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  • @Apostate_Alexei
    @Apostate_Alexei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5782

    He had to say "f***" quietly because he didn't want his mom to hear him

    • @genesisofthebetween
      @genesisofthebetween ปีที่แล้ว +67

      BURNNN

    • @Official_Meshay
      @Official_Meshay ปีที่แล้ว +23

      😂😂

    • @miggle2784
      @miggle2784 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      You mean his father. No woman would ever want to be around this guy.

    • @asrielgaming57
      @asrielgaming57 ปีที่แล้ว

      but then that’d mean he isnt fatherless@@miggle2784

    • @KittyRancher
      @KittyRancher 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      but he's 100% fine with his parents hearing all about the "big booty bachelorettes"!
      AND his entire self-insert fantasy...you couldn't waterboard that shit out of most people

  • @SuperSpaceBeagle
    @SuperSpaceBeagle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8340

    "Make a girl chase you instantly and automatically"
    1. Run up and lightly tap her on the shoulder
    2. Yell "Tag! You're it!" and then run away
    Works every time

    • @Miraclelittlepie
      @Miraclelittlepie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +760

      As a girl i can vouch for this its fool proof

    • @briar9997
      @briar9997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +723

      Also genuinely a better way to make a connection with someone lol

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@briar9997 tbh yeah

    • @thebois32
      @thebois32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +561

      I tried it and everyone just stared at me sternly like jeez people in wheelchairs are so hard to get

    • @Miraclelittlepie
      @Miraclelittlepie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      @@thebois32 as a wheelchair user this is the funniest addition to this thread no one else needs to add anything

  • @princetore3640
    @princetore3640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12503

    this video is a psychological horror movie where a man relieves the same moment over and over again and slowly loses his mind. we wont forget you jarvis your sacrifice will be remembered

    • @jakemarie828
      @jakemarie828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @matthewjury4385
      @matthewjury4385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Relives

    • @elementary1872
      @elementary1872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Groundhog Day

    • @Em-fz5uh
      @Em-fz5uh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Lmao and to make it even better: the guy’s name Andrew Ryan is the same name of the big bad guy in Bioshock. Manipulator who made his own city at his image. It fits well with the plot 🤣!
      Would you kindly turn girls on ? 😅

    • @Vampress09
      @Vampress09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bold of u to assume we aren't gonna lose our minds with him!

  • @zubetp
    @zubetp ปีที่แล้ว +1866

    i laughed really hard when he was like "this simple seven word phrase made her put her phone away" and jarvis suggested "can you please put your phone away" because that was seven words exactly

    • @NoahtheEpicGuy
      @NoahtheEpicGuy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      I paused to count on my fingers before exclaiming at my monitor, "THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE SECRET!!"

    • @Grapeisgonnn
      @Grapeisgonnn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And everybody clapped

    • @Simon_Dunkaccino
      @Simon_Dunkaccino 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Grapeisgonnnwhat

    • @b3rnardTF2
      @b3rnardTF2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Simon_Dunkaccino r/thathappened reference

    • @Simon_Dunkaccino
      @Simon_Dunkaccino หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@b3rnardTF2 eugh

  • @riseup773
    @riseup773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3881

    What I learnt today:
    Jarvis is patient. Real patient.

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Which is extra impressive with his ADHD. I couldn’t get through this without him breaking it up 😂

    • @justingovas415
      @justingovas415 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Some would say too patient

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Patience is my biggest turn on 😩💦

    • @elize2952
      @elize2952 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sourgreendolly7685I don’t even have ADHD but every time I’ve seen one of these videos (usually fitness) I just skip to the end and scroll down to see how much you have to pay lmao

  • @tokiWren
    @tokiWren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7885

    I like how these literally always are like "Want to know how to GET GIRLS? Learn how to do it with THIS ONE TIP!" and then immediately define and describe psychological manipulation

    • @tokiWren
      @tokiWren 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ApplesWithPeanutButter Yeah, but... That's not what they do, ever. They literally employ well-documented and abusive manipulation tactics.

    • @tokiWren
      @tokiWren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      @ApplesWithPeanutButter frankly i think that if the options are between "be genuinely likeable" and "intentionally foster jealousy" there is an obvious incorrect answer

    • @tokiWren
      @tokiWren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      @ApplesWithPeanutButter Obviously we disagree. I think that a man struggling with dating should perhaps take a critical eye to the way that he interacts with women, and treat them First and Foremost as PEOPLE with REAL THOUGHTS and a COMPLEX INNER LIFE. Dating is to me about friendship, honesty, and respect.
      Pick-up artistry and incel-tude are both similar forms of dehumanization and disrespect in my opinion (as a woman).

    • @tymondabrowski12
      @tymondabrowski12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @ApplesWithPeanutButter just like "be nice" advice can backfire, "touch them to make them like you because touching increases attraction" (one qdvice from PUA that I remember) can backfire too and in a worse way, imho.
      My best advice would be "be a good and interesting person", though frankly I have no idea how to become an interesting person. (Touching an arm won't make me interested, even if I'm attracted to the guy.) HealthyGamerGG has some videos about it, and he's not misogynistic, so maybe he'd help.
      Problem with PUA is that they kinda condition guys to see women not as human beings like their friends or their family are, with different personalities and wants and needs and desires, but as a template with some RNG values (to explain away the failures). I dunno, maybe PUA has some hard truth about attraction, but in real life you need more than attraction. Last guy I slept with, I wasn't attracted to - but I liked him and thought it could be fun. Other time, I chose a guy that I was less attracted to than a guy who I was really attracted to (physically/sexually) because the latter just straight up didn't talk, while it's important for me to talk with people. Attraction helps, but it's not be all - end all.
      Even for a hookup, you need more. The woman needs to trust you and feel safe (and she'll be on a lookout for any red flags, hopefully), but it also needs to be compatible with her worldview (so, personal differences between women matter) and she needs to be in a situation that allows for this (no boyfriend/husband, no recent sexual assault, no death in the family in the last week...). Some of those you can't control, some of them you could work on (do women feel safe around you? if not, why?). For a relationship, you need even more, all that personality stuff. And what's worse, it needs to match the woman you're with. Or, rather, should be the other way around: you need to look for a woman who matches your personality. But PUA will tell you that all women are the same and the same tricks always work with RNG value of success. Basically, PUA sell the solution to like 10% of the problem (and the solutions are often questionable, especially in regards to consent) and hide the existence of the rest 90%.

    • @mina-simp
      @mina-simp ปีที่แล้ว +83

      “use this ONE TIP to get money INSTANTLY! hold someone at gunpoint and demand their life savings. INSTANT MONEY HACK THAT PEOPLE DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW!”

  • @_cursified_
    @_cursified_ ปีที่แล้ว +1609

    The fact that he ASKED women what their turn on’s are but then proceeds to say that they are only saying stuff which they are supposed to is so funny to me lmao 😭

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 ปีที่แล้ว

      SO funny slash super fucked up. Like this same logic is why abortions are being illegalized. "Women don't know what they want and lie all the time so it's really in THEIR BEST INTEREST if we take away their rights"

    • @holdensaia5962
      @holdensaia5962 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because apparently women don’t know what they want, but men know what women want, flip the genders though and see how the alphas get their micropenises in a twist.

  • @Gaaraloverr1
    @Gaaraloverr1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3168

    This Andrew dude was seriously like, “as long as you aren’t some evil douche who would use these secrets to hurt or manipulate women then this video is for you… anyway, here’s how to manipulate women.”

    • @idiotwn
      @idiotwn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      The weirder part is that isn't the only "Andrew" turning life into an active shitshow for women.
      If a friend wants to name their baby Andrew I must judge them harshly. XD

    • @thugpug4392
      @thugpug4392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@idiotwn no stop giving bad people names. We're gonna start running out. Kyle, Karen, Chet, and now Andrew. That's like half of the people in my Kindergarten class.

    • @duskmare0000
      @duskmare0000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Clearly goes with his other dating advice about not letting your desires control you. I think the quote is "A man chooses, a slave obeys."

    • @DMO-DMO-DMO
      @DMO-DMO-DMO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@thugpug4392 what what's Chet?

    • @botanicalitus4194
      @botanicalitus4194 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thugpug4392 Nobody named chet can be trusted

  • @HannahBayles
    @HannahBayles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13577

    We are really out here telling men exactly what we want and they’re like UR LYING 😭

    • @Mr-pn2eh
      @Mr-pn2eh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blame the stupid alpha male mentality.

    • @VoonieTOONs
      @VoonieTOONs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1523

      FR LIKE- “what do woman want?”
      “Oh you know, someone who’s smart and funny and with actual listen to me”
      “PSH. THATS NOT WHAT WOMEN WANT THEYRE JUST ‘SAYING’ THAT”

    • @azure113
      @azure113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +550

      @@Raltze_i understand your frustration but i would recommend asking what a girl you like wants directly. i understand that it can be hard but what is likely happening is they want you to be direct too and it’s kind of a stalemate and it doesn’t hurt to ask. but also a lot of people are really direct so.

