I Doomed Humanity On My Second Day At Work - Death and Taxes

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  • @papercandle6842
    @papercandle6842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    oh he's the guy who's gonna dig up the giant hamster plague - captain sauce 2020

  • @tyranicaloni
    @tyranicaloni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I like how at the beginning of each episode he says he is going to be the “worst employee ever” but then chickens out to Fate and does what is needed

  • @EchoEchoEchoX3
    @EchoEchoEchoX3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Make all the wrong decisions by ending the world not by letting human garbage live” Cap is the best ally

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about killing off that chemist at the beginning or that daughter who went on to become a surgeon??!!

    • @EchoEchoEchoX3
      @EchoEchoEchoX3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alexander Zhmurov those were killed because he wanted to end the world that guy was killed because he kicked his gay kid out of his house and cap wasn’t gonna let him live even if it wasn’t consistent of him choosing the “worst” choices

    • @dangergames5113
      @dangergames5113 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fate will be pleased

  • @elecric
    @elecric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    When life gives ya lemons turn them into reapers

    • @mjarzoms
      @mjarzoms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They did do that

    • @Weeman-je3db
      @Weeman-je3db 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me to friend: can I borrow some lemons?
      Friend: sure?
      Me: summones grim Reaper
      Friend:...
      Me:... soooooo he can kill people by fax

    • @Squills0
      @Squills0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When FATE gives you lemons

    • @ahumanbeing4591
      @ahumanbeing4591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You took my profile picture :(

    • @tedtalking1149
      @tedtalking1149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underated comment

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I really enjoy this series. Each day it’s almost like small logic puzzles, making sure you follow each of the rules, but the overarching stories are interesting too. Plus your reactions are always hilarious. 😂 I hope you continue this one. I’d love to see the rest of the game!

  • @MistahJsArcade
    @MistahJsArcade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I am so glad the voice changer made a return for this video, I hope it continues to be a part of your videos

  • @sparrowflyaway
    @sparrowflyaway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    “They’re not giving me a living wage!”
    Well, I mean... are you technically really *living*?

  • @z.t.w.7440
    @z.t.w.7440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I can't believe I only now thought of this on my own: This is what you call a truly saucy boy.
    Why are you booing me? I'm right!

    • @doth8600
      @doth8600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What you egg

    • @alexandertran9387
      @alexandertran9387 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @psychoinc.496
      @psychoinc.496 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      REEEEEE

    • @doth8600
      @doth8600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Chill_im_pro11 OwO are we the first ones to make this joke i wonder

  • @zrpz4837
    @zrpz4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I love this guy he's so damn funny
    Edit:holy *$#¡+* I didn't think this was going to be this popular luar(sorry if I didn't spell it right) thank you!

  • @ghostchain7354
    @ghostchain7354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “I don’t really socialize with anyone other than my boss and the pirate in the basement”
    - Captainsauce 2020

  • @gaminganimators7000
    @gaminganimators7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'd love if there was a DLC where you play as reapers from other departments like the child one.

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy ปีที่แล้ว

      Or maybe a DLC or secondary game where you play as a supervisor judging reapers based on their work

  • @lisarooney9389
    @lisarooney9389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Just Incase you don’t know the “screaming” money is the amount of money you have. This is probably so you know if you have the budget to mess around a bit

  • @matthewboire6843
    @matthewboire6843 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cap mentioning that if nothing is alive then he is obsolete is so unsettling.

  • @sirfrunky
    @sirfrunky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    30:02, I don't think he has watched Dexter.

  • @UnholyTriforceDelenn
    @UnholyTriforceDelenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Sometimes, the funniest parts of games that require Sauce to read is seeing how much fun he has while trying to pronounce words like "perfunctory" in his Reaper voice lol It's awesome.

