Believing The Flat Earth It's like Thinking Spheres aren't globes well if the earth is Flat I guess Gravity is not real, the core is Gone, The Earth Is a Frisbee And rotation doesn't exist Because if it did we would fall off like Food on a Falling Plate
Flat Earthers are so dumb that they destroyed their own Ideoligy. Flat Earthers are yet again getting rekt, but Anti Vaxxers wont. Prob because they'll most likely die to the new Covid-19. Atleast we can erase a few mistakes of humanity.
"No influencer has ever been cloned...." Wait a minute, wasn't Sauce replaced by a secret alien clone in the life of kevin? Yeah. That did happen. Its cannon.
The game gets fun up until the point where you have brainwashed the world so much that every reset gives you enough points to get to max everything out instantly
"Hey! I'm timing your bathroom breaks from now on, ya three-sided freeloader!" - CaptainSauce This just goes to show yet again that you never know what's gonna come out of Sauce's mouth! He can literally pop off with a pun or a quotable comment at a moment's notice. It's hard sometimes to find just the right funny thing he says that you want to quote. Oh, and here's a thought. What if all these Idle Clicker games are all just a ploy to keep everyone addicted while dark forces in the world take over and brainwash us into buying all their suntan lotion... Either way, I loathe playing Idle Clicker games, but it is fun to watch other people play them and let them suffer! haha!
@@UnholyTriforceDelenn It seems you havent heard of Veteran Minecrafters who still till this day still play Minecraft. Ive spend 5Hours or more olaying Minecraft. I need help xD
@@newriechren2343 I don't really consider games like Minecraft as necessarily in the same category as mobile games, because you pay for a whole game when you buy Minecraft, and you don't have to deal with ads or have to pay for ad removal. You buy the game and you can play it any time you want, no strings attached. With mobile games, they provide them for free, and they're really not full games, just Idle Clickers or simple puzzle games, plugged with ads and you have to pay all these little fees to get rid of ads and buy in game currency with real money to "progress". Maybe I'm just old school, but I feel like paying for a full game and having it available to you forever is much more desirable than throwing money into a free mobile game.
This has to be a game made with Gravity Falls in mind. The trees around Nailitper in the top picture look an awful lot like the gravity falls art style.
It's not necessarily how many people you influence so much as how much influence you have. One influence might just be one person who is unknowingly buying a newspaper that is supporting you. Ten influence might be someone who is fighting in one of your wars. Lackeys... aren't really directly worth any influence, because they aren't really people. The things you do that cost influence make people suspicious for a little while, because hm, what's this new trend with all the pop artists singing about triangles?
Ive actually gotten to the end of the game like I opened the last area , best thing to do is to collect 10 gems so that you can buy lackeys without replaying everything again and again
??Bill? Is that you? Bill Cypher?? You should be in Gravity Falls...trapped as a statue. I am very concerned, we dont need another Weirdmageddon....or do we??🤔
So you're an illuminati huh? Well i mean that's nice... dang i knew i wasnt alone. Also cap, it would be amazing if you'd play Rock of ages 2 again. I know you've played it really long ago, but it would be amazing! It was so hilarious and i'd love if you'd play it again! Thanks man and keep up with the good work, cap!
Speaking of fake news, my world geography teacher (pretty much history) just made us write a yeti short story and had us listen to facts about yetis that are supposed to prove them as real. He also stated, out loud, to the whole class, that he believes in some of the myths and shit like ghosts and Bigfoot.
Keep making vids on this app/game, your commentary makes it even more amusingand fun to watch. Also I reccomend "Into the Deep Web" it's made by the same devs as this illuminati game and I'm sure you'll find it as fun as this game
Life on the Earth is pretty cool. There is a lot of stuff to unlock and is very interactive. It's an evolution game. Granted it is very drawn out. It starts at Precambrian and goes to Neolithic ages. Which, they just added the latest one not too long ago.
Random thought of the day. Star Trek Voyager had an interesting episode on the reptilians. I think the episode is called "Distant Origin". It has something to do with finding human like lizards in the Delta Quadrant and come to find out the Dinosaurs evolved into human-like creatures and made spaceships. But were driven off earth upon discovering a large Asteroid was going to hit earth. So they built a city ship and left the planet.
Sauce: “I dunno if this is gonna be a super meta thing or if it’s gonna be 15 seconds of ‘have you heard of Tik Tok?’” TH-cam ad: “Have you heard of Tik Tok?”