    • @kat-xi3qn
      @kat-xi3qn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +497

      @@Raltze_ thatsa individual communication issue not a “women” issue

    • @Raltze_
      @Raltze_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@kat-xi3qn yes thats why i said, some women are like that, as well as men can be like that. not stating what you want directly is just a general problem that some people have no matter who you are

  • @illkeyLive
    @illkeyLive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2665

    every squad got the:
    - random drunk girl
    - 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘤 asian chick
    - two tomboy twins in daisy duke shorts
    - big booty bachelorettes

    • @happytofu5
      @happytofu5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      and if you don't know who in your squad is the random drunk chick - you are the random drunk chick

    • @genesisofthebetween
      @genesisofthebetween ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@happytofu5 LMAO

    • @katicasey4610
      @katicasey4610 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I am the thicc asian chick and the random drunk girl. This is due to the fact that I am 1 out of 2 people in my friend group that can legally drink and the only one that can drink due to medical reasons. Also the other one is a man. I am also the token asian.

    • @happytofu5
      @happytofu5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@katicasey4610 if you earn 120 more skillpoints, you can decide if you want to become two tomboy twins in daisy duke shorts or a big booty bachelorette!

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@katicasey4610 fake, you provided no evidence that you’re **thicc** therefore you have been banned from the squad
      Now excuse me, I need to get bottom surgery so I can properly utilize my big booty

  • @KhanaHatake
    @KhanaHatake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    "As long as you love women and love youself"
    The men who pay for this shit love neither.

    • @26349
      @26349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So true

  • @irisvirgilio7821
    @irisvirgilio7821 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    Can you imagine being one of the girls, realizing that being a drunk idiot one night and jokingly wititing your number in some rando's shirt inflated his ego so much that he went on to create a course around it.

  • @HopeIsADrug11037
    @HopeIsADrug11037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1935

    it's so funny how he asked women what they like and this man is like "no you don't"

    • @ryang1202
      @ryang1202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      We interviewed tons of women (from the same demographic) about what they like in a partner, and guess what?
      THEY ALL LIED

    • @tp6440
      @tp6440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@ryang1202​ lol he was very upfront about the very impressive and definitely statistically significant sample size of 𝟕. It’s just bad in too many ways for anyone to articulate 😂

    • @the-postal-dude
      @the-postal-dude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      holy shit... izuru pfp real

    • @willgrahamlover123
      @willgrahamlover123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@the-postal-dude holy shit Nagito Komaeda

    • @willgrahamlover123
      @willgrahamlover123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kamukura Kamukura Yas queen

  • @christina_cavazos
    @christina_cavazos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1804

    Did anyone else notice that everything on the tshirt was written in the same handwriting?? Imagining him crouched over the bed writing all of that himself is absolutely sending me

    • @MrMajesticMajesty
      @MrMajesticMajesty ปีที่แล้ว +295

      Bruuuh i imagined him in his bed laying down belly to bed with his feet just going back and forth lmao

    • @gooodmorning4526
      @gooodmorning4526 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      There's no way completely drunk college girls would be writing that clearly anyway lmao

    • @Dr_Sunshine222
      @Dr_Sunshine222 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@MrMajesticMajestyThis is real I was there 😼

    • @ChoirCollective
      @ChoirCollective ปีที่แล้ว +106

      they also all have different area codes (which some variation is fine but the chance of all of them having different ones? no.

    • @artsyscrub3226
      @artsyscrub3226 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      If you notice it looks like the marker skipped over wrinkles in some of the drawings but strangely the drunk girls's writing is perfectly clear....

  • @TheJaninzo
    @TheJaninzo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11224

    The phrase "big booty bachelorettes" took years off my life

    • @kianclarke5577
      @kianclarke5577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Same

    • @Eeter26
      @Eeter26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      Amazing alliteration

    • @Colin_Dosheinemer
      @Colin_Dosheinemer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Honestly it took ALL the years off my life…

    • @natibet7546
      @natibet7546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahahahahaaaa 🤣🤣

    • @biguwubill
      @biguwubill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@kianclarke5577 my english teacher would be so proud

  • @theTastiestNacho
    @theTastiestNacho ปีที่แล้ว +971

    this guy has a bright future as a Wattpad author, this is some My Mother Sold Me To One Direction shit right there

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 ปีที่แล้ว

      No because the first one is a fanfiction by a teenanger with self esteem issues. And this person is a criminal who is deliberately spreading hate-speech for money.

    • @marthapapadopoulou3559
      @marthapapadopoulou3559 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LMAOOO

    • @michelmanno8244
      @michelmanno8244 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Is that a real thing?

    • @darling_insanitea
      @darling_insanitea 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@michelmanno8244 apparently lol. I've never touched those pics and honestly I'm scared to :3

    • @yoBmeF
      @yoBmeF 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@michelmanno8244 yes 💀

  • @Dolthra
    @Dolthra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3009

    I love the insinuation that The Bachelor's formula is "women be jealous" and not "let's lock three dozen people in a house, cut off their access to the outside world, give them copious amounts of alcohol and tell them that if they win or are interesting enough they may never have to do anything other than speaking gigs ever again."

    • @DafieYo
      @DafieYo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      also like - the people on these shows are fucking hot!!! that is very relevant for the show to work hahahah

    • @dklee.01
      @dklee.01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      literally 😭

    • @MoOveOver_plz
      @MoOveOver_plz ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Not to mention the Bachelorette also exists so does that mean men also are attracted to this too???

  • @SuperSisby
    @SuperSisby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4741

    Upon reading "3 smoking hot college girls walked up and started grabbing my shirt." My mind immediately leaped to the, "My three weed-smoking girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed," meme.

    • @quack2390
      @quack2390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      do they smoke weed?

    • @urydhdhdbbcbcbctruegsgdhfh3837
      @urydhdhdbbcbcbctruegsgdhfh3837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Yes, actually.

    • @quack2390
      @quack2390 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@urydhdhdbbcbcbctruegsgdhfh3837 so theyre not just smoking cigarettes? but weed cigarettes?

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?

    • @BlisaBLisa
      @BlisaBLisa ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ME TOO I literally said that out loud 😭

  • @number1freshlemon56
    @number1freshlemon56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1773

    It's really funny to me that they asked 7 girls for what they like, got multiple different answers, and were like "well you didn't all say what we wanted you to say, so that means you're lying!!!" making everything they said completely pointless

    • @noizepusher7594
      @noizepusher7594 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      To learn what women were into, we asked a women :). AND THEY WERE WRONG!

    • @spicy_seagull
      @spicy_seagull ปีที่แล้ว +65

      My theories:
      • he paid for some random request stuff from girls and expected them to say stuff more related to his thing but they didn’t but he already spent the money so just put it in for time
      • it’s to make you think “what you know better than women” and keep watching until he gets to his point
      • it’s part of his world view that women are hiding secrets and are the most complicated thing alive, and using this as an example because that’s not what they are ReallY attracted to

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      this always baffles me, why bother asking if you've already made up your mind?

    • @allenxav4754
      @allenxav4754 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@noizepusher7594 😂

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah it's almost as if the only priority of the GOP is legalizing r- or something

  • @explolsivecake2045
    @explolsivecake2045 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +474

    when he said that ‘3 smoking hot college girls started grabbing my shirt’, I just pictured a trio of women marching over, then of them hoisting him by his collar and slamming him into a wall like omniman

    • @DAAI741
      @DAAI741 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      that is, in fact, what men want

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      This sounds exactly like a Johnny Bravo scenario and I laughed pretty hard, thank you

  • @taylifts
    @taylifts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1055

    I did some digging and apparently "The Girlfriend Phrase" is just "I can see you as my girlfriend" which, if that was said to me on a first date, would put me on guard real fast

    • @MsSphinx91
      @MsSphinx91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Thank you, the suspense was killing me. And, yeah, that could easily be a turn off for most people. I think it only works if that person already wanted to be your girlfriend.

    • @taylifts
      @taylifts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@MsSphinx91 same, I was like, I have to see how underwhelming this is lol and I agree 100%

    • @adaoraelliott9254
      @adaoraelliott9254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      god i would be right out of there if we weren't vibing and a guy pulled that out on the first date

    • @tonyastark1215
      @tonyastark1215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      It's not even consistent with 'the secret' of the video, like, how is it supposed to create that female competition. My brain is melting

    • @taylifts
      @taylifts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@tonyastark1215 exactly. Like at first he's talking about attracting multiple women at a time and then he says that his secret is something that only works in a 1 on 1 setting lol the math isn't mathing

  • @JordanKyle
    @JordanKyle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4691

    I went to the bar once with a broken arm. A girl wrote her name on my cast in lipstick. It was completely illegible within about 5 minutes and people thought it was blood seeping through the cast and they all got grossed out and wouldn’t get close to me

    • @mariya_tortilla
      @mariya_tortilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      LMAO!! noooo! im so sorry

    • @iron-thorne
      @iron-thorne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      oof rip lol

    • @preciouse
      @preciouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      😭😭😭😭

    • @kylebean5743
      @kylebean5743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Pressing F to pay respects

    • @razi_man
      @razi_man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      Damn, you got a horrible neighborhood there, my friend has actual blood seeping out through his cast and everyone came to his attention.
      I feel like you got unlucky there with the people around.

  • @Simbley
    @Simbley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    obsessed with the part where he's like "we asked women what they want so you know what to ignore"

    • @vlo4829
      @vlo4829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think that part of the video was actually truthful for anyone, not just women. There is almost nothing to be gained by asking "what do you want?" The answers are always too generic and rehearsed. I also don't think it's really possible to sum up such a complicated thing into a succinct list. Even if someone IS able to do it, when you get the information, it doesn't seem like a good idea to try and change yourself to check off the boxes...

    • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
      @ps1hagridoufofcharacter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@vlo4829 you have a point, but the criticism here is that Two First Names asked a bunch of people their opinion and then straight up told us to ignore what they said and listen to him instead

    • @vlo4829
      @vlo4829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ps1hagridoufofcharacter That's why I said THAT PART of the video was truthful. I don't endorse the neverending mess that follows! lol

    • @lestranged
      @lestranged 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ps1hagridoufofcharacter not even a bunch of people. He asked '7 hot girls'. (7 white American hot girls all in the same age range and likely all paid actresses). Those 7 are meant to represent all women but they all had different answers anyway.

  • @Noxomo
    @Noxomo ปีที่แล้ว +411

    I love how this ‘Amazon best-selling author’ is literally a fanfiction writer

    • @Ca.me.ro.n.
      @Ca.me.ro.n. ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Mid way through the video he accidentally starting reading his fanfict script instead of the actual script

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ik this comment is from a year ago but i just wanted to let u know that the stupid new "AI topics" youtube generates for comments had yours summarized as "indie author woes"

  • @abigailbobkowski7350
    @abigailbobkowski7350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2470

    I clicked on this video expecting another 30 minutes of hilarious premium content, but my expectations were completely blown out of the water. Five minutes into the video an inner voice started to whisper to me, softly at first, then with increasing intensity, that Jarvis was my ideal man. At the ten minute mark I had entered a trance-like state and was envisioning our future together with startling clarity and minutiae, uncaring of the Pacific Ocean that lies between us. By twenty minutes I had near-unconsciously begun putting together actionable steps to track and chase him. I have since given in to my feminine urges and have developed a detailed dossier of his personal habits and most frequented areas. I have notified my friends and family of our upcoming nuptials and am looking forward to a beautiful autumn wedding. No need to tell me where to find you. The chase begins.

    • @Fluff_Noodles
      @Fluff_Noodles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +593

      Your beautifully written comment triggered my own feminine urges and now I am desperately trying to find Jarvis in order to compete with you for his affection. This means war.

    • @adv78
      @adv78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Nah, he doesn't even have a white TShirt with numbers all over it

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Now this is how you do fanfiction justice, with irony

    • @mooncarrotarts261
      @mooncarrotarts261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      I’m a happily married woman, but after seeing you vie for Jarvis’ affection, my lizard brain has taken over and I now must do the one thing my feminine mind has always been primed to do…compete. Jealousy has taken the reins and I, too, must chase.

    • @gardenthefermentingsound6218
      @gardenthefermentingsound6218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I mean...Jarvis is smart and funny and cute and a good person. But since I'm a man, I don't think I've got a chance with him.

  • @kavve3h
    @kavve3h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7077

    The "make women chase you" video was nothing but a wattpad fantasy of an average incel, also thank you Jarvis. I am now indeed a premium chick magnet

    • @username-mk4qv
      @username-mk4qv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The girls men actually want are the ones who LIKE being treated like literal objects. Notice the use “girl” and not “woman.”
      Men don’t want those pesky feminazis who like being treated like humans.
      It takes a real man to handle something that puts up zero resistance. Wait…

    • @sawyer8351
      @sawyer8351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      I don't know when I have to stop chasing them, my legs hurt.

    • @username-mk4qv
      @username-mk4qv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sawyer8351 you never stop. You keep running to him with your boobs jiggling, like the isekai harem anime girl this guy is clearly writing his self-insert fanfic about.
      You LOVE the chase.
      You LOVE the competition.

    • @EarlyOwOwl
      @EarlyOwOwl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      It was so graphic it made me uncomfortable...
      Which is how you know it would be a successful fanfiction.

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I’ve read isekai harems with more realistic plots than this.

  • @gwest3644
    @gwest3644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    During the totally real story in the bar, I was *desperately* hoping that it was a satirical video where they actually just said “no woman can resist a man wearing a white t shirt”

    • @lordskeletor481
      @lordskeletor481 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      No woman can resist a blank surface with ample pens/markers, they cannot resist the allure to draw and write little doodles like a high schooler with undiagnosed neurodiversity does to every assignment they receive. (It's me, I'm women and ex-high schooler with undiagnosed neurodiversity)

    • @hoi-polloi1863
      @hoi-polloi1863 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I've found that wearing a splotched and stained t-shirt doesn't really rake in the girls, so clean white tee is a good place to start!

    • @iamr0ttinginside
      @iamr0ttinginside ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lordskeletor481 this is true i also have experienced this allure

    • @allenxav4754
      @allenxav4754 ปีที่แล้ว

      dannnggg. I need more whites

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@lordskeletor481 oh my god I drew so much on all my schoolwork always. i got diagnosed in the ninth grade but I also just really like drawing lol. But yeah you hit the nail on the head there

  • @Olivia-bc1fq
    @Olivia-bc1fq ปีที่แล้ว +342

    I love that he says it will bring you a fulfilling relationship despite the fact that he only ever gave examples involving sexual attraction, and he admits to still be single lol

  • @sarah.1230
    @sarah.1230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1981

    as a member of the female species, I can confirm I am only interested in men who are already taken. I am exclusively a homewrecker. but it’s not my fault, the attraction is just so automatic! and it’s true what he said, I’m honestly pissed that he told our secret. never underestimate the note taking skills of a man with two first names!!

    • @VRCommy
      @VRCommy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Do you have like a spidey sense where you can tell that a man is taken even if you haven’t met him?
      Or do you just look for the white shirt with numbers all over it? 😆

    • @falcoperegrinus3712
      @falcoperegrinus3712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @@VRCommy as a woman I confirm we gravitate to blank white t shirts, i have 30 backup markers to desperately rub and scribble my phone number on white Tshirts. We meet up every friday to fight for taken men until there is only one left

    • @nymphmythic454
      @nymphmythic454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Oh my god. You have two first names too! They're spreading...

    • @sarah.1230
      @sarah.1230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@nymphmythic454 oh noooooooo!!!! I’ve been compromised!!

    • @sarah.1230
      @sarah.1230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@VRCommy oh it’s the white shirt, for sure! plus, there’s usually already a bunch of women swarming him already😂

  • @Miropup
    @Miropup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6975

    Andrew Ryan: "Dating women is like window shopping for me"
    Andrew Ryan a minute later: "As long as you arent an evil manipulative douchebag- " ALREADY FAILED, MY GUY

    • @aidankelley2696
      @aidankelley2696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      "i have a list of woman as long as my hand" so is the trick to just to have a fling with woman or to actually have a meaningful relationship.... because having a fling with a woman does not count as "cracking the code"

    • @Miropup
      @Miropup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      @@aidankelley2696 I dont think people like Andrew Ryan even believe that a meaningful relationship with a woman is possible, considering how they see women.

    • @anonnymouse_1412
      @anonnymouse_1412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Seriously these people r something else 😭

    • @Miropup
      @Miropup 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ApplesWithPeanutButter If anything Pick-Up "Artistry" *aids* the creation of incels by furthering their impression of women as objects.
      Except this *isnt* "how attraction works," and its almost certain that people like Andrew Ryan *know this* and are simply selling the "Easy ways to become a playboy"-fantasy to incels. Because they are Grifters. They arent successful by teaching you anything, they are successful by selling you a bunch of misogynist drivel that will drive more women away than it attracts and sabotage any relationship you manage to build because it conditions you to see women as Date-robots. Which in turn makes you rely *more* on them because "obviously" you simply need more Pick-Up Artistry and you simply havent internalized it enough and if women dont slobber all over you its "clearly" their fault.
      Its also very clearly the most obvious wish fullfillment fake story ive ever heard in my life. Like. The guy isnt even *trying* to make his story sound realistic. So what makes you think that any of it *actually works?*
      The only people who believe that women will swarm to you if you give the impression of competition are people who dont actually see women as full people, which is, usurprisingly, a pretty big turn-off for most women!

    • @rddmad
      @rddmad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @ApplesWithPeanutButter _uhhhhh_

  • @FrankensteinsMom
    @FrankensteinsMom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4121

    This concept that women desperately don’t want you to know a “secret” that will make them lose their self control and people are actively seeking it out anyway terrifies me.

    • @wyattmiller9539
      @wyattmiller9539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Yeah that's not fun

    • @LeafyGreenDA
      @LeafyGreenDA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      It's the phrase "calm down".

    • @kirawilkinson7186
      @kirawilkinson7186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The modern Northwest Passage lol

    • @svenhefrind4861
      @svenhefrind4861 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Women? want? obviously women aren't real and don't have opinions

    • @stevethebarbarian9876
      @stevethebarbarian9876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      I watched a similar pitch to this once that was WAY grosser. This guy says like “as long as you’re not a bad guy and you use your powers for good” but the one I saw was like “WOMEN and LIBCUCKS are gonna HATE THIS but you can MIND CONTROL WOMEN AGAINST THEIR WILL with this ONE SIMPLE TRICK” like my man was one step away from saying “you can get away with rape!”

  • @EmiliFaust
    @EmiliFaust ปีที่แล้ว +156

    That story about the 3 college girls grabbing at him has 'and then everyone clapped' energy.