  • @blakesmith4919
    @blakesmith4919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My uncle died yesterday in Henrico county and not gonna lie It was really an eye opener to the people I care about and I know I don't "know you" but you make me laugh all the time so I just wanna say thank you for everything

  • @luckypunfire6263
    @luckypunfire6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I played this game once through and I have to say that the developments in it are very entertaining and unexpected. I dearly hope you continue this playthrough at least until you finish 28 days; I don't think you'll regret it.

  • @raxivy7878
    @raxivy7878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "captainsauce being billy on cartoon network"
    Sauce: GRIM, KILL HIM
    Grim: Why should i?
    Sauce: Come here doggy, *i have dinner for you*
    Grim: Now now

  • @starstar7868
    @starstar7868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love this please keep playing this cap

  • @raxivy7878
    @raxivy7878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thanos clear 50% of humanity
    Grim: I'm off for vacation

  • @JamLice
    @JamLice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    When he forgets about yesterday when he kill the rector

  • @bluepearl4624
    @bluepearl4624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Why hello sauce. haven’t been this early since I started existing.

  • @nooneimportant415
    @nooneimportant415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game should be called “High Court Simulator”. It’s exactly like being a High Court judge. You have to choose between giving the illegal Mexican refugee status or giving the K-pop singer the rights of free speech. Decisions, decisions.

  • @no-sleep420
    @no-sleep420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how he says "I hope your a kpop singer" Because like that got me laughing

  • @mr.vengeful725
    @mr.vengeful725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Good job, keep it up man, you do good work!

  • @HobbitWithABlunt7079
    @HobbitWithABlunt7079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My battle!
    The end.....
    Two reapers in the middle four sword casters with 5 cheer leaders each
    Ten candle heads behind the skeloton warriors and skeloton warriors in the VERY front
    20 skeloton archers in front of the pumpkin cantapult and the pumpkin cantapults are at the very back there are four of them

    • @Gamelover-lh8ek
      @Gamelover-lh8ek 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s catapult it’s skeleton

    • @user-fi4pi4ps9x
      @user-fi4pi4ps9x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wrong video my dude

    • @mjarzoms
      @mjarzoms 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comment for tabs

    • @Weeman-je3db
      @Weeman-je3db 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great idea, poor video to comment it on

    • @Weeman-je3db
      @Weeman-je3db 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But sounds like a good idea, hope it gets featured

  • @americanmapper2445
    @americanmapper2445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    6:31 I heard a cat meow

  • @ashleycat4
    @ashleycat4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This series has been great so far. I can't wait to see more.

  • @m.bukhori2304
    @m.bukhori2304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When you're working at the scp foundation

  • @its_yourbedtime
    @its_yourbedtime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    infinite reapers mean infinite lemons to create such reapers
    I guess when life gives you lemons use them to create reapers to take the souls of the living

  • @raxivy7878
    @raxivy7878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    30:19
    Murderer that kills the other murderer
    Grim: Keep it going

  • @stove3517
    @stove3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hey captainsauce, you can move the profiles, just drag them.

  • @diggydiggyhole-fan
    @diggydiggyhole-fan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The Annals of..." I know you were going with Anals there.
    Also. Grim doesn't have any pockets so how would he carry his money? If Grim did carry money in his pocket, all that jingling would alert the soon to be dead that he's coming.

  • @lordarchard2800
    @lordarchard2800 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    20:34 The River Styx is one of the rivers that flow through the Underworld. Known as the River that which the Gods place their oaths upon, it is also the River of Hate, the river which Achilles was dipped in, granting him Invulnerability, and the river which carries souls into the afterlife, polluted by the dreams that never came true. Alongside the River Styx, there is the River Phlegethon, the River of Fire. The River Cocytus, the River of Misery. The River Lethe, the River of Forgetfulness. And The River Acheron, the River of Pain.