"Ah yes we got flat earth, that's very relevant right now"
The Flat Earth Society has members all over the *globe!*
Believing The Flat Earth It's like Thinking Spheres aren't globes
well if the earth is Flat I guess Gravity is not real, the core is Gone, The Earth Is a Frisbee And rotation doesn't exist Because if it did we would fall off like Food on a Falling Plate
@@oldfluffykittenstudios2943 Maybe that's were missing people go, they walk off the edge ... lolol
@@fluffybunny3178 but I am the edge
Flat Earthers are so dumb that they destroyed their own Ideoligy. Flat Earthers are yet again getting rekt, but Anti Vaxxers wont. Prob because they'll most likely die to the new Covid-19. Atleast we can erase a few mistakes of humanity.
@@oldfluffykittenstudios2943 I believe in the donut earth society more.
Me: Nothing can cure my depression.
CaptainSauce: *Observe*
If u actually have depression get help ಠ‿ಠ
Hey @shy guy watching Captainsauce does help with my depression. Get a life. 😝
correct
@@taeriefaerie watching captain sauce is help
@@therazzlingdazzler6969 and aparrently also a stroke
"No influencer has ever been cloned...." Wait a minute, wasn't Sauce replaced by a secret alien clone in the life of kevin? Yeah. That did happen. Its cannon.
Waiiit what in the world
@@faisalmustafa4767 it happened in sims XD, I recommend it
Shhhh don't let them know
@@YURLOCSTAB nope! I shall tell
No
Heheh... Hi there, Master. How's business going lately?
HeY aReN't YoU sUpPoSeD tO bE iN sEcReT¿? Lol I love joking
I feel like you made this account for literally this one video-
Bill Cypher is that you
Do u have a tutorial
Hello
Has anyone noticed that the thumbnail is just bill cipher without a hat and legs
Yeah me too
Bill cipher is a illuminati with hat and legs
REALITYISANILLUSIONTHEUNIVERSEISAHOLOGRAMBUYGOLD BYE
I love Bill C
*Gravity falls theme intensifies*
Wow. I just realised that.
I've been waiting for sauce to play this. :)
Sauce puts an Illuminati in the face cam.
Me while dialing 911: Don’t make me!
Sauce: GO AWAY YOU THREE SIDED FREELOADER
Also sauce: wHeRE Did hE gO
@Doctor Auto patron
@Atticus Bailey FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GUYS STOP GIVING TH-cam THE BEER
mr voice tHEY KEEP BREAKING IN AND STEALING IT
@@brieason so how do go about stopping this
@Atticus Bailey yes brake... Like I definitely don't have cripples in my basement
Big foot is one of da best creatures...
And a lizard with a suit...
Bill Cipher finally got his own game
Does cap even know about gravity falls?
lol I thought that too
@@mrvoice3436 I think no But If Bill is Out there Where is Dipper....
I know where he is but why isn't he stoping this?...
@@oldfluffykittenstudios2943 cause he ain't real in your world but Bill found out to become real
@@mrvoice3436 makes Sense
The game gets fun up until the point where you have brainwashed the world so much that every reset gives you enough points to get to max everything out instantly
I played this to this day and atleast I'll gate trillion of people thing per hour
"Hey! I'm timing your bathroom breaks from now on, ya three-sided freeloader!" - CaptainSauce
This just goes to show yet again that you never know what's gonna come out of Sauce's mouth! He can literally pop off with a pun or a quotable comment at a moment's notice. It's hard sometimes to find just the right funny thing he says that you want to quote.
Oh, and here's a thought. What if all these Idle Clicker games are all just a ploy to keep everyone addicted while dark forces in the world take over and brainwash us into buying all their suntan lotion...
Either way, I loathe playing Idle Clicker games, but it is fun to watch other people play them and let them suffer! haha!
Unholy Triforce you are making a deal with satan
@@ratgodlovechez nah, I feel more like Idle Clicker games are the dangerous things because they're super addictive time wasters. Lol
Put it on a t-shirt
@@UnholyTriforceDelenn It seems you havent heard of Veteran Minecrafters who still till this day still play Minecraft.
Ive spend 5Hours or more olaying Minecraft. I need help xD
@@newriechren2343 I don't really consider games like Minecraft as necessarily in the same category as mobile games, because you pay for a whole game when you buy Minecraft, and you don't have to deal with ads or have to pay for ad removal. You buy the game and you can play it any time you want, no strings attached.
With mobile games, they provide them for free, and they're really not full games, just Idle Clickers or simple puzzle games, plugged with ads and you have to pay all these little fees to get rid of ads and buy in game currency with real money to "progress". Maybe I'm just old school, but I feel like paying for a full game and having it available to you forever is much more desirable than throwing money into a free mobile game.