  • @Lovinia1
    @Lovinia1 ปีที่แล้ว +2473

    To everyone who gets upset that women just want to be friends, imagine how frustrating it is when you put effort into what you think is an innocent relationship only for them to tell you they only put effort into you because they wanted a brief moment of sex and the timers run out.

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy ปีที่แล้ว +468

      I've legitimately tried explaining this to other men, only to be told "You're gay. You don't understand." and "Don't expect friendship out of us." (they assumed it was a girl because I treat women with respect?).
      Like? Dude. No. Women do not OWE you a romantic or sexual relationship just because YOU want one.
      If someone you weren't interested in anything but a friendship tried to force a relationship with you, you'd be wildly uncomfortable. Now, women have to go through that so many times!

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@gayjayy yeah. They don’t get that we can tell when they’re only after sex and assume we just shut them down in favor of this “chad” character that I’ve never seen in real life.

    • @LeBronyaJames
      @LeBronyaJames ปีที่แล้ว +99

      If I want to be more than friends then I should do that with someone else who also wants to be more than friends. Can’t force a relationship. If I want friends, nothing wrong with wanting to be friends with the same gender. I shouldn’t have to be friends with the opposite sex or anyone as a matter of fact. If it’s forced, it’s not friendship.
      I’m fully honest in my intentions. Being honest about wanting to date, be friends or have sex from the get-go is the highest form of respect. Never hide your true motives.
      HONESTY is so important

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@LeBronyaJames exactly.

    • @gooodmorning4526
      @gooodmorning4526 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      ​@@gayjayy exactly. And somehow they don't understand this, but they are uncomfortable being friends with a queer man because he could develop feelings for them🤦‍♀️

  • @e.anaiswhit6749
    @e.anaiswhit6749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    I'm a chick and now magnetizing myself to the fridge. Help Jarvis

    • @alexandercollins5704
      @alexandercollins5704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      this is the premium comments i signed up for

    • @RatKingShriggy
      @RatKingShriggy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      best comment

    • @gracegaylord9025
      @gracegaylord9025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ah fuck, as a Bi chick I'm just fuckin levitating due to magnetism

  • @liamboudreau8415
    @liamboudreau8415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1266

    I am in love with the idea that this whole video is just an endless loop that never gets to "the one trick" as some kind of Sisyphus-esque punishment for incels

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      I would love that as a short film- the incel ends up trapped for eternity as a metaphor for real life incrls being trapped within their cyclical self defeating mindset

    • @ivanc9087
      @ivanc9087 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      That’s actually how all early course marketing scripts used to work and largely still do. To this day, they all have this 30 minute video that says absolutely nothing and keeps looping main talking points until it hits a paywall in the end or a free webinar or call.
      It’s to ensure the clients are desperate people with plenty of time to waste.
      They used to do this with online casino exploits, binary option trading, other get rich quick schemes and of course dating. Bc people will always be desperate for love and money. And people who are either lazy and/or not particularly smart will look for shortcuts and credit other people’s successes to some obscure secrets. That’s also why uneducated unsuccessful people love conspiracy theories.

    • @caiooliveira4964
      @caiooliveira4964 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Most of the "dating tips" are exactly like that (Im very ashamed to know that, dont ask me why I know it)

  • @twixtwix2915
    @twixtwix2915 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Andrew Ryan really about to hit those big booty bachelorettes with a good ol “would you kindly”

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You think he’d let them choose for themselves.

    • @Zimcrazedfangirl
      @Zimcrazedfangirl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Oh my god yes I’m not the only one thinking this😂

    • @nobody5333
      @nobody5333 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      He asked a girl if a man was not entitled to the sweat of his brow, and he got upset at her answer.

    • @PutkisenSetä
      @PutkisenSetä 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The secret was manners all along! Da womz weren't lying after all!

    • @ashelmao9578
      @ashelmao9578 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      been scrolling worried i wouldnt see ANYONE catch it

  • @TheChelseaHanna
    @TheChelseaHanna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13025

    Women for years: all we really want is someone kind and communicative
    Men: we must crack the code

    • @m0bz0mb39
      @m0bz0mb39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Lmaoo underrated

    • @abisummers6789
      @abisummers6789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      based

    • @K.Marie119
      @K.Marie119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      That showers.

    • @AnnekeOosterink
      @AnnekeOosterink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +736

      "being kind?" *scoff* "But that would require me to work on myself and be a better person! Why do that when I can just be a garbage person and hate women for not liking a garbage person."

    • @randomstuffprod.
      @randomstuffprod. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you don't really think all men act like this, do you?

  • @viviantompkins7925
    @viviantompkins7925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    "Window shopping for women" Well if you were looking for one trick to turn women OFF, it would probably be a phrase like that

    • @kingintern7566
      @kingintern7566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He definitely is window shopping for women cuz he for sure is paying for them to spend time with him

  • @nicholas8739
    @nicholas8739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    The most ignored fact is that he showed Colton, the Bachelor who broke up with the girl he ended up with and came out as gay. Jarvis knew and made a great point. Makes Andrew's garbage even funnier

  • @starjamie
    @starjamie ปีที่แล้ว +146

    the way “could you please put your phone away” IS A 7 LETTER PHRASE

    • @pants4736
      @pants4736 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think that phrase has more than 7 letters lol

    • @sahana757
      @sahana757 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      15 unique ones to be exact

    • @starjamie
      @starjamie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@sahana757 i meant word sorry 😭

  • @ashley-m
    @ashley-m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    his wattpad-esque scenes were so outrageous that I can’t believe he expected people to believe they were real

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I have read fanfiction more realistic, hell there are Anime Character X reader fics that are more realistically written.

    • @scaper8
      @scaper8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@vaishnavisingh9244 I've read fanfic written by twelve-year-olds that were more realistic! It is nuts!

    • @AngelaEAwesome
      @AngelaEAwesome 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Inc** will believe anything that supports what they want to be true. That hot women want unattractive, creepy men if they just know the trick.

    • @NerdTheDemon
      @NerdTheDemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@vaishnavisingh9244 I've read the lowest of lows on AO3, and guess what?
      ...AO3 was worse than this guy, but this guy is still reeeeaally bad.

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@NerdTheDemon I will fight you, AO3 is loads better than wattpad-😭

  • @selfocus5649
    @selfocus5649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12451

    When I first clicked on the video I felt cold and distant toward Jarvis but with each minute I felt the parasocial magnetism pull me in😩 Jarvis is a premium chick magnet now

    • @Diana-mu7pc
      @Diana-mu7pc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

      You saying that spikes my female aphrodisiac jealousy! Now I MUST have him, even if I was cold and distant to him before!

    • @Chic_Ken
      @Chic_Ken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +572

      @@Diana-mu7pc oh no! This chick is taking him to the henhouse. Hubba hubba

    • @chellychels4356
      @chellychels4356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +606

      @@Diana-mu7pc, alas, perhaps it is time for a duel. The most alpha submissive female wins his love. 🤺

    • @galacticalove
      @galacticalove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      I've heard of horseplay but this is ridiculous, the flock has gone nuts!

    • @a1marine105
      @a1marine105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@galacticalove I've never been so confused until I read these replies lmfao

  • @lexx1745
    @lexx1745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1239

    “I was standing in a bar when suddenly a flock of gorgeous models started caressing me, fighting for my attention, and begging me to take their numbers!”
    ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    • @cleverlyblonde
      @cleverlyblonde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      But the white shirt! It was so... white! and Shirt-y!

    • @3u-n3ma_r1-c0
      @3u-n3ma_r1-c0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      is this a case of the outdated r/thatactuallyhappened joke?
      r/thatactuallyhappened

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Then everyone in the bar stood up and clapped.

    • @Viscidsquare040
      @Viscidsquare040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@3u-n3ma_r1-c0 1. It’s r/thathappened
      2. I’m pretty sure it’s referring to the now gone fake Animated Story channel named “ACTUALLY HAPPENED” because Jarvis has made several videos on those channels

    • @dorkchops
      @dorkchops 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      i find it funny that everyone that wrote on the white tee has same handwriting

  • @Rainkit
    @Rainkit ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "My name is Andrew Ryan. You may know me from building a city in the ocean."

    • @titanjammer141
      @titanjammer141 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      A man chooses, a slave chases any man with this one simple trick

  • @pickchickens5286
    @pickchickens5286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    Imagine buying his book and its just a compilation of his fanfictions about how every women wants him

    • @autinjones7194
      @autinjones7194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      It probably is. Hell. its probably just the same fan fic re written twenty times in slightly diferant ways to trick people to think hes giving them new information

    • @pickchickens5286
      @pickchickens5286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@autinjones7194 haha, yeah, probably

    • @kenos911
      @kenos911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      At that point why not sell a separate book for knowing how to write these beautiful books of gospel? 297 final offer

    • @autinjones7194
      @autinjones7194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kenos911 There we go! Easy money right ther boiyo XD

    • @Merinkous
      @Merinkous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That I would buy for $297.

  • @spencerfantastic
    @spencerfantastic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    "and make her think that dating you was all HER idea!" "this is a good technique if youre a good guy who's not going to use this to manipulate women" 🤨

  • @swanlake694
    @swanlake694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10322

    As one of the female species, I can assure you our biggest turn on is an incel sitting in his dark room writing wattpad.