  • @peytoncain4821
    @peytoncain4821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    8:38 “they’re not paying me a living wage” of course they aren’t your a skeleton

  • @Luci_Diavol
    @Luci_Diavol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's good to know that reapers spend their money on dog toys and mirrors, true entrepreneurs

  • @MinMin4theWinWin
    @MinMin4theWinWin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd love to see you return to this series!

  • @jaemynbaer4504
    @jaemynbaer4504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love you CaptainSauce

  • @fearlesslife21
    @fearlesslife21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This gets so much better so please keep playing it through!

  • @phoebegale4154
    @phoebegale4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Love this series, please continue💕

  • @bigdealproductions1707
    @bigdealproductions1707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'd be more than happy to see you play more of this game!
    Keep up the good work! Or should I say... Keep up the good play?

  • @EquilRoomProductions
    @EquilRoomProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me;Hay cap
    Cap:ya
    Me:I was going through depression
    Cap:really
    Me:ya I know
    Real time I was going through depression and its bad so thank you for making me want to see what your funny comments and so I can't say thank you enough

    • @EquilRoomProductions
      @EquilRoomProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh ya what I'm saying is that I would be dead without you so thank you

    • @monicat8
      @monicat8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oki 😶

  • @DAKOTALOVESSTARWARS
    @DAKOTALOVESSTARWARS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You were the first channel I subscribed to also release the captainsauce plushie

  • @wontbesilenced5896
    @wontbesilenced5896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Sun feels nice today does it not?" Is there actually a sun in the underworld? ;-;

    • @metrux321
      @metrux321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But is he really on the underworld? He went to a common market to get those lemons...

    • @neonwaffle3327
      @neonwaffle3327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      metrux321 could have just went to a real world market but he lives in the underworld

  • @hoboq7631
    @hoboq7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    32:40 Cap 2 humans have to die, that doesnt mean you cant kill more

    • @mjarzoms
      @mjarzoms 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Correct everyone can die

    • @SilentPsychopath
      @SilentPsychopath 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can kill more, but Fate gets angry. I think you also don't get paid, or at least get a reduced pay.

  • @hackerhackers9883
    @hackerhackers9883 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like it how he just forgets that his boss said that we want to save the people

  • @Splack152
    @Splack152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:46 “he got the short end of the stick”
    Well yeah he was kicked out of the house by a stic

  • @Name...123
    @Name...123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Captainsauce: 0:39 who lives and who dies
    Me a Hamilton fan:Let me tell you what I wish I'd known
    When I was young and dreamed of glory
    You have no control
    Who lives, who dies, who tells your story?
    President Jefferson:
    I'll give him this: his financial system is a work of genius
    I couldn't undo it if I tried
    And I've tried
    Who lives, who dies, who tells your story?
    President Madison:
    He took our country from bankruptcy to prosperity
    I hate to admit it
    But he doesn't get enough credit for all the credit he gave us
    Who lives, who dies, who tells your story
    Every other founding father's story gets told
    Every other founding father gets to grow old
    And when you're gone, who remembers your name?
    Who keeps your flame?
    Who tells your story?
    Who tells your story?
    Who tells your story?
    I put myself back in the narrative
    (Eliza)
    I stop wasting time on tears
    I live another fifty years
    It's not enough
    (Eliza)
    I interview every soldier who fought by your side
    (She tells our story)
    I try to make sense of your thousands of pages of writings
    You really do write like you're running out of time
    I rely on Angelica
    While she's alive we tell your story
    She is buried in Trinity Church near you
    When I needed her most, she was right on time
    And I'm still not through
    I ask myself, what would you do if you had more time
    The Lord, in his kindness
    He gives me what you always wanted
    He gives me more time
    I raise funds in D.C. for the Washington Monument
    (She tells my story)
    I speak out against slavery
    You could have done so much more if you only had time
    And when my time is up, have I done enough?
    Will they tell your story?
    Oh. Can I show you what I'm proudest of?
    (The orphanage)
    I establish the first private orphanage in New York City
    (The orphanage)
    I help to raise hundreds of children
    I get to see them growing up
    (The orphanage)
    In their eyes I see you, Alexander
    I see you every time
    And when my time is up
    Have I done enough?
    Will they tell your story?
    Oh, I can't wait to see you again
    It's only a matter of time
    Will they tell your story? (Time)
    Who lives, who dies, who tells your story? (Time)
    Will they tell your story? (Time)
    Who lives, who dies who tells your story?

