ready. it doesn't take much to add depth to a game, hell they could of had her have flowers and bring them to her husbands grave and then she keels over beside his grave.
as a developer, you learn that the more refined you make a game and divide characters the better the story comes out.
I have to really disagree with Tomato Way, aesthetically. I thought it was pretty okay. Definitely not on the same level of the other games you listed as bottom-shelf.
Noir LeSable nightmarish in my opinion, but it looked like it was supposed to be like that, or at least the developer put effort on it
I mean, it had functioning cutscenes. That makes it better than most of the stuff in the video.
Yeah, but it looked repulsive. The developer tried to make a beyond ugly game, and succeeded. That's not a good thing
It is a good thing, I like the aesthetic.
24:02 I love how infuriating he sounds when hes talking to the Primitive gaming studio. "I say this seriously, and with no comedic intent. Primitive, stop making games. JUST STOP. THEY'RE FUCKING AWFUL." XD
3:55 "motorized bar of soap" LMAO IM DYING THIS IS SO FUNNY
Fun fact: "Zatwor" literally means Prison in my country
(Except It's correctly spelled "Zatvor" here in Serbia)
He was sent to prison prison
Opasni zatvor
"The jogging animation sound effects sound like they are recorded by an obese man in a closet" Nope I can't I'm dead ROFL
The character moves on three legs, all of different sizes.
my dick is three inches...
from the floor.
Love your content DX, your videos are some of my favorites to come back and re-watch. Hope for more in the future ❤️
Thank you!
Lmao at 34:40 that’s not night vision.
After working on a deferred shading renderer I recognize that right away. It’s showing you the “normal” buffer or something.
The weird thing is there are normal maps in the game but with it on the walls look flat. So they must be disabling normal mapping while this mode is enabled to show you the raw geometry normals.
AHAHAH IM DYING
THE GUY AS JESUS AT 23:00 IS FROM FIVERR IN PEWDIEPIES VIDEO A WHILE BACK
why hire voice actors when fiverr Jesus can do it for you?
completely lost me when you started pretending that Tomato Way is somehow worse than a lot of the non-games you showed
play it then
40 min of DX? Am I in heaven?
IamMunkk maybe
19:53 When you have your volume at 10 and people in online games are talking to you.
As an Australian, I find it awfully ironic and pretty funny that your video has ads from Australia's Cancer Council preceeding it. The ad is about prevention of cancer. Pity there was no such group to prevent the cancer in your video/steam library...
tryAGAIN 1987 Oh hi sniper.
Spy Of disappoint ;)
This was an awesome video that I watched half on one day and finished another. Never heard of you before, but this was a blast to watch.
Low-key disappointed Journey Of The Light wasn't included. :P
I love Bastion
Lol, almost the same exact situation with me, but instead of taking a one day break in between halves, I took about 2.
we are making a part two *wink* *wink* *nudge nudge*
He should make another one for this year 2018. Its been little more than a year he did this.
Atleast the Tomato game has narratives
OH NO LMAO THATS THE DEV xD. WTF WERE you THINKING?
These games would make me depressed just being in my library