    • @Elizabean1984
      @Elizabean1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      I'm a Femcel and I write epic fanfictions on wattpad but women still hate me... 😔

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +497

      And jokes aside, let's assume he's telling the truth
      imagine being that woman, and just hearing this guy you hooked up with once go into extensive, maybe even dramatized detail about how good he *dominated* you to a public audience of incels-

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      And not just that, but kinda make you seem *easy* in front of said audience, putting emphasis on the phrase that apparently works on everyone he hooked up with before and after, and the whole "30 second" thing

    • @cooler-ian
      @cooler-ian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Taking notes 📝

    • @an_madichon
      @an_madichon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@Elizabean1984 I am a little female rat in my room writing anime fan fiction. We're in the same boat lol

  • @esmeraldaloschuetz9120
    @esmeraldaloschuetz9120 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Andrew: "It didn't have anything to do with me, it was purely millenia of biology!"
    Also Andrew, 30 min later: "You will find a girl who loves you for you!"

    • @ChexzMix
      @ChexzMix หลายเดือนก่อน

      Andrew 100% contradicting himself

  • @mercykachane8843
    @mercykachane8843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1467

    hearing Jarvis call a website "bitch" made me happier than it should

  • @PKPICO
    @PKPICO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2461

    You were always a chick magnet Jarvis, you’ve simply embraced it.

    • @Nuancednudibranch
      @Nuancednudibranch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He has. 100%. I will admit, he does seem to be adjusting more to conventional beauty standards, which isn’t inherently bad, but he has, admittedly, always been attractive.
      Not to sound all fan girly as I don’t consider myself anyone’s fan, but I definitely slid in his dm’s since I found him attractive when I stumbled on some of his slightly older videos. I was immediately mortified by my own behavior to say the least. lol

    • @rachel-in-the-208
      @rachel-in-the-208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I find Jarvis attractive too - I always have. He has a nice smile and a great personality. I am really surprised to hear he is single to be honest.

    • @Nuancednudibranch
      @Nuancednudibranch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@rachel-in-the-208 I am surprised, but I’m not. I feel like despite his joking, there are plenty of folks sliding in his dm’s/pursuing him.
      His personality, combined with his appearance, and at this point (and this is only attractive to some), his prestige allows him to be picky about who he wants to be with. No need to settle down with someone just for the sake of it. Idk if that makes sense?
      I could be projecting though because that’s the point I’m at with dating. Lmao

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Need me a Jarvis tbh

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Nuancednudibranch tf do you mean he’s “adjusting to conventional beauty standards”?? He’s literally just dressing nicely and comfortably lmao

  • @roninfredricson6958
    @roninfredricson6958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1678

    This is predatory to those poor sad guys. "You don't have to be handsome, you don't have to be jacked, you don't have to be tall, you don't have to have a big dick, you don't have to be successful, you don't have to be talented, you don't have to be rich, you don't have to be smart, you don't have to be funny, you don't have dress well, you don't have to be attentive, you don't have to be generous. You don't have to do anything, you just need this one cheat code and if they say it doesn't attract them THEY'RE just lying to you and conspiring against you with their womanly secrets."

    • @roguebird12
      @roguebird12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      Me and the girls getting together every full moon to talk about our "womanly secrets"

    • @shirin9452
      @shirin9452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      You, a small worm, can too procure multiple supermodels!

    • @VRCommy
      @VRCommy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@roguebird12 just check the bushes for Ryan whatshisname because I guarantee he hides in bushes near groups of women. 🕵🏼‍♂️

    • @TheyCallHimBun
      @TheyCallHimBun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @ApplesWithPeanutButter lol found one

    • @becp488
      @becp488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@roguebird12 True, in fact we got the latest womanly secret update just last night. (We Southern Hemisphere women get the secrets first because of science). Of course I can't elaborate any further obviously, because it's a secret. A womanly one.

  • @efgdelcatty
    @efgdelcatty ปีที่แล้ว +109

    30:36 he looks like if Matt Walsh was beaten half to death by a gang and then forced to make a PragerU video after being in a coma for 7 years

    • @benjaminh.morgan3193
      @benjaminh.morgan3193 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I saw this comment before I reached that point in the video. I was not prepared for how 100% accurate your description was.

  • @RohanKumar-ci9sl
    @RohanKumar-ci9sl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    8:27
    Honestly, considering the amount of women that I know that have crushes on fictional characters, I think you hit the nail on the head with the fact that its not about being a man or a physical form on this Earth

    • @talia9895
      @talia9895 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      no physical form necessary

    • @daydream5120
      @daydream5120 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      As a female with a lot of fictional crushes, I agree

    • @other_horizon1085
      @other_horizon1085 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i mean my first crush was glados so. not even a fake person.

  • @ghostboy4115
    @ghostboy4115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2073

    Okay lets just say for a single moment that the t-shirt bar scenario happened. The reason more girls would come up to you after another girl has expressed their interest in you is because WOMEN TRUST OTHER WOMEN.
    Especially their opinions on whether or not a man is safe. Safety is constantly on a woman’s mind and seeing other women trust a guy makes that guy seem more trustworthy than he would on his own.
    Its like when like a king has someone taste test food before they eat it. Much more comfortable eating something that is definitely not poison than something that could be poisoned.
    Its not jealousy, its safety concerns being slightly alleviated and social approval being given out by multiple parties not just their own mind.

    • @rattyeely
      @rattyeely 2 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      I think you made a good point, but also that t shirt situation definitely did not actually happen

    • @anitachamberlain3391
      @anitachamberlain3391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      This is a wonderful observation, and is actually helpful to me. Thank you.

    • @Sephelions
      @Sephelions ปีที่แล้ว +207

      I haven't gotten to this part of the video yet but the idea that women would give their names and contact information to you out of jealousy of other women is just
      No

    • @70sleadgarfieldmug
      @70sleadgarfieldmug ปีที่แล้ว +208

      For me, I was thinking something more along the lines of: you’re at a bar. They’re drunk. People do tons of impulsive and dumb shit when they’re drunk. It’s not impressive that you can only get a woman’s attention if she’s tipsy.

    • @caarline654
      @caarline654 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      This is exactly what I was thinking too. I'm way more likely to trust a woman's opinion on a guy. Honestly, a probably real tip should be to have a wingwoman. But first you'd have to be able to be friends with a woman!!

  • @mrs.october893
    @mrs.october893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    “I’m Andrew Ryan.”
    The secret turn-on for every woman is if you’re a Bioshock villain.

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver ปีที่แล้ว +55

      MY FIRST THOUGHT

    • @gh0stpuppi333
      @gh0stpuppi333 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      🥵🥵🥵 evil Walt Disney

    • @jasons2210
      @jasons2210 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His 7 word girlfriend phrase is "Would you kindly have sex with me?"

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@gh0stpuppi333 Isn't that just regular walt disney?

    • @gh0stpuppi333
      @gh0stpuppi333 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@SheepUndefined aaaah you got me there

  • @robin_red_jesster
    @robin_red_jesster ปีที่แล้ว +74

    He was so close then took a complete u-turn😭😭😭 its not jealousy, why do they always think women are these fantasy beings who are just always jealous and shit? When other women are around you, other women get attracted not because they're jealous BUT BECAUSE THAT SHOWS YOUR LESS OF A THREAT AND CAN BE TRUSTED 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @stacieface7427
      @stacieface7427 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That was my take too!

  • @ma_kenz
    @ma_kenz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    “How many markers do you have?” I don’t know if it’s funnier for him to have carried around all those markers or for each woman to have brought her own to the bar 😂

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      You've actually stumbled upon every woman's _second_ secret: they all carry markers with them

    • @adv78
      @adv78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@RyanTosh Bro, if you really knew anything about woman, you would know their things can actually be unattached and use as different color markers.
      Trust me, i talked to a woman once 😎

    • @tp6440
      @tp6440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      My mascara? Actually a marker.
      Car key? Nope, it’s a marker.
      The arms of my glasses? Two markers.
      This Slim Jim? You guessed it: a marker.
      This pen? Oh yeah, it’s a marker.
      The antenna of my flip phone? You better believe that’s a marker.
      My hand sanitizer and feather earring? Actually, not a marker, but a pot of ink and a quill.
      My king size Sharpie? That’s my mini flask.
      My nail polish? Why it’s crayon of course.

    • @oneofthoseyoutubeusers
      @oneofthoseyoutubeusers 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tp6440 men have an advantage here, they hide a marker in their pants to bring everywhere

    • @Eloraurora
      @Eloraurora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Their designated driver brought a coloring book.

  • @lordskeletor481
    @lordskeletor481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    how to ACTUALLY recreate the bachelor effect: hire a chris harrison deepfake actor to follow you around all the time, constantly wear a suit, have your friends (dressed in evening wear) constantly ask to "steal you away for a minute", talk to the person like a confessional camera.

    • @craneoflores
      @craneoflores 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      "dressed in evening wear" cannot emphasize enough how important this step is. i followed this process and the bachelor effect totally worked. I am a chick magnet

    • @grim1044
      @grim1044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@craneoflores i dont see how wearing a suit could attract chicks, i usually have to use some sort of seed.