This has to be a game made with Gravity Falls in mind. The trees around Nailitper in the top picture look an awful lot like the gravity falls art style.
Not to mention it literally looks like Bill Cypher
Do you not realize nailitper is reptilian backward
@@REEEEEEEEHEHEHEHHEEEE he litterally said it in the video, do you not watch videos?
Tonight on the ILLUMINATI BUGEL: Spider-Man meets Alien and declares universe peace!!
batman is dead joker is sad
Cap I love you're content so much it brings me delight when I'm down keep it up
4:28 the only type of people that would affect are really old people
Wow
The monopoly man hmmmm... the all seeing confirmed
Mark same
Nice on being first.
"It's Nailitper. Did your parents not like you very much?" And everyone named Nailitper started crying.
"Don't take me out of context, OKAY?!"
*takes himself out of context...*
It's not necessarily how many people you influence so much as how much influence you have. One influence might just be one person who is unknowingly buying a newspaper that is supporting you. Ten influence might be someone who is fighting in one of your wars. Lackeys... aren't really directly worth any influence, because they aren't really people. The things you do that cost influence make people suspicious for a little while, because hm, what's this new trend with all the pop artists singing about triangles?
Ive actually gotten to the end of the game like I opened the last area , best thing to do is to collect 10 gems so that you can buy lackeys without replaying everything again and again
the dude looks like bill cypher from gravity falls except he's sophisticated
Yeeeeeessasss
yea true
0:20 I think that’s a reference to the meme about Mark Zucuberg being a reptile..
OMG HE SO IS
I remember those days...
12:13 Illuminati Confirmed
0:01 I dont think I would have heard him say that in my entire life
The only TH-camr who doesn't know how common clicker/idle games work. I still love you though man!
Bill cipher is that you?
??Bill? Is that you? Bill Cypher?? You should be in Gravity Falls...trapped as a statue. I am very concerned, we dont need another Weirdmageddon....or do we??🤔
The triangle from the thumbnail reminds me of Bill Cipher
*I like you*
Yep
Same
Every time he says something I think of them saying pine tree or sixer
[on a break from uploading] salmr
Illuminati is green
That is Bill Cipher
Another great and funny video! Keep up the fantastic work!
[Riddle] i am loud and obnoxious i like music and rhymes im a fraction of the population, but commit HALF the crimes. Who am I?
So you're an illuminati huh? Well i mean that's nice... dang i knew i wasnt alone. Also cap, it would be amazing if you'd play Rock of ages 2 again. I know you've played it really long ago, but it would be amazing! It was so hilarious and i'd love if you'd play it again! Thanks man and keep up with the good work, cap!
Huh pointy looks like bill cipher from gravity falls man I miss that show
To me not really but sure bill is everywhere ∆
lailani jumao-as same
Same
not tryna be the grammar police, but you forgot a comma
Meh too T-T r.i.p gravity falls REEEEEEE
Speaking of fake news, my world geography teacher (pretty much history) just made us write a yeti short story and had us listen to facts about yetis that are supposed to prove them as real. He also stated, out loud, to the whole class, that he believes in some of the myths and shit like ghosts and Bigfoot.
It's kinda concerning on how accurate this game is.
Wait hold up...
Wait, if ur saying that then that means its not accurate, but then again you could be saying that so we think its not accurate? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Bill doors doesn't like apples
Bill gate hates apple
1:01 the yellow triangle looks like bill cypher from gravity falls
Chol Kim you still watch that
Mike Gerardo yes
People who recommended u to play is a member of Illuminati
This is the earliest I have ever been
I used to play this all the time! Me and my friends would sit down and stare at my phone in perfect silence while I played it.
*X files plays in the intro*
Fun fact: McGuffen (I think is how you spell it) Is a reference to Gravity Falls. "Pointy" is a reference to Bill Cipher.
Keep making vids on this app/game, your commentary makes it even more amusingand fun to watch. Also I reccomend "Into the Deep Web" it's made by the same devs as this illuminati game and I'm sure you'll find it as fun as this game
Just came back from watching flat earthers proving the earth is spherical and dening the evidence
Captainsauce: what's up guys
Me: the sky in my head OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Da frik
I know me crazy
captainsauce: "im gonna call you pointy"
me: "im gonna call you bill cipher"
Hahahaaa!!!! You always make me laugh!!
Plot twist it’s bill chipher trying to trick captain sauce to make the portal
Yep
Next to the "Deep Web" title is an arrow.