  • @galaxyx6972
    @galaxyx6972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this series keep doing it cap
    Edit: I can’t believe how popular this is (sorry if I didn’t spell it right)

  • @lorenzopastorelli1114
    @lorenzopastorelli1114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Puns! Quips! Jokes! Hurrah!

  • @lordarchard2800
    @lordarchard2800 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:54 Thanatos, a fleshy god, who is the embodiment of Death in Greco-Roman Mythology works 24/7. You don't see him complaining. Plus, he only has one co-worker, Hermes, the Messenger God. (Who happens to get 200,000+ emails per second, and has to respond to them all, genuinely, and handle every single messaging job across the world. He only complains a little, less than you do)

  • @jeffersonskrabanek9263
    @jeffersonskrabanek9263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey cap I guarantee u we all want to see more of this

  • @IAmDaOneIADO
    @IAmDaOneIADO 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't think he understands, that you aren't trying to doom humanity. You are trying to save it. So a plague getting ready to be released, is not "good for business".

  • @Nightmare_S1337
    @Nightmare_S1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the fate voice.

  • @imgay7110
    @imgay7110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think the cat is some type of death/reaper bc,well,........just look at its eyes same as the reapers eyes

  • @Aaronandjaden-b2h
    @Aaronandjaden-b2h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yay, a half an hour video!

  • @girlscangame2333
    @girlscangame2333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This ahem I’ve been waiting for this

  • @johnmckeown9524
    @johnmckeown9524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best series yet!!

  • @adventureseeker8988
    @adventureseeker8988 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Maybe" we want more? "Maybe"? You sir have just started.

  • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
    @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine being so good that fate itself wants you to live

  • @kmariep2425
    @kmariep2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you were putting the coins in the drawers, the text at the bottom said "this bad boy can fit so much spaghetti in it." Or something like that.

  • @ouiouilafayette4544
    @ouiouilafayette4544 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did ANYBODY ELSE notice at 3:24, Shanon says “Oh human what did you get yourself into..”

  • @stove3517
    @stove3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Captsauce squad, here!

  • @demascus3vods
    @demascus3vods 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Florian is Dexter and the nurse who killed people is the description of his first kill of his life in the show

  • @Dragoooooon
    @Dragoooooon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    If the Grim Reaper had a good sense of humor, we'd all be dead.

  • @user-ct5yr6ro3v
    @user-ct5yr6ro3v 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cap-“Who lives, who dies”
    Me- who tells your story~

  • @Shivablade
    @Shivablade 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i wanna see more, and i hope when it's all done you do another playthrough but screw up on purpose, like just murder everyone, or something

  • @themaddoctor5304
    @themaddoctor5304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know what they say. Nothing's certain but death and taxes.

  • @jessesmith6824
    @jessesmith6824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ive been waiting for this one, yay!

  • @hamsterfangaming1441
    @hamsterfangaming1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact you didnt say cryptic currency makes me sad on a new level

  • @Theagames10
    @Theagames10 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did you know they added new levels in Brain Out!

  • @jessgerow
    @jessgerow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm starting to think Fate just wants to devastate the human race.

  • @ryry3032
    @ryry3032 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    he doesn't get at the begging when he says the sun is lovely today but last episode he let the sun cultist live

  • @jacquelineirizarry3288
    @jacquelineirizarry3288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He is so funny that I want to throw my own phone just by laughing

  • @MelanieVick
    @MelanieVick 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please play more! I have several theories. Maybe you're really undergoing psychological testing - or maybe you're in pergatory!