    • @kaceo.damondaze5270
      @kaceo.damondaze5270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
      @ps1hagridoufofcharacter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@grim1044 just regular seeds will do in my experience, they're the easiest to get. i think they call them wheat seeds now, but the process is the same

    • @gardenthefermentingsound6218
      @gardenthefermentingsound6218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Needs more giant sloth onesie

  • @silverpixie101
    @silverpixie101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    "women jealous", this man has no idea at all. If that shirt thing really did happen it has nothing to do with jealous and everything to do with the fact that drunk women at bars love social activity.

    • @angelreed9039
      @angelreed9039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Literally! I'm not a woman, but if I saw a bunch of people gathering around some guy and all writing on his shirt(AND i was drunk) I'd wanna get in on it too!

    • @Purplesquigglystripe
      @Purplesquigglystripe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Also social proof makes people more trusted

    • @Morgan-ug2rt
      @Morgan-ug2rt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And markers

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He was basically like "Yeah, I rounded the calculations, ran the statistics, supposedly had a single experience a long time ago in a bar, I've got it down to a science!"

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ​@@Morgan-ug2rt Also...yeah, either they happened to have all those markers on hand or he just brought a whole bunch of markers for the occasion-

  • @adzdrawss
    @adzdrawss ปีที่แล้ว +78

    25:03 im not exaggerating when i say i was crying at this part, tears were rolling down my face at this. he had just gotten so off track with what he first was saying the video was about, it escalated quickly, and he was trying to flex on the dating life that he never actually had was just so funny to me. i couldnt breathe for the next minute because he kept making comments and the story just kept getting more escalated and i was laughing harder than i have in months im ngl. this is was a wonderful video. idk who this ryan whatever guy thinks he is but he is quite the guy.

    • @sairenxo
      @sairenxo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      was looking for this comment! i laughed so hard

  • @star0nyx
    @star0nyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    If this dating advice video was cleverly made satire, it'd be genius with how it just GOES IN CIRCLES

  • @notrod5341
    @notrod5341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1358

    This is probably a self-filter thing, right?
    The only people who would sit through a half an hour long video that repeats itself and is unbelievably boring are going to be the ones uniquely vulnerable to the scam. I wouldn't be surprised if Jarvis bought the next stage, it would be the same thing and end with another, more expensive, sale.

    • @jojbenedoot7459
      @jojbenedoot7459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Almost certainly

    • @djsdbskjvnvkj
      @djsdbskjvnvkj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      When my bf cheated on me, out of desperation I started buying all of these. The one thing that attracts a man is apparently to "tell him he makes you happy". It was a whole book on making the man feel like your knight in shining armor lmao. So yes, they actually give you an answer, but it's not something life changing nor something you wouldn't be able to find elsewhere online. Now it's just a funny story to tell because dropping $300 on that bs was completely out of character and it's definitely targeted toward the vulnerable.

    • @WarhammerGeek
      @WarhammerGeek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Oh for sure. No way is it only going to be $37. You'll finish the first $37 course and it'll ask for more. That's when the sunk cost sets in. You already paid the $37 so why not pay a little more to continue? Rinse repeat.

    • @imjustdandy9799
      @imjustdandy9799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Its called a sales funnel, these scams will loop the funnel over and over with a high price each time

    • @kayzee_bee
      @kayzee_bee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      at first i thought you meant this video that jarvis made (which is also 30min) and i was like holy shit that is such a intense roast and how did 500 people like it ? i had to re-read a couple times haha 😅

  • @rowancrimes3828
    @rowancrimes3828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    “Women want an extra-terrestrial pile of goo” How does Jarvis know I’m watching this video while I draw erotic comics about aliens?

    • @limitless_valley
      @limitless_valley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He knows everything about everyone. That's the power of Jarvis Johnson now

    • @vesperfromtheinternet5588
      @vesperfromtheinternet5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      my fave thing about the internet is that this has about a 50-50 chance of being true

    • @meowntown69
      @meowntown69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      pics or it didn't happen

    • @therearetwowolves
      @therearetwowolves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@meowntown69 Hmmm.... 🤨🤔

    • @meowntown69
      @meowntown69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@therearetwowolves can't help that I'm an alien fucker 😔

  • @FlorSilvestre12
    @FlorSilvestre12 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I think this is the first time I've ever seen anyone point out how weird it is that these dudes are always talking about instantly turning women on and not just piqueing interest. I wouldn't want someone suddenly lunging across the table at me during a date.
    Then again, it seems pretty clear that these guys aren't particularly interested in any aspect of dating except getting laid.

  • @Fairygelic
    @Fairygelic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    As a woman, I would never chase after a guy, especially if there’s other girls after him as well 💀 like no. I would like our feelings to be mutual thank you very much

    • @Caldella
      @Caldella 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      If I feel like I have to chase someone and compete over other people, I will assume that I'll never be a priority and drop all interest. My personal relationships aren't a reality TV show.

    • @Fairygelic
      @Fairygelic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Caldella exactly. I know my worth. why would I chase after someone that doesn’t recognize it the same way I do??

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ​​@@Fairygelic And a slight fallacy is his comparison to the bachelor
      Like...the gals on the bachelor are literally there for the express purpose of being there, but these random girls at bars aren't there to bump the bed with you (him)

    • @rickyslost3231
      @rickyslost3231 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      His watt pad fanfiction made me cringe so hard I had to keep pausing what a pathetic man. Everyone knows the only way to get girls is to be premium

    • @elizabethwojcik1620
      @elizabethwojcik1620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@damienearl8302 Also, what about when it's a bachelorette and the men all get jealous competing over the woman.. 😂

  • @fentina
    @fentina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    I do believe women often do react positively to a guy other women express an interest in, romantically or platonically.
    But it has nothing to do with "female competition". It's that at this point a lot of women have developed an entire vetting process to make sure a guy isn't a complete PoS (that could possibly endanger them). And having to "be on your guard" that way isn't always fun or easy.
    So if a lot of girls are willing to be around this guy/are interested in him, the assumption is that he got vetted, that he is okay, that he's a safe guy to be interested in.

    • @a1exneedsahamdleplease
      @a1exneedsahamdleplease ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that if he’s friends with a lot of girls but if a lot of girls are interested then I worry he’s a fuckboy

    • @lexa2310
      @lexa2310 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@Kleines97what was the lyrics to that one song? " _because women your age know better_ "
      Those men gotta groom children to have anyone touch them with a 5 foot pole.🤢

    • @ktgequestrian4475
      @ktgequestrian4475 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'd take the advice of a trusted male friend over a woman's opinion any day. Men know men, women know women.

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      100%
      It’s a real phenomena (kind of) this douche just got it waayyyy backwards

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      100%

  • @Sunbather620
    @Sunbather620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    We have graduated from the "alpha male" dating coach master classes and have now transcended into "pay money to listen to a persons fan fiction of them dreaming of being an alpha male" era in profiting off of fragile masculinity

  • @sagejennings4342
    @sagejennings4342 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "As long as you're manipulating women into dating you - not any of that creep shit - you can use these tips"

  • @natalie__jade
    @natalie__jade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    I can believe the t-shirt story but I can guarantee the girls weren't genuinely interested, or jealous, they were just having fun on a night out. There's no way any of them wanted to see him if he actually reached out.

    • @raeofsunshine8377
      @raeofsunshine8377 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      this would explain why all the area codes were different. they were writing random numbers 😂

  • @yoongiverse.
    @yoongiverse. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    that’s literally the opposite of what we do, if there’s one girl going for a guy I avoid him at all costs so she has a better chance lmao

    • @crystallight328
      @crystallight328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Yup same here. The moment I find out a guy is talking to another girl I back off. I don’t do competition.

    • @Mady0
      @Mady0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Exactly! It's so ew

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      My best friend and I both liked the same guy. I'd like to think he liked us both (we're very similar people). But because life happened the way it did, he started dating my friend. I very much got out of their way until I could hang out with him without any complicated feelings.
      They're married now and I still stand behind the idea that if he was good enough for me, he's good enough for her and I'm happy they're happy. We hang out with surprising frequency for adults with fulltime jobs and responsibilities.
      I really feel that if we'd vied for him it would have ruined all the friendship between us.
      Edit: I'm surprised how much traction this is getting.

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@catelynh1020 that’s a sweet story, thanks for writing that down :)

    • @vikingthedude
      @vikingthedude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@catelynh1020 some good things do happen

  • @AniMerrill
    @AniMerrill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    You know, the saddest thing is... I don't even think he made that t-shirt story up. Like the real secret is that if your friends start suddenly doodling on your white t-shirt in the middle of a bar, you are suddenly a novel object in the middle of the bar. If this guy had any kind of charm or scruples he might have been able to transform one of these encounters he had that night into something more, but instead he walked away with "Aha, I have cracked the femoid code!"
    Like he had to spin this experience into him dominating and tricking a bunch of women in a bar, when really a lot of them were probably drunk and bored and thought it would be funny to go draw on the white t-shirt guy. As someone who has a knack for sometimes being the stand-out weirdo, it's definitely not that hard to get random people's attention. The hard part is keeping that attention and trying to find out who, in this sea of strangers, is someone you can connect with for real yknow?

    • @happytofu5
      @happytofu5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      ok doodling on a guys shirt - sure - but a bunch of (only hot) women all writing down their numbers on it? come on!