Click it if you want to play more of the game. I have to warn you though, the game gets pretty repetitive.
Captain sauce: Jeff bezos simulator
Some bootleg game company:Write that down! Write that down!
I thought I saw bill cipher in the thumbnail
it is Bill Cipher...
*A X O L O T L MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN, I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN!*
We have gained the sauce, move on to step 2 lads
I just instaled that game today and u made a vid of it 🤔
Thank you for existing. You make me want to keep existing.
Hey don't wanna be one of those people who are like "FiRsT" Anyway keep it up man love the stuff
FiRsT
Firrssst
Great vids man keep it up
Me: sees 1view
Me again:11 likes
Me again: bruh
K
Marcelo Pontillas delete this comment
Guys, don't let the tomato convert over to the Illuminati.
Don't take that out of context
-every captain sauce video
I quote a vid now for the likes. Too easy 😎😬
No
@@Ivan-uq8cc yes
Pointy looks like Bill Cypher with a human body
I AM PLAYING THIS GAME! I have been for 2 weeks.
Last time I spread my "influence" I got arrested.
Ive never been this early
The triangle looks like a mix between a stick figure and Bill Cipher
Just call him bill cipher
Like so cap sees
TH-cam decided to debunk your conspiracy on Illuminati by giving me a definition of them from Encyclopedia Britannica 😂
-Beware of the one eye-
Love your shows, watch them every single night, keeps me cozy and warm
Nobody:
That one random guy: *YoUtUbE iS dRuNk AgAiN*
Because people won't stop giving TH-cam THE GOD DAMM BEER
Other random guy wearing a ugly mask in 2025:it’s HAPPENING ITS THE CORONA VIRUS (btw this wasn’t meant to scare people)
@@derektaylor4142 it did
Cap's avatar: *AND THIS IS A LEVEL BEYOND SUPER TOMATO But you may call It SUPER TOMATO 2*
2:53 what is wrong with your eye
It's good to restart and also please play more
You’re my favorite you tuber
12:11 His face just went from this :) to this :l Real quick LMAO
gravity falls anyone????
This is adventure CAPITALIST/COMMUNIST
BUT WITH TRIANGLES!
how to brainwash 1.robots 2.aliens 3. hire captain sauce
Life on the Earth is pretty cool. There is a lot of stuff to unlock and is very interactive. It's an evolution game. Granted it is very drawn out. It starts at Precambrian and goes to Neolithic ages. Which, they just added the latest one not too long ago.
Just so you know saucy boi, there’s a glitch where when you reset you can quickly go back and do it again without resetting.
Random thought of the day. Star Trek Voyager had an interesting episode on the reptilians. I think the episode is called "Distant Origin". It has something to do with finding human like lizards in the Delta Quadrant and come to find out the Dinosaurs evolved into human-like creatures and made spaceships. But were driven off earth upon discovering a large Asteroid was going to hit earth. So they built a city ship and left the planet.
The panda had controlled multiple alien civilizations since it had 4.2 tril
"I love 2020!" God: Welcome to not weirdmageddon! -Nailitper aka not bill cypher 2020
Sauce:do I have the same chance I have of getting George Clooney as George Constanza?
Me(Being a HUGE Seinfeld fan):Yes one of us...
YES I was waiting for you to find this game!
You always find the weirdest, most hilarious games. This is no exception. 😂
Sauce: “I dunno if this is gonna be a super meta thing or if it’s gonna be 15 seconds of ‘have you heard of Tik Tok?’”
TH-cam ad: “Have you heard of Tik Tok?”
Are we breaking the 4th and a 5th wall now??
that panda add giving 4.2 Trillion people, surprised you didn't have a vocal comment on THAT lol
“ *im sure NO influencer has EVER gotten cloned….* ”
“HEY POINTY-“
3:13 was hilarious when he said "who told you to speak"
there is ALOT more to this game! You have more areas and upgrades using lackeys. please make this a series :)
Hmmm..looks a-bit like bill cipher...?
Boy, it feels good to be an INFLUENCER, amirite?
Remember my boo?
This is him now
*FEEL OLD YET?*
I love this game! Plauge inc and this game are so good ive been waited for you to play this
Uliminatti confirmed
i liked it because when you bought brainwash pop artists the song on my spotify playlist ended and a new one started
they look like bill cipher
The pattern in the game and on the edges not matching infuriates me more than it should
Oh hello bill cipher
My screen goes black for 10 seconds at 5:35 Me: Illuminati?. Add plays, Me: Nope