  • @Goobergal8705
    @Goobergal8705 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:47 They got this universe's Captain Sauce to comment.

  • @kyvremthedestroyer9085
    @kyvremthedestroyer9085 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sauce: I’m gonna release a hamster plague
    Me, who plays zombie apocalypse games:

  • @almahnak12
    @almahnak12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    he was rocking daily uploads, feels bad to break the streak

  • @echohyena
    @echohyena ปีที่แล้ว

    I went: "Can we transfer to the child department?" When Fate talked about the other departments and now I can't stop thinking this.
    Reaper: "Can I transfer to kill children?"
    Fate: "What?- No. Why?"
    Reaper: "Y E E T U S T H E F E T U S"
    Fate: "..."

  • @risa-zq8wd
    @risa-zq8wd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tbh I am just growing more into ur videos as I keep watching them.(: ps-who else is binge watching his vids?

  • @Specksnation
    @Specksnation ปีที่แล้ว

    Boo is a giant miniature space hamster from the neverwinter series

  • @rleviguthrie9898
    @rleviguthrie9898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When sause mispernouces your middle name but you dont even want him to try to pronounce your last name

  • @Phi_Lix
    @Phi_Lix 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last time I heard that Reaper voice was back in your death coming series and it’s great to hear it again!

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A long video? Yes!

  • @chaoscoyotex
    @chaoscoyotex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You do not need to kill "x" amount, you need the minimum of "x"

    • @SilentPsychopath
      @SilentPsychopath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, Fate gets angry if you kill more than the specified number.

  • @danieljohnson2393
    @danieljohnson2393 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gordon Freeman accidently launched an invasion of earth in his first day of work

  • @thegiverofwisdom1526
    @thegiverofwisdom1526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your videos

  • @lemonboi3475
    @lemonboi3475 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    HOW DOES HE NOT NOTICE THAT HE JUST GOT HIS PROFILE THE DAY BEFORE😂😂 11:43

  • @hjart6751
    @hjart6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You predicted 2020

  • @sammi_T
    @sammi_T 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not gonna lie at 24:51 I freaked out hearing my name 😂 I’m also very surprised Cap pronounced it like I do most people don’t .

    • @diggydiggyhole-fan
      @diggydiggyhole-fan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not like we have a list of "unusual" names just sitting in our pocket with how to say them.

  • @jonathanbremer3654
    @jonathanbremer3654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Captain is the best if he fought Captain America he would die laughing

  • @MyUsersDark
    @MyUsersDark 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The game was over at the end of the week in the demo, the free version btw

  • @alexanderzhmurov9624
    @alexanderzhmurov9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:28...10:44... Finally, that's my kind of Fate!

  • @naomilanders9381
    @naomilanders9381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually had a bit of a freak out watching this. My dad's name is Micheal and he's a composer too. He even looks kind of like the picture. I knew he was going to kill him once I got over that, and all I could think was RIP my younger siblings.

  • @bennettscala6713
    @bennettscala6713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he starts talking about a epidemic
    ITS CORONA TIME

  • @jame9200
    @jame9200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1 of the best videos ever!!

  • @Happy_Potato13
    @Happy_Potato13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LOVE YOUR VIDS!!!(maybe you could try grims hollow after this)it's kinda like undertale but free and there's different endings :3 plz try this neat game!

  • @catwithshirt1861
    @catwithshirt1861 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    also in my dark times, your videos and your comedy are there for when I come home from a bad day I sit and watch your vids and laugh my butt off you make me laugh which most TH-camrs can't do so I say thank you very much.

  • @ethanopia1670
    @ethanopia1670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think the currency is death metal lmao

  • @Darksamus51
    @Darksamus51 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So Captainsauce how is your eye treatment going? Just wanted to see how you’re doing. I can tell it’s looking a lot better in this vid.