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona ปีที่แล้ว +85

      It’s like, hauntingly sad that a person even could misinterpret the already awesome and hilarious human phenomenon of “holy shit, an excuse to write on a stranger” as “oh this is about ME”
      Like no we just really love to do this garbage

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@happytofu5 I think its probably like... maybe the tshirt thing did happen but he just embellished it a lot to try and make it sound cooler than it is

    • @TheGooberGrape
      @TheGooberGrape ปีที่แล้ว +15

      One time my friend offered for my other friends and I to draw on their shirt. Everyone immediately started. This is so true.

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp ปีที่แล้ว

      it's true - this guy could probably have gotten the same results by having a stack of newspapers and teaching his friends how to make paper hats. everybody would have come over and made a paper hat. have a box of crayons on the table as well? get outta town! people - especially drunk people - love to get together and do something silly. they'd all have walked out of the bar with paper hats on. one of them might coincidentally spot somebody else in the same paper hat a few hours later on the train and point at them like the spider-man meme.
      and it's really nice - it can transcend language. _if_ the shirt in the video is real, this wasn't about him being a chick magnet and it wasn't about female competition. if it _was_ about female competition, they'd have been getting angry with each other trying to get a turn to draw a dick on the silly little man. it wasn't, and he _could_ have relished in the wondrous simplicity of it all. it's a moment of true human connection - a moment of being the connector of a whole section of the bar for like half an hour.
      what a way to cheapen that. you are no longer a connector, but a smug manipulator; the woman no longer human beings sharing in a moment of novelty and delight, but horny animals fallen victim to his cunning application of a sharpie and a fruit of the loom. (actually, it wasn't even him who did it. his friend was the one who initiated this lmao. where's his _friend's_ amazon book?)
      whether the story is fake or not, he's really just ruining it. either he doesn't see beauty in the world, or he's teaching incels not to.

  • @Coolgoofball
    @Coolgoofball ปีที่แล้ว +108

    No wonder andrew ryan made rapture, after saying "big booty bachelorettes" he had to go into hiding

    • @katec2886
      @katec2886 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

  • @AngieeShipps
    @AngieeShipps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    This was so hilarious oh my! As a woman, I have to say if a man desires to know what a turn on is for a woman is it should be done in a organic way. It shouldn't be surgically researched from the knowledge gained by a poorly made online course. I feel for the guys who fall for this. Also Jarvis, your curls are amazing. I have natural/curly hair as well. Your curls are aspirational to the utmost.

    • @gracegaylord9025
      @gracegaylord9025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I have straight hair but damn, I aspire to have his curls as well. My partner has curly hair so I might be able to convince him to let me experiment lol

    • @adv78
      @adv78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      These courses are all over the internet. And they are purposely this long and repetitive so they make sure the only ones who will have the patience to get to the end are the REALLY DESPERATE guys (normally teenagers) who are easy to manipulate that "woman are all the same" or are already brainwashed in this weird "alpha mentality" stuff from other similar courses.
      It's the same with videos about "Growing your Business" or "Making lots of money" and every other type of stuff they think people will be desperate enough at low points of their life to actually be manipulated into thinking there is a "magical secret" that will resolve all their problems

    • @josephine2321
      @josephine2321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you are so pretty !!

    • @AngieeShipps
      @AngieeShipps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@josephine2321 Thank you so much! You are so kind!! ❤️

    • @bovinearrogance
      @bovinearrogance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      woman? dont you mean FEMALE SPECIES

  • @ForensicBec
    @ForensicBec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    I think that video legally counts as psychological torture (but it's nice seeing Andrew Ryan from Bioshock branch out)

    • @FugoriHassei
      @FugoriHassei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Came down to see if anyone else noticed that this guy has the same name as the founder of Rapture.

    • @fishbrain9591
      @fishbrain9591 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I knew his name sounded familiar!

    • @_yikesforever
      @_yikesforever ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Would you kindly sign my white t-shirt

    • @bluedragonfly8139
      @bluedragonfly8139 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@_yikesforever Wait, let me get my golf club.

    • @bluedragonfly8139
      @bluedragonfly8139 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally seems like something he'd do, tbh.

  • @OtakuBakaNeko
    @OtakuBakaNeko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    This is a marketing style I've seen before, for more than just 'how to get girls' videos. I've seen it for money management and weight loss too. It's a really sinister marketing practice and really capitalizes on the sunk cost fallacy.

    • @moethemoon
      @moethemoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      For real. On my decade of being on the internet ive stumbled upon so many of these garbage websites. They are all aggressively suspenseful and all have this same cookie cutter male or female narrator. They’re always giving weird ass testimonies and stories, saying that if you make one payment of X amount, all the State secrets will be yours LMAO. The most egregious one I’ve seen is pretty graphic, but they were selling a book/course to give the best Bjs ever that would make any man obsessed with you, or basically your servant. It was HILARIOUS

  • @C3T3LA
    @C3T3LA 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    This strangely feels like a "day in the life" for every generic main character in a harem anime.

  • @Isassaur
    @Isassaur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    As a girl I felt physical pain watching this and my sanity reached a new low

  • @MusicJokeHere
    @MusicJokeHere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Women want to compete for your attention but also it will put you in a position where a woman will ask if she can “share you” with her friends…who she is supposedly competing for your attention with. Makes sense to me.

    • @mariya_tortilla
      @mariya_tortilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LOL that part tripped me up too

  • @anonymousanonymous1338
    @anonymousanonymous1338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    I was so convinced this was satire and Jarvis got got but the fact it’s real makes me cry.

    • @alexisb3829
      @alexisb3829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      There are way too many of these scams and they’re all the same ugh

    • @rowannadon7668
      @rowannadon7668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@alexisb3829 they have them written for all kinds of situations

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@rowannadon7668 It's like those automatically generated mug designs on Amazo-
      ...so that's how he's a best selling writer on Amazon

    • @archae6451
      @archae6451 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@damienearl8302 dude i saw those mugs in that one danny gorgonzol- i mean gonzales video 😭😭
      Got cholera?

  • @lucynda_chaos
    @lucynda_chaos 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    23:27 "I have a gun under the table" this innocent 7 word phrase... .😊

  • @theonewiththeflowericon
    @theonewiththeflowericon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    i probs shouldn't be admitting this lol but honestly i really needed this, if i was a straight man my current relationship situation (or rather lack thereof) would absolutely make me the target audience for this scam and it was weirdly... comforting and affirming i guess to hear jarvis call this out for being bs. sometimes i really need to hear that there is no trick that everyone else knows that i'm missing out on, it helps me not despair lmao

    • @ball2000
      @ball2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      If anyone says they can make you into a magnet remember 1. Magnets also REPEL 2. Magnets don't care what they attract - do you want rusty bent nails old staples metal shavings and crud because that's what magnets get when you drop them and pick them up again

    • @phthalo_blue
      @phthalo_blue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Hey, admitting that you do in fact have an issue is an important part in getting yourself out of unhealthy mindsets. It's a good sign that you were able to take Jarvis's words on board, and it's pretty considerate of you to share your experience so others going through the same might feel a little less isolated.
      Best wishes for your situation, as someone else who has nearly fallen into ideologies aimed at straight guys before (despite not being one!)

    • @marissashuler7199
      @marissashuler7199 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kudos to you for being able to acknowledge that! Any sort of generalizing, non-autonomous woman narrative …I’m telling you …100% - just ignore it. Most of these men are at best just sex addicts (if they even get any honestly) and they tend to not have healthy relationships with women at all! Despite what men like this tell you… please… do listen to women about what they like. They’re not lying. The reason that not every funny and smart guy has a girlfriend is simply because of chance, not finding the right person, etc. Women tend to want different things, even if most women say smart, funny, etc. it’s obviously much more complicated then that. Sometimes people just click or don’t click. I personally have gone on dates with guys I thought were great but I just didn’t feel a deeper connection. I’m sure that happens to men too! Sometimes I’m sure straight dudes have girls who like them and they don’t feel the same way. No shame in that it’s just reality. If everyone could force feelings or if there was some code to dating, no one would be single lol.
      As long as you work on yourself and always put your best self out there, you’re bound to find someone who’s into you too. Let it happen naturally. Accept rejection when it comes. It’s not personal, really.
      Idk if that was all obvious or if it were helpful but regardless - best of luck to you!!

  • @LionSPH
    @LionSPH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    I will say, seeing that someone is well liked does make a difference to me. When I first started dating my boyfriend we went to his work and seeing the way he interacted with his coworkers made me like him more. When a man can have female friends, it indicates to me that he is a safe person and he's not a weird creep or else those women wouldn't be chatting with him. And when he has healthy friendships with other men, that indicates something positive to me as well. My ex had like no male friends because he saw them as competition or he assumed they were all jealous of him. It was weird and unhealthy.
    So when I started dating my bf and I saw him have fun banter and comfortable interactions with people (of any gender), I think it did increase my attraction towards him.
    Anyways!! This comment is too serious for a silly video like this lol but i just wanted to point out that I think there is a grain of truth to being into people that are liked by the people around them.

    • @phosphenevision
      @phosphenevision 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I agree but that's like bare minimum of being a nice person lmao

    • @jennaengland1402
      @jennaengland1402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I agree but that's not what this video is about, it's about making women feel insecure and competitive because you're a "hot commodity" and she has to seek validation from you.

    • @AnnekeOosterink
      @AnnekeOosterink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I mean, yes, but that's not what this guy's video was about. His was about reducing women to objects or prizes to be won and "hacking" the "fEmAlE bRaIn"

    • @allisonavery7273
      @allisonavery7273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fair

    • @Tine_of_Nice_Dreams
      @Tine_of_Nice_Dreams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I was hoping someone would bring this up. His jump from "women like a guy other women are paying attention to, and thats because of JEALOUSY" is totally arbitrary. He could have just as easily assumed it's the vetting effect. Other women's approval gives a higher chance that he isn't offensively awful/dangerous from the first blush, which makes him more worth approaching. These pick up artists make these blanket assumptions about unrelated people and then build a whole "course" around it, couch it in fake claims of scientific validity and personal anecdotes. It's all snake oil taking advantage of how men are trained to believe they're inadequate and worthless if they aren't expressing power over women. Our culture has so many men fucked up over gender expectations, makes them easy targets for this crap.

  • @blakewhite3131
    @blakewhite3131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    That video is what i feel like purgatory is, an endless watch mojo countdown that never starts. Also the women were like yeah i like people who are nice and then the guy goes THEY'LL SAY SURFACE LEVEL STUFF even though none of them did i just,,, wow

    • @Mr-pn2eh
      @Mr-pn2eh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is no purgatory.
      There is only heaven and hell.

    • @johannesschnauber4880
      @johannesschnauber4880 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok proddy

  • @darkserpent7191
    @darkserpent7191 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That video is literally the definition of "my essay has a word minimum".

  • @elizabethgrey6040
    @elizabethgrey6040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I’m a girl and while the idea of a guy I like being liked in general does have some hotness to it, that can only add to an already existing interest. If I don’t like a guy, seeing other girls be attracted to him won’t change that in the slightest lmao. The attraction of other girls is so low on any level of turn ons that it’s hilarious to see a guy revolve his life around it.

    • @alicine-sims8988
      @alicine-sims8988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah same, other girls like my boyfriend? Well duh, he's amazing and hot.
      Other girls like some random dude in the bar? Like, why should I care? More power to them.

    • @elizabethgrey6040
      @elizabethgrey6040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alicine-sims8988 Exactly!

  • @alyalvarado1667
    @alyalvarado1667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    I'll be honest, if I was on a date with a guy, and he suddenly tells me that he's got chicks lined up waiting to date HIM or basically anything that implies that he's got ~options~ I would probably end the date right then and there. Like I don't want a man that only views me as an option. BUT HEY, what do I know, I'm just a woman, and clearly, I don't know what I want. I'm just saying this because I think that's what I'm supposed to say.

    • @camille1324
      @camille1324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Yeah I’d be like okay so this guy is not genuine and doesn’t want to just hang out as equals getting to know each other in order to figure out if we’re compatible, this is a weird game for him. Why would I want to be someone who *wants* me to feel insecure?

    • @thugpug4392
      @thugpug4392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      If I was on a date with a guy who had a bunch of chicks lined up I'd probably assume he's bisexual and would wonder why I'm the only guy.

    • @camille1324
      @camille1324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@thugpug4392 bc you’re special

    • @cleverlyblonde
      @cleverlyblonde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Don't forget to check if he has a clean white shirt! 😂

    • @adv78
      @adv78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Are you saying you won't instantly want to date a guy just because he has a white shirt with other girls numbers marked on it? AND you wouldn't offer your friends too without ever talking to them about it?

  • @miya705
    @miya705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    This was literally painful XD Also, if someone doesn't already want you, somebody else wanting you isn't going to change that! They're more likely to be relived someone else has your attention so that you leave them alone. But also this guy literally just described one version of negging as is pretending he isn't a manipulative douche. I am genuinely impressed by that level of hypocrisy, but even more impressed at Jarvis for being able to sit through that without slamming his head into a wall

    • @cliiiiiq8787
      @cliiiiiq8787 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @INTROMED honestly thats you personally , some women genuinely want you more when they feel like you have options

    • @gracegaylord9025
      @gracegaylord9025 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably did slam his head into a wall between takes.

    • @stratozphere
      @stratozphere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cliiiiiq8787 of course it's a personal thing, obviously to each women their own -- If u like guys with a lot of other women, slay! you go girl! but that's also *you*, personally, and you are kinda in the minority + not what the comment is talking about. no hate though gen, I'm js it's kinda derailing a lil

  • @officialblimp
    @officialblimp ปีที่แล้ว +32

    24:29 exactly he went full smut writer mode

  • @kuckag5710
    @kuckag5710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "how much is it worth to wake up next to a beautiful girl who likes you for you"
    where did he get that??? this whole thing was about how women only want to be with him because of competition

  • @liriohardy7240
    @liriohardy7240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Jarvis' hairstyle paired with the orange shirt is giving Zero from holes and i am absolutely loving it

    • @madsstokes
      @madsstokes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg that's who it is he reminded me of. Thank you!

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol I can't unsee it

    • @shirin9452
      @shirin9452 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait yeah!!

  • @botanicalitus4194
    @botanicalitus4194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Dude these types of scams have existed for decades. I remember running into several of them as a kid, even some that target women "how to make a man fall in love with you instantly!"
    They all have the exact same formula, they all have these ridiculous manipulative long intro videos, and they claim to have the "one trick" that will make someone chase you. And they're all different tricks lmao. Some say stare at her lips while she talks, others say initiate conversation with her then pretend to be bored and move on to someone else, one of them even described emotional abusing a woman in detail to make her your "psychological slave".
    I actually dont mind these scams existing because anyone that hears the pitch "learn how to hack a woman's mind" (or other ways to say "manipulate her" ) and thinks "hmm I want to do that!" deserves to be scammed

    • @moethemoon
      @moethemoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They really do have the same format all the time. I also saw a lot of them as a kid, and not just for dating. It’s so aggressively suspenseful and the narrator is constantly telling you to make one payment of X amount to acquire all the secrets. Weirdly all of them insist on ‘foolproof psychological tricks’ and often sell the idea that the object of your affections can become a mind slave for you. Obvious scams, but hilarious 😂😂

    • @socialdistancingon8333
      @socialdistancingon8333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And they all assume that women don't know these "tricks and tips" already. Every one of these videos acts like women have never met a single man in their entire life...

  • @BroudbrunMusicMerge
    @BroudbrunMusicMerge ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I like how the dude basically just applied the centuries-old business tactic "pretend there are other offers to get better deals" to relationships, and acts like he'd cracked a genetic code

  • @epsilion7640
    @epsilion7640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    I can attest to this, the MOMENT I transitioned into being a woman I forgot all about things like emotional connection, or wanting to be with good people, no, I want nothing but competition for men
    for 1 dose of estrogen you too can figure out the secret that makes all women a hivemind

    • @onelovelylilidiot4959
      @onelovelylilidiot4959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Hold on a sec gonna send you a telepathic threat to stay away from this mediocre man with questionable views I saw in a bar through the hive mind connection

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      This explains why the hive channel’s been on the fritz since I started T

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@Lucifersfursona it only got fritzy for you when you went on T? I got booted completely the moment I realised I was trans

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Ohhh, so thats what the voices are. Damn i should've known about this, this is embarrassing....
      Also how do i send a threat with the hivemind?

    • @willsith9762
      @willsith9762 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Estrogen is just a super virus overtaking the world

  • @pixiecardamon9256
    @pixiecardamon9256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I love how this guy is insinuating that people like the bachelor and bachelorette because it's some sort of juicy gossip with jealousy involved when it's literally just unhinged and meme worthy.
    Example: that one time that one dude jumped over a fence after Cassie says she doesn't want to see him anymore- also intense horror music plays for some reason

    • @WhitneyDahlin
      @WhitneyDahlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or the Sloth comically coming out of a limo and then committing to the bit of being slow so hard it went from oh that's cute, to oh my God this is so cringy I have second hand embarrassment

    • @pixiecardamon9256
      @pixiecardamon9256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WhitneyDahlin NOOO I REMEMBER THAT

  • @confusedparticles
    @confusedparticles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Kinda cool to see that Andrew Ryan went from a villian in Bioshock to a Amazon best selling author

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Would you kindly chase me?"

    • @angeldivine408
      @angeldivine408 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pay 279 to unlock this true story! 😃

  • @efgdelcatty
    @efgdelcatty ปีที่แล้ว +15

    28:58 I really appreciate Jarvis's vacuum salesman impression and I want it to be somewhere within the library of Congress

  • @marimolen3122
    @marimolen3122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I’m halfway through this video & I’m certain that the secret attribute is patience

  • @trevorford8702
    @trevorford8702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Jarvis’s curls are everything I aspire towards.

    • @CBrown86
      @CBrown86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I clicked on your picture expecting you to be a white chick and I was so relieved

    • @scarecrowjuniper9054
      @scarecrowjuniper9054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Honestly those curls are the true chick magnet lmao. Nothing else. The site is a lie

    • @zt3853
      @zt3853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@CBrown86 PLS LMAOO

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@CBrown86 what's wrong with a white chick wanting nice curls?

    • @theodreamurr
      @theodreamurr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@msjkramey just not these type of curls, these are ethnic curls lol

  • @animaegusanimagi2251
    @animaegusanimagi2251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    We appreciate your sacrifice Jarvis,,,, ur devotion is phenomenal

  • @snomberry
    @snomberry ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm only halfway through but this is LITERALLY how infomercials work